Sell me this hen.

[Anonymous No.52819788]

[Anonymous No.52819793]

he poops eggs daily, that's a lot of eggs :)

[Anonymous No.52819822]

>>52819788
Pretty cool pets, free eggs
That’s a win win

[Anonymous No.52819826]

>>52819788
Want to buy a hen, anon? It's healthy and free of the major STD diseases.

[Anonymous No.52819840]

>>52819788
This hen is asbestos-free and has will allow you to meet your diversity hire quotas.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbFZVYwrL4

[Anonymous No.52819849]

>>52819788
I could go for some scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.52819853]

>>52819788
Do you need a hen? No? Oh okay.
Do you need a hen? Yes? Oh okay. She is 2 years old. 15 dollars should suffice. Please hug her. She is a good hen.

[Anonymous No.52819856]

I will but first I’m going to need some breakfast. Do you have any eggs?

[Anonymous No.52819863]

>>52819788
Free eggs

[Anonymous No.52819865]

Fuck that, I'm keeping it

[Anonymous No.52819866]

Man ever since I got these hens I have been selling eggs by the dozen off my road. You won’t believe how many incredible hot milfs only buy homegrown organic eggs. I fucked this one married chick after she stopped by to pick up a dozen eggs. I do have a couple extra hens if you want to buy a few…

[Anonymous No.52819869]

>>52819788
How much do you spend on eggs bro? 6 eggs for 5 dollars? Well for 50 dollars you can have all the eggs you want. AND you stick it to the jew by being more self sufficient. If you don't want the hen I'm gonna have it so its sold anyways. But just in case you want one I'm willing to let this one go to you but you gotta be quick she's a pretty girl and I know how many eggs she can lay. We eat ommlette daily in our house, my wife can bake knowing they free range eggs. In fact not having chickens is retarded and I'm starting to worry about you, anon.

[Anonymous No.52819914]

>>52819869
>Stick it to the Jew
I'll take 100, do you accept crypto?

[Anonymous No.52819969]

https://youtu.be/TBAUYs7-Z28

[Anonymous No.52819971]

it poops eggs sometimes

[Anonymous No.52819976]

>>52819788
Before we talk about the hen, I want to know a little more about you. How long have you been in the market for hens? What do you think this hen will do for you?

[Anonymous No.52819980]

>>52819788
Make me some chicken.
>inb4 i can't i don't have chicken
Here, it's 99$ only.

[Anonymous No.52819981]

>>52819976
Sold to the booba

[Anonymous No.52819994]

>>52819976
what is that huge bump on her tiddy

[Anonymous No.52820009]

>>52819822
don't you have to seduce a bird for it to start ovulating?

[Anonymous No.52820013]

>>52819788
>COCOCOCOCOCOCOCO

[Anonymous No.52820039]

>>52820009
Duh, why do you think the Easter bunny is hiding all those eggs?
He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s a chicken fucker

[Anonymous No.52820072]

>>52819788
CHICKEN PROVIDE EGGS. CHICKEN GREET YOU EVERY MORNING WITH FRIENDLY CLUCK. WHAT OTHER WOMAN CAN DO THAT FOR YOU?

[Anonymous No.52820140]

>>52819788
You can start a business with hen as your inventory. Hen turns garbage into carbon friendly foods. You can sell the carbon credits to shell for a huge profit. The eggs you can market as biological, free range, animal friendly eggs for 300% profit, since you just leave the hen in your backyard and feed it garbage. You then go to the stockmarket and sell small shares of hen for direct profit, sell your company and retire in the Bahamas.

[Anonymous No.52820215]

>>52820009
Yes, you just pluck one of its feathers and use it to tickle the hen gently in the butt, does the trick every time.
> t. third generation chicken farmer

[Anonymous No.52820312]

>>52819788

Chicken vagina

[Anonymous No.52820320]

>>52819788
No. Now get the off the property before I have you arrested again.

[Anonymous No.52820325]

>>52819788
sold

[Anonymous No.52820745]

>>52819788
>free eggs
>super cheap, just give them seeds during winter and let them go outside when the bugs return too our plane of existence
what's not too like about this? even better get like 7 hens plus a cock and you got yourself a self-renewing source of chicken! hens are thinking mans animal

[Anonymous No.52820779]

>>52819788
You don't have to buy this chicken, but you do have to eat this.
>As I hand you a bowl of eggs.

[Anonymous No.52820788]

>>52819788
I will sell you this hen for negative 1 million dollars

[Anonymous No.52820789]

>>52819866
Sold, I almost believed it

[Anonymous No.52820795]

>>52819788
No, I like the hen. She's my friend

[Anonymous No.52820796]

>>52819994
Ok wordcel

[Anonymous No.52820802]

>>52819788
it's a hen, it's going to the moon. get one or stay poor. dyor

[Anonymous No.52820879]

>>52819788
There are many hens but this one is mine and i will never sell it.

[Anonymous No.52820902]

>>52819788
It's a NFT

[Anonymous No.52820903]

>>52819969
>can't sneed thumbmail

[Anonymous No.52820961]

>>52819788
Why don't you do me a favor, lay an egg down on that napkin for me.

Exactly, supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.52822330]

Chickie

[Anonymous No.52822362]

[Anonymous No.52822386]

>>52819788
If you buy this product, it produces other products that will eventually save you money by spending it now. At a rate of only twice the normal amount, it is a steal really.

[Anonymous No.52822413]

>>52819788

only one muscular hole

[Anonymous No.52822703]

>>52819788
when angry it finds the nearest Jew and kills it.

[Anonymous No.52823124]

>>52820961
LoL

[Anonymous No.52823132]

>>52819788
Buy the hen, sell the eggs for profit. LFG!!! [rocket emoji] [rocket emoji] [rocket emoji]

[Anonymous No.52823919]

>>52819866
Okay I want a hen now