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Get ready for Black Monday

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>> No.52826892

btc below 17k

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Oh noes, for shame

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nat gas bros...yea im thinking we're brapp

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>> No.52826991

sirs assemble

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you have no idea how short Doge I am

>> No.52826998

Well gonna start 2023 with 7800 in debt with around 5000 more in extra expenses tossed on top of it happening through out the year. The upshot is I'll be knocking it all down as the year goes along, my salary will cover the payments,etc so that amount won't be ballooning any.

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>> No.52827013

thanks i was getting concerned

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i hope janny-chan didnt ban me for brapping too hard

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>no bush

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>> No.52827045

What happens first?

1. Treasuries for oil

2. CBDC for oil

3. Bitcoin for oil

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>> No.52827074

Or how could I forget?

4. Gold Bullion for Barrels

>> No.52827078

is it gonna crab? im not sure due to oil and gas behaving like this

>> No.52827089

BTC @16950 giving an early insight to markets maybe

>> No.52827104

Oil/gas to the moon

Everything else to 0

>> No.52827135

Am I a bad person if I just give my entire family cash for Christmas? I have a lot, I'm on the opposite coast from them, and I don't know anything about what they want and/or need. I was considering $500 each for my parents and $250 each for my siblings. I don't think any of them invest in the stock market, or anything really... My younger brother went through a silver and gold phase a while back, but I don't know if he still has that

>> No.52827139

I love getting cash as a gift instead of something random that i may or may not like/use/benefit from.

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No.on the contrary that way they get whatever they like,nothing bad with it

>> No.52827147

Yes but you're also probably an autist who posts on /smg/. No one in my family is like us

>> No.52827160

as a kid I always loved getting cash the most, but I wonder if it's better to just not give gifts at all if adults are just giving eachother cash

>> No.52827168

I am indeed an autist who posts on /smg/ how did you know?

>> No.52827172

Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings(poors,women,non human animals,black ppl or whoever else you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

>> No.52827174

I know my mom will probably just take it to the fucking casino, so she'd have some fun with it. My dad would probably buy stuff for the home. No idea what my siblings would do
>better to just not give gifts at all if adults are just giving eachother cash
I agree, but the thing is I probably make more than the rest of my family combined... so I feel like I have a responsibility to give them better gifts

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This bot again

>> No.52827182

A lot of people don’t like it because they think of it as impersonal. I think the money for siblings is perfectly fine but giving cash towards your parents is in bad taste unless you know they need it.

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thats a decent sum of money to each person, i think it would be well received considering youre not there

>> No.52827204

1. You're posting on /smg/
2. You want cash as a gift
Most normal people actually like receiving gifts... apparently. I wouldn't know myself. I don't like it when people give me things, cash or otherwise.
Yes, I think my parents could use it. They're pretty dumb with money and are poor
Thanks. Maybe I can find some nice greeting cards to stuff it in

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john rocker is an anime rapist
>the more you know

pic as promised, remember the 9 trillion, never forget
also my workout was real gud

>> No.52827260

That's an old version... also the wrong time of the thread to post it

>> No.52827275

>Max Drawdown -99.9%

and it still outperforms

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Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again.
We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one.
The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising.
That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing.
Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

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Found the perfect card for yah

>> No.52827296

Why did you insert line breaks?
Thanks, I'm printing four copies now

>> No.52827303

Fucking Bitfarms motherfucker, will that shit ever go up? I'm down 50%.
Also I'm 100%UPRO in my kid's account, do I switch that shit to SPY?

SOXL $20 next week
P.s. fuck you

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>> No.52827341

Sounds like graham summers analysis. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

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>> No.52827350

That's one way to not get drafted

>> No.52827354

That kid as is actually cool as hell. Even black retards make it look cooler

>> No.52827357

please tell me there is a gif of him firing this thing and his flab vibrating in slow motion

>> No.52827359

Please dont make me go find it :(

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I won't.

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>CPI set to come in low
>FOMOC and 50bps

oh yeah I'm thinking its meltup week

>> No.52827389

Based on?

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Please buy calls

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hamchads make the best soldiers

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>Folks, it is just that easy!

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Consensus is at %0.3 so it's not technically low and will be counted as higher than expectations in some ways.

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Thanks anyways

>> No.52827452

damn that is a retarded estimate

>> No.52827458

Clevelandfed nowcast is not predictive. They have been wrong more then they have been right this year. Based on that history inflation will go negative. Which is even worse because that's deflation. Now what about your one metric nigger?

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Kanye got heemed so hard it scared China

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No problem fren

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You just know

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>be me, hungry
>go through KFC drive through
>pay up, get food
>drive home as fast as i can
>realize they didn't give me any gravy
>look at receipt
>i still paid for it
>fuck's sake
>already at home, not worth it to drive back

what the actual fuck, how can they expect me to enjoy this goyslop without the goysauce? holy shit am i mad, this chicken is so fucking dry otherwise. god damn it. extremely bearish on YUM

rocker if you're reading this, add YUM to the cringe list right the fuck now, i feel constitutionally violated. this isn't right what they're doing to people

>> No.52827522

A tale as old as time

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To live is to suffer, no gain is possible weighted against the cost of life, we exist only to experience pain and to yearn for the release of returning to the unconsciousness from whence we once foolishly ventured.

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SOXL sisters, The Lord of Light requires a sacrifice.

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Women have vaginas

>> No.52827563

kek post the quote about schopenhauer becoming a defeatist after getting rejected by a girl he tried to gift something

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>commodity futures

>> No.52827579

Wait hat heppened to Yeezus?

>> No.52827580

>short oil
>long tech
Sorry oil princesses but your reign is over. KNEEL.

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>long tech

>> No.52827609

If I were you, I'd check 30 year bond computer before longing the Q's.

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>> No.52827622

I have $30k cost basis in sqqq ><

>> No.52827625

giftcards dude that way it at least seems like you know something about them that they like even if it means you know they like to go to mcdonalds sometimes. giftcards are an excuse to spend the money. with cash they might save it. even an amazon giftcard with a christmas card is better than just cash.

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Its nice to see that bus being mostly peaceful

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>> No.52827636

I hate having to remove links from watches

>> No.52827641

This looks aesthetic,no homo

>> No.52827642

China reopening per ZeroHedge. To the moon we go.

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Bruh I don't even know who Schopenhauer was, I just save shit like that ff 4channel when it gives me laughs. Sick combo that he went emo over being a simp though, I guess things never really change for humanity over the years.

>> No.52827653

lmao is that a real image? old good, new bad medieval style.

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>long US tech

>> No.52827679

Lithium unironically hot right now.

>> No.52827692

Demand is going to get bad. They are building so many battery factories it isn't even funny.

>> No.52827696
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Do you guys ever dream about your future? A future where you've made it and all of your creative desires come true?

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Ill wait till i see him win the primary, till then DXY DEES NUTS NIGGA

>> No.52827701

I don't know enough about my family to know what stores I should get gift cards at
And also, as the late Mitch Hedberg said
>"I think a gift certificate is a bad gift. What's a gift certificate? You take money that was good everywhere..."

>> No.52827715

I dont deny this universe is Hell/simulation of never ending struggle, suffering and conflict. My objection comes at mans attempts to recreate another Hell on top of the already existing Hell of the physical world. Capitalism is a simulation within the simulation. On top of the already existing threats and pains of life we have created artificial extra torture and suffering.

>> No.52827717

what's the best lithium mining stock?

>> No.52827718

Literally every night I wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares. Sometimes up to three times... like once at 11 PM, 2 AM, and 5 AM. I hope those are not dreams about my future

>> No.52827727

>get cash
>buy amazon giftcard because I cant use the cash online.
wtf am i gonna with cash? put it in my bank? gee great gift asshole.

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are the meme lines gonna hold mumu bros?

>> No.52827741

>lithium mining stock

>> No.52827743

I'm going to write fucking checks...
I'm not going to risk mailing $1500 in cash across the country.

>> No.52827747

SQM's often bandied about but I don't want to touch it because I don't have a feel for Chilean political risk and am too lazy to learn Spanish.

>> No.52827754

remember to write deposit only on the back

>> No.52827758

do you bottle up your emotions excessively?

>> No.52827769

Why? My parents might like the cash actually. My mom likes to play slots, and my dad is just an old boomer who likes wads of cash
Yes, the only place I am vulnerable with my emotions is here on /smg/

>> No.52827770

Oh wow even worse. Now they have to put it in their bank and its just like any other money they have. Its like you didnt get them anything at all.
If you got them giftcards they could have a nice meal at dairy queen, buy a new shirt at the mall, get a new video game to try, and buy a coffee maker from amazon.

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Cum before you go to bed

>> No.52827778

for the fun of it

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bros what if theta gang wins this week, the thought scares me

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Zerohedge was bearish during the entire golden bull run of 2010-2021 and they finally turned bullish earlier this year, at the pico top. Their articles are pure copium at this point.

>> No.52827816

>oil already dumping
What going on oil barons?

>> No.52827837

Looks good for me, still reloading.

>> No.52827840

Fucking Albanians, that's what's happening.

>> No.52827841

Hey VOO niggers, I heard that SCHD is better. Thots?

>> No.52827842

You're right, but I can't think of anything else
Can't. I'm NNN+11 and I don't want to stop now. Though... now that you mention it, the nightmares did start about a month ago. I thought it was just the market
Oh, yes that would be a good joke... "For Mobile Deposit Only" would be better. I don't think my parents know how to do that. Maybe that's the gift... forcing them to learn how to use their phones

>> No.52827846

Shudongdogwang entered lockdown again. That city of 800 million consumes 20% of Asia's oil.

>> No.52827852

It's gay and watching it is gay, and enjoying it is gay, and even stopping for a moment to focus your eyes on it, again, is gay.

>> No.52827854

zero hedge is just another ad blog. cant take their interpretations serious, even less than others because its impossible to make out the interest behind interpreting data the way they do.
Also HSI is doing its thing again

>> No.52827860

Nutting is good for you if you don't over do it or do it with degenerate dopamine fucking porn. In 18th century Britain nannies used to give handjobs to even children and teens before they went to bed so they were more comfy womfy.

>> No.52827863

This is the website whose only poster is based off of a Hollywood cult teen classic wherein the protagonist ends the movie by destroying every financial institution in the city.

>> No.52827868

Wtf happened to SOXL on Friday. My average was 13 bucks. Am I fucked?

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>In 18th century Britain nannies used to give handjobs to even children and teens before they went to bed so they were more comfy womfy.

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>> No.52827880

Is FNGU a trap I'm going to get suckered into?

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sounds comfy

>> No.52827883

holy fuck dude 13 bucks is super low. well it was super low when soxl was 30.

>> No.52827887

Thought I’d post this here. My coworkers husband works high-ish up at Amazon and she told me that their sales have dropped like crazy right after Black Friday, thinking about buying some longer dated (a possibly March) puts.

For proof, I told her I was going Christmas shopping over the weekend and she said not to, she said wait until Monday because they’re going to try doing a big surprise sale to get their numbers back up.

>> No.52827897

Nightsweats could be leukemia, lymphoma, or myeloma. Go to a doctor ASAP.

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i bought all my gifts from amazon with bobo money. guess mumus are having a tough time. more for me.

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>tfw no nannie hj before bed every night

>> No.52827909

Thanks, but I don't go to doctors anymore
/smg/ just loves to diagnose people with life threatening afflictions...

>> No.52827922

boil bros...

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>> No.52827923

doctors are dumb anyways, they all got the jabs. Idiots

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>> No.52827979

Hedge. Buy 50% FNGU, 50% FNGD and you can't lose.

>> No.52827980

It doesn't matter if it keeps going down

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Amazon Pepe for Amazon requester...also I'm long VNM! Not trading US stocks until crab dies.

>> No.52827995

Chingooonwongchung will enter quarantine soon, selling all my China STOCKS

>> No.52828007

I found an old flask that contains bacardi 8yr
well now its bacardi 12yr
do I drink it?

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>> No.52828014

The past was ALWAYS better.

>> No.52828016

Buying back in going all in on tech for 2023.

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why? you should be looking for dividends, unless your want to taxloss harvest

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bilisisters WTFWT

>> No.52828036

Cash to senpai of lesser means, gift to those of greater means

>> No.52828047

I read something about how once it’s bottled the aging effect no longer continues, 8 is still nice though so yeah

>> No.52828068

That's what they want you to think so you buy their pre-aged alcohol at 10000% markup

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That sounds nice

>> No.52828084

Buy BST for the best of both

>> No.52828092

Well I guess I haven't fucking made it until I have that

>> No.52828108

I have the palate of a baboon so I can hardly tell the difference with spirits most of the time, but I’ll take your word for it anon, eight year bottles aren’t exactly cheap drinking either.

>> No.52828110

so fucking smooth. Love it. Tastes exactly like I remember bacardi 8yr tasting. Honestly better than Pussers. But pussers is more flavorful in the sense of vanillas etc. Bacardi 8yr doesn't go hard on those so it burns like whisky but is sweet like you expect a rum.
it's going on my to buy for Christmas list.

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>> No.52828133

Ok, so maybe it's impossible for man's interference to improve the hell simulation we inhabit, so instead we interfere to make things worse so when people are born in to a man made hell++ they see that escape is possible to a vanilla hell that is much more tolerable.

>> No.52828160

Bullish for YANG

>> No.52828162

Fuck he's so based

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There's a shortage in physical YANG shares, but you didn't hear it from me.

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>bobs predicting black monday

>> No.52828215

WTF is gonna happen to SOXL today, I'm scared

>> No.52828231

there really hasn't been that much crazy bobo posting over this weekend
which is very bearish
if we had everyone in /smg/ fudding CPI and Fed week, saying we were dumping to 3600 by Friday, it would be a signal to go long
but nobody has been making these posts, to the degree of previous Fed weeks
which makes me think that a lot of people are going to get caught with their pants down

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when you get scared think of this picture and remind yourself youre making important investment decision with real life money that you worked hard for based on pictures of a racist cartoon frog you see on a bangladesh goat shaving forum.

>> No.52828263

smg is fucking dead man, no one is saying anything. everyone has made it, gone broke, got banned or got vaxxed. ive made half the posts in this thread. smg is dead.

>> No.52828264

well that and over a decade of line go up knowing that government bailouts are a thing

too big to fail has fucked investing forever more

>> No.52828288

Honestly, is he okay?

>> No.52828289

the catalogue is dead, it's eerie. Barely any pink wojaks.

>> No.52828300

This. Market declines at least bring excitement and bobos. But after a rally or two wash *those* folks out, it's just a quiet grind of despair.

Anyway, I'm going to officially recommend BANKD this week. Cap it.

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is he ok? Did anyone sexually abuse his body afterards?

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he won actually

>> No.52828322

Isn’t that the now president of Ukraine?

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Sure is

>> No.52828347

a song for my fellow virgins
make enough money kings that you dont have to suck your bosses toes just to survive

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Line is flat overall since 9/27 market is dead. I can try to make money in and up or down direction, but crab sucks.

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SOXL is going to 8.30.
I tried to tell you.

>> No.52828381

Good I need a low entry point on some calls

>> No.52828384

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.
Volatility drag.
Beta slippage.

Chop chop. chop.


3x ETF's.


>> No.52828390

we are very likely to gap lower my basterds

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Please report back to the class how that works out for yah

>> No.52828419

I feel so so so so bad for laughing, does that dog have any chance of making it?

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Man, that was such a comfy time.

>> No.52828437

I think the doggie looks okay, maybe a few sprained joints but the fact that he was only bouncing around like that on snow and the fact that dogs are ridiculously flexible/resistant should mean that dogi is okay

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i wish china didn't ruin everything for the world with their cough shit much comfier

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>> No.52828483

None of you dirty bhenchodes listen to my 2-3+ year horizon value plays : BCC, SCI, GRMN.

Bastards. Bhenchodes.

>> No.52828496

Oh. You've heard about BCC. You've heard about SCI.

But you didn't know about GRMN.

You didn't think the GPS technology company was a value play.


>> No.52828504

hey fuck you swami vivekananda i said nice things about SCI last week. I take it back now

>> No.52828519

>swami vivekananda
lmao my grandparents have this fag's quotes and pictures all over their walls on Kolkata. pretty sure this dude fucked underage girls while smoking hash and drinking liquor while pretending to be a pious Hindu-Buddhist

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do you actually do analysis of these stocks or just come to /smg/ to schizo post about random firms no one cares about and generally get ignored?

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divvie? they on the way to recovery fr fr no cap

>> No.52828532

> this dude fucked underage girls while smoking hash and drinking liquor
BASED and my kind of spiritual leader-pilled

>> No.52828565

Dude i unironically have analyzed the shit out of SCI, BCC, and GRMN

I just like schizo posting because it makes me laugh when newfags reply to the schizo posting style instead of the substance of what is said

if you are serious, go on the archive and look up BCC and SCI and look at my posts on these companies. I haven't really talked about GRMN on here.

I can spoonfeed you my BCC and SCI long theses but they are very boring and un-/smg/-esque because everyone on here like short term growth gambles and not long-term value stock buys that play out incredibly slowly

so yeah im serious about SCI, BCC, and GRMN. these are legit value stonks that i believe can catch a bid at the heels of CTA's/Asset managers/prop funds having massive rebals towards value and not growth in coming months

This isn't a short term gamble, and won't be a sexy /smg/ style convex pump like a lot of the memes we know and love here

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>> No.52828580

>he doesn't understand that we're not in the 2010s anymore and that we're in a lost decade of crabbing and despair
boomer Mumus aren't gonna make it


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>> No.52828601

i'm buying GRMN because the lowrance gps on my boat sucks and the garmins are better
i dunno about BCC holding up with inflation going down and the windfall covid profits ending

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I tested positive for COVID bros

>> No.52828637

Yep, GRMN is a massively underrated dividend stock. Return to shareholders right now thru dividend is a massive draw to ELS funds imo. I am yuuugely long GRMN

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>> No.52828647

I just got boosted

>> No.52828675

If you get paid sick days its pretty based

>> No.52828707

buy a fifth of strong bourbon, citrus fruits and oolong tea, don't get a vax or go to a hospital.

>> No.52828711

yeah for me it was some oolong tea mixed with a half gallon of vodka that cured my COVID

>> No.52828717

For me its Mr. Black on the rocks

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Siri pull up the put/call ratio
Overlay it on the SPY
Play Flight of the Valkyries

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>> No.52828731

the rise in index puts is much larger than the rise in equity puts
this is very bearish
if it was an excess of equity puts, with a relatively small increase in index puts, I would agree with you
but the big spike in index puts, from big professional players is very bearish

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the chinese are fake and gay

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thank fren, getting this and a sci bag thursday

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Is it too late to short Tesla?

>tfw I didn’t believe

>> No.52828749

Short Amazon.

>> No.52828750

Recession in 10-12 weeks
H1 2023 will be the bottom

>> No.52828751

chop skitzo is back

>> No.52828754

Probably this week, maybe next.
There is an outside chance of a 75bps hike.
We have another inflation report before the hike, and if that's bad like last week's was, then that gives a dump plus an increased chance of a 75bps hike.

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>> No.52828775

JPOW should just come out and slap a 2% hike on the market out of nowhere. I wanna see circuit breakers.

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if red id, scarlet mommy punishes us all week

>> No.52828818

getting covid convinced me that shit was made in a lab, never felt so fucking weird before
>confirmed sick
>no symptoms other than full body aches
>no headache or runny nose just my entire fucking body hurts
>could feel every single muscle and bone and tendon in my body
>just layed on the couch for days
>then got a fucking ear infection
>then it left and I got a strep throat
>everytime my body knocked out a symptom its like the virus went somewhere else
>ended up getting a 103 fever and then it just fucking disappears
was like one week roller coaster of bullshit
haven't been sick since though so i assume my immune system just became a fucking chad

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I haven't been sick with anything since the 2010s. My secret is that most buildings around here have a long vertical metal bar as a handle on the door and I hold it as high as I can like no one else does so I don't touch short people's germs.

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>blue balls
>bears dont get to cum

>> No.52828832

40bp climb time?

>> No.52828839

i told myself i wouldnt bet on cpi or fomc again and here i am with of all things a huge stack of SOXL. its like my life is a sitcom for someone.

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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros

>> No.52828846

these decisions are made during the blackout period. This CPI will have no effect on it.

>> No.52828848

>no symptoms other than full body aches
>no headache or runny nose just my entire fucking body hurts
>could feel every single muscle and bone and tendon in my body
>just layed on the couch for days
this was my experience too. no fever though.

>> No.52828856

thanks for taking the hit for the team

>> No.52828862

I'm still not sure if I ever had it. I've been sick only two times since 2020, and both times were normal cold symptoms... none of the insane shit everyone else is getting.

>> No.52828865

fever might be a me thing, it happens when I'm really sick and usually is when I start to get over it. I get super fucking hot and delirious and then I'm suddenly better

>> No.52828866

whoa blackout betting

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I changed my mind, cpi coming in down, but misses. hotter than expected and we crash to 3800.

time to put on the bear suit.

>> No.52828878

How bad you can get it depends on whats called the viral load. So if you get barely exposed you get a slow ramp up. My mom got sick with it though and I was a good son and took care of her. Love her to death but holy fucking shit she would NOT cover her mouth when she coughed. I went from totally fine to fucking mega sick in a day probably because I was breathing that shit like crazy. The virus is really weird and spreads absurdly fast through the air

>> No.52828884

The market is being a bitch. Everyone knows it will be 50 bps but we're still pricing 25% chance for 75. The most uncertainty before any fed meeting this year. This suggests upside.

>> No.52828896

i think i had it at the very beginning, but can't be sure. i did travel from melbourne (lots of chinks) in late february 2020 so i'm pretty sure it was.
then i never got sick again through the whole pandemic until just a few weeks age and tested positive

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>cpi coming in down, but misses

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> futures

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CPCI rise and fall tracks SPX volume very well. This is another /smg/ nothingburger. More trades means more hedging of said trades.

$cpce is the only inherently sentimental indicator, and all I can see is that it's being more volatile.

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Bezos isn’t challenging the pharmastate

>> No.52828965

i got covid and i was nowhere near anyone with symptoms
i still have no fucking idea where i got it from since i was only at work and ate out with family one time before i got sick (entire family was fine tho)

like im the person with the lowest risk in my family (youngest, no chronic conditions) but i felt like shit for 1 week, did not work entire week and was still positive and coughing a bit when i went back to work (policy now is as long as no more fever and you're getting better for 48 hours you can go back to work)
never had fatigue so bad i felt like i might collapse when i was walking around, or maybe thats because my 20s are ending...

>> No.52828970

I don't like any of those Lexuses.......Lexii?
The coupes look nice though

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I've been in oil and swinging natgas this whole winter guys

>> No.52828986

Is it time to to put some money into TLT? Would bond prices go up if we assume inflation is slowing down and that the fed pivots in 2023? Also bonds are considered to be a safe investments during market crashes. Would this be a good investment or is this smoothbrain thinking??

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its a good choice, but if inflation is stickier, and the fed has to hike higher than anyone expects(hiking to 6% to cause enough unemployment for wage pressure to stop for example) then youre heemed

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>umm actually the first day of winter is December 21st

>> No.52829006

damn it feels good to be a bobo shorting crypto

>> No.52829011

Cash is for prostitutes, just write each of them a nice card. If you give adults cash that reads as though you're buying them, like a prostitute. But then again I'm not a consoomer npc, since npcs are whores then maybe they would appreciate a couple hundred bucks. I would be offended if given cash but would appreciate and save a heartfelt handwritten card, even if only a couple lines.

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natgas bros... it's our fucking time...

>> No.52829024

Yes, but if the recession hits badly, the government will need to issue new debt even faster than its current $2t/year rate. At a certain point there simply aren't enough dollars to fund that, especially without another round of QE (aka going full Japan).

>> No.52829029

>literally the worst song of the album
Hopefully its over

>> No.52829042

Shorting the miners or the coins or Silvergate?

>> No.52829048

just Doge

>> No.52829058


>> No.52829066

>>literally the worst song of the album
>Pink Floyd
There's so many to choose from tho
Absolute goyslop for the ears

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i hope those yuros FREEZE


>> No.52829080

He’s a little sniffly. Hope he isn’t sick…

>> No.52829081

>calling pink Floyd goyslop to your ear
You probably think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time

>> No.52829088

I haven't been here much these last few months but this seems like some quality pasta

>> No.52829091

they are though, and it's just contrarian faggots who say otherwise

>> No.52829092

You trust the exchanges with your collateral?

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>OH NO! high intrest rates means no more investment for an already saturated market economy. THE HAPPENING WILL COMMENCE IN JUST 2 WEEKS! what ever will we do without more tech startups where college grads go to do fake jobs or arts and crafts shops/sports memorabilia shops some guys wife started to fill up our emptying strip malls? the economy is literally over.

the recession meme has HOOKED more anons than covid did. the only people interest rates hurt are our crypto colonial subjects, the emerging markets and the euros. american markets are already well beyond full saturation.

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I recovered 40% of my total portfolio losses over last week. Should I call it quits here or keep going?

>> No.52829107

Literally how are they considered the greatest. Their music can be easily replicated by nearly competent band of today. Yet the same can't be said about Pink Floyd. If everyone could play your music you shouldn't be considered the greatest

>> No.52829122

The greatest band of all time was Queen. This is by vote and I tend to agree.


Black Sabbath was the greatest metal band of all time. Fuck Metallica. Iron Maiden is cool tho.

>> No.52829123

Probably the only band more overrated beyond pink Floyd, current music not included. I'm a Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, CCR enjoyer

>> No.52829132

That chart is wrong. The bottom right state is technically an undersaturated solution.

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why did the put/call ratio peak days before jackson hole and then the market made a new yearly low months later? seems like big boys get the headsup early and maybe this tool can be used to catch that action?

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>> No.52829148

Buddy check yield curve computer. There are gonna be no loan originations ever again.

The past doesn't matter. Only the future. Do you positions have room to run or not?

>> No.52829164

Checked, Queen is awesome. The main classic rock radio station in London, forget the name, asked their listeners to build the ultimate all star band, best drummer, best singer, etc, and they recreated Led Zeppelin inadvertently.

>> No.52829165

That has been what bobo has been harping on for 3 months. Still waiting.

>> No.52829175

Headaches and body aches were the most common symptoms of the original covid.
Fever was actually extremely rare among positive cases.
t. former medical worker in a state prison

>> No.52829180

I only felt really bad for 2 days when I got it but it was a fruit cocktail of crap for me when I got it in January
>body hurts all over like you
>dizzy as fuck
>throat as dry as the Sahara, but nasal pathways were clogged so even drinking water to relieve it was painful
>felt cold enough to put on a blanket even though it was 29 degrees Celsius outside

In hindsight this was a bearish sign and I should've sold everything afterward

>> No.52829200

my other family members had different symptoms, it attacks the body so randomly

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Did you get to murder any inmates with a ventilator?

>> No.52829215

No. If they were that far gone, we sent them to a hospital. We had no ICU.

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https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/11/investing/stocks-week-ahead/index.html . Come on Powell, whip out a nice fat hike for me later this coming week. I wanna bag epic cheapies in early 2023. Sides seeing the interest rate climbing past the current 3.0% on my emergency fund would be nice to.

>> No.52829220

Zoe is close, but their style doesn’t variate as much as queen’s. Not to mention, Mercury was a freak of nature with a mouth that could hit notes and work his amazing voice to great effect. I love Zep, but Queen has more genuine hits.

>> No.52829241

>the original backstreet boys
12 year old girls like them, and you, anon, you have the taste of a twelve year old girl

>> No.52829258

Saying which is better is rather subjective, both are pure, top tier talent that deserve respect for their craft.

>> No.52829274

It’s certainly subjective.

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I only do 1dtes and 0dtes, I sold all my positions back during June to go all in on options. Worst mistake of my life ngl. I'm thinking of doing strangles for the CPI then calling it quits for a long time.

>> No.52829313

seems like a good way to connect with your potential future wife

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>> No.52829334

did the it rally just before jackson hole and wipe out a bunch of those puts though?

>> No.52829339

no, but it's not a lot of my stack

>> No.52829352

Queen was mid

There are lots of great bands out there and it depends on how you define greatest. Like number of commercial hits? Best song? Best album? Best Albums? Longest on the charts? Best live? Highest revenue in whatever category? Cultural impact? Most actually skilled musicians?

The Grateful Dead is up there I can tell you that.

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tight 10point strangle on spx 5points if you can afford it buy in the last 3 minutes of the monday cash session. then 15 mins before the bell hope for an exit fill.
>no refunds

>> No.52829363

Bruh, I'm quickly going broke doing the same. I thought I had this shit figured out after looking at it without playing but once I started playing it all went wrong. I'm not even a bobo or a mumu but I have learned to really fucking hate crabs.

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maybe retail felt some squeeze but they made a killing, i was down 80% on my weeklies going into jackson hole, turned into one of the best trades i made this year. i really think they held.

>> No.52829375

Based roastie enjoyer

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>> No.52830021

theta gang always wins in the sense they actually have positive expected value.

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>> No.52831827

I think big chinese cocks are a rumor and don't exist.