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>> No.52841930
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52841930

meltup soon

>> No.52841937

>>52841912
There are people in this very thread that don’t believe in Santa.


SPY 420 EOW

>> No.52841941
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>>52841912
Even though all your calls and all your put options will be kaput on Tuesday just remember that this is not the end. You may have lost everything and every chance you had to make it great but you can still become a happy peasant

>> No.52841944

OJbros, this time we squeeze the SHORTS

>> No.52841961
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52841961

>futures

>> No.52841963

>failure but also depression/adhd medication
Not even eligible to take the military route

>> No.52841966

>>52841941
>Even though all your calls and all your put options will be kaput on Tuesday
JPM has 70% chance of >1% pump and 30% chance of >1% dump and here you calling for a crab tomorrow?

>> No.52841971

>>52841930
I think I learned

>> No.52841989

>>52841966
Daily 0DTE options is like Viagra for the Crab.
So many puts and calls to make worthless every single day.

>> No.52842003

>>52841929
I'm not doing anything meaningful despite that
>I'm only losing money and making some chump change in a loop that determines how I feel about myself.
>I got rejected from the internship that I was trying to get.
Honestly, there's nothing I can do right. I may have good intentions, I may be trying to get money to help my parents/ invest in myself. But intentions dont matter if I can't back it up with actions. I always thought joining the military was the last resort, but here I am.

>> No.52842008
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52842008

Oil bros.... THEY TRIED TO BURY US

They didn't know we were west Texas intermediate sweet Crude

>> No.52842010

https://www.psypost.org/2022/12/when-women-do-more-household-labor-they-see-their-partner-as-a-dependent-and-sexual-desire-dwindles-64497

Wimyn are fucking retarded. Where’s the article explaining that the perceived fair labor division for women is 100/0 in their favor

>> No.52842016
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52842016

Are you guys ready for the Santa rally?

>> No.52842019
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52842019

got another raise today bros, bullish for inflation

>> No.52842031
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>>52841963
Stop taking Jewish pharma dope, stop eating goyslop and workout.

>> No.52842036

quick reminder that aint no nigguhs alowed on ess emm gee or no nuthin

>> No.52842061

>>52842036
But I'm in a weird predicament a bad situation because Aint No Nigga Like The One I Got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoNoT2DAIE

>> No.52842086

>>52842031
Joints are all fucked up. All I can do is bench and pull-ups
If I stop taking the meds I get really depressed and useless
I need a path since military is closed off

>> No.52842100
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52842100

Good evening gentlemen.
I trust you're all ready for the CPI tomorrow.

>> No.52842108

>>52842086
Wtf do you mean your joints are fucked up? Fat? Just fucking walk like 3 hours a day and stop shoving food in your face until your body works again

>> No.52842109
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52842109

Just did my quarterly financial audit. Looks like last Q was my worst, this one did a little bit better in terms of P&L%. Maybe we'll have that Santa Claus rally after all (next year is still fucked)

>> No.52842125

>>52842019
Nice, congrats brother! I got a decent raise too. Since my bonus and RSUs are %s of my base salary, every little bit increases my comp exponentially.

>> No.52842139

>>52842100
yes(cash)

>> No.52842140

>>52842100
shit ton of puts bought again. If CPI doesn't beat expectations we're in for another monster rally

>> No.52842169

I will be purchasing MO and PM at a discounted rate next year and my retirement will be funded off people's unending addiction. Aside from VTI any other tickers I should toss some cash?

>> No.52842194

>>52842031
>Stop taking Jewish pharma dope, stop eating goyslop and workout.
This is good, but it does nothing to make you feel better

>> No.52842217
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52842217

>>52842061
This is undeniably better:
https://youtu.be/JSJtvNZf5j0

>> No.52842225

>>52842125
>Since my bonus and RSUs are %s of my base salary, every little bit increases my comp exponentially
Nice. My company isn't that rich, there aren't bonuses for non-managers. Only thing I can do is overtime paid time and a half.

>> No.52842229
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52842229

>bobo posting during a bull run
>"this is the top"
>mumu posting during a bear run
>"watch and learn, meltup starts"
>both get posted on a daily basis when the market pulls in their assumed directions
don't you guys ever get tired?

>> No.52842240

>>52842169
What are chances mo/pm cut divvys though due to the cost of financing their huge debt loads?

>> No.52842247
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52842247

>>52842229

>> No.52842252
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>>52842229
>doesn't 4chan get tired of memes?

>> No.52842266

>>52842086
Go to your doctor get generic for cialis. Workout two hours after taking it daily.

>> No.52842279

>>52842252
I've had two 3 day vacations in the last 10 days and I'm still tired of the uninspired bot posting on /smg/

>> No.52842289

>>52842229
nah, i have folders full of memes just for those fun days

>> No.52842298
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>>52842252
>>52842289
no, of being wrong. even if its "hurr i'm only pretending to get it wrong", its still getting it wrong. i don't mind the OOO/AAA or even the WTFWT posting, at least thats just reactionary. idk maybe its just some multilayered irony dip that i'm not getting.

>> No.52842300 [DELETED] 
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52842300

ITS SEXY ASS LITTLE CHILDREN TIME!!!! YAYYYY!!!!

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>> No.52842305
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>>52842229
>don't you guys ever get tired?
of being right? no.

>> No.52842314

>>52841912
Would you live in Casper, Wyoming?

>> No.52842335
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52842335

>>52842240
A possibility, though it's been getting padded down quickly without divvy cuts.

>> No.52842336

>>52842252
>guy in back
wagie, probably makes good money but is mogged extremely bad by managers and passed down for promotions for decades expression is defeated
>guy in front right
Has autism pin, probably diagnosed but functions, parents are old money, a SMG poster but with bigger numbers to play with
>guy in front left
big smile indicates he is boss of those nearby, is looking at trade on other guys screen he himself made where he liquidated some anons on SMG and is happy

>> No.52842347

>>52842194
yes it does, all that stuff balances chemicals in your brain and literally makes you less depressed. you may not feel positive but you wont feel depressed/suicidal.

>> No.52842362
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>>52842314
my dream home is in wyoming.

>> No.52842365

>>52842347
Antidepressants make it so you cannot feel ANYTHING emotionally. It is normal to feed anger, sad, or depressed. Your brain was designed to do these things.
They don't make you happy, they make you numb and more depressed.

>> No.52842371
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>>52842279
Cock and Jews?
>>52842298
>some multilayered irony dip
I have always assumed this to be the safest assumption site wide, to the point of it being foundational.
>that i'm not getting
Speaking for myself, often enough yes, and often enough no. Isn't that part of the fun? It's an abstract sort of feel.

>> No.52842402

>>52842365
Women get increasingly whorish on them because they have no feelings and men turn into dropouts. Either one refuses to stop taking their addictive jew dope
>I NEED them

It's so addictive your best bet would be to try to cut down on the dosage so you don't have as bad of a time with withdrawal symptoms

>> No.52842404

>>52842336
>autism pin
nice spot, nice tism yourself there.

>> No.52842412

>>52842371
Yeah I was told I have a very suckable cock but it's a shame the jews stole my foreskin

>> No.52842414

>>52842298
I agree with your point but the bull/bear posts are mostly shitposting with the added bonus of being able to make fun of people if you end up being right. It would be less obnoxious if more of them owned up to being wrong

>> No.52842420

You know what would be funny tomorrow? Slightly hotter cpi and crab all day fucking up all those options kek

>> No.52842421

>>52842086
Join the Air Force or Navy you retard, I'm in the mlitary at a joint school and all those fuckers are fat and slow and unhealthy.

>> No.52842449

>>52842217
Yours is smalelr. What yardwork can he even do

>> No.52842453
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52842453

>>52842371
>>52842414
my idea of fun is more simple, easier to read i suppose. i guess the way i see it is just another form of the rat race, trying to one up each other but being quiet when proven wrong. again, its probably that irony and i'm being too critical about it all.

>> No.52842454

All the ftx posting is really making me miss that brapper coin. there is only so much chipmunk posting a man can take.

Also, lets go oil! woo

>> No.52842457

>>52842362
That's not far from Kanye's land.

>> No.52842509

>>52842086
just grow some balls and kill yourself already stop being a leech on society

>> No.52842513
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>>52842453
I just "get a kick" out of all the autism I guess. The ultimate ideal would be just pure useful information when you want that, and convulsive kek inducements when so personally desired. But seeing as how all of that is entirely impossible until we are fully within the kingdom of the LORD GOD Almighty, we just have to make the best of the best that we have.

>> No.52842523
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>>52842509
Hey. We need him to get my oil.

>> No.52842534
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52842534

>Oil futures

>> No.52842551
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52842551

>>52842008
We can’t lose

>> No.52842565

>>52842365
being suicidal and extremely depressed is not normal and is due to deficiencies in diet and testosterone.

>> No.52842566
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52842566

Thoughts?

>> No.52842578
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52842578

>Futures

>> No.52842591
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52842591

>FUTURES

>> No.52842603

>>52842566
I am confused about the YYY put. Is that supposed to be your hedge?

>> No.52842668

>>52842566
Whatcha finna do if your lottery tickets make tens of dollars?

>> No.52842676

>>52842603
I wanted a hedge if the cpi did something fucky.

>> No.52842712
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natgas bros how are we feeling tomorrow? think it'll keep riding up according to the meme lines or we finna get bogged with these cuhrazee gap ups/downs?

t. bought boil 30 calls at 29

>> No.52842738

>>52842578
imagine rubbing your dick on her frost covered lips and making her suck it off then cooming on a cupcake and making her eat it, haha that would be weird haha

>> No.52842776
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What does this mean? Have no idea how it works

>> No.52842791
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>>52842738
Ah, I see that, you too, are an architect.

>> No.52842795
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52842795

what am I in for tomorrow?

>> No.52842797

>>52842776
institutional feels bearish
retail bullish
result: someone's gonna get heemed

>> No.52842809
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>>52842776
Could get a short covering rally if we come in cool

>> No.52842815

>>52842776
Premiums were pretty good today, might get bagged

>> No.52842830

>>52842776
unfortunately it means we're probably not going to dump. Essentially everyone and their mother has bought downside protection in the form of puts. Options dealers (Goldman, Citadel, etc.) don't want to lose money, so they will pump the market so the puts expire worthless.

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>>52842776

>> No.52842843

>>52842776
High put call ratio means we're probably not dumping

>> No.52842850
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52842850

>futures

>> No.52842868

>>52842776
means dump is cancelled. Santa rally back on the menu.

>> No.52842873

I been outta the loop for a lil while. So what happens tomorrow, CPI at 830am est and then fomc or Powell reads prepared statement then answers press conference questions or what exactly?

>> No.52842876
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52842876

>>52842838
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, HARBY IS A JEW

>> No.52842879

>>52842776
It essentially means that if CPI comes in hot tomorrow, a lot of bears are going to make money. If CPI comes in below expectations, get ready for a huge short squeeze that'll make bulls cum buckets.

>> No.52842887
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52842887

We dump bigly for the rest of the week.
SOXL is going to 8.30.

>> No.52842891

>>52842887
oh i wish, i just got a big fat 25k bonus and want to dump it in

>> No.52842896

I think this is the most split smg has ever been. Usually smg is always wrong because they follow the normie sentiment. Now it's 50/50/ Which means cpi will probably be a crab day like PPI. first up then down. Both bears and bulls get fucked.

>> No.52842898

>>52842879
I'm making a lot of money either way.
What I lose money on will come back soon enough.

>> No.52842902
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>>52842876
Would you fugg Lael?

>> No.52842908

>>52842891
The CPI report comes out before market open. If it's good then dive in, but I doubt it will be.

>> No.52842918
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>>52842902
I would

>> No.52842929
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>>52842876
I would have to take MTG over that dude.

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>>52842902
Only fags and colored people wouldn't

>> No.52842950

>>52842908
Is Powell speaking tomorrow also or is that wed?

>> No.52842952

>>52842936
Traps *are* gay.

>> No.52842955
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>>52842929
Look, we know you are on es em gee but please, dont broadcast that we have individuals that like trannies, the gates of hell (discord) will open up and flood this place with shit smelling ax wounds

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>>52842952
Like i said, MTG

>> No.52842979

>>52842936
WHY IS HE WEARING THAT SHIRT

>> No.52842986
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i dont know what dovish or hawkish means

>> No.52842998
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>>52842979
Im sorry
https://youtu.be/nNqSM1keNmw

>> No.52843004
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>>52842229
No.

>> No.52843005

>>52841912
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3k5Inp7f4o

>> No.52843007

>>52842986
Doves make annoying noises, but hawks make cool noises.

>> No.52843009

>>52842986
That's because you won't learn one single thing or get any serious questions answered here unless it's about trannies or whatever milf they think is hot. This place is worthless

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>>52843009
You like chicken?

>> No.52843018

>>52842314
I’ve never been to Casper really, but the other side of the state is unfettered asshole

>> No.52843019

>>52842955
I always assume that this whole website is at least 80% troons, just to be safe.
>>52842977
kek

checked the both of (You).

>> No.52843025

>>52842986
Hawkish means the fed is very cautious, like a hawk, and tightens policies and uses the printer less. Dovish means the fed goes into hippy mode and relaxes policies and uses the printer more.

>> No.52843042

>every time retail goes short, the market pumps

>> No.52843043

>>52842776
Means an enormous short covering rally for the rest of this week. SPX at least 4250 EOW maybe even 4500

>> No.52843053

>>52843017
I am genuinely confused someone help

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>>52842100

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>>52843053
More of a hotdog fan?

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52843078

Wait, do people really think they're gonna find alpha on /smg/? I thought we were just having fun.

>> No.52843080

>>52842950
Powell is on Wed.
If he raises 75bps the market is going into the toilet.

>> No.52843092

what should I dump $5k into for an options gamble

>> No.52843096

>>52843078
Smg is a contrary indicator. Shows the retarded retail sentiment and it works well. Last Friday and all weekend people though today we’d dump so of course we moon. Today they think it was a fake pit so we are about to see an historic rally through the end of the year.

>> No.52843097 [DELETED] 

>>52842873
FOMC meeting's a two day affair. Statement's at 2 pm Wednesday with my presser at 2:30.

>> No.52843103

>le inverse always happens

>> No.52843104

>>52843092
You probably should have done that on Friday.
I would save your $5k.

>> No.52843107

>>52843092
SPY 450 calls expiring year end.

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>>52843097
>my
Only one of us is having a presser on wed, anon. Most of us do have a meeting tomorrow though. Dont be late.

>> No.52843125

>>52842565
Total Test levels normal

>>52842421
>Join the Air Force or Navy you retard
I can’t. I’m metnal illness.
Also in my 30a
Also not getting the clot shot

>> No.52843129
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52843129

>they're just going to have to pay retail billions because they just have to okay!

>> No.52843142

>>52843125
You can literally join the Taliban or the French Foreign Legion. Not financial advice

>> No.52843147
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>>52843129
So it really was a bear trap.

>> No.52843148

>>52843125
normal or "normal" as in your doc doesn't want to prescribe you a controlled substance even though you can get estradiol over the counter because your mood and masculinity isn't important?

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>>52843080
>>52843097
Thanks

>> No.52843163

I bought some lotto puts, have a feeling we priced in any sort of rally at this point

>> No.52843169

Wouldn't surprise me if Wallstreet finds a way to fuck over both bears and bulls tomorrow. I wouldn't trust the first move, or the second, or third. Probably best to sit this one out.

>> No.52843180

>>52843169
Whatever the very last digit of my post is what move sticks

>> No.52843190
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>>52843129
Jews have always used options to make billions.. goys know about options now so I think they will make new laws to prevent us from trading them "for our safety"

>everyone knows things are bad so we can't dump

Is an interesting game of chicken that will break to the downside eventually. I think they keep the fake rally alive until end of year so kikes can get their bonuses

>> No.52843195

>>52843125
The (enlisted) military had some of the most mentally ill people I had ever seen in one place, and I attended a liberal arts college. If I remember correctly they're currently walking back the vaxx because recruitment is at a 20 year low.

Just go fight for Israel goy, we'll take anyone.
LMT, GD, NOC

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>>52843180
Uh.

>> No.52843221

>>52843195
>The (enlisted) military had some of the most mentally ill people I had ever seen in one place, and I attended a liberal arts college. If I remember correctly they're currently walking back the vaxx because recruitment is at a 20 year low.
>>52843125
See above. You're not going to have any excuse to be lifeless anymore. You can even go fight in Ukraine and it'll be better than what you're doing now dude.

>> No.52843231
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52843231

>futures

>> No.52843239
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>>52843231

>> No.52843266

>>52842998

Does he really act like this? Please tell me this is an act.

>> No.52843293
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52843293

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

https://youtu.be/j0lSpNtjPM8

>> No.52843340

7.8 headline
6.7 core
100 bps
repent mumu

>> No.52843349
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52843349

>>52843266
He identifies as a full blown retard, no need to be a bigot.

>> No.52843357

>>52843209
Based crab.

>>52843169
>the market will scamdump and then scampump like all the other times

>> No.52843402
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>>52843340
Best I can do is three fiddy

>> No.52843473
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>futures

>> No.52843482
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52843482

it's ogre

>> No.52843483
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52843483

how much money am i gonna make

>> No.52843501

>>52842979
The guy has an inflation and humiliation fetish. He is literally getting off on posting this shit online and grossing people out. Once you understand that, his entire online persona makes sense, although it certainly makes it no less reprehensible.

>> No.52843505

>>52841912
I was researching AI companies to invest in and then I started getting really nervous about AI and I can't calm down. What do you guys do when you realize capital and tech s going to annihilate society but we can't stop investing. I don't want to drink and trade, seems foolish. I need full attention but full attention brings the consequences of my money to mind.

>> No.52843510

>>52842194
Eating well does wonders for anxiety and depression

>> No.52843518

>>52843483
If you make alot I will also make alot. I am rooting for you brother

>> No.52843609

>>52843482
shieeeet .5% expected? and market .7%?


Likely our best mumu case is a cleveland fed tie, but .5% is a biiiiig drop. I was hoping for expectations not to be this big of a drop

>> No.52843625

>>52843482
For the year over year to increase we would have to print 1% when projected is 0.3-0.5%. If this happens it really is fucking over

>> No.52843628

i need to buy a new car for around 2 to 4k $$$.

>> No.52843639
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>>52841963
Maybe try the CIA
>How are you doing, fellow doctors. Anyone else here got a top secret clearance?

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>>52843609
The print for November is going to be bad but it's replacing a horrible 0.9% print on the year over year. Retards like you still don't understand 0.4% inflation ontop of inflation is still bad they just say "inflation is down 0.5% year over year". It's a silly game bulls have played the last two months

>> No.52843696

>>52843625
>>52843482
So happy Hawaiian is just some dude on Twitter that guesses? Based on.. his guess?

That nigga is projecting a 1.1% print tomorrow.. he doesn't even know what he is saying other than "I think it will be hot". It would have to fucking 3x fed data to do what he is guessing

>> No.52843703

>>52843651
I thought everyone understood this is how it works. The hot inflation year forms a higher baseline so subsequent prints don't look as bad, cue relief rally.

>> No.52843721

>>52843703
I think most people are legitimately retarded and don't understand shit. We could get horrific prints for the next 6 months and you could run "year over year inflation lower" after every single CPI and 6 months from now we would still be at 6% inflation compounded ontop of the fucked numbers from last year.

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>>52843651
Why do they "embargo" this information? Just to allow the big boys to "recalibrate" their positions?

Seems like information that should be public knowledge. Frankly I'm sick of it

>> No.52843735

>>52843703
>>52843721
The narrative in July was "we have 0% inflation"- Biden and "inflation has peaked".

Inflation increased Aug, sept, Oct and projected to increase again to 0.5 on the fed nowcast so they just changed over to focusing on the twelve month number

>> No.52843737

>>52841963
Lie about it if you want to join. They can't check medical records even though they say they can. I literally saw an active duty guy with visible down syndrome on base a couple months ago.

>> No.52843765

>>52843725
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

The fed doesn't lie and they make their data very public. They update the inflation data every day. It's projected to be 0.51 right now which is fucking terrible/increasing/a 5 month high

The question is how the Jewish hedge fund kikes try to spin the data
>year over year is decreasing
or
>inflation is picking back up/rate hikes aren't working

The whole shit is rigged and if you try to be logical you are going to get fucked because I swear they just flip a coin

>> No.52843807

>>52843765
How high does yoy have to be for Jerome to do another 75 bps hike?

>> No.52843837

>>52843807
we've had good jobs reports/higher than expected ppi as the last news, hot cpi would be a bad sign

>> No.52843843

>>52843807
Everyone is obssesed with the santa rally people forget there is a future that happens after that.
only 25 bps is priced in for january. this CPI is literally meaningless. wages are still growing quickly and we'll need more than 25 in january to stop this. and the market is not pricing that in.

>> No.52843885

>>52843843
The market is pricing in a Santa rally to pump bonuses, window dress investment funds for next quarters marketing brochures and front round the year end pension buying.

Add to that record put positions expiring soon and its literally impossible for the market to go lower into year end.

We go higher and dump hard in 2023

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>>52843505
invest in bows and arrows

>> No.52843896

>>52843147
It's not over yet, fren.

>> No.52843927

>>52843885
maybe but that suggests the market is not forward looking. why would a market that is frontrunning the fed by a year not try to frontrun you if things really are fucked next year?
crowded theater.
small exit.

>> No.52843940

>>52843735
I don't care what the dropouts in Cleveland think. Only what the board thinks matters and veryone else is only there to do the pencil pushing. The media even more so is 100% reactive narrative spinning and doesn't determine anything. That's why we have reversal days where you have one narrative headline in the morning and then another after lunch while the earlier one gets scrubbed because the market didn't care about it. The media works off emotion and human logic but markets are the triumph of cold machine logic and large money flows over human bias. It doesn't have fear or greed, it's not obsessed over single data points but aggregating everything all the time, adjusting to shifts in everyone's positioning, rebalancing itself, and wiping out the know-it-all small fish with the hubris to think they can't be shoved on the losing side of the trade just because they've "done their research"

>> No.52843954

>>52842314
>>52842362
Y'all gonna come visit some time? I got an extra bedroom.

>> No.52843961

should retards like myself attempt options?
ive skimmed through it but desu i dont get it.

should i just stick to buying and selling shares? its all i know

>> No.52843976

>>52843961
it depends what options strategy you're applying, risk tolerance, risk levels, etc.

but yeah if options give you too much options, best keep it simple and just stick to regular trading

>> No.52844031

>>52843976
i think i have a moderate risk tolerance
i usually buy and sell shares worth $3k-5k at a time. I guess with the options it could be reduced to a couple hundred instead of thousands.

plus ive risked more in crypto...

>> No.52844040

>>52844031
crypto is really safe compared to options

>> No.52844046

>>52843961
If regular shares are too boring for you you can try leveraged ETFs for a middle ground. Remember that regular stock picking is already difficult and when you buy options you reduce your margin for error

>> No.52844065

>>52844046
i forgot about leveraged stocks. ill consider them too

>> No.52844076
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52844076

> bouta have a six figure tax bill this year
I am unwell.

>> No.52844106

>>52844065
but remember leveraged etfs charge high daily expense ratios if you have $5000 invested in some of them they charge you almost $50 if you hold it at close.

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>>52844106
>7.7% daily inflation
>1.5% daily expense ratios

>> No.52844206

>>52844106
0.03 bps on 10,000$ is 3 dollars per year. if you've invested $10,000 with an annual management fee of 2.00%, you would expect to pay a fee of $200 per year. its not so bad

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52844231

Any electric anons here? I know very little, but I know simple multiplication and division. For example, I know that:

V = IR
c = fλ

>> No.52844245

this is actually the perfect month to demonstrate chop loss
soxl closed at 12.98, but without chop loss it would have closed just above 13.40, if you compare it to SOXX since november 11. SOXX clcosed at the nov 11 highs but soxl didn't make it back.

in the bullish case the market gets crabbier over time. yet LETF bulls lose money all the way.

>> No.52844268

>>52843129

Screencap this: Crab through CPI and FOMC, hard dump next week, almost all the puts are expiring this Friday.

>> No.52844274

>>52844245
True. Though, keep in mind that staying unlevered means you've got to be johnny on the spot when it comes to the actual breakout (whether in SOXL or SOXS). If the chop loss is less than the leveraged gains you miss from the delay, the LETF approach still comes out ahead.

>> No.52844277

>>52844268
Reason why I say that is because options max pain for this week is 391 on SPY.

>> No.52844284

>>52844231
go on

>> No.52844287

>>52844245
yea its a bad environment for them when we crab. buying the bottom will be a good idea though

>> No.52844308

>>52844287
it's like i'm talking to morons. there's no bottom in a crab market. it bottoms 10 times. it can stay there for years.
if the fed isn't hiking after december, it means crabflation.
if they are hiking after december, it means this wasn't the bottom.
this market was inflated on 7 trillion of stimlus. it will not stay elevated without constant fuel.
LETFS are dead. or they should be . and if they're not it means the bottom hasn't happened yet.

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>>52844308
i doubt it

>> No.52844328

>>52844245
say the line chop skitzo!

>> No.52844332

>>52844308
crab markets arent just 0% everyday. theres gonna be some up and downs and since its "crab" it will be rangebound and easy to trade LETFs.

>> No.52844335

>>52844031
uhh it really, simply, depends with your strategy. there are very conservative-ish strategies with options, and then ultra high risk all-in-on-black tier options gambles. do you know exactly the terms for the strategy you were doing?

like, is "Covered Call" or "Long Put" anything that makes sense to you?

inb4 you were trading spreads or going naked

>>52844040
it depends. crypto can certainly be inherently more volatile, options just depends on the strategy

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>>52844284

ohm's law is a pretty cool thing. when used when looking simple circuits (the best kind), you can sometimes arrive at preposterously high numbers.

you can see in action the consequence of high and low numbers. when you have voltage and current, and little or no resistance, what do you get?

you get very high current. or rather you get infinite current. this is not really possible. or is it possible?

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>>52844328
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>> No.52844402

>>52844171
Plus tax

>> No.52844404

>>52844367
no because it burns wires eventually. wires have minuscule resistance but its still resistance so it will heat up eventually. wires are no perfectly without resistance but for most practical purposes they are so analysis it is negligible and ignored.

>> No.52844408

>>52844402
*plus tip

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>>52844404

yeah, if you use a DMM, you can measure the resistance of those cheap lab wires. you will get some sort of reading i bet. what are the implications of making the world's biggest and most dangerous "short"?

anyway to harness some mega fuckload of current/heat into anything? anyway to do that without vaporizing the earth? too much current would certainly destroy the earth. could ohm's law be used (dangerously) to power some mega rocketship?

>> No.52844527

>>52843221
Dying for money laundering is not much better than wage slaving two jobs and waiting for the markets to dump. Is it?

>>52843148
Normal like 500s

>> No.52844606

This thread is a danger for our democracy

>> No.52844614

>>52844423
ohms law isnt a physical law of reality like gravity, its an experimental law (or some other name, cant remember) that doesnt hold up under all cases. youll have to account for that.

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>>52844606

what u gonna do about it partner

>> No.52844684

>>52844614

yeah, well i'm trying to cheat here. i know that in resistive circuits, ohm's law does apply.

i know that on paper you can get to an absurd current. i'm looking to cheat, and arrive at the highest possible current that will not melt the earth or a any craft or outside load that it might be powering.

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52844687

Anons were entirely too comfortable betting on the Fed shitpost today. Hope you haven't been HOOKED. It's called the Fed shitpost for a reason. Line go all kinda way real hard and fast.
>>52844606
ur mum and her lesbian friends are a danger to my democracy

>> No.52844703

>>52843005
Lol how do you even find something like this

>> No.52844717

>>52843005
>Please help bring me my SSI home
Kek

>> No.52844770

>>52843927

> that suggests the market is not forward looking

It really isn't, and is often straight-up delusional. Soft landing was totally possible, but not when the bond market is screaming in Powell's ear to kill inflation "now now now!" and demanding a 2008 level recession. Only way to drop it back to 2% as fast as the bond market wants is massive spike in unemployment.

I suspect there will be a window between the Fed ceasing hiking and the market realizing the extent of the bankruptcies and job losses, where the market can pretend we've got a soft landing and giga-pump. Only after do we get the 'o shit' moment.

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52844786

So what's the best play when Powell starts speaking and the market is going all schizo before it picks a final direction for that day at least?

>> No.52844806
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52844806

Yields...

>> No.52844820

>>52844786
Buy 0DTE calls and puts beforehand and set standing orders for 2x the purchase price. Both will 2x.

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>>52844786
if powell is dovish

SOXL will go up 20%

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52844837

it just donned on me exactly how closely we're reliving the run-up to the 1929 crash

>> No.52844849

>>52844837
Didn't the market drop like 85% or some crazy shit

>> No.52844922

>>52844820
Fuck I only have 1day trade (yes, I'm a <25k poorfag) til Friday. I guess I need to buy them together like a strangle or buy them separately but let one expire worthless because if it just expires it doesn't count as a trade

>> No.52844925

>futures

mighty pumperinos

>> No.52844932

>>52844922
>he doesn't know about cash accounts
ngmi

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52844938

>futures literally havent moved since they opened
So let me get this the FED is in control of the stock market?

>> No.52844940

>>52844938
always has been

>> No.52844942

Im gonna go to bed, can someone mail me some rope if SOXL dumps below 12.50 tomorrow? I wont be able to afford it afterward

>> No.52844980

>>52844932
Of course I know about them, but it's a pain in the ass waiting for settlements and also I can't do certain spreads and shit

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holy FUCK natgas bros we fucking flying in premarket, gonna gap up again. good shit

>> No.52845136

Futures can’t even contain their excitement! We are going straight vertical.

This is gonna be the biggest up move of the year. It’s gonna be nuts.

Hope your bags are already loaded.

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>>52845088
Yeah I am thinkin that we may in fact be brap.....

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>>52845136
Until 4 hours from now then plummet, then back up to almost full the gap but won't. Then it depends on if Powell coomed last night and is in a good mood or not

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52845171

what the fuck is this fucking dogshit we going green into a CPI print?

>> No.52845178

>>52845158
There will be no drop. Not even a little bit. It’s going to be an explosive, buy everything, short covering bear slaughter fest.

>> No.52845180

I cant wait 7 hours for breakfast bros

>> No.52845181

>>52845151
My first time ever in smg just to say this one is going to go downhill quickly

Get it while it's good!!!!

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>>52845171
It's just cushion so when it doomps we'll be right back where we started

>> No.52845190

>>52845088
Where's that faggot which defended dcaing into leveraged bear ETFs and later bragged about his KOLD entry? I wonder how are things shaping up for him now...

>> No.52845224

>>52845190
If he hasn’t killed himself already he will when the market finishes the week with the largest percentage gain in history.

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>>52845171
CPI leaked Bobo
It came in cooling

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>>52845151
Bros my gf has a body like that.
I dont even have to imagine the smells

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>>52845231
>It came in cooling
imagine everybody bets on either up or down cpi but it comes in flat/unchanged

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>>52845181
go back before it's too late anon

>> No.52845339

>>52845254
Flat CPI is bullish, so is decreasing. So is increasing.

50bp is bullish, so is 75,

There is an absurd amount of institutional money buying back in for end of year. We are going sharply higher.

Don’t be long if you don’t believe me but absolutely don’t be short either. Shorts will be BTFO in the next week.

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>futures

>> No.52845391

>>52845339
>Flat CPI is bullish, so is decreasing. So is increasing.
it's only bullish if it comes in lighter than expected
a flat CPI will give us a big dump because it's not in an obvious downward trend.. increasing CPI is unironically limit down circuit breaker day

>> No.52845409

>>52845254
Crabbing till march 2023 would probably the result

>> No.52845428

>>52844938
jews are in control of the stock market so yes

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52845490

Don't worry, rabbi said not to fall for the bull trap this week, but you know they will, as usual. In other news, water is wet

>> No.52845503

>didnt all in on margin at the natgas bottom
FUCK WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY

>> No.52845547

Man I was so wrong, I didn't think NVIDIA could justify a p/e ratio above 70 with a massive drop in revenue and overstock. But here we go to 180 a share. Fuck

>> No.52845554

BTC at CME wicked to 18k

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52845570

A forecast for the American numbers?

>> No.52845573

>>52845554
bearish

>> No.52845585

Why are my oil stocks getting so fucked, they are cash flow machines who gives a shit about the oil price

>> No.52845602

>>52845585
thanks for the money!
20% in a week for me shorting oil stocks.

>> No.52845603

>>52845585

Because oil traders think a fuck-hueg crash is coming. Go chart the price heading into 2008. They think that's about to happen again.

>> No.52845612

>>52845602
>>52845585
ive been trading oil stocks for ~7 years and they always do this. you should have asked WHY they have been so divorced from oil price for the past months. that usually never happens and it was a huge historical anomaly to decouple like that.

>> No.52845630

>>52845603
That is next week, this week we party

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52845675

Can't wait for all the bulls here get heemed this week then go "lol I was just pretending to trick you into buying" same as last Powell speech.

>> No.52845726

Why is 99% of finance media pushing a big bullish narrative this week? They are basically pushing big call options into cpi and fervor buying

Why do they want everyone going max long after a 0.2% difference in some dumb number that's probably inaccurate

>> No.52845750

>>52845726
why do you need fourth parties to tell you what to think. Every indicator is bullish. the only thing slightly bearish is a rising wedge on eurusd that translates into a falling wedge on the dxy.

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Same old fake market. Little drop then giga chad pump. When will this fake market just drop properly for once

>> No.52845791

>>52845726
>why do wolves want to lead pigs into slaughterhouses

gee dunno anon

>> No.52845799
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>futures pump pre market
this was followed by a mega dump every time this year

>> No.52845813

>>52845726
probably because they managed to sell alot of puts

>> No.52845818

>>52845750
I remember the massive bullish narrative in the summer false pump too. I'm not looking at the facade of the narrative but wondering why financial media is pushing so much bullishness.

By definition bullishness is priced into markets. I wonder why the media and industry wants to build bullish sentiment not that I believe it.

>> No.52845854

>>52845818
summer was an obvious consolidation. diamond bottom on the daily. might translate into double top on higher time frames down the road, but we aint yet at the top, and there is still a small mid term bearish chance, but after today, its gone

>> No.52845865

So I’m all in 0dte puts and short calls. Am I fucked?

>> No.52845888

>>52845865
futures dont really mean anything, but probably for other reasons.

>> No.52845923

>>52845865
>PPI came in higher
>wage growth around 7% higher
>jobless claims still multi decade low
trust in the consoomer for higher inflation bobro

>> No.52845925 [DELETED] 

what /smg/ thoughts about RLC? It good coin with digital oil. Digital oil needed for cloud computes on block chain

>> No.52845933

>>52845888
Didn’t the data come out at 5:30

>> No.52845946
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its been about 5 years now, been thinking about her lately bros.

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52845954

I guess they're going for the kill now, did Caroline spill the beans?

>> No.52845957

>>52845925
digital oil you say? im calling up cheney to assemble a team.
>>52845933
no clue, but if the data was good it would be higher than a measly 0.4%. can go either way still.

>> No.52845973

Need I remind mumus that we have yet to break out of the major bearish channel this year and that every time the S&P tags the 200 day we go for another leg down.

>> No.52845986

>>52845933
it will come out in 2 hours.
what you see now are retards front running the print because muh analysts are bullish

>> No.52845988

>>52845954
i mean, fucking with rich people's money is the surest way to get into ass-pound-me prison, and it looked willful/with intent based on their backdoor investment trading

why the fuck would you EVER do that trading bullshit on deposits if you werent planning on bouncing quickly under fake identity is beyond me. total retards that were probably high on drugs the whole time

>> No.52845996

>>52845973
>technical analysis
works until it doesnt. total bullshit

>> No.52846000

>>52845986
you realize oil has been down over November. Germans even managed to print a negative inflation growth mom. Hedgies are closing their puts is what is currently "pumping" futures

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>futures

>> No.52846004

>UK UNEMPLOYMENT CHANGE ACTUAL 30.5K (FORECAST 3.5K, PREVIOUS 3.3K)
lol, talk about a miss

>> No.52846009

>>52845986
Oh okay. So I’ll get fully blasted later got it thanks

>> No.52846026

>>52846004
A bit more data on this:
>UK Jobless Claims Change Nov: 30.4K (prevR -6.4K)
>-UK Payrolled Employees Monthly Change Nov: 107K (est 42K; prev 74K)
>UK Payrolled Employees Monthly Change Nov: 107K (est 42K; prev 74K)
The UK is fucked, inflationary recession

>> No.52846043

>>52846000
puts were closed during last trading hour yesterday why would we have a +1.5% close otherwise

>> No.52846045

>>52842668
People who say finna are trailer trash.

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>>52846004
>UK
>relevant

>> No.52846062

>>52846052
U.K. is pretty relevant seen as it’s one of the biggest economies in the world and the city of London is the home of the banking elites

>> No.52846067

Do option trades affect the underlying? Part of me thinks it shouldnt in theory, but in practice there probably is some delta neutral fuckery going on where institutions cover by buying and selling shares and not just trading the derivatives when the options are traded

>> No.52846068

>>52845946
i still have dreams about the one from 20 years ago. it never gets better. i'm bearish on my mental health.

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>>52845954
yeah he's either just the fall guy or a fed. institutions want control of crypto as with all things. they say he's been arrested but there is no proof. thing is with most events 99.9% of people never even know what happens
>epstein dead? you dont know
>ukraine funding/arms supply? you dont even know where it goes or what is being embezzled
>twitter, musk, Ye? you dont know what is happening

rich and powerful people are sometimes against each other but they are all against the plebs together. smoke and mirrors and cattle to the slaughter every time

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>>52846062
>home of the banking elites
not their home,never will be

>> No.52846078

>>52846070
what makes you think I'm not a fed, anon?

>> No.52846079

>>52846062
there's no way london is considered a bigger financial hub than america...

>> No.52846081

Bullbros is it a scam pump ? im scared

>> No.52846085

>>52846079
America is just like a science experiment to then to see how fat you can make a human being with corn syrup

>> No.52846101

>>52846085
and the UK is now a colony of india with an extensive list of failed leadership and trade union destruction sending them at fullspeed into garbagecan nation territory

>> No.52846104

>futures

Jesus did CPI get leaked out?

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>>52846078

We're all feds here, fren.

>> No.52846111

>>52846000
>you realize oil has been down over November.
oil might be down but what about other goods? food? services? did the price decrease? or did the consumer pay for higher prices? they have higher wages and (still) a job and still excess savings and/or still go into further credit debt which is also not really bullish looking forward.
nobody knows shit just flip a coin today and go long/short

>> No.52846121

New

>>52846118
>>52846118

>> No.52846125

>>52846078
even if you were you are still in the dark. just a boot sent out to collect firewood

>> No.52846134

>>52846067
110% they affect the underlying. people do exercise options from time to time, after all, contracts are agreements to buy and sell things. just having the potential to do this or that can make a world of differencd in the present

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Kek, I may not be the smartest dude but hey when I can knock my c.c down to very small (under 300) (thus pay lower interest fees) and still jack my divvy past my target for the year (w/more to come via KHC and KO paying out later) I count that all as a win to me.

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>>52846001
I will do a business company one day, maybe.

>> No.52846232

>>52844614
M8 that was eye opening, honestly. Please, DO go on..

>> No.52846279

>>52846111
Oil is the determining factor, food included

>> No.52846702

wen CPI lads

>> No.52847212

>>52846702
nvm it's out, 7.1%
Well below last month's 7.7%, and even below the expected 7.3%