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>start new job
>go in high as a kite
>do really bad
>ask boss how to improve
>nod politely and disregard
>come in sober every day and just be normal and do the bare minimum
>boss comes to talk to me
>you’ve really improved so much since you started anon if you keep this up you’ll be on track for promotion

You are all just pawns in my game

>> No.52850140

baste

>> No.52850228

>>52849935
did this but got fired after a while

>> No.52850255

The mistake I usually make is working too hard at the start, then they begin to expect it and take advantage of you. In my last job I just didn't care for the first few months, literally didn't try and as soon as they gave me a contract I rewarded them with hard work. You're doing it right

>> No.52850261

>>52849935
i do the interview high af so they think i just look like that all the time and just be high at work everyday

>> No.52850293
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52850293

>>52849935
>is not self aware that hes flipping burgers in a wendys

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52850313

I feel like if slaves had 4chan they would have been making posts exactly like this one

>tell massa my leg hurting
>next day work like normal
>massa give me less lashings than usual

>> No.52850334
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52850334

I did this with my current job and just appear significantly more efficient when Im WFH. Now am fully hybrid

>> No.52850421

>start new job
>go in high as a kite
>do really bad
>get fired cause you're on probation

>> No.52850626

>>52850334
>hybrid

half free
half slave

>> No.52851005

I do the good old problem reaction solution game.
Amazing how easy it is to solve a problem that I have created.

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>>52849935
one of my old managers taught me this strat. if you just create opportunities to make it look like you're improving, it looks really good on you and you can use this with pretty much anything you're good at. just don't try to be good at first

>> No.52851040

>>52849935
What kind of job is this? Dish washing?