what to do with alot of cash

[Anonymous No.52833506]

hey bros, i know this will sound fake and gay but my long term gf and i have split up. i helped her out financially and with a bunch of other stuff over the years. my 'divorce settlement' was like $14k in cash that she saved up from being a waitress. its all 100% legal and declared etc

id like to buy a laptop and some other things, but i doubt best buy will take $2k cash lol. how can i buy things with this or put it in my bank acct without looking like a crack dealer or some shit?

i live in canada btw

[Anonymous No.52833574]

>>52833506
>my 'divorce settlement' was like $14k in cash
weird and unrealistic larp

[Anonymous No.52833679]

>>52833574
yes as i said it sounds fake and gay, but i assure you its true. anyways great input thanks

[Anonymous No.52834854]

>>52833506
>$2k
>looking like a crack dealer
nigger 2k is nothing go to a fucking store and buy cash you subhuman mon-
>canadian
alright explains it all
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