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I consult a board of anonymous frog posters for financial advice. I don’t know if the person on the other side of the reply is a multi millionaire, a mentally ill NEET who jerks off to trannies, or an amphetamine junkie little weasel named Caroline.

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>>52775002

Hello.

>> No.52775097

>>52775002
Sometimes insight comes from the most absurd sources. Ask any genius.

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Bear market bros of /biz/, give me your best price of financial advice

>> No.52775126

i wonder is anyone here a millionaire? or at least 6 figure + disposable income?

>> No.52775162

>>52775122

Be open minded.

>>52775126

Yes.

>> No.52775184

>>52775162
really?

>> No.52775197

>>52775126
There are definitely a small amount of millionaires here

>> No.52775216

>>52775197
i wish i could see or speak to some of them

>> No.52775229

>>52775126
I have over $150k in my checking account right now it’s not a big deal

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>>52775002
>every baggie here is willing to shill you their top equity picks but none of them ever mention the slightest thing about risk management

>> No.52775248

>>52775002
In the depth of this primeval internet mud you can find the answers you were looking for. You just have to dig some time, but diamonds are hidden in this place.

>> No.52775260

>>52775122
the only people who are buying crypto right now are either high, intend to buy drugs, or both

>> No.52775262

>>52775197
Rupiah millionaires to be more precise.

>> No.52775264

>>52775216
biz is market for attention, you can speak to millionaires if the ones that are here decide your post is worth their attention, though like OP said you don't know if they're actually a millionaire or not

>> No.52775284

>>52775229
what do you do for a living?

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>>52775002
i'm a mentally ill NEET but I only jerk off to creampies

>> No.52775348

>>52775122
Don't pee on an electric fence.

>> No.52775445

>>52775284
I work at a restaurant

>> No.52775775

>>52775237

I get ignored.

>> No.52776191

>>52775122
Get your core shit figured out first. Job, emergency savings, vehicle, a bitch to drain your dick etc.
>>52775126
Yes