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>> No.52834954
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Post Jeromes.

>> No.52834955
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what's the most money you've lost and did you ever make it back?

>> No.52834958
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i fell for the hype
and bought a hot spac
but now my best play
is smoking some crack

>> No.52834969
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>taps mic

>> No.52834970

I just want to be the bond king

>> No.52834971

down 70k this year
i'll eventually make it back with a real job

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>> No.52834988

crack is expensive. if you lost money on a spac you couldnt afford it.

>> No.52835005

so far im down like 9k. also my room is clean as fcuk jbp so no need to cry about it

>> No.52835012

Just sold everything. Waiting for FED meeting to see if it bounces or not. This market is going to get obliterated next year. There will be no winners. Even oil stocks will get decimated. Fed going to hike to over 5% and keep it there. GET OUT on the next bounce

>> No.52835023

I dropped 15k on LUKOY during the Russian dip, still waiting to see if Citibank screws me.

>> No.52835029

Basically, RBLX, ticker RBLX:xnys always pumps with the market, today it pumped but market is only neutral to barely positive, so I think RBLX is jumping the gun and thereby foreshadowing the market itself.

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Woke up, saw all the hedgies buying puts, saw VIX go insane, bought 5k more SPY puts. Don't actually care what JP has to say at all, we're dead on the 2008 crash trajectory and nothing but a rate cut to 0 stops it.

>> No.52835045

based 1488 white christmas

>> No.52835046
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Bedeviled egg! Adversary of Logos, repugnant perverter of thought, word, and basic human decency -- Can you not see that your immature and cowardly flight from yourself, your accursed "anonymity" threatens to sever the very fabric of our tenuous modern milieu? You, hyperbolic hatemonger, are manifesting malignity appropriate only for an endtime. Bloody hell, that is where we are headed. The apocalypse! You, malignant rat, externalize your extreme unmedicated psychopathic dark tetrad traits, and act out your undiagnosed autism spectrum disorder and it's we, the pro-social open majority who pay the price. Do you have the vaguest comprehension what wrath will be wrought when you wretched anti-Semitical werewolves have your way with the blessed, supple virgin that is our hard-won democracy?! Machiavellian vermin, go and find some other site to sully! Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice, idiot ideologue of Dunning-Kruger-deranged hatred and hostility -- I straighten my back and take my meds in bitter, eternal opposition to you and your despicable, damnable, Hell-doomed ilk! And mark my words, if there is a just God, you and your Holocaust-denying co-conspirators WILL go to Hell. May you be devoured by The Archetypal Dragon and may I ever be rid of you interminably abominable, shadow-possessed, snake-tongued TRADERS!

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>> No.52835052
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In the end, both the doomers and the melt up fags will be disappointed. This is financial advice.

>> No.52835058

he has the tool, and he knows how to use it

>> No.52835060
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15k and yes

>> No.52835067
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I dropped 1k on LUKOY during the Putin Plunge. It was a gamble. We just have to wait and see Anon.

>> No.52835070
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rates are already near the projected peak and will be coming down from next year what are you smoking fedboy

>> No.52835077

I need to poop and they're still working on my plumbing. I'm about to go get dressed for the gym just to poop

>> No.52835092

$22k on TQQQ but I'll make it back here in a bit when the meltup commences

>> No.52835100

how's the TBLT bags, boyo

>> No.52835106
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We're going to give back all of this tomorrow aren't we

>> No.52835110

You fucking pathetic goyim don't understand. Markets don't capitulate until 6-12 months AFTER rates peak. Enjoy your ride off the cliff while I sit comfortably in cash and collect 4.8% interest monthly

>> No.52835113

Up 4% today :)

>> No.52835115

>Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice
It's funnier if you read this in Peterson's kermit the frog voice.

>> No.52835119

>near projected peak
According to who? Literally every fed official has said they’re not stopping rate hikes and we’re getting another massive one in 2 days that will help lead to more mass layoffs going into next year. Hell I just lost one of my jobs this past week.

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>> No.52835126

Gazprom is my downfall, dropped 4 k in it

>> No.52835132

Any chance of dump?

>> No.52835133
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Based cooked Russ poster.

>> No.52835138

My biggest loss this year was like $3000 on SAVA puts in September. They would have printed in October but I just wanted my money for other more confident plays that printed and made back more than I lost. Still hate that company and know it's going to $0 but I'm done with playing biopharm outside of LABU puts whenever it pumps

>> No.52835140
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no u

>> No.52835144
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Are you spooked yet?

>> No.52835147

oil chads


>> No.52835168

Already took profit on oil can dump it to 69$ to reload again? Thanks brandon

>> No.52835169
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I am now back to where I was Thursday.

>> No.52835172
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Jerome is going to fuck the market this week, because it is his last chance to do so before the FOMC gets a noticeably more dovish composition in 2023.

>> No.52835173

I am so fucked

>> No.52835175

So what's with PBR dumping worse than almost any other stock or even crypto today on no bearish news?

>> No.52835181

inflation is in charge not the fed.

>> No.52835182

Naw, there were valid reasons for that to happen.
>inb4 what were they, then?
You know very well what they fuckin were, so don't waste my time.

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>> No.52835188

PBR is going to go to new historic lows, get out while you can, this is your only warning

>> No.52835190
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Jerome is a nice guy and looking out for us all.

>> No.52835222

PBR doesn't need news to dump. No one wants to hold it.

>> No.52835224

yes and then some

>> No.52835234

A bloated housing market and high interest rates? True we don't have anything like that today

>> No.52835256


I lost fantasy this week because fucking Jerry jeudy put up 33.3. Absolute fucking garbage

>> No.52835270
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>buying bitcoin on the way down and then selling it all when it hit 20k

>> No.52835272

>trading sideways in the same range for literally 31 days

absolutely amazing

>> No.52835273

you really think they are going to give us another opportunity to buy low?

>> No.52835285

>red id
pbrbros... i can't sell at a loss...

>> No.52835286
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I fucking hate the Broncos. Also, Jewdy chimped out and it was comedy gold.

t. Broncos fan

>> No.52835292
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fool me once shame on you, fool me twice can't get fooled again

>> No.52835299
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Is the housing market ever going to crash or is a home going from 200k to 350k in 2 years normal/sustainable now?

>> No.52835311
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Why does this place feel so much more sterile than before? It’s like all the edgy humor and shitposting is gone. Kinda lame.
Also, cash gang roll call.

>> No.52835325

Market needs sellers. No one who has a house wants to see it cause then they'll be raped by a high mortgage rate. Enjoy your pod and bugs

>> No.52835327

I keep earning back losses with a real job and losing them again by DCAing paychecks. I-it’ll all pay off soon… right?

>> No.52835341

today is probably my last chance to get out of any long im in without a loss. that would be the responsible thing to do instead of betting on CPI and FOMC. its not as fun though.

>> No.52835342

I’m cashgang and I hate it. I’m just losing money.

>> No.52835344

Crabs always win.

>> No.52835345
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my algo is cashgang since last month
scary times

>> No.52835346

No choice. Stoploss triggered. I'm just surprised by how sudden it dumped for no reason at all.

>> No.52835350
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because nobody is having fun anymore. during peak clown market when SOXL was like $70 plenty of us were making thousands every day by buying calls on literally anything. times were good.

>> No.52835351

never let a GDP vixen get into your crypto wallet.

>> No.52835363

I'm down 1k on my puts, can we please dump? This isn't funny anymore

>> No.52835367
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Everybody got heemed. Everyone here is the least heemed or most masochistic, or both.

>> No.52835374

Panthers fan.. well.. I used to be now I'm more of an apathetic Panthers follower.. if Cam Newton wasn't the dumbest gorilla nigger in the history of the NFL we would have gotten an easy Superbowl win off you guys. Peyton Manning was so fucking washed and Cam just spotted you guys like 17 points

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>> No.52835397
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ah yes another red day what did i expect

who said santa rally i'm gonna find you and fuck you up

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>> No.52835407
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Every time I talk about the jews the jannies give me a three day vacation. I get shorter bans for posting my cock. How the fuck is talking about the jews not financially related?

>> No.52835409
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>Bond King

There is only one bond king. ((((Micheal Milken))))

>> No.52835426

she rips off horrendous gas through those jeans
seeps out and fills the room and lingers for days

>> No.52835427

I wish bobro

>> No.52835431
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How is that? I've paper traded about +$200 through the day with 1 call and 4 puts.

>> No.52835436
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because bobos just got wrecked by shorting the last bottom but we are still in a bear market so everyone else is suffering too
not technically a recession since Q3 GDP was positive
hebrew fatigue basically

>> No.52835437

I hate that I'm bearish.
When, how did this happen?

>> No.52835440
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SIGA sissies what happened

>> No.52835441

todays trading range is so fucking shit you can't even properly scalp some $$$

>> No.52835446

Check spy computer

>> No.52835449
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Anon, I...

>> No.52835460
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Bobo's too busy setting up shorts to make all the funny memes the other degenerates consume

>> No.52835461

Any chance we go to 395 soon? I'm gonna cry

>> No.52835462

is this a warning?? should I exit???

>> No.52835464

Yes, that's what I've been paper trading, up and down.

>> No.52835472

fags did the unthinkable and stopped having sex with multiple partners HA HA

>> No.52835488

she's so into rings you just know she wears vijaya rings as well

>> No.52835489
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>killed 4 aids compromised faggots in 4 months
>projected to 271M deaths in the next year

Reminiscent of the covid faggotry when they had the "death counter" on TV scare mongering people into taking experimental mrna gene therapy shots

>> No.52835498

no, nigguh, you just need to wait for after-hours.
that’s when the true shitposting begins.

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>if Cam Newton wasn't the dumbest gorilla nigger in the history of the NFL
Truer words have never been spoken.

>> No.52835528

what does your algo look for to go in and out?

>> No.52835531
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>> No.52835532

>literally just a line up and to the right

You seem retarded anon. I bought UPRO calls I am selling either before close or tomorrow. Not gambling on Jerome but I think CPI is green because bulls are fucking retards and the 12 month has to go down tomorrow

>> No.52835535

>my algo

>> No.52835537

green before cpi is bearish. they always flip to the opposite the next day with big news. unless they want me to think that.

>> No.52835547

There's someone. In this thread. Who mentioned. SAVA.

They SAVA stock.

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>unless they want me to think that.

>> No.52835564

>what does your 200sma lumber vs gold algorithm look at to trade

>> No.52835565

what is this dumb shit? right at 11 and 1:00 it spikes up, this is bullshit

>> No.52835573

You're underwater. On all your puts. Lol.

>> No.52835574

holy fucking shit

did you morons really think that SIGA was undervalued? monkeypoop is incredibly hard to spread and was going to impact like 0.05% of the homo community. The TAM was miniscule and the market cap was grossly overvalued

Wish I did short it

>> No.52835575

10 year treasury auction - very important

>> No.52835581

It's certainly possible, if not likely. Are you 0dte?

>> No.52835585

is that real money or are you paper trading? and what broker to you use for API purposes? Or do you just get the signals and then translate that into trades yourself

>> No.52835590

Something I learned in 2021, my first serious year of investing, is that buying overvalued puts is a terrible idea. I sell call spreads instead, sometimes buying puts if IV is underpriced.

Buying puts blindly on any company you deem overvalued/fraudy is really dumb.

I have to re-explain this to my boomer white pharma friend i made online. he keeps buying puts on pharma companies that go down a bit, but not enough for his puts, and he gets raped

>> No.52835594
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pretty straightforward: lumber and gold, utilities and finally the 200 day SMA on SP500 (since i normally only have it on UPRO)
2 buy signals, it buys
3 sell signals, it sells

I'll name it, The scoops algo, from now on
you on vacay yet, niggericus, or you still slaving for the machine to sell chinese shit to boomers for christmas?

>> No.52835596

janitors 3-daying everyone who mentions the jews

>> No.52835597

Yeah 30 of them

>> No.52835598

Headed your way!

>> No.52835601

we're all gonna be ok

>> No.52835606
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Look at that TLT candle. Something was just leaked.

>> No.52835605

how do u know when whatever that is happens?

>> No.52835609

Come on a little bit more, I just wanna break even for the day at this point

>> No.52835612

yield on 10Y WAY down
either inflation expectations are down or flight to safety...remember anons, bond market knows first

>> No.52835622

it begins

>> No.52835624

It's this.
I got a 3 day ban last week for making fun of baggie...

>> No.52835628

use this website
read every single article written on this website, everyday
you are now more informed, more intelligent, and in the know than 99.9% of retail traders
you're welcome

>> No.52835631

wow so either its bullish, inflation expectations are down, or bearish, flight to safety. how illuminating bond market, you just said fuck all.

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>> No.52835649

I think that's it

>> No.52835651

What's it mean?

>> No.52835653

i never get banned unless i post porn

>> No.52835656
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Here is a snapshot in history senpai. I hope my homies are bussin rn fr fr no cap.

>> No.52835660

scoops your voice sounds like you havent hit puberty yet lmao

>> No.52835665

The sour hour today will make Friday's look like nothing. We will break into the 380s. No one wants to hold into tomorrow.

>> No.52835668

I got banned once because I said I wanted to kill all tiktok posters

>> No.52835674

Come on 395, I'll stop being racist

>> No.52835676
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oil and cash gang just teamed up

>> No.52835679
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I get b& all the time, but I don't post porn.

>> No.52835681

It was a close tease, I'm about to have to leave from computer and miss what happens but will check when I can. There's still plenty of hope for the day. May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep you.

>> No.52835688
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We're pumping to 396 buckle up

>> No.52835695

i don't bother with an API
everything is manual as far as my actual portfolio goes which isn't following it exactly tbqdesu
wish it was actually

>> No.52835706

cool, they drop auctions a few mins before it happens? i will do my best, definitely know almost nothing on this side of things

>> No.52835707

Cool thanks, last Q: do you have the actual lumber-gold strategy paper offhand or should I just google for it?

>> No.52835711

Scoopsies is a Seattle zoomer who shaves their head getting groomed by some Midwest millennial.
>This website is infested by zoomers and gen-a
>Big chainz=tight buttholes

>> No.52835728

Hope you bought puts niggers

>> No.52835738

Buying niggers is illegal in the current year, anon.

>> No.52835742

lumber/gold, utilities and the broader leverage one are all there
fair warning the author is a big fan of long term bonds as a risk off asset which have done abysmal this year

>> No.52835755

I have 27 395p, and 13 393p. Please bro I'm praying it keeps going lower

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Sorry mumu.

We are fucking dumping to 389 by eod.

>> No.52835768

Yo, we doing a /smg/ meet up in Seattle? We can all meet at the fish market where they throw the fish. Or by the alley of gum where people just stick chewed gum on top of dried out gum stuck to layers of more gum on the walls of some alleyway.

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sick thanks chief

>> No.52835775

I'm using reverse psychology on the market, IT'S GONNA PUMPA, IT'S GOING TO 400. YAY WE ARE PUMPPPING

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Go utz! Go delta! Go Tmobile!

>> No.52835790

no, the seattle /smg/ers are too weird.

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>> No.52835811
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>lumber and gold, utilities and finally the 200 day SMA on SP500
>2 buy signals, it buys
>3 sell signals, it sells
anon I'm honestly too retarded to even understand the response what the algo is trading? upro?
and the buy and sell signals are lumber, gold, utilities and 200 sma?

>> No.52835818

I don't get this buy & hold shit. Why wouldn't I take profit after a nice pump?

>> No.52835826

actually wait it's me, question anon again.

If I'm understanding correctly then you're using a simple voting method with the 200SMA leverage paper and the lumber-gold paper to decide when to open and close your leverage positions?

>> No.52835828
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I changed my mind. CPI is coming down but it will miss. Stocks going lower. Time to go bear. For a day or two.

>> No.52835836

God just go to 395, I want out please

>> No.52835837
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Honestly, because a savings account is boring and I can chimp out at my net worth fluctuating like it's a horse race.

>> No.52835841

It's up today

>> No.52835843

get a trip so you can be filtered by default avatar fag

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>> No.52835851

are Roth IRAs stupid?

>> No.52835863

anyone know if oil is gonna still be shiddin and farding the bed? todays pump is looking like a good time to load up on DRIP calls. im looking at some strikes for month long calls.

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Warren Buffett devotees. These types whisper dangerous words to newbie traders. I saw a lot of them during 2017 leaf weed bubble. 'Yep, holding this for 20 years!' after the shitstock has run up 300% on a parabolic break out.

>> No.52835875

You are such a faggot slob

>> No.52835882
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yes algo is buy and selling shares of UPRO
it uses 3 separate signals to figure out when to do that

>simple voting
yeah pretty much, it's not complicated by any means
also it uses utilities
here's the pastebin if that helps: https://pastebin.com/YHgyuTJK
less than 50 lines of actual code

>> No.52835890
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New from nickyleaks -- possible the most bearish thing i've ever read. Quarles specifically mentioned an anecdote about a security guard shitting on Arthur Burns for failing to tame inflation. Jerome will not stop hiking until we hit 2%. Sell everything.

>> No.52835899

they cover the events as they're happening live
if you want to prepare in advance, you can look at economic calendars
these are some of the best ones

>> No.52835900

Bros, my onlyfans is doing well, What should I do?

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thanks for the code I'll read through it

>> No.52835904
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Not at all considering it's 100% tax free if you don't withdraw until you're 65.

An extreme case: Pether Thiel's $5 billion Roth IRA will be tax free when he's at that age.

>> No.52835908
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should try my hand at options? all i really know how to do is buy and sell shares


>> No.52835914

you were posting this faggot yesterday telling us what he said was bullish.

>> No.52835920

i thought the roth ira only taxed deposits?

>> No.52835925

I forgot about SAVA. lol. How is this shit back to $40?

>> No.52835937

> Outside Biostatisticians with Specific Expertise in Alzheimer’s Disease Will Conduct an Independent Statistical Analysis on The Clinical Dataset.
> Clinical Dataset May Be Announced Approximately Year-End 2022, Pending Completion of Study Report by Outside Biostatisticians.

They've announced an outside audit of the data

>> No.52835938

And it pumped back up to 396, I'm fucked. Lost everything

>> No.52835942
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oh here's a pic of some of MG's trading rules too for the TLDR version of his papers
he basically bought the top of bonds, or nearly so

>> No.52835943

on second thought yes, do the meetup
then i can rescue forkliftanon's wife from her rape dungeon

>> No.52835947
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wouldn't the market react more to CPI than FOMC because the CPI reading will dictate the interest rate decision?

>> No.52835953

First they want to shake out any plebs that might be holding. Can't risk too many of them making it.

>> No.52835957

kek i forgot how girly scoops voice is
some of his hookers probably have deeper voices than him
i know that genghis khan looking lass did

>> No.52835960

Gonna be exciting when the auditors come back and declare it worthless. lmao.

>> No.52835961

I'd buy T boomer a beer and poison it

>> No.52835966

Data readout for their Open-Label (unblinded) Phase 2 study is next month or very soon.

Open-Label cognition data. Lol.
Unblinded. congition. Data.

Tell me if that makes sense.

Google Hawthorne effect.



>> No.52835973
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one of these days Wayfair will go back up

>> No.52835976

I really hope so, because I blew mine up this year

>> No.52835978

Women owe me sex.

>> No.52835982 [DELETED] 

>Phase 2 trial results first analyzed by an independent lab didn’t work out until they sent the samples for re-analysis to the lab run by their own consultant and main researcher, who is also part of their stock price based bonus plan.
?There is further evidence that the samples that were supposed to be blinded were not in fact blinded.

>Something like 8 of the above researchers papers have now been retracted, expressions of concern or Corrigendums due to image manipulation.
>The above researcher is under investigation by his college.
>NIH already cut their funding.
>There seems to be an ongoing SEC case. -It’s research is mostly between three people - the CEO and his wife and their researcher mentioned above who is under investigation and has numerous papers retracted.

>They all failed at their last drug when the company was Pain Therapeutics as well.



Fraud. Fraudulent. Stocks.

>> No.52835983
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No since contributions to a Roth IRA are made with after-tax money.

Now with a traditional IRA your contributions are tax deductible but you pay taxes when you make withdrawals.

>> No.52835985
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how does that thing not have a penis
huge clit no doubt

>> No.52835988
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sex is actually disgusting

t. just broke up with my gf this weekend

>> No.52835994

>Phase 2 trial results first analyzed by an independent lab didn’t work out until they sent the samples for re-analysis to the lab run by their own consultant and main researcher, who is also part of their stock price based bonus plan.

> There is further evidence that the samples that were supposed to be blinded were not in fact blinded.

>Something like 8 of the above researchers papers have now been retracted, expressions of concern or Corrigendums due to image manipulation.
>The above researcher is under investigation by his college.
>NIH already cut their funding.
>There seems to be an ongoing SEC case. -It’s research is mostly between three people - the CEO and his wife and their researcher mentioned above who is under investigation and has numerous papers retracted.

>They all failed at their last drug when the company was Pain Therapeutics as well.



Fraud. Fraudulent. Stocks.

>> No.52836014

My white friends.
My school shooters
My milkbreaths.

Remember AMRS? Lmfao. This was like the CRBPjeet play before CRBP. This was the OG /smg/ pharma shitco.

I don't see how AMRS (Amyris) avoids bankruptcy at this point.

Incompetent leadership and a complacent board of directors that's taken no steps to actually protect the interests of investors.

To all individual investors on /smg/ who aren't in the cult, don't be a stooge. AMRS is a shitco.

>> No.52836017
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Can we kindly dump now? I've been waiting for 5 hours

>> No.52836028

why don't you go into comedy, rocker?
you could pull off a Stavros/Belushi kind of thing

>> No.52836035
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fucking hideous lol, and he paid for that? lmao

>> No.52836036
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Emiru looks better as Makima
No, we're going to hyper-cyber crab until CPI and JPow speech; deep down, you know this to be true.

>> No.52836037

Tomorrow will be up 10% in a day

>> No.52836048

>OG pharma shitco
Do you guys not remember KTOV. Has it really been 2 years since the greatest gains of /SMG/ occurred :(

>> No.52836049
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Can you say wage price spiral?

>> No.52836057
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How many dollars anon?

>> No.52836063

I think that some stocks will go up, while others will go down.

>> No.52836067


>> No.52836073

holy fuck I'd forgotten about KTOV

>> No.52836084

We're going to 396 aren't we

>> No.52836094
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Do you realize the devastating effects these rates will have in the next 6-12 months? You think “muh pivot” is going to magically bounce the markets to ath’s? Mumus have lost their fucking marbles.

>> No.52836105

vix computer

>> No.52836106
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>> No.52836113

>slow green day for the market
>VIX is up +8%
Anyone care to explain?

>> No.52836118

Not gunna lie. I would bed that

>> No.52836119

LLY is a sleeper hit, same as NVO and DXCM. SLIM might be dead but its thesis lives on.

>> No.52836125

>coming down
Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.52836129
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You post this is every single /smg/ and it’s boring. Also your $1 will be worth .85¢ in a year or so.

>> No.52836130

Hedging ahead of the CPI. There are still idiots who think the CPI might be high and that inflation isn't over yet. They will provide the fuel for one of the largest up days in stock market history.

>> No.52836132

Hilarious thing about AMRS is that there are still shills in here lurking to this day, waiting for any random 30% pump so they can start bragging about how they're only down 63% now and it'll all pay off once Milo launches them on a lunar mission. Commercial profitability any day now. The decade of investment will finally pay off.

Somehow, despite all odds, AMRS was the rare case where it actually got a successful exit pump - all the way to $20 in early 2021. Despite that, true believers never sold and continue believing to this day.

>> No.52836138

ok thanks the pastebin explains it basically all and pretty simple to put the paper into code with those written rules using gold futures, lumber, XLU for utils and VTI for overall market
but where do those trading rules come from?

>> No.52836148

those are just screen grabs from the same papers that the code is based on

>> No.52836147
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Ive been warned like 5 times in the last couple weeks so dialing back the shitposting til tranny janny gets on his meds.

>> No.52836150
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current status:

>> No.52836151

>Yields up
>VIX up
>DXY up
>equities up

just another one of those bullshit days huh

>> No.52836156
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you know the feel of stretching a rubber band to its limit? nothing is happening but you know the slightest extra tension will cause it to snap?

>> No.52836158

yes I understand that but who wrote those rules from which book come those?

>> No.52836180

What time does CPI drop? Premarket? Wanna know so I can do a bit of gambling.

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Nothing makes any sense today. Tomorrow will probably make the history books

>> No.52836189
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KEK i know, that is exactly why I am bother posting about this. There are STILL AMRS shills in this thread who are genuinely waiting to pounce with shillposting as soon as possible .

Thirteen months ago, AMRS raised $670m in net proceeds through a debt offering.

It did this after suffering an all-time worst stock price collapse after Q3 2021 results, but a good move overall to grab a multi-year runway.

Then, management blew a golden opportunity.

It paid off $132m of debt and transaction costs.

It then blew half of remaining cash on ad buys to grow consumer brands. This artificially inflated growth, but the growth is unsustainable. If the company pulls back on ad buys, then growth will slow.
Ruh roh. AMRS. Lol.

Management blew a multi-year cash runway in 9 months.

It's difficult to wrap your head around just how quickly this happened, but this chart helps illustrate it.

This is what going off the rails looks like. You have no excuse for the pain ahead if you're still holding. AMRS.

Lol. They won't listen to me. About.


>> No.52836196

Yes, pre-market. Rates are likely to be 25-50 bepis points.

>> No.52836206

Yea premarket. 8:30 I believe

>> No.52836211

I'm still down about 11% in my account, looking to make it back next year when we finally bottom. I think I'll load up on some call leaps on recessionary names, and ride it out.

>> No.52836214
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KOLD is up 9% since I shilled it and everyone called me a nigger for two threads

>> No.52836213

evens i sell now before cpi and not risk losing a ton of money
odds i hold through cpi possibly gaining a lot or losing a lot
kek guide me

>> No.52836215

people always talk about jerome easing the cock into place, but don't think about what happens when he pulls out

>> No.52836220

Excellent. Grabbing some next day calls near close to hedge my cashgang position. Thanks friends

>> No.52836241
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each paper he wrote, there is a section that those rules come from where he summarizes his theory
that's why i said it was the TLDR version of the papers
One comes from each paper with the exception of the paper on the VIX which he did some regression analysis and never really defined a rule, maybe sell when VIX is over 25 but whatever. I ignored that one.
so in order those rules come from: Leverage for the Long Run, Lumber: worth it's weight in gold, Signaling Power of Treasuries and The Strategy, signal, power of utilities

>> No.52836245

Actually nevermind these contracts are fucking expensive

>> No.52836255
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yeah I wanted to load up on $5 calls but it's not likely

>> No.52836256

Dang it, just got back and checked and see it got as low as 395.14, so very close. There's still plenty of hope for the day.

>> No.52836259

9% doesnt even beat the daily inflation rate

>> No.52836269

can you lazy white people actually read this post lol and buy 2023 AMRS puts with me

>> No.52836276

what quarter in 23?

>> No.52836281

Maybe a rip off CPI will crash the IV so we can grab some for FOMC

>> No.52836287
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Yes. Buy those calls mumu. The truck's stopping, time to get off.

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Im down 18% on my puts ... why didnt i tp?

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kek wills it, Im holding into tomorrow. my investment decision has been decided by pure chance, which is par for the course.

>> No.52836298
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did anyone buy EH when I shilled it this morning?

>> No.52836300

>Calls me lazy AND white
Pfft, pass on your AMRS puts, pal.

>> No.52836307

I don't think much of FOMC movement, the CPI dictates the outcome of FOMC so perhaps MM are only interested in that data

>> No.52836310
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thanks bro
I've already written a quotes scrapper in C using libcurl running on AWS saving into mysql for my personal watchlist like 2 years ago, so I basically have it all setup just need to write some simple conditions and give me notifications for in/out since I have no way to use it as a "bot" on my broker
I'll give it a (manual) try

>> No.52836315
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How does 12% sound? It's going parabolic

>> No.52836316

Jerome Flynn?

>> No.52836318

Cash gang is bear gang, I'm just playing the clown market

>> No.52836319

As I said, the company pulls back on ad buys, then growth will slow.

As such, I think late 2023 puts are where I will really see lots of joy for this company. I also do not want to buy OTM puts, I will buy ITM puts. Buying 2.5p for June 2023 on AMRS. Maybe some ATM puts too.
Fine can you lazy browns/yellows/blacks (refuse to believe anyone unironically black browses /smg/) fucking read my AMRS post and buy puts with me

mid-2023 looks decent and i dont expect lots of volatility..

so im buying ITM puts mostly

ITM options = leverage
OTM options = lotto tickets

>> No.52836323

VIX computer

>> No.52836347
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crab market

>> No.52836355
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At last! The Santa rally I was promised!

>> No.52836357

why is vix high?

>> No.52836366

Jerry! It's me, your cousin Marvin. Marvin Powell?

>> No.52836367
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haha you'll see soon enough

>> No.52836372

have you been paying attention to anything lately?

>> No.52836380
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hedgies are SCRAMBLING to buy puts

>> No.52836394

VIX bhenchodes. Lol.

I told them. I warned them.

The volga hurricane.

The convexity of vega. The gamma (acceleration) of vega.

Vomma. Volga.

Look as VVIX approaches 90.

You better stop selling SPY puts soon.

>> No.52836403

SOXL is rallying tomorrow.

>> No.52836417

every SPY option expiring this week has IV over 30%. Everything later than today is over 40%. Tomorrow and Wednesday are ~50%.

>> No.52836425
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the meltup is real

>> No.52836429
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bobos on suicide watch. Bro biden is going to make it green christmas.

>> No.52836430
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IV's going to be a hell of a lot higher for the next 6 months :D

>> No.52836432

Okay that's rly cool man. Can u tell us what the implications of ur gay ass SPY option IV analysis u fucking homo. Speak up homo. Speak ur mind fag do not make us play Fag Mad Libs.

>> No.52836437

There's nothing bears want more than a santa rally. I missed loading up over 400 because I thought the retard rally had more steam

>> No.52836442


>> No.52836450
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I broke and ate the chocolate i got for my mother for Christmas, how can i profit from this?

>> No.52836451

What’s the qrd on the melt up. I’ve been living under a rock since SPY has been crabbing.

>> No.52836460

everything is fine. cpi first leg up, fomc generational pump straight to 5200. the dollar dies on wednesday

>> No.52836465

FOMC and CPI retard

>> No.52836468
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7k on Bitcoin when Do Kwon did his bitcoin pump for Luna bullshit.

>> No.52836470

redeem your coal stocks and replace the chocolates with coal. tell your mother she has been slacking in her duties this year when you hand her the box. profit off of the lawsuit from your father hitting you for disrespecting the woman who bore and birthed you.

>> No.52836476

alright I cannot fucking find a good explanation at a retard level for the differences between
is anyone here a teacher for the mentally disabled that can help me?

>> No.52836479
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No. Rotorcraft are deathtraps and Chinese vehicles doubly so.

>> No.52836480

we don't speak indian no one knows what you're talking about

>> No.52836484

The pensions are already failing? Oh shi-

>> No.52836488
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someone post OG pic with niggers

>> No.52836489


>> No.52836491
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Closed my 12/16 $13 KOLD puts I sold this morning. 40% in 4 hours. You never listen. You hate making money. You always call me a nigger and laugh at me. /smg/ is the blackest dumbest gorilla niggers and they never take free fucking money they don't even talk about any ways to make money. Every thread is the same just autistic faggots rehhing all day with no ideas or contributions

>> No.52836490

down 300K

>> No.52836496

I can use google translate just bear with me give me 2 minutes and i can translate for u just wait

will u wait for me? in the next thread?

>> No.52836503



>> No.52836511

i will wait for you for forever my curry breath krishna

>> No.52836524

I am crying man, i lsot everythjng

>> No.52836526

I doubt that's happening. Imagine rates hikes like loading bullets into a gun, then rate cuts as actually firing the gun. Nothing is really wrong right now where we are in imminent danger. Something is predicted to be happening in late 2023 by the (((bond))) market though hence the forward yield. Then rates cuts will happen and then market bottom will be 2-4 months after rate cuts start. Also, look out for VIX over 45.

>> No.52836529
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Jordan Peterson is not the preacher of Logos.

>> No.52836533

>hundread of billions to ukraine
>eh...maybe throw a bone at the unions to buy their vote
lol what a joke.

>> No.52836535

what expiration?

>> No.52836537

can u reply to me cross-thread in the next thread so i know who u are
im running the VIX sanksrit theology through google translating right nows

>> No.52836547

just sentiment checked stocktwits, most people are bearish.

>> No.52836549

>You, malignant rat
*raises paw*

>> No.52836551
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Also: holy shit, bros, I was just at the grocery store and it's getting really bad out there.

>> No.52836556
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prices or people?

>> No.52836559

People think we are about to go lower when if fact we are about to explode massively higher.

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>> No.52836570

I went to buy pork today. There wasn't any.

>> No.52836572
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Both. At least now I'm not wasting cilantro because the bunches are so small.

>> No.52836579

>explode massively higher.
meltup santa rally.

>> No.52836584

I bought pork cheddar sausages (6 pack) for 0.99 cents today and had some with my broccoli

>> No.52836585
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>No regular limes
>Got organic and put in the regular PLU

>> No.52836589

>not growing your own herbs in your kitchen window
>not using ge led grow lights that cost $8 and use near zero power
>not taking old potatoes and lemon seeds to grow in pots/planters if you own a home.

>> No.52836599
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I live in the fucking pod do you think I have any room for dirt and LED grow lights?

>> No.52836619
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Only because you got dubs. And spicy ones at that.

>> No.52836625

Just wait bro. Itll dump hard during sour hour.

>> No.52836638


>> No.52836642

Costco limited me to 2 cartons of eggs. I immediately went out and bought COST puts in retaliation.

>> No.52836644

How so when there's still sour hour ahead?

>> No.52836649
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I bought some grapes today. $4 for a small container. Couldn’t find a full bag of grapes, just a little plastic container with a pathetic handful amount of grapes in it.

>> No.52836678
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how come UVXY down when VIX is up

>> No.52836684

lower or higher inflation tomorrow?

>> No.52836685


>> No.52836692
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how come acceleration goes negative and velocity goes zero when the rock fall on crug head

>> No.52836695

Irrelevant. Market goes up either way.

>> No.52836696

Lord Ganesha

>> No.52836699


>> No.52836700

Lower than last month but higher than predictions

>> No.52836703
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We need a recession to shore up treasury demand and allow rate cuts *without* lowering inflation or widening the deficit.

Can it be done?

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kek, if this isn't another nuthingburger, then they were right all along.

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I simply do not click links from the New York Times

>> No.52836719

i dont think it'll dumop bros, it's over for me

>> No.52836727
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Cut entitlements. Fuck em all.

>> No.52836732
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How so, 8 lbs of Great Value pintos is still $5.98, and a can of Great Value whole kernel corn has dropped 8 cents to 50? Together they form a complete protein.

>> No.52836733


>> No.52836735

take old milk jug
go outside
dig a hole anywhere in the dirt near where you live/work
the more off the beaten path the better
cut gallon milk jug top off
poke some small holes in the bottom
dig hole in ground
sprinkle seeds for cilantro
bury, water
place jug upside down over dirt
wall up mud to side of jug
visit once a week to water and harvest.

or if in pod

replace one light in pod roof with ge light.
scoop turd out of pod bucket with pod approved cup/container
plant seeds in turd cup
water once a week

>> No.52836748

It won’t dump today or tomorrow. It won’t dump on anything except a nasty terminal rate like 6% or higher, and that won’t be announced until 2:00 on Wednesday

>> No.52836753

Yea there’s zero chance of a dump. Smart people are buying for the breakout.

>> No.52836764

How many divisions does the P̶o̶p̶e̶ AARP have?

>> No.52836765

Why didn't you just sell it when it was at 395.14 then buy a call real quick?

>> No.52836766
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why's VIX up so much then
institutions are buying puts like it's going out of style

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>> No.52836777

I can afford it, but it's glaringly obvious now. God help anyone who has more people to feed besides themselves.

I really don't eat that much cilantro. This sounds like bad ROI.

>> No.52836781


Maybe, all indicators leaning towards bearish heavy short term. Bullish in early February though, since almost all Fed pauses result in a market rally.

>> No.52836804

>bad ROI.
Better to learn basic survival skills while your life doesn't depend on them.

>> No.52836808

cpi wont be bearish, but FOMC will.

>> No.52836815


Because UVXY is short term VIX futures. Know what product you are investing in before you invest. Please read the prospectus.

>> No.52836816

No, retarded retail is. Institutions are loading up on shares and selling puts.

>> No.52836822

it tracks first and second month VIX futures
December + January over 30 days in this case I guess..
trading VIX ETFs is literally the most retarded gamble

>> No.52836832


>> No.52836833

Markets seem to try to price in Wednesday. If 2y go anywhere near 5, I think there is really no excuse to not dump 100K into bonds

>> No.52836838

Someone check the oven.

>> No.52836840

Power hour?

>> No.52836845

DXY won't be up much longer. There's a reversal coming.

>> No.52836847

there's a jew in my oven!

>> No.52836849
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you think retail is moving the VIX because they are buying so many puts....ooookay then

>> No.52836854

Looks like the oven hasn't been turned on yet. Something about an energy shortage.
Perhaps the bakers of another region are cooking something.

>> No.52836861

hedgies have loaded up on equities, yes, but defensive

>> No.52836908

38 million members, assuming 1/2 are men, 19 million. So that's about 1,520 divisions.

>> No.52836910

is this it? is this the final /smg/?

>> No.52836912


>> No.52836921

God is not that merciful.

>> No.52836922





>> No.52836930

VIX is plummeting, everyone is apparently ready for tomorrow.

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I should have sold my puts at 3940, but im too greedy..

>> No.52836955

its on post 308 bro
we're not that poor here at 4channel(.)org

>> No.52836965

I have baked.

>> No.52836966

prove it

>> No.52836967

old thread is on page 1
this one now too

board is slow. bake when its on page 10

>> No.52836993

we are about to be, just give it time
final stage capitalism is here

>> No.52837019

rocket ship emoji. this is a bearish day leading up to CPI. every fucking time they inverse the previous day.