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Did she really rat on Sam?

Not only she snitched on her boyfriend but also on a fellow inbred jew and that is NOT okay.

Sam's got 99 problems and a bitch is one

>> No.52848840

Quick rundown on this situation?

>> No.52848873

>>52848840
((They)) had to choose between chud SBF or Queen Caroline, guess which one ((they)) sent

>> No.52848882

>>52848873
Ok, but I dont know who any of these people are.

>> No.52848897

>>52848732
Of course the pretty girl gets away scott free. Mansisters why do women have it so much better than us...

>> No.52848914

>>52848840
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>> No.52848935

>>52848732
how can you come from a rich educated family and have fucked up teeth like that?

>> No.52848943

>>52848840
>Jewish guy with mom connected to politics
>Sells assets he doesn't have
>Jewish girlfriend is a math genius who helped
>Company became Insolvent "I only got 100k I swear"
>Arrested in Bahamas by extradition request from US
>Girlfriend snitch?

>> No.52848960

>>52848914
What the fuck is going on?
>>52848943
Somebody snitched but will they go after the political mom?

>> No.52848978

>>52848732
They keep trying to send cops to arrest her but every time she's cornered she lets out a hiss and a rodent pheromone squirt and presents her rectum and the cops are powerless but to fuck her for hours until all their muscular glucose is depleted and they helplessly watch as she consumes them for energy.

>> No.52848986

>>52848732
>did the girl who physically looks like a rat actually rat

>> No.52848995

>>52848840
Imagine being Sam in that tape and having to be all like "damn, Caroline, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight weasel body and horrific rodent monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my personal NFT persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is funnel another U$ 16 million unto the Democrats. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam and not only lie on that bed while Caroline Ellison flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her leathery skin, and just stay there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she slammed her bony ass on you. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone watching later on will say she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CAROLINE ELLISON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but a healthy regime of fapping to blacked porn and paying for the occasional alleged tranny for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of your mom’s desk in Stanford. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single fool that bought into your castle of cards exchange before the SEC could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Samuel Bankman-Fried. You're not going to lose your future motivational speaking and writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>> No.52849029

>>52848960
>Somebody snitched but will they go after the political mom?

"Before Bankman-Fried's wealth disappeared in November 2022, Bankman-Fried was a major donor to Democratic Party candidates.[15][16] He donated $40 million, mostly to Democratic candidates, during the 2022 U.S. midterm elections." - Sam Bankman-Fried Wikipedia

They got what they wanted so probably not.

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>>52848995
Never gets old.

>> No.52849082

>>52848732
So was this thing really having sex with SBF?
WTF?
That nigga had billions of dollars and he decided to fuck that?????

>> No.52849084

>>52848914
>>52848995
kek what the fuck is this stuff

>> No.52849109
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52849109

Imagine the booty stank

>> No.52849122

Pretty much confirmed, she’s retained counsel including previous SEC enforcement guys

Sam finna get tossed to the wolves by this unfuckable little gremlin, in exchange for her freedom and possibly some of her ill gotten gains

She’ll get a killer book deal in a few years though

>> No.52849124

>>52848732
Shouldn't they both get unironical equal legal accusation and blame?

>> No.52849129

>>52848943
>math genius
She can barely do elementary school math how the fuck is she a math genius?

>> No.52849164

>>52848935
Severe inbreeding

>> No.52849195

>>52848995
Ok this edit is pretty good

>> No.52849203

>no stop losses
now that we know alameda could run negative balances and would never be liquidated, this makes a lot of sense

>> No.52849213

>>52849164
i'm talking about the lack of orthodontic treatment

>> No.52849239

>>52849084
fuck off newfag tourist

>> No.52849258

>>52849239
make me faggot

>> No.52849260

>>52849129
>National merit scholarship
Winners are the Finalist candidates judged to have the strongest combination of academic skills and achievements, extracurricular accomplishments, and potential for success in rigorous university studies.
>Graduated from standford as top 500 student every year.

She not counting on her fingers. Come on g.

>> No.52849268

Sex tapes will be weaseled out. Americans and the world will finally understand the true nature of powerful semite sex.

>> No.52849311

>>52849109
Holy shit, I never thought a girl could actually look BETTER if she were black.

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52849355

The biggest, fattest, niggerest African-Americans prison inmates are already in line waiting for Sam's arrival. He will probably do better if he's taking his hemorrhoid drugs along with him.

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>> No.52849454

>>52849311

I was going to say, literally how ugly do you have to be to be improved by becoming a nigger

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>>52848914

search pornhub for 'pinning the weasel'

>> No.52849542

>>52849468
She's much more attractive as a weasel... really makes you think.

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>>52848732
Its fucked up, man. It be your own people ratting on you, as if she wasnt on the scheme too. I hate traitors, the lowest of all scum, Jesus died because of traitors like her.

>> No.52849670

>>52848732
>a woman betrays her man
no way

>> No.52849710

>>52848978
Kek

>> No.52850088

I don't use stop losses either. I buy shares I intend to hold for a very long time. Am I stupid?

>> No.52850554

>>52850088
stocks don't drop 90% in 5 seconds like shitcoins though

>> No.52850597

>>52848995
>because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.
fucking lmao

>> No.52850633

>>52848732
She is born by human mother, jew father. She might actually have something resembling a conscience.

>> No.52850653

I don't give a fuck. was using bybit. still using bybit.

>> No.52851124

>>52849129
cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.52851169

It's a jew jew jew world and I'm the fucking learned elder

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>>52848995
Aggressively based and factual circumstances were disclosed this day.

>> No.52851744

>>52848732
Read her YHWH posts and you will realize she is an extraordinarily evil person.

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>>52848732
Probably

>> No.52853266

>>52849260
>be a "genius"
>work for kike finance companies to take imaginary money to make more imaginary money
>will be eternally remembered for her participation in a giant scam
kinda funny that such talent went down the toilet