Wagie hate thread

[Anonymous No.52775872]

No retirement for you edition

[Anonymous No.52775907]

>>52775872
this made me sad. Poor grandma

[Anonymous No.52775921]

>>52775907
If it makes you feel any better it's probably larp. Picture is sad though

[Anonymous No.52775922]

>>52775907
You're pathetic fuck you, fucking kys, this board is a shell of it's former self.
A real /biz/ would have posted a Rolodex of dead grandmas.

[Anonymous No.52775928]

>>52775872
Bring me my food wagie
In the cold and rain
Oh don’t expect a tip btw :)

[Anonymous No.52775963]

>>52775922
Kek

[Anonymous No.52776012]

>>52775928
I spit in your food you dumb nigger, I saw your fatass huffin and puffin from 20 feet of walking from your car to the register. Kill yourself you faggot

[Anonymous No.52776036]

>>52775872
mocking old wagies is cringe
mocking zoomer wagies is based and you will pay back our student loans lmao

[Anonymous No.52776144]

>>52776012
Seethe more
I will order the bagels
And I will not tip :)

[Anonymous No.52776352]

>>52776036
Nah

[Anonymous No.52776471]

>>52776352
based mountain Serbs

[Anonymous No.52776610]

>>52775872
my grandma worked at burger king for a few years. i don't know what i would do if i heard that her zoomer co-workers were mocking her.

[Anonymous No.52776640]

>>52776144
Just give like two dollars at least you cheap kike.

[Anonymous No.52776645]

>>52776012
Good. I'm bi and have a spit fetish. May as well drag your balls across my McChicken since I'll just enjoy it more

[Anonymous No.52776662]

>>52776640
I don't morally support tipping therefore anything more than zero is not acceptable

[Anonymous No.52776744]

>>52776640
>two dollars for delivering food
Lol
Lmao
No
Ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.52776836]

>>52776744
Pro tip. If you don't want wagie spit, add will tip cash on delivery in the remarks section

[Anonymous No.52776865]

>>52776836
I bait them instead
Add a high tip and change it to zero when I get it

[Anonymous No.52776878]

>>52775928
Imagine getting a plain bagel instead of a sesame seed or everything bagel. You're a tasteless cuck. Why even get a bagel if you're going to get a plain one? That order is an abomination.

[Anonymous No.52776959]

Why are you guys assuming she's doing it for the money? Lots of old people get minimum wage jobs because they're lonely and bored and want something to do other then wait to die. That's what McJobs are for, for retirees to stay active and supplement their retirement income and for high school kids to get a little spending money. This lady is probably as sharp as a tack for her age due to staying mentally and physically active. Like the Walmart greeters who are 90 years old, they're all so happy just to be out of their retirement home room and interacting with other humans besides other old people and orderlies.

[Anonymous No.52776988]

>>52776878
Because I love plain you nigger
Yes there are times where I order something different but plain is best
Why do I want to complicate things where plain is best?
Suck my dick if you want that $2 wagie scum

[Anonymous No.52777077]

>>52776988
nice dubs
plain is not the best, plain is the wonderbread of bagels. I trust you eat all of those in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.52777106]

>>52777077
Plain is best imo nigger
Again why complicate things?
And yes why wouldn’t I eat all that in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.52777147]

>>52776878
>>52777077
Plain is fine. I know you're American because your bread needs to be full of sugar or covered in salt for it to fit into you fatty diet. stick to wonder bread kiddo

[Anonymous No.52777321]

you get the same tip no matter what. i normally tip between 3-5 bucks for anything. be it delivery or a waiter.

[Anonymous No.52777330]

>>52777321
Cuck lol

[Anonymous No.52777344]

>>52777321
Look at this fucking chode lmao

[Anonymous No.52777436]

>>52775922
Nah you're just a fucking piece of shit nigger who needs to kys asap

[Anonymous No.52777624]

>>52776878

100% Americuck

Wants his bagel coated in clarified butter with chocolate sprinkles and powdered sugar.

Plain bagel goes hard, can taste your fillings better.

[Anonymous No.52777826]

>>52775872
There’s an old lady at my work like that. She has to use a walker and sometimes she’s in a mobility scooter. I swear she should be in a retirement home, she must have had her retirement rugged hard at some point in the past.

[Anonymous No.52777860]

>>52777436
Hurt you feelings kike? Go back to tumblr

[Anonymous No.52777966]

>>52776959
I know myself well enough that I would need some sort of busy work when I retire. But that is 35 years in the future. No idea what that would look like. I hope it is working for lumber companies checking the health of trees and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.52778138]

>>52776744
If you think you can keep ordering from some place and no tipping now days, while getting delivery, and not have some do something like eipe their ass with your bagel you are very wrong

[Anonymous No.52778193]

>>52777860
>kike
>having things like dignity and empathy and not being a sociopath
>tumblr a buzzword from a site that died like 8 years ago
You're the kike you fucking psychopathic, trying way too hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.52778228]

>>52778138
Don’t care lol
Don’t care about the bodily fluids too
As long as they seethe about I couldn’t care less

[Anonymous No.52778263]

>>52778228
>6 bagels with cheese
How fat are you just wondering

[Anonymous No.52779034]

>>52778263
And that’s just breakfast. Imagine his lunch and dinner lel

[Anonymous No.52779067]

>>52776744
We hold the same bags notipbro

[Anonymous No.52779106]

>>52779067
I buy those on amazon and use them for going to the grocery store. My stupid county has a tax that charges .05 cents per plastic bag given to you at a grocery store to help ‘save the environment’. So I just buy those bags on amazon and then still toss them in the trash when I’m done with them so the county doesn’t get their tax.

[Anonymous No.52779140]

>>52779106
That's pretty good. Most stores do that at a policy level not a county/state level but the store that gives me these bags does so for free. It's probably priced into the food though.

[Anonymous No.52779195]

>>52775872
Reminds me of my life
>be me
>middle management wagie in a ridiculously comfy job, managing people who in turn manage blue collar workers with no skills
>lots of dumb 18-19 year olds, don’t fault them because it’s whatever to be working a shit job at that age
>but there’s one fifty something year old women
>brags about how she never stays in a job for more than a few years because she likes to “change it up!”
>has no skill sets
>can’t be trusted to work on a project alone
>several mixed mutt children at home she has to care for despite two of them being full grown neets
>has no money saved up (cried to me about this)
>constantly cries at work, at least twice a day
>not a shred of empathy in my heart for her because she willingly has chosen to not make a career for herself
>I would accuse her of BPD except I don’t think people with double digit IQs are capable of having it
>currently in the talks with bossman to get some of my less fortunate friends in the business to replace her and a few others
It feels awesome being half the age of retarded wagies who never figured out how to make money or at least fake a good work ethic. I myself fire wagies from the company two or three times a week.
You think being a neet is fun? I’m sure it is, but ducking with wagies further down the totem pole is so much more fulfilling

[Anonymous No.52779224]

>>52777106
>why complicate things
by that logic, why not just drink onions?

[Anonymous No.52779389]

>>52775872
Y'know sometimes I feel very capable of detaching from any latent empathy with which I was born, but... I... Very much did not enjoy reading that.

[Anonymous No.52779404]

>>52775907
its a photoshop

[Anonymous No.52779427]

>>52775922
>>52775872
Gee, can't imagine why you guys spend all day here.

[Anonymous No.52779437]

>>52776878
Fats love carbs.
I dunno, I eat steak like a man.
Might smoke a cigar and drink rum Friday.
>>52776959
>That's what McJobs are for, for retirees to stay active and supplement their retirement income and for high school kids to get a little spending money.
Works work, trust fund.

[Anonymous No.52779452]

>>52777436
Look at this Jew.
Jews usually take medicine for their mental illness.

[Anonymous No.52779471]

>>52779195
I don't believe you, unless you're American.

[Anonymous No.52779513]

>>52775928
>>52776144
>>52776744
>>52776988
>>52778228
you eat a suspiciously large amount of bagels anon. is there anything you would like to share with us? perhaps the size of your nose?

[Anonymous No.52779548]

>>52779513
I’m not Jewish
I hate Jews
I hate tipping
Seethe more

[Anonymous No.52779559]

>>52779195
I have 0 desire to interact with low tier wagies. I used to when I worked in manufacturing, felt bad about it desu, it was like a caste system.

The knowledge and sales wagies would get good shit thrown our way and the labor slaves would get shit. On top of it I was half the age of most of them. I usually tried to be cordial and friendly with them out of pity.

[Anonymous No.52779560]

>>52775922
u upset? good

[Anonymous No.52779576]

>>52779548
calm down steinberg, I like bagels too. for some reason I liked them more and more as I got deeper into banking

[Anonymous No.52779594]

>>52778228
>eats cum
>roflmao more plz

[Anonymous No.52779699]

>>52779471
As a matter of fact I am American
>>52779559
I used to try to be friends with them, but then they’d try to slack off by hanging out with me

[Anonymous No.52779771]

>>52779699
nah I get it. there's a reason why it's structured like military. need a whip cracker to keep them in line and moving. pay grunt massa a few extra bucks an hour and position him as a low tier figure of authority, then let shit just run down hill

I made friends with some of them, makes them feel special, offers credibility to their authority, plus you usually get access to good drugs.

But I only want to surround myself with equals or better now. Think it prompts you to grow more.

Sometimes I think about it and remember I'm being an elitist cunt, but you know, never save a drowner

[Anonymous No.52780210]

americans are both the luckiest and most cursed people on this earth

[Anonymous No.52780240]

>>52775922
>came from /pol/ in 2021

[Anonymous No.52780276]

>>52780210
it's a monkey's paw. the trick is to see the game. you're playing it either way, but it's basically impossible to win unless you know you're playing.

but that's just the collective wisdom of biz. it's there if you pay attention

[Anonymous No.52780357]

>>52780210
Double edged sword anon

[Anonymous No.52780374]

>>52775872
it's the future of all the feminazis or people with double degrees in gender studies

[Anonymous No.52780381]

old people don't know how to use the internet as a friend simulator like young people do. facebook is not a substitute for social contact. so a lot of lonely old people who might be widowers and not have any friends get a wagie job simply because they want to interact with people instead of sitting inside alone all day.

t. talked with a lot of oldies who worked retail

[Anonymous No.52780431]

>>52779576
Anon, no! You are becoming what you hate the most.

[Anonymous No.52780470]

>>52775922
Checked.

[Anonymous No.52780478]

>>52780431
I'll worry when my hat starts shrinking.

[Anonymous No.52780486]

>>52775928
Why do you have plastic over literally everything in your house?
You black or living with elderly people or are Patrick Bateman?
I know you aren't the ladder cause you're a massive fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.52781906]

>>52780486
Fuming

[Anonymous No.52782052]

How will you avoid being a wagie at 65+ bros?

[Anonymous No.52782068]

>>52782052
suicide

[Anonymous No.52782088]

>>52782052
As a zoomer I've accepted that I probably won't
I'll likely live at my parents house till they die and desperately seek non shit jobs until I destroy my back at the current one and then have to claim disability at 30 and be on pain pills by 35 and eventually rope by 40

[Anonymous No.52782104]

why are there so many socialists here?

national socialists are manchildren religious cultists

[Anonymous No.52782157]

>>52776144
>>52775928
>>52776744
>>52776988
>>52778228
Anon tips every time but takes photos of the receipt that show nothing about the payment while larping. Cringe.

[Anonymous No.52782253]

>>52782104
Seethe wagie

[Anonymous No.52782373]

>>52782157
You were saying wagie?

[Anonymous No.52782396]

>>52782088
>As a zoomer
>eventually rope by 40
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.52782755]

>>52782253
I'm a landlord. I don't work. :)

[Anonymous No.52782764]

>>52782755
I don’t work either and have enough to live ten life times
Why are you seething

[Anonymous No.52782796]

>>52782396
What do you care boomer you'll be dead by then anyway

[Anonymous No.52783206]

>>52775922
This isn't 2008 /b/
Anons were ruthless then lol

[Anonymous No.52784121]

>>52780374
The bottom two panels add nothing to the joke. Why are comics like this?

[Anonymous No.52784424]

>>52775872
Fuck that's kind of the situation my mom is in. She's 53 and went into nursing. She always did manual labor before, and her mind is very slow. She cries almost every day because of how dumb she feels and how mean people are to her at work.

[Anonymous No.52784997]

>>52775872
I have already begun to stack up payment projects like xpress and coti. that's where the real money is at. I won't work a day after I turn 45

[Anonymous No.52785267]

Salt bagels are the best desu

[Anonymous No.52785272]

>>52775872
>70 years on earth
>never developed a single fucking skill
what?

[Anonymous No.52786354]

>>52785272
Boomers didn't need skills to be successful

[Anonymous No.52786505]

>>52782373
Panda Express- the Philistine's choice

[Anonymous No.52786659]

>>52785272
Jews did this

[Anonymous No.52789017]

>>52775872
should have picked herself up by the bootstraps.

[Anonymous No.52789479]

>>52775907
This.. Sick incels really laughing at a poor grandma working at mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.52789502]

>>52775928
Enjoy the cum sauce ;)

[Anonymous No.52789522]

>>52776744
>8 bagels
Post hand fatass

[Anonymous No.52789575]

>>52789479
Edge lord 15 year olds
4chans primary demographic

[Anonymous No.52789650]

>>52789575
>>52789479
Go home nigger cattle Reddit is thata way

[Anonymous No.52789683]

>>52789650
Ur a faggot kys nigger hurr durr

[Anonymous No.52789712]

>>52776036
This.

[Anonymous No.52789871]

>>52789575
Modern zoomers are way less edgier then early 2000s 4channers.
I was on /b/ since 2008 people would post themselves killing animals and try to bully random people into killing themselves. Doxing people and fucking with their house etc

[Anonymous No.52789944]

>>52776836
I would tip if the spit came from a biological woman :)

[Anonymous No.52789981]

>>52775928
Based

[Anonymous No.52791124]

Where's her 401k?