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[Anonymous No.52776616]

>job is requiring me to get DoD secret clearance
wtf does this even mean

[Anonymous No.52776647]

>>52776616

It’s not really a big deal, helps a bit with job security

[Anonymous No.52776792]

>>52776647
So they aren't going to try and fuck me over?

[Anonymous No.52776811]

>>52776616
You are on the glowing path and you can never do drugs again

[Anonymous No.52776820]

>>52776616
They're going to run a specialized background check on you to assess your social and financial status, likely because you'll be coming into contact with confidential or sensitive material. They want to make sure that you won't be inclined towards or susceptible to anti-state activity such as disseminating that material in an unauthorized fashion.

Of course, if you're applying for a clearance you should... probably research what it is. The steps of the process and the reasons for having them are clearly documented.

I'd suggest you don't go to Wikileaks from now on, lol.

[Anonymous No.52776825]

>>52776616
Enjoy the polygraph test, hope you didn't do any fucked up shit as a kid and still have it back in your subconscious because they ask deeply personal and often bizzare questions (Have you ever engaged in bestiality etc).
T. TS Sec Hodler

[Anonymous No.52776835]

>>52776616
just secret or TS/SCI?

[Anonymous No.52776860]

>>52776811
Oh, shit, I forgot about the drug thing. They definitely ask about investments, too. IIRC once you sign that SF-312 they can prosecute you for publicly speaking about classified shit even if you no longer have the job. For, like... the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.52776881]

>>52776825
Polygraph is only TS/SCI I thought.

[Anonymous No.52776901]

>>52776811
>>52776860
So I shouldn't do it?
>>52776835
Just Secret

[Anonymous No.52776907]

>>52776616
>>52776825
>Have you ever engaged in bestiality etc

You should answer yes to those kind of, so they have more dirt on you; therefore making you a more valuable and loyal asset cause they know you won't do shit like >>52776820 and selling or stealing sensitive information.

[Anonymous No.52776966]

>>52776881
Yea you're right, I just like fucking with Off topic OP's. For a standard secret clearance it's mostly just a criminal, financial and major life events background check (filed for bankruptcy, undergoing divorce, been incarcerated etc)

[Anonymous No.52776978]

>>52776616
It's a golden ticket. No, really. You see, it's a very special barrier to entry because you literally can't get one unless you're sponsored by a company. And, it gives you access to thousands of jobs that go unfilled every year because whoever it is doesn't want the hassle or paperwork of getting someone a clearance, so they say >secret clearance only
It's just another feminized credentialism for women and minorities to try and protect themselves from getting outworked in a meritocracy

[Anonymous No.52777001]

>>52776811
on the bright side you can sell them to black people

[Anonymous No.52777029]

>>52776901
That's a you decision. The main trouble is if you come into contact with classified material and disseminate it without authorization. You can get into legal or criminal trouble for that. If you trust yourself not to do that kind of thing knowingly, it's not that big of a deal. If you apply for the clearance and they reject you, you lose the job, that's it. It's not like they're opening a criminal investigation into you or something.
But again you should be looking this info up yourself and asking whoever manages the process for your company whatever questions you may have. We're just idiots on a cat brushing enthusiast imageboard.

[Anonymous No.52777049]

>anon gets taken to "the room" in the basement in the pentagon
>is shown the portal where the bogdanoffs speak through and discuss their market plans
>is told the truth about bitcoin and satoshi
>cannot tell his experience outside the clearance list else they trigger the nanomachines killswitch

You will learn beyond the "rundown"

[Anonymous No.52777073]

>>52776978
Well, now I've got a question. How helpful is it if you've previously had a clearance but were fired from the job you had it with? I know it expires after like 2 years and you have to go through the process again, but does it increase the likelihood of a new job saying, "Let's just do it."?

[Anonymous No.52777100]

>>52777073
No, if you were fired from that position and lost your clearance that will be taken as a red flag

[Anonymous No.52777165]

>>52776616
>zog contractor
dropped

[Anonymous No.52777393]

>>52777100
Aw. It wasn't for cause, though. I was able to get unemployment. Does that change anything? (The reason was trivial.)

[Anonymous No.52777460]

>>52776616
It means it’s an easy clearance to get. You’re going to fill out form sf86, don’t lie on it and be 100% honest about everything. Then someone from OPM is going to interview you and a bunch and family, friends, and neighbors. Anything you lie about will come out so again, don’t lie. The lie is worse than the actual act. Other than that once you get your clearance, stay sober, don’t do drugs, be a law abiding citizen, just don’t fuckup and congrats you will have a clearance which is useful in finding new jobs that pay slightly better which require clearances since many jobs don’t want to wait for new hires to get cleared. You might also be able to move up to a TS if the work you do requires it, which is even more sought after. I’ve been working in this world for more than 20 years, it’s not bad as long as you can follow rules and the law.

[Anonymous No.52777469]

>>52777393
While it's certainly a red flag, that doesn't mean it's a deal breaker. That would depend entirely on the details of your termination, the level of access you are re-applying for and if it affects your precieved "reliability"

[Anonymous No.52777470]

>>52776616
it means you're going to help them kill a lot of arabs and god is going to send you to hell for breaking the 6th commandment

[Anonymous No.52777574]

>>52777470
This
Please OP remember Mark 8:36 and run

[Anonymous No.52777629]

DONT LIE ON YOUR SF86

t. had a DoD clearance for 10 years

[Anonymous No.52777709]

For any glowies here that are reading this , i just wanted to confirm that you being on this website long enough , the ultimate question is.
Is it the Jews?

[Anonymous No.52777710]

>>52777460
>Then someone from OPM is going to interview you and a bunch and family, friends, and neighbors.
wtf is this Stasi tier shit

[Anonymous No.52777764]

>>52777710
It’s voluntary retard, you don’t have to take the job and this won’t get the clearance. It’s to make sure the applicant isn’t a lying criminal nigger who’s going to take classified documents and sell them or something.

[Anonymous No.52777784]

>>52777710
You’re literally handling classified govt info bro, why are you surprised

[Anonymous No.52777841]

>hello anon, welcome to the testing facility. Now that you’re set up here’s the first question: how do you spend your time online?

[Anonymous No.52777870]

>>52776616
Are you even clearable as a dog posting degenerate? They're going to find all of your black dick folders and pictures of Hitler doing nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.52777872]

so many NoVA bros ITT

[Anonymous No.52777890]

>>52777872
I’m posting comfy from my glownigger suburban home in Fairfax county .

[Anonymous No.52777907]

>>52777890
Hoodbridge here, fellow glowie

[Anonymous No.52778565]

>>52777872
>NoVA
I'm allergic to traffic and housing inflation. MD gang.
>Virgins forever seething that we have the NSA.

[Anonymous No.52778597]

>>52776825
I have a polygraph in April do they ask a lot of sexual stuff? Need specifics I'm sweating

[Anonymous No.52778644]

>>52776616
Secret clearance is nothing - you get it for pretty much every military job. It's just credit, criminal and DMV check. TS is a whole different beast.

[Anonymous No.52778657]

>>52778597
There are two types, counter intelligence poly and lifestyle poly, there is a third that combined both. The counter Intel is mostly asking questions about the people you associate with and any foreigners you know. The lifestyle will be open to anything in your life, including sexual questions

[Anonymous No.52778665]

>>52777890
>>52777907
Hey glowies.
You're gonna die.

[Anonymous No.52778670]

>>52776616
It means you will have the epitome of a do nothing high paying govt job that you can't get fired from.

[Anonymous No.52778701]

>>52778597
> magical box that that can read your thoughts and intentions
> not admissible in a court of law
Think real hard about whether or not you should be concerned or not about a poly, or if maybe there is some other purpose for these things

[Anonymous No.52778752]

>>52778657
It's full scope. Don't really have anything to hide just curious

[Anonymous No.52778812]

>>52778752
They’re going to ask a lot of personal and sexual questions. It’s normal, just answer honestly. Remember that the lie is worse than the actual act in most cases.

[Anonymous No.52778960]

>>52776616
They're going to chew you up and spit you out and complain that you don't work anymore

[Anonymous No.52778996]

>>52777709
i just get told to do by a higher-up and well established system of white dudes/diversity. you need to be at the very top to know whos actually in charge

[Anonymous No.52779012]

>>52778996
All the glowies ITT prove how much I was right about this compromised board, and you're all going to hell in less than a year, I hope you find your place with GOD because he's alive and walking on the same grass you do.

[Anonymous No.52779157]

>>52776616
im a copier technician at an office that works on secure grounds. I have DOD clearance anon, it sound cooler than it is.

[Anonymous No.52779268]

TS/SCI
A lot of jobs in DC will open their butts for your penis once you have it, a good thing to have. It's like being an honorary glownigger.

[Anonymous No.52779284]

>>52776792
No retard, once you have it it's another credential that can get you jobs/separate you from the chaff of desperate zoomers.

[Anonymous No.52779332]

>>52776616
are you going working on UFOs?

[Anonymous No.52779349]

>>52776616
Means a background check, an in depth one. Look up SF-86 because you'll be filling it out and it takes fucking forever.

[Anonymous No.52779606]

>>52778644
Correct, there are literally millions of them among us. To include every enlistee and reservist

[Anonymous No.52779701]

unironical glowniggers ITT
>and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.52779727]

>>52776881
Polygraph is only TS/SCI with polygraph. I had a TS/SCI a while back and never got polygraphed. You only need the poly if you're going to be read into programs that require it.

[Anonymous No.52779737]

>>52779727
do glow agencies polygraph?

[Anonymous No.52779751]

>>52779737
Every Intel agency does if you are going to be viewing classified material. Nsa, fbi, cia, anything involving the white house, etc

[Anonymous No.52779754]

>>52778565

Why is every single fucking girl on Tinder in MD or DC…

>t. NOVAcel

[Anonymous No.52779761]

>>52779737
it depends on the clearance level you have

[Anonymous No.52779764]

>>52776616
Security clearance is needed to determine your ability to keep a secret, and how easily you could be blackmailed

[Anonymous No.52779769]

>>52778565
>MD driver

[Anonymous No.52779779]

>>52776616
depends on the clearance level desu. top secret or compartmented means you're going to have spooks listening in on your phone calls. lower level clearance not so big a deal though.

[Anonymous No.52779794]

>>52776616
You will meet ALIENS dude

[Anonymous No.52779878]

>>52776907
haha lol. yes, i'd just answer yes to everything cause then i'll be the most valuable asset but if they actually try to blackmail me they'll be fishing in the dark lol.
glowies are ridiculous. like what kind of human would subject themselves to such dehumanizing bullshit just to serve a bunch of greedy beady eyed vampires in exchange for a few sparkling totally real coins?

[Anonymous No.52779913]

>>52776907
>>52779878
It’s the feds, if they want dirt on you it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. They’ll just make it up and you’ll be fucked either way.

[Anonymous No.52780397]

>>52779606
>To include
Including

[Anonymous No.52780446]

>>52776978
Dumb post back to pol you go

[Anonymous No.52780638]

>>52776616
I was asked to get one for my job a couple years ago. I said fuck that and found a new job
>>52776811
>>52776907
>>52777165
>>52777470
>>52777574
(Glow ID)
>>52777841
>>52778665
>>52778701
>>52778960
Exactly. OP do you really want glowniggers up your ass for the rest of your life to make sure you stay on the path that Satan chose for you? And do you really want “job security” in a field that will cut you off like it’s nothing if you don’t inject mRNA?

[Anonymous No.52780680]

>>52779754
NoVA shorties are all married tradwives. Or live with their parents because they're priced out.
>>52779769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwyPsUd9LAk
(I recognize the irony of reactionvideoing with an artist from VA Beach)

[Anonymous No.52782669]

>>52776616
bullish af, you might even wake up in a field with missing time and come to realise you spent 20 years as a slave working in the secret space program with nothing but a torn ass hole and memories that aren't yours to show for it

[Anonymous No.52782711]

get ready to caught up a few grand for it. I know someone who paid 10k.