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[Anonymous No.52815326]

DECK THE HALLS WITH EYES OF RED!

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T'IS THE SEASON TO BE BROKE!

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DON WE NOW OUR PINK WOJAKS!

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TROLL THE NEWFAGS INTO BUYING HIGH!

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[Anonymous No.52815380]

Merri Krismasu

[Anonymous No.52815417]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

With bloodshot eyes, I watch you crabbing
The warmth I feel inside me is slowly fading
Would she hear me, if I called her name?
Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT CRASHING DOWN
THE TOP I LONGED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DAMN' CONTAGION
CAN ANYBODY HELP ME TRADE THINGS BETTER?

THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE MUMUS TO COME HOME
THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE BOBOS TO COME HOME

The shitcoins die, I hear no screaming
The tokens left inside ETH are slowly fading
Would she hear me, if I called her name?
Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT CRASHING DOWN
THE TOP I LONGED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DAMN' CONTAGION
CAN ANYBODY HELP ME TRADE THINGS BETTER?

THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE MUMUS TO COME HOME
THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE BOBOS TO COME HOME

THIS CANDLE OF DOOM I'VE SEEN BEFORE
GRUGS ROCKS CRASH THROUGH THE FLOOR, THE FLOOR
WITH MY LAST BREATH I'M CHOKING
WILL THIS EVER END I'M HOPING
BULLRUN IS OVER ONE MORE TIME!

LET'S GO!

[Guitar Solo]

Would she hear me, if I called her name?
Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT CRASHING DOWN
THE TOP I LONGED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DAMN' CONTAGION
CAN ANYBODY HELP ME TRADE THINGS BETTER?

THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE MUMUS TO COME HOME
THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE BOBOS TO COME HOME

BEEETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

THE COINS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
THE MARGIN CALLS, THE BOBOS TO COME HOME

[Anonymous No.52815618]

*Intro to “Stan” by Eminem plays*

My ‘pees gone warm I’m wonderin’ whyyyy
I invested money at all
The morning dump drains up my savings
And I can’t believe at all
But even if I could, it’d all be red
But your prediction on my wall
It remiiiiiinds me
That we’re gonna make it, we’re all gonna maaaaake it.

Dear Moonman, I emailed, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my wallet, my ledger with the seed phrase at the bottom
I sent two emails back in ‘21, but you must not have got ‘em.
There was probably a problem at the gmail office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble wallet addresses too sloppy when I jot em’.
But anyways, fuck it, how you been man? How’s your pee?
I’m boutta be bankrupt man, the banks bout to take the house from me.
If I have a son, guess what ima call him?
Ima name him Moonman
I read The Sovreign Individual man to, I borrowed it
I had a friend kill himself over his -99%.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan.
I even bought that underground shit you shilled in your plan
I got a room filled with your pictures man,
I liked that shit you shilled with Solana too, that shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this and hit me back.
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Stan.

My ‘pees gone warm I’m wonderin’ whyyyy
I invested money at all
The morning dump drains up my savings
And I can’t believe at all
But even if I could, it’d all be red
But your prediction on my wall
It remiiiiiinds me
That we’re gonna make it, we’re all gonna maaaaake it.

[Anonymous No.52818756]

>>52815326
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT BUY
YOU BETTER NOT SELL I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANTA BOG IS RUGGING YOU NOW

HE'S MAKING A LIST
HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE
HE'S ALREADY MADE YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS THRICE
SANTA BOG IS RUGGING YOU NOW

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BUYING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE GONNA SELL
HE'LL RUG YOU TILL YOU NECK YOURSELF
AND DIE AND GO TO HELL

SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT BUY
YOU BETTER NOT SELL I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANTA BOG IS RUGGING YOU NOW

[Anonymous No.52819038]

>>52815326
Glorious /Biz/MAS