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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:17:19 2022 No.52805381 [Reply] [Original]

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:18:14 2022 No.52805390 File: 827 KB, 968x928, 1665246005315644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:18:16 2022 No.52805391 Well what a shit fucking week

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:18:23 2022 No.52805395 there is literally no stronger force than the desire to coom. why can't i invest in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:19:39 2022 No.52805405 how would i put 'creator of jerome powell black betty /smg/ meme' on a resume?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:19:50 2022 No.52805407 >>52805381 >>52805390 >>52805391 >>52805395 4 of 4 green Ids, what are the chances and what does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:20:15 2022 No.52805411 >>52805395 I didn't get post nut clarity when I had the rona. Shit is awful. >Short SOXS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:20:22 2022 No.52805413 >>52805395 Long PLBY and long RICK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:20:26 2022 No.52805414 i have never done a paper trade. i have never set a stop loss. my father has no idea what my investments are. >>52805395 take the sperm donor pill and get paid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:21:41 2022 No.52805427 what price range is reverse split territory for leveraged etfs? sub $5-10? $10-15? $20 seems safe but i don't know

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:22:08 2022 No.52805434

Did someone say something at 3:15 that caused literally everything to take a shit at exactly the same time or...? I don't give a fuck if the market goes up or down except when there's zero fucking pertinent news that would cause a market-wide selloff in unison.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:22:09 2022 No.52805435
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DXY going to 60

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/chinas-xi-tells-gulf-nations-use-shanghai-exchange-yuan-energy-deals-2022-12-09/
https://files.catbox.moe/ciev37.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/ciev37.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/ciev37.pdf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:22:19 2022 No.52805437 Beartrap into the weekend Assholes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:22:39 2022 No.52805441 File: 338 KB, 1000x1000, 1670559478136276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >friday So what do i do now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:22:55 2022 No.52805442 >>52805413 both of these are for boomers. i don't want to long declining coom venues that are being taken over by more efficient venues

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:23:12 2022 No.52805448 File: 39 KB, 656x679, b0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WILL be a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:23:50 2022 No.52805456 File: 183 KB, 119x119, 1631287290346.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805441 invite some friends over for pizza wings and beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:23:59 2022 No.52805457 Any good Slop posted today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:24:01 2022 No.52805458 >>52805414 That’s for men with perfect genes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:24:44 2022 No.52805465 >>52805435 Just like all the fags said the dollar would tank last year cause of inflation and it was the safest place to be

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:25:02 2022 No.52805468 >>52805441 Get a weekend job

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:25:36 2022 No.52805472 File: 42 KB, 657x711, 1631901548263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tony bros.......... https://youtu.be/8gonRJY6ea4 It's over

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:25:58 2022 No.52805480 File: 198 KB, 1383x1536, F6A8EB28-5802-49A5-B00B-5D717643BC85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Santa rally starting strong

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:25:59 2022 No.52805481 Muh put to call ratio

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:27:06 2022 No.52805495 >>52805434 It's just banks front running the dump next week.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Dec 9 21:27:38 2022 No.52805496 what's on the docket for dinner /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:28:07 2022 No.52805502 90$ oil next week

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:28:07 2022 No.52805503 >>52805441 jack off

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:28:19 2022 No.52805508 >>52805442 Then you better hope OnlyFans does a SPAC, because otherwise those are your only two options for going long the coom sector.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:28:22 2022 No.52805509 File: 330 KB, 996x993, bullish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] siri pull up the put/call ratio enhance enhance play flight of the valkyries perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:28:56 2022 No.52805519 File: 470 KB, 489x819, Screen Shot 2022-12-09 at 2.10.28 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Friday night What can I get you, anon?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Dec 9 21:29:38 2022 No.52805529 >>52805508 why would only fans need to do a spac? they're fucking swimming in cash

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:30:40 2022 No.52805541 >>52805472 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:30:46 2022 No.52805544 File: 5 KB, 238x212, bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805390 >wall street and capitalism dying And thats a good thing. Merry bobo christmas to you all.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:31:33 2022 No.52805554
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People are finally capitulating. All the hope from the Powell meeting are gone. Monday will be another slurp day. Tuesday rally. Wednesday fakeout and pull back - after end of week. we start santa rally.

If you think i'm wrong and stupid then inverse me faggot. i double dare yah!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:31:41 2022 No.52805556 File: 101 KB, 1154x1080, 1586873810536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] closed some shorts and have 20k dry powder for next week my bet CPI pump (Tuesday) into Jpow dump (Wednesday)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:32:01 2022 No.52805559 >>52805427 NRGD just did a reverse split when it was in the mid $20's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:32:40 2022 No.52805568 File: 77 KB, 1600x900, wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805519 a gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:34:08 2022 No.52805581 Looks like we have a bunch of mumus who are still investing in index funds (a good idea from like 2013-2019) instead of doing research and thinking for themselves. My NFLX bags are very light. They are filled with helium, in fact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:35:17 2022 No.52805589 File: 193 KB, 1440x1280, Short Humanity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805529 Exit liquidity for founders. Companies don't go public in current year because they need capital, they go public so founders can cash out and dump on retail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:35:44 2022 No.52805591 well I pissed away money I could have added to march AAPL puts, but at least my doge short is going well

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:35:46 2022 No.52805594 >>52805458 If by “perfect genes” you mean no heritable illnesses, 6’+, have a college degree, and can grow a beard, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:36:14 2022 No.52805595 File: 1001 KB, 1475x1381, bobo-wearing-wig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805448 Sorry, wearing a wig and high heels won't make you a woman. You will NEVER be a woman, sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:36:21 2022 No.52805596 >>52805434 Elon Musk tweeted that the Fed is going to increase interest rates. I don't think they'd do something that stupid, but whatever.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Dec 9 21:36:37 2022 No.52805599 >>52805589 yeah, but they're cash flow positive, why the fuck would they cash out their equity unless they thought they were getting shut down?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:36:38 2022 No.52805600 >>52805594 Do they really filter for beard growing ability at sperm banks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:37:37 2022 No.52805605 >>52803882 if you're making that much, you can afford to set up a tax structure. Just consult with someone like NomadCapitalist or OffshoreCitizen or some group like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:37:53 2022 No.52805609 >>52805599 They exist because thus far credit card companies have been benevolent enough to not shut them down. They almost did last year. Huge risk in credit card companies changing their mind again.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:38:07 2022 No.52805613
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>>52805554
I agree gookface, but there is no santa rally because Jpow will release dotplot with higher terminal rate and the market will have the biggest santa dump you've never seen before

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:38:21 2022 No.52805614
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>>52805581
I'm not a mumu faggot. I am a trans/mumu/bobo/nonbinary trader. I can be mumu one day and bobo the next. In fact I am such a renegade I can be mumu one minute and a bobo the next.

Quit being a faggot and trying to assign racist homophobic animal spirits to your trading style. You biggot racist trader!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:39:07 2022 No.52805620 File: 66 KB, 503x757, Introduzione_alla_magia_Evola_mirror.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805395 >why can't i invest in it? You can. >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:39:46 2022 No.52805625 File: 1.93 MB, 1280x720, itsover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805614 HEEMED

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:40:20 2022 No.52805631 File: 1.03 MB, 1280x720, 1670556533554758.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805620 >New age >magic

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:40:39 2022 No.52805634 File: 182 KB, 400x455, Hi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805625 MEMED

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:41:16 2022 No.52805640 binance is insolvent, crypto kiddies in for more pain

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:41:26 2022 No.52805642 File: 242 KB, 744x1477, FjkIEz-WAAE6lId.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805381 Yawn another crabbing day. At least my AMZN shorts came through, but I wanted the fucking stock price to go lower than that dammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:41:41 2022 No.52805644 >>52805596 He didn't though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:42:02 2022 No.52805648 File: 151 KB, 808x849, this_is_your_brain_on_jews.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805631 >>New age

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:42:15 2022 No.52805649 File: 79 KB, 638x634, tumblr_nq7ferLizG1uvuwdlo1_640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805614 I'm a bobo that puts on a mumu face a few times a week. I'm constantly adjusting my spreads to be sort of delta neutralish if I get too lopsided

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:44:38 2022 No.52805670 File: 682 KB, 1400x1300, 1530161278204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805648 Krassen(((stein)))

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:46:25 2022 No.52805681 >>52805648 Bet you 100$ this guy likes getting pegged

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:47:09 2022 No.52805689 >>52805594 >tfw mental ill college dropout I WILL NOT GIVE UP GIB GF

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:48:00 2022 No.52805697 File: 2.77 MB, 432x540, 1668538763584831.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805448 Uhh, no anon

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:48:34 2022 No.52805699
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>>52805391
I'm/cashgang/ but my week has been shit for other reasons.
>Thirsday night come home, find puddle of water on ceiling
>Check with neighbours upstairs, they weren't aware anything was leaking
>pipe leak under kitchen sink
>BEFORE the cutoff valve so cutoff valve doesn't help
>Call landlord, put towels and bowl under
>Today towels and bowl insufficient, demand landlord get plumber NOW
>He shows up with restoration people
>Those guys fix damage after the leak is fixed, they don't fix the leak as they're not plumbers
>This is all out of order
>Plumber coming this afternoon
>There are fuck off loud fans and dehumidifier running in my kitchen

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:48:49 2022 No.52805702 >>52805697 Black Lives Matter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:50:03 2022 No.52805710 >>52805697 this makes me want to become a booty warrior

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:52:17 2022 No.52805720 When buy QQQ? Answer or mother die

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:52:52 2022 No.52805728

>>52805699
our neighbours next door had massive water damage twice last year.
i'd move out. you're in for months of hot and dry air from the dehumidifier and will still end up with mouldy walls down the line.
since the restoration people came only today, you haven't yet had the fun experience of sleeping with the dehumidifier on. i can guarantee you a headache.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:52:56 2022 No.52805731 File: 1022 KB, 1170x1037, 1670618814438571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I'm going to short electric stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:53:12 2022 No.52805733 File: 120 KB, 799x1024, Supreme Immunity Doggo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805720 Q3 2023

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Dec 9 21:53:35 2022 No.52805737 >>52805702 uhh that was a psy-op anon, only white lives matter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:54:25 2022 No.52805742 >>52805699 >have problem >it’s being handled >there’s noise That’s what your complaining about? When I just revealed I’m mental ill without degree or gf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:54:36 2022 No.52805745 >>52805737 you really are going to look at that WEBM and tell me that they don't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:56:27 2022 No.52805758 >>52805697 That's a man

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:56:43 2022 No.52805759 File: 44 KB, 631x720, 1670464470120932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805742 I'm also mentally ill with no gf. I have a degree but it's in fine art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:59:49 2022 No.52805783 File: 477 KB, 1080x1293, 1594782285127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805759 >animeposter >mentally ill Like clockwork

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:00:10 2022 No.52805787 File: 71 KB, 640x753, 87AA0023-EE84-4895-A0A5-170DD7A30651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805699 Kek’d & checked

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:00:12 2022 No.52805788 >>52805728 Always threaten landkeks with dehumorifiers I suggest the swbi brand

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:00:50 2022 No.52805794 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, 235146863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805759 >I have a degree but it's in fine art. Don't feel bad Anon, I have a degree in Applied mathematics and it's not worth the paper its printed on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:01:20 2022 No.52805799 >>52805759 Good for you not getting crushed in long positions brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:01:41 2022 No.52805804 Why'd the market start dumping at 3pm? I just got home

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:02:29 2022 No.52805820 File: 255 KB, 1920x1080, wednesday-cast-1662987998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ATTENTION /smg/ I am now team goblina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:03:35 2022 No.52805835 >>52805745 that nigress is an exception not the rule 80% of them are either obese or overwight in the US

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:04:02 2022 No.52805843 File: 3.28 MB, 498x206, psychopath-bobo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805804 Because it's written in the stars · A million miles away. The game always finds ways to erase your gains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:04:18 2022 No.52805846 >>52805820 I don't get the obsession with her on /tv/. Looks like just another young skinny olive-complexioned actress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:05:04 2022 No.52805853 >>52805804 Every indicator that exists is screaming recession and inflation isn’t really coming down so the FED is going to keep hiking rates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:05:23 2022 No.52805859 >>52805846 >obsession You mean bots are obsessed over her?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Dec 9 22:06:08 2022 No.52805870 >>52805745 sorry im not into beastiality

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:07:25 2022 No.52805881 >>52805697 this is a mom now she has a kid and she is an instragram fitness influencer

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:09:59 2022 No.52805908
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Look.

I'm just gonna buy and hold, okay? I know, I know! I'm just gonna buy and hold in a bear market is all! (because i know this is only temporary and these are going to be considered cheapies a year or two from now when the golden bull run resumes. never bet against America, kids.)

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Dec 9 22:10:10 2022 No.52805912 >>52805881 great another niglet that's going to go on to commit violent crimes

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:10:43 2022 No.52805919
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So another week is done. For those who want to know these are my top list: KO (242 shares), VZ (124 shares), DIS (26 shares), SWPPX (45 shares). Rest are for lack a better term, placeholder shares (1 each) till year 2023 rolls round. Due to tax selling and what have you. I'll also be in a better position cash wise to go bagging in 2023. (Looking at you WBD, you cheap ass, your getting bagged first chance I get on 1-9-23)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:11:24 2022 No.52805930 File: 190 KB, 497x342, 1670201139109452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805908

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:14:06 2022 No.52805955 File: 609 KB, 1275x715, dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805835 to be fair he's not wrong. i'm willing to accept her as an honorary white if she's willing to get BLEACHED, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:14:08 2022 No.52805957 >>52805930 what he posted isn't even a conspiracy anymore. I hate you useful idiots more than anyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:14:51 2022 No.52805965 >>52805957 >isnt even a conspiracy anymore Based on what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:15:42 2022 No.52805979 File: 2.97 MB, 720x1280, 1668834457331206.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805930

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:16:36 2022 No.52805988 >>52805919 Also effective jan 2023 my 401k contribution will be hiked again over 12%. Followed by another salary boost in July. (6 - 12%)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:16:57 2022 No.52805993 >>52805965 Wtf are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:17:15 2022 No.52805997 File: 1.36 MB, 2531x3797, GettyImages-1442082934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805846 Because she's perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:17:28 2022 No.52805998 >>52805979 I can't believe that some peoples "job" is literally filling out excel sheets

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:17:43 2022 No.52806001 >>52805853 Yeah but why right at 3pm today did the market realize that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:17:57 2022 No.52806004 >>52805979 >acting excited about excel why >>52805998 >some most are

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:18:53 2022 No.52806014 File: 191 KB, 850x1511, __mayuzumi_fuyuko_idolmaster_and_1_more_drawn_by_ekitabu_hosii__sample-2d0363079a435c8a97e7a2762e32e12d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ASMB stock ladies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:19:27 2022 No.52806020 >>52805997 That's the face of someone starting a coke habit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:19:47 2022 No.52806027 File: 415 KB, 720x691, 1669239869488397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806014 >-50% YTD

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:19:55 2022 No.52806030 File: 6 KB, 220x221, 1639604922636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805930 The 'deep state' is the entrenched government bureaucracy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:20:13 2022 No.52806034 >>52805965 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBNmecVtdU&ab_channel=Ewafa

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:20:16 2022 No.52806036 >>52806004 >most are what are they called? Like job title wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:20:27 2022 No.52806041 >>52805997 Uh I don't get the appeal either. Hell she don't even have that much in the tits department.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:20:41 2022 No.52806045 >>52805912 nah they just steal womens shoes islam is right about women

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:20:44 2022 No.52806047
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>The celebrity CEO is now thinking about the website that makes a bunch of lists and is barely staying solvent after turning down big money, not all that long ago. (Elon Musk/"Craigslist")

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:20:46 2022 No.52806048 File: 448 KB, 1995x1442, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805998 >>52806004 Fuck you I like Excel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:21:29 2022 No.52806056 >>52805820 >>52805846 >>52805997 daily reminder she's ugly until you put on the makeup that makes her look White. really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:21:36 2022 No.52806060 File: 2.93 MB, 506x900, 1670622805004719.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you guys making any bets if the ATVI thing goes through?

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:21:36 2022 No.52806059
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shortsellers of /smg/ help me out please. Should I still hold out for this shit to hit zero? 10% is nuts. I actually wanted to add to my short today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:22:03 2022 No.52806063 File: 50 KB, 600x600, 1670523000437406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806034 >jehova's witness

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:22:22 2022 No.52806065 >>52806036 most office jobs are "some social component" + "excel". literally pick any job title you like

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:22:47 2022 No.52806071 >>52805820 >>52805997 >Cast latineks chick >Paint her to be white as a sheet anyway What's the fucking point

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:22:51 2022 No.52806072 >>52805979 >>52805998 >>52806004 >>52806048 I'm about to BLOW your guys FUCKING MINDS: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1RVNGDSdw4

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:23:28 2022 No.52806077 >>52806071 You can't get that extra ESG funding if the actress is already white.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:23:39 2022 No.52806079 >>52806014 $1.12 close. It's managed to hold the line for another week, congrats. Next stop is delist city, just over the horizon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:24:07 2022 No.52806089 >>52805846 >i wonder why the pedo-board is obsessing over this 15 year-old looking actress in in slutty dress-up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:24:38 2022 No.52806091 >>52806072 i thought it was this for a second and was surprised to find out that it isn't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICp2-EUKQAI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:24:57 2022 No.52806096 >>52806065 I work in engineering. I don't know what "normal office jobs" are or what they entail. Like for an accounting job i get it but outside of that i don't know.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:25:02 2022 No.52806097

>>52806063
look I don't really get your point. Are you saying there is no interweb of deep state conspiring to control the masses and the world? There's way too much to try to prove to you that i'm not going to but it has been proven recently that the gov conspired with social media to infringe on our first amendment right, you know, the very first one

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:28:33 2022 No.52806122 File: 506 KB, 709x993, 1670622916565721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806014 I can't believe this bot is still running

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:29:41 2022 No.52806133 >>52806122 It's a real human boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:30:22 2022 No.52806140 File: 401 KB, 502x583, 1670623454490879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806122 Im pretty sure hes holding some heavy bags

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:31:58 2022 No.52806157 what stocks are cunnypilled?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:32:41 2022 No.52806165 >>52806060 Wasnt blizzard getting sued by literally everyone and their mother? Like even CA filled suit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:33:08 2022 No.52806168 >>52806059 Bobos? Don’t tell me you only use inverse etfs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:33:50 2022 No.52806172 >>52806157 JEPI

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:34:23 2022 No.52806176
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Everybody keeps comparing this to the 1970's inflation or 2008 financial crises. It's neither. We did not have all these FED interjections policies previously. So comparing them is futile. We saw BOE rescue a small pension fud and the markets bottom a day later on Oct 13th. We now know the fed can do the same. They can do QE and raise interests at the same damn time.

Markets will not be making any new lows in this tightening cycle. QE infinity will be sure that does not happen. We most likely will get a "FAKE" soft landing. Everyone will cheer that the fed beat the shit out of inflation and here comes a new bull market! Soon followed by a maybe a soft recession. Then that is when the real bear storm will start. A debt crises followed by WAR, Followed up by CBDC. Followed up by famine, death and pestilence.

We are in a bear market inside of a cyclical bull market. Once we go full cyclical bear market... you will what a REAL crash looks like. It will make 2023 look like a bull market.

Yield Curve inversion is not wrong, it's too early. Looking at end of 2023 before the real shit show starts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:35:50 2022 No.52806192 File: 48 KB, 720x691, 1668528038992023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806176

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:36:16 2022 No.52806196 File: 336 KB, 512x497, 654+654+9874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806176 You have been heemed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:36:21 2022 No.52806198 File: 261 KB, 956x521, 1665501265831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806176 tldr slow downward crab cycle confirmed der bear crab

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:36:42 2022 No.52806203 is financing a golf cart at 0% a smart decision? there's a 125 origination fee, but no monthly interest

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:38:06 2022 No.52806215 File: 48 KB, 471x388, 1664997397713359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806203 >financing a golf cart

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:39:23 2022 No.52806228 >>52806047 >the website that makes a bunch of lists >Craigslist It's...it's Buzzfeed, blinditems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:39:31 2022 No.52806231 File: 76 KB, 1080x613, Trump Raid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806203 No, but it would be kino.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:40:07 2022 No.52806238 File: 326 KB, 512x512, 1640812724225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806215 further confirmation this isn't the bottom by a long shot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:40:13 2022 No.52806239 >>52806203 you should do it and just not pay. I'd like to see if they would repo it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:44:16 2022 No.52806293 I can't breed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:44:39 2022 No.52806296 File: 62 KB, 500x500, 1643534271228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806293

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:45:20 2022 No.52806305 >>52806203 Years ago you could get golf carts for free from the government cause the tax credit for electric vehicles covered the cost. You missed the boat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:45:48 2022 No.52806310 >>52806215 why spend the cash? let it sit in my brokerage at 3% lol. plus i need a write off so the irs doesn't rape me again this year >>52806231 i live in a small town and have small kids that love golf cart rides

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:46:14 2022 No.52806313 File: 215 KB, 2400x1126, FVwqIYvWYAEbIvL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806176 Reminder the generational blow off top is in order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:47:07 2022 No.52806320 File: 297 KB, 590x634, 1670624677243266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806165 Yeah but they just released an expansion centered around furries so it might be a good pick up here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:50:43 2022 No.52806363 >>52806320 I got out of my gaming rut after I started playing indie games only Disclosure: short ATVI, short HAS, short EA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:52:29 2022 No.52806381 Bobos are certain of another collapse bull bros.... Imagine if CPI comes in cooler than expected. /smg/ will finally be kill

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:54:08 2022 No.52806400 Dule of doves seen flying out of the Eccles Building

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:54:27 2022 No.52806404 File: 943 KB, 492x875, 1666374651401454.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806293 I feel you, been trying to breed my wife for awhile. >>52806320 No way, their people literally tell payers if they dont like it they can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:55:46 2022 No.52806418 File: 43 KB, 750x750, 1644847089899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806381 >bullbros certain of another massive bullrun >bearbros certain of a massive collapse and i'm certain of the crab what's the fourth option to make us all wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:56:06 2022 No.52806421 What is the difference between ADRs and sponsored ADRs?

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:58:59 2022 No.52806452

>check stocktwits
>see posts like "fuckin shorts!! criminal!!"
>also see posts like
>we’re all so funny for being bulls or bears and even bothering to trade. They destroyed 99 food processing plants this year. Absolute mayhem is coming to America. History repeats itself in blocks. We’re in last 20 year block of an 80 year cycle, 80 years ago World war, 80 before that civil war, 80 before that revolutionary war. (Look up the 80 year blocks on YouTube). Society is collapsing as we know it. We will all be microchipped and using CBDCs in 1-4 years. Doesn’t even matter if you’re rich. I’m in bed with two Filipinas tonight in Manila. Enjoy the last days of free and open society. China is Klaus Schwab’s test market. Drones and digital identities they can shut off are coming for all of us. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:59:16 2022 No.52806459 File: 37 KB, 329x329, 456463.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806404 why did she do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:00:10 2022 No.52806470 >>52806421 I think one's backed by the bank/company who issued the shares and the other is "your flying in the wind" far as official backing goes. So yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:01:11 2022 No.52806482 >>52806459 Who cares? I was to busy watching the ass jiggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:05:15 2022 No.52806519 Who the fuck would want to buy Buzzfeed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:05:57 2022 No.52806522 >>52806418 Continued retardedly high volatility. 20-30% swings within months on entire indexes. It’s what’s been happening all year anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:06:35 2022 No.52806530 >>52806238 Is this ai generated?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:07:47 2022 No.52806542 >>52806418 >what's the fourth option to make us all wrong power goes off and never comes back on

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:08:09 2022 No.52806545 >>52806530 obviously, use your eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:08:12 2022 No.52806546 File: 295 KB, 1024x576, 1669911400719053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806519 Microsoft

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:08:50 2022 No.52806555 >>52806519 how do they even exist after the hulkster sued them for leaking his sex tape hahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:09:57 2022 No.52806568 >>52805502 I ctrl+f'd "Oil" and two of the posts were one guy posting spoilers. Only we get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:10:27 2022 No.52806574 >>52806545 I want to see the original now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:10:51 2022 No.52806579 File: 216 KB, 823x646, MSFT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806546 Got my MSFT divvies yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:13:15 2022 No.52806610 File: 1.10 MB, 1919x1079, 1640312201784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805998 Welcome to the life of a cubicle cuck. Punching numbers into excel all day, come home, and pretend they're tired from a "hard day's work" kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:15:37 2022 No.52806641 >>52806574 If you spend enough time on /v/ you will inevitably encounter the vidya butts poster

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:16:40 2022 No.52806656 File: 46 KB, 1794x296, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806610 Your midget brain could never hope to comprehend this. I don't even understand it anymore, and I wrote it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:19:14 2022 No.52806678 >>52806047 >Muscle Only if she has ridiculously huge soft tits to compliment those hard abs. But otherwise no.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:21:42 2022 No.52806695
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>>52806610
i get a lot of vacation and infinite sick time too
it's a tough life just fucking and lifting weights and collecting paychecks
somebody's gotta do it though
i do it for the little green frog guys that can't get real girls
they need my virtual support

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:27:18 2022 No.52806748 >>52806656 Convoluted pajeet code that probably equates to deleting a cell and adding one. Don't @ me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:32:27 2022 No.52806796 File: 75 KB, 658x680, 1667670340881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The last hour dip >tfw holding SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:39:09 2022 No.52806872 File: 33 KB, 585x576, 1630968626251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52806418 >stock market closes >no sideways, just frozen

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:00:40 2022 No.52807029
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>>52806059
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:01:44 2022 No.52807036 >>52806678 >muscle girls Retards that are still in the closet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:03:01 2022 No.52807045 >>52807029 RIP anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:05:26 2022 No.52807060 >>52806059 Can you sell covered puts against it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:11:46 2022 No.52807102 the dow is down 9% from Jan 2022 kek Whatever gayness the BLS and Powell have up their sleeves this week, I will be shorting the dow in 2023

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:12:48 2022 No.52807106
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>>52806047
>what's your type?
>*imagines idealized "type" that is impossible irl, realizing that depressing reality*
>don't have one

feels bad. modern feminism doesn't help matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:13:03 2022 No.52807109 >>52807036 oh yeah, and people into girly men are straight, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:15:42 2022 No.52807121 >>52805496 Hawaiian bbq, revovling sushi or greek cafe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:16:10 2022 No.52807124 File: 61 KB, 700x927, FjkFyV1VUAAgWDA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fake soft landing is getting closer and closer each day. When will you learn CEO's are bad at predicting the future?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:17:52 2022 No.52807140 >>52806059 >>52807029 why do anons do this to themselves? you mean you have to P.AY to HOLD your position that has INFINITE RISK and LIMITED UPSIDE??? jesus christ...

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:20:46 2022 No.52807161
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Not sure when they released this but Blackrock's macro stuff is super important to read.

https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/whitepaper/bii-global-outlook-2023.pdf

Reminder: they "predicted" the giga-printing during covid. They're extremely tight with the Fed just like JPM and have many ex Feds on the payroll. It's a revolving door between em. I.e. they're not really making predictions here, they're telling you the script of how they want/think things will play out.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:21:58 2022 No.52807170

>>52807121
I'm thinking of cooking a frozen stuffed crust pizza and some steamed broccoli. I don't have to work this weekend which is just ok because I'll always take the overtime. My boss invited me over for beers, cigars, and a dip in the hot tub which should be a nice break

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:22:29 2022 No.52807176 >>52805965 You need an IQ of at least 81 to post on this board. Leave now retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:24:20 2022 No.52807193 >>52807124 When will you learn that every single one of these bottoms had rates being lowered, often to zero and sometimes trillions in stimulus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:25:55 2022 No.52807204 File: 104 KB, 1125x1105, yx3ofqige1u91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807109

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:35:45 2022 No.52807261 File: 22 KB, 400x400, 1664906985567084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807193 When will you learn they will never stop doing it? We saw BOE use QE at the same time they were increasing interest rates?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:37:20 2022 No.52807277

>>52807161
>We are already at our most defensive stance. Other options are about turning more positive, especially on equities.
>We don’t think equities are fully priced for recession. But we stand ready to turn positive via our assessment of the market’s risk sentiment or how much economic damage is in the price.
Everyone is max defensive already and is sitting on the sidelines waiting for the trigger to buy. This is another unbelievable macro-defying and short destroying run to ATH while the world burns in the making.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:39:00 2022 No.52807294 >>52807277 cool then I'll wait to short the ATH, but that will still make you seethe for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:40:11 2022 No.52807306 File: 320 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20221209-183913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why yes I make thousands a week trading government bonds and shitposting on my 5 year old phone how did you know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:40:28 2022 No.52807308 >>52807294 Do whatever man every short is more fuel to the fire, why would that make anyone seethe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:42:16 2022 No.52807321 File: 106 KB, 858x601, 1670623069892952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >friday night Why are you here? again

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:43:38 2022 No.52807330 >>52807261 You want to wait until they actually do it, not when you imagine it in your mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:43:51 2022 No.52807333 >>52807306 You trade them through futures exclusively? Any resources you can share?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:44:30 2022 No.52807335 >>52806059 Sell in the money calls. Actually my advice is dont short. If a 10% annualized fee scares you please stick to index funds

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:45:44 2022 No.52807347 >>52807333 Yeah I subscribe to Bloomberg and whenever I read an article from that faggot Larry Summers I go long treasuries

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:48:03 2022 No.52807370 File: 587 KB, 2002x1494, AE24426D-BCDD-417C-B278-376935DE60C6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807308 Have you even taken a gander at the Put/Call ratio there chief?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:50:08 2022 No.52807390
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>>52807306
Interesting, I didn't know one could *trade* government bonds, I only know of buying them and awaiting maturity. What exactly are (You) doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:55:28 2022 No.52807431 >>52807390 Here you go dumbfuck https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/us-treasury/10-year-us-treasury-note.html let me know when you lose your house

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:56:05 2022 No.52807433 >>52807390 You know there are bond futures too right? /ZN for the ten year and /ZB for the thirty are the main ones people watch

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 00:58:52 2022 No.52807455 >>52807161 are they bullish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:01:17 2022 No.52807481 File: 74 KB, 645x729, 1668717419618712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807390

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:06:49 2022 No.52807533 >>52807306 there might be something to this. You made money this week? Take me for instance, i was on the other end of that, i lost money

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:08:07 2022 No.52807539 >>52807161 >https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/whitepaper/bii-global-outlook-2023.pdf can i get a qrd

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:08:23 2022 No.52807544 You think buy & hold might be dead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:09:41 2022 No.52807556 File: 239 KB, 1519x743, 21ED0FB7-48F9-4C11-B33F-6E41925528C2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807544 Yup >t. Holder of TLRY since sept. 2022

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:10:12 2022 No.52807563 >>52807539 They are mentioning what to do during stagflation without mentioning stagflation because that gives investors vietnam flashbacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:10:30 2022 No.52807565 >>52807539 Recession not priced in fully Bonds bad Bearish outlook but ready to buy

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:12:08 2022 No.52807578
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>>52805699
>he thinks plumbers have unlimited availability in an emergency, needed industry
>he doesn’t want to put down dehumidifiers and fans himself (literal ATMs) and learn about restoration and how it’s backed by insurance and basically recession proof with over a 80% profit margin
You should be lucky the plumber didn’t take 2-3 weeks. The equipment will be in there for (or should be) 3-5 days. It’s impossible to dry out particle board cabinets if that’s what they’re attempting. It will not happen and you’re kitchen will need to be removed regardless to prevent mold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:13:36 2022 No.52807590 >>52805427 Generally sub $5

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:14:22 2022 No.52807596 File: 68 KB, 640x578, 1659570251641835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOXS sisters, are you ready to party next week?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:16:21 2022 No.52807613
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>>52807431
>let me know when you lose your house
That was years ago already.
>>52807433
No, I have only very recently even had the thought that I should do some looking into futures and forex.
>>52807481
picrel

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:17:47 2022 No.52807624 >>52807596 I want to cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:17:58 2022 No.52807631 >>52807578 good thing hes renting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:18:50 2022 No.52807638 >>52806796 I bought my puts at 395 and 403 and ill be holding them until 360 min

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:21:10 2022 No.52807657 >>52807638 maybe take profit monday since CPI and Powell will give you another crack at 405

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:21:29 2022 No.52807661 >>52807161 why should we take their word for whats going on in the economy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:25:06 2022 No.52807681 >>52807661 Dont -- but understand who that letter is meant for and why it was sent out. You shouldn't immediately act long/short on it. But instead you should consider what they believe might happen and their rationale for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:26:01 2022 No.52807690 >>52807657 We triple topped, we’re going to 330 by mid January.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:29:40 2022 No.52807724 >>52807661 you probably shouldnt just take anything at face value but that is a good compilation of data from economists and such

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:30:16 2022 No.52807728 >>52807690 oh yes we are going down, but there will be faggotry this week. Save yourself some theta, fren

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:31:08 2022 No.52807735 >>52805720 when its time to buy QQQ you'll want to buy TQQQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:36:04 2022 No.52807767 what stocks to buy this upcoming week anons????

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:38:35 2022 No.52807784 >>52807767 UVIX and SOXS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 01:42:56 2022 No.52807812 Will the CPI and FOMC save the markets next week? It looks like big tech and retail in general are pricing in a big crash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:02:44 2022 No.52807984 >>52807596 nasty pig nose

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:02:58 2022 No.52807988 lol the US is a laughing stock

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:03:24 2022 No.52807992 I'm bullish for next week, we're still above the 100 MA, and Powell already leaked the script ahead of time. Expect a good cpi, and a dovish fomc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:04:25 2022 No.52808001 File: 78 KB, 1024x958, 6da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807988 I wish that was true and not cope. Oil is eating me alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:08:32 2022 No.52808037 File: 768 KB, 640x784, 1669321520932776.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808001 Should've switched to brappy gas

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:12:08 2022 No.52808065 >>52808037 please tell me he died

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:15:44 2022 No.52808102
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>>52807161
This is interesting in their tactical view. Sort of implies 1) that they believe home prices are done correcting and 2) their forecasted recession will be minor enough to not drastically affect housing demands in the medium-term. Yeah interest rates are up but any sort of further decline in the housing market, especially as the result of a recession, could be absolutely catastrophic to credit default swap agencies. Curious what CDOs are looking like right now.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:16:31 2022 No.52808109
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First things first; this is my "play" account, I don't need to do this nor do I need the money for retirement/living expenses down the road. This is more or less a way to get rid of my excess green and have a bit of fun doing it. Also earning more green from it is nice to. Second thing: the bottom shares are placeholders, I plan to really bulk them up in 2023. Sometime on/after 1-9-2023 to be exact. Yes I took out a loan. I bought some KO stock with it. This was before the rate hikes really started to take off though. I'm 39. I don't have the luxury of time to do things the "normal" way. If I did that I'd be an 94 year old fuck before I actually seen any divvy worth a damn. So the loan was a way to speed that process up some. Yes this is a mostly play account but that don't mean I don't wanna enjoy the green from it also.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:20:54 2022 No.52808147 >>52808109 Are you selling cc on the KO and VZ for some extra cash?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:23:15 2022 No.52808156

>>52807681
>>52807724
just read it. i find it interesting that they don't think a recession has been priced in to the market yet. plus it seems they think the fed won't be able to control inflation, but will end up causing a recession anyway. which seems like stagflation

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:24:34 2022 No.52808163 >>52808147 Not really. I don't really need it. I've also never messed with options so I'm more liable to screw myself out of money than make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:25:28 2022 No.52808167 >>52808109 why not just trade options if you are going to borrow to invest?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:27:35 2022 No.52808184

>>52808167
Cause I can pay the loan off super cheap (got it before the rate hikes took off) while options can fuck me over due to me not understanding them. Hell I'm getting another salary bump next year and am fixing to bump up my 401k contributions over 12% again in January.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:27:38 2022 No.52808185

>>52808102
I think this aspect might be the most in-flux because there are some very complex interactions that have to do with real estate and the economic future. If they believe that full-employment will continue then housing will continue pumping and be well supported by inflation. HOWEVER, should the employment situation very quickly change (which it can) real estate will start burning cash faster than anything else due to the low liquidity of the market for it. Residential housing is just one aspect of real estate, there is also commercial and industrial. Industrial is starting to slow (I believe) but commercial real estate still remains extremely strong because of employment. If employment numbers actually begin going up then offices, businesses, warehouses etc will go vacant. Commercial Real estate will dump first, followed by residential real estate six months down the line as peoples money runs out (their 2.3% savings currently, lol).

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:28:46 2022 No.52808198 File: 1.60 MB, 1080x1273, 1669246413926204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52805820 Welcome to the club. Have a rare Jenna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:29:25 2022 No.52808202 File: 16 KB, 354x286, 6546546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMTuwDS8DM&t=0s

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:34:51 2022 No.52808250 >>52808198 that's boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:35:44 2022 No.52808257 File: 100 KB, 1180x620, fags.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CPI should still come in lower, it was YOU FUCKING NIGGERS EATING TOO MANY VEGTABLES that caused bad PPI

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:35:48 2022 No.52808259 >>52808184 you are going to use your paycheck to payoff a loan after 6+ months? so you didnt really get ahead now because you were paying interest like a good goy.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:37:21 2022 No.52808272

Kek, between 2021 and starting in January 2023 I've bumped up my 401k contributions total of 112%. As it happens the stock market has uh tanked pretty good giving me nice cheap shares to bag. My pension has also ballooned pretty good to. 401k follows the S&P pretty close which when you think about it is damn lucky on my part. Back in 2005 I didn't really pay much attention to stocks,etc. More or less picked options at random type deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:39:16 2022 No.52808286 >>52808109 >”play account” >boomerfolio comprised of divvy stocks >no options >net negative P/L Looks like youre having a grand old time there m8

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:43:06 2022 No.52808317 File: 288 KB, 1536x2048, 1659048724991807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52807984 Nobody likes you.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:43:34 2022 No.52808320

>>52808185
Yeah, it has to be totally dependent on a prediction that employment won't take a dump, or at the very least that Biden will do another PPP / bail out homeowners the way he tried to bail out student loan debt. But that would be on another order of magnitude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:43:52 2022 No.52808323 Does anyone else here trade volatility? Chill af and daily gains

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:44:11 2022 No.52808327 >>52808286 Kek. As I've said I don't need the money. Frankly I'll never need it. So why should I care about some slight red?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:47:03 2022 No.52808342 >>52808317 mmm asian feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:47:34 2022 No.52808346 >>52808317 That means nothing coming from a bug obsessed footfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:47:41 2022 No.52808348 >>52808272 Hope you’re retiring in the next few years. Your 401k will be wiped within the next decade.

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:52:59 2022 No.52808377

>>52808320
Oh -- and another underlooked reason for the strength of the U.S economy. The dollar. It being stronger is support U.S consumers and its domestic market. Dollars are in high demand so being paid in them is even better. The dollar is cooling off some which is also good but I think might go for another leg up when Europe kneels and stops hiking before the fed does to avoid a debtapocalypse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:55:23 2022 No.52808392 File: 9 KB, 180x179, Wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Alizée gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTcHtSSfUE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:55:40 2022 No.52808394 File: 192 KB, 634x385, 1670640303855512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What stocks for electricity should I invest in?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:56:56 2022 No.52808406 >>52808394 constellation

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:57:01 2022 No.52808407 >>52808323 i wanna get into it. tell me more about your strat and maybe some common/average plays

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 02:57:13 2022 No.52808409 >>52807596 Bags loaded, ready to take home the tendies

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:03:24 2022 No.52808441 File: 158 KB, 1345x800, US Treasury Yield Curve 12-9-22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yields....

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:04:35 2022 No.52808451
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>>52808407
>maybe some common/average plays
You can sell options on high IV% stocks. With the idea that the imp vol will revert to the mean. You can sell OTM puts on major indexes which have a volatility smirk (SPY and QQQ). Which increases the premium/odds of success. Or you can trade the VIX which I'm not autistic enough for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:05:02 2022 No.52808453 Convince me not to buy CWCO

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:06:30 2022 No.52808460 >>52808451 ooh interesting approaches anon, i might just give those ideas a shot. thanks fren

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:06:32 2022 No.52808461 >>52808453 I have it in my 401K. I'm expecting good things in the future.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:08:38 2022 No.52808471 >>52805594 >college degree are these really the kind of "men" we want breeding?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:09:58 2022 No.52808484 >>52808461 >A fellow /smg/ poster owns it alright you convinced me

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:14:59 2022 No.52808509 >>52808453 >cayman islands hq >microcap >low vol >low float uhhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:15:09 2022 No.52808510 File: 2.69 MB, 640x480, 1668926182895672.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:17:18 2022 No.52808517 >>52807321 i'm waiting for my bubble bath to cool down

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:18:52 2022 No.52808526 >>52808510 God I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:20:00 2022 No.52808539 >>52806041 that's the appeal buddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:20:20 2022 No.52808542 >>52807321 /smg/ is my third place. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_place

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:24:39 2022 No.52808574 >>52808542 based and samepilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:25:32 2022 No.52808580 >>52808542 Where'd you learn about the third place? It was Lasch for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:26:18 2022 No.52808586 >>52808580 I don't remember. It was years ago. Probably following random Wikipedia links.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:41:16 2022 No.52808665 >>52808509 Why is any of that bad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:42:44 2022 No.52808674 File: 26 KB, 322x275, external-content.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lets talk more about how next week will be green.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:46:43 2022 No.52808697 >>52808674 Hits DEEP!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:51:25 2022 No.52808726 >>52808665 Hello sir are you familiar with a fine company called FTX?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:51:34 2022 No.52808728
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>>52808674
we'll see but right now i'm gonna say no thanks, market sucks balls right now
maybe XLU or some bonds if there's a good entry point for either, though i doubt there will be
hell i may need to research some TIPS if it keeps going this way

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:53:24 2022 No.52808738 File: 7 KB, 251x201, 1660461954823364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808674 all these lil bobos buying puts imagine if CPI comes in colder than expected

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:54:46 2022 No.52808748
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>>52808674
You know, no matter whether I wind up right or wrong, I do usually have a feel that I think a Mon after a given Fri is going to do, but with that Fed shit loomin' on Wed and all of everything else as a whole, I see nothin' but abyss when visioning for next week!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:54:46 2022 No.52808747 >>52808738 I'm hoping for a good dump on monday so I can buy calls for CPI day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:55:40 2022 No.52808753 Bros I’m at a bar help me get laid But tqqq

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:57:08 2022 No.52808759 >>52808753 go up to each of the ladies, flex a 'cep and say "how you doin?" with smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:57:35 2022 No.52808762 >>52808753 look around for a some drunk hoe

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:57:55 2022 No.52808765 >>52808759 I can only do stock market poems

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:00:48 2022 No.52808776 >>52808753 No, read the Holy Bible and find Christ, then go to church and meet a woman that shouldn't be burned at the stake and do not fornicate, wait for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:01:00 2022 No.52808778 >>52808765 just tell them you personally know legendary ceo David Soxl

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:02:57 2022 No.52808787 >>52808765 start braggin about your stocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:03:25 2022 No.52808790 File: 1.96 MB, 480x320, 1670228734438.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808765 just be yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:05:05 2022 No.52808798 File: 82 KB, 380x500, 203062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Women have vaginas

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:06:02 2022 No.52808800 >>52808787 My only stocks are TBLT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:06:13 2022 No.52808802 >>52808798 even the ASMB ladies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:07:14 2022 No.52808806 >>52808800 >TBLT that's...that's a joke right?

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:07:22 2022 No.52808809

>>52808665
many of the shareholder voting laws are different in tax havens than in the usa. in the cayman islands, for example, a publicly listed company can go from public to private with just 20% of the shareholder voting in agreement. you could easily be forced out by just 1 or 2 large stakeholders. in the usa you would need more than 60% of the shareholders to agree and then the SEC would review it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:08:19 2022 No.52808812 File: 68 KB, 500x480, 1622004950325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808800 are you flirting with me or the ladies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:08:31 2022 No.52808813 >>52808806 No I believe in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:12:50 2022 No.52808830 >>52808812 Idk both there only one lady here I picked the wrong bar she’s cute though but on the phone

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:13:01 2022 No.52808831 >>52808813 Everyone at the bar knows it was (You) in that video. The only people who are going to forgive for it are at church.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:13:47 2022 No.52808835 >>52808798 Wow, racist much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:14:05 2022 No.52808837 File: 35 KB, 600x582, 1664068610243149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808800 toasted bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:15:16 2022 No.52808842 >>52808831 Yeas the lesss than 200 people in the entire known universe who watched that yt video are all I this bar right now I believer that

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:15:25 2022 No.52808844 >>52808830 tell her she can stop swiping left(right?), her dream date has arrived. then flex a 'cep and smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:17:06 2022 No.52808849 >>52808842 Those view counts are fake and gay to keep you from knowing and the ones there who saw it told everyone else. Everyone knows, just go to church.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:18:24 2022 No.52808855 >>52808842 >>52808849 Plus way more watched it on Bitchute, Rumble, and Odyssee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:18:46 2022 No.52808858 >>52808849 I don’t believe in Jesus I only believe in Nasdaq

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:20:14 2022 No.52808866 >Kraft Heinz has a P/E of 40 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:21:32 2022 No.52808871 >>52808858 Well now that you've realized that you are a person who is at a bar posting on 4chan you'd best start believing in the LORD GOD Almighty pronto because Jesus, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:21:46 2022 No.52808873 Baking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:23:01 2022 No.52808880 >>52808871 Jesus never existed get over it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:24:02 2022 No.52808885 >>52808880 you literally have no knowledge of that. stop talking stupid bullshit and pretending it's fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:26:38 2022 No.52808897 File: 418 KB, 752x459, Screenshot from 2022-12-08 21-07-05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808880 Did too, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:27:28 2022 No.52808903 File: 173 KB, 1080x1084, 1670066889696214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52808873 >>52808899 >>52808899 >>52808899 baked!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:29:05 2022 No.52808914 >>52808897 I hate to say But Jesus is fake Get over it Go sit on a rake Piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 04:38:39 2022 No.52808968 >>52808914 Don't be such a lurch Get your ass to church And find a good woman in there If you do not heed You'll get an ass bleed With AIDS and lose all of your hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 06:08:34 2022 No.52809485 >>52808968 According to most of /smg/ I already have AIDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 06:23:26 2022 No.52809563 File: 84 KB, 1074x861, 1669551787437989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52809485 we know you were cured

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 08:29:24 2022 No.52810158 >>52807161 That report is full of grammatical errors. Does nobody proofread these or what.

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