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DENIED BAIL

IN JAIL

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1670974488424832.webm

>> No.52856020

>>52855960
it's all a show. at most, he'll be in fed prison chilling like a king. tv, room with AC, private showers and maybe even tennis or racquet ball on the weekends... for what, like 4-5 years at most? and then he'll be "released on parole due to good behavior" or some bullshit like that.

>> No.52856024
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>>52855960
thanks for the webm anon

>> No.52856036

They will make an example out of him. He took a lot of investment money from powerful people.

>> No.52856051

>>52856020
Nah, he lost money for these billionaires
He fell out of favor in their club like Bernie Madoff or Jeffery Epstein or Martin Shkreli because of that. They'll hit him hard for that. You are immune unless you fall out of favor

>> No.52856115
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS

I'M VEGAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.52856121

>>52856051
his parents are deep into that club of elites. they dont let one of their own go down.
you'll see, he'll pull out of this whole shit all intact and completely fine. i'd be surprised if he does more than 8 years in the pen.

>> No.52856143

>>52856051
>or Martin Shkreli
he's not jewish you mongoloid

>> No.52856145

>>52856051
martin shkreli didnt lose anyone money, he went to jail for putting a bounty out on twitter to get a sample of hilary clintons hair.

of course it was the financial charges or whatever that he went to jail for (despite nobody losing money) but usually when nobody loses money someone like him doesnt go to jail. the jail push happened immediately after the clinton incident.

>> No.52856156

>>52856143
Anon, I.....

>> No.52856170
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>>52856121
They are already putting him in shitty prisons
It's straight up over

>> No.52856185

>>52856170
hopefully theres a vegan option at the cafeteria

>> No.52856195

>>52856121
lol they sacrifice their own constantly, and his parents don't even roll that deep

>> No.52856196

>>52856115
He's only get rice and beans anyway won't he, what a cope the man is.

>> No.52856209 [DELETED] 

pogrom, NOW!

>> No.52856222

>>52855960
*INHALES*

>> No.52856286

>>52855960
now that this is over can we resume the bullrun?

>> No.52856306

>>52856170
yep, he'll be dead in a few weeks. bahama's prisons are no joke

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>>52856306
God willing

>> No.52856377

>>52855960
Somebody thinking about mark karpeles and the parallels??

>> No.52856432

Bankman was the bagman, his role is over now. He actually thought he was gonna get a seat at the adult table

>> No.52856518

>>52856020
>>52856121
He's getting life in prison.

>>52856143
>>52856145
Dumbfucks. Shkreli's victims lost millions of dollars. He went to prison for securities fraud, not whatever retarded bullshit they told you on /pol/.

>> No.52856596

>>52856518
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Shkreli
ctrl + f: jew
none found, there is your answer

>> No.52856623
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52856623

>>52856596
>ctrl + f: jew
>none found, there is your answer

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>>52855960
NO NOT THE BASED FORTUNE COOKIE MERCHANT

>> No.52856646

>>52856306
Imagine someone contacting a local prisoner family and have them butt fuck him for all the world to find out. Totally based of course they'd use monero for payment lolz kek

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52856648

>>52856634
HOWEVER WILL WE ENJOY OUR SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALS AGAIN

>> No.52856668

>>52856623
does JIDF pay you by the post, Bergstein?

>> No.52856701

>>52856668
Go back and take your meds, schizo.

>> No.52856726

>>52855960
that's gonna be do kwon soon

>> No.52856766

>>52856115
this mf looks waaaay too fat to be vegan like vitalik literally looks like a fucking skeleton but this piece of broccoli be lookin like he hit the golden corral

>> No.52856788

>>52856701
This is a Ye board, jew, be gone. We counter-semite now.

>> No.52856798

>>52856788
>This is a Ye board
Cringe

>> No.52856829

>>52856788
YES!!!

>> No.52856835

>>52856170
How long until he gets ass raped by a pack of niggers?

>> No.52856844

>>52856121
>compliance lawyers
>deep into that club of elites
go back to /pol/ retard

>> No.52856882
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52856882

>>52855960
guess he wasn't fast enough

>> No.52856895

>>52856882
h-hayai

>> No.52856925

That's the prison

https://youtu.be/RN1UI5E6Yl8

>> No.52856937

I dont get it. This ultra faggot had the time and funds to escape off the radar and live the rest of his life on some secluded beach.

>> No.52856955

>>52856937
he had time to sell the company when 3AC went under

>> No.52857001

>>52856195
this. Little twerp tried to grease the palms of the puppet masters and he almost made it for himself - too bad CZ put a stop to it with a simple dump.

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>>52856937
He didn't expected it

>> No.52857039

>>52856925
This looks more like a 'bootcamp' for teenagers not a prison at all

>> No.52857049

>>52856937
He's a smug rich kid who's had everything handed to him so far, common sense/street smarts are a completely foreign concept to him.

>> No.52857055
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52857055

Merchant of the Bahamas

>> No.52857221

>>52856518
his investors made money but its still illegal to say you are going to do one thing with someones money but do something else

>> No.52857242

>>52856648
>OUR SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALS AGAIN
love that video

>> No.52857297

>>52857221
False, he's not even close to paying everyone back.

>> No.52857324

>>52856051
He paid off all the politicians. And he knows where the $$$ came from. They either decide he is the victim and free him... he has a red scarf event in jail. I'm betting they free him.

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>>52855960
SBF didn't kill himself.

>> No.52857369

>>52857324
>He paid off all the politicians
That doesn't save you from prison. It may get your preferred legislation passed, but only if you expect to be around and free to donate in the future. SBF's former clout in DC is dead.

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>> No.52857506

>>52857335
Wow the intellectual elite have successful jobs and are involved in politics. What a shocker!

>> No.52857516

>>52856377
Can you elaborate?

>> No.52857528

>>52857437
art such as this is why AI won’t entirely take over the market

>> No.52857550

>>52856170
You just know some of those prisoners got scammed

>> No.52857551

>>52857437
kek

>> No.52857558

>>52856121
KEK his parents are nobodies. Trust me, the elites will waste this faggot with no remorse. It is OVER for SBF

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>>52856170
https://www.amnesty.org/es/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/amr140042003en.pdf

>> No.52857635
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>> No.52857639

>>52856518
kek what an ignorant child you are

>> No.52857643

>>52857055
Iconic

>> No.52857664

>>52856766
vegans and vegetarians always end up looking like shit. they still eat monounsaturated fats even if they avoid meat because it's in plant oils. and since they overeat carbs, they store those fats, permanently.

>> No.52857733

>>52857639
Nice projection, kiddo. You have to be 18+ to post here.

>> No.52859000
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OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52859062

Wen does he troon out?

>> No.52859118

>>52857619
He's going to be begging for extradition after a day in there.

>> No.52859181

This heeb will legitimately have his mind broken if he has to stay at that prison for two months. Possibly body too, it's such an immense shithole on a level he can't even conceptualize. God I'm hard.

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>>52857619
On 11 August 2003 HM Prison Fox Hill held 1,335 prisoners. According to a recent study, one in every 200 Bahamians is in prison. The rate of imprisonment, at 478 per 100,000, is one of the highest in the world - almost four times that of the UK and Canada. The prison remains grossly overcrowded. Cells measuring 1 by 3 metres in the maximum security F Block for example contained 3 prisoners each. This block held prisoners in punitive isolation alongside those with mental health problems and others with communicable diseases such as TB. In near darkness, prisoners slept on cardboard in many cells. Space was further limited by two buckets – ‘slop’ bucket and a bucket for washing – with prisoners required to defecate and urinate in front of each other. The recent Prison Reform Commission highlighted four aggravating factors worsening overcrowding: lack of legal representation, high numbers on remand, lack of early-release schemes and incarceration for minor, non-violent offences, such as vagrancy. Addressing the issue of overcrowding would mean providing humane living conditions for prisoners and working conditions for staff and would also be cost effective.
He went from a multi billionaire to this in one (1) month

>> No.52859380

>>52856143

He has classic ashkenazi features

>> No.52859405

He’s never gonna make it out that Bahamian prison alive. You know it and I know it. It’ll be so easy to frame a nigger than to suicide him

>> No.52859489

>>52859405
Hell he might do it himself.

>> No.52859600

>>52856020
Even Michael Franzece says that trend is a hoax

>> No.52859610

>>52856766
KEK

>> No.52859622
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52859622

He did nothing wrong. Fucking Herbalife scam still going strong.

>> No.52859657

>>52856937
>>52857049
>common sense/street smarts are a completely foreign concept to him.
>Not immediately noticing he's sub-80 iq
It's in the cheeks. Retards tend to have fat faces

>> No.52859695

>>52856115
veganism turns you into a woman
look at that granny bod

>> No.52859720
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lmao
fucker wanted to post bail with FTT

>> No.52859724

damn he gon taste some of that bbc in the bahamas prison, lucky man

>> No.52859754

>>52859720
AHAHAHAH THIS CANT BE REAL

>> No.52859781

I'm just here to say Shkrelli is BASED!!

>> No.52859793

>>52859720
Sauce please

>> No.52859822

>>52859720
This is the ultimate clown move,he probably got complacent doing this shit all the time,lamo

>> No.52859838

>>52856170
lmao. If you're going to be a white collar criminal why would you do it in a 3rd world barbarian country?

>> No.52859841

>>52859720
Can't be fucking real. His iq must be something like 75.

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>>52857619
Is this written in comic sans?

>> No.52859910

>>52859720
I will be paying my bail with little strips of paper I created. Each paper is worth one million of your American dollars. I graduated from MIT, trust me.

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>>52859720
no way this is real

>> No.52860071

So it should be clear to anyone with half a mind that this guy's a literal retard and is just taking the fall for Caroline or whoever the puppet master was.

>> No.52860172

>>52860071
And who would this puppet master, or puppet masters, be? Someone playing the long con and ultimately trying to bring crypto under strict regulation?

>> No.52860323

I am surprised no organized crime charges were pressed against him, caroline, et al.....................
Interrogations would bring the rest to light, possibly.

>> No.52860337

>>52856051
Yeah sure, you're the idiot who believes those "powerful people" were actually stupid enough to put their money in FTX, and they weren't in the know somehow.

>> No.52860353

>>52859724


court will resume on feb 8, he gonna stay in that prison for 2 months

>> No.52860379

>>52857619
I hope he doesn't get extradited and rots away in there. Much better punishment than getting sent to a comfy white collar prison in the US.

>> No.52860458

>>52860172
Possibly but you deserve it for using centralized exchanges. They can't do shit about dexes.
>>52860379
Sucks that Caroline won't rot along with him.

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>>52860458
>They can't do shit about dexes.
Yeah you mean the uniswap that banned trading on certain tokens and excluded countries from interacting with the protocol? kek

>> No.52861017

>>52859720
LMAOOOO