/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52783260]

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52781026

[Anonymous No.52783270]

he baked early again! he did it for free too

[Anonymous No.52783274]

kek vaxxies

[Anonymous No.52783279]

FUCK CARVANA

and that’s a good thing

[Anonymous No.52783282]

Women have vaginas

[Anonymous No.52783287]

>>52783282
debunked
https://www.healthline.com/health/not-every-transgender-person-wants-bottom-surgery#1

[Anonymous No.52783292]

>>52783282
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.52783304]

>>52783270
he's a nigger 100%

[Anonymous No.52783308]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52783315]

Campbell soup earnings up HUGE.
Is this because people aren't eating out anymore?

[Anonymous No.52783328]

I don't care what you say and I don't care how bad the macro is now. I'm getting in on the ground floor of the next big wave of semiconductor growth. I will be a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.52783329]

>>52783315
nuclear war prep

[Anonymous No.52783336]

So can some gentleman explain to me wtf is going on with Bond and DXY?
The yield cratered because the yield curve is so inverted, it priced in a fucking catastrophe in the near future
Yet, for some reason DXY also cratered with yield. Where the fuck those FX money went to? People pricing in a catastrophe, yet people still want to hold on to currency that is not fucking USD?
I don’t understand a damn thing about this schizo market for the last 2 months

[Anonymous No.52783337]

>>52783315
They are charging too much for their luxury product.

[Anonymous No.52783338]

Stop baking early I wasnt done arguing about non stock market related issues

[Anonymous No.52783339]

>yields
DOCTOOOR PAAAUUULLL
EEENNDD THE FEEEDD
TAAAKE ME HOOOME
WHERE I BELOOONG

[Anonymous No.52783342]

>>52783329
what'll i be able to trade a chunky beef for?

[Anonymous No.52783351]

>>52783308
this image has literally nothing to do with the futures market

[Anonymous No.52783354]

>>52783342
You know what

[Anonymous No.52783357]

>>52783270
you're telling me that there isn't just a script running that posts when the reply count reaches 300?

[Anonymous No.52783359]

OIL Bros are we making it?

[Anonymous No.52783365]

>>52783357
lol i used to think there was a little man who turned the light off inside the fridge too

[Anonymous No.52783371]

>>52783351
I think he meant SOXL trannies are roping?
Futures posters have said just post whatever for replies

[Anonymous No.52783375]

>>52783336
the number one driver of US Dollar strength is interest rate differentials between it and other countries. the US was the first major country to hike aggressively, and hiked to a higher rate faster than The EU, the UK and Japan. it simply meant holding onto US dollars was better than these other currencies, as they paid out less(in short term bonds) and also inflation was higher(and could stay higher due to their slow reaction). now bonds are pricing inflation coming down albeit slowly, and slowing growth(bond yields go down during recession). as these other countries hike and reach where the Fed is, the dollars recent strength diminishes

[Anonymous No.52783376]

All I want to do is fuck a robot. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.52783378]

why is cash called "dry powder"?

[Anonymous No.52783382]

>>52783336
So there's these shiny rocks out there. We used them as currency for thousands of years. Pretty cool you should look it up.

[Anonymous No.52783386]

>>52783378
because if you hold it all you'll be left with is ashes

[Anonymous No.52783394]

>>52783375
If growth is slowing, wouldnt that make bonds more attractive since it means equities underperform?

[Anonymous No.52783395]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52783399]

>>52783378
Because physical cash is usually coated in trace amounts of cocaine.

[Anonymous No.52783410]

>>52783399
That means its also covered in trace amounts of stripper ass sweat toi

[Anonymous No.52783416]

>>52783351
/^>futures/i

how can you read smg regularly and not have this in your filters by now

[Anonymous No.52783422]

>>52783394
if demand for bonds is greater cause its a safe haven, their yields go down. people are jumping into bonds, the 10 Yr has gone down 75 bps in the last month

[Anonymous No.52783431]

Why are yields so fucked up compared to previous recessions? Every time I think they can't get more inverted, they just keep going.

[Anonymous No.52783438]

>>52783375
I wish I knew how to swap currency en-masse. seems like it would have been a great trade to go into pounds or euros at the height of the dollar's strength.

[Anonymous No.52783447]

imagine trading long term and not short term

[Anonymous No.52783469]

>>52783422
So why not just say the price of bonds went up

[Anonymous No.52783479]

>>52783431
i think because inflation was low back then, but yields are also based on expected inflation in the future, so that gets baked into yields. james bullard of the fed thinks the yield curve when adjusted for inflation is not inverted
>>52783469
people are alot more focused on rates i guess

[Anonymous No.52783483]

>futures

I smell a bull trap incoming

[Anonymous No.52783488]

>>52783438
Why, there's FXB and FXE, amigo.

[Anonymous No.52783490]

I shorted at $396 and $403. I feel exquisite

[Anonymous No.52783498]

>>52783490
If he takes off the mask would he die?

[Anonymous No.52783506]

>>52783498
It would be extremely painful…for jew

[Anonymous No.52783510]

>>52783483
nah, bobo's are getting gamma squeezed into next week where low CPI and the most dovish FOMC of the year will start a rally that will leave permabobos penniless like the FTSE puts retard.

[Anonymous No.52783518]

>>52783510
Oh hey, youre back!

[Anonymous No.52783524]

>>52783518
that's not me though, nice cope and deflection from the subject bobotard

[Anonymous No.52783527]

>>52783431
because Trump bullied the Fed into kicking the can down the road. Then covid insane printing.
the fed funds rate should always be kept at 2% or higher minimum to prevent bubbles like this from forming.
Instead they let it gradually build for decades. Now the fed is in a true dilemma.
If they continue hiking now, things are going to snap in Q1, fucking hard. 10% unemployment. If they ease, there's enough stored dollars to bring inflation up really quick.
Look at the housing market right now. Someone who paid $600k for their house, buyers can only offer $300k for it now. Interest rates have never gone up this fast.

Should they cut 50 bps or pause? The problem was no one can afford houses, isnt it better to crash?

[Anonymous No.52783534]

>>52783510
This.

Look at the futs, already ramping. Tomorrow is gonna be a neon green day all indexes over 2% higher.

[Anonymous No.52783539]

>>52783524
Decreasing size rate hikes is not the same as rate cuts, but it is your best form of copium. Im sorry. The market will not make a new ath without qe. Stop fighting the fed

[Anonymous No.52783545]

I miss you bb...

[Anonymous No.52783552]

>>52783279
So
When do I cover my short?

[Anonymous No.52783553]

>>52783534
Bobos just repeat the same old shit like >>52783539 endlessly, nothing they say matters. The market does not care anymore and we're pricing in rate cuts at this point. Its like they're GME baggots, they talk and act like them but replace THE SQUEEZE with THE CRASH, replace RYAN COHEN with JEROME POWELL, DRS with DON'T FIGHT THE FED, its the same shit.

[Anonymous No.52783558]

>>52783553
So when do you think the fed will cut?

[Anonymous No.52783561]

>>52783553
You cant refute anything i said. The market clearly does care since its in a clear downtrend and has been for a year. What do you think happens when the market priced in rate cuts and then rate cuts dont happen? Lol

[Anonymous No.52783565]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52783573]

If CPI is lower than expectations, and we get a 50 bps, we absolutely will pump for the rest of December

[Anonymous No.52783585]

>>52783553
The market is going down and doesn't care about your delusions.

[Anonymous No.52783588]

The market does not need QE to grow. The recession is going to be mild thanks to the strong labor market. Everyone is feeling merry and cheery for Christmas and not even looking at the stock market except for bobos. Bobos are like the grinch. They never see any good in the world because they are depressed and their heart is shriveled up.

[Anonymous No.52783589]

>>52783558
When inflation is around 4 percent and layoffs are more than just tech trannies and tiktok daycare zoomers, so probably next summer.
>>52783561
I don't have to refute anything you say because the market is doing it for me, bobo failed to break 3900, a new bottom has formed, we can break through 4100 now, shorts will be squeezed, fomo will set in, and lower inflation and the fed pivoting towards dovishness supports it. You will sit on the sidelines and watch your gains fade away like a GME baggot who could have sold at 400, 300, 200, 100, etc. Spouting the same old shit, day after day, left behind in the dust.

[Anonymous No.52783595]

>>52783588
Cope

[Anonymous No.52783597]

>>52783527
If they hike more then everybody broke and cannot afford anything
If they pause then inflation ramp up, and then nobody can afford anything
The only solution now is to keep rate elevated at a "reasonable" well into 2024 like Bullard said.
>>52783573
Lmao, everyone is already pricing in 50bps, the only thing that can move the market in Dec is jobless claims

[Anonymous No.52783598]

>>52783585
It double bottomed, and now its rebounding. Please continue coping its funny.

[Anonymous No.52783604]

>why are yields inverted so bad
Have you seen what Jpow did this year? The FED has created another global financial crisis and is still not blinking. They are still raising in the face of the nastiest recession we've seen in decades. It's clear as day and the bond market knows it.

[Anonymous No.52783605]

>>52783573
>>52783588
>>52783589
extremely bearish

[Anonymous No.52783612]

>>52783597
Markets will pump on low CPI and 50bps anyway.
>>52783605
for SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52783627]

>>52783612
Basically every CEO put there right now is warning of a severe and protracted recession.

[Anonymous No.52783630]

>>52783588
>The market does not need QE to grow
Man I wish this were fucking the case. But no, seeing how every industry addicted to low interest rate, and only starting to downsizing or firing to accommodate for the new environment, this gonna take a long while for the economy to rolling again. Now ain’t the time for recovery, 2020 is an exception of exceptions, yet everyone treats it like normal.

[Anonymous No.52783636]

>>52783589
So you think the market can't handle higher rates, but the stock market will be strong for 6 months before it suddenly breaks? You sound like a confused bobo.

[Anonymous No.52783637]

>>52783627
*out

[Anonymous No.52783640]

>>52783612
Market will dump on 50bps and low jobless number anyway

[Anonymous No.52783645]

I'm a bobo that has found myself in a situation where green the next few days would benefit me greatly. Cheers mumu. You're alright. Now gimme some of those giant green dildos that you have rammed up my ass so much in past. Just for a few days Mr. nice cow. Thanks

[Anonymous No.52783658]

>>52783627
that's bullish because the market wants a recession so we can have zero interest rates.
>>52783636
It already priced in the rates, they're not going much higher. Bobo's don't understand what was once the bear case is now the bull case. Up is down and black is white. How are you retards not catching on yet?
>>52783640
That's not how it works anon.

[Anonymous No.52783660]

>futes

is that who i think it is

[Anonymous No.52783662]

>>52783658
>Up is down and black is white
>a recession is bullish
Hmm, yes anon I think you're right. I'm too retarded to understand this but thanks for trying to explain.

[Anonymous No.52783665]

>>52783658
I just need Silvergate and Carvana to go bankrupt. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.52783675]

artfags pls draw us a bobo as the grinch

[Anonymous No.52783677]

>>52783662
There are charts that prove that markets pump when the recession actually begins if someone else has them.
>>52783665
Their bankruptcy is bullish for the macro

[Anonymous No.52783680]

>>52783658
Now THIS is delusion.

[Anonymous No.52783683]

>there are still "muh zero rates muh pivot" retards
You know for a fact we are nowhere near the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52783684]

>>52783660
looks just like march 2020 chart in miniature, you know what comes next

[Anonymous No.52783688]

>>52783677
>if someone else has them
lmao, got me

[Anonymous No.52783692]

>>52783677
No? 2002 and 2009 beg to differ?

[Anonymous No.52783705]

Pivots are bullish. Deal with it. Bear market all year, you had your fun. Now we're back on track.

[Anonymous No.52783708]

>>52783680
Dont forget to DRS your SQQQ baggot
>>52783692
two crashes out of a bazillion, markets price in recession, recession happens, markets price in recovery, a bull market begins. this is a fact i can see the chart in my head

[Anonymous No.52783709]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52783720]

looks like the meme chart that i drew like 6+ months ago is still holding

[Anonymous No.52783728]

Scoopsies bb... All you have to do is trust me. I can make your life much more fulfilling...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4UM55ZuZdNo&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52783749]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.52783752]

>>52783708
What's DRS? I saw it mentioned earlier

[Anonymous No.52783757]

>>52783749
Oh shit, her feet have made contact! I repeat: her feet have made contact!

[Anonymous No.52783762]

>>52783749
it would be cool to see a timelapse of these

[Anonymous No.52783763]

>>52783749
I hope you have all of these saved so you can make an animation of them all put together once this shitshow is over.

[Anonymous No.52783771]

>>52783762
>>52783763
I might do that at the end of the year when I some time

[Anonymous No.52783772]

>>52783749
what happens when it snaps back the other way?

[Anonymous No.52783780]

>>52783771
based

[Anonymous No.52783783]

>>52783763
>>52783749
>>52783762
i found a shitty timelapse of it, press Show Rates
http://www.yieldcurve.com/MktYCgraph2022.htm

[Anonymous No.52783814]

>>52783728
how is shitting blood fulfilling

[Anonymous No.52783840]

>>52783728
That music is fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.52783846]

I have done the research. After all these decades - I have determined that women DO have vaginas

[Anonymous No.52783847]

>>52783772
We pump like it's nobody's business.
It won't happen while they're still doing rate hikes though.

[Anonymous No.52783850]

>>52783772
When the short term bonds begin to fall its cause the fed is cutting rates and the yield curve begins to un invert.
The fed cuts rates after something goes bust

[Anonymous No.52783910]

>futures

https://youtu.be/69M2iiI__XQ

[Anonymous No.52783924]

So nobody knows what does DRS means? Got it
t. retard just like everyone else here

[Anonymous No.52783942]

>>52783924
I don't know. But I've been doing some pretty good farting tonight

[Anonymous No.52783962]

>>52783942
You nasty. Does that usually mean bullish, bearish, or crabbish?

[Anonymous No.52783985]

>>52783924
I am familiar with only one DRS. The Drag Reduction System (DRS) is a controversial driver-controlled device aimed at aiding overtaking and increasing the chances of wheel-to-wheel racing in Formula 1.
The system, which involves the driver opening a flap in their rear wing to reduce drag levels and gain top speed when running within a second of a car in front, was introduced back in 2011. It remains in use with the new rules reset from the start of the 2022 season.

[Anonymous No.52784020]

>>52783924
it means Direct Register Shares, GME baggies do it to protect them from being pirated by hedgefunds who can copy their shares via the dark pools

[Anonymous No.52784035]

>>52784020
Ok, thanks fren. How do they 'pirate' shares? Does stop shares from being loaned for shorts or something?

[Anonymous No.52784045]

Does anyone know how to DCA? I go insane buying above my cost basis.

[Anonymous No.52784055]

>>52784045
the standard boomer way is to simply buy low cost index funds every month with your paycheque, treating the stock market like a savings account. you can try to time it when sentiment is bad, vix is high, Pe is low etc.

[Anonymous No.52784100]

>>52784045
I guess you can always sell puts at a strike below your costs basis

[Anonymous No.52784146]

>>52784035
you know how you were selling coal in runescape for 150g/ea and there was someone complaining that if only every single coal miner in the game collaborated, they could agree to sell at 200g/ea instead?
GME baggies are the same type of retard, they imagine that they will own every single GME share and then tell the shorts to pay $99999999 to get a share back. DRS prevents the shares from being loaned out and also lets the other baggies know how much of the share total has been captured

[Anonymous No.52784165]

what the hell am I going to buy today? the day of my daughter's wedding...

[Anonymous No.52784223]

>>52784165
SOXS is a good bet.

[Anonymous No.52784253]

>>52784223
Well the jobless claims numbers comes out an hour before the bell, so we'll probably get some action one way or another depends on what it says

[Anonymous No.52784278]

>>52783924
Go back GME tard

[Anonymous No.52784292]

ALL IN $UEC

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!

[Anonymous No.52784299]

>>52784292

i bought at 3.30$

[Anonymous No.52784302]

>>52784278
Not a GME tard, impulsive faggot. Somebody mentioned DRS in a previous thread, I think was a tweet about SQQQ, and nobody then seemed to know what it meant in that thread

[Anonymous No.52784321]

itt: there are mumus who still believe in soft landing while fed did everything wrong in 2021 (muh printing, muh transitory, muh dot plot projection,..).
according to (((them))) we would've been at 2% inflation already at this point but instead you have tightest labor market, wages still increasing (wage price spiral? hello?), consoomer getting squeezed (highest credit debt), energy crisis and inflation is still at almost 8%. who the fuck is still believing in the fed projections?
earnings contractions and big layoffs haven't even begun, rate hikes still ongoing but the shit&piss is currently trading on a growth rate of 8%.
but sure, the inflation will just get to 2% target while economy is still growing. nevermind any possible stagflation or market liquidity risk.
can mumus get even more delusional?

[Anonymous No.52784388]

>>52784321
The term of "Don't fight the FED" has to be the same psyop as "HODL!!!" meant to steer the cattle into the grinder. Let them buy my friend, we literally need them to get murdered to end this all.

[Anonymous No.52784389]

>>52783573
>If CPI is lower than expectations
it will be lower
>and we get a 50 bps,
it will be 50bps already telegraphed by fed members and Jpow speech last week already
>we absolutely will pump for the rest of December
you forgot fed will have new dot plot projections released in December meeting. the same happend last time: expected hike but higher terminal rate = mega dump.
Jpow literally said they need to go higher for longer. the market will be really, really, REALLY """surprised""" by this move

[Anonymous No.52784394]

>/our mommy/

[Anonymous No.52784395]

>>52784302
go back gme tard
>>52777777

[Anonymous No.52784401]

>>52784292
>>52784299
did something happen? also
>1PBTID

[Anonymous No.52784416]

kinda rekt right now

[Anonymous No.52784436]

Shorted DAX yesterday, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.52784450]

>>52784389
>higher for longer
why are you lying. we all saw the interview

[Anonymous No.52784455]

>>52784436
its going back to covid crash lows

[Anonymous No.52784467]

>>52784450
>"There is significant uncertainty around that level of interest rates. Even so, we still have some ways to go, and incoming data since our last meeting suggest that the ultimate level of interest rates will be higher than previously expected."
>t. Jpow

[Anonymous No.52784515]

Futures are pretty green, major pump today?

[Anonymous No.52784531]

UUUU will never get past it's shitty $6-8 range will it
the anti-nuclear lobby is way too strong and normies are way too gormless to question

[Anonymous No.52784541]

>>52784455
One can hope

[Anonymous No.52784552]

>>52783510
>FTSE puts retard
kek
hes been quiet hasn't he

[Anonymous No.52784557]

>>52783728
Voice too deep. :/

[Anonymous No.52784559]

>>52784436
went into DAX short at 14.4k
we will make it

[Anonymous No.52784571]

>>52784321
Sometimes you do everything wrong but God still blesses you with good fortune. The fed isn't the end-be-all of economics, they are gonna raise rates, inflation will plateu, markets will have recovered several months before that to get ahead of them. We all just want to invest and grow our wealth at the end of the day. Bobos spent a whole decade poopooing my beautiful bull market calling for an early crash for like 10 years straight. I'm gonna call an early recovery here and take my chances.

[Anonymous No.52784578]

>DAX and FTSE at ATHs
>SPX can't break the downtrend
Bros.

[Anonymous No.52784580]

>>52784394
>mommy
>saying "mommy" during UK posting hours
kill yourself
>having zoomzoom mummy issues
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.52784597]

>>52784571
>believes in god
>call an early recovery here and take my chances
anon, I..

[Anonymous No.52784600]

>>52784467
yes. bear, stop huffing hopium. there wont be a 10% interest rate over the next 10 years and your rephrasing of obviously neutral to bullish information makes you look like a glowing faggot together with the reddit frog posting

[Anonymous No.52784620]

to all dax shorters, ygmi, its was at normal 2021 levels couple days ago, but there was no good news

now imagine a country actively killing of its for profit industry, thats having a shitty consumer demographic in the future and that has a war next door that wont stop anytime soon or even get worse.

yeah I am thinking its going to -50% from ath

[Anonymous No.52784625]

>>52784571
>inflation will plateu

Inflation is continuous. It never plateaus.

[Anonymous No.52784627]

>>52784600
>bullish information
I unironically just try to save you some of your lunch money but I have to accept you can't save all mumutards. there still needs to be exit liquidity after all

[Anonymous No.52784637]

>>52784559
Nice, hope it wont crab to much on the way down, using degen factor certs lol

[Anonymous No.52784641]

>>52784627
>posts more glowing reddit animals
I want to save you time, go back glow fag
your reaction images glow brighter than the morning star

[Anonymous No.52784697]

>>52784395

[Anonymous No.52784712]

>>52784580
>britbong talking down to an east coast working man getting ready in the morning

How's your country doing lately, Jeeves? No, I don't think you have any right to talk down to anyone these days. How does it feel to be ruled by a Punjabi because your own people were incompetent idiots? telling me to kms LOL that's rich! xDDD

[Anonymous No.52784715]

could you glow even more tranny?
No need to post your own face after you already shown where you come from by using the glowing clown frog and a bad derivative of the bear frog shit

[Anonymous No.52784723]

>>52784620
this year low was just at 11.8k, 2020 covid lows were at around 8.2k
we will have ways to go on current level
aiming for around 10.3k taking some off the table and let the rest ride

[Anonymous No.52784740]

nasdaq is pumping fucking hard right now

[Anonymous No.52784753]

>>52784740
why?

[Anonymous No.52784759]

>>52784740
>pumping hard
>TQQQ +0.44%
It is literally a fucking burger

[Anonymous No.52784767]

>>52784600
>>52784641
>>52784715
>muh leddit
>hurr durr go back
>no arguments
you need to be at least 25 to post on this mongolian basket weaving imageboard, sweaty

[Anonymous No.52784771]

>>52784759
That burger sure is stacking up alright

[Anonymous No.52784786]

>>52784715
Stupid crying poorfag

[Anonymous No.52784807]

After posting a compromised derivative of the original 4chan frog you follow up with a compromised copy of a bear meme from 5 years ago to just then go with the glowing tranny projection reaction image and then you even have the guts to post a compromised terry reaction image.
What is next? A chinese wojack?

[Anonymous No.52784864]

is this worth watching? rocker interview w/ poem anon

[Anonymous No.52784881]

>>52784864
yeah it was great

[Anonymous No.52784909]

I wake up
I check the Russ
I noooootice it's not below pre covid highs
I continue to short

[Anonymous No.52784933]

Interesting that the glowfags only repost critical looking and sad pepe derivatives.

[Anonymous No.52784939]

>>52784933
you are living in a nigger monkey /pol/ bubble, fucking retard

[Anonymous No.52784941]

>>52784807
>What is next? A chinese wojack?

[Anonymous No.52784946]

Buying BYND calls. They are the future.

[Anonymous No.52784947]

>>52784939
>stop noticing
stop glowing?

[Anonymous No.52784959]

>>52784947
>filenames
you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.52784975]

Pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.52784976]

>>52784959
you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.52785014]

Previous economic data that was bad on face value, for example higher unemployment, pumped the markets because it meant Powell could hike more slowly.

I think inflation/interest risks are over and going forward recession risks will be in focus. That means bad economic data could lead to market dumps because it confirms the recession scenario.

What I'm trying to say is clown world could be over soon, at least when it comes to jobs numbers, savings rate or other consumer metrics.

[Anonymous No.52785072]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52785105]

Meet Kevin is going to do a meetup outside the NYSE Friday 5pm EST. It would be a shame if someone confronted him about his DUI.

[Anonymous No.52785115]

We will close neon bright green

[Anonymous No.52785137]

Seems like we are getting a green day or crab
No way we get another red day, it is the worst December start in history

[Anonymous No.52785143]

>>52785137
Dax already deep red

[Anonymous No.52785146]

>>52785105
kek, i hate him so much. i hope someone who fell for one of his bullshit "calls" confronts him and kicks his head in. absolute worst trash of youtube.

[Anonymous No.52785203]

>>52785105
He and those other clowns like graham stephan should be confronted for being involved with that FTX bullshit

[Anonymous No.52785219]

>>52785146
Is he a 2020 guru who bought Tesla calls? At least other schizos have degrees or experience in finance even if they're wrong most of the time. 2020 cucks just got lucky

[Anonymous No.52785251]

>>52785014
>That means bad economic data could lead to market dumps because it confirms the recession scenario.
Or it might go the other way down as recression gives a dim hope of QE money bazooka

[Anonymous No.52785265]

>china reopens, ends zero-covid
>oil dumps
make it make sense

[Anonymous No.52785271]

>>52784864
Looks like you already watched about 5 minutes of it.

[Anonymous No.52785284]

>>52785265
They have storages filled to the brim.

[Anonymous No.52785291]

>>52784597
God is on my side. I have nothing to fear, bobo.

[Anonymous No.52785292]

>>52785284
storage almost by definition is finite though. they'll start burning through those fast enough once they really get moving again.

[Anonymous No.52785303]

>>52785265
China is not ""open"" dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.52785306]

>>52785291
Good good, now its an even fight MUMUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.52785312]

I shorted nasdaq....

[Anonymous No.52785326]

>>52785312
>5days of fucking red
>he didn't take profit on SQQQ and move everything to TQQQ
Don't be greedy

[Anonymous No.52785348]

>>52785303
it doesnt matter. china opening for real this time would be a bump, an excuse to rally but unsustainable. The crab is still here, today in green

[Anonymous No.52785358]

>>52785292
Yeah, but world basocally runs two crude markets now and IIRC China has hoarded crude since early COVID days. Combine that with almost eternal lockdown and they might be fine for relatively long time.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the upcoming OPEC+ "emergency" cut pushes prices even lower.

[Anonymous No.52785365]

I think we pump on PPI friday and CPI tuesday. FOMC I don't know.

[Anonymous No.52785412]

shit n piss could possibly retest 4100 if PPI/CPI push us up, beware bobros

[Anonymous No.52785414]

>>52785303
>nigger
uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.52785418]

>>52785414
are you trolling outside of /b/?

[Anonymous No.52785424]

If tomorrow PPI comes slightly hotter than priced in, yields will poomp, right?

[Anonymous No.52785443]

>>52785418
are you?

[Anonymous No.52785468]

Sorry bobo, 38 mins til another green dildo gets shoved up that ass

[Anonymous No.52785501]

Hello frens. How would I combine my passion for pic related and investing? Is there a pony related ETF or should I just buy HAS?

[Anonymous No.52785533]

>>52785365
Santa rally until EOY, then capitulation and massive dump

[Anonymous No.52785630]

>>52785424
Uh, no. They'll dump along with the market.
PPI is not coming in hotter than expected, so don't plan on it.

[Anonymous No.52785645]

>80 trillion "blind spot"
>it is 999 million + 1 more million to make one billion.
>It's 999 billion + 1 more billion to make 1 trillion.
>80 of those trillions are floating around and cannot be accounted for.
If you had 1% of 1% of 1% of that, you could retire right now with money to spare.

[Anonymous No.52785658]

>>52785645
shoo shoo msm drone

[Anonymous No.52785688]

>>52785645
I'm sure it's just a small accounting error goyim. We won't allow full audits, that's blatantly ANTISEMITIC, but we'll look into it and get right back to ya

[Anonymous No.52785750]

>>52785630
>PPI is not coming in hotter than expected
What makes you say that, what do you know that the market doesn't also know?

[Anonymous No.52785762]

oh no, not like this

[Anonymous No.52785770]

>>52785750
there are obviously leaks. Insider trading is only insider trading if you get caught

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52785773]

those call options i bought on that SPDR S&P 500 trust ETF thing look like they're going to be trading for more than I paid for them yesterday

[Anonymous No.52785781]

Jobs data 2 mins... Gap up open?

[Anonymous No.52785784]

>>52785773
How many you buy?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52785794]

>>52785784
i bought 10 contracts for a total of $1790

[Anonymous No.52785799]

>>52785645
Cool it with the anti-semitism.

[Anonymous No.52785806]

Big brain here - what is being missed is the impact that slight volume decreases will have on profit margins and cash flow of mega cap companies. Margins have been negative or razor thin for years, in 2020-2021 big retailers started paying way more for labor jobs than what was feasible. This was okay because rates were low and cash flow high.

The problem is that the wage hikes can’t be reversed and each year the peasants want more money. The more you pay peasants the more the next caste desires etc.

The compression this drove squeezed the last chances for profitability from retailers as they now have higher freight costs as well.

Oh yeah - don’t forget the increased theft and shrink losses. Hard to offset low margin and high shrink with increased wages and decreased volume.

[Anonymous No.52785812]

He's coming home bros. Bullish or bearish? I think bullish

[Anonymous No.52785820]

>>52785781
little reaction overall though they came in worse than expected

[Anonymous No.52785821]

>>52785781
>TQQQ +1.6% already
Neon green today

[Anonymous No.52785828]

>>52785820
isn't this good? why aren't we pumping

[Anonymous No.52785829]

>>52785812
bullish for nigger gibs

[Anonymous No.52785834]

Yea wagies lose your jobs!

[Anonymous No.52785850]

>>52785794
Nice, for today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52785851]

>>52785828
never mind, its pumping now

[Anonymous No.52785854]

My oil shorts….

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52785858]

>>52785812
Leave it to Biden to get us involved in another sweet heart deal with Russia. Who the fuck told him that one white man is worth the same as some lesbian nigger?

[Anonymous No.52785861]

give me a nice santa rally mumu, I want a good entry for my shorts

[Anonymous No.52785866]

fuck, so much for a thursday crash. now i wont make profit on my shorts. wrap it up bobros, here comes the pump.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52785888]

>>52785850
These expire on the nineth, but I will probably sell them at the open to purchase something else, like put options, or cocaine.

[Anonymous No.52785889]

>>52785812
>Viktor Anatolyevich Bout is a Russian arms dealer. An entrepreneur and former Soviet military translator, he used his multiple air transport companies to smuggle weapons since the collapse of the Soviet Union from Eastern Europe to Africa and the Middle East during the 1990s and early 2000s

Was it worth it lesbian basketball enjoyers?

[Anonymous No.52785890]

>>52785851
never mind, its dumping now

[Anonymous No.52785907]

>>52785890
you can still close your shorts

[Anonymous No.52785908]

>>52785889
Horrible trade, we at least needed a first round draft pick too

[Anonymous No.52785923]

did some news event start pumping oil, or is this a response to the vicious dumping? 4% is a lot for an upswing

[Anonymous No.52785924]

>>52785889
>Anatolyevich
Isn't this the guy Lord of War is based off of? So they traded Nicholas Cage for a basketball player?

[Anonymous No.52785933]

>>52785889
it's real lmaooooooooooooooooo
his expression says it all

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52785934]

>>52785924
It was a bad trade.

[Anonymous No.52785941]

>>52785907
no, I'm going down with this ship and taking you with me

[Anonymous No.52785954]

>>52785501
lmao

[Anonymous No.52785955]

TLT sisters we lost...

[Anonymous No.52785976]

>>52785941
only betting on one side?

[Anonymous No.52785988]

>>52785828
>>52785834
Yea.
This is bullish

[Anonymous No.52785989]

>>52785955
>tfw I sold my TLT yesterday morning, and bought VDE
UMBOUTAKUMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.52786001]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52786003]

>>52785889
type "biden fleeced" into twitter to see black people making fun of the awful trade

[Anonymous No.52786010]

>>52785988
dxy is still bouncing on its support. not for long

[Anonymous No.52786023]

>>52786003
>NBA Twitter is leaking into global politics

[Anonymous No.52786030]

we still have a chance bobos.

[Anonymous No.52786042]

I missed the o Leary dragging on CNPC. But i like Joe in the mornings, he gives the ADL spokesman Greenblatt some shit about advocating for the censorship of free speech with the Twitter debacle

[Anonymous No.52786053]

>>52785889
it's unreal how much of a fucking joke this country has become

[Anonymous No.52786068]

technically speaking, isnt what the FED has been doing the past 3 years market manipulation? I mean fucking with interest rates and QE are THE market movers, everything else is irrelevant.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52786073]

>>52786053
We should have kept the arms dealer and traded Zalinski for her.

[Anonymous No.52786092]

is this a healthy market?

[Anonymous No.52786100]

>>52786068
But they're inherent parts of the market. So it cannot be considered manipulation, as everyone knows what they do.
"Don't fight The F.E.D"
>>52786073
Why do you purposely spell words/names wrong? Also, that isn't very /smg/ of you to say. One would call that an *REDACTED* post...

[Anonymous No.52786102]

How hard is oil pumping? I’m afraid to check, I went 85% of my portfolio shorting oil after it broke downward resistance yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52786107]

>>52786102
WTI up 3.4%

[Anonymous No.52786108]

OIL

[Anonymous No.52786111]

>>52783359
I have a good feeling oil chads

[Anonymous No.52786114]

>>52786100
its obviously a character. Anybody that isnt glowing should filter it

[Anonymous No.52786119]

>>52785889
Viktor did nothing wrong. Neither did the reverse tranny.

[Anonymous No.52786128]

>>52786102
That's what you get for being a TA nerd. Markets don't care about your chart patterns.

[Anonymous No.52786153]

since when is /smg/ so slow?

[Anonymous No.52786154]

>after it broke downward resistance yesterday

[Anonymous No.52786158]

>>52786153
since bobos are about to get heemed today.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52786161]

>>52786119
and neither did Hitler, simple as

[Anonymous No.52786162]

>>52786111
>oil chads
*takes out really long straw*
>>52786114
>its obviously a character
Ya, no shit. But why? We're not worth policing.
>>52786119
Didn't she try to sneak vape pens into Russia? While I agree that FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, it seems like a nothingburger. But it is clearly very against the law, in Russia. The baller knew that.
>>52786153
Probably lack of bobo screaming

[Anonymous No.52786166]

>>52786153
why send shills and shitposters if they get filtered and banned anyway

[Anonymous No.52786171]

>>52786162
attention whoring, insider joke, doesnt matter, its obvious and its filtered

[Anonymous No.52786175]

>NEW NEW NEW
>>52783096
>>52783096
>>52783096
>NEW NEW NEW
>>52783096
>>52783096
>>52783096

[Anonymous No.52786181]

>>52786153
tourists and poors left

[Anonymous No.52786183]

>>52786119
It was correct for them to imprison a ugly nigger dyke on that basis alone

[Anonymous No.52786203]

>>52786161
He will live forever in our hearts, brah.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52786208]

>>52786175
too soon faggot

[Anonymous No.52786230]

>>52786208
Look at where it links kek

[Anonymous No.52786240]

>>52786208
Haha you got rused.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52786246]

>>52786230
it's fucking like 40 posts too soon faggot, i'm staying here.

[Anonymous No.52786252]

>>52786175
Kek baggie, you're never getting your money back. Enjoy your gamestonk NFT.

[Anonymous No.52786261]

might be a short lived rally then back to dumping.

[Anonymous No.52786262]

Bros why are futures rolling over? When new ATH?

[Anonymous No.52786266]

>>52786153

[Anonymous No.52786276]

>>52786261
We gonna have a santa rally till end of year

[Anonymous No.52786286]

>>52786276
according to astrology its supposed to dump today.

[Anonymous No.52786293]

>>52786246
Hey you calm down

[Anonymous No.52786294]

What are we buying?

[Anonymous No.52786297]

>>52781174
>cat person
Never met a cat person that didn't have something wrong with the fibre of their bean.

[Anonymous No.52786305]

>>52786286
There is precedence for the market to dump 6days in a row
We are due for a rebound

[Anonymous No.52786306]

>>52786153
90% of all submachine gun posts are spastics crying about their grandma baking cookies before dinner

[Anonymous No.52786319]

>>52785888
I wish I could find some blow. Only person I know is my baby mama and she's a heroin addict so she is super shady and unreliable

[Anonymous No.52786326]

NEXT BEFORE OPEN

>>52786318
>>52786318
>>52786318

[Anonymous No.52786337]

>>52786326
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.52786339]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52786475]

>>52786326
too early, fuck off
requesting anons to report this tranny bot