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[Anonymous No.52780030]

Leemon Baird's sexual fetishes are quite strange,
He dreams of dumping HBAR on bag holders of low IQ range.
He likes to sniff the feet of Zenobia with glee,
His fantasies are wild and far from meek.

Leemon Baird's sexual fetishes are not for the faint of heart,
He likes to have wild sex with an abacus to start.
His fantasies are wild, but he doesn't mind,
He loves to play with numbers in his own special way, so sublime.

[Anonymous No.52780216]

>>52780030
Leemon Baird, a man of great mind
His intelligence, one of a kind
His thoughts so sharp, they cut like a knife
But his sexual fantasies, oh, what a sight!

In his mind, he conjures strange delights
Of intricate acts, both wrong and right
He knows not shame, he knows not fear
For Leemon Baird has no limits, it seems, my dear.

[Anonymous No.52780226]

>>52780030
this is now a poetry board. op and his fellow jeets have taken over. sell everything.

[Anonymous No.52780254]

>>52780030
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.

Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.

I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.

[Anonymous No.52780396]

25 wives in the lake tonight
Raw bark in the water of the marble shrine
25 snakes pour out your eyes
Yeah, the ice picks cumming on the marble shrine
25 wives in the lake tonight
Raw bark in the water of the marble shrine
25 snakes pour out your eyes
Yeah, the ice picks cumming, cumming tonight
25 wives in the lake tonight
Raw bark in the water of the marble shrine
25 snakes pour out your eyes
Yeah, the ice picks cumming on the marble shrine
25 wives in the lake tonight
Raw bark in the water of the marble shrine
25 snakes pour out your eyes
25 snakes are drowning
Drowning

[Anonymous No.52780503]

Woo, are we movin' too slow?
Have you seen us
Uncle Remus
We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)
Unless we get sprayed with a hose
It ain't bad in the day
If they squirt it your way
'Cept in the winter, when it's froze
An' it's hard if it hits
On yer nose
(On yer nose)
Just keep yer nose
(Keep yer nose)
To the grindstone, they say
Will that redeem us
(Will redeem us)
Uncle Remus
(Uncle Remus)
I can't wait till my Fro is full-grown
I'll just throw 'way my Doo-Rag at home
(What was that?)
I'll go to Beverly Hills
Just before dawn
An' knock those little jockeys
Off the rich people's lawn
An' before they get up
I'll be gone, I'll be gone

[Anonymous No.52780644]

>>52780254
Anicent bag holders itt

[Anonymous No.52781004]

>>52780030
That fucking face man.. He's either a holy saint of genius or a devious two-bit scammer out for everything you've got. No in between, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.52781608]

>>52780030
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/former-government-finance-leaders-executive-190100405.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr

Ummmm hbros??? I think we made it

[Anonymous No.52781675]

>>52780030
I heard leemon loves to be farted on by Mance. Like directly into the face, he smiles the same way as your picture. I first I thought it was kinda strange, but it turns out it gets worse. All Hbar holders have to watch leemon get farted on for him to fully orgasm. This is the main reason for the dumping.

[Anonymous No.52781676]

i still have no idea how users fall for his bullshit when hedera still has no utilities whatsoever, especially compared to polygon that’s powering over 53k dapps

[Anonymous No.52781834]

>>52781004
His physiognomy looks virtuous to me. Of course, I have a big soft spot for weird looking dorks and tend to believe they have a good heart. I don't even hold any HBAR, but just instinctively like the guy.

[Anonymous No.52783676]

>0.0.2743843, your carbon credit balance has fallen below zero. A 2/3 majority of all council members voted to reduce you existence’s carbon footprint to zero. In accordance with the COP28 protocol you will be executed by 0:00 UTC. Your staked 24.5427 HBAR (3,264,900 Legacy USD) will be distributed to eligible non profits by their ESG score?

>Hello Future

[Anonymous No.52783775]

>>52780030
>Hedera
But every serious crypto project already moved to Ethereum/Polygon.

[Anonymous No.52784396]

>>52780644
I shit you not thet is the most practical explanation. Literal shitcoin bagholders chiseled out their shitcoin and were made mystical and sacred even in modern times after 9000 rugpulls.

[Anonymous No.52785538]

>>52780644
WTFWT AN ANCIENT CUNEIFORM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.52785569]

[Anonymous No.52785625]

I'm sorry Leemon-sama...I haven't been buying HBAR recently. Forgive me

[Anonymous No.52787452]

I can't stop buying more Hbar and Sauce. I work to be able to buy more so that in 5 years i'll never have to work again.

[Anonymous No.52787464]

>>52781608
>Hedera hires 2 literally who minority women
Wow big news

[Anonymous No.52788138]

>>52785538

[Anonymous No.52788394]

was it all just a dream hbros?

[Anonymous No.52788877]

>>52780030
>Leemon Baird's sexual fetishes are quite strange,
>He dreams of dumping HBAR on bag holders of low IQ range.
>He likes to sniff the feet of Zenobia with glee,
>His fantasies are wild and far from meek.
>Leemon Baird's sexual fetishes are not for the faint of heart,
>He likes to have wild sex with an abacus to start.
>His fantasies are wild, but he doesn't mind,
>He loves to play with numbers in his own special way, so sublime.

[Anonymous No.52788924]

>>52781004
100% looks like a men in black alien wearing a human skin suit.

[Anonymous No.52789086]

https://mobile.twitter.com/hedera/status/1600535620161458176

>Random Number Generation (RNG) is crucial functionality in #Web3

So Lucky devs, Blackjack soon??

[Anonymous No.52789398]

>>52787464
>Rubin previously contributed to the global policy team at Meta, led the international energy division of Tetra Tech and lobbied on cybersecurity for the Information Technology Industry Council. Her government experience includes serving as the director for international finance at the National Security Council, and as a senior aide at both the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

Nigger you are the literal who here not her

[Anonymous No.52790111]

>>52780030
lemon beard cunny sir

[Anonymous No.52790921]

>>52789086
can I make hbar poker?

[Anonymous No.52791105]

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