/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52788235]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52786318

[Anonymous No.52788251]

first for longing SOXL

[Anonymous No.52788267]

>Baked on time
OH FUG THE BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.52788268]

what stock should i buy
to find a girlfriend
or else one that pays
a nice dividend

[Anonymous No.52788291]

>>52788268
You shouldnt want dividends from your stocks

[Anonymous No.52788298]

>>52788251
>longing SOXL
>Volatility decay

[Anonymous No.52788299]

>>52788063
>They may wait until Europe breaks

I’m sorry anon, I’m having a bit of trouble. I don’t see anything in the Fed mandate that references Europe or any other country on Earth other than America. Can you show me where you see that? Because that sounds more like a Biden, Schumer, and McCarthy problem

[Anonymous No.52788300]

>>52788268
My wife is bag holding QQQ, so you could start there...

[Anonymous No.52788301]

>>52788268
Treasury bill computer (ticker: BIL)

[Anonymous No.52788313]

>>52788268
Buy stock in yourself
Ticker: (YOU)

[Anonymous No.52788316]

>>52788268
You know you can just sort stocks by its DPR right? also you dont want a gf

[Anonymous No.52788317]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.52788330]

>DDOG

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52788332]

>>52788267
If the huge ass air pocket from about 3920pts down to 3680pts on the SPX isn't severely and decisively punctured until the end of next week, we'll probably go much higher in the near term.
SPX ~4200pts would be my guesstimate for that scenario.

[Anonymous No.52788357]

>>52788268
JEPI pays about 1% monthly dividend with capital appreciation upside

[Anonymous No.52788359]

>>52788332
Have you posted this before or am I going insane?

[Anonymous No.52788365]

OIL bulls want us to read the words "force majeure" and do something. Well guess what? I'm not looking those words up.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52788383]

Hey guys. I got a great idea from some genius in the last thread. Lets rotate into tech growth stocks

[Anonymous No.52788389]

>>52788235
This picture shows the interesting duality in man. I'll never understand why some of you are so miserable over the idea of having to work? Going to work isn't even bad if you do something you don't hate. I don't wake up in the morning and say "aww fuck I have to work today!". I really don't think about it at all, it's just part of my day. Basically like doing chores. Yet some make it seem like doing work is inhumane torture.

[Anonymous No.52788395]

>>52788383
Sorry, I already put all my money in stocks that cost $0.00/share.

[Anonymous No.52788402]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52788437]

>>52788402
>sep 15
Priced in

[Anonymous No.52788439]

How big is your portfolio. I wouldn't want to accidentally take advice from poorfags.

[Anonymous No.52788441]

>>52788402
kek

[Anonymous No.52788457]

>>52788389

holy npc batman

[Anonymous No.52788479]

>>52788439
Floating ~$21,000-$25,000 (PMs included). I'm just a humble anon.

[Anonymous No.52788484]

>>52788457
Maybe I've been an npc all along and just never knew it. If I am an npc, I'm at least one of the more important ones in the game.

[Anonymous No.52788494]

>>52788389
>it's just part of my day. Basically like doing chores.

[Anonymous No.52788505]

>>52788389
I wish I never turn into someone who can give most of his life away without even noticing that they're doing it

[Anonymous No.52788531]

>>52788484
Did you really miss that anon's point by that much? At least you're happy in your ignorance...

[Anonymous No.52788542]

>-11% 1D
You demon market

[Anonymous No.52788572]

>>52788439
The richest dude here has like 3.5m, but I think he said he's 99% 60/40 and only fucks around with 1% of his money. I and a handful of other folks are middle class, but the bulk of /smg/ are 5 or low 6 figures.

[Anonymous No.52788578]

>>52788316
You're right, I kind of just want a girl to have sex with occasionally, and then she leaves in the morning before opening bell (6:30 am here)

[Anonymous No.52788590]

>>52788505
I mean I like having money, and money ain't free.
>>52788531
He called me an NPC. He thinks I'm a goy robot, what else was the point? I'm not going to quit my job and go homeless because some NEET called me an NPC anon.

[Anonymous No.52788593]

>>52788457
Some work is fun.

[Anonymous No.52788630]

next weeks meltup is going to be biblical

[Anonymous No.52788651]

>>52788630
tsla is leading the way

[Anonymous No.52788652]

>>52788572
>half a million
>poor
leave commiefornia

[Anonymous No.52788653]

>>52788593
Name three jobs.

[Anonymous No.52788658]

>>52788630
>CPI below expectations
>FOMC announcing a pause after this month
Yeah I'm thinking up 20% in a week.

[Anonymous No.52788666]

>>52788630
It fucking better be.
>https://youtu.be/Olgn9sXNdl0

[Anonymous No.52788671]

>>52788653
Sure I guess? Comtech, electech, commercial diver.

[Anonymous No.52788690]

>>52788590
>I mean I like having money, and money ain't free.
thats why you still work but you also look for a way out
or you shower, work, eat and sleep every day until you die of a heart attack at 68 like most npcs

[Anonymous No.52788700]

what am i supposed to tell a girl on a date what my hobbies are
that i shitpost with a bunch of mid-functioning autists and try to draw meaning from lines and numbers where there isn't any?

[Anonymous No.52788701]

get fucked bobo ath eoy your puts will expire worthless haha better luck next time

[Anonymous No.52788712]

>>52788572
>mfw can't even cross 300k on portfolio

[Anonymous No.52788716]

>>52788700

[Anonymous No.52788720]

>>52788700
Unironically yes

[Anonymous No.52788727]

>>52788700
Say you're an astrologer.

[Anonymous No.52788734]

>>52788590
There's nothing wrong with doing work or putting in effort. The key issue is that you mentioned "going to work", implying that you work for someone else. Implying that you're allowing someone else to profit off the benefit of your labor. If you feel desperate then it's ok to have a job to survive, but you should work diligently to escape that situation.
Work for yourself.

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52788735]

>>52788359
>Have you posted this before
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52788760]

>>52788700
I said that I think stocks and monetary policy are cool on the first date and here I am ten months later still with her.

[Anonymous No.52788766]

>>52788712
Well do you at least have rich person hobbies?

[Anonymous No.52788772]

>>52788700
And what do you tell her when she finds out, after you've been dating for several months?

[Anonymous No.52788777]

>>52788690
Everyone is looking for a way out, but the harsh reality you zoomers have yet to face, is the only way out is slow, steady, progress. You have a better shot of getting rich quick by grabbing a lottery slip, pulling your pants down, dipping your dick in ink, and slamming your penis randomly on numbers, and getting a ticket based off of that, than "successfully trading. 99% of people in /smg/ have less money now than when they first showed up. 99% of NEETs trading off their retardbux will lose everything due to impatience and end up forever glued to their mommy's tit for the rest of their life. Mommy's little wolf of wall street. Keep that in mind. People here don't make money.

[Anonymous No.52788787]

>>52788630
*sleigh bells in the distance*

[Anonymous No.52788791]

See, the thing is bobo, im just not gonna sell hahaha i know i know, im just not gonna do it is all

[Anonymous No.52788796]

>>52788700
Say you bully mental retards online.

Dont ever tell her you trade though.

[Anonymous No.52788803]

You ready for the afternoon bloodletting sweety?

[Anonymous No.52788806]

>>52788787
Anon, those aren't *sleigh* bells. Those are slay bells!

[Anonymous No.52788829]

okay shill me on JEPI
>start with $100
>contribute $100 a month
what kinda returns should I get? yes, poorfag here.

[Anonymous No.52788844]

>>52788766
Really hard to read but I dont think so, my main hobbies are diving and shotgun shooting. I cant into golf, hurt my back last time I was at the driving range.

[Anonymous No.52788848]

>futures
hmm mumu?

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52788863]

>>52788829
Do you understand the product?

[Anonymous No.52788865]

>>52788700
Just lie and tell her something generic like "I totally love snowboarding bro!". She's not gonna care about your interest anymore than you care about hers at the end of the day. But yeah mentioning anything about 4chan will completely dry her pussy up in record time.

[Anonymous No.52788866]

>>52788268
PBR.A
ZIM
SCCO

[Anonymous No.52788870]

>>52788787
>it was real in my mind

[Anonymous No.52788875]

>missed the SOXL dip
>SPY puts went caput
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DUMP WTF

[Anonymous No.52788876]

>>52788844
Diving is definitely a rich person hobby.

[Anonymous No.52788880]

>>52788806
Based wordplay enjoyer. I got shrekt on Krampus; so maybe you have something there.

[Anonymous No.52788890]

>>52788870
Why do women turn into men when they get old?

[Anonymous No.52788892]

[Anonymous No.52788900]

>>52788876
It does cost a bit as you get more extreme. My rebreather is normally ~12k, I bought it used for 3k.

[Anonymous No.52788901]

>>52788829
>what kinda returns should I get?
about 1% a month. Enable DRIP and let it rip.

[Anonymous No.52788903]

>>52788870
Picture of Dorian Grey wasn't meant to be non fiction.

[Anonymous No.52788906]

>>52788892
Now have it write one explaining that it's smart.

[Anonymous No.52788909]

>>52788863
isn't it designed to track the sp500 while limiting sp500 downturns through covered calls?

[Anonymous No.52788913]

>>52788890
Hormonal imbalances

[Anonymous No.52788919]

>>52788766
Golfing is highest because it's still unofficially wheeling and dealing business on the 18 holes. You just get to enjoy the sun and have a caddy bring you cocktails.

[Anonymous No.52788925]

>>52788903
>Picture of Dorian Grey
favorite book ngl

[Anonymous No.52788927]

>>52788901
can you shill me a calculator so I can play with it for this?

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52788937]

>>52788909
You sound like the perfect customer for the product.

[Anonymous No.52788943]

>>52788909
selling calls limits upside, not downside
they are juicing returns by limiting upside

[Anonymous No.52788955]

>>52788937
YOUR MOM sounds like the perfect customer for my DICK.

[Anonymous No.52788966]

FUCK OIL FUCK OIL FUCK OIL FUCK OIL FUCK OIL

[Anonymous No.52788978]

>>52788658
>FOMC announcing a pause after this month
They've repeatedly said that the terminal rate will be higher than expectations. The dot plot will show something ridiculous like a 6% terminal FFR.

[Anonymous No.52788979]

>>52788955
btfo

[Anonymous No.52788987]

>>52788927
https://www.dividend-calculator.com/monthly.php

[Anonymous No.52788990]

>>52788966

[Anonymous No.52789005]

>>52788919
Golf culture is the fucking worst. I used to golf a lot, I don't anymore because I just can't be bothered with it. Everyone is so cunty. Yeah you can bullshit with other people, but theirs always a baseline level of cunt with all golfers. I had a lot of fun playing the sport but the people are the worst.

[Anonymous No.52789007]

>>52788251
Why is it pumping?>

[Anonymous No.52789018]

>>52788900
That, it generally requires travel to visit interesting spots, and it's a very meticulous thing. You space out on one aspect (not checking gear, ascending too fast, straying from your plan or skill level, etc) and you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.52789022]

>>52788572
>total net worth 10,000

[Anonymous No.52789025]

>>52788300
Your wife’s also been sack holding my nuts.

[Anonymous No.52789037]

>>52789022

[Anonymous No.52789041]

I have closed all shorts and I’m always wrong so the market will crash now

[Anonymous No.52789058]

>>52789005
>Everyone is so cunty.
Yeah, they're richer than you.

[Anonymous No.52789063]

>>52789007
Could be JWCC
>>52789025
What kind of nuts? Cashew?

[Anonymous No.52789087]

I don't know how much longer I can keep pretending I can turn my life around.

[Anonymous No.52789093]

>>52789087
Depends,how fucked are you at the moment?

[Anonymous No.52789104]

>>52789058
If they're so rich why are they so cunty? Shouldn't they be in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.52789108]

>>52789058
I'm richer than people but don't think I'm county towards them.

[Anonymous No.52789113]

SOXL 16 bucks EOY before dumping down back to 11

[Anonymous No.52789120]

>>52789093
This guy >>52789022 is 10x my net worth

[Anonymous No.52789126]

>>52789093
This is what consuming alcohol does to someone.

[Anonymous No.52789136]

>>52789018
>travel
Yeah thats why I got into it, gets me out of the house.

[Anonymous No.52789148]

>>52789087
Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.

[Anonymous No.52789160]

>>52788700
Just say you're in stocks. If she asks for clarification and doesn't know dick about the market or finance just throw some jargon at her until she's visibly losing interest then turn it around and ask about her hobbies. Women usually love to talk about themselves.
If she does know about stocks and finance then I hope you're actually doing well otherwise just run.
Also get some other hobbies, nerd.

[Anonymous No.52789174]

Would you take 500k if it also meant every meal you ate henceforth was guaranteed to have a hair or nail or booger or something similar in it? (The hair nail or booger would not be yours and would be of unknown origin.)
What price would you need for that?

[Anonymous No.52789182]

>>52789120
Debt? got a degree,job prospects?
If lack of money is your only problem then youre a pussy

[Anonymous No.52789183]

>/GME/ still exists
Explain. We are a little over a month away from the 2 year baggiversary

[Anonymous No.52789184]

>>52789160
>Hello, I'm a net negative 0dte index fund options trader. Which you like to go to bed immediately?

[Anonymous No.52789200]

>>52788291
needs divvies for Uruguayan residence permit

[Anonymous No.52789204]

Powerhour incoming

[Anonymous No.52789212]

>>52788291
Tard take

[Anonymous No.52789213]

>>52789174
I'd be fine with not taking that deal, thank you very much :)
>>52789183
Have you been to a GameStop? It's an atrocious husk of what it once was. The business model cannot continue, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.52789215]

>>52789183
I made my bet and I will monitor it until I go to 0. Probably will go to 100,000,000 though. It's the fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.52789227]

It's going down

[Anonymous No.52789231]

When to buy back into QQQ?

[Anonymous No.52789256]

>>52789227
MEET ME IN THE CLUB

[Anonymous No.52789257]

>>52789213
GameStop's entire customer base are illegal Mexicans looking to buy a 4 year old used copy of fifa. It's a dead company.

[Anonymous No.52789264]

>>52789148
>Blessed are the poor in spirit,
>for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
This is most likely high grade, pure copium on my part but I've wondered if there's been a guardian angel keeping me from being wealthy. I have a very addictive personality, I'm not so sure I would be able to stave off those demons if it were easy to pursue them. I can't count how many times I've been within a cunt hair of making it only for some absurd shit to rug pull me

[Anonymous No.52789265]

*knock* *knock*
Open up,mumu

[Anonymous No.52789271]

>>52789174
id pay $500k if they were cute girl boogies

[Anonymous No.52789274]

>>52789265

[Anonymous No.52789309]

>>52788439
50k

[Anonymous No.52789313]

>>52789183
>/GME/ still exists
It makes them happy and by and large keeps their attention off of better threads and generals.

[Anonymous No.52789328]

>>52789174
If it's unknown origin there could be some weird disease on it and no amount of money is worth dying of that.

[Anonymous No.52789354]

Canada, Australia and the US are the only countries that can get away with these interest rate hikes right?

[Anonymous No.52789361]

>>52789183
They're hollow anon, they've lost all purpose.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52789374]

>>52789005
You sound like a shit golfer who ruins everyones day by shitting around the course.

You're the golf equivalent of a grown man who at the dinner table wipes his hands on the tablecloth and smacks, chewing with his mouth open.

Learn some god damn etiquette or you're nothing better than a nigger, you nigger.

[Anonymous No.52789375]

junk bonds not following

[Anonymous No.52789381]

>>52789183
>Two years of bagholding, bots, shills, and delusion
>>52789313
>The /biz/ version of Hamsterdam.
Neat.

[Anonymous No.52789386]

Who would even be buying at these levels. Blackstone turned on hodl mode, jpow is crashing the plane with no survivors, the populace is debtmaxxed, and so is the government. So who the fuck is buying?

[Anonymous No.52789408]

>>52789354
I think you can maybe add in Switzerland, but so far it seems like it.

[Anonymous No.52789412]

how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.52789417]

>>52789354
Only the US can,maybe japan,closely

[Anonymous No.52789419]

>>52789386
>Buy when shit's fucked.

t. JP Morgan

[Anonymous No.52789421]

>>52789412
Feeling good, that was definitely the bottom

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52789442]

>>52789421
We are poised for another big leg down.

[Anonymous No.52789445]

>>52789412
just watching the crabs...

[Anonymous No.52789447]

>>52789354
Canada will not be able to hold the rates as high as the US for as long as they can

It's not going to end well for Canada.

[Anonymous No.52789449]

>>52789374
I'm not going to even bother arguing with a golfer, but I will say this. Stop tucking your polos into your obnoxiously short shorts. It makes you look like a faggot. Also visors are gay as fuck too.

[Anonymous No.52789452]

>>52789442
I've heard that one before

[Anonymous No.52789456]

>>52789354
>Canada
lol

[Anonymous No.52789472]

>>52789445
They're amusing creatures.

[Anonymous No.52789493]

>>52789447
>It's not going to end well for Canada.
Why, exactly?
Seems as though the govt will continue to import as many poos and chinks as they can. What is your counter argument?

[Anonymous No.52789501]

>>52789449
This nigga wearin JNCOs yall.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52789519]

>>52789449
Before the next time you decide to "play golf," go to the driving range at least 5 times so when you finally do go, you won't take 6 hours to swing the club 200 times, while giving yourself a fucking bogey on the score sheet for every hole.

It's a tough game and you suck at it. Admit it. The reason people hate golfing with you is you lie to yourself and everyone else about how good you are and proceed to shit up their few free hours they get outdoors per week.

[Anonymous No.52789536]

I ignored /biz/'s advice and bought BABA calls a month ago

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52789540]

>>52789452
The chart dont lie.

[Anonymous No.52789543]

So why is EU red,again?

[Anonymous No.52789550]

>>52789543
Because they're a bunch of commies.

[Anonymous No.52789558]

>>52789374
I genuinely do not give a fuck. I golf to fuck around because it's brainless and requires zero athleticism. Me hit ball with stick.

[Anonymous No.52789559]

>>52789519
Nobody hated golfing with me and I was never slow. You're literally the persona of golfer I just described and my sides are in orbit. Literally cunty for no reason because somebody criticized your hobby. Again I'm not kidding about tucking in the polos. If you like chugging dick that's fine, but can you not broadcast it to the world please. Also you don't need cleats to swing a club. You aren't playing football gay boi.

[Anonymous No.52789572]

>>52788251
SOXL is going to 8.30 before it goes to 20.

[Anonymous No.52789590]

>>52788666
>666
Sell signal

[Anonymous No.52789602]

>>52789412
I'm just laughing at the tards who still think JPow is trying to crash the economy when time and again he literally is telling you he is going to do a soft landing.

[Anonymous No.52789603]

>>52789550
If they were they'd be green like BABA

[Anonymous No.52789614]

>>52789572
>It'll go to its Nov low because i said so
Lmao no. It's going to $18.50, before it goes to $70.
Cope clownposter.

[Anonymous No.52789617]

>>52789386
>Blackstone turned on hodl mode
kek that phrase will never not make me laugh

[Anonymous No.52789627]

>>52789493
skyrocketing rents and mortgage payments are going to crush peoples spending ability, but the mass immigration is going to keep wages low and demand high.
51% of Canadians got a variable rate mortgage in 2021 (why?). People with fixed rate mortgages need to renew them every 5 years as well. Rent growth is still going insane.

If you expect things to go tits up for the US, it'll go tits up in Canada first.

[Anonymous No.52789628]

>>52789603
It was a joke because red is slang for communists, which the EU is. Also:
>China
>Commies

[Anonymous No.52789641]

I'm bullish until Wednesday before Powell talks. What words drop from his mouth and triggers the algos then, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.52789645]

>>52789614
The low was 6.21. 8.30 is the bottom of the lowest gap.
NASDAQ lower gaps are filled 92.4% of the time.

[Anonymous No.52789654]

>>52789641
Shaping up to be the best Fed shitpost day of the year.

[Anonymous No.52789661]

>>52789628
>the EU is communist but China isn't

[Anonymous No.52789681]

>>52789645
Your mom's gaps are filled 92.4% of the time l.

[Anonymous No.52789692]

>>52789602
Every time Powell speaks he says a soft landing is becoming more and more unlikely

[Anonymous No.52789694]

>>52789661
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52789710]

>>52789493
Also consider looking at the yield curves:
http://www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/country/canada/
http://www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/country/united-states/

The inversion is MUCH steeper in Canada. The market is expecting something more dramatic to happen in Canada.

[Anonymous No.52789740]

>>52789681
That's what she said.

[Anonymous No.52789742]

>>52789694
Damn time to invest some more in the non communist ccp, it's been a money printer thus far

[Anonymous No.52789753]

>>52789627
No one who bought a home in Canada BEFORE 2020, has anything to ever worry about.
You don't know anything about the Canadian market, which is fine.
Anyone with variables and dropping home prices, that they cannot afford. Would likely have been home buyers, within the last 12 months. It is a very small amount of mortgages.
The US will be fine, so will Canada. Japan as well, as they seem to be more open to foreigners.
>>52789645
This >>52789681

[Anonymous No.52789758]

>>52789692
His objective hasn't changed even if he acknowledges how difficult it will be, he's never said it was going to be a certainty for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.52789766]

Is now the time for the energy trade or will it keep dumping? I have my eyes on SHEL and BOIL for the late winter

[Anonymous No.52789767]

>>52789742
>Being able to invest into communists
Anon please think about the words you use.

[Anonymous No.52789772]

>>52789753
>No one who bought a home in Canada BEFORE 2020, has anything to ever worry about.

Ok, and?

[Anonymous No.52789777]

>>52789753
Do you think JPOW is going to say something nice?
Because I don't think he is going to say anything nice.

[Anonymous No.52789834]

now that mass office closures are coming
do I want to go all in on DRV?

[Anonymous No.52789853]

when do we dump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52789855]

>>52789661
they're both commies. i just realized that the democrats are commies too and they're all in bed together with the bad jews that want to mutilate the genitals of white people while importing these third worlders from these shit holes who have no intentions of assimilating and they want to make it easier for more white people to die from drug overdoses while at the same time they're supporting a nazi regime in eastern europe but only because it has become their favorite place to launder tax payer money back to their families whom by the way they don't want to cut their genitals off or become gay because they understand what a travesty that really is for families so they all live in their mansions drinking bottled water while we have to have the stuff with the flouride in it that kills your sperm count so you cant reproduce without going and paying some jewish doctor a ton of money for drugs or something... it's all the fucking commies and globohomos faults, and i can't believe we have let them get away with it for so long.

[Anonymous No.52789873]

>>52789853
Two weeks

[Anonymous No.52789875]

>>52789758
His objective is to restore price stability at any cost up to and including 5% unemployment.

[Anonymous No.52789892]

>>52789853
Never. Generational lows have been made, next couple days will be your last opportunity to ever buy SPY below 400.

[Anonymous No.52789905]

>>52789767
Generally speaking communists do not hold themselves to the principles of their own ideology, "communism" to them is as Engels said a process, not a doctrine. Even marx theorized that early communism would contain what he called the "scars" of capitalism, ie trade finance and markets. Lenin himself put market reforms in place, see: the NEP

[Anonymous No.52789906]

>>52789772
>skyrocketing rents and mortgage payments are going to crush peoples spending ability
>people not having to worry about higher rates means nothing
Why are you being retarded? It doesn't matter when these people bought their homes. The ONLY people at risk, are those who bought within the last 12 months.

[Anonymous No.52789917]

>>52789853
No dumps for another 10+ years.

[Anonymous No.52789921]

>>52789855
That's a lotta words, tripfag

[Anonymous No.52789930]

>>52789853
soon

[Anonymous No.52789932]

>>52789906
Ok? Who was arguing that someone who owns all or most of their house is going to be impacted by rate hikes?
You could say the same about literally any fucking country you DUMB NIGGER

[Anonymous No.52789937]

>>52789853
Pretty much all next week.

[Anonymous No.52789947]

>when do we dump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52789984]

>>52789921
Well they're out there doing a lot of bad shit anon, and I didn't even call them out on the fact they're supporting this fucking guy in the ukraine who has literally banned the orthodox church, or how they banned churches during the lock down. It's literally just what nazi regimes do, and these commies still suck that kikes fucking dick and keep giving him more shekels.

[Anonymous No.52789991]

>>52789932
I never said I was talking about people who own most of/all of their homes. Learn to fucking read, you adderall junkie.
Your words here: "skyrocketing rents and mortgage payments are going to crush peoples spending ability".
Rate hikes will not affect a majority of Canadians in a meaningful way.
Fucking low IQ loser, just stop talking if you're unwilling to concede to being wrong.

[Anonymous No.52790003]

>>52789905
>Not real communism

[Anonymous No.52790011]

what do you fidelity bros keep your cash in?

[Anonymous No.52790015]

>>52790003
I'm saying the opposite anon

[Anonymous No.52790025]

Meltup.

[Anonymous No.52790027]

Couldn't check the markets before now? I see my Nasdump is pumping, why is that? Not that I'm complaining.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52790036]

>>52789921
Then they dance around and celebrate a prisoner swap of some lesbian nigger who got caught doing nigger things, for some guy who got caught selling weapons and starting conflicts, which by the way is the united states favorite pass time after baseball.

[Anonymous No.52790046]

>>52790027
Job openings were lower - this means the economy is slowing and a recession is probable, which is bullish as it means QE soon.

[Anonymous No.52790053]

>>52789991
Yeah, and the number of people renting can be rounded towards 0 as well, right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52790060]

>>52790027
the chinks are easing covid restrictions so everybody has a giant boner, but it's not even going to last 4 hours because we still have a lot more pain and suffering to go.

[Anonymous No.52790062]

>>52788652
I have about 600k in USD but I am poor. I live in Bongland (UK) & it's going to shit.

Ticker: GBP

[Anonymous No.52790075]

>>52790062
>I have about 600k in USD but I am poor

[Anonymous No.52790106]

>New LOC Interest Rate: 9.94%
owie

[Anonymous No.52790108]

told myself if we got a green day before ppi i'd buy puts at close
and the absolute madmen actually did it

[Anonymous No.52790115]

>>52790060
Won't China opening up help to stop oil from going lower? Or am I missing something? And is that Russian ban in February still a thing?

[Anonymous No.52790125]

>>52790075
he's not wrong. 600k buys you only a modest home in most major metros of the US.

[Anonymous No.52790130]

>>52790106
you debtmaxxxed?

[Anonymous No.52790146]

>imagine being short as we absolutely melt up with frenzied short covering through the end of the year.

SPY 450 EOY

[Anonymous No.52790158]

>>52790146
>450
Try ATH.

[Anonymous No.52790171]

LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN HONKY TONK MANIACS! HONKY TONK MANIA IS RUNNIN WILD BABY! LAWWWD HAVE MERCY

THE HONKY TONK MAN IS HERE TO TELL ALLLLLL YOU TRANNIES AND JANNIES THAT THE HONKY TONK MAN IS THE GREATEST ROCK N ROLL SINGER AND INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!
SO YOU KIKES AND NEGROS CAN SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL YOURSELVES OUT OF MY SIGHT AND HEAD ON BACK TO COONSVILLE BABY!

I GOT THE MOVES
I GOT THE LOOKS
I GOT THE TECHNICAL ABILITY AND I GOT THE SMARTS TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP!

NIGGERS, COONS AND KIKES, YWNBAW AND YWNBAHTM (never be a honky tonk maniac)

LAWWWWD HAVE MERCY

[Anonymous No.52790175]

>>52790108
Don't be an idiot. PPI will be much lower than expected. Inflation is over. MASSIVE meltup next week.

[Anonymous No.52790183]

imagine falling for this pump
worse than having a $20+ SOXL average

[Anonymous No.52790188]

>>52790125
>buying a home right now
i mean he could invest in not so risky shit and make good returns,plus he might have a job

[Anonymous No.52790191]

>>52790130
I put my purchases on my LOC (which was like 3% when I opened it) and used my savings to buy stocks when rates crashed to nothing during covid.

But rates are going up so I'm only putting 1k into stocks and gradually deleveraging.

[Anonymous No.52790210]

>>52790175
>Don't be an idiot.
sorry cant help you there
i dont trade er-gamble on fundamentals anymore, i just look for scam pumps/dumps and inverse them

[Anonymous No.52790237]

>>52790210
The scam dump was this week. Fundamentals are ultra bullish. Low CPI, FOMC pausing after this meeting in all likelihood, recession optimism...

[Anonymous No.52790238]

>>52790188
I invest it in less risky shit yes. I don't use any play money as I'm too busy currently. Earn around 25-30k a month off my own business. Sounds good, but the system is so fucked it is alot less money than you think. Way less than even 2019 now. Should be no news to anyone.
I don't see how this system can go on much longer, but I know it will because they want it to.

[Anonymous No.52790245]

>>52790237
>recession optimism
What

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52790247]

>>52789558
I knew it. Its an extremely difficult mental game and you aren't able to play difficult mental games so you blame others when youre the one being the asshole.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52790263]

>>52789559
Back before I wore cleats I couldnt drive the ball farther than 300 yds without slipping.

With cleats, I can hit it 320 and straight. So.. meh. You do you.

[Anonymous No.52790267]

>>52790237
stocks are priced for perfection and infinite earnings growth. the recession is going to obliterate earnings. to say nothing of normies now realizing the can get 4% risk free on their money, making risk assets considerably more unattractive.

[Anonymous No.52790292]

did that honky tonk man post seriously get jannied?
dishonorabre

[Anonymous No.52790297]

>>52790245
Recession means massive QE and ZIRP. All recessions end eventually and markets will look past it to another 10 years of QE. It's EXTREMELY bullish if we have a recession next year.

>>52790267
Earnings don't matter at this point, market will look past it to the far more powerful force of QE.

>4% risk free
Yields are gonna tank when QE restarts.

[Anonymous No.52790303]

>>52788712
I don't understand why you'd even post here with less than 200-300k.
Even at that level, you need a minimum 25% return just to generate meaningful income, and that's gotta be put in context relative to the market. You need to beat the market by 25%. You also need to beat inflation by 25%, otherwise you're just churning water.

Most posters here are just delusional gamblers, one mistake away from complete wipe out.

[Anonymous No.52790311]

>>52788357
My jepi stays peppy

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52790333]

Double top on SPY.

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWNNN

[Anonymous No.52790336]

>oil dumping

[Anonymous No.52790364]

ALIBABA UP
BILLiBILLI UP
NIO UP
CHINA SOUTHERN AIRLINES UP
JD.COM UP
LI AUTO UP
NEW ORIENTAL EDUCATION AND TECH GROUP UP
PINDUO DUO INC UP
XPENG UP

THE SLEEPING DRAGON AWAKENS

I told you all to buy China stock when it was at its lowest and you told me to get fucked so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.52790398]

>Chanos on Twitter Spaces this morning
Not bad, has me wanting to short more.

What’s the story with MPW? I hear it’s in trouble.

And should I re-short Carvana?

>oil

[Anonymous No.52790433]

Looks like its gonna be sour hour today

[Anonymous No.52790451]

>>52790398
>And should I re-short Carvana?
>Shares ofCarvana(CVNA 21.02%) were rallying Thursday, one day after the stock plunged on news that its major creditors had teamed up to negotiate with the online used car dealer, a sign that they were preparing for the company to go bankrupt.

There was no specific news out on Carvana Thursday, but its recovery looked like a classic dead cat bounce. It seems at least some investors believe the stock was oversold after it fell 43% Wednesday.
if motley fool is calling it a dead cat bounce i'd be careful

[Anonymous No.52790461]

>>52790303
>I don't understand why you'd even post here with less than 200-300k.
I enjoy the banter.

[Anonymous No.52790466]

>>52790398
I think the trade is close to over tbhq. Their book value is all the cars they over paid for. So if someone buys them out at $2 a share they own a bunch of cars for half price.

[Anonymous No.52790482]

what the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.52790501]

>>52790303
>I don't understand why you'd even post here with less than 200-300k
I got $20K. Am poor like the rest of the larpers here.

[Anonymous No.52790504]

fuck delusional mumus

[Anonymous No.52790507]

so this really is a huge scam to shake people out of their shekels. top kek

[Anonymous No.52790515]

uh Mumu fucking shits, I was away for a few hours, what's going on?

[Anonymous No.52790521]

>>52790482
DRIP IS GOING TO FUCKING 18

THATS WHATS FUCKING HAPPENING

"OIL BARONS" ARE GETTING FUCKING HEEMED

[Anonymous No.52790523]

>>52790507
welcome to the post covid scam market
2022 has been hilarious

[Anonymous No.52790536]

I read my astrology predictiong wrong and said we would crash today and instead we got a relief rally.. I bet no one will believe me now when I say we will crash tomorrow huh???

[Anonymous No.52790540]

>>52790521
>oil barons
Id like to think they switched to brap gas months ago already

[Anonymous No.52790541]

>>52790515
Idiots de-risking ahead of the PPI because they don't realize inflation is over. Just more fuel for a short covering MELTUP tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52790545]

>>52790398
MPW is fucked. Steward needs to renew their ABL by DEC 15. It's looking increasingly unlikely that they will be able to do so by themselves. Either MPW will need to guarantee Steward's revolver or perhaps even become Steward's revolver. We will know in 1 week.

IMHO. DYOR. Not investment advice.

[Anonymous No.52790557]

hold $1000 of 0 DTE options to -50%, take stop loss after being toyed with on the exit multiple times showing me 5 cent per contract losses then flipping it the other way, now they would be green at the exact price i wanted originally. top fucking kek. its not a coincidence. its not random. its just top fucking kek. what is the lesson to be learned here? kms?

[Anonymous No.52790559]

>>52790303
>meaningful income
Well Its not our sole income(I hope), just investments. Still my returns helped pay for the roof.

[Anonymous No.52790577]

>>52790398
Also, which spaces was Chanos on? I want to listen to that.

[Anonymous No.52790580]

Man, kikes from Reuters really want to will a recession into happening huh?

[Anonymous No.52790583]

>>52790536
bro did you take into account the fact that the gregorian calendar is completely arbitrary and has had days, years, and even centuries added or removed at the whim of popes and emperors??

[Anonymous No.52790591]

oh and they dumped it at the very moment i bought a scalp call just as a final fuck you. im done playing in this shit. the only winning move is to let my jew handle the finances

[Anonymous No.52790614]

>>52790541
>they don't realize inflation is over
uh why are wages still rising then?

[Anonymous No.52790616]

>>52790580
They want to buy in lower because they know that the printer is coming. This is what I mean when I'm talking about recession optimism.

[Anonymous No.52790619]

>>52790580
>Recession
>The wealthy buy everything up for cheap
U will eat Z bugs

[Anonymous No.52790628]

>>52790303
Tell that to my 3k portfolio all in cannabis

[Anonymous No.52790666]

>>52790614
jerome needs to put those filthy low skilled poors back in their place. I'm gonna go out of business if I have to pay more than 7 bucks an hour. That's all I made at my part time job when I bought my first couple rental properties. Kids these days are so entitled

[Anonymous No.52790669]

Gonna watch some CNBC to get the normalfag sentiment

[Anonymous No.52790670]

>>52790614
>1 item vs. commodities going down, rents down, MoM CPI in a downtrend, PPI will show another decline tomorrow etc.
Yeah I'm thinking inflation is over. Bullish. QE coming soon.

[Anonymous No.52790689]

>>52790303
>income
You have the wrong mindset.

[Anonymous No.52790699]

>>52790666
>666
Ok Satan Boomer

[Anonymous No.52790701]

>>52790580
it's funny because they were denying it a few months ago when we had two quarters of negative GDP growth and it was actually true
then Q3 came in positive growth and they are all about saying there is one
what a bunch of fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.52790747]

>>52790333
Checked and based

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52790751]

>>52790333
THESE TRIPS DON'T LIE.

TRIPLE GOBLIN LEG DOWN

BEARS INCOMMMMIIIING

[Anonymous No.52790761]

>>52788700
>that i shitpost with a bunch of mid-functioning autists and try to draw meaning from lines and numbers where there isn't any?

she's gona find out eventually anyway

[Anonymous No.52790769]

>>52790559
>Still my returns helped pay for the roof.
What you need a house for, so you have somewhere to be poor at?
Bullshit use of capital, entirely counters the spirit of /smg/ and its subsidiaries

[Anonymous No.52790784]

>>52788389
Most people are too dumb to have a decent job. If they were smart and hated work so much they would be their own employer. But they can't do that because they are dumb and aren't good at anything. So they end up failing and complaining and blaming others for it their whole life.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52790786]

>>52790747
Fucking based as fuck

[Anonymous No.52790803]

>>52790769
>cant even understand the benefit of owning your own home
You're the perfect little goy they want you to be.

[Anonymous No.52790820]

>>52790803
that's a nice house you have there
you better pay taxes on it
sure would be a shame if someone eminent domained it
>you already own nothing

[Anonymous No.52790828]

Siri, pull up the put/call ratio.

[Anonymous No.52790832]

>>52790820
>claims to be wealthy
>can’t pay property tax
Ishhydiggy

[Anonymous No.52790845]

>>52790820
I pay the taxes, and I deduct them from my taxes. Enjoy your rent that cant be written off, oh and by the way is going up again...need to make payroll and all.

[Anonymous No.52790854]

>>52790536
today, tomorrow, it doesnt matter if its going to rally afterwards.

[Anonymous No.52790857]

so was i supposed to not throw $1k on a 0 DTE? Was I supposed to take a $0.05 cent per contract loss? was i supposed to hold? was i supposed to take the 50% stop loss? am i supposed to just sit on my ass and melt up?

[Anonymous No.52790871]

>>52790670
Look at the job switcher curve, a dip and a bounce back up. Wages rise ahead of inflation.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52790898]

>>52790857
you're supposed to just buy and hold forever faggot

[Anonymous No.52790904]

>>52790803
Owning a home is a scam. All the money you put into it could've gone into TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.52790917]

>>52790857
Did you look at the spread?
Did you look at the greeks?
Did you go to the doctor to do your retardation check?
Do not buy options. You are not ready. You're better off buying boring index funds until you figure out the more fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.52790937]

why the fuck NVDA mooning

[Anonymous No.52790938]

Why i didnt short the scamp pump? Fuck off

[Anonymous No.52790939]

>>52790803
im right

[Anonymous No.52790940]

kek, mumus

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52790950]

>>52790857
What should I do?

https://youtu.be/POyFvDgV2cU

[Anonymous No.52790952]

>>52789536
I failed to followup on my own advice and didn't buy DXCM calls 6 months ago. Of course pandemic fatties would throw their money at the best SLIM holding/diabeetus treatment.

[Anonymous No.52790953]

I can’t stand these bags. I’m selling SGMD. 1 million shares for 300 dollars. Come and get it.

[Anonymous No.52790955]

My 9% oil dividends may my rent, and the principal doubled these last two years. But alas, I'm a rentoid, not a hoomerwinner. Am I poor, lads?

[Anonymous No.52790975]

>>52790904
>TQQQ
>lost 75% YTD
Yeah no thanks.
>>52790939
Of course, you are entitled to your delusions.

[Anonymous No.52790978]

>>52790953
Filled. Thanks you guys. I officially dropped my first bag. Lost 1k. The rally can start now.

[Anonymous No.52790981]

>>52790577
Here

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqJDoOdMNAGV

But if you have more info on that short or others please share. Are you shorting?

[Anonymous No.52790980]

>>52790784
Being self employed is more work, not less. and most of the time goes out of business.

[Anonymous No.52790991]

New

>>52790990
>>52790990

[Anonymous No.52790999]

>>52790955
No you're a certified /smg/nius

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52791002]

>>52790938
I mean we are going down to goblin town what did you expect?

Then, a man who turns into a bear will come out and shit all over everything at the bottom.

Then, 5 armys will war and the manbear will continue to fuck shit up during it.

It's a long way down...

[Anonymous No.52791130]

>>52790482

[Anonymous No.52791256]

>>52790955
maybe buy a house to live in. But becoming a landlord is something i regret. i thought it'd be turn-key, but it's like a part-time job. I get about 3 texts a week from tenants complaining about stuff. the housing department is inspecting me, cause someone complained, and the previous property owner didn't get permits or do anything by code.

[Anonymous No.52791258]

395/396 is where they need SPY to close between.

[Anonymous No.52791295]

>>52790981
I have a small put position open on MPW. Everything you want to know about MPW you can find by following @HedgeyeREITs "REIT Rob". If you do some court research on Steward you will see they are being sued by all sorts of vendors for non-payment.