/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52858912]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52854673

[Anonymous No.52858921]

Hello

[Anonymous No.52858928]

f

[Anonymous No.52858936]

>dwyer posting returning
Just need the HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP namefag to reappear and its time to open generation wealth defining short positions

[Anonymous No.52858938]

good job early baker i hope they raise your wages to keep pace with inflation

[Anonymous No.52858953]

RIP that bimmer

[Anonymous No.52858959]

>>52858936

[Anonymous No.52858966]

>>52858928
Baby dick

[Anonymous No.52858969]

i yolo'd on TSLA calls for friday

i'll post my juicy loss porn at the end of the week for your fapping pleasure and refer to this post

[Anonymous No.52858988]

Waiting on that recession to kill earnings

[Anonymous No.52858989]

damn, should have bought at close god damnit
and this degenerate should've brought some clothes>>52858928

[Anonymous No.52859002]

>>52858969
Elon is sperging out about trannies on Twitter and you are buying tesla weeklies before a rate hike? Would be more fun to buy a motorcycle or some whores instead of donating your money to the casino

[Anonymous No.52859022]

SANTA CLAUIS RALLY!!!

[Anonymous No.52859051]

>>52859002
>>52859002
>Elon is sperging out about trannies on Twitter and you are buying tesla weeklies before a rate hike?
yep

>more fun to buy a motorcycle or some whores instead
i don't like either of those things

[Anonymous No.52859061]

>go on r.ddit.com/r/4chan to see which of my posts got screenshotted by actual pledditors
>I see lots of threads I was in but none of my posts

[Anonymous No.52859076]

>>52859051
>I don't like either of those things
>What do you like anon?
>pic rel

[Anonymous No.52859089]

> Avatar: Way of Water reviews are out
> it's mediocre
Puts on Disney.

[Anonymous No.52859104]

>>52859076

[Anonymous No.52859122]

>>52859089
>movie not about human male sexual supremacy
>it flops
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.52859145]

>>52859104
i love this movie by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck

[Anonymous No.52859155]

>>52859122
The first one was made for furries but it printed money

[Anonymous No.52859158]

>>52858938
They should double it honestly

[Anonymous No.52859159]

>oil futures
What’s the play bros?

[Anonymous No.52859172]

>>52859145
I used to like it but it's become reality a little too quickly.

[Anonymous No.52859175]

>>52858969
This might actually go okay, assuming you close around 167.

[Anonymous No.52859180]

Is 1% cashback on a credit card good or bad?

>>52858938
>>52859158
Wage increases cause inflation though.

[Anonymous No.52859190]

>>52859002
The weird thing is that I see a lot more tesla cars nowadays.
>company actually starts selling product
>stock price goes down 50%

[Anonymous No.52859192]

>>52859159
channeling my inner gme baggie

[Anonymous No.52859193]

>>52859180
>Is 1% cashback on my short term loans good or bad?
You don't need a credit card if you have money.

[Anonymous No.52859194]

>>52859180
>Wage increases cause inflation though.

[Anonymous No.52859198]

>>52859180
It's really easy to get higher than that. 1% is for basic, entry level cards if you have little to no credit.

[Anonymous No.52859200]

>>52859159
it's too close to $60 panic point and the oil equities themselves aren't valued like oil is still $50/barrel anymore

there's prob some spread you can make that'll still make you 2x for an underlying oil stock to just go +10%

[Anonymous No.52859209]

>>52859180
Pretty trash desu. I have an Amazon prime credit card that gives 5% back on Amazon purchases, 2% back on gas and groceries, and 1% back in everything else.

[Anonymous No.52859218]

>>52859198
>>52859209
But they gave me a special offer for 0% APR for 15 months.

[Anonymous No.52859219]

>>52859172
I wish. could you imagine all the milf milkers managers and big titty zoom zoom baristas giving handjobs with your caramel frappe?

[Anonymous No.52859223]

>>52859190
because the company starts getting priced by fundamentals instead of hopes and dreams that allow for any valuation

[Anonymous No.52859233]

who's ready for bankruptcies?

https://youtu.be/uu8V6S1E5-k

[Anonymous No.52859245]

>>52859209
you can get 5% back on anything if you just get a credit card that gives you 5% groceries
then just buy amazon gift cards. gas gift cards, etc

[Anonymous No.52859248]

>>52859218
That just means you better not have a single penny in debt at the end of that time period, or you’ll be stuck paying most likely +40% compounding on that debt

[Anonymous No.52859272]

>>52859218
That's actually a good deal. Use that same as cash period to buy a new PC or something.
>>52859245
Good point. I haven't become that Jewish with my credit card behavior but I'm working on it.

[Anonymous No.52859285]

>>52859245
the best part about 4/5% cashback categories isn't the cashback, but the fact that you're letting the bankman feel the burn

[Anonymous No.52859289]

>Burry is posting fantasy book quotes
Dear God, we're screwed.

[Anonymous No.52859291]

The early baker is preventing me from posting memes that only work in threads over the bump limit... and it's making me sad

[Anonymous No.52859309]

>career pump and dumper MrZachMorris indicted
Between this and Sam Jewman Fried that just leaves the final bosses of the golden age of Fraud. Elon Musk and Tether.
>>52859218
Teaser rates are for dumbasses.

[Anonymous No.52859311]

>>52859291
its late night smg you can post anything you want

[Anonymous No.52859313]

>>52859285
Nothing makes me feel better than never giving the credit card companies a dime in interest. I pay my card off the second the balance is posted.

[Anonymous No.52859331]

>>52859311
Yeah but they would be out of context
And memes are all I have

[Anonymous No.52859332]

>>52859285
You know it's the retailer and not the bank that pays the fee right?

[Anonymous No.52859337]

>Anon? I wanted you to send me your most recent brokerage statement so I could try some backtests, but this email just contains pictures of my coworkers. Did you attach the wrong folder by mistake?

[Anonymous No.52859369]

>>52859331
i'm gonna be honest with you there's only like 3 posters that post anything of value in smg and one of them is a stinky hindu pajeet

[Anonymous No.52859371]

>>52859285
This but really the merchants foot the fees to support that and that gets passed on to you as higher prices. Credit cards are a scam but so long as they’re so prevalent and going to inflate your prices anyway you may as well “benefit”.

[Anonymous No.52859372]

>>52859332
the interchange fee doesn't pay enough for these 4/5% rates, that's why they can only offer it for a limited number of categories
They're hoping that your spending in other categories makes up for it, or that you're retarded and pay them interest

[Anonymous No.52859376]

>>52859369
Speak for yourself. I also post dubs.
CHECK EM

[Anonymous No.52859384]

my dickhole stings and my balls feel like theyre twisted. Do i have AIDs?

[Anonymous No.52859391]

>>52859384
Yup

[Anonymous No.52859393]

>>52859384
That sounds like a parasitic infection

[Anonymous No.52859394]

>>52859337
Half the reason to keep working your way past 7 figures is so they give you a busty female broker instead of some random schlub.

[Anonymous No.52859404]

SOXX closed literally right on the motherfucking 200 dma. What does the mystical TA have to say about this??

[Anonymous No.52859406]

I have about 500 to play around with options, what should I do

[Anonymous No.52859413]

>>52858969
>i yolo'd on TSLA calls for friday

[Anonymous No.52859414]

>>52859285
premiim cards just charge more to the retailer than a pleb card
retailer are not allowed to differentiate between the two, they just bake it into the price

anyone in NA paying by debit or a pleb card are the ones who end up paying for our 4/5% cashback
funny also that you have to have 80k+ income to even have these cards so it's more expensive to be poorer lmao

[Anonymous No.52859423]

>>52858936
>>52858936
Stop trying to get HARDFAPER OF THE MOONING BUSSY to reappear

[Anonymous No.52859430]

>>52859406
All in on 0dte spy calls

[Anonymous No.52859433]

>>52859384
Poem anon, we already told you, you have HIV

[Anonymous No.52859436]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52859439]

>>52859406
Take $100 to the casino, park $400 in VTI.

Or, think about the industry you work in and the companies it involves. Then generate time sensitive insight the market might not yet realize. Then put your options money to work on it.

[Anonymous No.52859440]

>>52859369

[HARDFAPER OF THE MOONING BUSSY No.52859446]

>>52859423
You ordered?

[Anonymous No.52859455]

>>52859433
That's not me
My penis and associated equipment all work fine, never had any problems there
I actually just bruised my hand again though, punching something, so we'll see how long it takes to heal this time

[Anonymous No.52859464]

>>52859439
I work in insurance and I can tell you that this is the absolute last fucking place you would want to invest.

[Anonymous No.52859471]

the fuck happened yesterday, it looks like it shot up and down 500 points in like an hour

[Anonymous No.52859486]

>>52859464
Puts exist. Any particularly awful companies?

You'd want to look at the real piles of garbage. Ones hiring awful employees, caught offside by interest rate hikes, heavily reliant on commercial real estate, those kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.52859488]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52859502]

>>52859180
citi doublecash 2% + coinbase debit 4% = 6% back on everything. Yes, pay the credit card off with the debit card, you can do this by phone. Yes you need to set up a goybase account and keep it stocked with USDC. Yes, the debit rewards are dispensed in shitcoins like XLM but you can just immediately sell them back to USDC. No, the rewards aren't taxed as capital gains, they're a rebate just like any other cash back program.

[Anonymous No.52859506]

>>52859455
Ya know, when I interviewed you, you didn't seem like the type to punch inanimate objects during a spergout. What caused you to punch something this time? Also when I eventually come visit you we need to get boozed up on Rainier. We don't have that here in Michigan. We can drink before we go visit scoopsies.

[Anonymous No.52859511]

>>52859471
Inflation report this morning showed CPI cooling from an expectation of about 0.3% a month to 0.1%. Cooler inflation = less Fed rate hiking = easier monetary policy = good for stocks.

The gains were given back due to technical analysis, moving average, market making, vomma-gamma skew Jewishness.

[Anonymous No.52859513]

>>52859488
>chick-fil-a
>88
we are gonna make it

[Anonymous No.52859534]

>>52859506
Just got home from some errands and realizing my whole life is pointless. And now I have a broken computer monitor I need to dispose of
Yeah, we can kill a case of Rainier pretty easy. It's cheap and light

[Anonymous No.52859536]

>DXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.52859539]

>>52859488
>HM instead of Chif-fil-A

[Anonymous No.52859551]

>>52859534
Your life isn't pointless. Your poems are integral to /smg/ functioning properly. Don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.52859596]

I want and need to break from biz. I need to take in and absorb as much information about markets, philosophy of human greed, how computation automated the world of banking and finance any books that go in depth in building trading bots, the mystics and how their rituals build trading patterns. I want to return schizophrenic like terry but grind painfully from just a few hundreds to as far as my sanity can go. Post your literature and in depth blogs that break down details. I want to be drawing on paper my darkest thoughts, strategies and trade with pure cold inhuman intentions. I will aim to start sometime in 2023.

[HARDFAPER OF THE MOONING BUSSY No.52859603]

>>52859486
>Any particularly awful companies?
anything normie boomers and HR invest in

[Anonymous No.52859629]

>>52859488

[Anonymous No.52859640]

>>52859486
Geico is getting absolutely assraped to a concerning degree. Every company is struggling due to inflation but Geico is being plowed the fuck out. They have poor leadership and have been axing all of their top talent, assuming they can be replaced by two workers who are paid half as much - except that their corporate structure is the definition of micromanagement and producers can work for their competition making the same money with a fraction of the fuckfuck games. They are basically in survival mode right now, massive layoffs, etc. I think they are “too big to fail” but I would be surprised if they dont lose their #2 spot to Allstate soon, although I hear they are struggling as well, they just jettisoned their entire commercial product lines a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately Geico is a berkshire subsidiary so you cant short it directly.

[Anonymous No.52859655]

>>52859309
Glad to see the SEC finally doing their job. Thought we'd have to wait until at least 2024.

[Anonymous No.52859671]

>>52858912
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwB7xhDjv3U&t=666s

[Anonymous No.52859688]

>>52859190
Well for some companies like Rivian and Lucid, them producing cars is actually bearish as they lose money on it

[Anonymous No.52859699]

>>52859671
When ever I click on links from biz I always get ads for scams

[Anonymous No.52859741]

If you had extra cash, what stock would you long right now? No options bullshit, just buying shares.

[Anonymous No.52859745]

>>52859640
Hmm, alright. So assume I'm one of Allstate or Geico's big fish customers. They just assigned me a dipshit newbie or have canceled offerings or otherwise pissed me off.

Who do I switch my coverage to? Or do I go without the insurance in question? Is the latter even legally possible in my situation?

[Anonymous No.52859764]

>>52859688
>car company can only exist as login as it sells nothing
Seems like it has no future.

[Anonymous No.52859768]

>>52859741
Go 100% all in on carvana. You'll be a billionaire in no time.

[Anonymous No.52859771]

>>52859741
A time machine to 2017. Assuming it's a lot of cash.

[Anonymous No.52859783]

>>52859596
Well you're talking about a few hundred dollars and openly soliciting advice from an Azeri dressage wiki. Therefore my sincere best advice is pic related. And if you already have a job it's to work your way upwards, to the limit of your talent, with an eye towards aggressive salary maximization. Then Boglehead it (see the OP).

Then return once you're in six figure hell. At that point you'll have the money to buy books and gamble token amounts on trades to start learning.

[Anonymous No.52859792]

>>52859603
Excellent top signals. Reddit and literally any black people anywhere also work well. If dumb money mentions a play, it's dead money.

[Anonymous No.52859803]

>>52859741
My only truly green stock this year that I have held long term was IEP, kinda regret not putting more of my portfolio into it but 5% max in any one stock is my rule. It really is extremely consistent though, pays out a great dividend too.

[Anonymous No.52859806]

>>52859741
I'd buy shares in my savings account

[Anonymous No.52859808]

>>52859190
>>52859223
Never fall for the revenue meme

[Anonymous No.52859810]

All I wanted in life was to smash zoomer pussy.

[Anonymous No.52859814]

>>52859741
Probably BPT.

[Anonymous No.52859819]

>>52858936
Sometimes bull runs are just obvious.
Save your money.

[Anonymous No.52859830]

I just wanted another memestock bonanza where one fucking thing goes like 10x in 2 days.

>>52859810
>listening to zoomer girls in their 20s go full boomer and complain that younger zoomers in their teens are way too slutty

[Anonymous No.52859847]

>>52859810
You can always decide to want something else, fren.

[Anonymous No.52859848]

[YouTube] Federal Reserve Is On The Brink Of Bankruptcy (Here's Proof) (embed)
pretty sure this guy is a goldbug
but his claims seem reasonable, according to him and his new york fed friend they are going to basically print to pay for the loss
but more importantly if fed remittances to the treasury are negative
doesn't that mean that effect on m2 is positive?
like if they buy bonds at 100 then sell at 95, 5 is left in M2 permanently
at any rate the rate hikes actually seriously hurt their ability to contract M2 ironically, because they are also paying out higher rates in the RRP, which increases M2
if they had kept rates low and aggressively sold their balance sheet off it would contract M2 by trillions
so why did they start rape hiking in the first place?
what did darth powell mean by this?

[Anonymous No.52859851]

I hope you anons had a nice day. I did. I bought some 80 delta SPY LEAPS with the low IV today. I did my grocery shopping and found a new band that I kind of like. 8/10 day.

[Anonymous No.52859865]

I'm worried about poem anon. Scoopsies go check on him.

[Anonymous No.52859869]

>>52859848
A for effort on the link but I think I know what you're talking about. ASL actually just did a writeup on the remittances = QE dynamic here: https://andreassteno.substack.com/p/steno-signals-25-stealth-qe-through

Considering he nailed the inflation call today, I figure he's worth a read.

[Anonymous No.52859889]

>>52859414
Dunno about in the US, but here my visa infinite charges the grocery store 1.15% and I get 4% back
https://www.visa.ca/content/dam/VCOM/regional/na/canada/Support/Documents/Visa%20Canada%20Interchange%20Rates%20(April%202022).pdf

So the idea is that they lose money on the 4% back, and they make money on 1% categories, annual fees, and interest.

[Anonymous No.52859897]

>>52859830
>listening to zoomer girls in their 20s go full boomer and complain that younger zoomers in their teens are way too slutty
These guys genuinely think women of past eras were any different. The only difference is that we're all aware if how slutty women really are. In other words git gud niggua

[Anonymous No.52859928]

>>52859745
You shop around. It happens all the time, all you can do is call competitors and compare offerings. You want to ideally find an agent who has experience for a decade or more since insurance has a billion rules and regulations for a billion different products. As for whether or not its legally possible to not have insurance for your situation, that what depend on what your situation is? Too broad of a question. If youre asking if its the insurance company’s responsibility to make sure youre covered when they are dropping you and no one else wants to cover you, then no, its NotMyProblem.jpg

[Anonymous No.52859929]

>>52859629
Unironically, how does someone even get to such a state in their life?

[Anonymous No.52859960]

>>52859897
It's a little funny though. The people who spent the last 5 years calling anyone over 22 a boomer are now boomers themselves. Get rekt, zoomzooms.

[Anonymous No.52859972]

>>52859897
>These guys genuinely think women of past eras were any different.
Also this reminds me of something else, since anons were saying "millennial women weren't as whorish". But when I was in college I was literally at a dorm party where a bunch of chicks were just sitting around flirting with guys while in their underwear. It was really weird, but they were definitely whores 'back then' (which was just a few years ago).

[Anonymous No.52859997]

>>52859928
Uh, anon, I don't actually need insurance. I'm just trying to prod you into thinking "who will pick up the business as GEICO and Allstate collapse?" Those are the rising insurance companies you'd want to investigate and see if they're worth longing.

The "what types of insurance are legally required?" is to flag a landmine in your research. If, I dunno, trucking or skyscraper companies ditch GEICO they'll have to find somebody else. But if some other type of customer runs into tough times, hates their insurance, and isn't legally required to continue it, that business might disappear flat out instead of benefiting your rising star.

[Anonymous No.52860007]

>>52859960
>calling anyone over 22 boomers
Fuck man I used to this. Now I'm a 22 year old boomer :(

[Anonymous No.52860046]

>>52859997
Probably State Farm, who is top dog by far and privately owned so you cant invest there and even if you could, they lost a couple billion this year. Like I said, the insurance field is not a good place to invest. Inflation rapes insurance because the money they collect loses value and the liabilities they have to cover inflate in cost, they lose both ways.

[Anonymous No.52860054]

The /smg/ meetup in vegas is gonna be fire.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MBbS-Ps0cJ0&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52860068]

>>52859596
>how computation automated the world of banking
It fucking didn’t dude, I still have to send fucking faxes over here in OTC land, which is 40% of JPM overall holdings btw OTC products

[Anonymous No.52860082]

>>52859848
That is correct yes, the fed is insolvent and selling off bonds at a loss yes. How keen of you to notice they print free money and hold the bags

[Anonymous No.52860084]

>>52860068
But margin call showed me the tellers sending bloomberg terminal messages to each other for their OTC deals. Did movies lie to me?!?

[Anonymous No.52860092]

>>52860054
i'll be in vegas 19th-24th for the /smg/ meetup.

[Anonymous No.52860100]

>>52860084
Yes it did. I’m sure Citadel is plugged in directly to the ass crack of the NYSE, but most hedge and mutual funds still need faxes for basic wire transfers.

[Anonymous No.52860111]

>>52860092
Give scoopsies a pinch on his hank hill ass for me.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hpSrLjc5SMs&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52860116]

>>52860111
checked and will do

[Anonymous No.52860127]

>>52860046
How about Aflac, Progressive, Chubb, or AIG? Any thoughts there? (No particular insight on my part, they all just seem to be up on the year, with positive EPS)

[Anonymous No.52860134]

>>52859848
Also to your point about RRP, it does raise M2 but it’s a laughable amount, about a couple ten billion a year at current rates. overall pressure from rate hikes is negative on inflation, negative on M2, but in the long run they don’t want to kill inflation they need room for nominally negative yielding debt.

[Anonymous No.52860148]

>>52860134
well current fed balance sheet runoffs are just a couple hundred billion a year
so RRP + tens of billions positive (negative) remittances easily dents/wipes that out

[Anonymous No.52860151]

>>52858969
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.52860186]

>>52859830
"Boomer" refers to bridge trolls i.e. rent seeking baby boomers.

[Anonymous No.52860194]

>>wholesome

[Anonymous No.52860195]

What ever happened to pussy gel juice? did that /smg/ play ever go profit?

[Anonymous No.52860199]

>>52860148
I don’t think the treasury will pay them anything, they lost money that wasn’t supposed to exist anyway just on the fed balance sheet. I could be wrong though. Either way that effect on M2 was baked into when they bought the bond, they don’t have to sell it early they can just hold and let it roll off the balance sheet, and if they do sell it early that’s 80bil a chunk sell pressure now matter what it used to be worth

[Anonymous No.52860212]

>>52860195
>women
>being responsible about their own health
nah they are just going to take hormone pills when they arent intentionally getting themselves knocked up to extract resources from men

[Anonymous No.52860237]

>>52860195
That thing is trading at 7 cents now. Wow, it was 60 cents last I checked.

[Anonymous No.52860253]

I’m not allowed to trade anymore anons according to FINRA, what are some stocks I can just buy and walk away from for half a decade. Not SPY

[Anonymous No.52860262]

>>52860237
How can you forget the classics like SUPER SECRET TECH diesel canadian penny stock?

[Anonymous No.52860289]

>>52860195
most of the meme garbage got wiped out when the bear market started. except for the sea cats which somehow ended up actually doing really well this year

[Anonymous No.52860299]

what is the schizo dot actually called again?

[Anonymous No.52860303]

>>52860299
GCPdot

[Anonymous No.52860320]

>>52860299
>what is the schizo dot actually called again?
the summary of economic projections dot plot
'SEP dot plot'

[Anonymous No.52860327]

>>52860127
Progressive is up and coming. The others are not “big name” but id imagine they will do better in this climate due to less overhead. But still, every company is suffering. Massive ratehikes are starting now thru march, just got approved in my state, but literally every company is doing them at the same time. Which means people will shop more, id argue this is where the little guys stand a better chance because as rates get unreasonably high, all the faggot advertising and having your company name plastered on sportball stadiums becomes less important than the bottom line of premium cost to customers.

But again.. why even play when theres thousands of other options out there to play with.

[Anonymous No.52860343]

>>52859596
Unbelievably fucking cringe copypasta. If you want to be a trader then paper trade tick charts of highly liquid tickers (EURUSD, /ES, /NQ) until you get a feel for the market. It could take a year or two before you make any progress and even then getting daily consistency is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.52860358]

To the anon who said last week to short SI, you were absolutely right. What's the next company in burgerland to hit the floor?

[Anonymous No.52860364]

>>52860343
>If you want to be a trader then paper trade
Waste of damn time. If anything you learn bad habits from overconfidence doing that.

[Anonymous No.52860365]

>>52860358
Probably DIS when avatar flops

[Anonymous No.52860401]

>>52859690
>>52859233
This is pretty tricky and I'm trying to understand it.
The fed is not using mark to market, so their $8 trillion balance sheet might actually be worth 16% less since the value of their bonds has dropped since they bought them.
Even though they have so much, many of their assets are long dated securities so their monthly paycheck isn't that big, actually.
The problem with this is they use their monthly income for expenses, and they're now paying higher interest rates in reverse repo to banks.
Since they're no longer profitable, they stop remitting extra profits to the treasury, and promise to pay them later (deferred asset) when they're profitable again.

This seems like it wouldn't be a problem, since they can print money. However if inflation is high and they're already insolvent this early into the tightening cycle, they're in a dilemma.

Do they start selling bonds (rather than just letting them mature) to pay the difference? Or do they cut expenses? Or do they pivot by lowering interest rates?
If they stop or lower payments to the reverse repo, there's a risk the banks will move that money somewhere else and increase inflation. Stopping payments to the treasury for prolonged time could mean the government defaults instead.

And of course, the market has already caught onto this, anticipating they'll do what they've always done, which is lower rates. The 2018 tightening cycle lasted 2 years, but now its lasted only 9 months?
We're on the verge of something very bad.

[Anonymous No.52860424]

>>52860320
>>52860303
thank you frens

[Anonymous No.52860466]

>>52860364
No it teaches you pattern recognition and sharpens your intuition to feel out situations. And also puts you through hundreds of situations without needing to spend anything. You seem like some "I gotta have skin in the game!" gambler.
If you paper trade until you get it down with a set risk reward using a OCO bracket and position size then do the same thing in real life starting small, there's not much of a hump and little room for these mysterious "bad habits" to mess anything up.

[Anonymous No.52860494]

>the mystics and how their rituals build trading patterns
Just learn about Saturn and the Podestas will let you into the club
>>52860358
TSLA has some ways to go

[Anonymous No.52860548]

>>52860401
Hold up friend, the fed cannot go insolvent by design, they do not need to generate any profits nor do they need to be cash nuetral, they print as much currency as they need. Also their bonds have not yielded anything, if you want to see how fucked they’ve been and done nothing about look at the average weighted maturity of their holdings, they own up to 60% of the open interest on some specific long dated treasuries. So they have been insolvent, but it does not matter because they are the fed, the bag holder of last resort. They can raise rates further if they please and hemmorage money, because at the end of the day if they hold until maturity they are technically break even on their bonds. RRP does not need to be a financially profitable venture for them, as it is a fed facility.

[Anonymous No.52860563]

>>52860494
Go fuck yourself /pol/ lurker

[Anonymous No.52860587]

Deck your halls with macro follies lalalalala

https://youtu.be/7uKnd6IEiO0

[Anonymous No.52860634]

>>52860548
This means inflation has not peaked and we're in for way more pain. THAT is the problem. obviously they can always print more money, they shouldn't though.

[Anonymous No.52860677]

You do lift weights aswell as playing the stock market right?

[Anonymous No.52860713]

>>52860401
>People actually believe in the soft-landing meme
The only way for inflation to going down, is demands destruction
As long as everyone still has a good paying job, then it is game on for the Fed
Yes, we are heading into some really bad times here. Until people standing in line for soup kitchen, inflation will still rage on
The last 10 years unlimited QE has broken so many people, thinking that runaway inflation can be simply fixed by “raising” rates, without any significant fallout

[Anonymous No.52860729]

>>52860548
The big problem here is that the Fed increased their balance sheet $4 trillion in 2 years, and now since they are losing money they don't have to pay the Treasury a dime. Look at how they frame it from their own notes too:
>The deferred asset is the amount of net earnings that the Federal Reserve Banks need to realize before remittances to the U.S. Treasury resume.
It's possible the Fed is going to continue to tighten as it can be used as leverage for the Feds own interest. This might be the greatest scam since 2020

[Anonymous No.52860838]

I can’t sleep.

[Anonymous No.52860864]

>>52860195
They're basically bankrupt and I don't know who is still lending them money. Their sales growth tapered off and their expenses only grow.

[Anonymous No.52860896]

Am i crazy

[Anonymous No.52860899]

>futures

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/3772628-keystone-pipeline-has-now-leaked-more-oil-in-the-us-than-any-other-since-2010-report/

[Anonymous No.52860943]

>>52859699

I just pay for YT premium. It's probably worth it to avoid ads and listen on phone etc

[Anonymous No.52860962]

>>52858921
henlo, yes buy poots

[Anonymous No.52860979]

>>52860548
what if the fed got margin called and joe biden fired jonathan powell

[Anonymous No.52860992]

>>52859089
Has James Cameron finally lost his touch? I felt like he was losing it a bit with Atlita but that was a passion project and he fell into the trap of westernizing things but with restraint which still made it okay. If Disney was banking on this to break box offices, man, I can't imagine how executives are feeling right now.

[Anonymous No.52861005]

>>52859180
>>52859193
>>52859209
>>52859502

[Anonymous No.52861028]

the fed is a private bank, why to we allow this fuckery

[Anonymous No.52861034]

>>52860896
depends, what stocks do you hold?

[Anonymous No.52861058]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.52861070]

>>52861058
When this hot anime maid girl is standing up normally, we will know it is over. I am so bearish right now. Not going to go full retard and short/ puts but it's definitely easier to sleep at night being in bonds rather than stocks

[Anonymous No.52861083]

>>52861034
None. My net worth is around -12k. Usually I feel sane, but sometimes I get upset and don't see the world in the same light as others.

[Anonymous No.52861101]

>>52861070
just wait until the treasury becomes insolvent :^)

[Anonymous No.52861109]

>>52861083
How can you have a negative net worth

[Anonymous No.52861117]

>>52861005
>credit card debt over trillion dollars
>off balance debt bigger than the GDP of Earth

Can we just make this bubble blow up already?

[Anonymous No.52861119]

>>52861109

I'm in debt, and my assets are worth very little. But I'm rich in spirit. Does being rich in spirit grant me pussy?

[Anonymous No.52861127]

>>52859929
Making more money than this entire board will ever make combined by posting vids of himself eating goyslop on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.52861128]

>>52861119
Why don’t you just restructure your stock portfolio and pay down your debt?

[Anonymous No.52861163]

If the last two financial crises spawned Occupy Wallstreet, Antifa, and BLM, then what will a financial crisis that's as bad or worse than 1929 cause?

[Anonymous No.52861178]

>>52860992
Isn't avatar 1 shit except in 3d theaters. With oculus and VR these days I think it's less of a novelty

[Anonymous No.52861181]

>>52861163
This recession is weak as piss compared to 2008 and it’s laughable comparing it to the Great Depression. Barely anything has changed besides some stock valuations and bond prices have gone down

[Anonymous No.52861190]

so how many poots did you guys buy yesterday

[Anonymous No.52861206]

>>52861163
Wagies and normies don't understand or think. With inflation and fiscal/monetary theft they don't really know what is happening. They will just complain about prices but are and will always be clueless about how fucked they are and how badly they lost out. They will happily go back into CC debt and paycheck to paycheck while forever paying mortgage if lucky but mostly rent. It's best not to think about normies and take advantage of them being ruined and stolen from for your own investment strategies

[Anonymous No.52861228]

>>52861206
Aka the straight a student Univ grad who wagies hard for his next raise in three years who despite learning everything taught has no idea how the world works except homework and wagie tasks his boss assigns

Don't think of those bots one bit. They have their script and are nothing more than a simple wagieGPT

[Anonymous No.52861235]

>>52861128

Lol I only own trash Don shares. Like $7 worth. My financial situation is inferior due to my own bad decisions.

I own a 1998 Honda civic that is worth a grand or 2 maybe. I'm not exactly swimming in assets

[Anonymous No.52861244]

I've unironically switched to bullish because some guy on Twitter said something.

[Anonymous No.52861307]

>>52861190
Been bagholding inverse etfs for a while. Wanna cash out and go bonds but I don't think the market will ever capitulate enough for me to break even. I'd like to think that all bulls got deflated from yesterday's pump and dump but the market is fucking retarded so who knows what the fuck will happen after the fed meeting

[Anonymous No.52861310]

please Jpow give me one fucking scam pump today and I'm out

[Anonymous No.52861312]

>futures

https://youtu.be/sZhp9FhmsHA

[Anonymous No.52861318]

OOOOOOOO SOXLCHADS

[Anonymous No.52861326]

>>52861181
The recession has barely even started yet. What we've experienced so far is just a mild foreshock of what's coming. Look at yields.

[Anonymous No.52861365]

>>52861326
I disagree, I think we are 75% the way through it

[Anonymous No.52861376]

>>52861365
Yields have been getting more inverted, not less. The dump happens when yields finally start to uninvert after being inverted for a while.

[Anonymous No.52861386]

>>52861326
you delusional bears always expect some end of the world doomsday recession, but you never give any reasons as to why you'd expect it to happen. It doesn't just happen for no reason.

[Anonymous No.52861400]

I won't be here on Friday for the Quad witching can someone please use this image for the OP on this OpEx

[Anonymous No.52861412]

urgh woke up again instead of dying in my sleep

[Anonymous No.52861428]

>>52861386
Look at yields. We're in completely uncharted territory.

[Anonymous No.52861462]

>>52861428
>>52861376
>>52861326
Should I look at the yields?

[Anonymous No.52861467]

>>52861428
What happens when the yields get too high?

[Anonymous No.52861468]

>>52861462
dont look it'll crash

[Anonymous No.52861483]

>>52861428
Yields have declined significantly. The ten and the thirty are both at just 3.5%

[Anonymous No.52861567]

>>52861386
Just listen to what the ether bounces around and get a spiritual feel for the future. I'm expecting a massive crash and my reasoning has zero logic behind it.

[Anonymous No.52861595]

> nat gas

Kek BAGGIEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.52861719]

>>52861595
>futas down after that retarded pump and dump on CPI
Baggies? I thought fed will pivooooooot?

[Anonymous No.52861785]

what went wrong mumubros?
We killed inflation and fed are slowing down their hike.
Why are we dumping?
What happened to the santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52861798]

>>52860992
Cameron hasn't been good in 2 decades. Alita was good but that's because all he and the two Jews did was Ctrl V the manga and hired a competent director.

[Anonymous No.52861822]

Chose your Broker (female)

[Anonymous No.52861834]

>>52861719
Thru are green again, today we will have a 10% rally once fomc declares 25bps

[Anonymous No.52861838]

>>52861822
Ops... fixed

[Anonymous No.52861858]

>>52861838
>that fucking streetsmart edge on schwab

top fucking kek, yeah that's my broker

[Anonymous No.52861937]

>>52861028
Because the goycattle still has goyslop and kikeflix

[Anonymous No.52861954]

>>52861070
>he fell for the ”just baghold US debt, what can go wrong” meme

[Anonymous No.52861980]

do not check the futures

[Anonymous No.52861984]

IT WAS A BULL TRAP

[Anonymous No.52862008]

>>52861980
WHY DID I LISTEN TO SOME TWITTER RETARD AND SWITCH TO BEING A MUMU FUCKING SHIT I'M LOSING TENS OF CENTS ON MY SPX POSITION

[Anonymous No.52862036]

Higher. For longer. Until. The job. Is done. Baggiesa

[Anonymous No.52862065]

50bps and we're rallying, right? or is it priced in already?

[Anonymous No.52862080]

>>52861858
here (you) go

[Anonymous No.52862097]

>>52862065
Did we become debt free in 2010?

[Anonymous No.52862103]

>>52862036
>Higher. For longer. Until. The job. Is done.
I would advocate for interest to stay at 4% forever. Zero interest is not healthy. Earned money has to be worth something and getting 4% in a savings account, last time it happened in 2004, is actually the risk-free reward for a lifetime of savings that boomers should get.
Zero interest forever, unless "exceptional" situations, wopuld basically mean islamic banking in the free world and do you really want that? Just look at the muslim world.

[Anonymous No.52862115]

Stock futures are muted as investors await the Federal Reserve’s rate decision

[Anonymous No.52862122]

>>52862103
Yeah but zero interest rate forever means you can just buy a monkey NFT and get rich off of it

[Anonymous No.52862129]

How will he play this, first let the stocks rally with 50 bepis and then beat it down again with hawkish rhetoric?

[Anonymous No.52862149]

>>52861834
> Muh pivot , muh 25bps

COPE

[Anonymous No.52862151]

>>52862122
Interest rate of 4% means everybody can get rich. It creates an incentive for hard work and savings instead of debt.

[Anonymous No.52862226]

we're gonna crab on 50bps, today is a crab day.

[Jerome Powell !Pl.HWlK67c No.52862229]

50 basis points coming soon

[Anonymous No.52862241]

jpow gonna slam the market into dust with a surprise 100bps hike.

[Anonymous No.52862245]

>>52861838
I'll take the etrade broker (female)

[Anonymous No.52862306]

>>52862241
that would make me rock hard

[Anonymous No.52862379]

>>52862245

[Anonymous No.52862541]

>>52862379
Thanks bro, i really really like this image.
Can i save it?

OIL chads where are we going in the next couple hours?

[Anonymous No.52862633]

>>52862541
All yours fellow oil chad

[Anonymous No.52862636]

I'm seeing some strange pre market movement on soxl

[Anonymous No.52862647]

KOLD chads, we won

[Anonymous No.52862649]

>>52862241
is that today?

[Anonymous No.52862650]

>>52862151
>Interest rate of 4% means everybody can get rich. It creates an incentive for hard work and savings instead of debt.
That's not very American Anon.

[Anonymous No.52862724]

Hello

[Anonymous No.52862784]

Buy MP at open.
Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.52862796]

>>52862115
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.52862804]

>>52862724
Howdy

[Anonymous No.52862809]

>>52862636
They’re making preparations to dump on the retail Goyim.

[Anonymous No.52862829]

pump and dump today

[Anonymous No.52862853]

>>52862636
Fake pump at 2pm then dump

[Anonymous No.52862910]

I hope this is a good Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.52862920]

>>52859851
I look like this (male (they/them)).

[Anonymous No.52863001]

>>52862784
>buying SPACs
Lmao are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.52863007]

it's really slow today. where the hell is everyone?

[Anonymous No.52863036]

What are the odds the pump yesterday was everybody getting in before the "obvious" pump today, and we do nothing but dump today? My calls are shaky.

[Anonymous No.52863047]

>>52863007
Maybe the markets really are heeming and all the retards blew up their accounts and got jobs...

>KOLD
Ooooo look at those gains niggas. +10% premarket

[Anonymous No.52863046]

>>52863007
Probably got liquidated from yesterday

[Anonymous No.52863070]

>tfw finally leaving the red

[Anonymous No.52863072]

>>52860186
Zoomers have been calling everyone older than them a boomer for a while, it's just now that 14yo zoomers are calling 24yo zoomers "boomers" in a turnabout.

[Anonymous No.52863077]

>>52863007
Yesterday was demoralizing for both bobos and mumus. Who had 0dte’s or weeklies got burned and probably logged off their accounts for the week. I’ve been there before.

[Anonymous No.52863087]

i plan on moving my SOXL position to TQQQ instead; is now a good time or do you think i can get a good pump in the next couple months?

[Anonymous No.52863101]

>>52863087
That's a big guy.

[Anonymous No.52863114]

>>52862647
It's only a taste. I'm swinging this shitcoin up to 25-30 by q2 2023

[Anonymous No.52863160]

>>52863077
Wow it's almost like you shouldn't buy after a 3.5% premarket pump and /smg/ always buys the top and sells the bottom

Wow it's almost like patience is important when moving around your whole life savings and maybe even using margin on your life savings in knee jerk greed or euphoria.. it's almost like most midwits have the emotional stability of women and shouldn't be trading because all they do is donate money to jews and computer algorithms that really do trade on meme lines and stop loss hunting/trying to spook retail

It's almost like 90% of /smg/ should just buy tlt and jepi and never look at their accounts while us real niggas buy yang calls and KOLD

[Anonymous No.52863164]

>>52861400
Checked & saved anon

[Anonymous No.52863193]

Go Dollar Go

[Anonymous No.52863202]

>>52863160
Don't try to reason with any one on /smg/ they will never understand the concept of time in the market always beats timing the market.

[Anonymous No.52863211]

>>52863087
TQQQ seems like a good buy. But why move from SOXL?
>>52863160
While I agree with what you're saying. You're getting dangerously close to avatar-posting. So fix that.

[Anonymous No.52863228]

Why aren't we buying SNAP? Tiktok ban by August next year at the latest.

[Anonymous No.52863236]

>broke as fuck
>make $500 on CPI
>notice I could've made $900
>decide to re-enter position at the end of day
>close with only $60
I'm so mad at myself bros...

[Anonymous No.52863245]

>>52863228
that was a young zoomer old alpha thing, hype has been over for 2 years. If anything dancing nurses should have given it away. snap/tick tock... is boomer now

[Anonymous No.52863257]

>>52863211
>TQQQ seems like a good buy. But why move from SOXL?
backtesting back to 2002 shows better returns with a 80/20 TQQQ/TMF

[Anonymous No.52863260]

>>52858988
Pffffff lololol… wait, you serious?

[Anonymous No.52863275]

>>52863245
are there any 'social media plays' other than snap and fb?

[Anonymous No.52863276]

>>52863228
That’s actually not a half bad idea. However, I think META is a better play with instagram and what not. Still extremely oversold and they still make tons of money.

[Anonymous No.52863301]

>>52863275
no. Discord and telegram arent public.

[Anonymous No.52863310]

>>52863202
I time the market all the time. I shilled 400.00 floor buy calls yesterday. I've been within pennies of the 52 week low of SP500 in October. you can totally try to front run the market the people that get fucked here are the ones that wait for the 4% pump and then buy calls after instead of waiting for the 4% dump and then buying calls. Boggleheading is better than what most gamblers here do though. If you don't have a thesis and you are just randomly buying soxl when it's green it's gonna end up bad. People here still shills the moving average strategy on soxl in a bear market
>wait until it pumps 100%
>OKAY NOWS THE TIME REDDIT BUY BUY BUY
only time I bought SOXL this year was $6-8

>>52863211
Look I recycle the same 4-5 images for a month. Its my thing I've been doing it for over a year

[Anonymous No.52863316]

So JPow speaks at 2 and takes questions at 230? or does he speak at 230?

[Anonymous No.52863327]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52863336]

>>52863310
Yeah, it's called avatar-posting; akin to what john rocker does.
>can't find new images
>on an image board
Maybe solve that.
>>52863316
Speech is at 2:30 ET

[Anonymous No.52863339]

>>52863236
>make $500 on CPI
>notice I could've made $900
never check positions after you've sold them. all it does is either boost your ego if it goes down or activate fomo if it goes up

[Anonymous No.52863348]

>>52863228
They have been talking about banning tiktok since Trump was in office. I'm not gambling on that ever happening. I'll buy some SNAP for $7

[Anonymous No.52863364]

>>52863336
so I checked and the statement is at 2 and the press conference is at 230, I'd assume MM will react to whatever happens at 2...

[Anonymous No.52863383]

>>52863336
I like what I like

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52863384]

So when are they going to include the 10 million illegals into the labor market, so that it looks like unemployment went up? This will be the point at which we pivot.

[Anonymous No.52863391]

>>52863364
>I'd assume MM will react to whatever happens at 2...
jesus christ
is this your first Fed meeting, ever?
how can anyone be this new
are you just now getting into the market, just now paying attention to the Fed?
Yes. The market will react immediately, sharply, at 2:00pm, and then will also move during the press conference.

[Anonymous No.52863396]

>>52863339
I just shitposted the whole time and didn't change any of my positions, no regerts
Except that time I "repositioned" my entire retirement IRA into Cathie woods funds at the exact top
I regret that, a lot
I hate that bitch so much

[Anonymous No.52863406]

>>52863391
well my man said "speech is at 230"
>>52863336

[Anonymous No.52863421]

>>52863406
It is.
but the statement, "I'd assume MM will react to whatever happens at 2"
is the market equivalent of "I assume that the sun will rise tomorrow"
does the Pope shit in the woods
exposing your newfaggotry, very much so

[Anonymous No.52863431]

>>52863384
LA just declared a state of emergency for the homeless crisis. Good thing those people aren't looking for work so they aren't counted in employment numbers.

[Anonymous No.52863433]

>>52863421
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.52863440]

>>52863383
>Ukraine is only 16 weeks of Walmart sales
Okay, fine.
>>52863406
Yeah, you asked when JPow speaks. Not the timeline of fucking events.
Fed decision is released at 2:00 ET. Speech is at 2:30 ET. MMs will react to BOTH, as BOTH are important.
Happy?

[Anonymous No.52863480]

>>52863245
>>52863276
Twitter had vine. Whoever recreates vine is the winner,
>I did it for the vine

[Anonymous No.52863487]

>>52863431
>Good thing those people aren't looking for work so they aren't counted in employment numbers
I hate that they do this. How is this even an accurate portrait of the employment numbers?

[Anonymous No.52863505]

Now that carvana is dead my most confident short is rblx. That shit is going to $0. I regret not shorting it yesterday (it went 35 to 31). If it pumps today I'll start getting in on long dated $20 puts.

>shit game
>declining user base
>doesn't turn a profit
>valued at like 40 billion fucking dollars just because their ceo is a part of the tribe

[Anonymous No.52863511]

>>52863480
Absolutely agreed. So many Youtubers got their start on Vine. It's easy to imagine them all flooding back and encouraging their audiences, as well.

[Anonymous No.52863516]

>>52863505
>dec 12
>roblox insiders sold $14 million worth of stock

[Anonymous No.52863520]

>>52863505
hmmm might be on to something. Are the put premiums high?

[Anonymous No.52863526]

Melt down after the speech today let's get it boys

[Anonymous No.52863529]

>>52863480
the market is saturated, the demographic interested in this narcissistic self display is stagnating to falling together with the overall demographic

[Anonymous No.52863532]

>>52863396
I want a hoe that just a crazy as for me as this one is for the director. I don’t care if she wears mask, I like the looks she given

[Anonymous No.52863541]

>>52863505
i finally looked at this piece of shit stock, lmao why is anyone buying this? are they anticipating a 4 gorillion % growth rate?

[Anonymous No.52863545]

>>52863529
That’s just us getting older; I assure you the next wave of middle/high schoolers are very into this narcissistic self display

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52863549]

>>52863487
well if they're not looking for work they're not part of the labor market.

[Anonymous No.52863557]

who is Jerome Powell? I've been afraid to ask. Is he the man in charge of S&P500?

[Anonymous No.52863563]

>>52863545
the next wave of middle/high schoolers is again a whole way smaller than the previous.

[Anonymous No.52863564]

>>52863520
3/17/2023 $30 P are 4.05 right now. Hoping today has a really big marketwide pump to making them cheap and then I'll scoop a few

[Anonymous No.52863566]

>>52863557
me.

[Anonymous No.52863588]

>>52863566
good luck on your speech. Whats the topic?

[Anonymous No.52863594]

>>52863566
faggot

[Anonymous No.52863598]

>>52863541
>Jewish ceo
>the hekkin metaverse
>Nancy Pelosi bought some bags

It's always been one of my favorite things to short. It's an absolute shitcoin that moon and dumps 20% every couple weeks but is clearly fucking dieing and has had like (-0.50) EPS every quarter/declining userbase

[Anonymous No.52863599]

>>52863505
That shit is creepy. I watched my niece play it.

[Anonymous No.52863600]

I'm scared bros.

[Anonymous No.52863607]

I just royally fucked up my interview. This was the third round. The interviewer asked what my weakness was and I told her porn addiction. I’m so fucking retarded and cringe. I hate myself

[Anonymous No.52863616]

>>52863607
do autists really?

[Anonymous No.52863619]

>>52863607
rofl

[Anonymous No.52863623]

>>52863607
ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.52863625]

>>52863607
Was about to reassure you it's not too bad until I actually read what you did
wtf

[Anonymous No.52863632]

>>52863607
Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52863652]

>>52863607
you should have just pulled out your cock and asserted your dominance while declaring you have no weaknesses. now some one else is gonna get the interviewer's snatch and the job. You fucked up on more than just one level.

[Anonymous No.52863656]

>>52863566
Don't fuck it up today my man.

[Anonymous No.52863659]

>>52863236
All this to cover up a cute overbite. No wonder you’re broke.

[Anonymous No.52863660]

>>52863599
I remember when I was a kid and Roblox first came out. Fucking weird how +20 years later and here we are.
>>52863607
>porn addiction
Jesus Christ. The correct answer to the weakness questions is
>caring to much
>being far too agreeable
>my wardrobe isn’t up to date
>my patience could be better
>giving a big presentation to an important group makes me nervous
Not your legit degeneracy

[Anonymous No.52863664]

>>52863607
Memorize this: "sometimes I get a little bit overzealous with my workload and take on too much too fast and I have to go overboard trying to dig myself out, which isnt fun"

If they ask more about it, always make it about you being stressed because you have to do all the work you took on, never say you pawn it off on other team members. That just wouldnt be right.

[HARDFAPER OF THE MOONING BUSSY No.52863673]

>>52863607
>asked to share a weakness in interview
>actually shares a weakness
>seggsually "harasses" Stacy from HR
>gets locked up
they're coming for you

[Anonymous No.52863675]

>t minus 2 minutes
Also, interview fren, post details next thread

[Anonymous No.52863677]

>>52863607
You ALWAYS say "I let perfect be the enemy of good".

[Anonymous No.52863682]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP MY SHOW'S ABOUT TO COME ON

[Anonymous No.52863684]

>>52863607
>her
It would be salvageable if it was a guy, but a female qt3.14 hr? Fucked

[Anonymous No.52863685]

WTFTWT

[Anonymous No.52863692]

SPY 420 EOY

[Anonymous No.52863694]

>>52863607
>Anon, where do you see yourself in ten years?
>Gooning

[Anonymous No.52863696]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52863705]

>>52863692
I literally cocked something like that today

[Anonymous No.52863713]

Baking for Santa rally

[Anonymous No.52863727]

>>52863705

how brown is your skin be honest with me

[Anonymous No.52863746]

>>52863607
So? As long as you arent jerking off in the office and take it to the rest room like all the others.

[Anonymous No.52863755]

How do you start a new thread? I don't know how.

[Anonymous No.52863758]

>>52863755
Sorry you need a 4chan gold account for that.

[Anonymous No.52863768]

>>52863762
>>52863762
>>52863762
LET'S GO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52863789]

Who's ready for the Santa Cruz rally? Turns out they're kicking out all the homeless in LA so that they can have the rally. Personally I think LA should just bus these homeless to some where else, like Miami, FL so they can be a republican problem instead of a democrat problem.

[Anonymous No.52863790]

>>52863598
kind of want to autist analyze this like shkreli but also don't know if it's worth my time

[Anonymous No.52864372]

>>52862129
I'm planning on playing it as if that's what he's going to do.