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>> No.52868529

WOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.52868537

For me, it's Fed raising inflation target to 3%.

>> No.52868538

lmao, check the
>economic projections from the December 13-14 FOMC meeting
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20221214.pdf

The "market participants" are pessimistic as hell

>> No.52868539

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SOXL SISTERS

>> No.52868544
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>> No.52868545
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52868545

FUCK POWELL
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK ROCKER
FUCK YOU

>> No.52868547
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52868547

A reminder that every time we tagged the 200 day we went another leg down.

>> No.52868549

SOXLbros
we're healing

>> No.52868548
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52868548

Bobo really got us bull bros..... Its over......

>> No.52868550
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52868550

we're healing

>> No.52868551
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52868551

rest of the day is going to be algos trying to rape each other
good luck out there

>> No.52868556

Green close.

>> No.52868557

At least Jerome is making good on his threats to the government with their extreme spending instead of pushing it to another year and acting like inflation was still 'transitory'

>> No.52868558
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52868558

WOAH BLACK BETTY!
Thread theme
>https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.52868562

>>52868509
The Fed killed Santa
WTF

>> No.52868565

what am i missing? seems like this is better than we expected, no?

>> No.52868569
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52868569

In 20 minutes I'm gonna be rich.
captcha: MMP0WR

>> No.52868571
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52868571

bullcucks lmao just die

>> No.52868575
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52868575

Oopsie Poopsie
https://youtu.be/k1eIHuQH64M

>> No.52868579
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52868579

>>52868538
Yikesaroony

>> No.52868580

>>52868538
meeting*

>> No.52868583
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52868583

rotate to calls lads

>> No.52868584

Kek crypto scam wick tier

>> No.52868585
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52868585

Like it or not this is what peak rates hike looks like.

>> No.52868588

And just like that SPY will never go below 400 ever again

>> No.52868590

bought calls at the bottom there

>> No.52868591

I HATE CRABS

>> No.52868592

>>52868565
it will probably pump in 15 minutes. it always does

>> No.52868595

Powell will be a shivering pussy during QA - buy this dip.

>> No.52868597

>>52868509
>FOMC Hikes By 50bps, Hawkishly Signals Rates Will Go Higher-For-Longer
told ya.

>> No.52868604

>>52868583
I'd call her if you know what I mean.

>> No.52868605

WHY ARE WE DUMPING?

>> No.52868607

>>52868545
FUCK DID I DO

>> No.52868615

AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52868617

>>52868583
i'd rotate to her lads if you know what i mean

>> No.52868619

WHY AREN'T WE DUMPING MORE

>> No.52868620

>>52868605
Interest rates are being raised

>> No.52868621
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52868621

destroy all the options

>> No.52868627

>>52868605
ahem…WOAH BALACK BETTY

>> No.52868628

>my USA stocks going down
>my MEX stocks pumping
Que hicistes Powell?

>> No.52868631
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>>52868588
And just like that SPY will never be 400 again

>> No.52868632
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52868632

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.52868633
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52868633

Wait till Jerome speaks

Never forget he is /ourguy/

>> No.52868638
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>>52868597
Oh wow we should totally take them at face value just like when they said they totally wouldn't hike in 2022 and stuck to that


Fucking idiot faggot bears

>> No.52868640

>>52868592
Nope, that’s it for the year. All that’s left is unemployment and that’s bad news eith direction since more of it equals less sales/purchasing power and less of it equals more inflation/rate hikes. Won’t be a flat line down a few dozen points but it will be a gradual downtrend just like all the others.

>> No.52868641

Honestly, we should be down MUCH more than this

>> No.52868644
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>>52868604
>>52868617
>her

>> No.52868646

post soft landing webms

>> No.52868647

>>52868631
And just like that, spy wil crab 400 forever

>> No.52868648
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52868648

>TSLA

>> No.52868650

I can't believe these cucks are really trying to pass the blame on the special military operation instead of just throwing Joe "Buy my Son's Paintings and We'll Talk" Biden under the electric powered vehicle.

>> No.52868649
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>>52868605
That one dot plot gigachad forecasting 5.75% through 2025 (>>52868579) is JPowell.

>> No.52868654
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>>52868591
I HATE CARBS
>and mumutards

>> No.52868658
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52868658

DOT PLOT
BOUGHT TOP
MUMUS MEME LINE BROKE THE COPE BOX

>> No.52868659
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>>52868641
>We

>> No.52868660

>>52868565
The rate hike is as expected, but the text of the press release indicates that the fed is unimpressed by Q4 inflation data and believes that "ongoing" rate hikes are still in order. Traders expected them to include language indicating that they had seen substantial improvement and that some re-evaluation of policy was in order, but this is largely absent.

>> No.52868662

Who is black Betty?

>> No.52868665

Hawks are eating the doves again

>> No.52868668

> only - 0.4%

Bobo , its too weak . We are closing green

>> No.52868671
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>>52868619

>> No.52868682

>>52868644
i'd deepthroat his cock if you now what i mean

>> No.52868684

>>52868649
We are going to trend down for the next month

>> No.52868687
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>>52868633
>First of all i'm gonna say N

>> No.52868691
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52868691

i dont know what the fuck is gonig on

>> No.52868693

>>52868605
hey dumbass, did you know that if you can get an 8% return when risk-free money is at 1%, when the risk-free rate goes all the way to 5%, you now need to make a 12% return to justify the same investment?
how many companies out there with appreciation+dividends going to land at 12%? how about bond yield to maturity getting you 12%? lmao

>> No.52868694
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>>52868646
>soft landing

>> No.52868698
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>>52868646

>> No.52868706

>>52868662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.52868710

>>52868650
trump started the lockdowns and interest rates at 0 lmfao. imagine not knowing both sides are bolshevik controlled jews

>> No.52868711

We are closing red today aren't we?

>> No.52868712

GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

G E N E R A T I O N A L
B O T T O M

>> No.52868713

>raise rates by 0.5% exactly as expected
>market crashes
What did they mean by this

>> No.52868714
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52868714

soft landing, faggots!

>> No.52868715

That's it?

>> No.52868717

BAGGIE BROS WHY ARE WE DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52868718

>>52868671
Are you in squiddy? Did you donate?

>> No.52868726

i started the meme back when jerome was banging on about black unemployment every time he opened his mouth, i think he said something like 'picture the average american family, single mother, african american'

>> No.52868727

>>52868698
one of the eggs wasn't cooked properly. gross

>> No.52868728

>>52868694
>daytrading crypto.mp4

>> No.52868729

>>52868706
>black betty
>some scruffy white guy with glasses
i dont get it

>> No.52868732

>>52868660
guess i'm about to look like a dumbass for doubling down on my calls kek

>> No.52868736
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Alright now I am just coming to terms that a lot of you guys are just faggots and are trying to get me to go all in so you can feel good about your choices of betting up.

Im no financial expert but if the documents Im reading are correct higher Federal Reserve interest rates are here for the next 2 years. This is going to obilerate zombie companies. It is one thing if Jerome quickly lowered them and we were back to 0.25% interest rates by end of 2023 but that isn't the case.

>2023 median estimated end of year Fed rate: 5.125%
>2024 " ": 4.125%
>2025 " ": 3.125%
What are we gonna be in a crab market for the next 3 years or something? I know big tech companies have already dropped the bad news for 2023 in regards to the actual economy. This is regardless of what happens to stocks, Apple itself also said so, the biggest holding in SPY that they're forecasts for 2023 aren't as good.

I need you guys to explain yourselves. Why not continue staying cash rather than constantly losing? Im still down by a lot on SOXL, can't believe I fell for that.

>>52868427
I agree with this. From what I am reading they are prolonging this over a few years. Get the feeling re-entering the stock market with my typical big bets would be foolish for the next 2 years or so. I am not about to bet 25% of my networth and have it erased because the algos decided it is time to dump or pump because retail was mostly in calls or puts.

>> No.52868738

>>52868658
>75-100 more bepis
That's not too bad actually. 125-150 would have triggered a much more severe dump.

>> No.52868739

>>52868698
>I'm just curvey

>> No.52868746

>>52868729
>The things gone wild.

>> No.52868748
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>>52868633
lmao, he was visible annoyed when someone mentioned that the market is up last time

>> No.52868752
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52868752

Don't you get it

Jerome being hawkish is priced in. If he has even a dovish word or two, it's 4150 end of day

>> No.52868754

>>52868698
id eat half that

>> No.52868756

>>52868547
They don't want to see this.

>> No.52868757

>>52868538
>high uncertainty
>higher unemployment
>lower GDP
>higher interest rates
>for longer

>> No.52868759
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52868759

>>52868595
No, Jerome will wear the serious boy pants today.

>> No.52868760

>>52868718
yes, but i'm just sharing this screenshot because he posted it on his public account

>> No.52868761

>>52868710
no, trump left those decisions up to the states, not my fault the leftists used it as an excuse to blame trump for everything.

>> No.52868764

>>52868754
wanna lady and the tramp it?

>> No.52868765
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o well, 10 more mins for more bullshit from everyones favorite faggot

>> No.52868769

>>52868713
Rising interest rates are bearish, as you can get more money risk free rather than putting it in the stock market.

>> No.52868772

Greater Depression, inflation coming down fast is worse

>> No.52868774
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52868774

When dot plot?

>> No.52868773
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>>52868736
we are in a technological golden age. buy and quit thinking so much.

>> No.52868776

stocks are frozen in. Fear.

>> No.52868782

>>52868736
>What are we gonna be in a crab market for the next 3 years or something?
yeah probably

>> No.52868786
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52868786

>mfw cash gang

>> No.52868790

>>52868547
all 2 times

>> No.52868792

will i ever break even on my $66 TQQQ

>> No.52868793
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52868793

>killed my short
>kept my long

>> No.52868797

We need to be 1000 points down

>> No.52868802

were going to dump after friday options expiry arent we?

>> No.52868804

>>52868736
That's their projection of rates. When have their projections ever been right?

>> No.52868806

>>52868792
in 8 years

>> No.52868807
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>>52868786
>futures

>> No.52868808

WE ARE HEALING

>> No.52868814

>>52868792
those days are over

>> No.52868813

>>52868792
Yes. Just don’t ask when

>> No.52868816

>5% interest rate through 2023
>4% through 2024
does anyone actually believe these fags? They'll be back to 0% by election day 2024

>> No.52868817

>>52868736
Because the market is going to look past all that. If we have a recession rates will go to zero and QE restarts. If no recession, rates go to 2% and the super-strong economy keeps going. There are NO bearish catalysts for the market.

>> No.52868822

>>52868764
Yeah but i live on the other side of the country :(

>> No.52868824

>>52868786
I hate this kinds of videos where the joke is supposed to be “oh look how rebellious the animal is”. ANIMALS CAN’T READ YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!! That bird has no idea what that signs says, he’s not sitting there intentionally to rebel against what the sign says. So fucking irritating.

>> No.52868825
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52868825

speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2iJXlcmR8

>> No.52868827

>>52868644
A genuine American thoroughbred. A woman like that is the reward for being a high status man. Reserved exclusively for the winners in life.

>> No.52868828
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>>52868786
> mfw cashgang at 3600
> mfw cashgang at 3800
> mfw cashgang at 4000
> mfw cashgang at 5000
heh, I never had a loss in my lifetime, get rekt noobs

>> No.52868831

>>52868774
Negative 24 minutes. See >>52868579

>> No.52868833

>>52868551
>good luck out there
i just closed my calls at a tiny loss, dont like this movement at all

>> No.52868838
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>> No.52868840
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52868840

You understand how bearish this is right?

>> No.52868841
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52868841

Haha, at least my savings account has gotten more money recently :)))

>> No.52868842

>>52868429
This is my feel
You posted my feel

>> No.52868844
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52868844

Why is the FED stream not in 4k? How on earth are the people with unlimited money cheapskates?

>> No.52868847

>>52868824
niggers cant read either
become ungovernable
reject literacy

>> No.52868849

loading up on SPY calls, we will break 200-week by close and the bull will ride on santa's sleigh to 4300.

>> No.52868850
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>>52868808

>> No.52868854

>>52868774
looks comfy

>> No.52868857

>>52868760
was it worthy? i wanted to enter but also feared it could have been a scam

>> No.52868860

>>52868824
Calm the fuck down you fucking autist, it's just an innocent joke

>> No.52868867
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52868867

>NO CRAB
NO CRAB
>NO CRAB
NO CRAB
>NO CRAB
NO CRAB
>NO CRAB
NO CRAB
>NO CRAB
NO CRAB

>> No.52868868
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>>52868736
One of the big factors to me is actually the housing market.
Inflation adjusted median house price is actually worse than what we saw in 08
https://dqydj.com/historical-home-prices/
To repeat that- the markets are so fucked housing is WORSE than OH EIGHT.
And we're looking at high interest rates + targeted higher unemployment on top of that
There's no god damn way the housing market doesn't burst and bring down everything else with it, we're literally doing the exact same fuck ups as a decade and a half ago
And still people want to go long, it's absurd

>> No.52868869

Let’s hope there are some cuties at the press conference

>> No.52868878

>>52868817
Except what if recessions is equities and sticky wage and services costs? You know how long we have to go before then? We also aren't having china online to push up commodity input prices.

>> No.52868880
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52868880

Mumu are you OK? Are you ok, mumu?

>> No.52868883

>>52868844
didn't youtube make it so you have to buy their subscription thing to watch 4k videos?

>> No.52868885

>>52868736
>crab market for the next 3 years or something
oh my sweet summer child. the US govt cannot afford to refinance its soon-to-mature short term debt at 5% you silly goose. have you seen what they've done to the profile of their debt maturities? owing a billion dollars isn't owning a billion dollars -- not when you owe all of it tomorrow versus owing parts of it monthly over a decade.
do we let them fail and stop providing services? or shall they paper over it and flood us with currency?
we are headed for either an inflationary spiral -- the kind which will make crypto useless because nobody will even pay for computers and payment processing at their small businesses -- or a massive market crash, and a 10-year depression, that STILL suffers some inflation (but won't really make it into most prices), again, the kind that makes crypto useless because no one has any capacity to speculate. incomes dry up.
physical gold, and physical cash, might actually do you some good in either case. if you see everyone selling all their material goods to try to ride an insane market rally, then you'll know its hyperinflation. in that case, the cash won't be good for much longer. acquire real things, useful things, so you can find work.

>> No.52868887
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52868887

I've taken 0 trades today

>> No.52868893
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>>52868786
I don't enjoy being /cashgang/ but on Fed shitpost day it's a relief.

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>>52868824
You seem...upset

>> No.52868898

>>52868850
As I recall the guy hit with the chair is actually based. Antio zionist jew got attackded in the vid in Israel.

>> No.52868906

>>52868773
"what the wise man does in the beginning, the fool does in the end."

>> No.52868908
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52868908

secular bull market. don't miss out. trust me.

>> No.52868909
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>>52868840
The entire 'pandemic' year of 2020 is fine, and then the vaccines come out. Wasnt that supposed to be the opposite? Good luck vaxxies kek

>> No.52868911

>>52868840
That means it's working.

>> No.52868912

No matter what happens today, trust that by next Friday, it will all be undone.

>> No.52868914

>>52868878
The idea we
Oooooo, pivot, and get a 0% interest rate world again next year is fucking cope by bulls. It can happen but odds are remote. Way more likely to have 4% inflation, low unemployment, and rising oil prices which will not help the fed pivot

>> No.52868915

>>52868824
>ANIMALS CAN’T READ YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!!
you haven't seen the crow videos i see

>> No.52868917

>>52868868
You will be PRICED OUT. Up only. READ >>52868817. The possibilities are 2% or 0% EoY 2023 the dot plot is full of shit.

>> No.52868918

>>52868887
>censored feet
This should be a federal offense.

>> No.52868919
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52868919

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.52868920

whose got the livestream for powell

>> No.52868922

>>52868817
No catalysts yet you mean. Hard to predict even the ukraine war let alone taiwan and acts of God, ie storms, earthquakes, covid2.0 etc.

>> No.52868928

>>52868887
why are her feet censored anon. don't do that

>> No.52868930
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>>52868880
bobos are delirious it seems. You promised SPY 200 EOY, we're close to 400. Now you're making a big deal out of 0.5% drop.
Please invest in MEDS, I'm serious

>> No.52868932

>>52868920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2iJXlcmR8

>> No.52868937
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>>52868878
What if on top of that, we get de-dollarization of the global economy. We get no one to refinance our public debt. The bill finally comes due.

>> No.52868938

>>52868840
love him or hate him at least elon unbanned McCullough

>> No.52868939

Pump in 1min , prepare your ass bobo

>> No.52868941
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52868941

>switch to bull today
>change my mind, realise $1.36 profit
>it dumps
lmao nice being a Mumu for an hour

>> No.52868942

>>52868917
Kek bulls. Yes no chance anything goes wrong when Munger is calling this financial engineering insane.

>> No.52868943
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>>52868917
Yeah dude buy these calls. Ignore all data. Buy more of my calls. You're fucking me so hard right now daddy.

>> No.52868944

>>52868917
Yeah because entire multiple generations being priced out of housing is sustainable, fucking genius

>> No.52868945

somebody got my grandparents a wifi digital photo frame and we're supposed to send photos to it. this is 100% a datamining thing right

>> No.52868946
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>>52868893
I just happen to have cashed out on monday. Sitting cashgang for too long is missing out.

>> No.52868949

>>52868917
Screencapping for posterity :^)

>> No.52868951
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52868951

Good luck to all degenerates

>> No.52868952
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52868952

I'm financially fucking devastated
It's over for me

>> No.52868953

IT’S ON NOW

>> No.52868959

>>52868840
Woah halt the anti-semitism

>> No.52868960

[black betty in the distance]

>> No.52868964

>>52868914
XOM CVX to the moon!

>> No.52868967

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

>> No.52868971

ahhhhhhhhh he'slate sell everything

>> No.52868972

>US anons going full panic
At least you have still lights on, I'm 95% guaranteed we'll get blackouts this winter
t. europoor

>> No.52868973

>Good afternoon
BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

>> No.52868974

Good afternoon, today's meeting is about buying soxl.

>> No.52868975

>says good afternoon
>green candle
BROS

>> No.52868976

WOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.52868979

>>52868967
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52868978
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52868978

Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>> No.52868981

He looks nervous

>> No.52868983
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>>52868849
You're right we will break the 200 week this time. Enjoy your calls.

>> No.52868984

2% GOAL

>> No.52868985

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

>> No.52868987

please jerome I have no lube

>> No.52869000

>>52868972
Serves u right for banning nuclear and coal.

>> No.52869002
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52869002

prepare your anus, bobo...

>> No.52869005

Anyone interested in my pronouns?

>> No.52869006
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52869006

CALLS ON SPY

>> No.52869007

SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.52869008

HALF-PERCENT CONFIRMED. BOBO IS KILL. I REPEAT, BOBO IS KILL

>> No.52869015

0.5
Buy SOXL

>> No.52869017
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52869017

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

>> No.52869019

All the market gains from the last two days WIPED OUT.

>> No.52869022

>>52869008
we've known this for half an hour retard

>> No.52869024
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52869024

How you doing housies?

>> No.52869025
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>>52868946
>Sitting cashgang for too long is missing out.
the point of my brief forays in to /cashgang/ is to miss out on losses.

>> No.52869026
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52869026

FUCK MUMUNIGGERS

>> No.52869029

HE HAS A LOT TO SAY

SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.52869030
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52869030

>https://youtu.be/Ho2iJXlcmR8
Get in here.

>> No.52869033

>>52869008
smartest bull

>> No.52869035

>>52869015
>>52869008
they released that info 30 minutes ago, everyone already knows.

>> No.52869038

>>52868857
i made my money back, so yeah

>> No.52869041

this smells bearish as fuck

>> No.52869042

DIVE DIVE DIVE

>> No.52869043
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52869043

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus&t=2m10s

>> No.52869046

>>52869000
>implying we are nothing but globohomo pawns
YOU WILL HAVE SUB-ZERO BODY TEMP

>> No.52869048

LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.52869053

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , MY CALLS

>> No.52869054

Why can’t burgers just lose their jobs already, what is the problem

>> No.52869062
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52869062

*tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap

fuck bulls and fuck jews final interest rate is bout tree fiddy (35%)

NO QUESTIONS!

>> No.52869063

STOP TALKING

>> No.52869066
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52869066

He does it again. Fuck you Pawell

>> No.52869072
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52869072

oh, mumus, you just couldn't help yourselves

>> No.52869074

>search for house selling ads for months
>finally find a relatively cheap house that I'd definitely buy, kinda well located though the building is shit
>respond to ad through the contact form in the page instead of calling directly to the publshers phone number
>get carried away by other stuff for a couple of days
>check my emails: no response from ad
>check original ad: it's been taken down
people are still fucking buying.
I will never be able to buy my own house, will I? ;_;

>> No.52869073

do they want higher unemployment or lower? i dont get it

>> No.52869075
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52869075

....ay muMU FUCking shi...

>> No.52869076

I really shouldn't have added those extra calls without just as many puts

>+$500 day

>> No.52869078
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52869078

Dude it literally makes no sense for things to be dumping right now, he's just reading the same fucking words that came out half an hour ago

>> No.52869079
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>>52869054
Not going to enter your cagies, wagie.

>> No.52869082

>>52869073
lower.

>> No.52869083
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52869083

WHOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.52869086
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52869086

>>52869008
>>52869015
kys niggers

>> No.52869088
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52869088

*becomes the final boss of baggies and hodlers everywhere

>> No.52869096

>>52868711
We always were. It's gonna be -1.5ish.

>> No.52869098

>>52869078
now the retail traders that cant read too good are startin to dump

>> No.52869101
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52869101

go go go

>> No.52869104

The market is down over 1% and you guys are claiming this is bullish? What do (((they))) know that you don't? I'll tell you what it is, medium-sized nuclear weapons aimed at the west.

>> No.52869103

booba

>> No.52869105
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52869105

there it goes

>> No.52869108

Expectations are declining. Is that Nigger watching other data?

>> No.52869109

>UKRAINE
>UKRAINE
>UKRAINE
>UKRIANE

>> No.52869110

>projecting 2.5 inflation in 2024

>> No.52869115

The only thing that brings me joy in these dark days is the TSLA chart

>> No.52869116

>>52869098
I don't believe that at all, there are practically zero retail normies who give a fuck about the FOMC meeting

>> No.52869119

>>52869074
Train while you wait for collapse, then TAKE house by force.

>> No.52869120

Powell will not stop increasing rates until black and mexican unemployment is 100%

>> No.52869123
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52869123

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.52869124
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>>52869110
HIGHER

FOR

LONGER

>> No.52869125

REFLECT WHAT JEROME

>> No.52869127
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52869127

>>52869075
subtle

>> No.52869129

lol it's over. 2008 all over again

>> No.52869132
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52869132

LET'S GOO-

>> No.52869131

This is a long meeting just to say that his layoff boner hasn't been satisfied yet.

>> No.52869133

>>52869120
It's algos

>> No.52869138
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52869138

2%
>2%
2%
2%
>2%
2%
2%
>2%
2%
2%
>2%
2%

>> No.52869139

its going back up! BUY BVUY VUYVUYUVUYUOI

>> No.52869141
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52869141

>We still have some ways to go

>> No.52869144

Fed can't let off any pressure on inflatoon
He said this a million times
He is not going to pivot
If the market is strong he will just push harder on it

THERE IS A FED SOLD CALL

>> No.52869145

>Ground has been covered!
>And we have more work to do!
>Ongoing increases appropriate!
>reducing balance sheet!
>restrictive stance!
>GDP roughly unchanged
>labor market tighter than scoops bussy
>Jobs as robust as rockers gut
>labor market out of balance like baggies portfolio
>supply and demand will ease over time
>inflation is well above 2%!
>Core PCE price rose 5%
>Core CPI changed 6%
>Price pressures are because putins war
>longer the inflation continues,expectations that inflation is entrenched
>acquitely aware and highly attentive of inflation!
>We have raised interest rate 4.25%.
>inflation is not 2%
>Reflecting…………….policy
>monetary policy is volatile
>SOME WAYS TO GO
>WOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.52869146

>>52869116
there's at least 2 anons in this very thread that didn't know how to find out the rate hike until jerome said it at 2:30

>> No.52869147

>>52869127
Damn im not a furry but..

>> No.52869148

IM DOWN 4K FFS BOBO PLS STOP

>> No.52869152

>>52869005
mine are the/she/it

>> No.52869155

>>52869141
Deja vu from last month

>> No.52869160
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52869160

Calls baby

>> No.52869162
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52869162

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP TALKING

>> No.52869163
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52869163

>No one knows with any certainty where the economy will be a year or more from now.

>> No.52869164

Holy shit it's actually over. JPOW is going to kill everyone to achieve the 2%.

>> No.52869165

>>52869145
WE'RE FUCKED BROS

>> No.52869166

>>52869148
cut your loses

>> No.52869168

WE WILL STAY THE COURSE UNTIL JOB IS DONE

>> No.52869171

Goddamn I knew I should have bought puts yesterday

>> No.52869173

>Liesman

>> No.52869174
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52869174

Watch what happens next bobo, screencap this

>> No.52869175
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>>52869163
In a bad spot hopefully!

>> No.52869177

>>52869146
They're in the wrong thread then.

>> No.52869179
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52869179

>tfw I took profits premarket yesterday

>> No.52869183

>USING OUR TOOLS
>USING OUR TOOLS
>USING OUR TOOLS

>> No.52869185

>>52869155
He said basically the same thing as last month. Bullish effectively

>> No.52869187

>>52869147
But what?

>> No.52869190

I'm out. I just blew up another 25% of my portfolio. I need to stop fucking trading options

>> No.52869195

HOLY SHIT I'M PIVOOOOTING!!!

>> No.52869198

TD AMERITRADE IS NOT LOADING

>> No.52869200
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52869200

>>52869086
That was funny, the old lickaroo. hahaha have a (you).

>> No.52869202

>We project recession for the next 2 years
>It will take 12 years to be at 2022 levels
its fucking OVER

>> No.52869201

>>52869179
Now you can ride it down to 3200

>> No.52869204

>>52869190
FUCK YEAH GAMBLING ON A J. POWELL SPEECH

>> No.52869203

>>52869190
were you longing this shit? it literally legs down every meeting

>> No.52869205
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52869205

>>52869168
We will stay (rape) the course (market) until the job (bears cooming) is done.

>> No.52869206

Inverse bart simpson in progress

>> No.52869209

>>52869190
>not taking small gains from being barely leveraged
ngmi

>> No.52869211

>not sufficiently restrictive yet
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52869214
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52869214

It is LITERALLY the same script every time. Word for word. He should know it without reading by now.

>> No.52869221
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52869221

>In the 5.xx
PUMP IT!

>> No.52869222

>>52869190
Fool trading news, is this anything new

>> No.52869226
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52869226

kek, SPY near 4k and bobos are so desperate for any drop by EOY they are repeating clumps of words Powell said as if it was going to save them

>> No.52869232
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52869232

he just said they are staying the course until the job is done. that means no pivot until their inflation target of 2% is met. hold rates high until 2%.

>> No.52869233
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52869233

>acutely aware

>> No.52869234

Peak rate will be 6%!!!

>> No.52869236

PIVOT bros keep holding
Ryan Cohen tweeted a banana and horse
Read the pivot DD on sheddit
Ignore Powell telling you a million times he won't pivot and just buy baby buy

>> No.52869235
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52869235

>>52869202
>Mumus can't make it until 2034
>without even counting decadely inflation

>> No.52869240

New

>>52869231
>>52869231

>> No.52869242
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52869242

>>52869211

>> No.52869245
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52869245

>I don't know what we'll do.

>> No.52869246

CUTE CUTE CUTE

>> No.52869248
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52869248

How can anyone stand to listen to these actors in suits? Everything they say are lies and empty promises.

>> No.52869247

>>52869214
The economy is strong and resilient albeit at a moderated pace

>> No.52869253

Jeanna uglier today than last press conference

>> No.52869254

>>52869233
quit staring at my cute econ gf you fucking creep!

>> No.52869257
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52869257

Thought it was going to be a good Christmas?
Well fuck you, have a bear market instead.

Really though this shouldn't have been a surprise to anyone.
They'll keep on tightening until people start feeling fear and we're a long way from that.

>> No.52869269

Higher terminal rate! I fucking called it!

>> No.52869271
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52869271

OH MY GOD CALLS!!

>> No.52869270
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>> No.52869275

Powell doesn't sound extra hawkish

It's over for you Bobo

>> No.52869289
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52869289

>>52869163
he says this every meeting

>> No.52869300

he sounds kinda pissed

>> No.52869318

just made 30% on calls there in 10 minutes
im done, haha jesus christ what a fucking day
and then it red dildos back down while im doing the captcha

>> No.52869327

>>52869300
All the niggers kept buying the pivot narrative and now he's mad.

>> No.52869328
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52869328

>>52869233
Guy on the left looks like he's trying to copy the answers to a test without the teacher finding out.

>> No.52869348

>>52869200
thanks Baggie, I'm a big fan

>> No.52869369

>>52869233
she a cute

>> No.52869416
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52869416

>>52869328
>Who me?
>No I wasn't looking at her answers Mr Powell

>> No.52869520

>>52868713
It means stop speculating and buy VFIAX

>> No.52869902
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52869902

We
Are
Pumping

>> No.52869973

No we are trapping baka fucks