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SBF ARRESTED!!!!!!!

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-ftx-ceo-bankman-fried-arrested-bahamas-official-2022-12-12/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

>> No.52840366

Kikek

>> No.52840371

>>52840360
OH NO NO NO NO NO
WU HAHAHAHA AHAH
HA

>> No.52840467

>>52840360
He will get a slap on the wrist or ebsteened. Or he will go to (((prison))) like maxwell

>> No.52840481

he's just a kid who made a mistake. 1 month in juvenile detention sounds fair

>> No.52840671

>>52840467
>list all outcomes
>IT'LL BE ONE OF THESE GUYS SCREENCAP THIS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

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>>52840360
Dead by dawn for sure

>> No.52840720

>>52840687
This. He was a mossad/CIA pawn all along. And those usually don't live very long once their usefulness is deemed over.

>> No.52840738

>>52840360
sweet

>> No.52840749

>>52840687

This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>> No.52840760

According to sources familiar with the situation

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Sticky this faggot jannie retards .

Posting in epic sticky

>> No.52840998 [DELETED] 

>>52840360
So this loser tried to get into the rich club in group by donating tons of money. Simply being rich isnt enough to be part of the club and now he is supposedly penniless? Or was he using other peoples money? Sauce?