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>> No.52788251

first for longing SOXL

>> No.52788267
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>Baked on time

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what stock should i buy
to find a girlfriend
or else one that pays
a nice dividend

>> No.52788291

You shouldnt want dividends from your stocks

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>longing SOXL
>Volatility decay

>> No.52788299

>They may wait until Europe breaks

I’m sorry anon, I’m having a bit of trouble. I don’t see anything in the Fed mandate that references Europe or any other country on Earth other than America. Can you show me where you see that? Because that sounds more like a Biden, Schumer, and McCarthy problem

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My wife is bag holding QQQ, so you could start there...

>> No.52788301

Treasury bill computer (ticker: BIL)

>> No.52788313

Buy stock in yourself
Ticker: (YOU)

>> No.52788316
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You know you can just sort stocks by its DPR right? also you dont want a gf

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>> No.52788332

If the huge ass air pocket from about 3920pts down to 3680pts on the SPX isn't severely and decisively punctured until the end of next week, we'll probably go much higher in the near term.
SPX ~4200pts would be my guesstimate for that scenario.

>> No.52788357

JEPI pays about 1% monthly dividend with capital appreciation upside

>> No.52788359
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Have you posted this before or am I going insane?

>> No.52788365
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OIL bulls want us to read the words "force majeure" and do something. Well guess what? I'm not looking those words up.

>> No.52788383

Hey guys. I got a great idea from some genius in the last thread. Lets rotate into tech growth stocks

>> No.52788389

This picture shows the interesting duality in man. I'll never understand why some of you are so miserable over the idea of having to work? Going to work isn't even bad if you do something you don't hate. I don't wake up in the morning and say "aww fuck I have to work today!". I really don't think about it at all, it's just part of my day. Basically like doing chores. Yet some make it seem like doing work is inhumane torture.

>> No.52788395

Sorry, I already put all my money in stocks that cost $0.00/share.

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>> No.52788437

>sep 15
Priced in

>> No.52788439

How big is your portfolio. I wouldn't want to accidentally take advice from poorfags.

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>> No.52788457


holy npc batman

>> No.52788479

Floating ~$21,000-$25,000 (PMs included). I'm just a humble anon.

>> No.52788484

Maybe I've been an npc all along and just never knew it. If I am an npc, I'm at least one of the more important ones in the game.

>> No.52788494
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>it's just part of my day. Basically like doing chores.

>> No.52788505
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I wish I never turn into someone who can give most of his life away without even noticing that they're doing it

>> No.52788531

Did you really miss that anon's point by that much? At least you're happy in your ignorance...

>> No.52788542
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>-11% 1D
You demon market

>> No.52788572
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The richest dude here has like 3.5m, but I think he said he's 99% 60/40 and only fucks around with 1% of his money. I and a handful of other folks are middle class, but the bulk of /smg/ are 5 or low 6 figures.

>> No.52788578

You're right, I kind of just want a girl to have sex with occasionally, and then she leaves in the morning before opening bell (6:30 am here)

>> No.52788590

I mean I like having money, and money ain't free.
He called me an NPC. He thinks I'm a goy robot, what else was the point? I'm not going to quit my job and go homeless because some NEET called me an NPC anon.

>> No.52788593

Some work is fun.

>> No.52788630
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next weeks meltup is going to be biblical

>> No.52788651

tsla is leading the way

>> No.52788652

>half a million
leave commiefornia

>> No.52788653

Name three jobs.

>> No.52788658

>CPI below expectations
>FOMC announcing a pause after this month
Yeah I'm thinking up 20% in a week.

>> No.52788666

It fucking better be.

>> No.52788671

Sure I guess? Comtech, electech, commercial diver.

>> No.52788690

>I mean I like having money, and money ain't free.
thats why you still work but you also look for a way out
or you shower, work, eat and sleep every day until you die of a heart attack at 68 like most npcs

>> No.52788700

what am i supposed to tell a girl on a date what my hobbies are
that i shitpost with a bunch of mid-functioning autists and try to draw meaning from lines and numbers where there isn't any?

>> No.52788701

get fucked bobo ath eoy your puts will expire worthless haha better luck next time

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>mfw can't even cross 300k on portfolio

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>> No.52788720

Unironically yes

>> No.52788727

Say you're an astrologer.

>> No.52788734

There's nothing wrong with doing work or putting in effort. The key issue is that you mentioned "going to work", implying that you work for someone else. Implying that you're allowing someone else to profit off the benefit of your labor. If you feel desperate then it's ok to have a job to survive, but you should work diligently to escape that situation.
Work for yourself.

>> No.52788735

>Have you posted this before

>> No.52788760

I said that I think stocks and monetary policy are cool on the first date and here I am ten months later still with her.

>> No.52788766
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Well do you at least have rich person hobbies?

>> No.52788772

And what do you tell her when she finds out, after you've been dating for several months?

>> No.52788777

Everyone is looking for a way out, but the harsh reality you zoomers have yet to face, is the only way out is slow, steady, progress. You have a better shot of getting rich quick by grabbing a lottery slip, pulling your pants down, dipping your dick in ink, and slamming your penis randomly on numbers, and getting a ticket based off of that, than "successfully trading. 99% of people in /smg/ have less money now than when they first showed up. 99% of NEETs trading off their retardbux will lose everything due to impatience and end up forever glued to their mommy's tit for the rest of their life. Mommy's little wolf of wall street. Keep that in mind. People here don't make money.

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*sleigh bells in the distance*

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See, the thing is bobo, im just not gonna sell hahaha i know i know, im just not gonna do it is all

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Say you bully mental retards online.

Dont ever tell her you trade though.

>> No.52788803
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You ready for the afternoon bloodletting sweety?

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Anon, those aren't *sleigh* bells. Those are slay bells!

>> No.52788829

okay shill me on JEPI
>start with $100
>contribute $100 a month
what kinda returns should I get? yes, poorfag here.

>> No.52788844
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Really hard to read but I dont think so, my main hobbies are diving and shotgun shooting. I cant into golf, hurt my back last time I was at the driving range.

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hmm mumu?

>> No.52788863

Do you understand the product?

>> No.52788865

Just lie and tell her something generic like "I totally love snowboarding bro!". She's not gonna care about your interest anymore than you care about hers at the end of the day. But yeah mentioning anything about 4chan will completely dry her pussy up in record time.

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>it was real in my mind

>> No.52788875

>missed the SOXL dip
>SPY puts went caput

>> No.52788876

Diving is definitely a rich person hobby.

>> No.52788880
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Based wordplay enjoyer. I got shrekt on Krampus; so maybe you have something there.

>> No.52788890

Why do women turn into men when they get old?

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>> No.52788900

It does cost a bit as you get more extreme. My rebreather is normally ~12k, I bought it used for 3k.

>> No.52788901
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>what kinda returns should I get?
about 1% a month. Enable DRIP and let it rip.

>> No.52788903
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Picture of Dorian Grey wasn't meant to be non fiction.

>> No.52788906

Now have it write one explaining that it's smart.

>> No.52788909

isn't it designed to track the sp500 while limiting sp500 downturns through covered calls?

>> No.52788913

Hormonal imbalances

>> No.52788919

Golfing is highest because it's still unofficially wheeling and dealing business on the 18 holes. You just get to enjoy the sun and have a caddy bring you cocktails.

>> No.52788925

>Picture of Dorian Grey
favorite book ngl

>> No.52788927

can you shill me a calculator so I can play with it for this?

>> No.52788937

You sound like the perfect customer for the product.

>> No.52788943

selling calls limits upside, not downside
they are juicing returns by limiting upside

>> No.52788955

YOUR MOM sounds like the perfect customer for my DICK.

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>> No.52788978

>FOMC announcing a pause after this month
They've repeatedly said that the terminal rate will be higher than expectations. The dot plot will show something ridiculous like a 6% terminal FFR.

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>> No.52789005

Golf culture is the fucking worst. I used to golf a lot, I don't anymore because I just can't be bothered with it. Everyone is so cunty. Yeah you can bullshit with other people, but theirs always a baseline level of cunt with all golfers. I had a lot of fun playing the sport but the people are the worst.

>> No.52789007

Why is it pumping?>

>> No.52789018

That, it generally requires travel to visit interesting spots, and it's a very meticulous thing. You space out on one aspect (not checking gear, ascending too fast, straying from your plan or skill level, etc) and you're fucked.

>> No.52789022
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>total net worth 10,000

>> No.52789025

Your wife’s also been sack holding my nuts.

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>> No.52789041

I have closed all shorts and I’m always wrong so the market will crash now

>> No.52789058

>Everyone is so cunty.
Yeah, they're richer than you.

>> No.52789063

Could be JWCC
What kind of nuts? Cashew?

>> No.52789087
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I don't know how much longer I can keep pretending I can turn my life around.

>> No.52789093
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Depends,how fucked are you at the moment?

>> No.52789104

If they're so rich why are they so cunty? Shouldn't they be in a good mood.

>> No.52789108

I'm richer than people but don't think I'm county towards them.

>> No.52789113

SOXL 16 bucks EOY before dumping down back to 11

>> No.52789120

This guy >>52789022 is 10x my net worth

>> No.52789126

This is what consuming alcohol does to someone.

>> No.52789136
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Yeah thats why I got into it, gets me out of the house.

>> No.52789148

Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.

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Just say you're in stocks. If she asks for clarification and doesn't know dick about the market or finance just throw some jargon at her until she's visibly losing interest then turn it around and ask about her hobbies. Women usually love to talk about themselves.
If she does know about stocks and finance then I hope you're actually doing well otherwise just run.
Also get some other hobbies, nerd.

>> No.52789174

Would you take 500k if it also meant every meal you ate henceforth was guaranteed to have a hair or nail or booger or something similar in it? (The hair nail or booger would not be yours and would be of unknown origin.)
What price would you need for that?

>> No.52789182

Debt? got a degree,job prospects?
If lack of money is your only problem then youre a pussy

>> No.52789183

>/GME/ still exists
Explain. We are a little over a month away from the 2 year baggiversary

>> No.52789184

>Hello, I'm a net negative 0dte index fund options trader. Which you like to go to bed immediately?

>> No.52789200

needs divvies for Uruguayan residence permit

>> No.52789204
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Powerhour incoming

>> No.52789212

Tard take

>> No.52789213

I'd be fine with not taking that deal, thank you very much :)
Have you been to a GameStop? It's an atrocious husk of what it once was. The business model cannot continue, for obvious reasons.

>> No.52789215

I made my bet and I will monitor it until I go to 0. Probably will go to 100,000,000 though. It's the fundamentals.

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It's going down

>> No.52789231

When to buy back into QQQ?

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>> No.52789257

GameStop's entire customer base are illegal Mexicans looking to buy a 4 year old used copy of fifa. It's a dead company.

>> No.52789264

>Blessed are the poor in spirit,
>for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
This is most likely high grade, pure copium on my part but I've wondered if there's been a guardian angel keeping me from being wealthy. I have a very addictive personality, I'm not so sure I would be able to stave off those demons if it were easy to pursue them. I can't count how many times I've been within a cunt hair of making it only for some absurd shit to rug pull me

>> No.52789265
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*knock* *knock*
Open up,mumu

>> No.52789271

id pay $500k if they were cute girl boogies

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>> No.52789309


>> No.52789313

>/GME/ still exists
It makes them happy and by and large keeps their attention off of better threads and generals.

>> No.52789328

If it's unknown origin there could be some weird disease on it and no amount of money is worth dying of that.

>> No.52789354

Canada, Australia and the US are the only countries that can get away with these interest rate hikes right?

>> No.52789361

They're hollow anon, they've lost all purpose.

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You sound like a shit golfer who ruins everyones day by shitting around the course.

You're the golf equivalent of a grown man who at the dinner table wipes his hands on the tablecloth and smacks, chewing with his mouth open.

Learn some god damn etiquette or you're nothing better than a nigger, you nigger.

>> No.52789375

junk bonds not following

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>Two years of bagholding, bots, shills, and delusion
>The /biz/ version of Hamsterdam.

>> No.52789386

Who would even be buying at these levels. Blackstone turned on hodl mode, jpow is crashing the plane with no survivors, the populace is debtmaxxed, and so is the government. So who the fuck is buying?

>> No.52789408

I think you can maybe add in Switzerland, but so far it seems like it.

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how are we feeling?

>> No.52789417

Only the US can,maybe japan,closely

>> No.52789419

>Buy when shit's fucked.

t. JP Morgan

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Feeling good, that was definitely the bottom

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We are poised for another big leg down.

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just watching the crabs...

>> No.52789447

Canada will not be able to hold the rates as high as the US for as long as they can

It's not going to end well for Canada.

>> No.52789449

I'm not going to even bother arguing with a golfer, but I will say this. Stop tucking your polos into your obnoxiously short shorts. It makes you look like a faggot. Also visors are gay as fuck too.

>> No.52789452

I've heard that one before

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They're amusing creatures.

>> No.52789493

>It's not going to end well for Canada.
Why, exactly?
Seems as though the govt will continue to import as many poos and chinks as they can. What is your counter argument?

>> No.52789501

This nigga wearin JNCOs yall.

>> No.52789519

Before the next time you decide to "play golf," go to the driving range at least 5 times so when you finally do go, you won't take 6 hours to swing the club 200 times, while giving yourself a fucking bogey on the score sheet for every hole.

It's a tough game and you suck at it. Admit it. The reason people hate golfing with you is you lie to yourself and everyone else about how good you are and proceed to shit up their few free hours they get outdoors per week.

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I ignored /biz/'s advice and bought BABA calls a month ago

>> No.52789540

The chart dont lie.

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So why is EU red,again?

>> No.52789550

Because they're a bunch of commies.

>> No.52789558

I genuinely do not give a fuck. I golf to fuck around because it's brainless and requires zero athleticism. Me hit ball with stick.

>> No.52789559

Nobody hated golfing with me and I was never slow. You're literally the persona of golfer I just described and my sides are in orbit. Literally cunty for no reason because somebody criticized your hobby. Again I'm not kidding about tucking in the polos. If you like chugging dick that's fine, but can you not broadcast it to the world please. Also you don't need cleats to swing a club. You aren't playing football gay boi.

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SOXL is going to 8.30 before it goes to 20.

>> No.52789590

Sell signal

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I'm just laughing at the tards who still think JPow is trying to crash the economy when time and again he literally is telling you he is going to do a soft landing.

>> No.52789603

If they were they'd be green like BABA

>> No.52789614

>It'll go to its Nov low because i said so
Lmao no. It's going to $18.50, before it goes to $70.
Cope clownposter.

>> No.52789617

>Blackstone turned on hodl mode
kek that phrase will never not make me laugh

>> No.52789627

skyrocketing rents and mortgage payments are going to crush peoples spending ability, but the mass immigration is going to keep wages low and demand high.
51% of Canadians got a variable rate mortgage in 2021 (why?). People with fixed rate mortgages need to renew them every 5 years as well. Rent growth is still going insane.

If you expect things to go tits up for the US, it'll go tits up in Canada first.

>> No.52789628

It was a joke because red is slang for communists, which the EU is. Also:

>> No.52789641

I'm bullish until Wednesday before Powell talks. What words drop from his mouth and triggers the algos then, I don't know.

>> No.52789645

The low was 6.21. 8.30 is the bottom of the lowest gap.
NASDAQ lower gaps are filled 92.4% of the time.

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Shaping up to be the best Fed shitpost day of the year.

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>the EU is communist but China isn't

>> No.52789681

Your mom's gaps are filled 92.4% of the time l.

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Every time Powell speaks he says a soft landing is becoming more and more unlikely

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>> No.52789710

Also consider looking at the yield curves:

The inversion is MUCH steeper in Canada. The market is expecting something more dramatic to happen in Canada.

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That's what she said.

>> No.52789742

Damn time to invest some more in the non communist ccp, it's been a money printer thus far

>> No.52789753

No one who bought a home in Canada BEFORE 2020, has anything to ever worry about.
You don't know anything about the Canadian market, which is fine.
Anyone with variables and dropping home prices, that they cannot afford. Would likely have been home buyers, within the last 12 months. It is a very small amount of mortgages.
The US will be fine, so will Canada. Japan as well, as they seem to be more open to foreigners.
This >>52789681

>> No.52789758

His objective hasn't changed even if he acknowledges how difficult it will be, he's never said it was going to be a certainty for obvious reasons.

>> No.52789766

Is now the time for the energy trade or will it keep dumping? I have my eyes on SHEL and BOIL for the late winter

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>Being able to invest into communists
Anon please think about the words you use.

>> No.52789772

>No one who bought a home in Canada BEFORE 2020, has anything to ever worry about.

Ok, and?

>> No.52789777

Do you think JPOW is going to say something nice?
Because I don't think he is going to say anything nice.

>> No.52789834
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now that mass office closures are coming
do I want to go all in on DRV?

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when do we dump

>> No.52789855

they're both commies. i just realized that the democrats are commies too and they're all in bed together with the bad jews that want to mutilate the genitals of white people while importing these third worlders from these shit holes who have no intentions of assimilating and they want to make it easier for more white people to die from drug overdoses while at the same time they're supporting a nazi regime in eastern europe but only because it has become their favorite place to launder tax payer money back to their families whom by the way they don't want to cut their genitals off or become gay because they understand what a travesty that really is for families so they all live in their mansions drinking bottled water while we have to have the stuff with the flouride in it that kills your sperm count so you cant reproduce without going and paying some jewish doctor a ton of money for drugs or something... it's all the fucking commies and globohomos faults, and i can't believe we have let them get away with it for so long.

>> No.52789873

Two weeks

>> No.52789875

His objective is to restore price stability at any cost up to and including 5% unemployment.

>> No.52789892

Never. Generational lows have been made, next couple days will be your last opportunity to ever buy SPY below 400.

>> No.52789905

Generally speaking communists do not hold themselves to the principles of their own ideology, "communism" to them is as Engels said a process, not a doctrine. Even marx theorized that early communism would contain what he called the "scars" of capitalism, ie trade finance and markets. Lenin himself put market reforms in place, see: the NEP

>> No.52789906

>skyrocketing rents and mortgage payments are going to crush peoples spending ability
>people not having to worry about higher rates means nothing
Why are you being retarded? It doesn't matter when these people bought their homes. The ONLY people at risk, are those who bought within the last 12 months.

>> No.52789917

No dumps for another 10+ years.

>> No.52789921

That's a lotta words, tripfag

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>> No.52789932

Ok? Who was arguing that someone who owns all or most of their house is going to be impacted by rate hikes?
You could say the same about literally any fucking country you DUMB NIGGER

>> No.52789937

Pretty much all next week.

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>when do we dump

>> No.52789984

Well they're out there doing a lot of bad shit anon, and I didn't even call them out on the fact they're supporting this fucking guy in the ukraine who has literally banned the orthodox church, or how they banned churches during the lock down. It's literally just what nazi regimes do, and these commies still suck that kikes fucking dick and keep giving him more shekels.

>> No.52789991

I never said I was talking about people who own most of/all of their homes. Learn to fucking read, you adderall junkie.
Your words here: "skyrocketing rents and mortgage payments are going to crush peoples spending ability".
Rate hikes will not affect a majority of Canadians in a meaningful way.
Fucking low IQ loser, just stop talking if you're unwilling to concede to being wrong.

>> No.52790003

>Not real communism

>> No.52790011

what do you fidelity bros keep your cash in?

>> No.52790015

I'm saying the opposite anon

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Couldn't check the markets before now? I see my Nasdump is pumping, why is that? Not that I'm complaining.

>> No.52790036

Then they dance around and celebrate a prisoner swap of some lesbian nigger who got caught doing nigger things, for some guy who got caught selling weapons and starting conflicts, which by the way is the united states favorite pass time after baseball.

>> No.52790046

Job openings were lower - this means the economy is slowing and a recession is probable, which is bullish as it means QE soon.

>> No.52790053

Yeah, and the number of people renting can be rounded towards 0 as well, right?

>> No.52790060

the chinks are easing covid restrictions so everybody has a giant boner, but it's not even going to last 4 hours because we still have a lot more pain and suffering to go.

>> No.52790062
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I have about 600k in USD but I am poor. I live in Bongland (UK) & it's going to shit.

Ticker: GBP

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>I have about 600k in USD but I am poor

>> No.52790106

>New LOC Interest Rate: 9.94%

>> No.52790108

told myself if we got a green day before ppi i'd buy puts at close
and the absolute madmen actually did it

>> No.52790115

Won't China opening up help to stop oil from going lower? Or am I missing something? And is that Russian ban in February still a thing?

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he's not wrong. 600k buys you only a modest home in most major metros of the US.

>> No.52790130

you debtmaxxxed?

>> No.52790146

>imagine being short as we absolutely melt up with frenzied short covering through the end of the year.


>> No.52790158

Try ATH.

>> No.52790171 [DELETED] 




NIGGERS, COONS AND KIKES, YWNBAW AND YWNBAHTM (never be a honky tonk maniac)


>> No.52790175

Don't be an idiot. PPI will be much lower than expected. Inflation is over. MASSIVE meltup next week.

>> No.52790183

imagine falling for this pump
worse than having a $20+ SOXL average

>> No.52790188

>buying a home right now
i mean he could invest in not so risky shit and make good returns,plus he might have a job

>> No.52790191

I put my purchases on my LOC (which was like 3% when I opened it) and used my savings to buy stocks when rates crashed to nothing during covid.

But rates are going up so I'm only putting 1k into stocks and gradually deleveraging.

>> No.52790210

>Don't be an idiot.
sorry cant help you there
i dont trade er-gamble on fundamentals anymore, i just look for scam pumps/dumps and inverse them

>> No.52790237

The scam dump was this week. Fundamentals are ultra bullish. Low CPI, FOMC pausing after this meeting in all likelihood, recession optimism...

>> No.52790238

I invest it in less risky shit yes. I don't use any play money as I'm too busy currently. Earn around 25-30k a month off my own business. Sounds good, but the system is so fucked it is alot less money than you think. Way less than even 2019 now. Should be no news to anyone.
I don't see how this system can go on much longer, but I know it will because they want it to.

>> No.52790245

>recession optimism

>> No.52790247

I knew it. Its an extremely difficult mental game and you aren't able to play difficult mental games so you blame others when youre the one being the asshole.

>> No.52790263

Back before I wore cleats I couldnt drive the ball farther than 300 yds without slipping.

With cleats, I can hit it 320 and straight. So.. meh. You do you.

>> No.52790267

stocks are priced for perfection and infinite earnings growth. the recession is going to obliterate earnings. to say nothing of normies now realizing the can get 4% risk free on their money, making risk assets considerably more unattractive.

>> No.52790292

did that honky tonk man post seriously get jannied?

>> No.52790297

Recession means massive QE and ZIRP. All recessions end eventually and markets will look past it to another 10 years of QE. It's EXTREMELY bullish if we have a recession next year.

Earnings don't matter at this point, market will look past it to the far more powerful force of QE.

>4% risk free
Yields are gonna tank when QE restarts.

>> No.52790303

I don't understand why you'd even post here with less than 200-300k.
Even at that level, you need a minimum 25% return just to generate meaningful income, and that's gotta be put in context relative to the market. You need to beat the market by 25%. You also need to beat inflation by 25%, otherwise you're just churning water.

Most posters here are just delusional gamblers, one mistake away from complete wipe out.

>> No.52790311

My jepi stays peppy

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Double top on SPY.




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>oil dumping

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I told you all to buy China stock when it was at its lowest and you told me to get fucked so fuck you.

>> No.52790398
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>Chanos on Twitter Spaces this morning
Not bad, has me wanting to short more.

What’s the story with MPW? I hear it’s in trouble.

And should I re-short Carvana?


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Looks like its gonna be sour hour today

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>And should I re-short Carvana?
>Shares ofCarvana(CVNA 21.02%) were rallying Thursday, one day after the stock plunged on news that its major creditors had teamed up to negotiate with the online used car dealer, a sign that they were preparing for the company to go bankrupt.

There was no specific news out on Carvana Thursday, but its recovery looked like a classic dead cat bounce. It seems at least some investors believe the stock was oversold after it fell 43% Wednesday.
if motley fool is calling it a dead cat bounce i'd be careful

>> No.52790461

>I don't understand why you'd even post here with less than 200-300k.
I enjoy the banter.

>> No.52790466

I think the trade is close to over tbhq. Their book value is all the cars they over paid for. So if someone buys them out at $2 a share they own a bunch of cars for half price.

>> No.52790482

what the fuck is happening

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>I don't understand why you'd even post here with less than 200-300k
I got $20K. Am poor like the rest of the larpers here.

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fuck delusional mumus

>> No.52790507

so this really is a huge scam to shake people out of their shekels. top kek

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uh Mumu fucking shits, I was away for a few hours, what's going on?

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>> No.52790523

welcome to the post covid scam market
2022 has been hilarious

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I read my astrology predictiong wrong and said we would crash today and instead we got a relief rally.. I bet no one will believe me now when I say we will crash tomorrow huh???

>> No.52790540

>oil barons
Id like to think they switched to brap gas months ago already

>> No.52790541

Idiots de-risking ahead of the PPI because they don't realize inflation is over. Just more fuel for a short covering MELTUP tomorrow.

>> No.52790545

MPW is fucked. Steward needs to renew their ABL by DEC 15. It's looking increasingly unlikely that they will be able to do so by themselves. Either MPW will need to guarantee Steward's revolver or perhaps even become Steward's revolver. We will know in 1 week.

IMHO. DYOR. Not investment advice.

>> No.52790557

hold $1000 of 0 DTE options to -50%, take stop loss after being toyed with on the exit multiple times showing me 5 cent per contract losses then flipping it the other way, now they would be green at the exact price i wanted originally. top fucking kek. its not a coincidence. its not random. its just top fucking kek. what is the lesson to be learned here? kms?

>> No.52790559

>meaningful income
Well Its not our sole income(I hope), just investments. Still my returns helped pay for the roof.

>> No.52790577

Also, which spaces was Chanos on? I want to listen to that.

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Man, kikes from Reuters really want to will a recession into happening huh?

>> No.52790583

bro did you take into account the fact that the gregorian calendar is completely arbitrary and has had days, years, and even centuries added or removed at the whim of popes and emperors??

>> No.52790591

oh and they dumped it at the very moment i bought a scalp call just as a final fuck you. im done playing in this shit. the only winning move is to let my jew handle the finances

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>they don't realize inflation is over
uh why are wages still rising then?

>> No.52790616

They want to buy in lower because they know that the printer is coming. This is what I mean when I'm talking about recession optimism.

>> No.52790619

>The wealthy buy everything up for cheap
U will eat Z bugs

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Tell that to my 3k portfolio all in cannabis

>> No.52790666

jerome needs to put those filthy low skilled poors back in their place. I'm gonna go out of business if I have to pay more than 7 bucks an hour. That's all I made at my part time job when I bought my first couple rental properties. Kids these days are so entitled

>> No.52790669

Gonna watch some CNBC to get the normalfag sentiment

>> No.52790670

>1 item vs. commodities going down, rents down, MoM CPI in a downtrend, PPI will show another decline tomorrow etc.
Yeah I'm thinking inflation is over. Bullish. QE coming soon.

>> No.52790689

You have the wrong mindset.

>> No.52790699

Ok Satan Boomer

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it's funny because they were denying it a few months ago when we had two quarters of negative GDP growth and it was actually true
then Q3 came in positive growth and they are all about saying there is one
what a bunch of fucking niggers

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Checked and based

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>> No.52790761

>that i shitpost with a bunch of mid-functioning autists and try to draw meaning from lines and numbers where there isn't any?

she's gona find out eventually anyway

>> No.52790769

>Still my returns helped pay for the roof.
What you need a house for, so you have somewhere to be poor at?
Bullshit use of capital, entirely counters the spirit of /smg/ and its subsidiaries

>> No.52790784

Most people are too dumb to have a decent job. If they were smart and hated work so much they would be their own employer. But they can't do that because they are dumb and aren't good at anything. So they end up failing and complaining and blaming others for it their whole life.

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Fucking based as fuck

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>cant even understand the benefit of owning your own home
You're the perfect little goy they want you to be.

>> No.52790820

that's a nice house you have there
you better pay taxes on it
sure would be a shame if someone eminent domained it
>you already own nothing

>> No.52790828

Siri, pull up the put/call ratio.

>> No.52790832

>claims to be wealthy
>can’t pay property tax

>> No.52790845

I pay the taxes, and I deduct them from my taxes. Enjoy your rent that cant be written off, oh and by the way is going up again...need to make payroll and all.

>> No.52790854

today, tomorrow, it doesnt matter if its going to rally afterwards.

>> No.52790857

so was i supposed to not throw $1k on a 0 DTE? Was I supposed to take a $0.05 cent per contract loss? was i supposed to hold? was i supposed to take the 50% stop loss? am i supposed to just sit on my ass and melt up?

>> No.52790871

Look at the job switcher curve, a dip and a bounce back up. Wages rise ahead of inflation.

>> No.52790898

you're supposed to just buy and hold forever faggot

>> No.52790904

Owning a home is a scam. All the money you put into it could've gone into TQQQ.

>> No.52790917

Did you look at the spread?
Did you look at the greeks?
Did you go to the doctor to do your retardation check?
Do not buy options. You are not ready. You're better off buying boring index funds until you figure out the more fun stuff.

>> No.52790937

why the fuck NVDA mooning

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Why i didnt short the scamp pump? Fuck off

>> No.52790939

im right

>> No.52790940

kek, mumus

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What should I do?


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I failed to followup on my own advice and didn't buy DXCM calls 6 months ago. Of course pandemic fatties would throw their money at the best SLIM holding/diabeetus treatment.

>> No.52790953

I can’t stand these bags. I’m selling SGMD. 1 million shares for 300 dollars. Come and get it.

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My 9% oil dividends may my rent, and the principal doubled these last two years. But alas, I'm a rentoid, not a hoomerwinner. Am I poor, lads?

>> No.52790975

>lost 75% YTD
Yeah no thanks.
Of course, you are entitled to your delusions.

>> No.52790978

Filled. Thanks you guys. I officially dropped my first bag. Lost 1k. The rally can start now.

>> No.52790981



But if you have more info on that short or others please share. Are you shorting?

>> No.52790980

Being self employed is more work, not less. and most of the time goes out of business.

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>> No.52790999

No you're a certified /smg/nius

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I mean we are going down to goblin town what did you expect?

Then, a man who turns into a bear will come out and shit all over everything at the bottom.

Then, 5 armys will war and the manbear will continue to fuck shit up during it.

It's a long way down...

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>> No.52791256

maybe buy a house to live in. But becoming a landlord is something i regret. i thought it'd be turn-key, but it's like a part-time job. I get about 3 texts a week from tenants complaining about stuff. the housing department is inspecting me, cause someone complained, and the previous property owner didn't get permits or do anything by code.

>> No.52791258

395/396 is where they need SPY to close between.

>> No.52791295
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I have a small put position open on MPW. Everything you want to know about MPW you can find by following @HedgeyeREITs "REIT Rob". If you do some court research on Steward you will see they are being sued by all sorts of vendors for non-payment.