[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 11 KB, 215x234, download (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52771857 No.52771857 [Reply] [Original]

>accidentally used the winking emoji instead of the NO emoji when responding to my office crush over Slack
>I'm the office autist loser
>don't talk to her at all irl even though she sits 10ft away

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHUU I'M GOING TO JAIL SHE'S GOING TO CALL HUMAN RESOURCES I'M DONE

>> No.52771905

>>52771857
Just tell her that it was an accident if she asks you about it. Tell her that you have autism too so that they can't fire you

>> No.52771907

>>52771857
you guys use emojis? i've always thought it was a gender thing, that only women and children used them.

>> No.52771966
File: 156 KB, 709x595, 1557544685690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52771966

>>52771857
delette and replace delte and replace

>> No.52772168

>*woops, wrong emoji:

>> No.52772206

>>52771857
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHUU I'M GOING TO JAIL SHE'S GOING TO CALL HUMAN RESOURCES I'M DONE

you just quickly message back and say sorry wrong emoji i do apologise

>> No.52772321

>>52771907
i use emojis a lot and inappropriately too, but i'm 36 and i like to overplay the boomer angle
men in their 20s who use emojis are shooting themselves in both feet at once for sure

>> No.52773023

>>52771857
Another episode in things non related to business that never happened, I guess

>> No.52773066

>>52772321
I frogpost in my normie group chat and my work chat. My kid is too young but he'll be frogposting in some years too.

>> No.52773072

>>52771857
enjoy hr