Landlords

[Anonymous No.52803564]

What do you do if a tenant decides to leave a parting gift like pic related in the plumbing? Maybe it'll make you re-evaluate your parasitic existence.

[Anonymous No.52803600]

>>52803564
>sue them for damaging my property
eh idk

[Anonymous No.52803617]

>>52803564
Lawsuit.

Dumb rentoid nigger

[Anonymous No.52803727]

>>52803617
>Lawsuit.
This. Also make note of the incident on their rental history. Good luck on finding a place to live besides your car if you do this rentoids,

[Anonymous No.52803766]

>>52803727
yeah an eviction conviction affords you very few rentable apartments once the credit check comes in. Even suing the manager puts a mark on the records.

[Anonymous No.52803802]

>>52803564
>What do you do if a tenant decides to leave a parting gift like pic related in the plumbing? Maybe it'll make you re-evaluate your parasitic existence.

oh fuck you, really? you wouldnt do it. all talk.

[Anonymous No.52803817]

>>52803802
It's seriously the dumbest larp. Trying to pretend there's zero consequences for destroying the property of someone wealthier than you to the tune of thousands of dollars

[Anonymous No.52803819]

Lunatics such as yourself are rare. I guess I try to pursue damages, and at very least put you on the eviction/shitlist so that no one else will rent to you, forcing you to live in projects and hoods forever.

[Anonymous No.52803825]

>>52803617
No matter where you try to hide or how many guns you buy, we will find you and euthanize you parasite

[Anonymous No.52803832]

>>52803564
pay some local mafia guys to break their kneecaps so they can never walk again

then I immediately raise the asking rent for new units to compensate for nigger risk. I don't rent to niggers, though so this never happens to me.

[Anonymous No.52803833]

Also contrary to /biz/ belief, this job is not super easy for the small time landlord. I'm kind of divesting right now because I'm tired of dealing with tenant shit. The more of us who care getting out of the game means more bigwigs who are happy to slap some new cosmetics down and jack the rent up 100%, leaving you out in the cold or on Section 8. Guess that's your ideal world though!

[Anonymous No.52803844]

>>52803564
Changing a trap is a 5 minute job...

[Anonymous No.52803870]

>>52803844

You might have to cut some wall/floor open if he does it in a shower/bath drain

[Anonymous No.52803920]

>>52803825
>"we will find you and euthanize you parasite"

[Anonymous No.52803924]

>>52803844
This. Good luck, rentoid. What a terrible combo..getting sued for damages, not being able to rent anything due to shitty rental history, landlord laughs spends 1 hour fixing your attempt to sabotage. Lords of the land chads truly do always win. Make sure to get your tent winterized, lube your bike chain and stock up on cardboard for your gib sign. What a pathetic future existence.

[Anonymous No.52803943]

>>52803564
Lol, subhuman rentoid seething! Stop being poor you loser.

[Anonymous No.52803998]

>>52803600
>>52803617
>>52803727
There won't be a lawsuit you retards. The landlord scum will file an insurance claim, The adjuster will come to me and I'll tell them I didn't do it and maybe the landlord is committing insurance fraud.

[Anonymous No.52804057]

>>52803998
Any self respecting land chad knows how to fix anything, especially something this minor or has a team that can. I would never file a claim for such an easy fix. We will get the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.52804063]

>>52803844

>dump a few cups of concrete mix in the toilet
>flush once, don't run any other water and wait an hour for it to harden to the sides of the main plumbing line
>repeat

[Anonymous No.52804098]

>>52804063
>Huuur duur what is abs and abs glue?

[Anonymous No.52804099]

>>52803564
concrete leaves too much evidence behind. if you have central air, hot wire the compressor and bounce it on/off rapidly for several minutes. the compressor motor will overheat and the windings will melt down. mr. shekelstein will be out $5-10k for a new unit.

[Anonymous No.52804123]

I have a hairline crack in a washing machine drain line under the house. can i repair it with flex seal spray? or should i try to run a bead of pvc glue over it first then spry with the flex seal when it dries

[Anonymous No.52804146]

>>52804098

hurr durr what are plumber labor rates you fucking tard

minimum 4k to trench out and replace a main line

[Anonymous No.52804159]

>>52803600
Go ahead sue me I have no money. I do this to every land cuck after I am kicked out for not paying rent.

t. Haven’t paid rent once in my life, usually once in a home it takes 6 months for them to kick me out because Canadian landlord tenant laws are based as fuck. Zero repercussions for my actions. Feels good man

[Anonymous No.52804200]

You have to do things with plausible deniability. Melt wax down the sink, prawn shells in hard to access locations returning a week later and poisoning the garden.
>>52803600
>>52803617
>>52803727
>I'm goonnna suuuuueeee you
Typical kike response. Good luck spending thousands to recover hundreds

[Anonymous No.52804235]

>>52804146
Kek. After I keep your $2,500 deposit that took you 200 hours to earn then make you sell your shitty car to pay the lawsuit I won, even if your plebby little attempt at getting that concrete all the way to the main succeeds looks like I get some free new plumbing that needed to be replaced anyways! :)

[Anonymous No.52804355]

>>52804235

have fun replacing all the upstairs plumbing too landie, i do this in every upstairs bathroom as i leave with my deposit! also i wiped shit underneath every electrical socket and injected raw eggs into the walls. clean it up, landie! dont want that investment to sit empty without a tenant, now!

[Anonymous No.52804390]

>>52803564
>imagine not turning the oven and all four stove eyes on high and then setting a potato chip bag on fire next to it

Now that's how you get revenge.

[Anonymous No.52804484]

I finally saved up enough to buy a place, but not before leaving my landie jannie a nice gift… a few weeks worth of dookie behind the drywall and underneath the subfloor. I asked the super to patch up the drywall and tiling as well and he was non the wiser. Then I broke lease and have been ignoring the emails and phone calls. Have fun with the mess janjans!

[Anonymous No.52804550]

>>52804355
Based and redpilled. Laddies are such cucks. Alpha chads like us don’t even rent, we live for free and then dab on the land lords by destroying their home as they kick us out and onto the next landlord cuck

[Anonymous No.52805540]

>>52804484
>>52804355
Look at these d00ds.

I don't know about the other landlords it, but I've restored actual dilapidated crack houses with gutted mechanicals from the foundation up. I'm not really worried about anything you can do, but lol at your absolute niggerdom.

[Anonymous No.52805572]

>>52804159
Nigger detected.

[Anonymous No.52805622]

>>52804159
Because parasitic people like you, full of envy and resentment, western civilization is dying.

[Anonymous No.52805651]

Eviction is like $100
Filing garnishments is about $60

I have garnishments on two rentoid faggots at the moment.

[Anonymous No.52805677]

>>52803617
>>52803727
Dirtbag jew kikes

[Anonymous No.52805698]

>>52803564
Where do renters want to live? I really don't get the landlord hate and think it's just another satanic psyop.

[Anonymous No.52805711]

>>52803564
Rentoid subhumans really seething today huh landchads?

[SAGE No.52805769]

>>52803564
Looks like lefty/pol/ trannies are raiding /biz/ again.

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

[Anonymous No.52805771]

>>52805698
this but unironically. there's a continuous stream of psyops pushed out to keep americans divided and confused. many of them are tested on 4chan(nel) first.

[Anonymous No.52806744]

>>52803833
this
>>52803564
anti-capitalist retards fueling the monopolies they claim to hate

[Anonymous No.52806842]

we at weimar residential multifamily LLC have over 10000 apartment complexes across north america, i doubt we'd feel anything.

[Anonymous No.52806882]

>>52805698
Read Adam Smith, rent seeking is fuedal parasitic economic activity that has no place in a market economy. If you are a landlord yourself you're a parasite if you defend landlords you're a cuck.
>>52805771
You and >>52805698 might even be glowniggers for claiming the feds are psyoping landlords. As if the government would do anything useful for once.

[Anonymous No.52806915]

seriously how many people rent from actual individual human landlords anymore. every apartment I've ever toured while looking for someplace to live was owned by a corporate entity like this

https://www.s2cp.com/
https://nemanagement.net/

[Anonymous No.52806955]

None of you rentoids have ever done any of the LARP in this thread. This is all just seething because your security deposit wasn't returned

[Anonymous No.52806962]

>>52803564
the rentoid would lose in the end and still be a homeless faggot.

[Anonymous No.52807012]

Not my problem

[Anonymous No.52807043]

>>52805698
Why do landlords believe the house ceases to exist if its not rented

[Anonymous No.52807595]

>>52807043
They do? OK All landlord teleport to Mars. Who will renters pay now if they can't afford to buy? Do they want to be homeless? DO renters want the State to run their lives?