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[Anonymous No.52869231]

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>>52868509

[Anonymous No.52869255]

mumu never had a chance

[Anonymous No.52869259]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.52869261]

>When will you stop?
Uuuggggghhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.52869265]

PEAK RATE
>5.xx
PEAK RATE
>5.xx
PEAK RATE
>5.xx
PEAK RATE
>5.xx

[Anonymous No.52869267]

So much for that Santa rally HOhohohohooo

[Anonymous No.52869272]

https://files.catbox.moe/io4j8k.mp4
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1603080894553677826

[Anonymous No.52869274]

we’re gonna close flat

[Anonymous No.52869276]

she cute

[Anonymous No.52869280]

>>52869231
>STAY THE COURSE UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE
RATES WILL REMAIN HIGH UNTIL 2% INFLATION TARGET IS MET. PIVOOTER REDDIT NIGGERS BTFO.

[Anonymous No.52869284]

Who's this SCP Jerome speaks of?

[Anonymous No.52869286]

jerome is gonna kill us all to get his two fucking percent

[Anonymous No.52869287]

Is SPY $200 in the room with us right now bobo?

[Anonymous No.52869288]

>Smialek

[Anonymous No.52869290]

PIVOT bros why didn't we listen to Powell at all?

[Anonymous No.52869291]

Lol no one followed up about the first question, bullish

[Anonymous No.52869292]

>Most important question is no longer the speed…
Doesn’t give a question.

[Anonymous No.52869293]

>This whole conference

[Anonymous No.52869295]

>jerome thinks data is plural
no wonder we're fucked

[Anonymous No.52869302]

SPY CALLS PRINTING

[Anonymous No.52869303]

Let's fucking go bear sisters!

[Anonymous No.52869304]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.52869305]

kill da mumu, kill da mumu

[Anonymous No.52869313]

POWELL DOESN'T SOUND EXTRA HAWKISH

BULLS WIN

GREEN BY CLOSE

YOU LOSE

[Anonymous No.52869314]

>>52869287
I DEMAND SPY $100

[Anonymous No.52869317]

all according to plan.

[Anonymous No.52869323]

>>52869295
It is though. Datum is the singular.

[Anonymous No.52869325]

>>52869284
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20221214.pdf

Although a Federal Reserve SCP monster would be kino.

[Anonymous No.52869331]

So glad I am in JEPI. More crabbing for longer

[Anonymous No.52869335]

Flat out just pulling out of my portfolio and moving it to something stable. Time to just paper trade until I stop getitng justed. I've had enough. Blew up like 80% of my portfolio this year. I'm so fucking tired

[Anonymous No.52869336]

HO-HO-HO

[Anonymous No.52869337]

>>52869259
Who Dat?!

[Anonymous No.52869339]

>>52869323
in latin. we speak english.

[Anonymous No.52869340]

Smialek can fucking GET it

[Anonymous No.52869344]

>>52869325
so it's boboland until 2026?

[Anonymous No.52869346]

SOMETHING WRONG
I HOLD MY HEAD
MUMU GONE
OUR NIGGA DEAD

[Anonymous No.52869347]

>HIGHER
HIGHER

[Anonymous No.52869349]

ima heer-a sliding down your portfolio chart

[Anonymous No.52869350]

OIL bros we are still going strong

[Anonymous No.52869352]

This dump is too weak , s&p is not even down 1% .

[Anonymous No.52869353]

Nah, this shit's not bussin', senpai. frfr, ong.

[Anonymous No.52869355]

(WOAH BLACK BETTY INTENSIFIES)

[Anonymous No.52869358]

>>52869344
Not in reality, just the Fed's projection.

[Anonymous No.52869363]

Merry Christmas niggas

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52869364]

Is Jay going to mention anything about all of the negative effects of unrestricted massive illegal migration across the southern border?

[Anonymous No.52869366]

>>52869344
>5.xx peak
>bobo
come on. 5% is nothing with a hot labor market

[Anonymous No.52869367]

>>52869314
it was $80 in 2009, we would easily see those levels

[Anonymous No.52869370]

>.5% isn’t much right? Why wouldn’t this be rcession projection
>mhmhmhmmhmmhmmhmh *cough* mhmhmhmhmhm positive slow growth comdition

[Anonymous No.52869371]

>>52869363
woah black santa

[Anonymous No.52869376]

has Powell started literally sucking black cocks on stage yet that's always my fav part of fed meatings

[Anonymous No.52869378]

Back up we go!

[Anonymous No.52869379]

>>52869352
All I need is like a 3% drop to be up a few thousand for the year myself. Gambled in short term options too much while it was crabbing last month and lost like 5k drom my ath.

[Anonymous No.52869381]

>>52869314
God wills it

[Anonymous No.52869382]

>>52869339
Dumb zoomer.

[Anonymous No.52869383]

The best theory
Powell and gov need low rates
Fastest way to 1.5% rates is a full sharp recession
He doesn't want a soft landing of taking 5 years to hit 2% target.
Buckle up pivot tards

[Anonymous No.52869385]

>>52869314
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well. I salute you despite our differences regarding SPY projections.

[Anonymous No.52869387]

keep talking Jerome lmao

[Anonymous No.52869389]

Has there been enough info from JPOW to calculate the next market direction with Jewish tricks included in that analysis?

[Anonymous No.52869390]

JINA

[Anonymous No.52869392]

>Labour market doesn’t need it be put out of work! >Tech sector stop laying people offffff

[Anonymous No.52869398]

>>52869366
He said they'll probably increase that at the next meeting.

[Anonymous No.52869400]

>>52869366
there's been layoffs left and right and next year will be even worse. where's this hot labor market everyone keeps talking about?

[Anonymous No.52869402]

WHAT THE FUCVK WSA THAT

[Anonymous No.52869403]

>>52869370
everything is fine. Buy

[Anonymous No.52869404]

>>52869382
i'm older than you faggot. do you understand the concept of loan words?

[Anonymous No.52869409]

>>52869272
niiiice

[Anonymous No.52869410]

>muh pivot
You fools missed the dovish pump Powell give people at brookings, why you think they sold off that premarket giga pump yesterday?..... That period was the Santa Rally

[Anonymous No.52869414]

>hey Jerome we all saw this coming, does that mean we are moving .25 in the future?
>maybe, you are broadly right!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52869417]

SLOWER PACE
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52869423]

SLOWER PACE
>SLOWER PACE
SLOWER PACE
>SLOWER PACE

[Anonymous No.52869428]

>>52869337
Milena Weintraub the AT&T milkers girl

[Anonymous No.52869429]

how much does Timiraos spend on coke a week?

[Anonymous No.52869430]

WHY IS IT FUCKING DUMPING

[Anonymous No.52869438]

Rachel will never be gina

[Anonymous No.52869439]

>>52869400
There’s apparently 2 jobs per person but hardly anyone applying can manage to get one in most cases despite business being supposedly very desperate.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52869443]

>>52869428
didn't she lose her job to that nigger ball player?

[Anonymous No.52869444]

mumuniggers ITT interpreting higher4longer as bullish just because they are gonna do 8 25 bepis instead of 4 50 bepis

[Anonymous No.52869446]

>hi I’m a dumb cunt, are you lying?
>no I’m not lying.

[Anonymous No.52869445]

>>52869430
"Yeah we saw the CPI yesterday it don't mean shit"
>captcha KYS JX

[Anonymous No.52869447]

>unemployment
Ho boy. Time to pander.

[Anonymous No.52869450]

>>52869410
He himself says we are staying the course until the job is done. the job is 2% inflation target. we will have no pivot until then.

[Anonymous No.52869453]

>We've made less progress than expected on inflation

[Anonymous No.52869454]

>>52869255
>50 basis points was never part of our arrangement, neither was giving billions to ukraine!
>I have altered the interest rates, pray I do not alter them again

[Anonymous No.52869455]

>>52869400
literally nobody outside of a couple of sòybòys in """tech""" lost their jobs, which is a good thing over all
they will requalify into something useful like being plumbers or something
tech is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.52869460]

>>52869444
Checked.

[Anonymous No.52869463]

>>52869389
2 out of 5 of my ta things are saying sell. The 3 holdouts are right on the precipice of flipping to sell as well.

[Anonymous No.52869464]

He said some of you will suffer.

Ta2rm8

[Anonymous No.52869466]

>NOT ENOUGH BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LAID OFF

[Anonymous No.52869472]

>>52869398
bollocks. Rate hike pace reduction hype
>>52869400
Only in tech.

[Anonymous No.52869477]

>>52869414
>>52869417
>>52869423
nice try kikes, but the rates will stay up for years

[Anonymous No.52869483]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.52869485]

>>52869455
Hopefully those "people" are sent to the front lines to fight Russia guaranteed every last one of them had Ukraine flags in their twitte profile

[Anonymous No.52869488]

>>52869404
It's always been that way you retarded faggot. Did you even finish high school?

[Anonymous No.52869489]

>hi, dumb cunt again, are you aren’t lying
>I’m sure, look at history, labor shortage+labor market=strong employment

[Anonymous No.52869495]

>>52869477
>the rates will stay up for years
yuyp.
>>52869450
>>52869280

[Anonymous No.52869497]

wooden doors

[Anonymous No.52869503]

Smialek def the hottest but she was more hot last press conf

[Anonymous No.52869504]

fuck you jerome. fuck you.

[Anonymous No.52869506]

>>52869400
Unemployment is near rock bottom. SoCal retard tech companies letting go of people they only hired to keep out of competition is a drop in the bucket. When walmart and coca cola start firing people, now you're cooking with gas.

[Anonymous No.52869508]

You will never have a 2% rate

[Anonymous No.52869510]

>>52869444
>"Yeeaaahhh we're going to keep interest rates high for a long time, which will put increasing strain on the markets and will increase the chances of something breaking catastrophically"
>"But we're going to raise the rate we're fucking your ass slower from here on"
>This is somehow bullish to some people
Permabulls are a special breed

[Anonymous No.52869523]

>>52869231
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52869525]

>do you think the rates may be too low?
>Um uh um um um the um you know the rates um

[Anonymous No.52869524]

>>52869439
>>52869455
>>52869472
alright so if it hasn't even begun, what exactly is the depth of the suffering that is about to be inflicted upon us?

[Anonymous No.52869532]

>>52869503
we need chunky Anya

[Anonymous No.52869533]

Wouldn’t mind some of the old ”in and out” with Colby to be honest

[Anonymous No.52869537]

>>52869472
Higher terminal rate
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4

[Anonymous No.52869539]

>hi, not a zogbot, do you expect wage growth.
>bitch we have high inflation, but we are going down
>3.5% drop is a lot ya cunt. By next year lower inflation.

[Anonymous No.52869540]

>>52869503
>women aging 4 months

We need a hard cap on all econ thots of 24 years old

[Anonymous No.52869542]

literally all you have to inverse the buy puts/calls namefag

[Anonymous No.52869545]

>full retard "soft pivot" anticipation euphoria
...is very likely to resume and stretch into the new year.
never mind that interest rates keep scheduled to be going higher.
we'll worry about that in due time.

[Anonymous No.52869544]

3980 brutally rejected. Yes i think we are back.

[Anonymous No.52869546]

>>52869488
okay so you don't understand loan words. that's cool.

[Anonymous No.52869547]

a less than 1% drop today is pretty lenient all things considered.

[Anonymous No.52869553]

>>52869524
There wont be any suffering. There is a democrat in the white house. The fed raises rates managing a bomb that is public debt, while Biden send more helicopter with money. Buy, bull crab is on

[Anonymous No.52869554]

>>52869523
You get what you deserve slupper

[Anonymous No.52869558]

>>52869503
Sorry anon but a white boy already took her.

[Anonymous No.52869561]

>>52869547
so far

[Anonymous No.52869562]

Red bobo is coming for the winter and babk of america said they want oil back at 100$ a barrel so you freeze to death.

[Anonymous No.52869564]

>>52869524
Ask the banks, they seem to have a good idea.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/look-for-mild-u-s-recession-in-2023-bank-of-america-says-11669669737

[Anonymous No.52869571]

>everyone talking about fomc
>It's exactly what was expected
>ahhh crab 400
>meanwhile KOLD is up 17% today

All you had to do was buy KOLD

[Anonymous No.52869569]

The markets must die!

[Anonymous No.52869572]

>>52869553
interesting

[Anonymous No.52869575]

>>52869265
...will not be enough

[Anonymous No.52869576]

>hi, I don’t know what question to ask so give me something to write about
>we won’t do rate cuts until inflation is 2% sustainable

[Anonymous No.52869580]

>only rape hikes all next year
its over

[Anonymous No.52869587]

>NO RATE CUTS IN 2023
okay mumu find a new cope now

[Anonymous No.52869589]

>>52869558
Get your fucking hand off my gf you fucking soiboi

[Anonymous No.52869590]

powell just said no rate cuts kek get it through your fucking heads

[Anonymous No.52869592]

NO RATE CUTS FOR 2023

[Anonymous No.52869595]

>no rate cuts in SCP for 2023
SPACBROS...

[Anonymous No.52869597]

>>52869576
>>we won’t do rate cuts until inflation is 2% sustainable
that could be a long time kek, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.52869599]

>>52869546
The entire English language is a loan word. You don't understand how to speak it.

[Anonymous No.52869607]

>>52869558
What does he have that I don't?

[Anonymous No.52869608]

NO RATE CUTS FOR 2023
BYE BYE MUMU

[Anonymous No.52869610]

>wut about China?
>won’t have an effect on us

[Anonymous No.52869611]

>>52869580
>>52869587
NO THERE WILL BE RATE CUTS OK THERE JUST WILL BE UGH!

[Anonymous No.52869615]

>>52869597
"a long period of below trend growth"
"higher for longer"
get it through your thick fucking skull

[Anonymous No.52869617]

>>52869564
BoA is definitely looking for some bailouts in the near future lol.

[Anonymous No.52869620]

>>52869589
He's also one of the Tribe kek

[Anonymous No.52869622]

>futures

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52869623]

>>52869553
no, the timeline shifted on january 6th when alex jones and the oath keepers were unable to stop the steal. this is supposed to be a republican administration, and because it isn't we have created a singularity, and the only way out now is nuclear armagedon.

[Anonymous No.52869627]

fed is gonna cut rates 2023 regardless of whatever they wanna bull shit right now

[Anonymous No.52869628]

>>52869590

They won't.
Watch people trying to spin this in some way that we'll see rate cuts soon enough.
The market has no real fear yet. It's in a total buy the dip mode and won't accept the fact that things need to crash from here.

[Anonymous No.52869629]

>>52869558
It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.52869631]

every statement is just bad news

he's taking it down lmao

[Anonymous No.52869632]

>>52869608
more like bye bye housing market
i gotta get shit sold before february

[Anonymous No.52869634]

as per my opening statement....

[Anonymous No.52869635]

Market seems pretty unphased about that no rate cut news, interesting

[Anonymous No.52869636]

what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.52869639]

Mumu, I hope you weren't ~pricing in~ a rate cut next year.

[Anonymous No.52869638]

>comment on inflation, please give us something good!
>daya shows a welcome reduction. We need more data though. All is expected, we are confident in decline,

[Anonymous No.52869641]

We are healing, dump canceled

[Anonymous No.52869646]

>>52869524
the current situation is a mix of 2001 and 2008
but it will mostly slowly deflate for years like the dot com bubble
most of the tech companies are literally ponzi schemes and scams, all of crypto, wework, uber, tesla, google, apple, microsoft, amazon it's all a fucking ponzi ponz and it must burn to nothing
but situation could become fun if microsoft, google and amazon are declared monopolies and forced to be divided in multiple companies
in the end only deep real value wins

[Anonymous No.52869647]

>>52869610
>What about China
>CHING CHONG PING PONG, NIGGURU
I can't beleve Powell could be so mean

[Anonymous No.52869650]

>>52869611
>>52869627
That didnt take long kek

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52869653]

>>52869615
i thought inflation was just transitory? now we're going to have higher inflation for longer? like what the fuck is this nigger doing out there???? what happened to my 2% inflation and maximum employment mandate?

[Anonymous No.52869654]

>>52869628
We're still due for even heavier tech layoffs followed by blue collar reckoning.

[Anonymous No.52869655]

>>52869639
o

[Anonymous No.52869658]

you know, i've been wondering what the function is that market capitalism optimizes at times.
i think i know now. it's jerome's brain. economic data goes in, federal funds rate goes out, and the market optimizes this exact function.

[Anonymous No.52869660]

>>52869653
no rates higher 4 longer retard

[Anonymous No.52869664]

>>52869639
sexooooo

[Anonymous No.52869667]

He wants wages moving down!

[Anonymous No.52869668]

What else is coming out this week? Is friday another big day for a dump?

[Anonymous No.52869670]

This is so fucking bullish it's unbelievable. He said rates will be coming down and inflation will be at 2% as early as 12 months. Pump my bags suckas

[Anonymous No.52869675]

>>52869647
>>52869610

[Anonymous No.52869678]

>>52869667
He's yelling "timber!"

[Anonymous No.52869680]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.52869684]

WE ARE HEALING , HAHAHAHAH BTFO BOBO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52869685]

>>52869660
so there's no more rate hikes, but it's going to be longer before they come down? that doesn't sound so bad actually. I'll buy back in.

[Anonymous No.52869687]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52869689]

>>52869670
>inflation will be at 2% as early as 12 months
lel

[Anonymous No.52869693]

>>52869400
Employment in the USA is at record levels.
Tech layoffs will be fully absorbed by a near record number of open job positions and the fact that many who will get the shaft will move back to their countries of origin.
In 2023, employment numbers will be even better.

...and the FED will keep on raising.

[Anonymous No.52869695]

They really need to ask him who the fuck had a 5.75% rate projection in fucking 2025.

[Anonymous No.52869698]

>disconnect with optimism and pessimism. Please give us a direction to tell the market to go. Are you sure you aren’t mistaken?
>1) getting close to cumming 2) boils down to how long we gotta edge 3) we see prices coming down, and there’s no progress 4) give us more time

[Anonymous No.52869702]

>>52869680
Short cover

[Anonymous No.52869707]

>>52869680
dead cat

[Anonymous No.52869708]

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[Anonymous No.52869709]

we close green

[Anonymous No.52869716]

What's wrong bobo

It's Power Hour

[Anonymous No.52869718]

Just tuned in, what has Uncle Powell been saying? Is he finally bringing the temple down?

[Anonymous No.52869720]

SOFTLANDINGBROS WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE

[Anonymous No.52869721]

[Anonymous No.52869727]

>soft landing not a achievable??
>I wouldn’t say that
Kekekekeke
>no one now if we will enter recession and IF we do. No one can say hard deep

[Anonymous No.52869731]

>>52869689
Markets have spoken, we're ending the day green.

[Anonymous No.52869732]

>>52869695
>It was me. That's my dot. You like it? Or should I move it up a couple points?

[Anonymous No.52869735]

He nearly said PIVOT then, almost

[Anonymous No.52869734]

>>52869718
He said:
>Fuck everyone's options.

[Anonymous No.52869736]

>>52869592
No rate cuts for the remainder of the decade.

[Anonymous No.52869737]

>>52869716
so that's the power of the Moo-Moo...

[Anonymous No.52869738]

>Brian Chong
Oh come on

[Anonymous No.52869739]

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.52869740]

POWEEEER HOUUUUUUUUR , BOBO DOUBLED DOWN AT THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.52869753]

>HOW MUCH PAIN POWELL?
>worst case scenario: we didn’t raise rates fast enough. Could be 50 years ago inflation.

[Anonymous No.52869758]

>>52869734
cool so business as usual

[Anonymous No.52869764]

me watching IV after selling some call options to pay for calzones for survivor night

[Anonymous No.52869763]

>>52869738
>INFRATION??

[Anonymous No.52869766]

GO LONG BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.52869770]

>>52869623
Probably true in a clownworld timeline somewhere.

[Anonymous No.52869778]

>>52869231

[Anonymous No.52869781]

>there may be a longer run project at some point
i fucking knew it

[Anonymous No.52869783]

>you keep yelling at us about 2%? Could you change course and pivot?
>NO, we have the tools

[Anonymous No.52869782]

>Jerome casts: REVIVE!

[Anonymous No.52869784]

>>52869758
Yeah, he hates options gamblers.

[Anonymous No.52869787]

PAIN!

[Anonymous No.52869788]

bottom isn't in until all mumu posters rope

[Anonymous No.52869789]

Fuck Nicole is fugly

[Anonymous No.52869791]

>Black unemployment question

[Anonymous No.52869792]

Ohh finally a goodkind

[Anonymous No.52869793]

>>52869231
Becareful out there.

[Anonymous No.52869796]

Lol the dip is immediately slurped. Literally can’t keep this market down. So much buying. Such demand for cheapies.

Get SPY below 400 while you can. Today may be the last day you ever get this chance.

[Anonymous No.52869799]

tHIS IS IT THIS IS LE BIG CRASH

[Anonymous No.52869800]

>what about the woman and roody poos?
>look at the 1980s dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.52869802]

>>52869792
>goodkind
>bad face

[Anonymous No.52869804]

*smacks lips*

[Anonymous No.52869809]

>>52869685
lol

[Anonymous No.52869815]

>I wish there were a completely painless way to restore price stability, but there isn't

[Anonymous No.52869817]

thanks for the dip bobo

*slurps*

[Anonymous No.52869820]

n

[Anonymous No.52869821]

Did you guys grab your 450 calls end of month?

[Anonymous No.52869822]

>THINK REPORTER,
Someone put Powell here please

[Anonymous No.52869828]

BLACK PEOPLE SAVING THE MONEY PRINTER

[Anonymous No.52869829]

>>52869820
i

[Anonymous No.52869831]

The S word

[Anonymous No.52869833]

I HAD A BAD FEELING AND IT CAME TRUE
>>52867829
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[Anonymous No.52869841]

>>52869822
Forgot pic
>WE HAVE THE TOOLS, IVE MADE IT CLEAR, THINK

[Anonymous No.52869842]

>>52869821

SPY 450 end of month

[Anonymous No.52869847]

Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.52869850]

Hottest women seated in front, fuglies sitting second, third row, and old women sitting back
kekeke

[Anonymous No.52869851]

>Thanks for taking my question, Chair Powell. Rei or Asuka?

[Anonymous No.52869852]

wtf

[Anonymous No.52869857]

>>52869828
Based.

[Anonymous No.52869858]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52869863]

>>52869325
SCP-1913: The Creature from Jekyll Island

SCP-1913 is a collection of anomalous copies of the 1994 book "The Creature from Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin.

SCP-1913-A is a memetic phenomenon caused by individuals who read copies of SCP-1913, creating instances of SCP-1913-B. Said instances will feel strongly compelled to participate in financial markets. SCP-1913-B instances will, without fail, end up losing money on every trade they engage in, which, in turn, will compel instances to engage in even riskier trades. SCP-1913-B instances will devote an increasingly large amount of time to the consumption of financial news and the trading of financial assets, especially news pertaining to the Federal Reserve. When asked about their losses, SCP-1913-B nstances will frequently utter canned responses such as "I will make it", "Up only from here, bobo", and make references to a non-existent "meltup". Eventually, when SCP-1913-B instances exhaust all possible sources of funds, instances will feel compelled to make an assassination attempt on the current Federal Reserve Chairman, blaming him for their losses, inevitably leading to the death or imprisonment of the instance.

[Anonymous No.52869864]

>congress legal immigration?
I could hear other reporters guffaw at that question

[Anonymous No.52869869]

We're going to end the fucking FOMC day flat.

[Anonymous No.52869873]

ITS CUZ PEOPLE DIED JEROME

[Anonymous No.52869877]

>Chairman Powell, is a hotdog a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.52869881]

>increase immigration we need the ponzi scheme to continue the illegals weren't enough
>4 MILLION RETIREMENTS! OY! Dead from covid!
As a Canadian I laugh.

[Anonymous No.52869882]

in hindsight i shouldnt have sold those calls

[Anonymous No.52869884]

And just like that SPY never traded below 400 ever again.

You did buy the dip right?

[Anonymous No.52869887]

it doesn't make any sense
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how is it possible, what the meaning of all of this you fucking kikes
what did he said that made you optimistic again good lord

[Anonymous No.52869890]

What happened, did Jerome save the economy?

[Anonymous No.52869891]

>>52869851
uhhhhhhh mmmmmmmm urrrrrr we have the tools to answer that question in the near future

[Anonymous No.52869895]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52869896]

>immigration talked about
>SPY pumps
I hate the corpos.

[Anonymous No.52869898]

>>52869877
>3 minutes of stammering non-answer

[Anonymous No.52869899]

Looks like all my positions closed out. Now I’m another member of /crashgang/.

[Anonymous No.52869903]

>Not our job to perscrive things
>jobs need more people
Almost like firing all the unvaxxed wasnt a good move

[Anonymous No.52869906]

If I inversed myself I would be rich

[Anonymous No.52869908]

>>52869877
>I don't want to get into hypotheticals

[Anonymous No.52869910]

>>52869537
>Higher terminal rate
What was it revised to?

[Anonymous No.52869909]

>*SLUUUUURRRPPP*
thanks for the cheapies, reddit

[Anonymous No.52869911]

>>52869687

[Anonymous No.52869913]

import more africans to save economy

[Anonymous No.52869915]

>I SOLD THE BOTOTM AND IF I HELD I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST 25 PERCENT OF MY PORTFOLIO
I
HATE
THIS
FUCKING
SHIT
i give up. I do't know how you guys fucking do it

[Anonymous No.52869916]

>>52869863

[Anonymous No.52869920]

>w-w-we don't really like to think about the r word

[Anonymous No.52869923]

>>52869913
based, dont forget more Nicaraguan trannies !

[Anonymous No.52869925]

Idk how to tell you this hobo, but, we’re green.

[Anonymous No.52869928]

hey what's our gookfu doing at the press conference?

[Anonymous No.52869931]

I'm pretty high but I'm watching the indexs play out like it's a horse race and people are throwing money both ways and just gambling on the winner of the crab. Likes its a tug of war between bulls and bears gambling.

[Anonymous No.52869933]

>>52869906
Imagine if it were 3x inverse!

[Anonymous No.52869935]

>>52869925
>hobo
not yet
>>52869925
>we’re green
look again

[Anonymous No.52869936]

>can I get last question, if you reach peak rates would you be restrictive?
>dumb whore, of course we thought about that. We ain’t cutting rates

[Anonymous No.52869938]

imagine being bullish rn, fucking kek

[Anonymous No.52869941]

>>52869915
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.52869942]

>>52869925
>hobo

[Anonymous No.52869944]

>>52869915
It’s easy, just buy the dips. The market will always go back up. It’s literally the entire purpose of it.

[Anonymous No.52869948]

that's it?
we're stuck in crabland aren't we

[Anonymous No.52869953]

THE EVENT HAS NOW ENDED

[Anonymous No.52869954]

>algos try and gap up
>fail
>market falls over and goes back dying
lol

[Anonymous No.52869957]

>>52869915

You BOUGHT THE DIP AND SHORTED THE TOP?

[Anonymous No.52869959]

>>52869925
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are back to red

[Anonymous No.52869961]

>>52869948
Bullcrab for now

[Anonymous No.52869963]

[Anonymous No.52869965]

>>52869877
uh, well, uh, you see that thing is, we have , uh, tools to measure dat

[Anonymous No.52869969]

>frozen in fear

[Anonymous No.52869972]

>jpow: zero chance of rate cuts in 2023

[Anonymous No.52869977]

I hope you tp at the last exit pump bullbros ....

[Anonymous No.52869979]

need you bull faggots to pump my oil bags

[Anonymous No.52869980]

100
50
40
30
20
10
RETARD, RETARD

[Anonymous No.52869981]

So another boring year I guess? nothing bullish, or bearish even lol
crab bros, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.52869982]

BONESAW MARKET

[Anonymous No.52869983]

That meeting was bearish af desu boys

[Anonymous No.52869989]

PBR is recovering. I called the bottom. Hope you niggers listened.. and KOLD look at KOLD

[Anonymous No.52869990]

Thanks for the premium gain, gamblers

[Anonymous No.52869991]

MY fucking CALLS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52870000]

Last chance before the exit gets crowded bulls

[Anonymous No.52870003]

>>52869981
higher 4 longer is unbelievably bearish
retards in here were shilling rate cuts early-mid 2023
this meeting absolutely demolished that

[Anonymous No.52870006]

Unemployment will keep dropping because the vax is killing too many workers. So the Fed will keep raising rates

[Anonymous No.52870007]

>>52869991
Kek , that was the last exit pump . Dont greed next time

[Anonymous No.52870011]

>>52869910
CME hasn’t updated yet, but I don’t expect the professional bettors to agree with the dot plot. Expect nearly no change for second half of 2023.

[Anonymous No.52870013]

>SPY still at 400
Pretty boring ngl

[Anonymous No.52870016]

>>52869972
>Also JPow: inflation is transitory

He’s lied before. He’ll lie again.

[Anonymous No.52870017]

>>52870006

[Anonymous No.52870018]

>>52869982
>POWELL: I GOT YOUR MARKET FOR 30 MINUTES OF ~~~PLAYTIME~~~
What did Bloomberg mean by this?

[Anonymous No.52870023]

>10yr yield still falling
hallejuah for the recession

[Anonymous No.52870024]

>>52869231
LULA YOU STUPID FUCK
AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52870025]

>>52869981
rates are going into autopilot while we wait and see if we're landing on a runway or the side of a mountain.

[Anonymous No.52870029]

>>52870006
Big brain take here. The job openings are due to people not able to work anymore, not NEETs

[Anonymous No.52870030]

>>52870003
until something breaks in the financial markets and we get an instant cut to 0%

[Anonymous No.52870033]

>>52870003
we fucked
we are so fucked
slow downward crab forever
fuck
it's bussy bear's market now

[Anonymous No.52870035]

MAX PAIN

[Anonymous No.52870038]

>>52870025
bro the terminal rate is projected at like 100 bepis higher
and i doubt the terminal rate will stop climbing before mid 2023

[Anonymous No.52870039]

>>52870000
>>52870000
>>52870000

[Anonymous No.52870052]

>>52870023
yeah we're nearing a -1% yield curve inversion lmao
good times

[Anonymous No.52870053]

NEW

>>52870022
>>52870022
>>52870022

[Anonymous No.52870064]

>>52869990
what'd u do? sell calls?

[Anonymous No.52870065]

>>52870053
Nah, there’s no links and you are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.52870074]

It's smaller raises so they can keep going. Mumu are so stubborn they need to keep raising slowly because if they pause the bulls will rally stocks for 6 months on the news

They aren't dovish. Nothing was bullish except the fact Powell has to basically stomp on bulls for another year to wake them up

[Anonymous No.52870075]

>>52870030
holy fucking mumu nuclear copium

[Anonymous No.52870088]

>>52869981
>boring year
This was the worst year for markets since '62 and 2023 looks to be even worse. I hope it is, people in this country had it too good for too long.

[Anonymous No.52870096]

>>52870075
Its actually my bear case of a giga crash

[Anonymous No.52870107]

>>52870053
>no links

[Anonymous No.52870111]

>>52870016
To be fair most of it was transitory but the administration dictates what he can say. JPOW knows putin had fuck all to do with anything but he still has to say it.

[Anonymous No.52870155]

>>52870074
This theatre will be playing well into the next decade.
FED funds rate will reach (positive) 7%, if not more, in the latter years of the 2020s.

[Anonymous No.52871103]

>>52869483
Sounds like nigger noises.

[Anonymous No.52871124]

>>52869607
He's White.