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>> No.52852817

bulls what happened?

>> No.52852818
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Inflation is down. This is great news. It’s going to be a very Merry Christmas thanks to President Biden.

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>> No.52852830
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You can relax knowing I'm not a janny. If I was, baggot would be perma-banned.

>> No.52852834

How fucked would I be hypothetically if I bought AMC at 8, am i stuck holding the bag for the foreseeable future or is it going back up. I also bought amazon at 98 and woof at 11

>> No.52852841
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COOL ZONE bros let's fucking go

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>> No.52852864
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I've lost $172,000 in crypto and 212,000 in stocks this year

What is my next move? I've lost 80% of my networth this year

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What a day, lads.

>> No.52852878
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>buying $8 AMC shares when there are plentiful and profitable coal companies one could invest in.

>> No.52852879

Yeah I'm gonna need the prices on my Stouffer's enchiladas to come down or somebody is gonna get hurt I'm Minecraft.

>> No.52852892

It’s better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you’ll drift in that direction.

Tell me who your heroes are and I’ll tell you who you’ll turn out to be.

The best thing I did was to choose the right heroes.


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>> No.52852901

i saw that pol thread

>> No.52852903
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Hopefully Tomorrow dumps until the FOMC, help me digits

>> No.52852904
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>He didn't hedge with egg futures
>His portfolio includes zero (0) shares of BRKY

>> No.52852905

Long nasdaq with a x100 leverage

>> No.52852915
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I'm 90% fathands is a janitor on /biz/. Everytime he shows up I get warnings/bans/posts pruned. Hours of unfiltered autism and as he soon as he shows up
>my general
>shit deleted

>> No.52852921

Power hour or sour hour?

>> No.52852924

I saw the Baja Boys (Men?) play at the Big E and damn was that depressing.

>> No.52852922
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>> No.52852927

Learning from it. For example, blind HODLing of crypto is signing up for an 80% drop from peak. Blind HODLing of stocks during a Fed rate hiking cycle is similarly retarded.

>> No.52852929
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I bought Kroger.

>> No.52852930

my penis your mouth
10 bucks

>> No.52852933


i too have noticed the prices of most foods has gone up. like i used to buy chicken thighs and they were like 70 or 80 cents a pound and now they're getting like 2 dollars or some shit. Also can't find rib-eyes for less than $10 a pound these days. I mean a fucking dozen eggs was $5 it's kinda bull shit.

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>> No.52852952

Bad round of bird flu causing a lot of flock culling.

>> No.52852955

Definitely power

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>> No.52852964
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Regardless if he is, he's a fucking psycho that gets off to feeling superior to people applying to his shit jannie business.

>> No.52852972

why would people better than you want to hang out with you? you're not good enough

>> No.52852974
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Crab Hour

>> No.52852982

I'm waiting for a better entry on it

>> No.52852983

Spy struggling to hold 400 soon even if inflation is dead

>> No.52852984

The eggs are expensive because the price of chicken went up. Like why the fuck would you wait for a hen to lay a dozen eggs, if you could just kill the fucking hen and get enough money to raise a dozen new hens, so the egg farmers colluded with the chicken farmers to raise their prices together.

>> No.52852986

Processed food is up ironically due to a lack of illegals. I mean, who else can you hire to stand around in chicken guts with a bonesaw for 12 hours at a time? Zoomers?

>> No.52852987

it would make sense. He said he didnt charge to clean up some arabs dirty toilets, but he gets free leftovers.
>does it for free

>> No.52852990
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Buy a bullet and rent a gun?

>> No.52852997
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I missed the $42 dip so I'm buying one share at a time for now.

>> No.52853000

long dated AAPL puts

>> No.52853007

OPEC (the Organization of Poultry Exporting Counties) is a conspiracy theory that has been debunked, Baggie. There is no Big Egg lobby pulling strings in Des Moines.

>> No.52853017
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Did someone say Bonesaw?

>> No.52853019

I'm buying calls before market closes for the inevitable pump tomorrow when Jay gets on stage and tries to calm down the markets on inflation and etc.

>> No.52853022

I worked with a mulatto girl at a manufacturing job that used to work in a slaughterhouse. She had those crazy sanpaku eyes and went to jail for stabbing someone. She was pretty hot would definitely have fucked if she didn't go to jail

>> No.52853026

fuck off with this white replacement shit. just get some fucking nigger who dropped out of high school to gut and pluck the fucking birds. What are we running out of niggers who dropped out or something?

>> No.52853027
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>disgusting Elizabeth Holmes poster

>> No.52853037
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Don't be rude to my fraudfu.

>> No.52853045

>Biggest data point in a month
>Market reverts back to flat on the day

>> No.52853057
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Seriously what a brainlet... everyone knows the Grain Cartel is the one who pulls the strings.

>> No.52853058

That's pretty hot desu

>> No.52853061

The Black labor force participation rate plunged in 1865 and hasn't recovered since.

>> No.52853064

come on spy you bloody bastard go red

>> No.52853066

"working class" blacks dont show up for work and even if they do they often go to jail making any time spent training them likely to be a sunk cost.

>> No.52853070

Heat map looks schizo af

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>> No.52853083
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Listen to her talk and try and get a boner. It's literally impossible. If you do, keep in mind it means you are gay and like dudes


>> No.52853091

be honest /smg/
how many of you FOMO'd immediately after CPI print came out
it had to be at least 10 of you
it's okay
been there done that
don't do it again, write down the mistake you made

>> No.52853092

why is everyone shitposting while SPY dies?

>> No.52853094
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>Listening to women
Also that's a fake voice.

>> No.52853104

can't we organize with the prisons and get the prisoners to do the labor for like 30 cents an hour or some shit? how are they going to miss work when they're literally in prison and getting brought to work?

>> No.52853105

ASMR collab with Britney Griner when?

>> No.52853111
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What else are we going to do? Inject our billions of capital to keep it afloat? Nearer My God to Thee my man.

>> No.52853117

i did not fomo today
i finally learned my lesson
after wrecking my port on the last 6 cpis

>> No.52853118

Gotta do something while I'm stuck in this boring committee meeting the next two days.

>> No.52853126

I actually played it about as well as I have ever traded an event. Reduced a position yesterday and sat on my hands all day today. Market cares way more about Fed Day

>> No.52853129

I did it.
I hate myself.

>> No.52853132

why is the market tanking when good CPI data came out?

>> No.52853137
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Oh shit what up Jerome?

>> No.52853143
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Not touching this shit until after weds
>2:00 p.m.

>FOMC Meeting

>Two-day meeting, December 13-14
>Press Conference

Don't fight Jay

>> No.52853144

It doesn't matter that it's fake. Keep in mind at any point during intercourse she's capable of flipping the switch and making that voice.
>oh yeah anon, your swollen phallus feels great in my vulva
All in man voice. Goodnight.

>> No.52853149

too many people bought calls

>> No.52853154
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fool me once shame on me
fool me twice, can't get fooled again

>> No.52853157

You act like you never jacked off to Dr. Girlfriend.

>> No.52853164

Jerome Powell might still not be convinced to stop

>> No.52853166
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Is it worth it to get a trading journal like this?

>> No.52853169

I dunno -- profit!?

>> No.52853173

Imagine not being able to daytrade as a Fed member. No SOXL yolos or 0 dte CPI gambles. Just "sell the top, buy back in a year". Boring.

Sure, starts with the man voice. Then it's a playful finger in your bum. Then, whoa, that's not a finger.

>> No.52853172

close red today so the daily candle looks like the nuke that hit Hiroshima going into tomorrow

>> No.52853190

If i was awake early enough I definitely would have. I am THAT stupid guy on /smg/ that does those things.

>> No.52853191

>Fed having to actually physically threaten the government was enough to ease inflation

>> No.52853200
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Oh shit I forgot when they sold the top last Christmas. Cheeky motherfuckers I tell you what.

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>> No.52853215

FOMC (fear of market correction)

>> No.52853217

Whip and chains were pretty effective

>> No.52853223

Short or long ?

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>> No.52853241

>Lum poster shows up
>Go short
>Buy puts fag shows up
>Go long
It can't really be that easy can it?

>> No.52853243
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You know what I just was thinking? What happens to those thousandths of a cent in your account?

>> No.52853244

Isnt this the best time to invest since there are so many global crisises that will be revolved some day in the mid term future providing for some neon green optimisme trading days ?

>> No.52853250

omg you haven't been using a trading journal? how much have you lost so far without the most important tool in your trader's toolbox?

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>> No.52853252

Always do the opposite of what avatarfags tell you Homer Simpson.png

>> No.52853256

No, be fearful when others are fearful.

>> No.52853259

WW3 hasnt officially started yet (just unofficially)

>> No.52853262

thats the /smg/ indicator, one of the strongest TA in the market.

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>> No.52853270
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>> No.52853276
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Uh oh SOXL bros...

>> No.52853277
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You Still Don't Understand. Lol.

>> No.52853278

General consensus is we have further to fall some time in 2023, we have further to fall. Timing this thing could get you an extra 25%.

>> No.52853283

>Buy puts fag
Didn't he go broke on FTSE puts? That lil nigga was hilarious (-ly annoying).

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>> No.52853293

Women are evil

>> No.52853294
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>> No.52853298
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lmao fuckin A.

>> No.52853300

This is chatgpt

>> No.52853301
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>bought high
>down $5k

>> No.52853303
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This is groundbreaking. On par with that chart of the Bogs' deaths vs. the S&P.

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Wait the L*m poster is back? Thanks buying SOXS

>> No.52853315
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I am a sex haver; what does this mean?

>> No.52853325

you didn't save yourself for marriage and NGMI

>> No.52853327

i buy kroger every day

>> No.52853335
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Someone has to wrangle these hoes.

>> No.52853340

you can make your own. i wish i had better examples i just do my own thing

>> No.52853348
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It means buy puts. SOXL trannies finna hurt no cap fr fr
>Verification not required.

>> No.52853353
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I go to King Soopers, which is like Patrician Kroger.
>JK it sucks ass and you might get shot

>> No.52853357
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how much of your jizz is in each jar?
like how many jars would I have to buy to get a full load?
should I name my firstborn Travis?

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>> No.52853369
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>10 jars

>> No.52853370

in hindsight
i shouldve bought puts there at open
i guess thats what the vix pumping with spy yesterday meant

>> No.52853375

I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day!

>> No.52853380

About 3.5 jars per full load

>> No.52853391

How much would iv crush been tho?

>> No.52853392

for the last time women don't have blood lines they only have laundry lines

>> No.52853398
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wouldn't it be dumb to buy calls before the FOMC? why would it even pump overnight tonight? seems best to just wait for tomorrow, right?

>> No.52853399
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And YOU must be the one who didn't short NKLA today.

>> No.52853400

no, it actually was a hedge against a hot CPI, vix is down massively. The market is expecting dovish commentary from jpow now, since the vix is staying low.

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>> No.52853412

402p wouldve been a 10 bagger

>> No.52853413
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Anon the first story in the Bible is how God created the universe and utopia. The second story is how a woman talked to a snake and disobeyed God to do the only thing she was explicitly forbidden from

I don't care if you are religious or not anyone with half a brain has known for thousands of years that women are retarded

>> No.52853425
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powel will be hawkish, i will keep mine for tomorrow. more downside to come.
charts say the same, bear flag and tomorrow down we go again.

>> No.52853430

Because it's not actually good, it's mediocre at best. iphones and used cars are cheaper, whoopdifucking do

>> No.52853435

nothing you typed explains a ~10pt SPY drop between the days high and low

>> No.52853441

Wasn't last months CPI also largely driven by used cars going down? How many used cars are being bought and sold wtf

>> No.52853443
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Yeah, didn't they talk about it in Gilgamesh?

>> No.52853446

410 is the iron ceiling

>> No.52853450
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Frankly it's always dumb to do options.

>> No.52853456
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JPow and DOVISH ????

what are u smoking?
Dark powel is real. better start beliving or u might regret it.

>> No.52853463

i hope papa pow bobobonks market

>> No.52853469

Shitcoins are less volatile than US indices now.

>> No.52853476

have u watches the last livestreams?
He fucking enjoyed it to tell them that he wont pivot, and that he has a job to to


>> No.52853488

made me 90% today, while fetterman is only 50% man

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>> No.52853491

Anon, the snake was adam's penis, the voice was adam's voice and the apple was also adam's penis.

>> No.52853497

i really need to learn how to trade bonds, but that'd probably kill my account in this environment

>> No.52853506
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But what if he saved the most succulent harvest of all for the end, the bear hunt?

>> No.52853531

Yeah, I mean I figure it's not super hard just to make your own format, pretty much just paying for convenience, but they're so cheap it might be worth it

>> No.52853532

what's that even mean? anything? everything?

>> No.52853538
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I lost everything /smg/, I'll be back June-September 2023. Think SOXL will be safe to buy and add to by then?

>> No.52853543

It means pivot or pause might be in tomorrow = to the moon

>> No.52853546

there were more sellers than buyers at the top

>> No.52853549

should I hold my ndx put over night? i just bought it because the call was too expensive

>> No.52853568

yeah man iphones were on sale for thanksgiving, obviously we need to drop interest rates by 50 bepis

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nice larp. post proof

>> No.52853579
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i no longer fear death but long for its everlasting embrace. grant me my release, the void calleth.

>> No.52853583
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>there is still a /GME/

>> No.52853594

but about the timing, is it saying it could moon overnight as well?

>> No.52853597

The dot plot is the key set of projections released tomorrow, where the committee thinks hiking will stop, for example. What they submitted Friday can be changed to account for this boolish CPI release.

>> No.52853603

i would like prices to go down now, please

>> No.52853604

it's almost back to pre-squeeze levels, but didn't they split, and dilute?

>> No.52853608

That would mean that he is bullish, and to new alltimehighs we go?
no... ne makro picture doesnt support that.
He would be the fool who created inflation by not acting and became the even bigger fool for fueling inflation to moon when he sayes something dovish.
And then when he was THE HAWK these last fomcs.... NO i cant see him making such a fool out of him.
Remember, if he pivots inflation to tha moon.
not happening.
wont go all in, bcause maybe he comes out dovish, jsut to show the rertarded bulls that inflation is THEIR fault now, since they cried the whole time
ohhh dont someone thinka about the economy,
muh soft landing;
muh weak economy and he has to pivot,.....

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>> No.52853628

just to rise again and slaughter them, crash the economy into depression and can say:

>> No.52853634

what all this talk about animals? make the ndx go down please

>> No.52853647

Oh God please spy below 400 today

>> No.52853668

so overnight should do nothing

>> No.52853672

all i hear is cope. market is down since then.

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>> No.52853691

exactly what iam saying

>> No.52853692

There is no pivot
There is only a mirage for bulls
Inflation isn't something you pivot versus when it hits 5%
Actually they will stay tight till every bull is wailing and crying 10x more than now
Because inflation is a weed and it's taken up the garden
Fed can't pivot like everyone wants just because some impulse changed or inflation is heading in the right direction
That's wishful thinking and it won't even work because inflation would roar back

>> No.52853699
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>looking for a new play
>ask my female broker if the investment shes shilling is a spiderman market or a bonesaw market
>she doesnt understand
>pull out the illustrated diagram explaining what is spiderman and what is bonesaw
>she laughs and says "its a good investment sir"
>buy it
>its a bonesaw market

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I told you it was power Hour >>52852277

>> No.52853703
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Why aren't stocks a cure for loneliness?

>> No.52853716

nooooo, ndx go down, not up :(

>> No.52853720

its always, and actual short covering, by that we neutralize some oversold conditions, abd u know what?
Tomorrow we go down again XD

>> No.52853730

they can be if you make enough to buy a puppy

>> No.52853735

I'm allergic to furry pets

>> No.52853741

stop going up, aaagh

>> No.52853742

Stocks aren't, but smg is.

>> No.52853743

I put a $1200 gamble on WFCF like a month ago and that's all I've purchased over the last idk six months in my play account, getting itchy trigger fingers but still don't think the market will git gud until it has one more little 370ish dump

>> No.52853746

>what is seeking arrangements
>what is phillipines, thailand, ukraine(scratch), romania, serbia, mexico,etc

>> No.52853758
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greg's losing it over .1 increase in inflation

>> No.52853760

god literally hates you

>> No.52853766

SPY will never trade below 400 ever again.

You had plenty of opportunity to buy it sub 400! Never again will you have such a chance.

>> No.52853775

Because of inflation though, SPY 400 is really just SPY 300 in 2020 dollars

>> No.52853780

>be honest /smg/
my 70/30 put/call straddle lost me 50 bucks and i had a buy order open for puts at open that i sat on which wouldve gone from 0.2 to 1.9 god I sucked today

>> No.52853792

Is this unironically true?


>> No.52853797
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I FOMO'ed into SQQQ calls and made like 200% if that's what you mean

>> No.52853806

then just pay some dude to dress up like a puppy and let you dock your cock in his cock.

>> No.52853809

Are we using bitcorn lango now?

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>> No.52853832

I just ran the numbers...
SPY 400 in Dec 2022 is worth SPY 296.38 in Dec 2020

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>> No.52853842

my weekly slop budget went from 70$ to 100$ for the exact same slop ive eaten for 2 years in a row

>> No.52853857
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.52853867

up only 2.7% lame

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very comfy day today

>> No.52853872

ndx did not go down, did not make money

>> No.52853895

>SPY = 370 in Dec 2020
>Inflation formula should put it at 297
Therefore SPY was 25% overbought in Dec 2020, I think we're onto something here bro...

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>> No.52853908
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>bears are now celebrating days when they only lose a little

>> No.52853917
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Meltup tomorrow.

>> No.52853919

puts at open?
anime faggot rephrase this to "how did you do and how did you do it" so we can get info, retard

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>> No.52853930

i say this in all heterosexual honesty that this guy's face is more disgusting/shocking than the SIGA gay sex spam

>> No.52853936
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+$92.24 (+0.43%)

>> No.52853937

i literally cannot get a date off SA i don't know how that nigger twink scoops does it. Girls probably view him as very non threatening

>> No.52853939

I had a dream similar to this one where my grandmother, who was painted in blue woad, walked up to me on some misty plane in the Britain of yore and painted my duck with yet more blue woad and said “you’re in charge of the family now”. I took it to mean that my lazy mother and my depressed alcoholic uncle are unfit to guide the family forward and I must do it for them.

>> No.52853941

>SPY is still 20% below ATH and economic outlook for future hinges on fed pivot

>> No.52853942
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That's why he's a meme.

>> No.52853943
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>-3.63% after daily inflation

>> No.52853944
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Unironically, what possible conceivable motherfucking explanation is there for a day like today? The spike after CPI was released amounts to approximately TWO AND A HALF TRILLION MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS absolutely dumping into the stock market with reckless abandon. That quantity of money can 100% ONLY be smart money; retail does not have that much money between them.

So..............?????????? Was smart money just wrong? Are about a thousand hedge fund managers going to be eating bullets tonight? What in the actual flying fuck?

Picrelated, why in the fuck did smart money do that?

>> No.52853947

Haha SOXL was only up 5% today and I only lost 25% of my net worth today being short, bet you feel foolish now.

>> No.52853953
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>i don't know how that nigger twink scoops does it
Money Talks

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>> No.52853959
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With the new CPI data, what *is* daily inflation?

>> No.52853962

You don't need 2.5 trillion dollars to change a market cap by 2.5 trillion.

>> No.52853976

"come over and suck my dick for 500 bucks" has not worked a single time

>> No.52853977

Well we only have November data but 7.1%, of course.

>> No.52853979

During a maximally high-profile news event, you absolutely do. Yeah retards can swing shit on zero volume, but the world was watching and participating at 8:30am.

>> No.52853986

Seeking Alpha has a dating section?

>> No.52853989

Smart money was short puts, so they pumped it and closed their short puts, then opened long puts, and took back their cash.

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Bobo if we get 50 bepis... We will vaporize 4100

>> No.52854008

calls at yesterday's close, sold at open today for 90%, then i was a zombie the rest of the day and made no trades. didn't even make me happy.

>> No.52854011

This is what I did today as well.

>> No.52854020

No, you had, what, $40b worth of SPY trade the whole day? That's the order of magnitude you're dealing with. Prices are determined by willingness.

>> No.52854026

welp, this is now 2 times in a row that JPM has been spot on their predictions
anyone wanna post the sweet deets re: tomorrow

>> No.52854036

Are you retarded? Do you not understand the market at all? the entire volume of the market is not traded in a day and even if it were it could be literally two people selling shares back and forth to each other really fast and ending the day exactly with the positions they started with.

It’s very likely prop traders algo saw the number and bought at the speed of light and then sold it back down for a profit finishing the day flat but up lots of money. That is their goal, they don’t hold stuff they trade it and finish the day flat.

>> No.52854039

> Prices are determined by willingness.

This. You can’t get the actual MCAP out of the market by selling everything off bit by bit.

>> No.52854045

50 bps is bearish after today's print. and 50 bps is what we are going to get. it's all about the dot plot. if it indicates ANY future hikes are possible the market 3800 will be vaporized

>> No.52854046

what do i buy next?

>> No.52854048

Just like you vaporized 410 today?

>> No.52854049
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JPM is our bank

>> No.52854053

You can work in a suicide hotline place and pick up those chicks

>> No.52854063

There predictions have been "it will go up a lot or down a lot depending". Anyone can say the same for tomorrow.

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>> No.52854066

your version sounds far less disgusting and less pathologic

>> No.52854068
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Somehow, it feels right that the richest man in the world owns LVMH instead of some turbovirgin tech company. I'm all-in.

>> No.52854071

There's no way this guy is Greek.

>> No.52854103

I thought he was Irish?

>> No.52854104
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Chicken strips and beer

>> No.52854105

yesterday they gave 75% odds of a >1% pump today which was true until it wasn't anymore

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12 months into a bear market, the most aggressive hiking cycle in 40 years, and Bobo has only managed to cause a 15% drop. Yeah we are winning

>> No.52854119

God mumus are actually deranged but so are the Jews exiting the market under the guise of a rebound

>> No.52854129

>mrna cures your cancer
>by killing you before the cancer does

>> No.52854133

Inflation adjust the indexes

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Tomorrow... it's over.

>> No.52854173

>SOXL ended the day being up 5% after an insane start
we fucking take that

>> No.52854175
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We don't need to, because profits and margins of companies are already affected by inflation.

Santa Clause is coming to town.....

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>that image
hmm, pretty sure you should aim for the head for extra XP

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So line goes up or down tomorrow?

>> No.52854203

Soxl has had more -20% days this year than it has had +15%

>> No.52854227

We bloodbath after his speech tomorrow

>> No.52854241
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>Jerome rips off tie
>Flings glasses to the side
>Rushes to nearest camera
>Grabs the edges

>> No.52854261

think i ate some bad maccers, farts smelling like carrion

>> No.52854310

My asshole feels like a cheese grater has been taken to it

>> No.52854312
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/smg/gers never run from a scrap!

>> No.52854330

That looks a little bit gay

>> No.52854337

>helicopters in the background

Please let something happen so we can finally have the civil war.

>> No.52854342

No homo.

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>> No.52854357
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Its only gay if the bottom is ugly.

>> No.52854372

If we get a civil war then hunting Jews would be par for the course.

>> No.52854382

Homosexuality is gross and unnatural. Sex organs are for reproduction and sexual pleasure is just a biproduct of that.

>> No.52854410

I dont get pleasure from sex because they took my foreskin

>> No.52854424

WHY LINE GO UP??????????????????

>> No.52854437

you're probably doing it wrong. lemme ask you this, are you docking your cock in the other guys cock or is he docking his in yours?

>> No.52854446
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It just does,no reason

>> No.52854520
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Because line went in an upward direction.

>> No.52854522

He’s literally the only person on the government who wants the government to go down. Why do people keep insisting he wants things to go up when if not for him SPY would be over 500 right now?

>> No.52854524

All In cash

Ready to short rip or buy dip.

Initial FOMC reaction is always wrong

>> No.52854537

What a crazy fucking day. Go out of my TSM spreads in the open when it started dumping like a prolapsed butthole. Then suffered heavy losses trying to sell 0DTE condors on the SPX but it kept dumping through my put leg. Made it all back and all positions expired for a 6% gain on the day.

>> No.52854538

*the markets to go down

>> No.52854557

IIRC weren't there periods that inflation cooled down only to go way up during the 1980's? It feels like it might just go back up again soon.

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>> No.52854577
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>It feels like it might just go back up again soon
No shit. They have 0 control over inflation. Figure out what assets you're going to get in before your cash is worthless. I've made my bet.

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ASMB stock ladies

Image above

>> No.52854595

>2 cents up
Well done,lady

>> No.52854604

Especially when interest rates and prices for essentials for food are still way too fucking high.

>> No.52854620

you aren't a robot?

>> No.52854622

Continuing up along with wages

>> No.52854643

>10yr slammed back to 3.5%
>back down beneath the fed rate

>> No.52854646

It took a first plunge below $1 yesterday but got saved. Its literally almost over. Time to move on, anon. That stock is all but certain to join the 41% club along with all its supporters.

>> No.52854649

no recession. cuts soon. :)

>> No.52854657

Cancelled, yes.

>> No.52854661

Biden banned recessions with one of his hundreads of executive orders, were safe.

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inflation is cancelled as rates get lower and lower each day and gas at pump is low as fuck. gas cheaper now than driving tesla kek

inflation was always driven by low supply of goods mostly energy, handing out covid checks to people, so raising rates have
literally zero impact on that because supply bottleneck inflation is different from demand inflation

oil had he the bounce as predicted but it will likely soon again push lower. mostly oil price gap affects Urals oil, not brent or western texas price.

So at this point russia may or may not cancel selling price cap oil, but they cant cancel pumping cause oil pipes freeze if you halt pumping. They need to sell it somewhere. So it does not even matter at this point how the war goes in ukraine as russia Gdp is 50% of oil and that goes away = lights off and back to stone age pretty quickly. Russia was superpower like 80 years ago last time, now they just commodity based weak economy that should never start wars if you are in that kind of weak position to begin with

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>> No.52854679

Why isn't anybody reporting on this?

>> No.52854720

why would pipes freeze if you're not pumping? oil isn't hot

>> No.52854900

This, the instant spikes on news releases are all algos spamming with no human decisions involved.

>> No.52854963

>happy lael poster appears, buy calls
>stern lael poster appears, buy puts
simple as

>> No.52854996

>inflation was always driven by low supply of goods mostly energy
"Was" being the key word there. Check service inflation computer.

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Oopsie poopsie

>> No.52856189

>smug animefag doesn't realize that the labor market is pushing up service inflation
>or that normies are complaining about $10 packs of eggs