/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52826852]

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>52822770

[Anonymous No.52826871]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52826877]

Get ready for Black Monday

[Anonymous No.52826886]

FUTUTRES DON'T FUCKING MATTER
WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING PRESENT

[Anonymous No.52826892]

btc below 17k

[Anonymous No.52826912]

>>52826877
Oh noes, for shame

[Anonymous No.52826915]

nat gas bros...yea im thinking we're brapp

[Anonymous No.52826938]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52826940]

>>52826915

[Anonymous No.52826991]

>>52826938
sirs assemble

[Anonymous No.52826993]

you have no idea how short Doge I am

[Anonymous No.52826998]

Well gonna start 2023 with 7800 in debt with around 5000 more in extra expenses tossed on top of it happening through out the year. The upshot is I'll be knocking it all down as the year goes along, my salary will cover the payments,etc so that amount won't be ballooning any.

[Anonymous No.52827011]

OIL BROS IM GONNA GUSH

[Anonymous No.52827013]

>>52826998
thanks i was getting concerned

[Anonymous No.52827026]

>>52827011
I LOVE OIL CHADS

[Anonymous No.52827030]

>>52827011
i hope janny-chan didnt ban me for brapping too hard

[Anonymous No.52827032]

>>52827011
>no bush

[Anonymous No.52827038]

>>52826938
THANOS!
DO NOT REDEEM!

[Anonymous No.52827042]

>>52826877
Checked

[Anonymous No.52827045]

What happens first?

1. Treasuries for oil

2. CBDC for oil

3. Bitcoin for oil

[Anonymous No.52827071]

THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND I CAN'T BE SAVED
TIDES THAT I TRIED TO SWIM AGAINST
HAVE BROUGHT ME DOWN UPON MY KNEES
OH I BEG I BEG AND PLEAD

https://youtu.be/d020hcWA_Wg

[Anonymous No.52827074]

>>52827045
Or how could I forget?

4. Gold Bullion for Barrels

[Anonymous No.52827078]

>futures
is it gonna crab? im not sure due to oil and gas behaving like this

[Anonymous No.52827089]

BTC @16950 giving an early insight to markets maybe

[Anonymous No.52827104]

>>52827078
Oil/gas to the moon

Everything else to 0

[Anonymous No.52827135]

Am I a bad person if I just give my entire family cash for Christmas? I have a lot, I'm on the opposite coast from them, and I don't know anything about what they want and/or need. I was considering $500 each for my parents and $250 each for my siblings. I don't think any of them invest in the stock market, or anything really... My younger brother went through a silver and gold phase a while back, but I don't know if he still has that

[Anonymous No.52827139]

>>52827135
I love getting cash as a gift instead of something random that i may or may not like/use/benefit from.

[Anonymous No.52827145]

>>52827135
No.on the contrary that way they get whatever they like,nothing bad with it

[Anonymous No.52827147]

>>52827139
Yes but you're also probably an autist who posts on /smg/. No one in my family is like us

[Anonymous No.52827160]

>>52827135
as a kid I always loved getting cash the most, but I wonder if it's better to just not give gifts at all if adults are just giving eachother cash

[Anonymous No.52827168]

>>52827147
I am indeed an autist who posts on /smg/ how did you know?

[Anonymous No.52827172]

>>52826852
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings(poors,women,non human animals,black ppl or whoever else you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

[Anonymous No.52827174]

>>52827145
I know my mom will probably just take it to the fucking casino, so she'd have some fun with it. My dad would probably buy stuff for the home. No idea what my siblings would do
>>52827160
>better to just not give gifts at all if adults are just giving eachother cash
I agree, but the thing is I probably make more than the rest of my family combined... so I feel like I have a responsibility to give them better gifts

[Anonymous No.52827178]

>>52827172
This bot again

[Anonymous No.52827182]

>>52827135
A lot of people don’t like it because they think of it as impersonal. I think the money for siblings is perfectly fine but giving cash towards your parents is in bad taste unless you know they need it.

[Anonymous No.52827184]

>>52827135
thats a decent sum of money to each person, i think it would be well received considering youre not there

[Anonymous No.52827204]

>>52827168
1. You're posting on /smg/
2. You want cash as a gift
Most normal people actually like receiving gifts... apparently. I wouldn't know myself. I don't like it when people give me things, cash or otherwise.
>>52827182
Yes, I think my parents could use it. They're pretty dumb with money and are poor
>>52827184
Thanks. Maybe I can find some nice greeting cards to stuff it in

[Anonymous No.52827243]

>>52826852
>>52827172
If you enjoyed this thread and would like to get more from the definitive 4chan community for the stock market, make sure to SMASH that subscribe button like you're fomo'ing in at the absolute top, and if you found our discussions interesting, leave a like or comment as well. We'd like to hear what you have to say, and they greatly help /smg/ against the 4chan algorithms. Grab those gains you guys, and I will see you in.... the next thread!

[Anonymous No.52827244]

>>52827178
john rocker is an anime rapist
>the more you know

>>52825377
pic as promised, remember the 9 trillion, never forget
also my workout was real gud

[Anonymous No.52827260]

>>52827243
That's an old version... also the wrong time of the thread to post it

[Anonymous No.52827275]

>>52827244
>Max Drawdown -99.9%

and it still outperforms

[Anonymous No.52827282]

>>52827260
Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again.
We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one.
The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising.
That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing.
Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

[Anonymous No.52827286]

>>52827204
Found the perfect card for yah

[Anonymous No.52827296]

>>52827282
Why did you insert line breaks?
>>52827286
Thanks, I'm printing four copies now

[Anonymous No.52827303]

Fucking Bitfarms motherfucker, will that shit ever go up? I'm down 50%.
Also I'm 100%UPRO in my kid's account, do I switch that shit to SPY?

SOXL $20 next week
P.s. fuck you

[Anonymous No.52827304]

>>52827282
kek

[Anonymous No.52827341]

>>52827282
Sounds like graham summers analysis. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

[Anonymous No.52827344]

SLAVA UKRAINE! SLAVA BAALENCIAGA! SLAVA GOYSLOP! SLAVA HUNTERS LAPTOP AND DICK PICS!

[Anonymous No.52827350]

>>52827344
That's one way to not get drafted

[Anonymous No.52827354]

>>52826871
That kid as is actually cool as hell. Even black retards make it look cooler

[Anonymous No.52827357]

>>52827344
please tell me there is a gif of him firing this thing and his flab vibrating in slow motion

[Anonymous No.52827359]

>>52827357
Please dont make me go find it :(

[Anonymous No.52827378]

>>52827359
I won't.

[Anonymous No.52827381]

>CPI set to come in low
>FOMOC and 50bps

oh yeah I'm thinking its meltup week

[Anonymous No.52827389]

>>52827381
Based on?

[Anonymous No.52827390]

>>52827359
https://youtu.be/nNqSM1keNmw

[Anonymous No.52827392]

>>52827389
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.52827393]

>>52827381
>catposter
Please buy calls

[Anonymous No.52827398]

>>52827378
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52827390

[Anonymous No.52827410]

>>52827344
hamchads make the best soldiers

[Anonymous No.52827411]

>>52827172

[Anonymous No.52827426]

>>52827381
>Folks, it is just that easy!

[Anonymous No.52827439]

>>52827381
Consensus is at %0.3 so it's not technically low and will be counted as higher than expectations in some ways.

[Anonymous No.52827445]

>>52827398
Thanks anyways

[Anonymous No.52827452]

>>52827439
damn that is a retarded estimate

[Anonymous No.52827458]

>>52827392
Clevelandfed nowcast is not predictive. They have been wrong more then they have been right this year. Based on that history inflation will go negative. Which is even worse because that's deflation. Now what about your one metric nigger?

[Anonymous No.52827462]

Kanye got heemed so hard it scared China

[Anonymous No.52827482]

>>52827445
No problem fren

[Anonymous No.52827489]

>>52827482
You just know

[Anonymous No.52827498]

>be me, hungry
>go through KFC drive through
>pay up, get food
>drive home as fast as i can
>realize they didn't give me any gravy
>look at receipt
>i still paid for it
>fuck's sake
>already at home, not worth it to drive back

what the actual fuck, how can they expect me to enjoy this goyslop without the goysauce? holy shit am i mad, this chicken is so fucking dry otherwise. god damn it. extremely bearish on YUM

rocker if you're reading this, add YUM to the cringe list right the fuck now, i feel constitutionally violated. this isn't right what they're doing to people

[Anonymous No.52827522]

>>52827498
A tale as old as time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWfaiTLPUKQ

[Anonymous No.52827534]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52827537]

>>52827172
To live is to suffer, no gain is possible weighted against the cost of life, we exist only to experience pain and to yearn for the release of returning to the unconsciousness from whence we once foolishly ventured.

[Anonymous No.52827538]

SOXL sisters, The Lord of Light requires a sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.52827556]

>>52827538
ABRA CA DABRA!!!!

[Anonymous No.52827559]

SOXLBOTS

[Anonymous No.52827562]

Women have vaginas

[Anonymous No.52827563]

>>52827537
kek post the quote about schopenhauer becoming a defeatist after getting rejected by a girl he tried to gift something

[Anonymous No.52827566]

>commodity futures

[Anonymous No.52827579]

>>52827462
Wait hat heppened to Yeezus?

[Anonymous No.52827580]

>short oil
>long tech
Sorry oil princesses but your reign is over. KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.52827608]

>>52827580
>long tech

[Anonymous No.52827609]

>>52827580
If I were you, I'd check 30 year bond computer before longing the Q's.

[Anonymous No.52827620]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52827622]

>>52827580
I have $30k cost basis in sqqq ><

[Anonymous No.52827625]

>>52827135
giftcards dude that way it at least seems like you know something about them that they like even if it means you know they like to go to mcdonalds sometimes. giftcards are an excuse to spend the money. with cash they might save it. even an amazon giftcard with a christmas card is better than just cash.

[Anonymous No.52827626]

>>52827620
Its nice to see that bus being mostly peaceful

[Anonymous No.52827632]

g

[Anonymous No.52827636]

I hate having to remove links from watches

[Anonymous No.52827641]

>>52827534
This looks aesthetic,no homo

[Anonymous No.52827642]

China reopening per ZeroHedge. To the moon we go.

[Anonymous No.52827643]

>>52827563
Bruh I don't even know who Schopenhauer was, I just save shit like that ff 4channel when it gives me laughs. Sick combo that he went emo over being a simp though, I guess things never really change for humanity over the years.

[Anonymous No.52827653]

>>52827643
lmao is that a real image? old good, new bad medieval style.

[Anonymous No.52827656]

>Futures
MAMA TAKE THESE BAGS OFF OF ME
I CAN’T HOLD THEM ANYMORE!

[Anonymous No.52827663]

>>52827641

[Anonymous No.52827668]

>>52827608
>long US tech

[Anonymous No.52827679]

>>52827620
Lithium unironically hot right now.

[Anonymous No.52827692]

>>52827679
Demand is going to get bad. They are building so many battery factories it isn't even funny.

[Anonymous No.52827696]

Do you guys ever dream about your future? A future where you've made it and all of your creative desires come true?

[Anonymous No.52827700]

>>52827668
Ill wait till i see him win the primary, till then DXY DEES NUTS NIGGA

[Anonymous No.52827701]

>>52827625
I don't know enough about my family to know what stores I should get gift cards at
And also, as the late Mitch Hedberg said
>"I think a gift certificate is a bad gift. What's a gift certificate? You take money that was good everywhere..."

[Anonymous No.52827715]

>>52827537
I dont deny this universe is Hell/simulation of never ending struggle, suffering and conflict. My objection comes at mans attempts to recreate another Hell on top of the already existing Hell of the physical world. Capitalism is a simulation within the simulation. On top of the already existing threats and pains of life we have created artificial extra torture and suffering.

[Anonymous No.52827717]

what's the best lithium mining stock?

[Anonymous No.52827718]

>>52827696
Literally every night I wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares. Sometimes up to three times... like once at 11 PM, 2 AM, and 5 AM. I hope those are not dreams about my future

[Anonymous No.52827727]

>>52827701
>get cash
>buy amazon giftcard because I cant use the cash online.
wtf am i gonna with cash? put it in my bank? gee great gift asshole.

[Anonymous No.52827729]

are the meme lines gonna hold mumu bros?

[Anonymous No.52827741]

>>52827717
>lithium mining stock
ALB or SQM

[Anonymous No.52827743]

>>52827727
I'm going to write fucking checks...
I'm not going to risk mailing $1500 in cash across the country.

[Anonymous No.52827747]

>>52827717
SQM's often bandied about but I don't want to touch it because I don't have a feel for Chilean political risk and am too lazy to learn Spanish.

[Anonymous No.52827754]

>>52827743
remember to write deposit only on the back

[Anonymous No.52827758]

>>52827718
do you bottle up your emotions excessively?

[Anonymous No.52827769]

>>52827754
Why? My parents might like the cash actually. My mom likes to play slots, and my dad is just an old boomer who likes wads of cash
>>52827758
Yes, the only place I am vulnerable with my emotions is here on /smg/

[Anonymous No.52827770]

>>52827743
Oh wow even worse. Now they have to put it in their bank and its just like any other money they have. Its like you didnt get them anything at all.
If you got them giftcards they could have a nice meal at dairy queen, buy a new shirt at the mall, get a new video game to try, and buy a coffee maker from amazon.

[Anonymous No.52827771]

>>52827718
Cum before you go to bed

[Anonymous No.52827778]

>>52827769
for the fun of it

[Anonymous No.52827794]

>>52827777

[Anonymous No.52827797]

bros what if theta gang wins this week, the thought scares me

[Anonymous No.52827803]

>>52827794

[Anonymous No.52827808]

>>52827642
Zerohedge was bearish during the entire golden bull run of 2010-2021 and they finally turned bullish earlier this year, at the pico top. Their articles are pure copium at this point.

[Anonymous No.52827816]

>oil already dumping
What going on oil barons?

[Anonymous No.52827837]

>>52827816
Looks good for me, still reloading.

[Anonymous No.52827840]

>>52827816
Fucking Albanians, that's what's happening.

[Anonymous No.52827841]

Hey VOO niggers, I heard that SCHD is better. Thots?

[Anonymous No.52827842]

>>52827770
You're right, but I can't think of anything else
>>52827771
Can't. I'm NNN+11 and I don't want to stop now. Though... now that you mention it, the nightmares did start about a month ago. I thought it was just the market
>>52827778
Oh, yes that would be a good joke... "For Mobile Deposit Only" would be better. I don't think my parents know how to do that. Maybe that's the gift... forcing them to learn how to use their phones

[Anonymous No.52827846]

>>52827816
Shudongdogwang entered lockdown again. That city of 800 million consumes 20% of Asia's oil.

[Anonymous No.52827852]

>>52827641
It's gay and watching it is gay, and enjoying it is gay, and even stopping for a moment to focus your eyes on it, again, is gay.

[Anonymous No.52827854]

>>52827808
zero hedge is just another ad blog. cant take their interpretations serious, even less than others because its impossible to make out the interest behind interpreting data the way they do.
Also HSI is doing its thing again

[Anonymous No.52827860]

>>52827842
Nutting is good for you if you don't over do it or do it with degenerate dopamine fucking porn. In 18th century Britain nannies used to give handjobs to even children and teens before they went to bed so they were more comfy womfy.

[Anonymous No.52827863]

>>52827642
>>52827808
This is the website whose only poster is based off of a Hollywood cult teen classic wherein the protagonist ends the movie by destroying every financial institution in the city.

[Anonymous No.52827868]

Wtf happened to SOXL on Friday. My average was 13 bucks. Am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.52827872]

>>52827860
>In 18th century Britain nannies used to give handjobs to even children and teens before they went to bed so they were more comfy womfy.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.52827874]

>>52827803

[Anonymous No.52827880]

Is FNGU a trap I'm going to get suckered into?

[Anonymous No.52827881]

>>52827860
sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.52827883]

>>52827868
holy fuck dude 13 bucks is super low. well it was super low when soxl was 30.

[Anonymous No.52827887]

Thought I’d post this here. My coworkers husband works high-ish up at Amazon and she told me that their sales have dropped like crazy right after Black Friday, thinking about buying some longer dated (a possibly March) puts.

For proof, I told her I was going Christmas shopping over the weekend and she said not to, she said wait until Monday because they’re going to try doing a big surprise sale to get their numbers back up.

[Anonymous No.52827897]

>>52827718
Nightsweats could be leukemia, lymphoma, or myeloma. Go to a doctor ASAP.

[Anonymous No.52827898]

>>52827887
i bought all my gifts from amazon with bobo money. guess mumus are having a tough time. more for me.

[Anonymous No.52827899]

>>52827860
>tfw no nannie hj before bed every night

[Anonymous No.52827909]

>>52827897
Thanks, but I don't go to doctors anymore
/smg/ just loves to diagnose people with life threatening afflictions...

[Anonymous No.52827922]

boil bros...

[Anonymous No.52827924]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.52827923]

>>52827909
doctors are dumb anyways, they all got the jabs. Idiots

[Anonymous No.52827949]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52827979]

>>52827880
Hedge. Buy 50% FNGU, 50% FNGD and you can't lose.

[Anonymous No.52827980]

>>52827883
It doesn't matter if it keeps going down

[To Amazon Pepe No.52827991]

Amazon Pepe for Amazon requester...also I'm long VNM! Not trading US stocks until crab dies.

[Anonymous No.52827995]

Chingooonwongchung will enter quarantine soon, selling all my China STOCKS

[Anonymous No.52828007]

I found an old flask that contains bacardi 8yr
well now its bacardi 12yr
do I drink it?

[Anonymous No.52828013]

>>52828007
yes

[Anonymous No.52828014]

>>52827860
The past was ALWAYS better.

[Anonymous No.52828016]

Buying back in going all in on tech for 2023.

[Anonymous No.52828023]

>>52828016
why? you should be looking for dividends, unless your want to taxloss harvest

[Anonymous No.52828026]

>>52828016

[Anonymous No.52828030]

bilisisters WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52828036]

>>52827135
Cash to senpai of lesser means, gift to those of greater means

[Anonymous No.52828047]

>>52828007
I read something about how once it’s bottled the aging effect no longer continues, 8 is still nice though so yeah

[Anonymous No.52828068]

>>52828047
That's what they want you to think so you buy their pre-aged alcohol at 10000% markup

[Anonymous No.52828078]

>>52827860
That sounds nice

[Anonymous No.52828084]

>>52828023
Buy BST for the best of both

[Anonymous No.52828092]

>>52828078
Well I guess I haven't fucking made it until I have that

[Anonymous No.52828108]

>>52828068
I have the palate of a baboon so I can hardly tell the difference with spirits most of the time, but I’ll take your word for it anon, eight year bottles aren’t exactly cheap drinking either.

[Anonymous No.52828110]

>>52828013
so fucking smooth. Love it. Tastes exactly like I remember bacardi 8yr tasting. Honestly better than Pussers. But pussers is more flavorful in the sense of vanillas etc. Bacardi 8yr doesn't go hard on those so it burns like whisky but is sweet like you expect a rum.
>>52828047
it's going on my to buy for Christmas list.

[Anonymous No.52828124]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52828133]

>>52827715
Ok, so maybe it's impossible for man's interference to improve the hell simulation we inhabit, so instead we interfere to make things worse so when people are born in to a man made hell++ they see that escape is possible to a vanilla hell that is much more tolerable.

[Anonymous No.52828160]

>>52827642
Bullish for YANG

[Anonymous No.52828162]

>>52827304
Fuck he's so based

[Anonymous No.52828184]

>>52827995
There's a shortage in physical YANG shares, but you didn't hear it from me.

[Anonymous No.52828195]

>>52828124
SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKA

[Anonymous No.52828207]

>>52826877
>bobs predicting black monday
bullish

[Anonymous No.52828215]

WTF is gonna happen to SOXL today, I'm scared

[Anonymous No.52828231]

there really hasn't been that much crazy bobo posting over this weekend
which is very bearish
if we had everyone in /smg/ fudding CPI and Fed week, saying we were dumping to 3600 by Friday, it would be a signal to go long
but nobody has been making these posts, to the degree of previous Fed weeks
which makes me think that a lot of people are going to get caught with their pants down

[Anonymous No.52828235]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52828243]

>>52828215
when you get scared think of this picture and remind yourself youre making important investment decision with real life money that you worked hard for based on pictures of a racist cartoon frog you see on a bangladesh goat shaving forum.

[Anonymous No.52828263]

>>52828231
smg is fucking dead man, no one is saying anything. everyone has made it, gone broke, got banned or got vaxxed. ive made half the posts in this thread. smg is dead.

[Anonymous No.52828264]

>>52828243
well that and over a decade of line go up knowing that government bailouts are a thing

too big to fail has fucked investing forever more

[Anonymous No.52828288]

>>52828235
Honestly, is he okay?

[Anonymous No.52828289]

>>52828263
the catalogue is dead, it's eerie. Barely any pink wojaks.

[Anonymous No.52828300]

>>52828263
This. Market declines at least bring excitement and bobos. But after a rally or two wash *those* folks out, it's just a quiet grind of despair.

Anyway, I'm going to officially recommend BANKD this week. Cap it.

[Anonymous No.52828311]

>>52828235
is he ok? Did anyone sexually abuse his body afterards?

[Anonymous No.52828317]

>>52828288
>>52828311
he won actually

[Anonymous No.52828322]

>>52827534
Isn’t that the now president of Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.52828338]

>>52828322
Sure is

[Anonymous No.52828347]

a song for my fellow virgins
make enough money kings that you dont have to suck your bosses toes just to survive
https://youtu.be/i1WOaGmz6DE

[To Amazon Pepe No.52828366]

>>52828289
Line is flat overall since 9/27 market is dead. I can try to make money in and up or down direction, but crab sucks.

[Anonymous No.52828370]

SOXL is going to 8.30.
I tried to tell you.

[Anonymous No.52828381]

>>52828370
Good I need a low entry point on some calls

[Anonymous No.52828384]

>>52828370
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.
Volatility drag.
Beta slippage.

Chop chop. chop.

SOXL.

3x ETF's.

LETF's.

[Anonymous No.52828390]

we are very likely to gap lower my basterds

[Anonymous No.52828391]

>>52828370
when?

[Anonymous No.52828393]

>>52828381
Please report back to the class how that works out for yah

[Anonymous No.52828419]

>>52828393
I feel so so so so bad for laughing, does that dog have any chance of making it?

[Anonymous No.52828436]

>>52828317
Man, that was such a comfy time.

[Anonymous No.52828437]

>>52828419
I think the doggie looks okay, maybe a few sprained joints but the fact that he was only bouncing around like that on snow and the fact that dogs are ridiculously flexible/resistant should mean that dogi is okay

[Anonymous No.52828462]

>>52828436
i wish china didn't ruin everything for the world with their cough shit much comfier

[Anonymous No.52828473]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIINGGGG GO UP LINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52828483]

>>52828263
None of you dirty bhenchodes listen to my 2-3+ year horizon value plays : BCC, SCI, GRMN.

Bastards. Bhenchodes.

[Anonymous No.52828496]

Oh. You've heard about BCC. You've heard about SCI.

But you didn't know about GRMN.

You didn't think the GPS technology company was a value play.

Lol.

[Anonymous No.52828504]

>>52828483
hey fuck you swami vivekananda i said nice things about SCI last week. I take it back now

[Anonymous No.52828519]

>>52828504
>swami vivekananda
lmao my grandparents have this fag's quotes and pictures all over their walls on Kolkata. pretty sure this dude fucked underage girls while smoking hash and drinking liquor while pretending to be a pious Hindu-Buddhist

[Anonymous No.52828521]

>>52828483
do you actually do analysis of these stocks or just come to /smg/ to schizo post about random firms no one cares about and generally get ignored?

[Anonymous No.52828522]

>>52828496
divvie? they on the way to recovery fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.52828532]

>>52828519
> this dude fucked underage girls while smoking hash and drinking liquor
BASED and my kind of spiritual leader-pilled

[Anonymous No.52828565]

>>52828521
Dude i unironically have analyzed the shit out of SCI, BCC, and GRMN

I just like schizo posting because it makes me laugh when newfags reply to the schizo posting style instead of the substance of what is said

if you are serious, go on the archive and look up BCC and SCI and look at my posts on these companies. I haven't really talked about GRMN on here.

I can spoonfeed you my BCC and SCI long theses but they are very boring and un-/smg/-esque because everyone on here like short term growth gambles and not long-term value stock buys that play out incredibly slowly

so yeah im serious about SCI, BCC, and GRMN. these are legit value stonks that i believe can catch a bid at the heels of CTA's/Asset managers/prop funds having massive rebals towards value and not growth in coming months

This isn't a short term gamble, and won't be a sexy /smg/ style convex pump like a lot of the memes we know and love here

[Anonymous No.52828579]

B I L I
I
L
I

[Anonymous No.52828580]

>>52824975
>he doesn't understand that we're not in the 2010s anymore and that we're in a lost decade of crabbing and despair
boomer Mumus aren't gonna make it

>natgas
wtfwt

[Anonymous No.52828598]

uranium

[Anonymous No.52828601]

>>52828565
i'm buying GRMN because the lowrance gps on my boat sucks and the garmins are better
i dunno about BCC holding up with inflation going down and the windfall covid profits ending

[Anonymous No.52828626]

I tested positive for COVID bros

[Anonymous No.52828637]

>>52828601
>>52828522
Yep, GRMN is a massively underrated dividend stock. Return to shareholders right now thru dividend is a massive draw to ELS funds imo. I am yuuugely long GRMN

[To Amazon Pepe No.52828642]

>>52828626

[Anonymous No.52828647]

>>52828626
I just got boosted

[Anonymous No.52828675]

>>52828626
If you get paid sick days its pretty based

[Anonymous No.52828707]

>>52828626
buy a fifth of strong bourbon, citrus fruits and oolong tea, don't get a vax or go to a hospital.

[Anonymous No.52828711]

>>52828707
yeah for me it was some oolong tea mixed with a half gallon of vodka that cured my COVID

[Anonymous No.52828717]

For me its Mr. Black on the rocks

[Anonymous No.52828719]

Siri pull up the put/call ratio
Overlay it on the SPY
Play Flight of the Valkyries
Perfect

[Anonymous No.52828721]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT CHINA COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52828726]

>>52828719

[Anonymous No.52828730]

>>52828707
>>52828711
unironically?

[Anonymous No.52828731]

>>52828719
the rise in index puts is much larger than the rise in equity puts
this is very bearish
if it was an excess of equity puts, with a relatively small increase in index puts, I would agree with you
but the big spike in index puts, from big professional players is very bearish
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCE
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCI

[Anonymous No.52828734]

>>52828721
the chinese are fake and gay

[Anonymous No.52828737]

>>52828637
thank fren, getting this and a sci bag thursday

[Anonymous No.52828738]

Bros
Is it too late to short Tesla?

>>52828579
>tfw I didn’t believe

[Anonymous No.52828749]

>>52828738
Short Amazon.

[Anonymous No.52828750]

Recession in 10-12 weeks
H1 2023 will be the bottom

[Anonymous No.52828751]

>>52828384
chop skitzo is back

[Anonymous No.52828754]

>>52828391
Probably this week, maybe next.
There is an outside chance of a 75bps hike.
We have another inflation report before the hike, and if that's bad like last week's was, then that gives a dump plus an increased chance of a 75bps hike.

[Anonymous No.52828771]

>>52828730
yes

[Anonymous No.52828775]

>>52828754
JPOW should just come out and slap a 2% hike on the market out of nowhere. I wanna see circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.52828792]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52828805]

>yields

[Anonymous No.52828812]

if red id, scarlet mommy punishes us all week

[Anonymous No.52828818]

>>52828626
getting covid convinced me that shit was made in a lab, never felt so fucking weird before
>confirmed sick
>no symptoms other than full body aches
>no headache or runny nose just my entire fucking body hurts
>could feel every single muscle and bone and tendon in my body
>just layed on the couch for days
>then got a fucking ear infection
>then it left and I got a strep throat
>everytime my body knocked out a symptom its like the virus went somewhere else
>ended up getting a 103 fever and then it just fucking disappears
was like one week roller coaster of bullshit
haven't been sick since though so i assume my immune system just became a fucking chad

[Anonymous No.52828821]

>>52828626
I haven't been sick with anything since the 2010s. My secret is that most buildings around here have a long vertical metal bar as a handle on the door and I hold it as high as I can like no one else does so I don't touch short people's germs.

[Anonymous No.52828828]

>>52828812
>blue
>blue balls
>bears dont get to cum

[Anonymous No.52828832]

>>52828805
40bp climb time?

[Anonymous No.52828839]

i told myself i wouldnt bet on cpi or fomc again and here i am with of all things a huge stack of SOXL. its like my life is a sitcom for someone.

[Anonymous No.52828843]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK7HJvmgFnM

[Anonymous No.52828846]

>>52828754
these decisions are made during the blackout period. This CPI will have no effect on it.

[Anonymous No.52828848]

>>52828818
>no symptoms other than full body aches
>no headache or runny nose just my entire fucking body hurts
>could feel every single muscle and bone and tendon in my body
>just layed on the couch for days
this was my experience too. no fever though.

[Anonymous No.52828856]

>>52828839
thanks for taking the hit for the team

[Anonymous No.52828862]

>>52828848
I'm still not sure if I ever had it. I've been sick only two times since 2020, and both times were normal cold symptoms... none of the insane shit everyone else is getting.

[Anonymous No.52828865]

>>52828848
fever might be a me thing, it happens when I'm really sick and usually is when I start to get over it. I get super fucking hot and delirious and then I'm suddenly better

[Anonymous No.52828866]

>>52828839
>>52828846
whoa blackout betting

[Anonymous No.52828871]

I changed my mind, cpi coming in down, but misses. hotter than expected and we crash to 3800.

time to put on the bear suit.

[Anonymous No.52828878]

>>52828862
How bad you can get it depends on whats called the viral load. So if you get barely exposed you get a slow ramp up. My mom got sick with it though and I was a good son and took care of her. Love her to death but holy fucking shit she would NOT cover her mouth when she coughed. I went from totally fine to fucking mega sick in a day probably because I was breathing that shit like crazy. The virus is really weird and spreads absurdly fast through the air

[Anonymous No.52828884]

The market is being a bitch. Everyone knows it will be 50 bps but we're still pricing 25% chance for 75. The most uncertainty before any fed meeting this year. This suggests upside.

[Anonymous No.52828896]

>>52828862
i think i had it at the very beginning, but can't be sure. i did travel from melbourne (lots of chinks) in late february 2020 so i'm pretty sure it was.
then i never got sick again through the whole pandemic until just a few weeks age and tested positive

[Anonymous No.52828933]

>>52828871
>cpi coming in down, but misses
bullearish?

[Anonymous No.52828953]

> futures

[Anonymous No.52828955]

>>52828731
CPCI rise and fall tracks SPX volume very well. This is another /smg/ nothingburger. More trades means more hedging of said trades.

$cpce is the only inherently sentimental indicator, and all I can see is that it's being more volatile.

[Anonymous No.52828961]

>>52828749
Bezos isn’t challenging the pharmastate

[Anonymous No.52828965]

>>52828878
i got covid and i was nowhere near anyone with symptoms
i still have no fucking idea where i got it from since i was only at work and ate out with family one time before i got sick (entire family was fine tho)

like im the person with the lowest risk in my family (youngest, no chronic conditions) but i felt like shit for 1 week, did not work entire week and was still positive and coughing a bit when i went back to work (policy now is as long as no more fever and you're getting better for 48 hours you can go back to work)
never had fatigue so bad i felt like i might collapse when i was walking around, or maybe thats because my 20s are ending...

[Anonymous No.52828970]

>>52828953
I don't like any of those Lexuses.......Lexii?
The coupes look nice though

[Anonymous No.52828977]

>>52828953
gay

[Anonymous No.52828980]

I've been in oil and swinging natgas this whole winter guys

[Anonymous No.52828986]

>>52826852
Is it time to to put some money into TLT? Would bond prices go up if we assume inflation is slowing down and that the fed pivots in 2023? Also bonds are considered to be a safe investments during market crashes. Would this be a good investment or is this smoothbrain thinking??

[Anonymous No.52828995]

>>52828986
its a good choice, but if inflation is stickier, and the fed has to hike higher than anyone expects(hiking to 6% to cause enough unemployment for wage pressure to stop for example) then youre heemed

[Anonymous No.52829001]

>>52828980
>umm actually the first day of winter is December 21st

[Anonymous No.52829006]

damn it feels good to be a bobo shorting crypto

[Anonymous No.52829011]

>>52827135
Cash is for prostitutes, just write each of them a nice card. If you give adults cash that reads as though you're buying them, like a prostitute. But then again I'm not a consoomer npc, since npcs are whores then maybe they would appreciate a couple hundred bucks. I would be offended if given cash but would appreciate and save a heartfelt handwritten card, even if only a couple lines.

[Anonymous No.52829017]

>>52828980
natgas bros... it's our fucking time...

[Anonymous No.52829024]

>>52828986
Yes, but if the recession hits badly, the government will need to issue new debt even faster than its current $2t/year rate. At a certain point there simply aren't enough dollars to fund that, especially without another round of QE (aka going full Japan).

[Anonymous No.52829029]

>>52828843
>literally the worst song of the album
Hopefully its over

[Anonymous No.52829042]

>>52829006
Shorting the miners or the coins or Silvergate?

[Anonymous No.52829048]

>>52829042
just Doge

[Anonymous No.52829058]

>>52829029
lel

[Anonymous No.52829066]

>>52829029
>>literally the worst song of the album
>Pink Floyd
There's so many to choose from tho
Absolute goyslop for the ears

[Anonymous No.52829069]

>>52829017
i hope those yuros FREEZE

https://youtu.be/q_XzZNCDWCA

[Anonymous No.52829080]

>>52828338
He’s a little sniffly. Hope he isn’t sick…

[Anonymous No.52829081]

>>52829066
>calling pink Floyd goyslop to your ear
You probably think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time

[Anonymous No.52829088]

>>52827172
I haven't been here much these last few months but this seems like some quality pasta

[Anonymous No.52829091]

>>52829081
they are though, and it's just contrarian faggots who say otherwise

[Anonymous No.52829092]

>>52829048
You trust the exchanges with your collateral?

[Anonymous No.52829094]

>>52828734
Based.

[Anonymous No.52829100]

>>52829024
>OH NO! high intrest rates means no more investment for an already saturated market economy. THE HAPPENING WILL COMMENCE IN JUST 2 WEEKS! what ever will we do without more tech startups where college grads go to do fake jobs or arts and crafts shops/sports memorabilia shops some guys wife started to fill up our emptying strip malls? the economy is literally over.

the recession meme has HOOKED more anons than covid did. the only people interest rates hurt are our crypto colonial subjects, the emerging markets and the euros. american markets are already well beyond full saturation.

[Anonymous No.52829101]

I recovered 40% of my total portfolio losses over last week. Should I call it quits here or keep going?

[Anonymous No.52829107]

>>52829091
Literally how are they considered the greatest. Their music can be easily replicated by nearly competent band of today. Yet the same can't be said about Pink Floyd. If everyone could play your music you shouldn't be considered the greatest

[Anonymous No.52829122]

>>52829091
The greatest band of all time was Queen. This is by vote and I tend to agree.

https://amp.radiox.co.uk/artists/queen/crowned-greatest-rock-band-all-time-poll/

Black Sabbath was the greatest metal band of all time. Fuck Metallica. Iron Maiden is cool tho.

[Anonymous No.52829123]

>>52829081
>Beatles
Probably the only band more overrated beyond pink Floyd, current music not included. I'm a Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, CCR enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52829132]

>>52829100
That chart is wrong. The bottom right state is technically an undersaturated solution.

[Anonymous No.52829134]

why did the put/call ratio peak days before jackson hole and then the market made a new yearly low months later? seems like big boys get the headsup early and maybe this tool can be used to catch that action?

[Anonymous No.52829142]

>>52829107

[Anonymous No.52829148]

>>52829100
Buddy check yield curve computer. There are gonna be no loan originations ever again.

>>52829101
The past doesn't matter. Only the future. Do you positions have room to run or not?

[Anonymous No.52829164]

>>52829122
Checked, Queen is awesome. The main classic rock radio station in London, forget the name, asked their listeners to build the ultimate all star band, best drummer, best singer, etc, and they recreated Led Zeppelin inadvertently.

[Anonymous No.52829165]

>>52829148
That has been what bobo has been harping on for 3 months. Still waiting.

[Anonymous No.52829175]

>>52828848
Headaches and body aches were the most common symptoms of the original covid.
Fever was actually extremely rare among positive cases.
t. former medical worker in a state prison

[Anonymous No.52829180]

>>52828818
I only felt really bad for 2 days when I got it but it was a fruit cocktail of crap for me when I got it in January
>body hurts all over like you
>dizzy as fuck
>throat as dry as the Sahara, but nasal pathways were clogged so even drinking water to relieve it was painful
>felt cold enough to put on a blanket even though it was 29 degrees Celsius outside

In hindsight this was a bearish sign and I should've sold everything afterward

[Anonymous No.52829200]

>>52828965
my other family members had different symptoms, it attacks the body so randomly

[Anonymous No.52829201]

>>52829175
Did you get to murder any inmates with a ventilator?

[Anonymous No.52829215]

>>52829201
No. If they were that far gone, we sent them to a hospital. We had no ICU.

[Anonymous No.52829218]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/11/investing/stocks-week-ahead/index.html . Come on Powell, whip out a nice fat hike for me later this coming week. I wanna bag epic cheapies in early 2023. Sides seeing the interest rate climbing past the current 3.0% on my emergency fund would be nice to.

[Anonymous No.52829220]

>>52829164
Zoe is close, but their style doesn’t variate as much as queen’s. Not to mention, Mercury was a freak of nature with a mouth that could hit notes and work his amazing voice to great effect. I love Zep, but Queen has more genuine hits.

[Anonymous No.52829241]

>>52829142
>the original backstreet boys
12 year old girls like them, and you, anon, you have the taste of a twelve year old girl

[Anonymous No.52829258]

>>52829220
Saying which is better is rather subjective, both are pure, top tier talent that deserve respect for their craft.

[Anonymous No.52829274]

>>52829258
It’s certainly subjective.

[Anonymous No.52829296]

>>52829148
I only do 1dtes and 0dtes, I sold all my positions back during June to go all in on options. Worst mistake of my life ngl. I'm thinking of doing strangles for the CPI then calling it quits for a long time.

[Anonymous No.52829313]

>>52829241
seems like a good way to connect with your potential future wife

[Anonymous No.52829317]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52829334]

>>52829134
did the it rally just before jackson hole and wipe out a bunch of those puts though?

[Anonymous No.52829339]

>>52829092
no, but it's not a lot of my stack

[Anonymous No.52829352]

>>52829122
Queen was mid

There are lots of great bands out there and it depends on how you define greatest. Like number of commercial hits? Best song? Best album? Best Albums? Longest on the charts? Best live? Highest revenue in whatever category? Cultural impact? Most actually skilled musicians?

The Grateful Dead is up there I can tell you that.

[Anonymous No.52829353]

>>52829296
tight 10point strangle on spx 5points if you can afford it buy in the last 3 minutes of the monday cash session. then 15 mins before the bell hope for an exit fill.
>no refunds

[Anonymous No.52829363]

>>52829296
Bruh, I'm quickly going broke doing the same. I thought I had this shit figured out after looking at it without playing but once I started playing it all went wrong. I'm not even a bobo or a mumu but I have learned to really fucking hate crabs.

[Anonymous No.52829368]

>>52829334
maybe retail felt some squeeze but they made a killing, i was down 80% on my weeklies going into jackson hole, turned into one of the best trades i made this year. i really think they held.

[Anonymous No.52829375]

>>52829313
>future
Based roastie enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52829410]

>>52829388
>>52829388
>>52829388
>>52829388

[Anonymous No.52830021]

>>52827797
theta gang always wins in the sense they actually have positive expected value.

[Anonymous No.52830156]

>>52828792
kek

[Anonymous No.52831827]

>>52828496
>BCC
I think big chinese cocks are a rumor and don't exist.