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>> No.52865318
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my stocks keep falling
not sure i can cope
guess i'm heading out
to go buy some rope

>> No.52865329
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WTI has zero chill. Backwardation is back.


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>> No.52865332
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just buy better stocks

>> No.52865333

always contemplating suicide, this one

>> No.52865334
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Oh hey poem anon. I was worried you may have killed yourself last night. How's the hand?

>> No.52865352
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2PM: boom or bust
what's your guess?

>> No.52865353

Thanks, it's swollen

>> No.52865364
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I propose that every Wednesday in /smg/ is now officially goblina day

>> No.52865378

her face makes her look like she has dwarfism

>> No.52865379
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I'm guessing the FOMC pump would be too obvious so its getting priced in this time

>> No.52865386

pls go back to /tv/
and when you get there start a fire ty

>> No.52865388

boom, especially for meme stocks which have been dipping leading up to this

>> No.52865389

Stay on topic. All prosecutors will have to deal with the moderator administration

>> No.52865391

Maybe invest in a punching bag.

>> No.52865395

Goth goblina GFs for everyone.

>> No.52865398

>nobody discussing SEC voting on new proposals
this place is fucking dead
i hope you all lose all your money

>> No.52865402
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So bored.

>> No.52865403

Its not the punching that calms me back down. It's the breaking things

>> No.52865406
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I've never been on /tv/ thank you very much

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>> No.52865417
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I forgot to save my 2021 tax return

>> No.52865445

Well that's a bit of a problem. I guess just keep breaking things. Shouldn't be too big of a deal if you make scoopsies money.

>> No.52865447

Shill me a divvy stock. I want to diversify and don't have time for much trading during the day.

>> No.52865452
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If the service you used is halfway decent you should still be able to log in and save a copy.

Personally I'd just call up my accountant (female) if I wanted a copy but I realize some of you are monetarily challenged.

>> No.52865476

BPT lets you profit off both the oil boom and killing baby seals.

>> No.52865482

its still going up, I'm getting priced out of the cheap calls I was going to take

>> No.52865486

I couldn't put my finger on what it was about her and how she got famous. Now I realize it. That's a dude.

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>> No.52865494

>He doesn't save data compulsively

>> No.52865498
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>hacks into your trading account
>swings market in opposite direction for every trade you make

what are you going to do about it human?

>> No.52865504

Waiting for it to go below 10

>> No.52865510
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Have you tried not being an autist? Maybe talking to a girl? Could I interest you in a goblina?

>> No.52865526

Nothingburger. Cope more doomertard

>> No.52865532

Low quality post, off topic, or underage?

>> No.52865534

Yeah, I have an extra $10k this month. I think I've spent several times that on headphones and keyboards over the years... I should buy them in bulk
I'm afraid of talking to girls, and that's what makes me angry

>> No.52865551

What's TSLA's real price? It's only 40-60, right? Puts not doing anything for me in this dribble down.

>> No.52865553
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I hope my fellow anons are having a wonderful profitable day today. Remember to open calls on the Vix futures after the FOMC today. In a month or so you'll be glad you did

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>> No.52865561

>talking to girls
arent you like 40

>> No.52865562
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I love talking to girls desu senpai.

>> No.52865572

Considering it's a lagged play on the price of oil, I think you'll have to either settle for under 12, hope China cancels their reopening, or hold your dick in your hand for a few years.

>> No.52865578
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what am i doing wrong, i just want to learn and make a profit REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.52865581

who the fuck is buying now?

>> No.52865589

I'm 35
Yes, I am making money today. When will that stop? In other words... when does Jerome speak?

>> No.52865598

>I'm 35
same thing

>> No.52865612
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>Be confident
>Lose money due to overconfidence
>Learn why you lost money

>> No.52865620
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>reporting a report
See you in 3 chud
You live on the west coast. 90% of women there chose a career of "sex work". It would be like shooting fish in a barrel. I definitely worry that if you get into a habit of picking up prostitute's combined with your affinity for breaking things, and the autistically isolating career of coding, you'll probably end up as a buffalo bill type. Which as long as you document it and post it here I'm fine with it.

>> No.52865626

>what am i doing wrong
Cast a wider net why don't you...

>> No.52865627
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>Yeah, I have an extra $10k this month.
Hi sir could I interest you in some jam? Maybe a pickle? Guaranteed to help you talk to woman

>> No.52865638

>biggest stock market reform since 2000

>> No.52865643

i don't know about vix options. do you do the 2x/3x options? do you have target profits or hold until expiry?

>> No.52865649

I talked to the suicide line gal last night. A BbW from the Carolinas

>> No.52865656
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>buy stocks when they dip
>sell when they go up
Just that easy.

>> No.52865659

I’m reporting you to the irs for making more than 600 dollars on a business that doesn’t operate with a EIN.

>> No.52865660
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Reminder that with the additional dovish Fed members next year, people panicking over a recession, and more explicit handwaving about OER lagging, we're gonna see Powell go full Burns by the middle of next year.

>> No.52865664
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The state of China currently. Buy YANG.

>> No.52865665

Im ok with this goblina

>> No.52865675

Pump and dumpers going to jail
You hear about this smg?

>> No.52865678
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I, too, am an accredited architect.

>> No.52865682

>a buffalo bill type
The guy with the traveling cowboys and indians show?
The money is already earmarked for VOO, QLD, and my savings account, but I might be able to do something in January. What's the process? Assuming I'm still alive then

>> No.52865680

It's really funny watching it play out in real time even with the participants actively swear that they will not make the same mistakes

>> No.52865690
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>> No.52865692
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I do too especially the ones fresh out of high school. There are a couple 19 year old girls at the gas station I go to every night I they are both super qt's. It's not really a sexual thing for me, it's they'll blind positivity that draws me to them. They are always smiling, have something exciting to tell you, and are generally easy to talk to. Obviously as everyone knows once you get older that positivity fades. I kind of feel like I'm a positivity vampire sometimes.

>> No.52865693
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I have an EIN thank you very much

>> No.52865697

That’s not how that law reads. If you report jam anon to the IRS for any reason I’ll… I’LL… I won’t do anything but I’ll be upset.

>> No.52865703

im more of a YING man myself

>> No.52865707
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wtf are we looking at here?

>> No.52865708

Don’t fight the bear
Start shorting

>> No.52865711

Wait til they go back up, obviously.

>> No.52865712

Life is cruel
>the safe banking act will never be passed. I saw 4 figure profit glory for a second and it faded back into 3 figure profits. When TLRY gets to $23, I’m selling the stack and buying a house.

>> No.52865716

China Covid death camps are being activated

>> No.52865717

Checked, he's a poet, they're always moody fucks

>> No.52865720

I'm only having bear positions and all red atm

>> No.52865723

1000 BPS hike.

>> No.52865730 [DELETED] 

Yeah but it was a nonwhite. Gross!

>> No.52865740

Adorable! And how much you plan on getting/paying come next tax season? If you want, I’ll invest in your jams so you can start shipping your jams overseas.

>> No.52865744
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Oh. Yikes!

>> No.52865746

>they go up more after you sell

>> No.52865747

No, I was thinking more along the lines of the guy who kidnaps women, cuts off their skin to makes skin suits and wears them type

>> No.52865752
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That's the only way to fight OIL. Powell needs to inject (the dollar with) steroids. He needs to wrestle inflation to the ground and strangle it for good.

>> No.52865762
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what happened to Invitae, it was one of the top holdings in ARKG last year and now it has fallen of a cliff, other similar genomic stocks have dropped but none as bad as NVTA.

>> No.52865768
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I just wanted to say season's greetings and happy holidays to everyone in /smg/

>> No.52865774

Australia the past two years.

>> No.52865780
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Say "Merry Christmas" you kike.

>> No.52865783
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The smart thing for the bugmen to do would be to buy US vaccines and just lie and say they were manufactured in chinkland. Easiest way to go about it.

>> No.52865791 [DELETED] 

i'm 42 and have grey hairs, is it impossible for me to find a woman?
i have a decent nw, own my own house, have decent work
i just don't know how to meet women, i work remote and i feel totally cut off from opportunities to meet thots
not even a virgin, just lost the touch somewhere along the way

>> No.52865805
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Ooooh you know I'm sniffin'

>> No.52865807
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I just buy VIX options directly through my broker on the actual VIX futures themselves rather than using an intermediate ETN like UVXY or whatever. Trading the VIX complex directly gets you a much more fine grained accurate trade than using one of the ETNs that have some rolling algorithm. UVXY, UVIX, and VXX roll the first 2 months of VIX futures so you are never fully in either month for example.
The best way to look at the VIX contracts is each month is its own entity that while related to the other months isn't the same as them at all. Usually what I do is wait for the market to pump when FOMO gets frothy and retail is really digging in, see the Dow right now for a good example. European stocks are at maximum intensity presently too. Then I watch the furthest expiring VIX options (August 2023 as of today) for a good entry based on my trading system. I'll ride that 8th month contract, adding more call options along the way on dips, as long as it takes until the market dumps and the VIX pumps at which point I get out for a nice profit. Wash rinse repeat. My next entry for August VIX futures is when the price gets down to 26.25 (pic related) which hopefully will be soon.

>> No.52865810

How about going to a bar, or a strip club? I here ladies hang around those joints

>> No.52865826
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Happy Holidays to you too, Baggie
I'm re-gifting you the e-card that I received from Fidelity
.......what? I'm not familiar with that Buffalo Bill
Besides, I don't think I could kidnap a woman. I get so nervous and sweaty, they'd slip out of my hands

>> No.52865832

I met my longtime girlfriend on tinder 5 years ago. She's fat, but treats me very well. She was a widow, just like my ex wife.

>> No.52865835

it begins

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>> No.52865842

Yeah, just be aware that most of the good ones are already taken. You have to go where they are and be willing to drum up conversations with random people.

>> No.52865849

i'm not saying merry christmas or happy new year, also fuck you.

>> No.52865851

ahh that's neet. i played with TVIX long ago, never made any money and just checked to find it's on the pink sheets now

>> No.52865852

Ed Gein. But hey, who has a criminal studies minor anyway. Hahaha

>> No.52865861
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I haven't checked my brokerage app yet. We poompin', dumpin' or crabbin'?

>> No.52865866
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Sounds like one of those "not quite yet profitable" tech plays that gets heemed by rate hikes/credit drying up. They could hang on, close their doors, or, hell, get bought out by some vultures with a bit of spare cash.

Sauce: https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/11/05/could-invitae-stock-help-you-retire-a-millionaire/

>> No.52865872

Yeah because we know you yids have your moon calendar.

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>> No.52865882

Yeah TVIX used to be a lot of fun until Credit Suisse nixed it in 2020. There is a replacement though, UVIX you might be interested. It's short counterpart is SVIX which is the same as the old XIV just with a few new things in the prospectus that should help it from getting clobbered in the next volpocalypse like XIV did

>> No.52865885

I think he meant the tranny from Silence of the Lambs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_Bill_(character)

>> No.52865886
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Oh you've never seen silence of the lambs. Holy shit now i love the idea of you being a closeted serial killer. Forget about HIV, this is much better. Anyway here is a famous seen of buffalo bill.


>> No.52865887

>buy puts now
>tells us to buy calls
WTF DO WE DO!??!!?
>fit women
FUUUUUCCKKKK, gym waifus are the best
We're pre-poomp

>> No.52865896
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>And how much you plan on getting/paying come next tax season?
Tbh my mom is was a CPA before retiring so I kinda just let her take care of all of that. Yes she's 13% Jewish so she knows what she's doing.
>shipping overseas
Will be doing that by end of 2023, Allah willing

>> No.52865902
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any insider info you want to admit before it's too late for you

>> No.52865909

Yeah, your mom, I was "insider" last night!

>> No.52865910
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I did it. I leaked CPI.

>> No.52865917

Oh yeah, I never saw Silence of the Lambs. It's on my to-watch list
Honestly, I'd rather be the Dog and Pony Show Buffalo Bill instead though

>> No.52865924

You tell that son of a bitch what's what

>> No.52865934

Big Dog (real they/them) told me to buy the dip on oil. Gongo up bigly, is what he said.
Pass it on.

>> No.52865935

feel bad for those who don't have a good woman at their side (and slightly behind, as a woman should walk)

>> No.52865939

Merry Christmas anon

>> No.52865947

>What's the process?
Jamanon712@gmail.com. I've posted my website and Instagram here before but some anon thinks he's a master doxxer so I need to pretend I'm scared

>> No.52865948

We just hit the top for the day on SPY. Get your puts in right now. And I mean right now.

>> No.52865969
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off-topic. cease the posting

>> No.52865970

You run your own company. Doxxing you would literally do nothing.

>> No.52865972
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Merry Christmas to you too!

>> No.52865985
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It will dump bc 1 month chart needs it to.

>> No.52865994

im reporting you to SHINRA for posting insider info trying to pump your own bags

>> No.52865996

Of course - you have value, so there's plenty of women who would want to suck up your wealth. Don't settle for just anyone, know your worth and have the confidence of a lone wolf. Don't be a damn simp.

>> No.52865998

conference stream link?

>> No.52865999
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go on the irs website u retard and request a transcript or watever it’s called.

>> No.52866002
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Come on, DXY, put in that quadruple bottom!


>> No.52866017

She has an onlyfans now. No I won't post it.

>> No.52866033

Just learned about Boltzmann brain, what if nothing is real

>> No.52866045
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We'll see you soon
You'll be fine

>> No.52866047
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I am real, motherfucker.

>> No.52866060

you still need money to have a harem and cooming still feels good

>> No.52866061
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Come on, AMD. I believe you can go lower.
I like charmingly insulting them and them liking it.
No bush, no interest. Simple as.

>> No.52866063

Who gives a shit faggot

>> No.52866067

45 here, there is hope. A buddy of mine who is extremely introverted met his now wife on Tinder a couple years ago. They're very happy and have a kid on the way

>> No.52866084
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The crab never ends.

>> No.52866091

if that's your reasoning you've got alot to learn, or you're not giving us the full picture. The short term could easily pump from the meeting and could give people a quick exit before dumping, or it could just blast through and go full bull.

>> No.52866090

Talking to girls is like interviewing for jobs. You want to practice on the ones your don’t really care if you get hired or not. This way you’re more relaxed when the one you do want comes around. So find a country bar with a ladies night and pick out a few sweat hogs to chat up. They usually sit close to the men’s bathroom. If you strike out it’s no big deal.

>> No.52866096

If I'm still posting here at 45 I'm gonna be slightly disappointed.

>> No.52866097
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is it too much to ask for just one of my dogshit garbage pennystocks to explode and single handedly undo a year a pain

>> No.52866109
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Yes. Embrace the suck. Breathe the suck. Become a fusion reactor of the suck.

>> No.52866111

why the fuck would you have a kid after forty
rolling up to their middle school events looking like jerome powell (on topic)

>> No.52866114

when they said eat the bugs they werent talking about insects

>> No.52866121
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Bad news then, you're here forever

>> No.52866122
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I’d rather stab my eyes and pp with a no. 2 pencil. hate this waitin game. y can’t anyone be based at the fed and leak shit like the nigger who leaked the scotus ruling. maybe “based” and “fed” are mutually exclusive

>> No.52866125


Should I believe this shit or not?

>> No.52866138
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Actually, it turns out schools *are* relevant to inflation.

>> No.52866140

Let us know when they start working the truck stop parking lots

>> No.52866142
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Here's a helpful decision series:
>Is a statement coming from a YouTube Talking head?
>If yes, it's bullshit.

>> No.52866166

the scotus leaker was none other than one of them diversity hires they got up there who had no business being there.

>> No.52866169

I find the less you care the easier it gets. I pretty much just say whatever the fuck I'm thinking to women and it tends go more positive than negative. I think it's the delivery that screws up most anons. Being nervous and stuttering is a beta move and women are turned off by it.

>> No.52866172
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What do you think the high/low will be for SPY today

>> No.52866175

you should be banned for even saving that shit

>> No.52866188

i remember during the lockdowns the main kvetch around here wasn't 'our kids education will suffer' but 'noooo you can't take away our free lunch'. fucking parasites.

>> No.52866196
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I was 35 when I started coming here, 14 years ago.

>> No.52866204

If your self conscious about your graying just go to a saloon and get it dyed. I did this in my early 40’s. Don’t forget the eyebrows as well.

>> No.52866206
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You know you don't have to trade every single day? CPI + FOMC back to back are huge moves. Give the market some time to digest whats coming.

>> No.52866210

Unfortunately I don't live near that love's truck stop anymore. When I was drunk a few times I considered going to look for lot lizards, but love's isn't really that kind of truck stop.

>> No.52866212

Well now I'm going to find it

>> No.52866213

>Boltzmann brain

If I’m just a Boltzmann brain then why didn’t I dream myself up as a super saiyan with a harem of fecund high school seniors? Nothing explains all this seemingly unnecessary societal construction.

>> No.52866215

>jews working up retail goyim to a froth to get them to fomo even more


>> No.52866216

why not? imagine being single, without kids, dying at 60.. worthless waste of a life, and your bloodline end here.

>> No.52866217

The wise latina or the new sheboon, Latoya Jackson or whoever?

>> No.52866219
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>we will be in a recession because dems are in charge
hasn't happened
>republicans will SWEEP the senate and hosue
hasn't happened
>tesla will moon because of twitter
hasn't happened
>bankman fried's arrest will make crypto go up
hasn't happened
>america will be in a recession
still hasn't happened

starting to suspect that people here don't know anything

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/lean hog bros were nice this month.

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careful trading today guys
i heard the fed got margin called and joe biden fired jonathan powell

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>just go to a saloon and get it dyed
>a saloon

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You did this.

>> No.52866239

imagine having kids with a woman over 40

>> No.52866244

la creatura...

>> No.52866245

I'll assume it's been quite some time since you made an intelligent post like that.

>> No.52866247

PBR bros I don't feel so good

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>> No.52866252

Jfc, I thought this was a joke. No matter what she does she is a whore, huh?

>> No.52866264

Turns out the Fed was sending all their remittances to the Bank of Mexico. Billions of dollars a month.

>> No.52866265
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She got nice muscular legs at least

My Roth IRA is 100% JEPI because why not?

>> No.52866266

What bear positions?
Thinking puts on W

>> No.52866273

In a world of Buffalo Bills, be Hannibal Lector. He was pretty good with the ladies.

>> No.52866283

>My Roth IRA is 100% JEPI because why not?
Roth is tax free, which means you want to do all your short term day trades in it. Save long term capital gains plays for your taxable account.

You don't need a Thiel tier Roth, but a Romney tier one should be achievable by any anon here.

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>> No.52866288

I literally tried to warn people last thread that it is going for historical lows, but they did not want to listen

>> No.52866296
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>> No.52866299
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this is incredible. I sold my spy 420 12/14 calls at a loss yesterday and its holding steady 30% above where it closed yesterday

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See you in 3 days

>> No.52866306
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I'm busy lurking and managing my own trades. Price action is whack so I've been goofing off.

>> No.52866309

trannies have seriously damaged ugly women. no longer are you just ugly, but now doubts exist if you are even a woman.

>> No.52866315

CNBC keeps shilling JEPI. Is this the JEPI top?
What kind of pie is this? Apple?

>> No.52866317

worth it even though i just saw these.

>> No.52866318
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I'm not smart enough to day-trade. I got lucky with AMC, and swing trading SOXS and a bit of SOXL earlier this year.

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Come on anon, you know you want us to slowly drive her to degeneracy via only fans donations.

>> No.52866327

>already accepting he will get banned
lol what a beta bitch, lay down and die

>> No.52866334


it's over... we're ending the day red...

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>> No.52866351
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What the fuck. I'm a degenerate manwhore coomer but fuck.

>> No.52866357
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>Nips are still fairly light-toned
She can't blackface those guys

>> No.52866361

>master dozer
More like master retard. I initially thought the janny took down the post because you were promoting your own business with free advertising. I laughed when I figured out it was a dox.

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>> No.52866369

I just got fired, and right before Hannukah too thanks asshole.

>> No.52866373

it's a pizza,the fuck are you looking at

>> No.52866375

you do if you're an addict

>> No.52866377

Those feet! See onlyfans

>> No.52866386
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Should I do O calls or does that mostly cover commercial real estate?

>> No.52866387

>day traders
the only successful day traders have like $500,000 to open a trade for like 20 seconds and close it. Netting wagies entire weekly pay in seconds.

>> No.52866394

yeah that's a different story.. always go young as possible

>> No.52866396

I can't help but care. A woman is the only thing left in life that I want but don't have. I have a good job and career, my own place. Even though I'm bad at stocks and options, I'm still financially secure... I guess I can take comfort that my sociopathic parents will reap what they sowed and never get any grandchildren, because both my siblings are equally as fucked up as me, just in different ways.

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palate cleanser

>> No.52866402

But this Wayfair pump is bullshit

>> No.52866404

Jesus wouldn't be this kind to us this Christmas
Kek based zodiac

>> No.52866407

what's an O call?

>> No.52866414

>If I'm still posting here at 45 I'm gonna be slightly disappointed
Should we tell him?

>> No.52866415

>20 seconds
2-15 minutes on average

>> No.52866429

kek i tried that and i'm down 140k for the year

>> No.52866436
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Thanks anon, I needed that.

>> No.52866444

that means you don't know wtf you're doing

>> No.52866446
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Oh, makes sense.
I don't eat pizza.
Let him find out on his own :)

>> No.52866447
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If a woman is the last thing you need then I wish I was in your shoes. I have a lot of shit left to do. Just fly to Thailand and marry a qt trap. She'll fucking worship you, cook, and clean.

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>> No.52866456
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>That image
I don't get it.

>> No.52866459

>line go down
>spy calls still expensive

>> No.52866465

how do i lern

>> No.52866466
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The worst part is not a single one of you followed my instagram when I posted it :(

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I get the feeling jerome is going to try to say something to get us to dump

>> No.52866472
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Happy X-Mas, /smg/

>> No.52866482

Why wouldn’t you? By that age you should be more emotionally mature and better off financially. It’s having kids young that is stupid

>> No.52866490
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>We will not be raising interest rates. Merry Christmas.

>> No.52866492

Jam anon, I love ya, but asking me to use social media is where I draw the line.

>> No.52866509

>having an instagram
We're not faggots, anon...
>giga santa rally
confirmed for 0 bepis point crab hike

>> No.52866512

I guess that makes sense. I've never had a social media after myspace until this business

>> No.52866537

I told you Rocker that I'm a former glowie. If I go to some SEA country, it's almost guaranteed that I'll be kidnapped and tortured for secrets by the Russians or Chinese. The security team said during debrief that I'm 'allowed' to go anywhere now, but not everywhere is safe (when I was active, there were a lot of countries outright prohibited).

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>> No.52866548

Damn, imagine if the Olsen twins looked like her.

>> No.52866550

I lost my money because of climate change

>> No.52866560

Not gonna teach you.
But since you're a fellow /smg/ger I'll set you on the right path.
Here's my advice, specialize.
>Verification not required

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>> No.52866572
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or if they made robowaifus that looked like her, lol.. that'd be so weird

>> No.52866594

I don’t have Instagram but I did save your website. Not much into social media anymore.

>> No.52866603

My wife is gonna be pissed when she finds my robotic sex doll in the year 2042.

>> No.52866612
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you have two hours.

>> No.52866616
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That will make it that more exciting. It will be like a James bond movie. 007: the man with the qt trap.

>> No.52866628

give me your account and let me keep 20% of what i earn for u

>> No.52866640

either she accepts it or you divorce her

>> No.52866644

Start practicing conversation with fat chicks and than go from there. It works. Trust me

>> No.52866646
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That's the most cringe shit I've seen in a while

>> No.52866658
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Hold on! -- Spy's doing the thing again.

>> No.52866659

Based featureman poster. He's a comfy old man.

>> No.52866666

i have sources all around the world and i am hearing reports that the chinks and the poos are starting their conflict while the russians are making preparations to use a medium sized nuclear device against the west.

>> No.52866681

fuckin hell poemanon, you're depressing me
i'll take you out to pick up women. we'll reel 'em in with my accent and you can take their friends. just don't tell my wife.

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>> No.52866689

4channel is social media

>> No.52866691

How long does it take to dull yourself to the sense of entitlement of fat chicks?
>I think I’ve heard this advice before. Just start by dating old women, anon.

>> No.52866693

I think I’ll just bury it in the yard and dig it up whenever everyone goes out of town. I could potentially lose the robot in the divorce, so there’s that to consider.

>> No.52866696

I don't have the necessary skills for that... it would be over before it even started. If you want, you can come along and observe, though you'd probably get taken as well.
Not even fat chicks want to talk to me. I don't get nervous, but I must give off some kind of invisible aura that identifies me as a loser
Fucking hell.... him?

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Devilish get by a tripfag... what a waste

>> No.52866716

My gf is gonna be pissed when she becomes my wife and sees how little money I actually have

>> No.52866722
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Are you ready bobo?

>> No.52866728

if you are broken, you are going to have to settle for an equally broken woman. simple as

>> No.52866730

dont say i didn't fucking warn you!

>> No.52866752
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I could be your bodyguard. Do you really think effeminate bug men could stand any chance against a hamchad like me?

>> No.52866757

Try Albania. You don’t see many Russians or Chinks there.

>> No.52866773

holy fuck those numerals

>> No.52866775
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Is ATVI a buy here?

>> No.52866779

I got quads and nobody bats an eye. Nigger smg about to get heemed

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>> No.52866798

>numbers in a row
It cancels out, nothing will happen

>> No.52866803
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do the girls look like eliza dushku there?

>> No.52866806
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Does your ability to talk to women correlate with ability to make money?

>> No.52866814

I'm hearing reports that your mom sucks BBCs and does scat porn

>> No.52866815

I bet we end up green today and then the rest of the week is red, and then we start Santa Rally on Tuesday.

>> No.52866816

that you're seeing it now is indication you're a newfag

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>> No.52866837

If your a former glowie then you know about honey pots. Just inverse your training to attract them instead of avoiding them.

>> No.52866843
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How shall I profit and hide my profits?

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Checked and spooky.

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It's never a buy

>> No.52866865

No wonder blizzard is shit. She better watches her breastmilk

>> No.52866868
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I think E-Trade fucked up. I bought BAM yesterday but today it is showing up as BN in my account. BAM is the spin off company, and BN is the 'remainco' so they are related. And I paid the price for BAM even though BN was $5 more per share.

>> No.52866877

And you Jews are behind it all.

>> No.52866885
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>Former glowie
No such thing, unless your dead

>> No.52866896

You can find some pretty hot Albanians there. Kosovo and Macedonia as well.

>> No.52866897

How many people actually do the "work" at those companies?
a third?

>> No.52866900
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She got hired for the milk

>> No.52866901
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1hour frens

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>> No.52866925
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>Western games went from tight budgeted works of passion to a Blackrock esg infested simpfest of nepotistic jews facilitated through the pipeline of feminism
It's all so tiresome

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>> No.52866927

In any given office, probably 30% of the staff does anything meaningful and the rest are there to promote an imagine and payroll bloat.

>> No.52866931
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>> No.52866940
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Fuck you baggie. I’m selling everything now. Thanks for ruining Christmas

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priced in

>> No.52866960

why can't a few likeminded white men get together and do a cdprojekt here in the west?

>> No.52866961
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uhhh why are we starting to drop?

>> No.52866964

And yet even someone like him is getting laid.

>> No.52866973
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Ive never met an Albanian, but I fucked a really hot half Armenian half Irish chick I met at a hotel bar in Irvine, CA. She was 98 pounds and like 4'11. She was 29 but looked 16 and was very flexible

>> No.52866975
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>All these niggers replying to baggie
You'd probably also hire that blizzard khazar milktruck, wouldn't you, you simpletons

>> No.52866976

Is this the call where you can hear the building fall then the caller yells, " OOooohh god!" like he's getting the best BJ of his life?

>> No.52866980

You may be a hamchad and former HS wrestler, but I don't think you have the skills either. They'd probably just shoot you and take me
...what? Albania would be full of Russian agents
Looking back, there actually were several occasions where I think I was being approached by honeypots. Like... there was literally no way women that attractive should be smiling at and talking to me. I successfully repelled them though...

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Well, maybe now that ESG is folding, it can happen.

>> No.52866984

Was really hoping the webm ended with them getting in a brutal car accident.

>> No.52866995

namefags are cancer, so much better when they are filtered

>> No.52866998
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Usually is only like a third of the company is actually needed. Look at twatter and how many elon could fire without any difference, granted thats with the bloat of ESG fuckstaain nonsense.

Companies go though the tendie cycle every couple years.

>> No.52867003
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>supply chain breakdowns
>mill curtailments
>blood in the streets
>lending back into the economy

>> No.52867008

yep, https://youtu.be/sHRE_hrUkzU

>> No.52867010

at least we'd get to see their titties

>> No.52867030

sorry wrong link https://youtu.be/sAyF8KmXORw

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>> No.52867037

whats it like to fuck a spinner? only ever been with tall chicks

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Your back, knees, and hips hurt.

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Haha index go brrrr

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>> No.52867081

chilling. i'm transfixed by stuff like this and that video of the chinese daredevil falling from the skyscraper.

>> No.52867090
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Checked and may your Haunnakah be bacon wrapped you filthy fucking kike

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Fun and yummy

>> No.52867113

my cars starter is out, i studied for the wrong test, my dog left me, I NEED CASH TODAY

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>> No.52867126

Why not have a couple kids when you're young then when the kids are doing their own thing you trade in the old bird for a younger model and do round two of kids?
>Latoya Jackson
Have some respect for the Supreme Court, her name is Jumanji Brown

>> No.52867127

im sorry, but this is the first time i'm hearing them say medium sized nuclear device, everything prior today has been about the tactical aka funsized nuclear devices.

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>tfw /smg/ actually hits the bump limit

>> No.52867137

weren't you buy puts earlier?

>> No.52867139

i thought it was your honorable nigger?

>> No.52867149

my old man did this and now that he's dead i have to fight the younger sibling for a payout from his military pension that the younger kid wasn't even around for to deal with all the military bullshit (moving around everywhere, dad's PTSD etc)

>> No.52867155

>Smiling nigger on a bus spontaneously breaks out into a musical

>> No.52867163

>source: I post on /pol/ and believe the drunk sobbing threats from Ivans
Pro tip: they have been threatening to nuke the west for decade. Their talking points never change. They have been saying the same thing over and over for years. You discovering a slavshit compromised /pol/ as a reddit tourist in 2016 doesn't make you a "source" for anything but out amusement baggot.

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>> No.52867186

my dad works at jerome powell, he said numbers will go up today

>> No.52867211
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so this is how /smg/ dies

>> No.52867215

Do you not have a credit card?

>> No.52867237

wimper no bang

>> No.52867239
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I'm ready.

>> No.52867246

SHAN'T be posting in split threads.
delete them both and do it properly.
>verification not required

>> No.52867256

where's the FOMC link

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>> No.52867263
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What could go wrong?

>> No.52867270

up on YT

>> No.52867275

Oof bad news ahead friend. You'll leave for a little while. But then bitcoin with jump up 10k and you'll comeback

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>> No.52867926


what is yield curve inversion

>> No.52868114

Oh, Goldsmith