boomer boss wants me to come in with bad covid-19

[Anonymous No.52827221]

im fucking dying from this shit my throat feels like some brazilian favela gang member cut it open havent slept for 38 hours coughing up shit lost my sense of smell entirely nose is extremely congested. went to the er nothing they could do really. vaxxed 4x i guess it helped a little but this fucker hit me like a truck. called boomer boss and even faxed him paperwork but he says we can't afford callouts rn and i should come in. wtf should i go over his head to the business owner all my coworkers will 100% catch this shit and it will grind to a halt.

[Anonymous No.52827229]

>>52827221
You won't find sympathy here, according to 4chan chuds covid isn't even real

[Anonymous No.52827239]

>>52827221
makes me glad I didn't get vaxxed, you know that if they fire you for this you won't get unemployment right?

[Anonymous No.52827281]

>>52827229
>covid isn't even real
It's real, but only an absolute pussy would give a shit. I had it 4 times and worked (real work; not human paperweight shit) straight through all 4.

[Anonymous No.52827295]

>>52827229
It's literally just a cold you faggot, I'm immunocompromised and only got it once and I had the exact same fucking strain of it in 2005ish.
It's nothing new and it was just a grift.
Jesus christ you poor zoomies.

[Anonymous No.52827313]

>>52827221
There once was a mentally-challenged man who had been "vaccinated" against COVID four times. Despite his efforts to protect himself, he still ended up contracting the virus. As he struggled with the symptoms and tried to recover, his out-of-touch boomer boss pressured him to come into work.

The boss, who was ignorant of the man's condition, repeatedly denigrated him for being lazy and not pulling his weight. "You need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps and get your act together," the boss barked. "If you don't, you'll never accomplish anything in life."

The mentally-challenged man was devastated by his boss's words. He knew he was trying his best, but the virus had taken a toll on his health and his ability to concentrate. Despite his protests, his boss continued to bully and belittle him, making it impossible for him to work.

One day, the mentally-challenged man reached his breaking point. He could no longer endure the constant harassment and mistreatment from his boss. In a moment of despair, he took his own life, ending his suffering with a single act of "kys'ing" himself.

But nobody cared about the mentally-challenged man's death. His boss continued to run the company, oblivious to the harm he had caused. His friends and family, if he had any, moved on with their lives, forgetting about the man and his struggles.

As time passed, the mentally-challenged man's memory faded into obscurity. Nobody remembered his name or the circumstances of his death. He was just another forgotten soul, lost in the hustle and bustle of the world. His legacy was erased, and he was forgotten forever.

[Anonymous No.52827315]

>>52827221
There is a place for you on the internet called r/antiwork. Be gone now and don't disturb the neets no more

[Anonymous No.52827326]

>>52827221
>vaxxed 4x i guess it helped a little

[Anonymous No.52827329]

>>52827221
Go in and spread Nurgles gift to as many boomers as you can. Really make sure they all get it. If you’re lucky they die an agonizing death, surrounded by niggers in Hazmat suits.

[Anonymous No.52827385]

>>52827221
Braindead 4chan parasite is suddenly worried about labor rights after spending the last 20 years in his favorite nazi financier forum spamming 24/7 "pull bootstraps reee personal responsibility ree", calling everyone a lazy subhuman degenerate and deepthroating every boot in existence.

How about you reap what you sowed you putrid 4chan parasite and die alone sad hated and in pain as the PROUD modern day slave that you always wanted to be and stfu. Pull your bootstraps parasite XD

REAP WHAT YOU SOWED REAP WHAT YOU SOWED REAP WHAT YOU SOWED REAP WHAT YOU SOWED REAP WHAT YOU SOWED

[Anonymous No.52827465]

>>52827385
He's been vaxed 4 times. Pretty sure he's "your guy". If not, you can have him anyways.
Also, you're gay.

[Anonymous No.52827521]

Do it and spread to everyone in the building sick and see if they can afford it then. Malicious compliance is your friend OP

[Anonymous No.52827549]

>>52827329
Goddamn, the only people left I can relate to are other anons. Nurgle bless you fren.

[Anonymous No.52827569]

>>52827549
Already did. Commute was shit. Now the trains are less full.

[Anonymous No.52827895]

>>52827239
>>52827281
>>52827295
>>52827313
>>52827315

fuck you cunts this is way worse than a cold go fuck yourselves. this is like norovirus tier for me i had to go to the er. come here little faggots i'll cough over you with this new variant or whatever the fuck it is and we'll see how tough you are then

>>52827329
>>52827521

debating doing this he's a fat boomer too. hope he likes a 90% callout rate

[Anonymous No.52827914]

>>52827895
Ur weak genetics is probably ment to die off anyway

Good luck

[Anonymous No.52827927]

>>52827221
Walk it off, pantywaist. It's all in your mind.

[Anonymous No.52827934]

>>52827895
I've already had it man, twice. you're a just another zoomer faggot that's going to die poor

[Anonymous No.52827936]

>>52827221
>vaxxed 4x
That's why you're getting sick, retard.

[Anonymous No.52827950]

>>52827221
>talk to the business owner
perhaps. a better route even would be to talk to HR. Or a lawyer if they give you trouble at that point.

[Anonymous No.52827954]

>>52827221
>all my coworkers will 100% catch this shit and it will grind to a halt.
Based, this could work to your advantage.

Go ahead and come in, get everyone sick and be extra obnoxious with your coughing (make sure you don't cover your mouth and be as loud as possible). The most important part is to let everyone know very clearly that it was your boss that demanded you come in against your will and how you were so concerned for everyone elses well being. That will earn you points with your team while pissing off everyone about your boss.

Likely he will get complaints against him, get fired, and you might take his job for your good work ethic coming in while even super sick. If he doesn't at the very least you will get 2 weeks of WFH/sick time due to the complaints. Good luck OP.

[Anonymous No.52827970]

Are you even taking 1800mg NAC 40mg zinc and 50ug vit d? t. pureblood who has not been sick for 7 years

[Anonymous No.52827982]

>>52827221
>vaxxed 4x
too bad you could had avoid all that with a 5 shot

[Anonymous No.52827985]

>>52827221
covid ain't real

[Anonymous No.52828000]

>>52827221
tldr you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.52828009]

>>52827281
>>52827295
Most cases are mild unless not, it's random, you got lucky, OP didn't, morons.

[Anonymous No.52828093]

>>52827313
kek

[Anonymous No.52828096]

>>52827221
>i'm dying

Proceeds to type up entire life story and fill out 4chan captcha no problem.


r/antiwork is in another website faggot!

[Anonymous No.52828118]

>>52827385
Look you seem like you have good intentions but no one gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.52828167]

>>52827895
Maybe just allergies. Go to work pussy

[Anonymous No.52828694]

>>52827221
Go in and infect him, it'll ruin his Christmas not yours.

[Anonymous No.52828706]

>>52827221
>vaxxed 4x i guess it helped a little but
the absolute state of npcs

[Anonymous No.52828723]

>>52827221
>vaxxed 4x i guess it helped a little

[Anonymous No.52828752]

>>52827295
what a mentally ill post

[Anonymous No.52828791]

>>52827221
rope faggot

[Anonymous No.52828863]

>>52827221
Dude see you in the other world, you're gonna die you have VAIDS (VAX AIDS)
shouldn't of taken it faggot. Also low tier bate

[Anonymous No.52828882]

>>52827221
just go in and infect your boss simple as

[Anonymous No.52828905]

>>52827221
I would simply not go in to work.
If your boss can't afford any callouts, he can't afford to fire anyone either.