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Hello, I want to become corrupt so I have a question.
I know that American politicans are bought by lobbyists, so which one is the best one to invest in?

>> No.52839076

>>52839059
oil probably, but you dont get it. you cant just be corrupt and immediately go into politics. you have to go to harvard or princeton first and conduct a few satanic rituals with members. if you want to be corrupt at a low level you should look into dealing drugs

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52839078

>>52839059
it probably depends on what kind of corruption. they all have their specialties

>> No.52839096

>>52839076
How about I buy your colleges?

>> No.52839105

>>52839059
to become corrupt, you need to become important enough for someone to bribe you. if you bribe someone else, you are part of the corruption, but not corrupt yourself imo

>> No.52839138

>>52839096
You don't have enough money. The United States has an infinite amount of the thing you believe is money, and the whole point of this ponzi scheme is that eveybody is too stupid to figure out the basic premise of this system.
Even if you think by giving americans hundreds of thousands, or millions, billions or trillions and buying their properties or businesses that you now control those, you don't. When the time comes they'll rugpull everybody that isn't American (who knows what they'll define that as) and just use gold for awhile before winning another war and doing it again.