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FUCKING HELP ME, /biz/, MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KICK ME OUT BECAUSE I KEEP SPENDING ALL MY NEETBUX ON STOCK THAT'S GONNA GET ME TO THE MOON BUT IT ALL FUCKING FLOPS AND THEY'RE TELLING ME THAT I NEED TO USE THAT MONEY FOR THE BILLS OR ELSE THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE BOOT AND I'M 32 AND I'VE LIVED WITH THEM MY WHOLE LIFE AND ALL I EAT ARE RAMEN NOODLES AND CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB AND IF I GET KICKED OUT I'LL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH MY LIFE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN CARS ARE GIVING ME THE RIGHT OF WAY AS A PEDESTRIAN AND I ALWAYS JUST WAIT FOR THE STREET TO BE COMPLETELY EMPTY BEFORE I CROSS BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING IDIOT WITH A SMALL BRAIN, GOD DAMN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT STOCK IS GOOD, FUCK I SHOULD'VE INVESTED IN FUCKING BITBEAN GODDAMMIT

>> No.5287251
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>>5286765
pic related will solve everything OP. it's the path to freedom

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>> No.5287337

>>5287251

You forgot the shades bruh

https://youtu.be/9q2hgRYxMPg

>> No.5287360

>>5286765
Take what you have now and invest in ARK, hold for 6 months, become a millionaire, and your parents will finally be proud of you