/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52770564]

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52766907

[Anonymous No.52770612]

>baking 10 post before bump limit
stop making threads so early nigger

[Anonymous No.52770656]

>>52770564
first for himeno!

[Anonymous No.52770693]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52770714]

We're already in a recession. Why is the new tactic this weird denial and redefining of reality until reality slams them in the face rather than getting in front of the problem? They did the same shit with the effectiveness of the vaccine and they did the same shit with inflation in general. Now they're doing the same shit with the recession. We aren't in a recession because the new definition of recession that we just made up says we're not...Well, we might be GOING into a recession but it will be a "soft landing"...Well turns out we're in a recession, but it's a "soft landing"...Well turns out the recession is not a soft landing, oops!...Well turns out we're in a depression, but it's Putins fault. What the fuck is going on with reality.

[Anonymous No.52770721]

>>52770714
Because, ultimately this shit does ride on public perception. Take the residential housing market for example: it's absolutely shitting the bed and not a peep in the media. When they want to pull it, then you see the headlines.

[Anonymous No.52770734]

I don't see a single good play these days. Think I'm going to go cash and wait for an idea

[Anonymous No.52770752]

>rent price falling
>oil and gas price falling
CPI data will be bullish, 50benispoints confirmed and we will get a santa rally next week

[Anonymous No.52770762]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52770775]

When is oil gonna make a comeback?

[Anonymous No.52770792]

the rise and fall of empires

[Anonymous No.52770794]

Oatsbros wgmi

[Anonymous No.52770802]

>>52770792
Fuckin nerds playing map painting games.

[Anonymous No.52770811]

>AAPL

[Anonymous No.52770836]

i blame niggers.

[Anonymous No.52770840]

kek

[Anonymous No.52770851]

Mumu?

[Anonymous No.52770853]

Goddamn it we're just going to crab for a week, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.52770854]

>>52770564
What you been buying smg?

I got green energy stocks.
China stocks and I just got activision stocks expecting a 25% increase.

[Anonymous No.52770856]

>>52770853
This isn't a crab

[Anonymous No.52770870]

>>52770856
Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.52770877]

>>52770853
10 minutes
We are waiting for Canada

[Anonymous No.52770883]

I was really hoping for a nice bounce so I could reload more shorts

[Anonymous No.52770889]

psssst anon, you still have time to rack up more lossess....i mean turn profit this year, no trade is a risky bet if your gut says so

[Anonymous No.52770895]

>>52770877
Fucking leafs? Really?

[Anonymous No.52770911]

I'm just not going to sell my AAPL puts

[Anonymous No.52770921]

5 red days in a fucking row are you serious
fuck this nigger market

[Anonymous No.52770926]

So it's basically confirmed we are in a global recession with all central banks tightening because of retarded Covid policies and no chance of restrictive monetary/fiscal policies and yet the SPY is still trading at a P/E of 19 where typical recessionary P/E's bottom out around 11. That's in a normal recession.

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.52770932]

>>52770895
yes

[Anonymous No.52770936]

Oil is undervalued and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

[Anonymous No.52770943]

>>52770911
Based.

[Anonymous No.52770956]

I lost the overview

[Anonymous No.52770962]

>>52770921
try 50 red days in a row

[Anonymous No.52770964]

ASO SISTERS ITS OUR TIME IN THE SUN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52770968]

>>52770932
Bullshit non country with an economy based on real estate shenanigans. Great.

[Anonymous No.52770974]

I might buy hundreds of the cheapest spy options that expire on Tuesday right before Monday close. The CPI data usually moves the market before Tuesday opening... I just have to figure out if its bullish or bearish...

[Anonymous No.52770980]

>>52770911
Why trade spy when appl exists?
Just buy puts, lmao
Is seven inches big enough? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.52770984]

>>52770968
yes, real estate, depending on the leaf banks decision a sector that might get fucked harder or less harder and could easily spread

[Anonymous No.52770986]

>>52770802
a dab of green and a lot of red fren

[Anonymous No.52770989]

>>52770980
SPY doesn't screw you on option premiums

[Anonymous No.52771009]

We go green if Canada does 25 bps even if it is bearish. We go further red if it’s 50 bps even if it’s more bullish

[Anonymous No.52771013]

BOIL bros...

[Anonymous No.52771015]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.52771019]

Good leafs. 0.5

[Anonymous No.52771020]

>>52770984
I think they might also export oil and maybe my shampoo was made there.

[Anonymous No.52771021]

>>52771009
No one gives a shit about Canada

[Anonymous No.52771025]

Imagine not buying this oil dip lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.52771026]

>>52771015
bank of canada interest rate hike 50 bps as expected

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52771028]

>>52770853
No, SPY will dump and dump hard. Test 380 by EOW.

[Anonymous No.52771036]

>>52771021
They supply a significant amount of natural resources to America, they’re kind of important. If one of our gas stations goes down, that’s not going to be good for us

[Anonymous No.52771047]

Thanks for the money pivot copers


Meet Kevin
@realMeetKevin
·
Dec 2
Jerome Powell is panicking. He realized the bond market's yield inversion is SO BAD, based on history, we need to cut rates 500 basis points (5%) SOON. That would basically mean cutting to 0 to avert a deep, dirty recession.

Prepare for a glorious Fed u-turn & massive deflation

[Anonymous No.52771050]

>>52770762
Son of Sam a lam

[Anonymous No.52771057]

>>52771020
Something like 20% is real estate and mining and manufacturing something along 10%

[Anonymous No.52771060]

>>52771036
The rate hikes of the Canadian central bank don't matter I meant

[Anonymous No.52771062]

>>52771047
meet kevin is a retarded real estate doomer who lost all his money trading stocks

[Anonymous No.52771072]

>>52771028
>Namefag
>Metalsfag (miners lol)
>Options gambler
>Coomer

[Anonymous No.52771083]

>>52771047
Larp
if this accoutn exists its an astro turf account
No real person uses the ADVERTISING all caping of RANDOM words

[Anonymous No.52771084]

Someone post the pic of the Nasdaq guy with the inner city kids I need a laugh

[Anonymous No.52771093]

>>52770936

[Anonymous No.52771094]

>>52771047
>lowering interest rates
>deflationary
Explain yourself right the fuck now, cause that shits all retarded

[Anonymous No.52771109]

>>52771047
We will have negative rates, once Jpow roles out the FedCoin.

[Anonymous No.52771114]

tell me anons can we take a sporting good company to 20b cap

[Anonymous No.52771123]

>>52771114
Academy is unironically a well run company. Clean and nice stores, great prices, good house brands. No surprise they're always packed near me

[Anonymous No.52771132]

Bobros wtfwt
I thought we were getting a sustained doompa
Why do mumutrannies keep slurping le dip

[Anonymous No.52771133]

crab day

[Anonymous No.52771134]

Well this is retarded fucking cancer. I take it the Shit&Piss is going to be shidding and subsequently farding $700 billion market cap every 5 minutes for the entire day?

[Anonymous No.52771138]

>>52771133
Just like the chart said

[Anonymous No.52771141]

>>52771123
I think it has some growing pains to go through as a public company its gains since IPO has been unreal

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52771142]

>>52771072
I love the female body. What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.52771152]

If AAPL gives up 140 its literally over lol

[queefcollector69420 No.52771154]

>>52771132

SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.52771163]

>>52771142
Well, once you've had the opportunity to touch one, get back to us.

[Anonymous No.52771166]

>>52771142
>metalschad
>coomer (this is a positive)
AND MY AXE
I also bought SLV calls...

[Anonymous No.52771167]

>>52771154
>SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.52771170]

>>52771134
Yes, does that upset you?

[Anonymous No.52771175]

I got shaken out

[Anonymous No.52771179]

>>52771142
Who IS this semon demon
If you're so great baggie, let us know. Otherwise fuck you. Imma fap to Kendra lust again

[Anonymous No.52771193]

INSANE VOLATILITY

[Anonymous No.52771199]

Weird market again today
Probably wise to take some profits on my protective shorts here

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52771209]

>>52771163

[Anonymous No.52771216]

>>52770693

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52771234]

Everyone has been screaming trying to short and long, yet my portfolio of TLT, TIP, and flipping TMF calls has done nothing but point upwards for weeks.

[Anonymous No.52771239]

FUCK CARVANA

I’m not very good at shorting. I’ll take the small gain but I should have re-shorted.

[Anonymous No.52771240]

I'm getting front runned, they never hit my number

[Anonymous No.52771248]

>>52771234
You do know it's fucking gay saving a naked dude on your phone. Lmfao. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.52771258]

>>52770921
cry more bulltard

[Anonymous No.52771259]

Pivot fags, hit me with the newest cope.

[Anonymous No.52771261]

>>52771216
At least post the red one.

[Anonymous No.52771267]

Should I call it for today?

[Anonymous No.52771272]

>>52771248
Either
>Child
or
>Severe Autism

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52771274]

>>52771234
At this point, loading up on spy puts is a no brainer.

[Anonymous No.52771276]

Buy oil NOW you ducking benchods

[Anonymous No.52771280]

>>52771259
Uh, one more week?

[Anonymous No.52771286]

>>52771272
What if I'm both
Better than being a gay nigger (you) with images of a jacked homo on his phone

[Anonymous No.52771292]

What the fuck. How has QQQ not touched its 200WMA yet? Its at 278~

[Anonymous No.52771293]

>>52771276
>buy energy into the recession
Short Carvana

[Anonymous No.52771295]

>dead thread
>dead market
Where did it all go so wrong? Did SOXL really ruin that many anons?

[Anonymous No.52771299]

>>52771267
>Walmart says shoplifting could lead to closures
well maybe if the fucking government would stop protecting niggers with these “it’s not a big deal if they take less than $1000 worth” laws, we wouldn’t be having this issue right now.

[Anonymous No.52771301]

SPY is at the same value as mid May.

[Anonymous No.52771305]

>>52771239
>carvana
holy kek LMAO

[Anonymous No.52771312]

/OJ flat today

[Anonymous No.52771313]

>>52771267
take some profits, invest in a put

[Anonymous No.52771317]

You did stack barbarous relics, right anon?

[Anonymous No.52771319]

>>52771299
sometimes you get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.52771326]

>>52771305
Imagine getting a 90% gain but only adds up to 2% of your portfolio. Do you understand this pain?

[Anonymous No.52771330]

call me mr. poopyfarts

[Anonymous No.52771336]

>>52771317
tfw no qt rare earth metal gf

[Anonymous No.52771341]

>>52771295
still refuse to believe that anybody actually buys what is being shilled in here, the last good call was nrgd with a 1000% gain

[Anonymous No.52771349]

>>52771341
This nigga literally putting calls on leveraged inverse etfs.

[Anonymous No.52771378]

>>52771349
when the short volume goes down by 90% on an inverted etf in a week that is usually a sign that it goes up next.

[Anonymous No.52771379]

>>52771274
You know damn well those tits hang all the way down to her ankles.

[Anonymous No.52771385]

why the fuck is DRV down today

[Anonymous No.52771394]

Crude -5.187MM, Exp. -3.418MM
Gasoline +5.319MM
Distillate +6.159MM
Cushing -373K
Production +12.2MM/d, +100kbpd
SPR drain: 2.1MM
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1600513444549009408

[Anonymous No.52771412]

uhh hamchads how we feelin about this?

[Anonymous No.52771413]

We crabbing today aren't we?

[Anonymous No.52771427]

What the fuck?
when do we get the oversold bounce already?
thought it would be today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52771436]

>>52771336
silver isn't a rare earth metal, its a fucking transition metal you uneducated faggot.

[Anonymous No.52771440]

>>52771394
Explain. Why do people unironically use fourth parties to get information if the third party isnt behind a pay wall

[Anonymous No.52771441]

>>52771413
yup.

[Anonymous No.52771447]

>>52771394
>Crude -5.187MM, Exp. -3.418MM
>SPR drain: 2.1MM
how much is left?

[Anonymous No.52771451]

>>52771394
bullish for oil?

[Anonymous No.52771452]

>>52771427
must be at a different price cuz qqq 200wma is at 278 and it hasn't touched it yet which is SHOULD bounce from

[Anonymous No.52771459]

>>52771274
wait until it goes higher like 400ish then short

[Anonymous No.52771468]

>>52771394
YUGE product builds... not looking good oilchuds

[Anonymous No.52771469]

>>52771427
>oversold
Still up almost 4% for the month. We just need a decent pause before dumping further. Markets can’t go straight down forever.

[Anonymous No.52771481]

>>52771447
Around 60% i guess

[Anonymous No.52771484]

Bros... I just ran the numbers in Excel
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

[Anonymous No.52771488]

>>52771459
>implying that's happening this week
We're hitting 380-370 eow and rallying 20 dollah on cpi data

[Anonymous No.52771498]

>>52771484

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52771499]

>>52771484
can you put a tl;dr on that wall of text?

[Anonymous No.52771500]

>get call from recruiter
>call her back same day
>no response
>call her back but another day at the same time
>still no response
These people are fucking children.

[Anonymous No.52771510]

>>52771488
futures will hit 4020.75 by thursday afternoon then begins the big doomp next week like you said

[Anonymous No.52771512]

>>52771499
Sure: we're all fucked, until we aren't

[Anonymous No.52771515]

>tfw averaged at $48 for SOXL

How many more weeks until I make it??

[Anonymous No.52771518]

Does /smg/ find it easier to travel while single or as a couple? I have a trip to Japan in a few months but i've recently gone steady with a girl, she made it obvious to me that she wants to come but my tickets have already been bought 9 months ago through pts and their business class tickets.

What do I do in this situation?
Do I purchase economy tickets and let these pts go to waste or do I fork up alot of money $8k (based on my estimate) to get her to come into business class with me?
I make good money but i'm not rich so the latter option i'm trying to avoid, but I wouldn't be happy to lose out on almost $3000 worth of miles/pts.

[Anonymous No.52771526]

>>52771515
278

[Anonymous No.52771527]

>>52771500
>ghosted on tinder and now by job recruiters
embarrassing for you

>>52771515
jfc what was your initially price at

[Anonymous No.52771536]

>>52771518
it's just a flight, make her sit in the back with the niggers jfc

[Anonymous No.52771537]

>>52771488
>We're hitting 380-370 eow

Dude I'm a bear but this is fucking retarded lol. You would need two -5% days in a row.

[Anonymous No.52771544]

>>52771317
>small little tight bodied pink-toed tatted up brown woman
My weakness, I kneel for she

[Anonymous No.52771548]

>>52771518
is this a bot post because it reads like an open ai post

[Anonymous No.52771557]

>>52771518
Do you want to marry her? Is she worth spending $8k?

[Anonymous No.52771558]

>>52771500
Shit moves fast on both sides of the employment game. I had 8 interviews set up last week and nobody showed up, probably because they all found jobs before I could interview them. That recruiter probably filled the position before you could even call her back.

[Anonymous No.52771561]

>>52771312
>tfw I bought oats
btw where do you find this chart? I tried googling but couldn't find it at all

[Anonymous No.52771564]

>>52771537
I have calls and I can smell a nice fear dump coming by noon today
Do you feel it?
That low volume before the rape
Nothing but Tuesday's cpi can hold this rapage

[Anonymous No.52771582]

>>52771518
>easier
Single, hands down. It is a lot of fun to travel with my wife and I love having her but compared to my diving trips with the guys everything is harder.

Dunno what youre traveling for but expect her to be entertained by you 24/7.

[Anonymous No.52771607]

>>52771527
>tinder
Why is sex the only thing you think about at any given time?

[Anonymous No.52771616]

>>52770936
#oilgang loading up on XOM

[Anonymous No.52771617]

>>52771379
They hang to her elbows when she’s on all fours.

[Anonymous No.52771620]

>>52771558
That just sounds fake.

[Anonymous No.52771625]

>>52771518
What a cuck. Imagine not going and fucking dozens of slanty, stinky, hairy yellow pussies. You dumb dumb nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.52771648]

>>52771484
I still don’t get it

[Anonymous No.52771659]

Congress is voting on the National Defence Appropriations Bill today, has a lot of shit buried in it.

[Anonymous No.52771670]

>>52771518
Do yourself a big favor and leave her at home.

[Anonymous No.52771676]

Holy shit, those green candles
Is this.....
IS THIS...
IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!

[Anonymous No.52771678]

>>52771659
Billions to ukraine?

[Anonymous No.52771680]

why is this crab so violent

[Anonymous No.52771687]

>>52771620
I assure you it isn't fake. We almost went out of business because of it. Luckily some zoomer really wanted the job at the last minute and bought us some time. We inevitably are going to go out of business, I just hope I can buy more time and stack more cash.

[Anonymous No.52771694]

>>52771676
An oversold bump is expected...

[Anonymous No.52771695]

>>52771680
Crabs are peaceful creatures who by their nature are only violent in self defense

[Anonymous No.52771698]

>>52771680
no liquidity, dead order books, piss poor volume

[Anonymous No.52771706]

>>52771678
Among many many other things, including the SAFE Bank Act, and a requirement for companies that want to sell technology to the Federal government to only us US made semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.52771707]

>>52771676
ooo!

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52771708]

>>52771459
That be the 2nd shoulder on the head and shoulders so yeah that makes sense too.

Either will work :)

[queefcollector69420 No.52771710]

>>52771317

lol silver is for brokies

[Anonymous No.52771712]

>>52771687
>we're going out of business because no one wants to work
That's a "work for 10/hr" job.

[Anonymous No.52771720]

Glad I closed my short for a small profit ($0.14). Now I'm 100% a commodity chad (lumber and oats, I got em because they're cheap).

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52771721]

>>52771488
Checked and based

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52771723]

>>52771695
lmao, if you relax around crabs you'll get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.52771725]

>>52771625
kek his look of disappointment

[Anonymous No.52771730]

>bought a bunch of SOXL at 10:40
>market immediately pumps
I have the magic touch.

[Anonymous No.52771731]

I missed buying a spy 0dte 395 call for .60, worth 1.50 now cuz i wanted a cheaper price many such cases

[Anonymous No.52771733]

>>52771706
They really need to pass a law that new bills can only be ~5pages so the dems cant hide shit in them like this.

[Anonymous No.52771737]

>>52771607
>Pounding meat pissers is a status symbol. It reflects you worked hard for it, no money can buy it, you cannot inherit it, you cannot steal it. You cannot hold onto it without constant work. it shows discipline, it shows self-respect, it shows patience, work ethic and passion. That's why I do what I do.
Also you sound low T, you should get that checked.

[Anonymous No.52771740]

i bought SPXU so the market will rally

[Anonymous No.52771750]

I need to stop wasting my money on fucking SOXL. What are some other good stocks?

[Anonymous No.52771752]

Check the price mumus!!!

[Anonymous No.52771755]

I GOT UP TO DO DISHES AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO?????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.52771756]

>>52771625
lmao.
what a whore.
opinion discared.

[Anonymous No.52771757]

>>52771712
Not that cheap, but yeah more or less. But it's not just shit companies like us. Larger companies are having a hard time finding help too. The fact of the matter is the United States is over as the world economic leader. China is going to lead the way when it's comes to business and labor. People I the US just quit their jobs and steal. It's become such a problem that Walmart says they are going to have to close stores and raise prices.

[Anonymous No.52771760]

>>52771752
say it with me goy "priced in"

[Anonymous No.52771763]

>>52771625
how many do you think 8k will get him? approximately

[Anonymous No.52771767]

WHY WONT SILVERGATE STAY DOWN

WHY IS CARVANA NOT ZEEEEEERO??

[Anonymous No.52771766]

>>52771733
its not about the amount of pages its about slipping unrelated policies by omnibussing. Congress needs to get their budgets be far more specific

[Anonymous No.52771783]

>>52769958
>>XLC
>not oversold
>>XLY
>not oversold, down move beginning
>>XLP
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLE
>a little oversold, still a bit more room to downside
>>XLF
>not oversold, room to downside
>>XLV
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLI
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLB
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLRE
>not oversold, room to downside
>>XLK
>not oversold, room to downside
>>XLU
>overbought, down move just beginning
>You're playing with fire here going long
>5 out of 11 sectors are still overbought
>only energy sector and financials are a little oversold
>there is huge room to downside - very great pot odds of more pull back to come
>wait til 5+ sectors are oversold
What measures does one use to determine if something is overbought or oversold? Is it an indicator, intuition, etc.?

[Anonymous No.52771785]

>>52771757
>China is going to lead the way when it's comes to business and labor.
China is literally in the middle of a demographic bomb going off. 500 million bugmen are going to retire and go on government pensions by ~2040. They have no children to replace their labour force. Their one child policy absolutely fucked them.

[Anonymous No.52771793]

>>52771767
It's like shorting tether, you know it's going to collapse some day but somehow the trade just doesn't work right.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52771804]

>>52771757
i'm overstaffed as fuck. like what do you have a problem retaining good help?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52771819]

>>52771785
they'll just have to import pajeets and niggers

[Anonymous No.52771822]

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Santa rally is now glistening
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Pumping in christmas rally land

[Anonymous No.52771825]

OIL SISSIES WHAT THE FUCK WE BROKE SUPPORT

[Anonymous No.52771831]

>>52771785
It definitely did fuck them but they have over a billion people. The US has like $350 million and are having NO kids by design. People are either sterilizing themselves or aborting all their kids. Even a depleted china is leagues above the US. They have a work culture over their, while brutal, is far more productive than america could ever dream to be. You can pretend everything is fine here like so many others, but it's definitely not.

[Anonymous No.52771838]

>>52771793
Are you actually short tether? What’s the borrow like? And if it collapses, what happens to your collateral? Counterparty risk?

[Anonymous No.52771842]

>>52771819
I'll give you a deal. $15.

[Anonymous No.52771850]

>>52770564
What the hell happened? The futures were red just a couple of hours ago

[Anonymous No.52771859]

>>52771695
Kaiju kino
>>52771500
Job market is just downright weird now. I'm trying to get a new job after tech layoffs ruined my comfy position, and there's a million jobs available even while companies lay people off all over. I hate interviewing so much.

[Anonymous No.52771860]

>>52771850
The equity markets opened... Stupid equity markets, always disturbing our futures...

[queefcollector69420 No.52771861]

>>52771825

next stop: 65

There is no such reality as "oversold," you NPCs.

[Anonymous No.52771867]

>>52771850
THE FUTURE IS NOW.

[Anonymous No.52771876]

394 puts for friday, easy money. NO RELIEF MUMU

[Anonymous No.52771879]

>>52771831
Post eyes slant eye

[Anonymous No.52771881]

>>52771838
That's a whale trying to force a depeg with defi tricks, not me. But pre-FTX the cost to borrow was only 3%, now is something like 15-20%. Lots of counterparty risk due to exploitable defi platforms.

[Anonymous No.52771886]

>>52771850
Wait for it little bear

[Anonymous No.52771895]

>>52771876
we WILL get an oversold bounce. the question is just when. I will wait for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.52771896]

>>52771804
Easy problem to fix. Fire some people.
>>52771859
There are still way to many fucking jobs out there. Jerome needs to stop pussy footing around and fix the problem. Jack unemployment up to 10%, bleed everyone out, and you fix 2 problems at once.

[Anonymous No.52771909]

>>52771708
what time frame fren? 1 hr looks like it could be forming a h&s yeah

[Anonymous No.52771911]

>>52771861
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.52771913]

>>52771881
>15 - 20
did you miss a point? currently its between 1.15 and 3 for stable coins

[Anonymous No.52771925]

>>52771895
We're not even done with the overbought dip you absolute mong
The bounce is going to be legendary but that's only gonna happen on Tuesday after hitting 380
DO YOU SEEEE

[Anonymous No.52771933]

>>52771879
Not a chink. You should look into the work culture of China and get back to me.

[queefcollector69420 No.52771934]

>>52771911

hate the game, not the playaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.52771935]

when I say santa you say rally

[Anonymous No.52771936]

It's over. SPY will never be under 390 again.

[Anonymous No.52771939]

>>52771413
Copper has nice crabbing price action. slightly up but mostly crab

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52771940]

>>52771842
i already got a big quart jar full of pickled green beans now.

[Anonymous No.52771950]

>>52771819
Not a bad plan as long as they do it like the Kuwaitis. Keep them isolated in camps in the desert when not at work. Don’t let them mingle with population, and send them home before they get too comfortable.

[Anonymous No.52771952]

>>52771925
If you havent gotten the Memo yeat, here it comes.
MARKET FAKE AND GAY!
u neverkniow what absolutly retarded shit could happen right when u think u know what will happen.

[Anonymous No.52771953]

>>52771933
they are about to lose 50% of their work force in 20 years. China is done, they fucked themselves with socialism

[Anonymous No.52771964]

>>52771831
>You can pretend everything is fine here like so many others, but it's definitely not.
I'm not saying it's fine in North America at all, I'm simply saying China has a much worse demographic trend and their long term growth is way more precarious than the US. In the west, the bad case scenario is 2 workers for 1 retiree (as opposed to 5:1 right now). In China their best case scenario over the next 50+ years is 1:1. No immigrants, no children, no long term growth. Exact same problem Japan has.

[Anonymous No.52771971]

>>52771842
Do you really get $15 for that? Good job man

[Anonymous No.52771973]

>>52771895

I wouldn't even consider buying if the rest of the week closed red, technical bounce or not. I'll consider it at 350, but literally why the fuck would I buy dogshit overvalued companies into a severe recession?

[Anonymous No.52771974]

>>52770564
JEPI bros where we at? Thanks to the anons last month that told me to buy in sets of 100 so the dividend rebuys another share on its own

[Anonymous No.52771976]

Find another market to sully, you evil coward

[Anonymous No.52771984]

>>52771964
They could literally just bring in immigrants and enslave them and nobody would do anything about it, since half the US government is on china's payroll.

[Anonymous No.52771985]

>>52771952
Jokes on you, I'm absolutely retarded with a luck and chr of 10 that let's me fly by

[Anonymous No.52771989]

Is anybody slurping oil here? It's at the 52W low

[Anonymous No.52771994]

>>52771952
tldr

[Anonymous No.52771998]

Shorting oil right now is money in the bank baby!

[Anonymous No.52772004]

>>52771984
>Get btfo by Vietnam again
They can try. China is doomed for the next 500 years again.

[Anonymous No.52772010]

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE expected a Santa rally - it was obvious to me that we would dump instead.

SPY to 340

[Anonymous No.52772012]

>>52771239
>CARVANA
-98% ytd. Holy shit. The only smart move they've made was to buy Adessa Auto Auction.

Too bad Cox Automotive/Manheim auctions aren't public. Play both sides.

[Anonymous No.52772020]

It's been a long time. What is the current scam? Since SOXL beheeming I lack inspiration, I have now muse from which the creative investing ideas flow forth. No news seems definitive.
What do buy? What is the macro thesis? It seems to me the global market is in a restless dream state and can't wake up.

[Anonymous No.52772027]

>>52772010
santa rally isnt off, put call ratio dumping. bottom shorters in da house

[Anonymous No.52772034]

>>52771971
Yes yes, yes I do. Last weekend in Helen I sold $4,376 worth of cumjam and pickles.

[Anonymous No.52772036]

>>52772010
Uh, one more week sweaty.

[Anonymous No.52772043]

>>52772020
Just hold cash until the market shits it's pants in the beginning of 2023

[Anonymous No.52772044]

>>52772020
>What do buy?
Whatever feels safest for you to hold in a stagflation/recession.

[Anonymous No.52772048]

what to slurp?

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772050]

>>52770656

[Anonymous No.52772055]

>>52770974
If you are betting on an outsized move and wanna lottery ticket play then just buy way out of the money on both sides; the options are so cheap anyway and if you are right you’ll make so much it won’t matter that half of them go to zero.

[Anonymous No.52772056]

>>52772034
who are the people you scam? Who would pay $15 for shit?

[Anonymous No.52772062]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52772069]

>>52772020
the scam is everything.

[Anonymous No.52772070]

spiky crab.

[Anonymous No.52772083]

>>52772069
Unironically, this feels like the actual problem.

[Anonymous No.52772087]

>>52772048
I'm not buying anything until after Hanukkah

[Anonymous No.52772091]

>>52772056
Old white ladies. They love me.

[Anonymous No.52772100]

>>52772034
is there time to do something like this for a christmas gift for me mum? any tips or things to avoid?

[Anonymous No.52772111]

If AAPL breaks 140 its over

[queefcollector69420 No.52772112]

blood orgy incoming

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52772119]

>>52772100
use cheese cloth to strain out the pubes

[Anonymous No.52772122]

>>52772091
women suffrage was a mistake

[Anonymous No.52772137]

>>52772055
>t. premium collector
they are cheap because no one fucking wants them.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52772141]

>>52772122
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.52772149]

>>52772091
>Selling $15 for raspberry/pepper jam
What a crafty idea. It's like Jordan Belfort selling dogshit penny stocks to retards (both rich and poor) - they all deserved to get ripped off for being so gullible.

[Anonymous No.52772154]

>>52771518
You seriously posted this in /smg/ after literally everyone in /trv/ told you you’re being a retard ?

[Anonymous No.52772165]

Thinking of going long on some tech stocks with the dip in the market.

[Anonymous No.52772166]

>>52772149
Whoops. blackberry*

[Anonymous No.52772175]

>>52772149
it's the cum that demands the high price
there's a reason white old white women love it

[Anonymous No.52772177]

>>52772166
Rofl remember the Blackberry/RIM shills?

[Anonymous No.52772185]

>>52771783
the main things that I am looking at when looking at sectors like this is a combination of
>candlestick reading / trend reading
>support / resistance
>RSI
>MACD
>Keltner Channels
>Moving averages 50/100/200
the easiest for you to visualize as someone new to chart analysis is Keltner Channels on the 1 day and 4 hour
if it is above the channel, it is overbought, if it is below the channel it is oversold
this is very simple way of looking at it, and is not 100% certain by any means - you take everything into account, and it's just 1 indicator of many
partially it is also intuition
what also helps is if you look up all the components and their weights in these sectors, and to know whether the top weighted stocks are also overbought / oversold
if all the individual oil stocks are overbought (which they were 2 weeks ago) then the sector as a whole is too, and it'll drag down

[Anonymous No.52772190]

>>52772154
well he is a retard so not surprising

[Anonymous No.52772198]

The charts for major indexes are in full penny stock behavior territory. This is not good into declining liquidity. Full alert issued that black Monday tier circuit breakers are now a possibility on any bad news

[Anonymous No.52772200]

>>52772165
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
Buy 5 dte calls once we hit spy 385
Youll lose value most likely, but Tuesday will be exuberant

[Anonymous No.52772211]

>>52771936

[Anonymous No.52772214]

>>52772198
So... Santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52772216]

what the fuck was that....

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772236]

>>52772141
Judging from the quote it seems like the old fart misunderstood his life choices in its entirety.

[Anonymous No.52772248]

>>52772211
Are those meat stalactites?

[Anonymous No.52772257]

>>52772185
keltner + trend filter + scaling in to positions.

[Anonymous No.52772261]

>>52772100
Go to local farmers markets. If you want the best and want to pay shipping email [e-mail] and I'll send you a inventory list.

[Anonymous No.52772267]

thoughts on MRO and SHEL? Or is XOM is better play?

[Anonymous No.52772268]

>>52772216
my slow downward crab theory is becoming reality

[Anonymous No.52772273]

Jesus this market sucks balls.
Good night smg i cant watch this shit today

[Anonymous No.52772277]

>>52772261
Based jamanon good to see you bro

[Anonymous No.52772279]

>>52772200
dont think i will

[Anonymous No.52772282]

>>52772248
>meat stalactites
They're garloids

[Anonymous No.52772286]

>>52772214
Cramer called for one again this year, so probably not... Last years santa rally was literally buying the top

[Anonymous No.52772288]

>>52772190
Good point anon

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52772289]

>>52772236
He didnt realize he was fighting for (((them)))

[Anonymous No.52772302]

>>52772236
Imagine being a WW2 vet and seeing how much of a degenerate shit hole the US has become. I watched the video from that quote and it's just sad. Hell even the difference between the 90's and today are enough to make you feel that way. This nation is culturally dead.

[Anonymous No.52772307]

>>52772282
Don't bully the slime mold, anon.

[Anonymous No.52772324]

>>52772277
I try to pop in from time to time. But I've got to actually get back to work so good luck on your plays today m8

[Anonymous No.52772329]

>>52772198
everything trades like a pennystock. weirdly enough except pennystocks and other scam markets

[Anonymous No.52772332]

>>52772261
>under-ripe and clearly old habaneros and eaqually old / bruised under-ripe poorly grown strawberries
>the best

Ami being trolled?

[Anonymous No.52772333]

>>52772324
thanks man

[Anonymous No.52772334]

>>52770714
i think they just hate us and dont feel accountable

[Anonymous No.52772335]

>>52772286
>Last years santa rally was literally buying the top
I was memeing about a Santa rally, but that was funny as hell the Fed sold the top.

[Anonymous No.52772339]

>>52772302
Yeah if my grandpas were still alive who fought in WW2 could have seen what America is like in 2022 before going into the army they would’ve been like “Nope I’m not fighting for that”

[Anonymous No.52772346]

>>52772302
>>52772339


100% this and agree.

[Anonymous No.52772352]

>>52772185
>>52772257
Cool, thanks. I'm a very casual investor but things like channels and overbought/sold I want to learn more about, maybe I'm drawn to them because of the visual aspect idk

[Anonymous No.52772358]

>>52770714
media stopped making money from telling the truth
also Q3 GDP showed positive growth, recession canceled
haha

[Anonymous No.52772370]

>>52771561
nta but that's Finviz's >futures page: https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

They've also got a sector heat map here: https://finviz.com/map.ashx

[Anonymous No.52772371]

New

>>52772368
>>52772368

[Anonymous No.52772381]

>>52772332
by "best" he means his cum

[Anonymous No.52772402]

>>52772332
You don't know what a Scotch Bonnet looks like you mong?

[Anonymous No.52772405]

>>52772332
I just wanted to post my new knife I got yesterday. Just appreciate the beauty of my new knaifu.

[Anonymous No.52772404]

>>52772370
Thanks

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772413]

>>52772302
>Hell even the difference between the 90's and today are enough to make you feel that way.
I suspect that one of the main catalysts that put this species on its downward spiral was the emergence of porn on VHS.
The omnipresence of hardcore pornography starting with VHS to streaming porn nowadays has done immeasurable harm.
At least that's my opinion.

Also, decades of males jacking off to "teenage pornography" directly leads to the pedo acceptance degeneracy that's happening today.
Pornography is a LARP and teenage years start at age 13.
Now add billions of people fapping to that fantasy for decades on end and you get this shit hole of a global society that we live in today.

[Anonymous No.52772426]

>>52772352
you really have to scale in to the positions because those bands will keep breaking most of the time.
like that you get a better entry price for your trades.
know when to gtfo as well. problem is, the more you bet, the lower is your "gtfo tolerance" and you will do stupid shit.
better bet smaller than bigger and let the trades build up.

[Anonymous No.52772439]

>>52772405
Honorobu Nippon steel folded 9001 times

[Anonymous No.52772440]

>>52772405
those are some very fine knives
peak japanese autism

[Anonymous No.52772445]

>>52771989
One word. Deflation.

[Anonymous No.52772447]

>>52772405
those knives look like they cost more than I am able to trade at one time. impressive, very nice

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52772526]

>>52772261
what kind of knife is that? looks like it's some kind of damascus steel or some shit

[Anonymous No.52772532]

>>52772141
Several Pizza Boxes displayed like that’s a real achievement. Maybe if he was a better shot less boys would have died.

[Anonymous No.52772569]

>>52772149
I would bet that jam anon’s customers don’t feel like they were ripped off so not at all like Jordon Belfort.

[Anonymous No.52772652]

>>52772439
Kek

[Anonymous No.52773142]

>>52772324
Meatball babies.

[Anonymous No.52774047]

>>52771267
If it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell.