/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52776315]

>Risk management
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>Educational sites
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data
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>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52774582

[Anonymous No.52776334]

That's a man.

[Anonymous No.52776337]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52776346]

Post some 300 IQ bigbrain trade ideas

[Anonymous No.52776347]

Death to wagie employment, the NEETDAQ must pump.

[Anonymous No.52776350]

Have we started the dump?

[Anonymous No.52776353]

I'm so tired of niggers and kikes

[Anonymous No.52776365]

>>52776346
Theta gang Theta gang Theta gang Theta gang Theta gang Theta gang Theta gang Theta gang

[Anonymous No.52776367]

>>52776326
This is another of private investors only funds which is limiting withdraws. Sounds to me like the company is booking HEAVY losses as said Asian investors pull out because they overmarked their underlying assets values.

[Anonymous No.52776380]

>>52776346
don't fight the Fed

[Anonymous No.52776390]

>>52776315
i would jump on her like a chimpanzee, tear that suit right off, and fuck her like a gorilla if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.52776399]

Is it too normal for your heart rate to spike just from shifting in your seat? I’m starting to think my body is decaying from me spending so much time sitting still in front of the computer..

[Anonymous No.52776401]

>>52776380
What does the Fed want though?

[Anonymous No.52776413]

>>52776399
Post body

[Anonymous No.52776417]

>>52776315
How did you all do today? My AMZN shorts got btfo today

[Anonymous No.52776426]

>>52776315
Code?

[Anonymous No.52776440]

Oversold oscillator retracement day. Tomorrow it could go up, or it go do down. It might go sideways 1 more day too.

[Anonymous No.52776450]

I finished the day up .74%

[Anonymous No.52776455]

>>52776346
USO 70c for January. Guaranteed 2x, they don't keep USO under 70 for long.

[Anonymous No.52776459]

>>52776440
Thank you, Magic 8 Ball anon.

[Anonymous No.52776468]

>>52776417
stop loss triggered, take profit triggered, 3% which could have been 5%. not complaining about gains

[Anonymous No.52776477]

so unemployment down would be bearish and unemployment up is bullish, correct?

[Anonymous No.52776484]

+1.59%

[Anonymous No.52776485]

>280M market cap
>gym, right before holidays so low but will boom come early next year/spring
>touched $3.60 weeks ago
>70M in annual revenue in a bad year
Hop in boys, we’re going to $6

[Anonymous No.52776496]

Any real bobro is eating lots of quality salmon this week to celebrate idiot bulls giving us sub 20 vix buy ins

[Anonymous No.52776501]

>>52776477
Yes, but keep in mind the economy is now retarded Calvinball and nobody knows what the fuck is happening.

[Anonymous No.52776509]

is "paying for theta" a meme when scalping? I started the year with short dated options and have since moved out further to 20-30 DTEs but when those longer dated ones move -40% against you its too expensive to martingale without taking on a ton of additional risk in the form of deploying more capital at a losing position. So I go for weeks at a time scalping $0.10 per contract successfully only to get wiped out with one bad play (whether i get shaken out prematurely or i rightfully take the loss is irrelevant). My thinking with the short dated options is the cheaper premium keeps the maximum loss small in comparison to the 20 DTEs, can still get 200-300 deltas long or short with a 50 delta position (so they swing the same way for scalping purposes) and the theta decay on the 0 DTEs will act as a sort of natural stop loss. Less incentive to martingale a loser vs realizing the loss and flipping to the correct side. I dont have the discipline or mental strength to always be holding -20% positions that dont expire for 20 more days when algos can push this thing either way instantly. I can stand to lose $200, I cant stand to lose $2000 plus over and over again wiping out green days and weeks. Risking $5k for a $20 scalp just isnt the play for me, but i also dont know how to let winners ride, im out at first sign of green

[Anonymous No.52776532]

>>52776380
anyone not fighting the fed has missed out on great gains lately

[Anonymous No.52776534]

>>52776477
Funny enough at this juncture it’s a fucking coinflip. Fed wants higher which would be bullish so we can stop the hikes, but also the bond market is saying the hikes are stopping anyway. I think we’ve gone full loop and it’s bearish.

[Anonymous No.52776547]

>>52776509
You pay extra for the leverage of lower DTE. It just depends why you want shorter moves instead of longer trends.

[Anonymous No.52776561]

>>52776509
reduce risk and pressure by reducing position. you can deal with 20 dillar and 200 dollar loses.
>5k for 20 scalp
that is retarded

[Anonymous No.52776564]

SAVA. Lol.

[Anonymous No.52776577]

>>52776426
PRBY-039

>>52776401
picrel

[Anonymous No.52776581]

>>52776417
+2.8%, my lumber futures did well and I sold them.

>>52776346
Shorting VIX futures long term to get monthly contango gains at rollover
Buying agricultural commodity futures low, selling them higher

[Anonymous No.52776594]

>>52776417
My son's stocks came out mostly ahead (pic is per share, S&P longs), about +$35. Sour hour took it down from about +$60.

I made a thinkorswim paper trade SPY put last night that I suppose went through this morning and I closed at an imaginary +$82 around noon. It could have done slightly better a little later.

[Anonymous No.52776609]

>>52776564
why does it smell like curry all of a sudden?
why do i have a sudden urge to shoot up an indian marketplace?

[Anonymous No.52776614]

>>52776534
Rates can still go up during stagflation.

[Anonymous No.52776615]

>TMF
based direxion

[Anonymous No.52776633]

>>52776609

[Anonymous No.52776639]

Any good "recession resistant" stocks like General Mills and UNH. I dunno if we hit bottom yet so I don't want to put into the more "normal" stocks yet

[Anonymous No.52776643]

>>52776609
>why does it smell like curry all of a sudden?
Because I am eating dosa (fermented rice crepe that tastes like fried sourdough) with sambar ( spiced tomato soup with other veggies) and coconut chutney
>why do i have a sudden urge to shoot up an indian marketplace?
White American culture.

[Anonymous No.52776651]

>>52776614
No, they can’t. It’s actually against the law to raise rates that much after the 80s.

[Anonymous No.52776655]

>>52776594
Just tell me what options paper trade you wanna do and if I like it I'll do it and post it, then you can live vicariously through me fren

[Anonymous No.52776663]

>>52776609
>>52776643
just heated up a bag of 1 minute ginger curry in a pouch, sorry. mixed it with chicken, brussel sprouts and sweet potatoes.

[Anonymous No.52776676]

Unironic question for options/volatility fags: has the outperformance of IV generally moved from the back months to the front month?

Almost all year, my long puts can’t seem to catch a volatility bid on the back months. I presume the influx of volume on the front month has something to do with this.

[Anonymous No.52776679]

>>52776477
Both are bearish. Unemployment down means the Fed will hike rates higher. Unemployment up means we're heading into a recession. No matter what the market will dump

[Anonymous No.52776691]

>>52776315
it's her urine in the glass, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.52776695]

>>52776663
Seems a bit too healthy for my taste. Needs some goyslop.

[Anonymous No.52776697]

>>52776663
Sweat potatoes = puke emoji. Just use regular potatoes that aren't orange and weird looking inside

[Anonymous No.52776698]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.52776706]

>>52776639
Just buy treasury bills and wait it out with free money

[Anonymous No.52776713]

Hikes rhymes with....

Coincidence?

[Anonymous No.52776716]

>>52776561
>that is retarded
that is what i am realizing now that the same thing has happened a few times to me now. Most days I am able to successfully scalp a couple hundred in profit, so even taking the occasional 100% loss on a 0 DTE play (assuming i didnt already sell for a loss sooner) wouldnt kill me. When I first started with the shorter dated ones I was doing irresponsible naked short strangles maxing my margin at every opportunity. I feel like going long 3 contracts max for a max position size of $300 and looking for $0.10 to $0.20 per contract on that is a lot more reasonable than the $800 contracts I have been playing with 30 days out trying to accomplish the same thing. The mental toll it has taken on me holding losers for multiple days is not a long term strategy, even if most of the time I am able to hold through the adversity into green or breakeven. Key word most of the time. It's that one time a month where i am just flat out wrong but still throw money at the position that I want to get away from. For better or worse 0 DTEs limit that as long as I stick to my max position size (which shouldnt really matter if im just trying to scalp 10 cents a contract)

[Anonymous No.52776718]

>>52776697
You're a fag. sweet potatoes have a ton of flavor and lots of utility. They are great when fried. Also have way, way more nutrients than regular potatoes.

I always try to get a wide variety of sweet potatoes/ yams from the store so that my carb sources are varied

[Anonymous No.52776719]

>>52776353
We all are bro, we all are

[Anonymous No.52776727]

>The Canada 10Y Government Bond has a 2.770% yield.
>10 Years vs 2 Years bond spread is -104 bp.
>Central Bank Rate is 4.25% (last modification in December 2022).

>The United States 10Y Government Bond has a 3.415% yield.
>10 Years vs 2 Years bond spread is -84.1 bp.
>Central Bank Rate is 4.00% (last modification in November 2022).

Canada is pricing in a fucking disaster

[Anonymous No.52776742]

>>52776713
Rhymes With what?

[Anonymous No.52776746]

>>52776639
mcd, kr, pm, and bud. I wouldn't buy any of them now, but once the market shits itself hard enough. Big tech crap will be the last to recover.

[Anonymous No.52776749]

>>52776698
where were you yesterday

[Anonymous No.52776751]

>>52776713
yes

[Anonymous No.52776762]

>>52776643
damn that actually looks tasty
ok if the 7-11 has any good food i might not shoot them up today, you better warn them
jxn and sci have been great picks i'll give you that

[Anonymous No.52776770]

>>52776751
Gravity is a force that pulls objects towards the earth in a straight line

[Anonymous No.52776771]

>>52776706
>buy treasury bills
I'm retarded, how do I do that?

[Anonymous No.52776773]

>>52776718
Thanksgiving is over bro

[Anonymous No.52776809]

speaking of straight lines we melting up

[Anonymous No.52776818]

You did load up on swbi under 9.50 today, right anon?

[Anonymous No.52776828]

>>52776751
bro thats crazy that a building would just collapse in on itself after getting hit with a plane. Everyone knows that if it was real the plane would have ping ponged off the building with wile e coyote physics. In fact the whole thing has a holographic projection, the entirety of NYC is crisis actors. nobody actually died. It was the nicest false flag in history

[Anonymous No.52776845]

>>52776727
>Canada is pricing in a fucking disaster

When you’re the Saudi Arabia of North America, you only have variable rate mortgages, and the price of oil is going down in anticipation of recession, you have a problem

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52776850]

the GCP Dot is blue as fuck, you guys know what that means? Green as fuck open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52776856]

>>52776727
There's a reason most of my money is in usd.

[Anonymous No.52776859]

>>52776771
The simplest way is to buy an ETF like BIL. BIL holds treasury bonds maturing in 1-3 months, so it's very safe. Right now the yield is around 4% and it'll rise a bit more over the next months.

Some brokerages also give you access to the bond market so you can buy them directly. This is better because you won't pay a fee, but to keep it easy just buy BIL. The dividend arrives on the 7th of each month.

[Anonymous No.52776866]

A SECOND TESLA JUST HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER

[Anonymous No.52776870]

>>52776856
you and me both brother

[Anonymous No.52776877]

I sold the last 3 at the bell. Originally had 12 of them, sold 9 with good profit but way too early. Tomorrow mornings 3 letter report could pooomp or doomp the markets so I cashed these last 3 out. Who's holding overnight? I got spooked out. Good luck fellow degenerates

[Anonymous No.52776883]

>>52776716
> going long 3 contracts max for a max position size of $300 and looking for $0.10 to $0.20 per contract on that is a lot more reasonable than the $800 contracts
absolutely. Nothing wrong with throwing in a high risk play from time to time if you are certain, but experience shows small consistent is what makes the gains. And about trying to save losing positions, I cant think of one instant where I didnt regret adding to a margin or opening more losing positions to average out praying to save the initial fuck up
Cut loses, go into trade with a clear vision and a plan and sticking to the plan

[Anonymous No.52776891]

>>52776828
As a Microsoft Flight Simulator nerd, I'm most skeptical of the ability of these guys to fly an airliner after getting trained in something like a shitbox Cessna. Like scoring that hit on the Pentagon is unreal.

[Anonymous No.52776893]

>>52776762
>jxn and sci have been great picks i'll give you that
>JXN
I do not like that much
>SCI
I do really like this.

Deathcare bros.
Funeral bros.
Let some soulless corporate husk invest dead grandma's money in pre-need trusts bros.

[Anonymous No.52776909]

>>52776577
code seem to be wrong :/

[Anonymous No.52776922]

>>52776762
The reason I do not like JXN that much is because Wall Street is clearly avoiding buying it since insurance company's are required to have statutory capital on hand. In other words, they are literally not able to invest any of their cash they just hoard as an insurance co.

I guess the Street doesn't like that. It's why insurance companies trade at such low P/E multiples

[Anonymous No.52776925]

>>52776891
hey now we don't talk about the pentagon or any of the other buildings, let's keep the discussion to absurd arguments about holograms and melting steel beams

[Anonymous No.52776928]

>>52776698
$1.09
Countdown to delisting begins soon..

[Anonymous No.52776934]

>>52776828
I met an Amerimutt IRL who unironically claimed all this, except the planes landed safely somewhere and all the passenger were executed + he claimed the steel beams were turned to dust using a chemical only known to the Jews.

[Anonymous No.52776956]

>>52776909
that particular one is boring softcore idol shit
not missing much

[Anonymous No.52776958]

>>52776891
Same. My biggest doubt about the veracity of the 9/11 attacks is that the Arabs who did it would not have been able to direct a plane off-course with pinpoint accurancy into two towers and the Pentagon from only training with small Cessnas.

It just doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.52776960]

>>52776925
Very well. I'm also impressed they could work the flight computer to figure out how to get to NYC. Those aren't as simple as using Google Maps.

[Anonymous No.52776962]

I‘m down 5% YTD. How do I cope? I was up 10% at one point

[Anonymous No.52776963]

>>52776315
Tfw you posted my fave jav actress

[Anonymous No.52776965]

>futures

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52776973]

>>52776346
0dte spy puts will be a higher than 1 expected value play from now through february.

[Anonymous No.52776981]

>>52776613
>Honestly this is fucking disheartening.
>Only 500k shares DRS'd from July to October.
>Either there's a mistake or someones been selling
>>52776548
>71.1 million DRS:ed shares as of 2022-07-30
>71.8 million DRS:ed shares as of 2022-10-29

gamestop bagholders are finally learning about diminishing returns and the death of hype, and the impact that has on their stock and drsing. How much longer until they capitulate?

[Anonymous No.52776986]

>>52776958
well they had allah and the jewish god on their side of course

[Anonymous No.52776992]

>>52776877

PPI is Friday you moron. SQQQ probably does another leg up tommorrow.

[Anonymous No.52777004]

>>52776859
So looking at BIL it crashes at the end of each month. So buy it then sell at the end if the month, then buy again?

[Anonymous No.52777021]

>>52776965
haha

[Anonymous No.52777022]

>>52776698
Post your ASMB position

[Anonymous No.52777044]

>>52776986
God isnt real. Let's get serious. How did the Arabs manage to fly the planes with pinpoint accuracy off course.

It doesn't make sense.

Those were massive commercial jets, Boeings.

The terrorists only flew Cessnas in training.

Make it make sense without invoking memes/ religion/anti-semitism.

[Anonymous No.52777054]

>>52776958
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.52777074]

today was the bottom i can feel it!

[Anonymous No.52777082]

I‘m not shadowbanned

[Anonymous No.52777085]

ZIM bros
EXPLAIN NOW

[Anonymous No.52777091]

>>52777074
Cope

[Anonymous No.52777092]

>>52777044
the pilots flew the fucking planes and didn't realize it was a suicide mission until too late.

[Anonymous No.52777093]

>>52777044
I had to watch some faggot on YouTube explain how it all worked, including the things like auto thrust etc. and it still seems like arcane magix. It's also way different in terms of how big your turns are going to be. This is all without overstressing the aircraft too.

[Anonymous No.52777098]

>>52776577
bban-090

[Anonymous No.52777099]

>>52777044
>How did the
ask the guys who bought airline puts right b4 the scripted event.

[Anonymous No.52777105]

>>52777074
top signal.

[Anonymous No.52777104]

>>52776981
I can't even care anymore...GME baggies are just a sad existence.

[Anonymous No.52777121]

>>52776455
(o ) ( o )

[Warlie Bunger !!+spP+Mrujsp No.52777129]

>>52776485
>280M market cap
plus
>183M in liabilities
mostly accrued expenses and debt because:
>constantly losing dozens of millions in business operations
but interest on the debt has to be paid so
>equity dilution
because the receivables are questionable and going from current (paid in one year) to noncurrent (paid later if at all)
I don't think this is a great deal, you're paying about 450M if you adjust for the cash on the balance sheet. What you get in return is a company that is losing money consistently and dilutes shareholders to pay off interest on debt.
Or am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.52777130]

>>52777091
>>52777105
Bobo's cant drop it below 3900, its Joever

[Anonymous No.52777135]

>>52777099
>ask the guys who bought airline puts right b4 the scripted event.
Oh yeah did anyone buy puts / short stock of these airliner companies right before 9/11? Kek

[Anonymous No.52777142]

Why are yields eating shit now?

[Anonymous No.52777156]

>>52777004
The buildup you see reflects the value of the dividend. It drops at the end of each month because it's sending out that value to you in the form of a dividend on the 7th. So you don't need to sell it, just hold it and let the dividends get reinvested.

The reason the chart looks like that is because the price of BIL is very stable. It rarely moves up or down. The only price movement is to reflect the value from the dividend.

You don't have to wait until the beginning of the month to buy. If you buy now you'll get the same dividend but your principal will drop slightly more to reflect that you've held it for fewer days.

[Anonymous No.52777184]

>>52776891
Building 7 is all i have to say

[Anonymous No.52777186]

>>52777142
The bond market is pricing in reduced inflation expectations and it's just beginning to price in a recession

[Anonymous No.52777192]

>>52777121
cute!

[Anonymous No.52777203]

>>52777142
Bond market think Powell is full of shit and a rate cut is incoming. We don’t have mass layoffs yet though, so either they think we’ll get them after Christmas, or something else will break and force Powell’s hand

[Anonymous No.52777211]

>>52777184
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.52777212]

Anyway, what a week, huh, fellas?

[Anonymous No.52777220]

>>52777142
Its healing

[Anonymous No.52777222]

>>52776992
I'm talking about jobless claims. Market could go up or down 1% depends on what it is, and so I took my profits

[Anonymous No.52777230]

>>52777211
IT WAS A SPACE HOLORGRAM OSAMA BIN LADEN IS EVIL FREE IRAQ STOP TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER BUILDINGS YOU FUCCKING NAZI

[Anonymous No.52777232]

>>52777211
Just google wtc building 7 and see for your self.
Pretty cool that you can destroy 3 buildings with 2 planes

[Anonymous No.52777231]

>>52776346
USAC time is coming

[Anonymous No.52777251]

>>52777230

[Anonymous No.52777256]

>bitcoin has identifiable whales that have wallets from when bitcoin was cheap/free
>stock market whales are warren buffett maybe
>has at best a few hundred billion a drop in bucket compared to total derivatives so not really a whale despite being in market for 70 years

Who are the actual whales of wall street? Saudi princes? At best they get to a low trillion. There has to be even bigger whales then them above vanguard even.

[Anonymous No.52777258]

>>52776655
It's all just buy poots on stuff that's going to go down, simple as.

[Anonymous No.52777264]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52777265]

>>52777085
still pays to hold

[Anonymous No.52777268]

>>52777256
AI that likes trolling the humans.

[Anonymous No.52777271]

>>52777232
shout out to the "good" Bid Laden's that live in Boston and are in no way connected with their evil terrorist brother. Wasnt Bill Clinton chillin with those fools, giving weapons and shieeet

[Anonymous No.52777284]

>10Y
what's with yields dying?

[Anonymous No.52777285]

what the fuck is this, this is some next generation crabbing

[Anonymous No.52777291]

Guess my hope for a power hour is doomed. Fuck leafs and their maple bucks

[Anonymous No.52777294]

Now that oil is finished what’s next for commodities?

[Anonymous No.52777304]

>>52777256
cool it with the anti semitism

[Anonymous No.52777307]

>>52777294
Dont say that please

[Anonymous No.52777309]

>>52777271
Dude it's not that uncommon to do business with a Bin Laden. I know we're shitposting rn but my buddy's day job is in real estate trust law and he had to close a deal with one of Bin Laden's relatives (last name was Bin Laden, Riyadh addresses, also they have 9 gorillion relatives).

The Bin Laden clan is honestly pretty big.

[Anonymous No.52777312]

>>52776883
see my problem is I have "bought the correct answer" too many times and now I feel like I can always do it. Which is not the way to be. It's not a strategy. Still paying my tuition i suppose

[Anonymous No.52777317]

anybody here have experience doing interviews after you were fired? what do you even say? I know a lot of places won't confirm more than just the dates you worked there and your job title but I'm still worried.

[Anonymous No.52777323]

>>52776742
Sauce please. This is my ideal woman.

[Anonymous No.52777331]

>>52777317
say you were wrongly terminated during your transition to womanhood

[Anonymous No.52777341]

>>52777156
Okay, so it's just buy and hold? And I just get the dividend at the end of the month?

[Anonymous No.52777347]

>>52777309
>The Bin Laden clan is honestly pretty big.
do the ones in america celebrate thanksgiving and christmas? Everything you said is fine but it just leads me to believe that our own government "did business" with that nigga Osama

[Anonymous No.52777350]

>>52777317
just say you refused to work for a jew and had to step down

[Anonymous No.52777354]

>>52777317
“I did what I could but circumstances beyond my control led to us parting ways”

[Anonymous No.52777364]

>>52777304
I wonder how much the Rothschilds have. Also heard Martin Bormann was absurdly rich

[Anonymous No.52777370]

>>52777317
what did you do to get fired anon?

[Anonymous No.52777372]

>>52777347
bruh there was a rocky movie in the 80s dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighter of afghanistan. We bankrolled the fuck out of osama when the russians were dicking around in afghanistan

[Anonymous No.52777375]

>>52777317
i never ask why the last job ended, but i will grille you on everything you write on the resume

[Anonymous No.52777381]

>>52777294
Buy $JO

[Anonymous No.52777382]

>>52777192
This is shopped right?

[Anonymous No.52777383]

>>52777354
my company was actually going through a sell-off phase from the company that acquired it so that might actually work as apposed to just lying and saying I quit

[Anonymous No.52777386]

>>52777317
say your services were made redundant idk

[Anonymous No.52777387]

>>52777341
Yes, hold and forget about it until you're ready to re-enter the stock market. BIL is pretty much free money with near zero risk.
The ex-dividend date is the last day of the month and the dividend is paid on the 7th of the new month.

[Anonymous No.52777389]

>>52777364
>how much the Rothschilds have
its not a matter of how much, but rather what entities they are in control of, money is just a means to an end for them

[Anonymous No.52777395]

Be sure to cover your shorts this week anon. Meltup resumes next week off of declining CPI and the FOMC is always bullish

[Anonymous No.52777398]

>>52777347
>do the ones in america celebrate thanksgiving and christmas?
Yes, the Bin Laden family has very liberal richfags.

They probably have done more cocaine and drank more booze than Bill Clinton and his Epstein entourage could ever.

Is it seriously surprising that they celebrated Christmas/Thanksgiving? They are one of the richest families in one of the richest countries in the world.

Osama was this weird one-off rich guy who wanted to spend his capital on funding terrorism, but the rest of his family are all doing haram stuff and probably not that religious

[Anonymous No.52777403]

>>52777372
you dont think we/israel also bankrolled him in 01 to take the fall

[Anonymous No.52777404]

>>52776828
Question narratives is antisemitism. Cool it

[Anonymous No.52777405]

>>52777383
quitting and being fired are different
which is it

[Anonymous No.52777410]

>>52777382
of course anon

[Anonymous No.52777427]

>>52777398
>They probably have done more cocaine and drank more booze than Bill Clinton and his Epstein entourage could ever
they were doing it together and colluding

[Anonymous No.52777431]

I was at the gym for an hour how many more anons have we lost due to heart attacks (safe and effective) during that time?

[Anonymous No.52777447]

>>52777317
I told my current employers that I kept accepting more responsibility until I was working 80 hours a week doing 3 separate roles. and when I asked to either be promoted or do what was in my job description they said no. So i gave them my two weeks.

[Anonymous No.52777465]

>>52777410
Ok I need a name. I think I've seen this one. She seemed like a total autist talking about how much she loved cocks every ten seconds.

[Anonymous No.52777466]

>>52776891
You guys are retarded. 99% of the difficulty of flying is landing and taking off. Actually flying while airborn is cake. The Pentagon is a ginormous fucking structure you can see for miles. Same with world trade.

I guarantee any of you chuds could do it playing microsoft flight simulator for a weekend.

Also the illusion that madrassas/muslims are dumb is bullshit. Most of the hardcore madrassas are more selective than any of the most elite universities in the world.

I guarantee if you took a young Vitalik and let him use microsoft flight simulator for a weekend, he could park the nose of a 747 in the pentagons front door.

Stop inventing conspiracy theories. Life really isnt that interesting.

T. Pilot.

[Anonymous No.52777471]

So that one building just kinda fell because…?
And all members of a certain tribe took out insurance right before it happened?
Then we destroyed a random country because of fake weapons of mass destruction Intel given by Israel?
Huh? What? I’m getting sleepy haha. Make sure you invest and stuff.

[Anonymous No.52777472]

>>52777370
I had amazing performance and they groomed me for a promotion to the 2nd tier of my IT role. asked me what my salary expectation was, and then told me that my promotion was in the budget. Then days later they told me "lol actually we found out the tier 2 of your position isn't going to exist sorry you're not getting it " so I professionally companied about it and asked them a few questions about why they groomed me for the role if it wouldn't exist, and why they would say that when the role did in fact exist, in the process I pissed my bosses boss off asking too many questions I guess. my performance review went from ones and twos (almost perfect) to threes and fours. then the next week I was fired after they said I fucked up a piece of documentation for a case. somebody here actually predicted me being fired after I mentioned the performance review retaliation. Didn't believe it at the time but that anon was right. live and learn I guess

[Anonymous No.52777473]

Relaxing day. Spent morning doing work. Spent afternoon sitting at my desk half asleep. Ate a Little Caesars lunch combo for lunch ($6.35; 4 deep dish slices + 20 oz drink). Bagged more VZ stock.

[Anonymous No.52777477]

>>52777466
>T. Pilot.
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.52777489]

>>52777473
>4 deep dish slices
That's deep value. Also if you're just turning 40, maybe you should venture into a growth stock or two, anon. Unless you're literally Report of The Week.

[Anonymous No.52777501]

>>52777466
>T. Pilot.
Oh yeah, what's your favorite plane?

[Anonymous No.52777502]

>>52777403
no i think we bankrolled him to commit a terrorist attack on the wtc again like he did in 93

[Anonymous No.52777507]

>>52777317
I'm in that situation now. Either say you still work for them, or you left that position for another one that didn't work out and are not searching for work. I don't think any place will call previous employers unless you are above middle management.

[Anonymous No.52777510]

>>52777447
did you background check come back fine assuming you were fired?

[Anonymous No.52777528]

>>52777472
>somebody here actually predicted me being fired after I mentioned the performance review retaliation.
it was priced in. written in the stars. just like your next adventure

[Anonymous No.52777536]

>>52777477
I hate feds so much it's unreal. The "plane" (it was a cruise missile) that hit the pentagon would have had to fly with the engines almost touching the ground. There were like 77 cameras that had the impact on video yet they are all redacted.

[Anonymous No.52777537]

>>52777323
Bailey jay

[Anonymous No.52777550]

>>52777510
no, being fired goes on your permanent record

[Anonymous No.52777552]

>>52777387
So what do I do when I want to enter again, do I need to make sure I don't pull out between the end of the month and the 7th of the next?

[Anonymous No.52777553]

>>52777323
Bruh

[Anonymous No.52777567]

>>52777473
>>52777489
Followup. I just checked the nearest Little Caesar's in my city. 8 miles away way down south near the ghetto part. That's almost 20 miles both ways. That's almost a gallon of gas, $4, which negates the value I get from the $8 large pizza, this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.52777568]

>>52777536
It’s pretty cool how it destroyed all those files about the investigation. Whoops haha. Uh oh stinky. Haha.

[Anonymous No.52777569]

We doomed td bros?

[Anonymous No.52777575]

>>52777553
Oh yeah what's your ideal woman? A female?

[Anonymous No.52777586]

>>52777536
Yea I always wondered why all the cameras in and around the Pentagon were never showed or classified and deleted or hidden

[Anonymous No.52777591]

>>52777323
It’s not a woman anon…. I think it’s line trap tho

[Anonymous No.52777604]

>>52777501
>>52777477
Easy. The one I own. A Cirrus SR22. And no i wont show you a picture of it because like most aircraft it has markings that would identify me to you stalkers.

Still doesnt change the fact your conspiracy theories are bullshit. A 120 arab would easily be able to crash an airborne plane into a structure the size of 3 football fields. Go back to /pol/ and blame the jews some more.

[Anonymous No.52777606]

>>52777569
GIB THINKORSWIM

T. SCHWAB CUSTOMER

[Anonymous No.52777611]

>>52777550
>getting a background check for a job
do wageslaves really?

[Anonymous No.52777625]

>>52777604
But I didn't blame the Jews? Also, nice operational ceiling, faggot.

[Anonymous No.52777628]

>>52777604
Based useful retard

[Anonymous No.52777633]

>>52777611
Every job does a background check
where the fuck do you live?

[Anonymous No.52777637]

>>52777606
kek you'll get streetsmart edge and you'll like it

[Anonymous No.52777638]

>>52777552
>do I need to make sure I don't pull out between the end of the month and the 7th of the next?
No, you can enter and leave at anytime. If you sell before the end of the month you'll still receive a share of the dividend because it's reflected in the price when you sell. That's why you see those mountains forming on the chart. That's the value of the dividend being added.

[Anonymous No.52777643]

>>52777604
>>52777604

[Jealous No.52777652]

Is this a new DUPI then?

[Anonymous No.52777653]

>>52777568
Pretty sure the other bob was a fall guy for cost cutting measures. He implemented a ton of stuff no one liked and cut costs/jobs then got yeeted.
>>52777606
yeah ;_;

[Anonymous No.52777655]

>>52777633
dat donkey kong tv show doe....

[Anonymous No.52777657]

>>52777604
I unironically do not blame the jews for 9/11 like poltard schizos.

Just think its odd that someone can drive a huge plane like that into structures like the twin towers / pentagon without any training on said Boeing's

[Anonymous No.52777676]

>>52777637
I already use it. Looks like it was made for Windows 98.

[Anonymous No.52777688]

>>52777676
the difference between it and ToS is why I switched from Schwab to TDA in the first place lol

[Anonymous No.52777692]

>>52777633
kek i'm a fisherman i dont even use my real social lmao

[Anonymous No.52777730]

>>52777676
I wonder if he's related to the tire guy though

[Anonymous No.52777736]

>>52777692
Well 87,000 new federal reserve collection agents will be looking for plebs like you to collect on

[Anonymous No.52777751]

>>52777692
>i'm a fisherman
You catch good game or just enough to live?

[Anonymous No.52777760]

How to use chatgpt to generate more money for assets?

[Anonymous No.52777762]

Sorry bobo. Tomorrow will be neon green

[Anonymous No.52777769]

>>52777730

[Anonymous No.52777770]

>spy melting down
>LLY still holding near ath
lol.
I've been telling this board to buy since 260 in March. If even one of you listened I've done my job.

[Anonymous No.52777771]

>>52777472
oh shit I think that was me lol. I'm just throwing darts in the wind but I suspect lots of companies are struggling with earnings now and are looking to fire. It doesn't sound like it was personal, even if you annoyed him with the questions.
that's even less of a reason to be afraid of being fired. that's a really easy explanation in an interview.

[Anonymous No.52777787]

Anyone know if optionai is a decent trading site?

[Anonymous No.52777794]

>>52777751
i catch enough to make 6 figures and i only work half the year

[Anonymous No.52777796]

>>52777770
DIGITS, WHO GOT THE 7s FIND THEM

[Anonymous No.52777799]

>>52777787
>optionai

[Anonymous No.52777805]

>>52777777

[Anonymous No.52777815]

>>52777799
Saw someone shilling it but I have no idea. What makes it shit?

[Anonymous No.52777832]

QUICK NEW THREAD BEFORE EARNINGS REPORT
>>52777605
>>52777605
>>52777605

[Anonymous No.52777839]

>>52776509
>i also dont know how to let winners ride, im out at first sign of green
Longer dated options are supposed to capture bigger moves. For example, with my carvana puts, where I sold the Januaries way too soon and missed out on a lot of the move, I started taking profits when contracts roughly doubled:

Bought Jan 20 2023 25.0 puts from 7/29 to 9/8, when CVNA was ranging from 28 to 50, for:
2.80, 3.70, 4.05, 5.00, 6.45
Sold for:
5.99, 7.12, 9.05, 10.20, 10.20

Bought Nov 18 2022 25.0 puts from 9/07 to 9/12, when CVNA was ranging from 32 to 42, for:
2.00, 2.80, 3.05, 3.60
Sold for:
4.98, 4.98, 5.07, 5.09

In cases where I'm less certain about future direction (Carvana was already dead), buying deeper out of the money keeps the capital cost lower. For example, I'm holding TQQQ March 2023 puts with strikes ranging from 5.0 to 11.0 and Jan 2024 puts at 10.0 and 6.0, which were bought on 12/5, 11/30, and 11/18 when TQQQ was around 22-23. Consider hedging with opposite positions, like puts on both TQQQ and SQQQ. I have 2025 SQQQ puts as a hedge and I sell a smaller number of current week SQQQ puts, so the combination of all three collects premium if the market doesn't go up, has a limited loss if it does go up, and wins big if it goes down a lot. Regarding still throwing money at a losing position, that usually does backfire hard. Plan out how much you're willing to expand the position before you start it, and stick to the limit.

>>52777472
>tier 2 of your position isn't going to exist sorry
Just use that as the explanation and frame it as a layoff. New employers don't like to hear shit talking about old employers even if they deserve it, but everyone is laying off all the time.

[Anonymous No.52777846]

>>52777832

[Anonymous No.52777854]

>>52777736
Not me bud I had some nice straight edge play throughs of skyrim and Fallout I’m in the clear

[Anonymous No.52777857]

>>52777625
I didnt claim it was the best aircraft ever made dude. Its my favorite. Fun to fly, comfy interior, good range. Can take my family of four to Florida from Chicago no problem with a bathroom brake along the way (usually in Tennessee somewhere).

The most likely reason the pentagon didnt have security footage is because, like most government agencies in the early 2000s, they never actually anticipated having a fucking airliner crash into its walls and their security shit was most likely not working properly or ever checked. Guarantee the security company was Jamals stupid fucking nephew running the whole show.

The parking lot camera with a stupidly low frame rate caught something and the explosion. All the transponder data showed the plane going there. The reason there was no plane debris because if you hit a plane going 500 mph into a concrete wall, you are dealing with so much fucking kinetic energy being dispered in an instant, it atomizes everything into dust.

Again you know this, but it just makes you feel cool to remention loose change bs.

[Anonymous No.52777875]

>>52777815
if you are an optional shill just say so and give reasons why anybody should use it. If not, try it out and report back

[Anonymous No.52777878]

>>52777832

[Anonymous No.52777884]

What shampoo flavor do you guys use? For me its Fiji nights

[Anonymous No.52777901]

>>52777854
do they track if i installed mods and where the sliders for tits and ass were at
how does that affect my being on a list or not

[Anonymous No.52777906]

>>52777884
Try /fa/ggot

[Anonymous No.52777913]

>>52777884
I do not use shampoo because I am a shaved had masterrace

[Anonymous No.52777914]

>>52777884
I'm bald, saves me money on hair products & cuts.

[Anonymous No.52777916]

>>52777901
>Griffith

[Anonymous No.52777922]

>>52777638
What dividend does it pay?

[Anonymous No.52777926]

>>52777884
Shampoo is a Jewish trick. Your hair naturally regulates itself if you give it 4 days to fix the cycle

[Anonymous No.52777931]

>>52777805
What's DRS mean?

[Anonymous No.52777932]

>>52777926
This is true

[Anonymous No.52777934]

>>52777901
You are 100% on the list bro

F

[Anonymous No.52777940]

>>52777875
Not a shill, I saw Adam from In the Money on YT throwing shit at Meet Kevin for basically not disclosing the money he made from shilling FTX. Right now I'm with Questrade which charges $10 commissions per transaction on options which is fucking barbaric (I've paid over $1000 in fees this year). So I saw they had lower fees, but it's literally the first time I saw them, I'm really shit at researching things on my own
But on the other hand maybe I won't, since I've already pissed a ton away this year on options trading

[Anonymous No.52777945]

>>52777884
Whatever is on sale at Marshalls

[Anonymous No.52777969]

>>52777945
My brother uses dawn dish soap, because he heard somewhere that it stops hair from falling out. I have no idea if it's true, I still have really thick hair

[Anonymous No.52777976]

>>52777934
hopefully it's a list of who to deliver giant cow tittied sex bots too
that would be swell

[Anonymous No.52777985]

>>52777940
Literally who, literally what
>$10/commission
I pay 5 and think I get raped.
Just one way to find out if they are better

[Anonymous No.52777994]

>>52777976
Y-yeah man that’s the list!

[Anonymous No.52777996]

>>52777985
Don't tell me I'm the only one here watching like a dozen financial people on YT

[Anonymous No.52778008]

>>52777284
People seriously think Fed pivot

[Anonymous No.52778015]

>>52777996
i watched steven van metre for awhile, he's pretty schizo i've come to realize

[Anonymous No.52778026]

>>52777996
i watch a weekly podcast that recaps the latest happenings but thats about it

[Anonymous No.52778028]

>>52777996
>financial people on YT
Why the fuck would i want to listen to youtube shills?

[Anonymous No.52778030]

>>52777940
Just use Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.52778044]

>>52777996
I watch trader tv live and that annoying faggot trading fraternity live because he has a nice set up and covers alot of good things but I have to turn the volume way down when he starts screaming like an emotional maniac

[Anonymous No.52778045]

>>52778028
As if /smg/ (and /biz/ as a whole) doesn't try to shill you specific things

[Anonymous No.52778055]

>>52777839
thanks for response, seems like you are a lot more patient with your entry/exit points. I stick to SPY because I feel like the volume keeps the bid/asks somewhat honest vs individual stocks with less options volume.

[Anonymous No.52778058]

>>52777996
Don't know. I only watch data, deleted the news element out of tradingview to not be inclined to click on it.

[Anonymous No.52778059]

>>52778045
As if i'm stupid enough to buy into the psyops. If you aren't here just for shitposting you're a lost cause

[Anonymous No.52778061]

>>52778045
i miss king terry like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.52778060]

>>52777922
It's around 4% (yearly) right now

[Anonymous No.52778105]

>>52778059
I use it as a starting point. I ended up finding CMRX when there was discussions about mpox this year, but then SIGA ended up getting shilled. I'm still cautiously optimistic for CMRX instead, for example.
But I've still lost like 20% this year.

[Anonymous No.52778195]

>>52778059
I am here to post economic data and shit on shitposters

[Anonymous No.52778208]

>>52778105
Homie, as a former SIGA shill, Mpox is a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.52778235]

>>52778208
>homie

[Anonymous No.52778237]

>>52778208
Yes, I made a quick flip on CMRX, but by Dec 2023, they should have completed Phase 3 on their next oncology drug. They received a fat cash moat for selling Tembexa distribution rights to someone else

[Anonymous No.52778259]

>>52777940
>$10 commissions per transaction on options which is fucking barbaric (I've paid over $1000 in fees this year)
Wew lad. Find some way to get a broker with the standard $0.65 per contract even if you have to do international espionage.

>>52778055
Yeah, bid/ask spreads give me trouble sometimes. The 6.0 TQQQ was originally going to be 5.0 but my limit order wouldn't fill, so I changed strikes. Still easier than small cap biotech options, where I just go in prepared to wait for expiration. SPY's liquidity is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.52778278]

Children, teenagers, and young adults having heart attacks is totally normal. Buy MRNA, chuds

[Anonymous No.52778292]

>>52778278
I know you're joking, but recently I started having chest pains just by moving around. I should check it out.
> t. someone who took 2 Pfizer shots

[Anonymous No.52778302]

>>52778259
My problem with options is that I didn't test or develop an edge and basically just trade on (perceived) news. I do understand the greeks, though.
I was thinking of trying out forex and CFDs next year (extremely low fees), but I'm actually going to be paper trading it thoroughly

[Anonymous No.52778309]

>>52778292
could you explain the line of thought behind taking the same jab two times that was designed against a variant that was long replaced when the jab hit the market

[Anonymous No.52778310]

Are you getting ready to buy some $8 SOXL, frens?

[Anonymous No.52778311]

>>52778259
so you have long puts for TQQQ at two different strikes and two different expiration dates, then you have longer dated SQQQ puts and sell weekly SQQQ puts to collect premium

[Anonymous No.52778317]

>>52778310
You shut your whore mouth.

[Anonymous No.52778319]

>>52778292
Rod Stewarts 11 year old daughter just got rushed to a hospital for a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.52778324]

>>52778309
Please don't look for logic here, I'm retarded.
I literally avoided it for months then finally decided to take it under peer pressure. I hate myself for giving in

[Anonymous No.52778344]

>>52778324
universal suffrage was a mistake

[Anonymous No.52778351]

>>52778319

[Anonymous No.52778353]

>>52778324
>>52778324
>>52778319

[Anonymous No.52778354]

>>52778324
Are you me? I literally lost everything for refusing to take it and finally just gave in recently. It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.52778377]

>>52778354
You can regain material gains, but your health is permanent. You lost everything by choosing to take it.

[Anonymous No.52778384]

>>52778351
I mean come on, it doesn't have to be a vaccine. I'm sure it's perfectly normal for a healthy, active 11 years old boy to have a heart attack ehheheh

[Anonymous No.52778410]

>>52778384
>I'm sure it's perfectly normal for a healthy, active 11 years old boy to have a heart attack ehheheh
It's not, that's why it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.52778426]

>>52778377
If it ends up taking me out I don't care anymore. I don't want to live in a world where not taking an experimental medical treatment means you lose your family and friends.

[Anonymous No.52778435]

>>52778410
You are the real science denier

[Anonymous No.52778442]

>>52778426

[Anonymous No.52778446]

>>52778426
>I don't want to live in a world where not taking an experimental medical treatment means you lose your family and friends

>ending his genetic lineage
>not procreating
>not living successfully to spite your enemies
>leaving the world worse off for others
Yikes

[Anonymous No.52778447]

>>52778351
I wonder if the aussie is still updating the list
https://youtu.be/1uxcbfo-yWo

[Anonymous No.52778452]

>>52778384
MY DADDYS HAVING A HEART ATTACK MY DADDYS HAVING A HEART ATTACK

[Anonymous No.52778477]

based laugh at jabbies thread. Fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.52778505]

>>52778477
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

[Anonymous No.52778504]

>>52778377
Wife and I are triple vaxxed and had a healthy baby in July.

The government mafia thuggery surrounding the vaccine was, and remains, pure bullshit though.

[Anonymous No.52778538]

>>52778477
>>52778477
But msn says don't worry, the benefits outway the permanent heart damage

[Anonymous No.52778563]

>>52778504
Kek

[Anonymous No.52778564]

>>52778538
>Hindustan Times

[Anonymous No.52778580]

Dont forget this gem (not vaccine related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_YIZyVzymA

[Anonymous No.52778584]

I never got the vaxx. I drink 1% milk every day and eat chicken almost every day of my life. I have a viking heritage, good genes. Good immune system. I got covid twice so far, once in 2020 with the original strain and once this year with the new shit. The new shit is fucking pussy shit, I had a fever for literally 1 day and then was fine, a bit of coofing, who fucking cares. I went and I fucking voted in my blue state and coughed all over the place, that's how well I was, well enough to spread it to all the dumb fucking democrats. I wish I knew how many old liberal boomer fucks died because of me.

I'm fine. No "long covid", nothing. I'm just not gonna take it is all. I had to be out of work for 2 whole years but it was worth it. Miss me with that gay shit. Captcha: V4X KPJ (keep pretending, jews)

[Anonymous No.52778588]

Is it possible to get 25$ every day trading/scalping quickly with near 0 risk if i have 5000$

[Anonymous No.52778593]

>>52778563

[Anonymous No.52778596]

>>52778317
Just buy a little SOXS then sell it to buy SOXL when it hits 8.30 to fill that lower gap.

[Anonymous No.52778599]

>>52777794
Where do you work as a fisherman? How tf do you make 6 figures in 6 months of fishing?

[Anonymous No.52778602]

New

>>52778598
>>52778598

[Anonymous No.52778612]

>>52778588
Dont set daily/weekly/monthly profit targets.

[Anonymous No.52778623]

>>52778612
why

[Anonymous No.52778636]

>>52778602
not even at 300

[Anonymous No.52778637]

>>52778311
For the nearer TQQQ date it's a range with a bunch of different strikes selected based on which ones I could get the best deal on at the time. I put in a bunch of limit orders based on spreadsheet calculations and waited to see what would fill. The more distant date is less liquid, so its strikes are concentrated on two that were easier to fill. Algos like to take orders with more contracts at once.

The closer strikes are more responsive when the underlying moves and the deeper ones are more capital efficient, so taking profits on some of the closer strike/nearer date puts can pay off the cost basis, allowing the deeper/longer ones to run free. Selling the weekly SQQQ puts also helps work off the cost basis in addition to handling sideways price action.

[Anonymous No.52778641]

>>52778588
no targets. profits are profits and get taken, losses get cut. line goes up and down

[Anonymous No.52778654]

>>52778538
wow. it's almost like there are major multinational pharmaceutical corporations who directly benefit monetarily from people paying for and taking their medication, and therefore seek to continue and promote this as much as possible through their powerful lobbying!

also while we're here i guess i'll join in the fun of shitposting images and webms.

[Anonymous No.52778660]

>>52778623
Day trading is hard enough as it is, and you could just as easily flip a coin on your trades. If you don't have good psychology or money management you're NGMI. On top of that, you'll be forcing yourself to take bigger risks, and not following your trade system, trying to chase gains that aren't going to happen

[Anonymous No.52778692]

>>52778623
you put yourself in a bad mindset of chasing a set target

[Anonymous No.52778781]

>>52778692
yeah but it will be a small/quick target and i'll be done for the day when i get it, might even take 5 minutes after the open

[Anonymous No.52778803]

>>52778588
$25 a day would be a 182.5% annual return. Even 15% annually with near 0 risk would be so good wall street would pay millions for the secret. So no, unless you have psychic powers or time travel, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.52779818]

>>52776417
wishing i had bought more steel + aluminum and fewer SPY puts 3 weeks ago, mostly fine otherwise