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52806899 No.52806899 [Reply] [Original]

>stakes linkies
>dumps
Well wtf is the point then?

>> No.52806948
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>> No.52806992

i wrap my shit in chains before i flush it, reminds me that i hold chainlink

>> No.52807000

You now realize that if you had sold your entire stack when staking went live and bought in today you would have more than the promised APY.
You now realize in a couple months you would’ve been able to buy back 40% more

>> No.52807011

>>52806899
Don’t worry about the price, did u read the tos?

>> No.52807015
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>>52806899
>MAXIMUM PAIN
Somebody once told me that link is gonna pay me:
"I ain't the sharpest poo in the shack"
He'll be looking kinda dumb when Sergey starts to dump
In the year 23 on his forehead.

Well, the dumps start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the wolves and he hit the ground buying'
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
His brain got smart but his head got dumb
So much to lose, so much to stake
So what's wrong with Serg's brapheaps?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow!

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, Serg' gets paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'till you get older
But the Chainlink cucks beg to differ
Judging by the hole in their E.T.H. cipher
The LINK they stake is gettin' pretty cheap
Sergey's gettin' warm and dumps a big heap
My LINK's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

4x (go for the moon)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisteeeers

Somebody once asked,
"Could I spare some ETH for gas?
I need to sell my shit before this debase"
I said, "Yep,
what a concept
I could sell a little link myself
and we could all use a reward exchange"

(first verse)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

>> No.52807018

Why does the 'buy the rumor sell the news' strategy keeps working so well for crypto?

>> No.52807027

>>52807000
>you now realize selling triggers a capital gains tax for non street shitters

>> No.52807030

>>52807018
They are actually selling dreams. It's cheaper than delivering a product.

>> No.52807056

>>52807018
Its weird yes, on Ethereum it was the same
You would think people would frontrun this, but no.
You would think after a day the sell pressure is gone but no there are suckers that sell after the crash every time maybe because those that sold first spread fud

>> No.52807111

>>52806899
Put yourself into the mind of a chainlinkstinker staker
>Only 5% of the circulating supply is staked
>5% are degenerate hodlers that will sell when LINK hits $1
>90% in the grubby hands of sergay while also holding your 5% coins hostage.
>All you can do is pray he doesn't dump
>Receive a measly 4.5% LINK over a year that has depreciated in value
It's insane how much they put up with. Now they can't even sell as the price continues to dump. Sergey is a greedy fat monster

>> No.52807127

>>52806899
I regret posting that image a few days ago. You stole it and have abused it ever since. My hatred towards Sergey is in jest. Yours is in I'll will.

>> No.52807137

>>52807027
>He reports crypto-crypto transactions
Lmfao@ur life

>> No.52807188

>>52807000
>Invests backwards
>Feels smug about it
You now realize that if you had bought at ICO and sold your entire stack at $50 you would have made a 250x?

>> No.52807212

>>52806899
>omg staking yessssss!
>print more link to appease the moron who buy this trash
>get butthurt when you get diluted
Why are stinkies like this?

>> No.52807489

>>52806899
You're in the Sergay pool of mayo now

>> No.52807548

>>52806899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5J1lepfAMw

>> No.52808445

Did I get scAmmed?

>> No.52808840

>>52807015
Wow Sergey actually did that on national tv? How is he not in prison?