PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.52800811]

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

[Anonymous No.52800841]

>>52800811
GOOD, NATURE IS HEALING!

[Anonymous No.52800851]

>>52800811
>average man
this is unironically evolution
people not eating shit diets, exercising, and having high testosterone will prevail
>got my sperm checked because i wanted to have essentially the most extensive physical panel possible when i turned 30
>everything came back ideal
>wife wanted a child
>got her pregnant as soon as she went off birth control
>90th percentile for height, weight, male, blue eyes
>child has zero allergies or complications, birth was vaginal
>wife producing plenty of breastmilk
it aint' easy being literal the top of my class, top 2% of earners, 1% for net worth
homeowner
can bench my body weight
can dead 1.5x my body weight
not even interested in going higher

what's it like NOT being me?

[Anonymous No.52800871]

>>52800851
i have a feeling you and your wife are really ugly despite all those stats you just boasted about

[Anonymous No.52800875]

>>52800851
>can dead 1.5x my body weight
That's really bad. It's this bait?

[Anonymous No.52800884]

>>52800851
your kids a tranny though sorry

[Anonymous No.52800893]

>>52800851
not to pick on you but those estats are bad just lie next time.

[Anonymous No.52800896]

i doubt it's an accident
monsantos own studies showed their gmo corn causes infertility in small mammals over generations but nobody cared.

[Anonymous No.52800903]

>>52800851
Pretty nice, but I'm all those stats without the blue eyes, but can lift about 1.5x what you can, plus I'm a self made multi millionare. I don't 'earn' for shecklesberg, I've had my money work for me since I was 27 years old.

Always a bigger fish. I see bigger fish than me all the time.

[Anonymous No.52800912]

>>52800851
Imagine being so insecure that you have to brag to a bunch of absolute losers on an anonymous Mongolian basket design forum.
It's all a bit sad, really...

[Anonymous No.52800916]

>>52800811
men should stop wearing those faggy skinny pants

[Anonymous No.52800921]

>>52800851
your wife was on birth control?
it's over for your tranny son

[Anonymous No.52800922]

>>52800871
Notice he doesn't mention the aesthetics of the features

Id rater be poor and handsome than ugly and top 1%

[Anonymous No.52800948]

>>52800871
she's a solid 8 out of 10, trad
>>52800875
i had a back injury when i was younger and i was much more into chasing gains. i do 3x10 on the 1.5x bodyweight dead (5x5 on all other lifts). as you get older, you'll be less interested in joining the 1000 lb club and more interested in maintaining a physique and physical ability and not "throwing your back out" when you move a bag of soil.
>>52800884
so far well into the norms of masculinity, he likes trucks and hammers.
>>52800893
as above, i don't chase gains anymore. im not trying to get big. happy with how i look, happy with my life.

ill ask again, what's it like NOT being me?

>>52800903
based doppleanon. i have a similar financial background, i consult for startups. i don't do a 9-5. are you still climbing the gains staircase for a goal? ive just always admired bodies like bruce lee etc. never thought YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT was something i wanted.
>>52800912
>op pic related
>shit on incels
>give them a template for how to get better
>incels screech
evrytim
>>52800922
sorry but we're both 8/10. good looking enough to do what we want, not so attractive it poisons our realities.

[Anonymous No.52801008]

>>52800948
>she's a solid 8 out of 10, trad

[Anonymous No.52801242]

>>52800948
post a picture of just your eye area only and we will see if you are really an 8/10 or not

[Anonymous No.52801290]

>>52800948
You can't even write in Standard English, I'm good dude.
>>52800811
>>52800922
>checked

[Anonymous No.52801335]

>>52800921
Redpill me.
>>52800851
You brag about all these stats but you evidently arent very intelligent if you think plastification of our bodies is an example of evolution.