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biz you need to help me. my company is having a retreat abroad to a country that requires the jab. i will get fired for being "anti social" if i dont attend this one. i wont make it if i get fired, but if i get the jab the normies will win.

>> No.52788774

just "get covid" lol

>> No.52789009

What country? You might be able to cross by land or boat if you need it. You could just fake everything and then call your boss from the airport and tell them they aren't letting you through.

>> No.52789029

>>52788754
lol quit your job what kind of faggot practices are these?

>> No.52789070

>>52788774
This or
>passport trouble
>aged family member fell ill
>family circumstances
If your company is forcing you to go on a “retreat” and its implicitly bring forced on you to maintain your social standing then you work in shithole and need to switch jobs anyway.

>> No.52789292

>>52788754
>fired for being anti social
that sounds illegal.

>> No.52791039

>>52788754
Get the jab you little shit.

>> No.52791063

>>52788774
this is the best route
>oh no, i have covid/flu/rsv! damn, i really wanted to go, oh well

>> No.52791094
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52791094

>>52788754
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>> No.52791106

The hijab? Just put it on, tranny. It's not so bad.

>> No.52791141

>>52791094
Hail to the happy earth nation!