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52873524 No.52873524 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to have sex
BTC will hit 1 million
Chainlink will hit 1k
I am going to have sex
I am going to lose my virginity
My penis will enter a vagina
I am going to have sex
I am going to have sex
I am going to have sex

>> No.52873589
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52873589

I am not going to get laid off on my birthday in a few weeks.

>> No.52873628

>going to
Not how it works. It will always be off somewhere in the future if you think like this.

>> No.52873671

sad bread op

>> No.52873685

>>52873628
Ok then. I am having sex.

Is that better? Even though I'm a kissless virgin?

>> No.52874914

>>52873524
>>52873628
hopium, copium

>> No.52876803

>>52873524
you do realize you can do most of these by sexing a hooker right? if you're over 20 its not special anyway. its just sad. you can kiss them and hold their hands too if you want

>> No.52877638
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52877638

>>52876803
>>52873524
>>52873628
Save your virginity for someone you love

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52877989

>>52873524
i stop being retart

>> No.52877999

>>52876803
this