/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52789936]

The humor behind a dog with a bat comes from the unexpected and comical nature of the image. The fact that the dog is wielding a bat and using it to bonk objects is amusing because it suggests a level of intelligence and problem-solving ability that is not typically associated with dogs. Additionally, the sound of the dog bonking things with the bat may be comedic in itself, adding to the overall humor of the situation. Furthermore, the meme may be relatable to people who have pets or have seen their pets engage in unexpected or amusing behavior. Overall, the combination of the unexpected image and the potential for relatable content makes the meme entertaining and amusing.

[Anonymous No.52789977]

Okay I'll buy some, Jesus

[Anonymous No.52790184]

I’m going to withdrawal my 401k early and become a whale

[Anonymous No.52790222]

>>52789936
>Additionally, the sound of the dog bonking things with the bat may be comedic in itself, adding to the overall humor of the situation.
Not much humor in hitting and hurting someone.

Not much humor in the 2000 young people left disfigured and disabled by baseball bat attacks each year.

No humor in a scamcoin that glorifies violence and hate.

All who hold this should be ashamed of themselves.

[Anonymous No.52790447]

>>52790222
It is important to note that the situation described in the original statement is purely fictional, and therefore it is not possible to accurately assess whether or not the dog with a bat is glorifying violence and hate.

[Anonymous No.52791464]

omly got 300b am i makin it?

[Anonymous No.52792515]

>>52789936
that's a nice dog right there

[Anonymous No.52792918]

look who liked the tweet

[Anonymous No.52793002]

>>52790222
i think that its pretty funny actually
go back bitch ass nigga

[Anonymous No.52793660]

>>52789936
when pump

[Anonymous No.52793731]

Rolling for 50B as usual

[Anonymous No.52793768]

>>52792918
Holy shit the pump is going to start any minute now.

[Anonymous No.52793807]

>>52789936
Dog bat is nuanced in many ways. Questions like, why is this dog holding a bat? Why is the dogs prime directive to bonk? Why does something so cute make incels seethe? These are the questions meant for the history books of the future. All we know now is people, who invest into the dog, IQ's are at the extremes. The only ones missing out are brainlets who invest into "the tech" in a clown world.

[Anonymous No.52794047]

Nah familia, we're all in for ZHAO

[Anonymous No.52794234]

50B prophecy is real

[Anonymous No.52794344]

Should I swap my piece of shit forth for Dog bat. Trips tell me.

[Anonymous No.52794448]

>>52789936
jesus christ, the autism is real.

[Anonymous No.52796186]

>>52794344
checked, you have to now

[Anonymous No.52796281]

>>52794344
I came back to check this shit out for the first time in months. Surprised my 75 bil is still worth $500 even in this shit market. I think... WAGMI

[Anonymous No.52797438]

>>52789936
>>52789977
I wish I could buy some. I looked into it a few months ago. Holy shit it was a pain in the ass. I'm not in to crypto so would have had to start from scratch to buy. The process was some kind of bullshit like buy some random coins somewhere, transfer them somewhere else, then use them to buy the dbonk, then move them somehow into a web browser extension or some shit to hold them offline. What a fucking joke. I just wanted some meme coins. No wonder most people myself included wont screw with crypto. Its retarded how hard it is to buy and hold some. Why can't I just buy some from a legitimate website using PayPal and have them emailed to me? I know that sounds like a silly question to coiners but ffs after all these years crypto sucks to buy. This is why normal people won't buy in. Its too much of a hassle.

[Anonymous No.52797625]

>>52797438
You're ngmi, stay away from crypto

[Anonymous No.52797637]

>>52790222
Literally everything you said made me laugh and lose

[Anonymous No.52797761]

>>52794448
That’s an AI chat analysis. Nobody puts that much effort into that shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.52797838]

It is the next shib afterall

[Anonymous No.52798052]

Fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.52798296]

>>52797761
Sneed

[Anonymous No.52798319]

ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

newfags

[Anonymous No.52798561]

>>52797438
>can't be bothered to spend 2 hours figuring out how to buy an almost guaranteed moon ticket
you dont deserve to make it

[Anonymous No.52799962]

>>52797438
By the time the normans can buy it off the big exchanges it will be too late to make it anon.

[Anonymous No.52800033]

>>52789936
Please stop posting threads until 1 trillion is $100. I'll buy it then.

[Anonymous No.52800389]

>>52800033
do you know what a market cap is?

[Anonymous No.52801424]

>>52799962
>>52798561
>>52798561
This is exactly my point. You're too dense to understand. I'm not looking to "make it". I am doing just fine in life. I wouldn't waste my time or money on a digital chucky cheese coin with a dog and a baseball bat logo if I wanted to "make it." I wanted them as a meme, as a joke, as "pet rock" so to speak as Dimon refered to them. The only reason I looked into buying them was for fun. A person would have to be financially illiterate to consider them an investment.
>two hours of fucking around to aquire a worthless digital pet rock
Yep. My time is of value. I have better things to do.
>by the time its easy to buy it will be more expensive
Holy shit. I couldn't care less if it did. I can afford fractions of a penny for pet rocks today. I can afford several fractions of a penny for pet rocks tommorow. They are internet meme coins of a dog with a bat, not bars of gold, blue chip stocks or real estate. As far as meme coins go I gladly pay a fee just to buy these straight from my bank or paypal. This why the industry fails. Zero foresight into how to make crypto of value to commoners. You are all too busy ripping each other off and running your mouths.

[Anonymous No.52801510]

>>52801424
>calls others dense when he's too dense to use a swap
Crypto is not for you boomer, try /pmg/ it's more up your alley.

[Anonymous No.52802012]

>>52794047
You should be embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.52802036]

>>52801424
don't care didnt ask, cry more retard

[Anonymous No.52802054]

Guaranteed 1 to 5b mc. Possible 10 to 50b mc during a bull run with a nice helping of fomo

[Anonymous No.52802119]

>>52801424
Tbh it's not so bad these days or at least getting better. You'd still need to input the d0b0 contract address and have access to binance, but you can use defi to buy with pancakeswap all within the binance app now.

[Anonymous No.52802237]

>>52802119
>Its shitty but not as shitty as it used to be.
Fuck that nonsense. Let me buy it straight through a legitimate financial institution in two minutes or less without any hoops or red tape.
>>52801510
>>52802036
The irony is palpable with you idiots. You need commoners to buy in so you can "make it." Yet here you are running your mouths and taking a piss on someone you need. How retarded.
>You must be a boomer because your time is valuable and you aren't inclined to waste it screwing around buying digital pet rocks
Ok kiddos. Whatever you say. Good luck "making it" with your pet rock collection. lol

[Anonymous No.52802393]

>>52802237
>straight through a legitimate financial institution
That will at the very least have to wait until cbdcs are the standard and run this casino.

[Anonymous No.52803460]

you can use now wallet/change now and buy it with a credit card

[Anonymous No.52803533]

>>52802237

You guys outta listen to this guy. Dont end up like Linkies who fudded their own golden ticket out of their hands because theyre edgelords

[Anonymous No.52803702]

>>52802237
you can literally go on their website and poorchase via a financial institution.

[Anonymous No.52803744]

What’s Sui and make it stack for this shitcoin

[Anonymous No.52804346]

>>52803744
Suicide: 10B
Make it: 100B

[Anonymous No.52805076]

Once upon a time, in a faraway galaxy, there lived a dog named Dog with Bat. Dog with Bat was an ordinary dog, but he had a secret: he came from outer space.

Dog with Bat lived on a small planet with his friends, a group of mischievous dogs who loved to cause trouble. One day, they discovered a secret map that led to a hidden treasure. Excited by the prospect of becoming rich, the dogs set out on an adventure to find the treasure.

As they journeyed through the galaxy, they encountered many enemies who tried to stop them from reaching their goal. But Dog with Bat and his friends were not deterred. With their trusty bats in hand, they comically bonked their enemies on the head, making a satisfying "bonk" sound as they did so.

Eventually, the dogs reached the treasure and discovered it was a vast fortune. They became extremely wealthy and powerful, and their enemies began to fear them.

One by one, the enemies fell to their knees, acknowledging Dog with Bat's supremacy. And so, Dog with Bat and his friends lived happily ever after, basking in the glow of their newfound wealth and power.

[Anonymous No.52805948]

I buyed more dogbat
cope seethe and dilate, jannietrannies
d0b0 will never die

[Anonymous No.52806204]

>>52802237
don't care didnt ask, cry more retard

[Anonymous No.52807642]

What the fuck are you delusional faggots on about now? We pumped and dumped this shit an entire year ago. Get the fuck over it. Thanks for playing. Thanks for holding my bags

[Anonymous No.52807655]

>>52807642
we're gathering the team for the next round queer

[Anonymous No.52807662]

>>52789936
Bullish for Bat Dog

[Anonymous No.52807667]

>>52807655
You aren't doing fucking shit or you'd have receipts. You stupid lying faggots have been saying this shit all year only to get dumped on. Fuck you, you insufferable fag

[Anonymous No.52807686]

>>52807642
>>52807667
eat my ass, cuck

[Anonymous No.52807706]

>>52807686
Wow, good job, people are going to buy your dumb shit coin via this riveting argument. Go fuck yourself, faggot

[Anonymous No.52807711]

>>52807667
sorry you got left out
you're not needed since you cry like a bitch all the time lmao

[Anonymous No.52807716]

Fucking 3.9 mil marketcap, you stupid faggots, keep shilling your worthless shit. Keep doing it for fucking free you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.52807721]

>>52807706
it is a good argument isn't it
now slurp up my poop, queer

[Anonymous No.52807723]

>>52807716

[Anonymous No.52807725]

>>52807711
lol, lmao even, I dumped on you nerds last November. An entire fucking year ago. Stay mad you fucking fool. I fart in your thread and now it smells like stinky shit in here

[Anonymous No.52807736]

How does it feel to be a retarded bagholder who didn't sell last November and fucking bagheld a shitcoin for an entire year, begging for scraps of exit liquidity. Fuck all of you fucking geeks

[Anonymous No.52807753]

>>52807725
>>52807736
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
oops I just pooped in your mouth teehee
now swallow it, faggit

[Anonymous No.52807888]

>>52789936
Blessed are the souls that don't know the real origin of this abomination...

[Anonymous No.52807948]

>>52807888
The darkness in men's heart?

[Anonymous No.52807978]

>>52789936
Bonk

[Anonymous No.52807979]

>>52807753
>>52807711
>>52807655
>>52807662
>>52804346


OOOOH BAGGIEEES

[Anonymous No.52807980]

>>52807736
6 pbti, seeth more

[Anonymous No.52807994]

>>52794047
This coin has suffered from some infighting but gosh this coin was such an obvious shameful fucking cash grab.

[Anonymous No.52808336]

>>52789936
On the 12th I am putting 2000k in Dogecoins it's all I got. I hope some ridiculous thing happens and it skyrockets like bitcoin did, but even if that doesn't happen I'm going to stay on the train for years and hopefully make some dollars back down the road.

All of this bullrun stuff is purely speculative, but from what I can see Doge is an absolute win. Short term and long term...

[Anonymous No.52808410]

>>52808336
Not 2000k just 2k.

[Anonymous No.52808422]

>>52807736
Fudding for cheapies with that many posts I see.

[Anonymous No.52808876]

>>52789936
Blessed thread. Thank you OP.

>>52791464
How does $9 million American greenbacks sound to you?

>>52794047
I made some money on it but marketing tax is too much. Dog with the bat is the chosen one.

[Anonymous No.52810714]

>>52796281
Shitcoins forever rising while utility coins like Allianceblock have to wait years to make bank. Kek. What a market

[Anonymous No.52810758]

haha, this is like GME now

[Anonymous No.52812585]

>>52808422
Dude, none of this is "cheap" you fucking mongoloid. Cheap was when I bought 1.2 tril for $1000 last October. You "people" slow rugged and come on here begging for scraps of exit liquidity. I'm not even FUDing, you people are just fucking retards who got dumped on by whales such as myself. Then when I call you faggots out you tell me more lies and try to reintroduce my stack, why haven't I? Because it's fucking DEAD, you pathetic fucks. Get a life

[Anonymous No.52812612]

>>52807980
Yeah and if I had 1ppid you would sperg out too like a retard who thinks 4chan metadata matters. Go fuck yourself, go touch grass

[Anonymous No.52812720]

>3fig volume shitcoin
oh baggies

[Anonymous No.52812962]

>>52812585
What happens to DB if BTC runs back up to $65k next year and goes beyond it even? Where will DB stand then? I keep asking fudders this in these threads, but they never respond. I'm starting to feel like giving up on asking.

[Anonymous No.52813810]

>>52812585
Why do you even care if you bought a trillion stack for cheap and sold it for a massive profit? Imagine getting rich and then doing nothing but fudding /biz/ threads all your waking hours kek.