/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52803824]

Bill edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>52801878

[Anonymous No.52803835]

>>52803824
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[Anonymous No.52803836]

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[Anonymous No.52803840]

I'm dumber than a 5-year-old :(

[Anonymous No.52803843]

ngl feels like oil bearphoria/cycle capitulation

Not going long yet but looking at it...

[Anonymous No.52803847]

Should have been Seinfeld Edition

[Anonymous No.52803848]

>>52803824
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings(poors,women,non human animals,black ppl or whoever else you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

[Anonymous No.52803852]

>>52803840
A five year old wouldn't understand a word of that

[Anonymous No.52803857]

I'll buy oil at $65

[Anonymous No.52803859]

What are some interesting facts about bonds and the bond market?

[Anonymous No.52803863]

>>52803847
>What's the deal with Santa rallies?
>I mean, he's not Jewish and he's not gonna pump the market.

[Anonymous No.52803865]

>>52803847

[Anonymous No.52803866]

If I can make my money back and break even on TBLT by the end of 2023, then in /smg/ tradition I will stick a Sharpie up my butt and take a picture
It only needs to reach $97.46
You can screenshot this if you want

[Anonymous No.52803868]

>>52803840
>guessing whether the price
gambler bros, theyre on to us

[Anonymous No.52803874]

>>52803859
if you were to lay all bonds back to back they would extend longer than the stars in the galaxy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52803875]

>>52803852
maybe a 50 year old nigger wouldn't understand a word of it, but i bet a 4 year old jew could understand it broken down like that.

[Anonymous No.52803880]

what are we farming today, theta farmer bros? any good plays over the next 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.52803882]

>just talked to cpa
I'm going to get raped on taxes. Apparently I'm reaching the 50% tax bracket with my business grossing just a few mill...so i'm in the same bracket as elon musk? liek wtf?

[Anonymous No.52803884]

>>52803866
That would happen if they added an anime girl to all the logos on their bags. No explanation, nothing.

[Anonymous No.52803889]

Oil princesses have been BUCK BROKEN. Garbage techcos are fucking back. KNEEL you oil retards before your true masters.
The only time in a generation to buy oil was Jan 2022 to June 2022. Now spend another 20 years memeing about $300 oil.
Absolutely DUNKED on.

[Anonymous No.52803893]

>>52803848
daily reminder that all economic systems other than capitalism are doomed to be subsumed by more competitive economic systems because non-exploitation is inherently less efficient than exploitation, and so nations adapting the less efficient system will always get squeezed by more efficient ones.
competition between nations ultimately drives policy of any power large enough to compete for dominance. if you ever had to wonder why communist countries tend to throw away their good principles after a couple of decades; this is it.

to believe in a fundamentally different alternative requires believing in a world government, which ultimately requires deluding yourself. all we can do is improve the pile of shit we've been handed just about as much as humanly possible.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52803896]

everybody posting in this thread, except me, before the old thread hit the bump limit is a fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.52803899]

>>52803884
I actually don't know why more consumer brands don't do this. Everybody loves anime girls, even 3d girls

[Anonymous No.52803911]

>>52803859
It's like a stock with a guaranteed unchanging dividend (hence fixed income)

Think of stock dividends as "variable income"

[Anonymous No.52803912]

>>52803882
No, billionaires don't pay taxes. Just millionaires and plebs. Billionaires have teams of accountants setting up trusts and shell corps and offshore accounts, etc that you can't afford

[Anonymous No.52803913]

>>52803875
No, children would pretend to understand it and then lose interest in what you're saying half way in. You'd have to explain it in form of an example that they can relate to.

[Anonymous No.52803922]

>>52803896
OP wanted to post his shitty screencap on another shitty day, nothing of value is lost

[Anonymous No.52803925]

I'm shorting GLD right now. Join me in wealth, anons.
>>52803896
Agreed, except that you're also part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.52803944]

>>52803863
>So you’re telling me that you have a six figure portfolio? Oh I don’t think so!

[literallyURMOM No.52803948]

>oil hits 69

Me: nice

[Anonymous No.52803950]

>>52803848
Tl;dr

You're a whiny poor reddit faggot. Kys

[Anonymous No.52803954]

>>52803912
also donate to "charities" run by their relatives instead of sending it to the irs

[Anonymous No.52803964]

>>52803925
I just scooped these up few mins ago for a lil scalp. Seemed like as good a thing to go short on than anything else.I don't fool with gold

[Anonymous No.52803966]

>>52803896
there seems to be a correlation between the emergence of the early baker and the decline in posting activity in SMG. I think the early baker is killing SMG.

[Anonymous No.52803979]

>>52803912
I'm not even a millionaire...
Dont know if theres a term for it but there is definitely a ceiling that is very hard to break.

[Anonymous No.52803981]

Bought some oil shit for the lols

[Anonymous No.52803984]

>>52803948
I remember how ZH was *malding* at some guy in their replies when he called the top tick of XOM at like 114. Then it crabbed, now it's dumping.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52803986]

>>52803966
It's not the fucking early bakers killing /smg/. The vaccine has been killing our posters for months.

[Anonymous No.52803995]

On the bright side, 2018 rape hike powell time was peak /smg/

[Anonymous No.52804002]

>>52803986
No /smg/gers got the vaccine. That means it has to be long COVID.

[Anonymous No.52804016]

>>52803979
That's by design

[Anonymous No.52804017]

Decade of the crab

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804018]

>>52804002
could be gay sex faggots pox, with the amount of faggots that come through here, it could very well be the gay sex faggots pox.

[Anonymous No.52804019]

0DTEs killed the market

[Anonymous No.52804021]

>>52804017
hyper cyber crab

[Anonymous No.52804022]

>>52803964
You holding over the weekend? Monday-Wednesday going to be wild.
I'm selling an ounce of my physical gold, so I figure I can hedge the potential increase by buying cheap puts.

[Anonymous No.52804025]

tell me why I shouldn't be buying MARA here at $5.00
tell me why I couldn't get a 20%+ bounce out of it
talk me out of buying 5K shares

[Anonymous No.52804027]

>>52803986
Between the clotshots, mass Jannie bans, and Jewish mms, most people are rekt. The three J's: Jabs, Jannies, and Jews are the death of /smg

[Anonymous No.52804031]

>>52804017

[Anonymous No.52804033]

>>52804018
Are you implying TPOXX isn't a safe and effective treatment for MPV/MPX/MPGBTQ?

[Anonymous No.52804037]

another wasted day

[Anonymous No.52804039]

>>52804025
If you want shitcoin exposure just get the shitcoin. Shitcoin "miners" were all overleveraged to the tits with loans on loans on loans on "shitcoin line go UP" paradigm.

[Anonymous No.52804042]

>>52804022
What happens next week?

[Anonymous No.52804046]

>>52803893
It is actually the opposite, exploitation and slavery are extremely inefficient and unsustainable and only serve a small minority of living beings (one could also argue tho that even the masters are enslaved under an authoritarian system in their own ways, everyone is alienated and threated, so no one is actually leading proper free lives) and cooperation and mutual living are actually the ones with the maximum efficiency. This fact can also easily observed in our world too ever since capitalism system of slavery has colonized the whole globe, 80% of Earths biodiversity has been murdered and the rest of the living beings are either cattle or slaves and we are charging full speed towards a global extinction event too.

But sure go off tell me more about how slavery and domination are efficient things bro. I have absolutely no idea how you define efficiency because under no metric could you conclude that domination and slavery are efficient. They are extremely wasteful and rest of the assumption that there will always be a never ending supply of things and creatures to conquer, dominate and enslave. Guess why you need to expand all the time? Cause slavery is unsustainable and requires never ending input from an external energy source

[Anonymous No.52804050]

>>52804025
Well if you're willing to take on the regulatory risk and are deadset on crypto, maybe diversify with 50% RIOT.

[Anonymous No.52804051]

>>52804022
No I cash out my scalps quickly, won't hold over the weekend. I have crab spreads I'll hold til Monday though

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804052]

>>52804027
you forgot jay pow pow, 4 j's of the /smg/ apocalypse

[Anonymous No.52804054]

>>52803840
>look at contract current price
>look at theta
>contract decreases by theta every day until expiry

[Anonymous No.52804058]

>>52803824
Does anyone know when AQB is going to pump?

[Anonymous No.52804062]

>>52803824
>Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days

[Anonymous No.52804061]

>>52804058
Two weeks

[Anonymous No.52804064]

nothing 'killed' smg this is its normal post rate, the fake and gay braindead robinhood phoneposter uptick during the covid scam pump have all lost all of their money this year so stopped posting, only the OGs remain

[Anonymous No.52804065]

>>52804039
1.25 debt equity ratio
to me it seems that the market is pricing the miners at a "shitcoin line go DOWN" paradigm when it hasn't considered flat or up

[Anonymous No.52804068]

Do I need health insurance?

[Anonymous No.52804076]

>>52804062
funny how he was able to completely destroy his legacy by shilling for his necrowife and dopplebiden

[Anonymous No.52804087]

>>52803981
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[literallyURMOM No.52804089]

>>52803984
When oil double topped at 122 and JP Morgan said "$200 per barrel" that was the sell signal.

NEWS IS FOR SELLING BAGS

[Anonymous No.52804092]

this market is so gay. MM should be jailed

[Anonymous No.52804095]

>>52804062
There is no going back, dems are not what they used to be.

[Anonymous No.52804096]

>>52804089
>NEWS IS FOR SELLING BAGS
so the housing market is going to rebound somehow

[Anonymous No.52804103]

>>52804095
JFK was the only good Dem

[Anonymous No.52804104]

>>52804064
I wasn't here before covid. First came into /smg/ in February 2020.
But I have been on /biz/, since early 2017. I came here for help on where to sell my shitcoins, after building a mining rig. I mined mostly something called "Feathercoin", think it's a Litecoin ripoff.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804111]

>>52804103
nah, everyone after Jackson was shit.

[Anonymous No.52804124]

>>52804103
>jfk
>good
What has he done for him to be considered good?

[Anonymous No.52804127]

FUCK SILVERGATE

>>52804096
God this makes me want to short Wayfair so bad

[Anonymous No.52804149]

>>52804124
all the good ones get killed by khazarian (ashkenazi) jews

[Anonymous No.52804151]

>>52804124
he eased the american middleclass up to socialism. Glad the cowboys ended him and his family, still one Kennedy left

[Anonymous No.52804155]

dammit I should have sold CLRO on that last pump

[Anonymous No.52804167]

>>52804046
>exploitation and slavery are extremely inefficient
not the same thing, one was made mostly obsolete by technological progress in the western world, the other wasn't (at least in the technical sense, but i know commies like comparing easy peasy office jobs to literal field work slavery).

>and cooperation and mutual living are actually the ones with the maximum efficiency
yes, if we were all happy together, nobody mistrusted one another and there was no competition between nations. but that's simply not reality; systematically (not just because of "the powerful" or "the rich"), countries compete with other countries, are afraid of being subjected and guide policy in this way. countries don't optimize the efficiency of the entire human population, they attempt to maximize their own efficiency while just about retaining enough of what makes the country worth living for, often times sacrificing that as well in times of stress. systematically, the best policy is that which is both efficient and moral; purely moral policy is usually only strived for if it is at least compatible with further growth.

>80% of Earths biodiversity has been murdered
correct
>the rest of the living beings are either cattle or slaves
correct
>bro
kill yourself
>They are extremely wasteful
nobody claimed that it's sustainable. this train is accelerating until it hits a wall, and no amount of kvetching about system change will change that. you better enjoy the ride, faggot.
>Guess why you need to expand all the time?
because it is *necessary* to maintain dominance over humans that you do not trust to be in charge. this includes both class struggle and the struggle of nations.

[Anonymous No.52804168]

>>52804111
Except Biden. He is the most popular president of all of world history. Even the most popular in the universe out of millions of advanced alien civilizations. The Galactic Federation Council has fact checked the Biden got 66 Gorillion votes from non earthlings in the first hour alone ever sinced they passed a bill for telepathic early voting for Milkyway Civilizations

[Anonymous No.52804179]

>>52804058
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

[Anonymous No.52804183]

>>52804124
>>52804124
>What has he done for him to be considered good?
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.52804195]

Just checking in on the market real quick before I go. Hows it looking boss?

[Anonymous No.52804206]

I lost my phone so I'm locked out of my Robinhood account. I've waited a week already and still no response from support. How the fuck do I get my money out of there? I'm done with these people.

[Anonymous No.52804207]

>>52804179
.66

[Anonymous No.52804215]

any of you browse /sp/? god that board is flooded with 3rdworlders today

[Anonymous No.52804216]

>>52804183
So what's your point here,poltard?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804220]

>>52804168
not only do they let the fucking illegal aliens vote, but they let the fucking extraterrestrial aliens vote too? fuck the democrats.

[Anonymous No.52804225]

>>52804168
Are you trying to imply brandon isn't the most popular president, ever?
>>52804195
Lookin good, pal! We got it, you can take a load off! No need to worry about anything :)
*lights cigarette*
>>52804206
Consider it a donation to your local synagogue

[Anonymous No.52804227]

>>52803950
AHAHA you got b8ed!!!

[Anonymous No.52804229]

>>52804206
Just buy a new phone or use a computer. You still know your password, right?

[Anonymous No.52804244]

I want to be bullish, this looks like one tasty crab fattening up over a year

[Anonymous No.52804251]

>>52804225
Good.

[Anonymous No.52804262]

>>52804206
You better get it sorted fast. If you don't log in for a month they sell all your positions & start charging an inactivity fee.

[Anonymous No.52804264]

Sour hour coming. Who wants to hold longs going into the weekend?

[Anonymous No.52804267]

>>52804167
"MuH hUmAn nAtuRe"
"No ALtErnAtiVe"

Willful ignorant parasites like you are the worse type of scum. You understand the machine but willfully choose to bathe in blood and assist in the murder. It doesnt matter anyway. You said it yourself. This cancer ship is crashing so i have no idea why you are so confident your head wont getting up on a spike with the filth you spew. Your time is coming parasites youve partied with other peoples lives for too long

[Anonymous No.52804272]

>>52804229
I don't have the code for the 2fa

[Anonymous No.52804275]

when's the last day to sell for harvesting?

[Anonymous No.52804278]

oh no no no no TSLA bros, not like this

[Anonymous No.52804281]

How much money do I need for girlfriend like vid related?

[Anonymous No.52804288]

>>52804278
"if"
the worlds richest man everyone

[Anonymous No.52804299]

>>52804264
>Who wants to hold longs going into the weekend?
i've been holding longs for 12 years

[Anonymous No.52804305]

>>52804275
Dec. 28
>>52804281
Enough to pay for her PEDs, however much that is

[Anonymous No.52804309]

>>52804299
Based

[Anonymous No.52804313]

>>52804272
Damn that sucks. Can't they email the code instead of using your phone#?

[Anonymous No.52804314]

>>52804206
>using rh
This was your fate anon.

[Anonymous No.52804315]

>>52804278
What? I love rate hikes now.

[Anonymous No.52804323]

>>52804267
>You understand the machine but willfully choose to bathe in blood and assist in the murder
you are on /biz/, upper right corner

[Anonymous No.52804325]

>>52804314
>>52804315
Dumb animeposter

[Anonymous No.52804327]

>>52804281
Just date a dude since you're obviously gay,

[Anonymous No.52804330]

Given that everyone knows that there will be a recession next year, does that mean that it is already priced in?

[Anonymous No.52804332]

>>52803880
I've just been running paper trade 0dte calls and puts up and down SPY and would have made about $310 so far today. Obviously that could have been a lot more, but I'm trying to keep it limited into the range I could almost actually afford to play (well under $1000 starting account).

[Anonymous No.52804351]

>>52804323
>retarded delusional leftist meme
lol

[Anonymous No.52804358]

>>52804330
Everything is too perfect. I see a run up to maybe even 450 to put puts under pressure to then violently dump into 2023, just to test 350 and yeah, mostly crab in stocks while real economy suffers.

[Anonymous No.52804361]

Oil stopped plummeting

[Anonymous No.52804373]

>>52804278
nothing will happen
99% of the US population could be job- and homeless tomorrow and the market would crab, maybe pump a little.

[Anonymous No.52804378]

So why did tesla and N etflix pumped today?

[Anonymous No.52804380]

>>52804361
Buy some, find out

[Anonymous No.52804381]

im bored

[Anonymous No.52804383]

>>52804378
so they can dump next week

[Anonymous No.52804386]

>>52804361
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.52804387]

>>52804351

[Anonymous No.52804392]

>>52804323
Off the scales cringe

[Anonymous No.52804393]

>>52804361

[Anonymous No.52804402]

>>52804378
Pretty sure NFLX is just being propped up by boomers & 401ks.

[Anonymous No.52804407]

>>52804361
Rig count declined by 2.

[Anonymous No.52804423]

>>52804267
>You understand the machine but willfully choose to bathe in blood and assist in the murder.
please, explain to me how i'm complicit. i work a faggot job that has the goal of reducing carbon emissions and i allocate my wealth in a manner that protects it against all kind of fuckery while serving nobody but myself. in any case, the amount of wealth i maintain is not sufficient to get any meaningful venue up and running in the first place, even disregarding the fact that i've just told you why i think that all of these efforts are ultimately futile. but i do take joy in telling stupid blue-eyed commies why their view of the world is literally brain-dead and why they are chasing a literal pipe dream in system change.

>i have no idea why you are so confident your head wont getting up on a spike with the filth you spew
i'm not. we'll both evaporate on impact, my retarded friend. better start asking yourself how you can enjoy the ride until then, because there is no stopping the train, and making it your cause in life to advocate for stopping it is a waste of yours and everyone else's time.

[Anonymous No.52804428]

>>52804330
I think that a potential recession is priced in for some industries. But others, like Tech, are so reliant on cheap n' easy money and so over inflated that the 'priced in' price will be incorrect.

[Anonymous No.52804431]

>>52804393
How the fuck is that legal?

[Anonymous No.52804442]

I DID IT ALL FOR THE DIVVIES
COME ON
THE DIVVIES

[Anonymous No.52804443]

>>52804431
why not?
Buy nrgd calls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804448]

>>52804428
I don't think there's going to be a recession. Liberals are incapable of admitting they were ever wrong, and thus even if the economy goes to shit, there won't be a recession.

[Anonymous No.52804462]

at least one smgger was predicting a return of QE and ZIRP which will have zero negative consequences and lead to a new golden age, coming soon

[Anonymous No.52804469]

>>52803925
>I'm shorting GLD right now. Join me in wealth, anons.
this seems like so blitheringly retarded it just might work

[Anonymous No.52804470]

is TQQQ going to 0 on the next leg down?

[Anonymous No.52804472]

come on sour hour

[Anonymous No.52804477]

>>52804442
>thus even if the economy goes to shit, there won't be a recession.
Kek.
It's a Transcession.
And It's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.52804486]

>>52804472
power hour

[Anonymous No.52804492]

>>52804472
>>52804486
you're both wrong, crab hour

[Anonymous No.52804499]

you're all wrong.
it's our hour

[Anonymous No.52804500]

You guys did sell your $PRTY right?

[Anonymous No.52804517]

>>52804500
Yes. Birthday PRTY has been canceled

[Anonymous No.52804535]

WTF Dwyer sounds like a FAG

[Anonymous No.52804543]

>"Santa Rally"
>>52804442
All in on NOOK

[Anonymous No.52804546]

i shorted tsla and nflx

[Anonymous No.52804553]

>>52804546
bullish

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804562]

power 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.52804580]

>>52804562
shower hour

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804588]

C'mon hour. show me some power!

[Anonymous No.52804605]

>>52804469
And why is that, Mr. Goldstein?

[Anonymous No.52804612]

It's a crab hour

[Anonymous No.52804613]

I shorted nasdaq again

[Anonymous No.52804661]

>>52803896
I would remove from this screener anyone who is merely replying to others. Those who made new, non-referencing posts are doing the jogging.

[Anonymous No.52804660]

is 50k enough to trade futures? Completely over these dogshit crab days the second markets open. Its like either an event causes a 3% up/down day or nothing happens in between

[Anonymous No.52804668]

Crab power!

[Anonymous No.52804671]

it was crab hour after all

[Anonymous No.52804672]

>>52804553
dumb mumu

[Anonymous No.52804706]

Now THIS is what I call crabbing!

[Anonymous No.52804725]

I am growing more and more antisemitic each crab day

[Anonymous No.52804726]

I got a $5000 bonus at work. Should I just spread it across VTI, VYM, SCHB?

[Anonymous No.52804732]

Just got home from dropping off my vehicle for service; what have I missed?

[Anonymous No.52804740]

>>52804725
What’s the best ticker to long antisemitism?

[Anonymous No.52804745]

>>52804732

[Anonymous No.52804750]

>>52804732
THEY CAN FLY?

[Anonymous No.52804757]

>>52804732
>what have I missed?
baggie lost money again

[Anonymous No.52804763]

>>52804726
with $4990 of it, yes. with the other $10 buy a ham, they're on sale.

[Anonymous No.52804764]

>>52804750
Well, it's more like they can use fluid dynamics.

[Anonymous No.52804766]

shorted nasdaq micros. come after me mumus...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804770]

>>52804757
D:

[Anonymous No.52804774]

>>52804740
Ticker: spamming boards with anti jew threads

[Anonymous No.52804775]

>>52804757

[Anonymous No.52804782]

>>52803995
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.52804783]

>>52804037
I know what you mean, man

[Anonymous No.52804785]

someone pump my CLRO bags

[Anonymous No.52804794]

>>52804740
While SARK exists, there is no SIZRL. You gotta just buy puts on IZRL.

[Anonymous No.52804800]

>>52804785
>Bags
>+73% today

[Anonymous No.52804809]

>>52804613
so have I

this crabbing is getting annoying, I hate seeing all the interest payments on my shorts.

Why do I pay interest on days it's not even trading?????

[Anonymous No.52804811]

Market stalls on fears that the market could go nowhere.

[Anonymous No.52804816]

why would short into next week are you stupid or something huh?

[Anonymous No.52804818]

>>52804782
if my eye was like that I would wear an eyepatch ngl

[Anonymous No.52804827]

>buy swbi
>wait for next nigger to get Floyd'ed

[Anonymous No.52804832]

>>52804816
>SIRS DO NOT REDEEM BENCHOD BLOODY

[Anonymous No.52804844]

>>52804794
Wow

That is the most Jewish options market I have ever personally witnessed. Nothing can be don’t there at all.

[Anonymous No.52804861]

>>52804844
Exactly, anon. And look at EIS's chain.

[Anonymous No.52804863]

Was that the Carvana (FUCK CARVANA) pop to short? I was very tempted.

Let’s discuss other short opportunities
>MPW
>SQ
>COIN
>SI
>W
and potential longs
>energy?
>>52804782
Cute!

[Anonymous No.52804866]

Kek i instantly shorted nasdaq after baggie gave the top signal . +12%

[Anonymous No.52804870]

>>52804863
Also gold and maybe platinum miners?

[Anonymous No.52804871]

>>52804750
tell me you don't /tv/ without telling me you don't /tv/

[Anonymous No.52804873]

fed blackout period is OVER and what did mumu's accomplish with their freebie week?

[Anonymous No.52804885]

>>52804873
I shorted Silvergate crapto scammers and watched Carvana eat dirt

[Anonymous No.52804892]

i hate niggers

[Anonymous No.52804894]

next week is even more bullish. all this mild bear action just to make bobo feel secure.

[Anonymous No.52804895]

looks like the hour was sour after all

[Anonymous No.52804896]

It was sour hour all along.

[Anonymous No.52804898]

ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52804903]

>>52804894
Cope

[Anonymous No.52804904]

>>52804068
Nah just don't get sick, much cheaper that way.

[Anonymous No.52804908]

whats getting priced in right now

[Anonymous No.52804913]

Fuck all of you

[Anonymous No.52804914]

>>52804908
a bear trap

[Anonymous No.52804920]

>>52804908
did russia just let off a nuke or something this is crazy

[Anonymous No.52804923]

>>52804908
that which we put off pricing in the past few weeks

[Anonymous No.52804926]

Nice lil scalp to cherry on top

[Anonymous No.52804930]

>>52804913
Hey, fuck you, pal.

[Anonymous No.52804935]

>>52804908
Nothing on the radar, I am confused

[Anonymous No.52804938]

I'm just not gonna look at my account

I know..I know (ughh)

I'm just not gonna look is all

[Anonymous No.52804941]

>>52804766
closed nasdaqs... enjoy the scraps

[Anonymous No.52804950]

listen to the real expert

[Anonymous No.52804957]

>>52804908
the pricing in is getting priced in

[Anonymous No.52804961]

Guess I'll keep selling covered calls u till things pick up. I'm down 12%

With new cash flows and premiums I can fortify my account. Seems like my stock picks have already priced in armageddon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52804967]

>>52804920
nah turns out that nigger we traded the merchant of death for is already back on her fuck america horse. this just proves my theory that liberals are incapable of admitting they were wrong and changing.

[Anonymous No.52804969]

>>52804908
My dick in your mom's throat is priced in

[Anonymous No.52804970]

Clearly we are going to tank hard next week

[Anonymous No.52804971]

>>52804950
"if"

[Anonymous No.52804974]

dump it for my 394 puts benchod bloody basterd

[Anonymous No.52804976]

>>52804950
they've been saying that they are gonna dump their shares unless powell kisses their asses with more pivot memes. times a wastin

[Anonymous No.52804977]

STOP GOING DOWN
I NEED TO SHORT

[Anonymous No.52804981]

What is a good site to look at sector indexes/etfs? Just so I can get an idea of how individual sectors are performing on a given day

[Anonymous No.52804987]

>>52804981
tradingview. dont pay

[Anonymous No.52804990]

>>52804981
something like this? it doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.52804995]

>>52804766
>>52804941
ty for the cheese mumus. see you degens next week

[Anonymous No.52804999]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52805002]

I love harvesting theta so much. thanks for the $$$ degens

[Anonymous No.52805008]

WHAT THE POOP?!?!
WHAT THE HECK?!?!

[Anonymous No.52805018]

I sold my SHOP at $40 and my NFLX at $325 today

[Anonymous No.52805021]

>>52804971
le ebic topical history qoute boster

[Anonymous No.52805022]

TSLQ 60 calls

[Anonymous No.52805026]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCqe751tOAo

[Anonymous No.52805030]

FLASH CRASH
GO SHORT THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING
PUMP THE PUT/CALL RATIO HIGHER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52805034]

>>52804999
>>52805008
don't worry i bought puts

[Anonymous No.52805035]

>>52805026
>MFW I'm letting my longs ride

[Anonymous No.52805054]

where are we going

[Anonymous No.52805057]

>>52804990
Yes this works, thanks

[Anonymous No.52805059]

>>52805054
to 393 by the looks of it

[Anonymous No.52805060]

>>52805054
Funky Town.

[Anonymous No.52805064]

>>52805054
Home

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52805066]

>>52805054
the center of the earth

[Anonymous No.52805069]

CLOSE THE MARKETS ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.52805071]

>get fucked mumu

[Anonymous No.52805072]

75bps back on the table Jerome

[Anonymous No.52805074]

WTF WHY DUMP RANDOMLY NICE

[Anonymous No.52805075]

lol, it's over

[Anonymous No.52805078]

ooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.52805080]

>>52804950
The real experts are the voices in my head

[Anonymous No.52805087]

POWER MINUTE LETS GO

[Anonymous No.52805095]

>>52805087
No

[Anonymous No.52805096]

>>52805064
foul leaf slop inspired by marijuana and other low iq inducing industrial fumes in the air. disgusting

[Anonymous No.52805097]

>spx crashes
>pcc rises
Bear trap. next week is green

[Anonymous No.52805101]

next monday will be devastatingly red

[Anonymous No.52805103]

STOP THE COUNT!!!

[Anonymous No.52805110]

nflx fuck off. only reason this bitch isn't at 390 rn

[Anonymous No.52805113]

my SQQQ isn't mooning so that means this is just some traping

[Anonymous No.52805117]

HELP ME DR ZAIUS

[Anonymous No.52805119]

>>52805096
I would kick someone’s ass if they tried to serve me fries covered in brown gravy

[Anonymous No.52805122]

A week from now Dow will be 31000

[Anonymous No.52805126]

>>52805097
>next week is green
im expecting some ridiculously fake postitive CPI and then 50 bepis points which will allow everyone to have a nice crabby christmas and then the real fun starts january

[Anonymous No.52805127]

>>52805064
what is that brown shit on the fries

[Anonymous No.52805128]

ITS JUST A BEAR TRAP EVERYTHING IS FINE
BAGGIE WENT SHORT THAT MEANS ITS GONNA PUMP NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.52805130]

short tsla. must is about to lose everything

[Anonymous No.52805132]

No really. WTF is going on.
There is no catalysator

[Anonymous No.52805137]

what retards are buying airline stocks going into a depression? I'm short JETS and getting fucked right now.

[Anonymous No.52805138]

>>52805127
Gravy

[Anonymous No.52805144]

Is this the TLT dip?

[Anonymous No.52805145]

>>52805132
the catalyst is everything is going to shit retard

[Anonymous No.52805146]

>>52805137
>what retards are buying airline stocks going into a depression?
the same guy whose shorting gold right now

[Anonymous No.52805151]

>>52805130
honestly I hope some hedge fund executes the biggest "long squeeze" in human history by liquidating Elon and all the TSLA tards

[Anonymous No.52805150]

ITS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN AND WONT STOP

[Anonymous No.52805152]

>>52805130
no he won't he'll create millions of baggies and say he was warning people it was coming and then he'll live in a bunker w peter thiel in enn zed

[Anonymous No.52805153]

>>52805144
I fuckin bought TMF at the beginning of the day

[Anonymous No.52805154]

>Wake up at 3:30 PM
>Have my coffee
>See this
whoa

[Anonymous No.52805155]

>>52805138
oh, it looked old af

[Anonymous No.52805157]

Imagine not going risk off into this weekend

[Anonymous No.52805160]

>>52805145
everything is fine, except line going down too far too fast

[Anonymous No.52805164]

Great I'm gonna have to hold SOXL for 20 more years...

[Anonymous No.52805165]

Imagine believing that Jerome would only raise 50bps

[Anonymous No.52805169]

STOP REEEEDEEEEMINNNGGGGGGGG!!

[Anonymous No.52805172]

SOXL WILL NEVER BE ABOVE 12.30 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.52805174]

chips and gravy is god tier you plebs
(i can do without the cheese tho)

[Anonymous No.52805180]

>>52805153
>leverage

[Anonymous No.52805188]

I'm only trading international index etfs starting today. They actually have real market price action. Im out of US stocks until this crab dies. Literally flat fucking line since September 27th.

Im long VNM into next week.

[Anonymous No.52805192]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.52805194]

QUICK
SAY DING THREE TIMES

[Anonymous No.52805195]

>>52805165
>Imagine believing that Jerome would only raise 50bps
he could raise it 200bepises and it would still be bullish, experts agree

[Anonymous No.52805198]

can this piece of shit just crash.

[Anonymous No.52805208]

>>52805192
+7.64%

[Anonymous No.52805209]

>>52805192
God I wish I had a cute OL gf

[Anonymous No.52805210]

kek thats it bobo?

[Anonymous No.52805212]

next time listen to my nasdaq micro calls dummies. get rich. dont listen, stay poor

[Anonymous No.52805214]

>>52805195
we are going to 7%

[Anonymous No.52805215]

>>52805192
It’s an omen


Some of you guys are alright, don’t come into the market next week.

[Anonymous No.52805217]

josh brown needs to just shave his fucking head. every day it's a new style and every day it looks terrible

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52805218]

>>52805192
I learned something today.

[Anonymous No.52805219]

>>52805192
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[Anonymous No.52805244]

Alright, see you faggots bright and early Monday morning.

[Anonymous No.52805248]

next week will be green

[Anonymous No.52805254]

>>52805248
it will by allah

[Anonymous No.52805264]

soxl will go up 20% next week.

[Anonymous No.52805271]

>>52805192
I gained like +0.8% from Oats barely moving.

[Anonymous No.52805283]

>LE SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.52805286]

>>52805254
I dont like Islam thanks

[Anonymous No.52805295]

>>52805192
tendies secured!

[Anonymous No.52805303]

>>52805218
What's that Mr baglet?

[Anonymous No.52805310]

>>52805192
>-3.56% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.52805312]

>>52805283
le cope. bitch.

[Anonymous No.52805319]

>>52804898
Based

[Anonymous No.52805322]

>>52805192
Up 53bps

[Anonymous No.52805327]

>dump as soon as I close my client
they're watching me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52805330]

>>52805303
Today I learned that while only making up 13% of the populations, niggers are responsible for 50% of the crimes, and if you got rid of all the niggers in Chicago the crime rate would drop by 90%.

[Anonymous No.52805332]

>>52805192
-0.8% because I was a retard gambling on 0dtes, only long dated puts from now on.

[Anonymous No.52805339]

>>52805327
You and i both friend

[Anonymous No.52805355]

>>52805192
My son's stocks (pic is per share, S&P longs) took a pretty good oof today, minus $330. All the while I did paper trades that would have made about $310. I could have done at least one more trade but wound up with a bunch of distractions during sour hour. I wish I could have really made those trades today. The last bunch I have done have worked pretty well on the whole.

[Anonymous No.52805358]

>>52805319
chud

[Anonymous No.52805369]

I say, I won't bake, good sir.

[Anonymous No.52805376]

>>52805355
>My son's stocks
Your son's? Or your wife's son's?

[Anonymous No.52805377]

>>52805355
>son's stocks
>all the while i did paper trades

[Anonymous No.52805383]

New

>>52805381
>>52805381

[Anonymous No.52805398]

whoaaahhhhh black betty bam a lam

[Anonymous No.52805428]

>>52805330
>No nogs
The other fun fact is gun crime would be similar to Europe

[Anonymous No.52805431]

>>52805330
You're just now learning that? FBI statistics showing that have been well known for years. But Twitter still used to delete and ban it as 'misinformation against a protected group', or some bs like that even though it's straight from the FBIs own website, or it used to be

[Anonymous No.52805536]

>>52805376
Your mother isn't my wife anymore, son.
>>52805377
saved

[Anonymous No.52805629]

>>52804267
You guys can't even band together to form a communist community.. There are hundreds of thousands of you guys on reddit. That's how distrustful of you are of each other. Don't give me that bullshit barriers to entry excuse.

[Anonymous No.52805646]

>>52805536
That comeback doesn't even make sense

[Anonymous No.52805673]

>>52805646
Which one? Yes it does, you're just too dumb for it.

[Anonymous No.52805867]

>>52803882
>faggot just realizing now the State isn't his friend
Kek