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I got stuck in traffic on my way home from the wage cage and had to piss in my coffee mug. I had to dump some out the window halfway and spilled some on myself.

>> No.52808371
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52808371

>>52808363
keep a gatorade bottle next time it has more space and the hole is big enough for your hawg to fit in comfortably

>> No.52808411

One time I blacked out drunk and pissed into a bottle and woke up the next day hungover and really thirsty and picked up that same bottle and drank my own piss

>> No.52808418
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>>52808371
I have a few Gatorade bottles in my room for that I was just really unprepared for that traffic. I hate having a long commute so much it's unreal..

>> No.52808433

>>52808411
Checked. Yes, I have done this as well. more than once.. Not pleasant at all.

>> No.52808436

>>52808363
Road piss bottles are based

Soiling yourself with your own urine is not

I offer you no sympathies. Do better. If you're such a shitshow that you clearly are unable to maneuver the transit home then get a WFH job and do better.

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>>52808418
>I have a few Gatorade bottles in my room for that

>> No.52808485

>>52808436
I got 98% of it out the window It was very awkward so a little spillage was bound to happen I wanted to get 100% out the window but 2% got on me.

>> No.52808489

>>52808454
Where do you think you are, anon?

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>>52808454
I'm not perfect.

>> No.52808507

>>52808371
I can never piss in a gatorade bottle while I'm driving, but I guess I'm pee shy.

>> No.52808514

>>52808363
It happened to me a few weeks ago. Big truck with gas crashed and exploded. Two guys burned alive but the worst thing about it was like 15km of traffic for hours without moving at all.
Why did you run your mug? I just went outside my car and piss in front of 100 cars. Pretty sure some of them took a few pics of my penis who cares.

>> No.52808515

>>52808507
I'm pee shy too but thankfully it was dark out so the cars next to me probably didn't see my schlong.

>> No.52808538

>>52808514
traffic was moving just suppppperrrr slowwwwly couldn't stop and my mug is just fine rinsed it out of course

>> No.52808594

>>52808371
My cock doesn't fit in the Gatorade bottle. I've tried.

>> No.52808677

>>52808594
just the tip fits comfy

>> No.52808682

>>52808363
kek

>> No.52809141

>>52808363
Fuck that.. quit

>> No.52809309

>>52808363
>>52808485
kek were you in traffic dumping it on the road?
>>52808507
I once tried to piss in an empty sprite can at a parade, holding it underneath my shorts. I could not physically bring myself to pee. I was going to explode so I found an alley dumpster but I had to wait in line for that. I was managing to get squirts out and then I filled the can and was getting it on my fingers

>> No.52809420

>>52808363
Just make sure to piss before leaving work. I do this all the time just in case there's traffic, that way I might be stuck in traffic but I won't be stressed