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GET THE FUCK IN HERE
source?
>>52839751https://twitter.com/tier10k/status/1602446984090107905
>>52839743DB, the most reliable news source.
>>52839751
False and homosexual.
What about fucking Caroline? Fucking tackle her and put her in flex cuffs! We know she is in Manhattan!
>>52839761Based
>>52839743OY VEY
>>52839761I cant reeed
THIS IS NOT OKAY!THIS IS LITERALLY ANTISEMITISM! THE US AND ISRAEL HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW!
>>52839743yaaaaay /biz/ got its human sacrifice in the end, go you
Any videos of the arrest?
>>52839778>What about fucking Caroline?the bitch is in Soho getting vegan lqbtq+ and ESG comfortable smoothies because she ratted out on SBF
finally. let's what happen next
>>52839778Do you think her squirrel pussy is creaming at the thought of Sam being a felon now?
>>52839743He said he was sorry
>>52839743Penthouse cell for 6 months
>>52839743I told you fucking idiots.
Extradite his ass and put him in GITMO so we can fucking figure out everything he knows!
I WENT ALL IN ON THAT BET NO ARREST EOYWTF KIKE BROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52839778Who do you think spent the last two weeks ratting him out to the Feds?
>>52839756Seems fake, they actually call him SBF.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbFZVYwrL4
>>52839778They need to pin the weasel
>>52839743long
>>52839814First pic looks like she's wearing a trashbag
>>52839850>get scamwicked by sbf as hes getting put into handcuffs one last timepottery, also how exactly do you bet on this?
>>52839743Put me in the screencap
>>52839756ITS HAPOOOOONING SAY THANK YOU MAJESTIC CHINKAMAN
>>52839857Can you stop posting that trash video, nobody has clicked on it, and nobody will.You're actually more annoying than the crypto Indian bots, at least they don't try to hide that they are shilling something!
Lamao just noticed, he now can’t testify
>>52839814She’s gonna be nasty looking when she’s older, more than she is now
>>52839743Fuckin finally
>>52839756>>52839761so your source is twitter? last time twitter said he was arrested a few days after ftx shut down too. then sbf was spotted in a grocery store.
>>52839743Quick ban OP this is ANTI SEMITISM!!!
>>52839787public school pleb, kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK MY BUSSYYY
>>52839743Why didn' this fucker flee to Israel when he had the chance?
I thought he was too busy?
>>52839778>What about fucking CarolineShe’s already been fucked
>>52839814Pic was taken like 4 blocks from the U.S. Attorney's Office.That's why.
>>52839743And on that day, crypto began to heal. The demon has been restrained.
Oof. I mean good but this isn't really bullish for our shitcoins. I mean you know how it works. Now media will be juicing on this topic (cryptoFRAUDSTER ARRESTED, MORE REGULATION COMING, DANGERS OF CRYPTO, INNOCENTS LOST BILLIONS AND COMMITTED SUICIDE ETC).
>>52839978gonna be busy getting filled with Tyrone's cock now
>>52839743Is he going to face charges or is he going to throw goyim money at some politicians and be let go?
SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52840031speak for yourself you stupid piece of shit, the dump will be glorious, i will literally buy up all of your bitcoin when you sell at the bottom when BTC hits $3k
>>52839978He about to be bussy.
>>52839743Posting in epic (gay) thread
HERE WE GO
>>52840047What money? They froze everything and he only has like 100k available he said.
Sam is clearly innocent. I can't believe we STILL live in a world with so much injustice and prejudice.
>your honor, my client did it all for the nookie
>>52840083>he said
>>52840074oops forgot linkhttps://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-arrested-in-the-bahamas-after-us-files-criminal-charges.html
>>52839814Facially speaking, she is one of the ugliest wretches i have ever seen
>>52840066kek
>>52839743STICKY THIS SHIT JANNIES
>>52839743>sbf arrested>binance fud threads stoppedReally makes you think
Seems like for the weeks he was walking around free he was incriminating himself constantly, so maybe the prosecutor was just waiting until he gave them enough rope to hang him.
why, did the big guys lose their investments?
>>52839743>due to testify Dec 13>oops just a cohencidence goy
>>52840044Mutts law
>>52840166he's going to get suicided now lol
>>52840155Checked and keked.
How about arresting the other jew Samir al-Haid.
>>52840154
>>52839820This is fucking disgusting. Have some decorum and some goddamn respect for your mother at the FUCKING dinner table…I’ll have you know, I always doubted your legitimacy as my son.
>>52840083>yes goy believe me... it's just $100k... now I'm poor... like youyou never learn
dont worry trump will bail him out and extradite him to israel
>>52839787SER DO NOT REEED I REPEAT DO NOT REEED SER
>>52840159I think his political donations bought him enough time to wean him off the worst of the drugs before he's unfree. That would be my major concern if I was as spun as SBF.And now time's up.
you can (not) play with other peoples' money
RISE LUNCHADS. TODAY WE MOON.
>>52840251Wait why??? Please respond and don’t leave me hanging
>>52840258suspected that he trashed LUNA. DK kinda threw him under the bus on twitter.
>>52840020Then she shouldn't be in public like that, SBF is going to have his parents ask the Clintons to take her out.
>>52839743> bahamasLiterally just going to ask for a fee then release him
>>52839743>'The charges, officer?'
Actual Bahamian here. The news is real, and it's HUGE in our local news right now.https://twitter.com/OurNewsRev/status/1602453063582752768https://mobile.twitter.com/ewnewsbahamas/status/1602445293445939200https://mobile.twitter.com/GuardianNassau/status/1602454243008561152https://mobile.twitter.com/ZNSBahamas242/status/1602449106730893314Holy shit. Everyone is buzzing about this over here. We're all waiting to see if any corrupt politicians/authority figures over here are gonna get exposed in this mess
>>52839743cool, but how did this get past the whole Clinton cult he was involved with? i thought he has special J protection?
Looks like confimed by US as well USA Damian Williams: Earlier this evening, Bahamian authorities arrested Samuel Bankman-Fried at the request of the U.S. Government, based on a sealed indictment filed by the SDNY. We expect to move to unseal the indictment in the morning and will have more to say at that time.https://twitter.com/SDNYnews/status/1602451395910803457?
>>52840279Not gonna happen
>>52840281im guessing itll be tax evasion, laundering, or drug trafficking
wait that's tomorrow
>>52840276That doesn’t mean we moon though. Fuck you :( these designer bags are heavy
>>52839743it's illegal to arrest a jewthe u.s. will bomb the bahamas back to the stone agewhere are my skyking bros to track the inbound b-2's?
>>52839877im wheezing
I can't believe we actually arrested him. I was seriously convinced that he had enough 'protection' where it wouldn't get to this point, at least while he was hereNot gonna lie to you bros, this is extra-exciting to me. I'm not used to our country getting worldwide attention for anything other than getting rekt by hurricanes
so wait was he just arrested before he was going to have to testify before congress?LMAO
>>52840355I really want this to be a case of they were just letting this guy dig his own grave over the last few weeks. It just couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy
>>52839889I take its the same betting site that had bets on what sbf’s next tweet would be when he was doing all that >what>h>aEtc fagottry kek
>>52840389Are you really Bahamian? Prove it by saying the name of the prison he's going to in Bahamian slang
>>52839927She's already nasty as fuck. Totally fugly chick from the get go.
>>52839743I hope this is true, and I hope they fucked him up doing it
>>52840180“Suicided” kek
>>52840291I enjoyed my visit to your beautiful country.
>>52840355a call to testify for congress is being done over twitter? fucking americucks
>>52840365lunc won't moon but all of crypto will. sbf the king demon is slain
>>52840392The uniparty doesn’t want him to testify, they will ghislaine maxwell him to hide the political connections
>>52840406BDOC (Bahamas Dept of Corrections)
God damn, it's real? We got a multibillionaire jew in prison?
>>52840281Impersonating an officer, fraud, reckless driving and lying to the sheriff
>>52840431Or you might mean Fox Hill, we like to call out that one too
>>52840420this,i love the water
>>52839743nothing personnel sam
>>52839949https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/sam-bankman-fried-arrested-bahamas-set-prompt-extradition
>>52840482Is that Tinny?
>>52839927Do you ever wonder where movies and literature got the witch stereotype from? Honestly just a different hairstyle, one with bangs and a nose job would probably fix most of it.
>>52840463ahhh okay my fellow dred.
I'm so happy rn brosThank god this fucker is finally getting toastedFucking thief!
>>52840389They did it so he won’t speak you dumb test tube baby. He’s at the crux of stealing a US election. Try thinking
I hope he gets his veggie ass raped by a group of the blackest niggest niggers in the prison
>>52840406Also just to be clear, based on what I'm reading it serms like he's just being arrested for the US to deal with him so technically I don't think he'll be in our prison. Just in custody at a police station until he's handed over to US authorities, it seems
>>52840389He does have protection. But we will go through a circus to feel like justice was served. He'll stay in some resort for 2 years and be released.
>>52840422Twitter is the lefts theatre everything is fake on there for them. She did the same charade for GME
>>52839743oh well, ill miss all these binance-fud threads
>>52840422You have to realize how incredibly fucking stupid Maxine Waters is. Not that she wrote that tweet, but her staffers are cut from the same cloth.Even among federal politicians, she is scum of the highest order. Sheila Jackson Lee level.
SBFbros... it's over>>52839778The weasel will never be pinned again.
>>52840539Based.
>>52840474Try Honduras water the best I’ve ever seen and felt
>>52840488should have gone to Russia and left with his freedom and a few hundred mil.
who here looking forward to court kino surrounding this?
>>52839743This stunt was pulled in order to keep him from facing tough questioning in front of Congress tomorrow. His media tour was to contaminate any potential jury pool. He will either hang himself or walk away free. Cap this post.
>>52840666checked and it will give me something to watch during workI heard the former rabbi Bill Clinton is going to be on his defense team
So he fucked her all those times, but now she is fucking him?
>>52839751It’s real. Even the Jewish media is talking about it. Finally a happening.https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/12/business/ftx-sam-bankman-fried-bahamas.html
Kenny is stretching before entering into the pitch
>SBF doesn't get arrestedITS ALL A CONSPIRACY, I KNEW IT>SBF gets arrestedITS ALL A CONSPIRACY, I KNEW IT
>>52839846Digits and he gets Epsteined.
>>52840291>We're all waiting to see if any corrupt politicians/authority figures over here are gonna get exposed in this messHmmmmm I wonder if they got paid off. What are the odds they DIDN'T get paid off??Nice of your government to arrest him. Now Sam can't testify in front of the US Congress!p.s. don't forget Sam's parents
dubs and SBF confirms tomorrow he fabricated GME shares
>>52840474Yup best water in the world, especially in the south. You can actually see the bottom from a plane 35,000 feet above.
>>52839743yknow for such a big amount of money there sure is a small amount of attention given to this case
>>52840783When he gets suicided that's when us schizos know we were right yet again.
>>52840375Big if true.
>>52840144sure she's not the best looking, but she actually looks alright imo. i'd pick her over some social media thot.
>>52840323based Playoff Damien
>>52840789>>52840555Already happened
Yuru posting in future sticky. Do you job jannie faggots
>>52839817With what money?Filled bankruptcy, FTX get hacked minutes after, Bilions are missing, given more than a month's time to destroy all evidence with co-suspects who are all still free and Now he gets arrested?
>>52839787ZOOM AND ENHANCE
>Damn just after he said was going to start up FTX 2. How Will I make it now?
holy based if we are lucky jamal's cousin lost money on "dem cryptos" and will teach him a lesson
>>52839743this retard dug his own grave by giving interviews everyday for weeks
>>52840370Can you imagine the emotional damages and lawsuits the jews are going to start.U.S taxpayers will be paying and apologizing for the next 50 generations of jews if they jail this cunt
>>52839743>[DB] SBF Charged With Wire Fraud, Wire Fraud Conspiracy, Securities Fraud, Securities Fraud Conspiracy and Money Laundering: NYTOof it's over. He will spend the next 6 months in a low security resort... i mean jail.
>>52841011I bett Court will be behind closed doors, won't be a Johhny Depp show kids, nothing to see here move on!
literally who?
SBFBros... his parents don't deserve this! They didn't do anything fucking WRONG!https://nypost.com/2022/12/12/sam-bankman-frieds-parents-fear-his-legal-fees-will-wipe-them-out/>The law professor parents of disgraced FTX boss Sam Bankman-Fried reportedly fear the family will go broke while paying for his defense against mounting litigation. Joseph Bankman and Barbara Fried — both well-known figures at Stanford University — have stayed with their ex-billionaire son in the Bahamas for more than a month as he faces a firestorm over FTX’s sudden collapse. The parents “have told friends that their son’s legal bills will likely wipe them out financially,” the Wall Street Journal reported on Monday, citing sources close to the family.
>>52840540imagine being a jewand then jewing everyoneand being likedont be antisemitic guysand then expecting everyone to be okimagine thatcrazy when you think about it
where the fuck is trab hiding?
>>52839778They keep trying to send cops to arrest her but every time she's cornered she lets out a hiss and a rodent pheromone squirt and presents her rectum and the cops are powerless but to fuck her for hours until all their muscular glucose is depleted and they helplessly watch as she consumes them for energy.
The same crooked prosecutors who filed charges against St. Jeffrey Epstein are the ones who filed charges against SBF. Maybe SDNY is making up for their past sins.
>>52839814>top ten anime betrayals
>>52840783jej
>>52841447Kek
>>52840860You're a dumb retarded blind faggot. Stop watching porn.
>>52841447More. Now.
>>52840783Let's see if he gets away with a slap on the wrist
>>52840860KEK I thought I've read it all
>>52840860>she actually looks alrightwhy are you lying on the internet?
I swear SBF was a plant so more regulations can be brought to crypto.Everything is too ridiculous for it to have occurred "naturally"
>>52840896>with what moneyWhat makes you think he hired Maxwell's lawyer
Turns out, the Chosen People's don't take kindly to fraud.
>>52839814disgusting pig
>>52839778She is queen Jew and likely threw the other autistic Jew under the bus for not sharing profits with Israel.
>>52841447Did you really have to go and write this
>>52840083>he only has like 100k available he said>he said
>>52842041That's one of the goals, it's a mutli-play plan, and all outcomes are win/win for them
>>52839820kek
>>52840161nah, they were told to get their money out. The arrest is just a show to stop the cattle ((you)) from making a noise. Sadly, this story will drag out for years and people will lose interest. However, It'll be finny watching /biz/let and plebbitor bagholders seething and spouting /pol/ tier conspiracies.
>>52842307> /pol/ tier conspiracies why the fuck do you even come here? just kill yourself and call it a day.
How did this moron not go somewhere without extradition?
>>52840095
>>52840083>crypto>billions>geniusyeah lets pretend this dude couldn't just hide a few million (minimum) and memorize 24 words. kek
>>528423864cuck is no longer your secret little club. Every plebbitor, twitter loser, tik-toker visits this place now.
>>52841299you must be new here
kikes faggot ass parents are accessory to this parasite goblin faggot jew lynch them all put them in epstein cell and turn off the cameras fucking piece of shit kikes
>>52840999Jews jew jews all the time. This time is no difference.
I got bets that He gets clapped tonight before he goes and testifies
>>52839743The charges officer?
>>52842447He said he was sorry.
>>52839814I've been there. That place is pretty fantastic.
>>52839743Have you ever coomed so much you coomed inside a coom? Because that's what I just did.
>>52839743He literally did nothing wrong. Are we really still fucking on this?
>>52839743If this guy isn't jailed for life we live in a dystopian clown world and all resistance is permitted.
>>52839743He's lucky he didn't get murdered or kidnapped and brutally tortured by some disgruntled poor soul who lost his life savings, let's just keep it at that.
>>52841447
Bahamianon again, not sure if my ip changedI just read the press release from the Royal Bahamas Police ForceIt said that SBF was arrested at his apartment complex located in Albany, Nassau, Bahamas. He was arrested by our Financial Crimes Investigation Unit (FICU) in reference to - direct quote here - "various financial offences against laws of the United States, which are also against laws of the Commonwealth of the Bahamas"He was taken into custody without incident and will appear in Magistrate Court, Nassau, Bahamas on Tuesday 13th December 2022.It's gonna be a huge media circus at that court tomorrow, can't wait to see it
>>52843384can't wait. cya tomorrow anon
Dubs and SBF is Epstein'd in jail this month.
>>52843413Maybe not this month, but he's definitely definitely going to "commit suicide" at some point, he knows way too much. They'll want to give it time for the normies to get distracted by something else, my guess is he's got until spring before he gets strangled to death with a bedsheet.
>>52842447I'm assuming he's bribed the fuck out of Bahamas government, Bahamas coconut SEC, and law enforcement officials. This has to be a part of the defense strategy to keep him from having to lie to the US Congress.
>>52840540house arrestno PC for 20 yearsmid-range mansionscreenshot thiseven this captcha says so
>>52842447Because for some reason idiots think they're safe in the Bahamas.>hey let me just hide out in this tiny little shit island right off the coast of the USA. Surely no one will be able to get me here!Snowden was the only one smart enough to GTFO to Russia
>>52843603>Because for some reason idiots think they're safe in the BahamasYou can literally see lights from Florida at night from one of our islands, plus our economy is mostly tourism-based and Americans are the majority of tourists hereBetween those two things, I don't know how anyone could think they're safe from US law over hereI don't know exactly what our government plans on doing with SBF, but one thing I'm sure of is they won't do anything to piss off the US goverment
>>52840860>i'd pick her over some social media thot.You're deranged
>>52842530cool, well that doesn't excuse the gay nigger faggotry. this place was never secret you dumb fucking kike faggot.
I said this from The first day frx fell… 60 million dollars in donations to politcical parties wasn’t going to be enough. Greedy kyke
>>52843057Kek
>>52839788It can't be true. Not even in The Bahamas would police arrest a Jew.
>>52843384If that's true it would be one of those arrests where they put the cuffs on him for 1 minute and take them off, then snort a couple lines with the guy, trying not to laugh and blow the coke everywhere.
>>52840896 His parents money. They are telling their friends that his legal defense is going to break them.
>>52839870underrated comment kek
>>52843733Caroline Ellison is the thinking man's choice>High IQ so babies will be high IQ>Not too good looking, so she will be loyal>Rich parents with a powerful network ensures offspring inducted into elite>Good at intrigue, so will do whatever it takes to make sure her babies get aheadMeanwhile all you ICP buying MAGAtards are going for the 70 IQ blonde with fake silicone tits, who cant even read. This is why you cannot build wealth and IQ level across generations. The thinking man goes for Caroline Ellison
>>52845081What a long winded way to say you've never pleasured a woman
>>52839817this can't be real
>>52840444his entire valuation was fake
>>52845081Based.t. twink bussy enjoyer
>>52839743BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>52845081>Not too good looking, so she will be loyaldidn't she backstab fraudman and was part of a polycule aka fucked everyone around?
i cant believe sbf did all those spaces and no one asked about carolines grippy
>>52839743JEW HEREI work for the ministry of finance and this thread needs SHUTTING DOWN!
>>52845647MODS
>>52839743Congrats on this, really
>>52843603>>52843713There’s very few places in the world where America can’t reach.
>>52840666unfortunately federal cases aren't televised which is FUCKING BULL
>>52840044I know you're illiterate, but Sam BANKMAN-FRIED, is not white. fr fr no cap homie, dont make me finna bus ya upside ya hed
(((They))) will never let this fat failure of a kike talk. As others have said, he will hang himself after doing a backflip off his cot, be extradited to Israel, forced to undergo facial reconstruction surgery, and live out his life in peace and shame. The weasel will have media campaign after media campaign run about how much of a fantastic philanthropist she is. If you say anything negative about her, you will be instantly thought of as a right wing nut due to media programming. We can't win against a stacked deck while still playing by their rules.
>>52841174aw it doesn't sound as fun for them as getting $15million villas, what a shame
>>52839743put me in the screenshot
He probably just got arrested to make all the pissed off investors calm down. He'll use his connections and lawyers to weasel out of this and they'll release him quietly when shit dies down. These people are above the law.
>>52840860Lmao no, you're delusional.
Reuters has been all over this.
>>52840444Lol its for his protection. Theyre not actually gonna do a damn thing to him. Screencap this
>>52840389>I was seriously convinced that he had enough 'protection' where it wouldn't get to this point,Who would? You can't brush aside something this big that has gone public.
>>52845081>Not too good looking, so she will be loyal>fell for the ugly = not promiscuous meme>Meanwhile all you ICP buying MAGAtards are going for the 70 IQ blonde with fake silicone tits, who cant even read>fell for the there are women who can think meme
>>52840574Remember that time Sheila Jackson lee was giving an interview and was talking about Apolo 13 landing on Mars. when asked if she meant the Mooms she became indignant and insisted it was Mars. Journalist corrected her in the article and afterwards she accused them of racismYou really cant make this shit up, thats our leaders and we're allowing it
>>52839743Two more weeks.
>>52840291Nigger
This is seriously messed up. How many times does he have to say he's sorry before they get it through their thick heads? Haven't they ever messed up before? They should understand how he's feeling and show a little bit of compassion.
>>52843333Checked
>>52839814>she ratted out on SBFhe blamed the collapse on her first. she only repaid the favour
>>52845496It's very real. Article released today from Reuters mentions him specifically.https://www.reuters.com/legal/bankman-fried-appear-bahamas-court-us-unveil-charges-2022-12-13/
>>52847082This is just more proof that the US judicial system is antisemetic
>>52847606Are you a paypig who has the access to full article?
>>52839927I've heard just like the eyes, the grip never ages. So she's safe.
The funniest part of this saga is how /biz/ called SBF out for being a kike for literal years. I've seen threads dismissing their entire operation because of their semitic roots literally years ago, along with the flurry of photoshopped pics of his beautiful bride to be (who'll soon be raped in jail by niggers).Typically after these types of collapses we have various anons who come here crying about their losses, but I haven't seen that yet with FTX.
>>52848151/pol/, and /biz/, by extension is always right.
>>52848151I mean, Jews are all over finance. You can't really avoid them in banking/investing. He was unique in that he looked like a legitimately autistic, retarded slob, and turned out to be so.
>>52845081>>>Not too good looking, so she will be loyalvirgin moment
>>52839778Lol, wasn't proved she was only a couple of blocks away from the Feds? The weasel has turned the tables.
>>52840488>The 'Simple Jack' defenseLMAO
>>52848225>>52848151I would be surprised if anyone who regularly posts here lost any money to FTX>with ___ you ____
>>52845081>High IQBruh, she was lower IQ than your average /biz/ user.
>>52848017https://archive.vn/9ap64there you go, in a spoon just like you like it
So what's his defense going to be? Continue to play dumb?
>>52849416So the article doesn't say anything about SBF hiring Maxwell's lawyer, and it was shitposting as usual - thanks.
>>52849428>your honor, my client already said he's sorry, what more do you want?
anyone have a list of the companies that sucked him off after FTX imploded?
"Financial inclusion"Why do they have to make everything cool become gay
>>52849428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HTd4Um1m4
>>52839743he didnt do anything wrong tho lol...
>>52850836Post nose with timestamp
>>52839814She is literally part rodent so I'm not sure what Sam expected.
>>52840420I see a piglet but no parentsI see a SINGLE baby rabbit and only one parentI see a cub but one parentRIP
>>52839743Is this real life or just fantasy?
>>52840375Kek. Potatoes pictures.
>>52840858Super kek, my sides have you seen them?
>>52845081>no stop losses (in crypto I agree)> elementary school mathThough in reality, it wasn't hard, just proved you needed connections