/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52756858]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>52754419

[Anonymous No.52756864]

stop making threads so early

[Anonymous No.52756874]

stop making threads so late

[Anonymous No.52756875]

>RYCEY is SPYCEY

[Anonymous No.52756880]

>>52756875
been a min since I thought about RYCEY, kek

[Anonymous No.52756881]

bros.......

[Anonymous No.52756901]

>thought I could short CEI
>now have a -92% bag

[Anonymous No.52756913]

my portfolio hit a new ATH yesterday. Comfy dividends is the way to go bros

[Anonymous No.52756916]

I can't even say double bottom is in on a stock market forum Jannie? No wonder this board is dead Jannie is losing money and takes it out on the few of us left here

[Anonymous No.52756924]

>>52756901
What? How the fuck is that possible?

[Anonymous No.52756931]

>>52756916
did you post it with a some basedjack using green text?

[Anonymous No.52756942]

>iwm dia djt soxx xlf spy qqq
>all have hourly/daily headnshoulders patterns
cant make this shit up, quad sneeding is next week too where chuck's fuck n suck is gonna fomc the stock market right after the cpi

[Anonymous No.52756944]

>>52756916
>few
it's literally just you and me here

[Anonymous No.52756945]

ITS OVER

>>52756916
Your mom has a double bottom

[Anonymous No.52756952]

>>52756931
No green text

[Anonymous No.52756955]

>>52756944
And me!

[Anonymous No.52756954]

1 hour until redditors go on lunch break, check their stocks, and buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.52756961]

>>52756942
could you re-write this post but without the meme buzzwords?

[Anonymous No.52756974]

>>52756913
Which stocks/funds?
I'm considering this list atm:
Tlt
Vclt
Tmf
Bils
Usfr

[Anonymous No.52756976]

>>52756931

[Anonymous No.52756979]

>>52756944
and me!

[Anonymous No.52756981]

>>52756952
eitherway, basedjack posting is considered troll posting and belongs rightfully so on /b/

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52756982]

So is Russia going to use a couple fun-sized nukes on the hohols now because of the attacked air field? I'm thinking we might see some serious sell offs because of the coming geo-political events.

[Anonymous No.52756987]

Where's the plunge protection?!?

[Anonymous No.52756994]

UVXY is going up

[Anonymous No.52757007]

>>52756982
filtered.

[Anonymous No.52757010]

>>52756931
>>52756981
>backseat mod
go back

[Anonymous No.52757021]

>>52756858
Calls on AI.

[Anonymous No.52757041]

>>52756981
It's just a cartoon image on an image board, nothing sexual or offensive. We can't at least have a tiny bit of fun while we're losing money?

[Anonymous No.52757043]

>>52756982
That would put too much heat on the Russians. They'll just continue doing boring shit like bombing the electrical grid as winter gets colder and colder. Unless Ukraine enters Crimea, then they'll use some tactical nukes.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52757047]

>>52757007
>filters the one of the 3 other poster in the thread
have fun talking to fidget spinner without me

[Anonymous No.52757056]

>>52756944
And me!

[Anonymous No.52757059]

Pop quiz:
>Your largest holding
>Your profit target/when you'll sell if you're right
>Your stop loss/when you'll sell if you're wrong

[Anonymous No.52757063]

I love this heckin' market

[queefcollector69420 No.52757064]

>>52756954

I find you lack of retardation disturbing

[Anonymous No.52757077]

Woah, Robinhood made a 401k offer with matching? Do they just assume retards will fucking piss it away back into their fees or what?

[Anonymous No.52757078]

>>52757056
based me poster.

[Anonymous No.52757096]

>>52757047
filtered

should I sell my UVXY yet
I bought a little too much yesterday he he

[Anonymous No.52757097]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.52757117]

>>52757064
I mean, there's always the chance they'll give up this time, right?

[Anonymous No.52757121]

>>52757059
Honestly i think vtv.
I'll maybe sell when unemployment is higher and there is more economic "blood in the streets."
I'm a brainlet btw.

[Anonymous No.52757127]

I guess that fomc pump really pissed everyone off since there's so much incessant selling
Lmfao, almost like it's personal

[Anonymous No.52757131]

It's not personal, Tom, it's strictly business.

[Anonymous No.52757132]

Is the bubble now in safety divy boomer stocks?

[Anonymous No.52757144]

DRIP bros, it's time

[Anonymous No.52757145]

How do I start over?

[Anonymous No.52757146]

>tfw your algo makes a really smug face at you for not following it
i really hate myself and my life and my portfolio

[Anonymous No.52757149]

>>52757127
Timiraos/Powell did bitch slap the market to start the week. That definitely was personal.

[Anonymous No.52757152]

3x etf inverse decay is real and especially bad with all this fucking whipsaw volatility. I would have broke even at spy 395, which is when i bought but after a week of holding im still down .40 cents.

[Anonymous No.52757161]

Post the worst oil companies you follow.
I'm talking about shit like REI, which is down over 50% since May, negative on the 1yr, and is even negative looking all the way back to June 2021. All this despite the fact that we've just lived through the most bullish oil price environment of the past 8 years.

Anything worse than that?

[Anonymous No.52757167]

>>52757132
The bubble is everywhere.
I sold my JEPI on the 30th but there is no pending div posted in either brokerage I sold the shares from. Are JEPI payments showing up for anybody yet? Do I have to wait 2 weeks just because I sold?

[Anonymous No.52757171]

hey buddy look at bank of america computer

[Anonymous No.52757179]

>>52756875
Looks like the media Jew chart.

[Anonymous No.52757194]

>>52757161
COIN, SFIX, and DBD

all shit cos down like 99% this year

[Anonymous No.52757206]

how do you time for the big short moment
I've watched the big short every single sunday night since 2021 but I don't know how to time for the big short like they did in the big short

[Anonymous No.52757208]

>>52757059
>Largest holding
JEPI
>When I'll sell if I'm right
6 months after the Fed pivots, or until it appears that recession fears from high rates are over
>When I'll sell if I'm wrong
If the ELN's underpinning JEPI's fat dividends start to fail. Extremely unlikely unless there is widespread financial contagion worse than 2008.

[Anonymous No.52757214]

>>52757206
Dumb frogposter.

[Anonymous No.52757216]

And wallah just like that 3955 is the absolute bottom of sp500. Diamond support that can't be broken.

[Anonymous No.52757224]

>>52757171
Bear Stearns is FINE

[Anonymous No.52757227]

80 trillion in bis fx debt and there's always a chance we may still have a v shape recovery. Fuck bulls
Let it die, maybe we'll have lower prices if we dump back to 1800 spx

[Anonymous No.52757228]

>>52757206
the trick is to go short too early and then cover late so that buying and holding would have yielded the same results

[Anonymous No.52757230]

>>52757206
You put 1million into UVXY each month until the collapse.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.52757233]

>>52757216
your mother literally dumped on my diamond support last night lol

[Anonymous No.52757251]

>>52756858
>bitcoin still holding 17k meanwhile stocks are collapsing

[Anonymous No.52757260]

What is the best inverse 3x leveraged ETF to be in right now?

[Anonymous No.52757261]

Volume too low, Dip looking too tasty for buyers. Just about lunch time.
Selling my puts. Too spooky for me. I'll just go rope when if the reddit gang gives up and it free falls.

[Anonymous No.52757267]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52757269]

But seriously, why did smg slow so much in the past week or two?
It's like night and day.

[Anonymous No.52757277]

>>52757206
I have no idea but have a Burry inspired bear

[Anonymous No.52757282]

Jesus, OIL barons, get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.52757288]

>>52757269
Dumbass rally blows past everybody’s expectations, then dumbass rally dumps, leaving both bulls and bears and crabs all poor and hopeless.

[Anonymous No.52757294]

BAM-BA-LAM

[Anonymous No.52757299]

>>52757132
>Is the bubble now in safety divy boomer stocks?
The bubble is everything and everything is the bubble.

[Anonymous No.52757300]

>>52757282
what the fuck wasn't it just at nearly 80 the other day?

[queefcollector69420 No.52757320]

>>52757288

far out options, son. FAR out options.

[Anonymous No.52757322]

>>52757269
capitulation soon brother. last night was dead as fuck and it was a week night, not a weekend night.

[Anonymous No.52757330]

>>52757260
I'm betting on GUSH/NRGD having room to run until XLE collapses into the 82.50 range, but only Allah knows the future.

>>52757300
WTI was at $82.50 literally yesterday morning.

[Anonymous No.52757336]

>>52757194
>SFIX
This one still baffles me. I held a small position pre-covid and then sold it for around $100/share in late 2020. Hard to comprehend who thought it was a good idea to massively bid up a niche clothing company at a time when all the high-income workers had transitioned to remote work.
I'm more curious about oil shitcos though. Looking for potential swings. I want the tax-loss trades.

[Anonymous No.52757339]

BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD

[Anonymous No.52757343]

Lumberbros...

[Anonymous No.52757350]

>>52757330
*DRIP/NRGD. SCO's also interesting but I think we're closer to the low 70 floor on oil proper so less upside there.

[Anonymous No.52757352]

>>52757269
Yes, hello, this is essehmgee. Due to macro-economic headwinds I have reallocated 88% of my portfolio to cash and will be dodging the upcoming turmoil. 10% inflation is the price I'll have to pay.
Best Regards, essehmgee.

[Anonymous No.52757360]

>>52757343
>Lumber moons
>Heating oil plunges
We 1700's now.

[Anonymous No.52757367]

>>52757343
>i dont feel so good

[Anonymous No.52757373]

BAM-BA-LAM

[Anonymous No.52757375]

>>52757144
>DRIP bros, it's time
Can I get in now?
I've been riding SPXS, but have been wanting to short oil as well

[Anonymous No.52757381]

I didn't buy anything today but that looks like a good thing? It's just a crab

[Anonymous No.52757388]

I didn't expect this little put to do so well

[Anonymous No.52757391]

lunchtime reversal begins now

end of day sour hour incoming

[Anonymous No.52757402]

>>52757288
>>52757322
>not blaming the faggot fucking tranny Jew janny
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52757403]

>>52756976
>Street shitting is peak civilization

[Anonymous No.52757409]

>>52757336
I have 1000 shares and they report tomorrow pray for me lad

[Anonymous No.52757414]

Just bought the dip, brace yourselves!

[Anonymous No.52757416]

THE DAMN THING GONE WILD

[Anonymous No.52757427]

>>52757360
Whale oil futures when?

[Anonymous No.52757434]

>buzzfeed cutting 12% of workforce
haha

[Anonymous No.52757437]

>>52757434
Too bad it's not 100% desu

[Anonymous No.52757446]

>>52757375
I honestly have no clue

[Anonymous No.52757448]

>>52757434
:(

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52757451]

am I the only person here who is invested in TMF?

[Anonymous No.52757459]

>>52757448
bullish

[Anonymous No.52757461]

>>52757414
For the next leg down? Ok thanks for being the sacrifice!

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52757466]

SPY is about to break through 395 and dump to 394.

[Anonymous No.52757469]

>>52757448
schadenfreude feels so good
i need more

[Anonymous No.52757471]

>the rally happens
>they start shilling santa rally with hundreds of articles
>they start dumping into retail for liquidity
is all msm just for providing exit liquidity?

[Anonymous No.52757474]

BAM-BA-LAM

[Anonymous No.52757480]

>>52756901
its only been down tho

[Anonymous No.52757487]

>>52757409
Good luck. They were advertising for black friday so I'm not sure whether to interpret that as a positive or negative sign.
Never really seen them pushing discounts in the past.

[Anonymous No.52757490]

The paper trade Boeing put I started on 11/29, which I could have imaginary sold for a profit on 11/30, but which tanked when the new craft was released, is losing a good bit less today.

[Anonymous No.52757498]

>>52757448
>>52757434
>$150m market cap
Elon needs to buy it out for the lulz and wear the name like a skinsuit.

[Anonymous No.52757499]

Well congratulations to anyone who caught the 40 minute period during which the market actually fucking did something.

[Anonymous No.52757506]

>people here fell for MMTLP

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52757515]

>>52757448
another case of "get woke go broke", many such cases. SAD!

[Anonymous No.52757570]

You're not a real patriot if YALL isn't part of your portfolio. YeeHaw.

[Anonymous No.52757579]

Gook poster HEEMED again

[Anonymous No.52757586]

[Anonymous No.52757610]

Should I go all in on SCHD? I might.

[Anonymous No.52757628]

where the fuck is the lunchtime pump?

[Anonymous No.52757636]

>>52757570
That and EGIS, pardner.

[Anonymous No.52757651]

>>52757628
Too busy eating.

[Anonymous No.52757683]

>>52757628
>>52757651
We need to formalize that Nipponese tradition of actually closing during a lunch hour. I mean, that's what happens overnight cause everyone's gotta sleep.

[Anonymous No.52757691]

>>52757651
Can't wait.
Turkey wrap is on the menu boys.
Cheese stick if I'm feeling naughty.

[Anonymous No.52757693]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS NO SIMPLY NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE MARKET DOING A BIG MOVE IN A CERTAIN DIRECTION AND THEN CONTINUING TO TREND IN THAT DIRECTION

LITERALLY A SHITCOIN
FAGGOT COMMUNIST SHITCOIN REGIME
DEFUND THE CIA

[Anonymous No.52757697]

Looks more like a biden rally than a santa. Why we down today anyways?

[Anonymous No.52757704]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO

[Anonymous No.52757716]

>>52757697
Recession.

[Anonymous No.52757738]

>>52757697
if you know
you know

[Anonymous No.52757746]

So what's going to happen when central bank foreign currency swaps expire?

[Anonymous No.52757749]

>>52757697
The crab is here

[Anonymous No.52757770]

>>52757716
but four consecutive quarters of significant decline doesn't necessarily mean its a recession.

[Anonymous No.52757775]

They should literally just close the public exchanges if they're not even going to pretend the market is real.

[Anonymous No.52757783]

>>52757683
>that's what happens overnight

[Anonymous No.52757806]

>>52756982
Go back to pol with your polcel hot takes baggot

[Anonymous No.52757812]

>>52757746
They'll be renewed.

[Anonymous No.52757816]

If they're not even going to bother simulating a regulatory environment where we're all not just getting completely assraped day in and day out -- if that's really just the whole point of even having stock exchanges under this regime -- then they should just stop running a government endorsed scam.

[Anonymous No.52757822]

>>52757770
not until they say it does, they have special ((experts)) that tell us when we can be in a recession
also didn't Q3 GDP come in with positive growth?

[Anonymous No.52757823]

>>52757697
Failed 200 dma breakout.

>>52757746
They'll renew them. 10 Youtube spergs will throw a fit and literally no one else will care.

>>52757783
ETF pitch: NSPY...but for lunch.

[Anonymous No.52757829]

>>52757775
yeah rabbay only access
totally agree fellow white person

[queefcollector69420 No.52757837]

>>52757117

JP Morgan has to decide to swat them, but "soft landing" is the current RoE

[Anonymous No.52757851]

Long when QE. Short when QT. That's literally all you have to do.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52757860]

>>52757697
We are down on fears over Putin using a fun-sized tactical nuke on the ukraine. ((they)) are literally going to crash the economy if their international money laundromat loses this special military operation, and the russians will use king sized nukes if the fun-sized ones don't work. so the situation is just completely fucked and it's going to get way way way waaaaaaaay worse.

[Anonymous No.52757864]

don't count out a U-shaped snap back to SPX 4000pts just yet

[Anonymous No.52757872]

You should long here if you have a brain

[Anonymous No.52757879]

>>52757770
uh, just because we are in an inflationary depression doesn't mean it's a recession bud (and that's a good thing!)

[Anonymous No.52757883]

>>52757860
>We are down on fears over Putin using a fun-sized tactical nuke on the ukraine.
This meme again...

[Anonymous No.52757892]

>>52757872
durrr santa rally

[Anonymous No.52757902]

JEPI dividend day.

[Anonymous No.52757915]

>>52757851
Simple as, really

[Anonymous No.52757921]

>>52757892
mister crab sends his regards

[Anonymous No.52757925]

>>52757902
>JEPI dividend
wherever it might be coming from...

[Anonymous No.52757936]

>>52757879
Just transitory recession.

[Anonymous No.52757945]

>The JEPI schizo is back
They sell covered calls, dude. That's it.

[Anonymous No.52757968]

>>52757945
selling covered calls is a godlike strategy in a slow bleed bear market dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.52757987]

>>52681091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCY0aeUx-Ns

[Anonymous No.52758013]

>>52757945
NO MOTHERFUCKER THEY DO NOT READ THEI FUCKING PROSPECTUS

the ETN shit they are holding are not outright "written call options" on CBOE

JUST READ THE FUCKING PROSPECTUS

they are holding some fucking synthetic mystery juice they don't want you to know the specifics of

irrefutable facts. stop memeing you faggot

don't even reply if you are not replying with links where the exact specifics of their ETN holdings are explained

[Anonymous No.52758016]

>>52757968
That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the guy who can't understand the prospectus and freaks out at the ETN holdings, thinking they're, I dunno, secretly Guatemalan mortgage backed securities or physical lean hog shorts or something.

[Anonymous No.52758018]

JEPI is awesome. 1% monthly yields are unironically so satisfying

[Anonymous No.52758024]

>>52757987
i sold the EOD last wednesday

[Anonymous No.52758028]

>>52757945
him and the boomer stock dividend schizo should link up
sneed it or feed it

[Anonymous No.52758038]

>>52757628
It already happened

[Anonymous No.52758040]

>>52757872
Going long before 375 would be a mistake.

[Anonymous No.52758046]

>>52758016
>>52758013
See?

>>52758028
You mean Coke Boomer? Because I can't wait until he checks the funding ratio of Kentucky pensions...

[Anonymous No.52758055]

>>52758018
How is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.52758079]

>>52758016
>the guy who can't understand the prospectus and freaks out at the ETN holdings
just explain them then holy fucking shit!!?!?!?!?!?
>protip: you can't
because their specification are listed fucking nowhere
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PRODUCT
YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO UNDERSTAND THE PRODUCT
you are simply lying

[Anonymous No.52758082]

>>52758046
>Coke Boomer
yeah that's the one, hopefully he posts a nice long rant about it
then blames millennials for being lazy somehow
that would be fantastic

[Anonymous No.52758104]

>>52758082
that's not me, btw.

[Anonymous No.52758111]

I opened my $200 portfolio last thursday at close. Lumber futures, long Dow, short Nasdaq, it's that easy.

[Anonymous No.52758110]

>>52758055
They're getting paid 1%/month to provide exit liquidity before the whole thing dumps 50% suddenly.

[Anonymous No.52758113]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.52758125]

is it too late to buy TMF

[Anonymous No.52758127]

>>52758055
Watch this, he tells you everything you need to know about JEPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-DjVr5nRU

[Anonymous No.52758135]

>>52758079

[Anonymous No.52758154]

finally get some vol pump

[Anonymous No.52758171]

>>52757770

[Anonymous No.52758172]

AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING
>AND THEY DONT STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.52758173]

So why are we dumping again?

[Anonymous No.52758180]

>Literally everything in the entire market takes a shit at the exact same time
Why?? Who said something? What was the spooky headline? I fucking hate how interlocked everything is

[Anonymous No.52758183]

>>52758135
u w0t m8?

[Anonymous No.52758186]

>>52758154
bucko
thats is the wrong direction

[Anonymous No.52758189]

>>52757783
Is this image real? Sauce?

[Anonymous No.52758196]

>>52757461
It has already started dumping more. I knew it

[Anonymous No.52758208]

>>52757860
>the ukraine
It's The Ukyievyyyy! Get it right, Chud!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52758210]

>>52758173
see >>52757860

[Anonymous No.52758218]

>>52758180
It was written (yesterday)

[Anonymous No.52758231]

>>52758210
Dumping over a nothingburger?
Bullish

[Anonymous No.52758235]

BUDDY LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52758240]

>>52758183
it's JEPI

[Anonymous No.52758251]

>>52758235
I keep warning you people: there's a physical VIX shortage.

[Anonymous No.52758257]

>>52758110
About 80% of their holdings are stocks with strong balance sheets. The worst that can happen is that the banks underwriting the ELNs default, which makes up less than 20% of their portfolio.

[Anonymous No.52758266]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.52758270]

just bought AMZN

[Anonymous No.52758281]

>>52758189
afaik its real and anecdotally I believe it. thats probably why prop firms dont want people to hold shit over night

[Anonymous No.52758298]

>>52758257
>About 80% of their holdings are stocks with strong balance sheets
Doesn't mean they won't crash 50%. I didn't say they'll go bankrupt. They're all overvalued "defensive" stocks.

[Anonymous No.52758305]

>>52758240
picrealted is also jepi
now go ahead and explain to me the specifications of the holding mentioned at the bottom of the page.
you'll most likely come to the conclusion that they're holding $209m of
>i don't understand
and
>i don't know
additionally
>there's no fucking explanation

[Anonymous No.52758310]

>>52758270
You naughty naughty boy

[Anonymous No.52758311]

I now have two (2) interviews scheduled this week

[Anonymous No.52758331]

>>52757059
>DWAC
>sell when price returns to ATH
>otherwise hold until the God Emperor is restored to his rightful throne or it falls to zero.

[queefcollector69420 No.52758332]

>>52758251

finally some real comedy

[Anonymous No.52758343]

>>52758311
What for.retail or tech?

[Anonymous No.52758345]

>>52758270
>>52758310
opportunity of a liftetime goy

[Anonymous No.52758348]

did yuo dab on them 2daye esemgee?

[Anonymous No.52758350]

Someone get David Soxl on the phone, we need to talk…

[Anonymous No.52758353]

>>52758343
tech

[Jealous No.52758356]

It sure would be a shame if those people from the park got kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.52758373]

>>52758348
Dumb animeposter

[Anonymous No.52758381]

just got done microneedling my scalp.

[Anonymous No.52758388]

>>52758251
thank god i had all my VIX delivered months ago to my one bedroom apartment

[Anonymous No.52758389]

>JPMORGAN'S LAKE: A MILD RECESSION IS MORE LIKELY IN OUR NEAR TERM.

[Anonymous No.52758391]

>>52757206
Unironcially don't short. Even permabears and firms that target shitcos to short get blown up by short covering rallies, QE, AMC or GME type FOMO, etc. Its better to just reduce your position size and wait for economic indicators to turn around or the Fed to restart QE. Many permabears were short for much of this year and got blown up by the summer rally that started off of a JPow comment that "we're at neutral" or by the October rally that started off of everyone covering their shorts on the CPI being worse(!) Than expected. Everyone knows the game now, it's all about QE and there's no shortage of money and animal spirits in the market ready to initiate a blast off and meltup even on bad news.

[Anonymous No.52758397]

Looks like SPX 3200 is going to be the real bottom after all

[Anonymous No.52758417]

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> breath
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>>52756875
RYCEY is stablecoin of modern financial system. I remember Rocker shilling it when it was around that price at the beginning of 2021

> also
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[Anonymous No.52758423]

>>52757206
I think that by now I've seen The Big Short about 20 times.
It's one of my favorite movies.
Every time, except for one occasion, I was high as fuck while watching.

[Anonymous No.52758426]

>>52758397
has science gone too far?

[Anonymous No.52758431]

>>52758397
If so it won't be in for awhile. CPI day and FOMC day should give us another 5% in a day rally each. 4500 EoY for SPX.

[Jealous No.52758433]

>>52756901

[Anonymous No.52758437]

>>52758423
Have you diversified your kino portfolio by watching Margin Call?

[Anonymous No.52758444]

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[Anonymous No.52758457]

>>52758417
>€

[Anonymous No.52758458]

>>52757434
Bearish because it’s not enough

[Anonymous No.52758468]

At the current rate of change, we should see oil dip below $70 sometime tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52758490]

>>52758266
It can't go below 72, right?

[Jealous No.52758492]

>>52756982
>a couple fun-sized nukes
NO

[Anonymous No.52758497]

>>52757343
Post your Lumber bags. Mine is ADN.TO (not really a bag. They still pay dividend for some reason and I'll take it)

[Anonymous No.52758518]

>>52758490
Because Biden promised to start refilling the SPR between 72 and 68? L. O. L.

[Anonymous No.52758528]

They're going to bottom the market out at 3200 and make the dow jones have a higher low to confirm it after its been leading the market since October

[Anonymous No.52758539]

>>52758457
Why do you guys always have to remind me that I live in this shithole.
At this point I'm ready to move to Wisconsin and die from alcohol OD, but at least my portfolio will be bleeding in USD.

[Anonymous No.52758541]

>>52758417
F

[Anonymous No.52758546]

>>52758437
I've seen Margin Call and I thought it was exceptionally dry.
My kino portfolio:
>The Big Short
>Margin Call
>Boiler Room
>Billions (partly)
>Wallstreet Warriors (partly)
>Wallstreet 1 & 2
>The Pursuit of Happyness [barely makes the category]
>C - Control something something [great fucking anime, btw]
any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.52758552]

>>52758305
It's their options packages

[Anonymous No.52758555]

BUDDY LOOK AT META
BUDDY LOOK AT BANK OF AMERI -ACK

[Jealous No.52758558]

>>52757131
I'm not a businessman. I don't do business.

[Anonymous No.52758561]

>>52758518
Good point. Guess this is it, then.

[Anonymous No.52758565]

>>52758311
i can't find any good remote job openings anymore

[Anonymous No.52758573]

>>52758565
most of the good ones that are left are IT positions, not sure if you're IT or not

[Anonymous No.52758585]

I haven't emotionally recovered from pussying out of the SPY strangle that would have made me over $100k and taking profits at $30 on a downsized version of the strategy would have made me over $10k.

I'm still looking for a revenge trade.

[Anonymous No.52758592]

>SPY puts are doing well
>SOXL is dying
AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52758600]

>>52758546
Empire of Dust is mandatory international investment diversification. Princes of the Yen is also worth a watch and you might enjoy Succession as well.

[Anonymous No.52758603]

>>52758552
I know that pdf that is only accessible through googling one of the "Security ID"'s...
AND NO, THESE ARE NOT OPTIONS.
I REPEAT: THESE ARE NOT OPTIONS
THESE ARE MYSTERY SYNTHETIC (LISTED AS SUCH IN JEPI HOLDINGS) PRODUCTS OF UNKNOWN SPECIFICATIONS
Now post a link or screenshot to the specifications of these products; if you can.

[Anonymous No.52758630]

>>52758600
Empire of Dust and Succession are both on my to-watch-list.
I've forgot to add Princes of the Yen. I've seen that one a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.52758631]

>>52758546
was disappointed in boiler rooms ending, but it is good. I really thought he was going to convince his dad to buy a bunch of that shitstock

[Anonymous No.52758651]

whats a good job for neets

[Anonymous No.52758671]

>>52758651
By definition any job is anathema to NEETs.

[Anonymous No.52758673]

>>52758546
>I've seen Margin Call and I thought it was exceptionally dry.
NGMI

[Anonymous No.52758678]

>>52758651

[Anonymous No.52758680]

>>52758651
3rd shift baker

[Anonymous No.52758682]

>>52758345
not sure if ironic but it unironically is

[Anonymous No.52758708]

>>52758631
haha.
i think the movie isn't that great either, but watchable nonetheless.
for me personally the most memorable moment from that flick was when his father confessed to him how it came to be that he hit his son instead of comforting him when he fell off the bike when he was little.
hit me right in the feels.
similar to the scene in moonlight where the drug dealer (whose two oscars are well deserved) was teaching the boy how to swim in the open ocean.
hit me right in the feels even harder.

[Anonymous No.52758716]

why would you possibly think you could time the bottom? just buy on the way down.

[Anonymous No.52758728]

>>52758651
Depends what you want and your capabilities, but a common path is WFH IT. If you're one of those "gifted nerds with lots of potential" you can do in 2 hours what takes normies 8 and Pajeets 40.

That leaves basically 38 hours of your work week free for anime and /smg/ shitposting.

[Anonymous No.52758737]

>>52758728
>neet
>gifted nerd with lots of potential

[Anonymous No.52758743]

The Big Short would be so much better if there was no Reddit-tier celebrity finance explanations or rap montages.
>>52758651
Unironically mailman.

[Anonymous No.52758752]

No volume
No liquidity

This market can go boom lower or higher. Feels like shit and big whales can't even exit trades

[Anonymous No.52758759]

>>52758737
It's an archetype, for sure.

[Anonymous No.52758768]

My favorite part about an algo-centric market is you can see algos fighting humans in real time

[Anonymous No.52758771]

>>52758716
Depending on timeframe I’m a buyer of S&P below 3500.

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.52758776]

>>52758737
The most intelligent way to live is to minimize wasteful effort.
NEETs excel at this.

[Anonymous No.52758780]

>>52758752

[Anonymous No.52758784]

>>52758743
>The Big Short would be so much better if there was no Reddit-tier celebrity finance explanations or rap montages.
dude... wtf...
these were kino

[Anonymous No.52758785]

>>52758743
>The Big Short would be so much better if there was no Reddit-tier celebrity finance explanations or rap montages.
Michael Lewis books are the real kino, I'd recommend everyone here skip the film version tee bee aytch.

[Anonymous No.52758786]

>>52758728
>That leaves basically 38 hours of your work week free for anime and /smg/ shitposting.
sounds like absolute hell

[Anonymous No.52758795]

>>52758752
so now that retail is gone is this just a game of chicken between whales? they dont want to pump it to get dumped on by someone else and they dont want to dump it to cause panic.

[Anonymous No.52758798]

>>52758786

[Anonymous No.52758804]

>>52758786
I guess for some people it can be. But if you want a "job for NEETs" (i.e. get your parents off your back, be able to afford the good dakimakuras, etc), that's roughly the best you can get.

[Anonymous No.52758805]

>>52758771
honestly wanna get a put for about tree fiddy but im not sure how far out I wanna get it

[Anonymous No.52758812]

>>52758784
The entire highlight of the movie was watching a bunch of autists get shit on for 90% of the runtime and then finally proving everyone wrong in the final scenes.

[Anonymous No.52758816]

>>52756858
oil isn't sneeded

[Anonymous No.52758818]

>>52758786
would

[Anonymous No.52758824]

>>52758785
i read his book about how trump ruined all the federal departments. it was really informative on how all that stuff works, like how we have a federal organization that freely tracks weather and hurricanes so people dont die.

[Anonymous No.52758825]

>>52758630
I love Empire of Dust but I never understood how Eddy can speak fluent Mandarin and is working in this shithole. he seemed like the high iq one compared to the literal monkeys

[Anonymous No.52758841]

>>52758812
I agree, that was the highlight.
And since this is the movie from start to finish we can agree that it's awesome in its entirety.

[Anonymous No.52758849]

Hugh hendry series interviewing a wierdo hedge fundie who blew up - three arrows capital is actually kino. The hedge guy is totally insane just casually talking about 80x gains and getting nearly 1b in credit with no collateral from a short phone call at the height of the bull market.

[Anonymous No.52758875]

I'm using ChatGPT to re-write my resume to make my experience appear more transferable to a different industry. It's working flawlessly.

[Anonymous No.52758876]

>I buy calls, it instantly dumps
>I buy puts, it instantly crabs
I am big retard six
I also bought callisto protocol... On the series x
I may very well start the next Holocaust

[Anonymous No.52758878]

haha okay we can stop going down now haha

[Anonymous No.52758888]

>>52758849
sounds very interesting
where to find those?

[Anonymous No.52758890]

>Patsy. Put everything into DKNG.

[Anonymous No.52758897]

>>52758878
please refer to >>52758444
also no one checked my trips. this board is dead.

[Anonymous No.52758903]

>>52758878

[Anonymous No.52758912]

Is the anon here who earlier said 394 is resistance?

[Anonymous No.52758914]

>>52758888
https://youtu.be/TzGdkB0xbCE

[Anonymous No.52758941]

I must thank anon who shilled NNN as a joke yesterday. One of the few things that are green in my portfolio today!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52758950]

still plenty of time to sell, by this time tomorrow, there's going to be tons of radioactive fallout over the ukraine and the markets are going to be closed do to level 3 circuit breaker, (((the fucking jews))) know what's coming and this is why we're down today because they've already sold short

[Anonymous No.52758953]

>>52758912
Idk who that was, but I was just about to post, if SPY gets a single dollar lower, there is no bottom in sight after that. Did not expect the S&P to even approach this threshold today.

[Anonymous No.52758961]

is everybody getting ready for USAC season

[Anonymous No.52758974]

>>52758953
Why is 394 resistance?

[Anonymous No.52758987]

>>52758914
It also makes me think I'd measure the speed of speech of any capital manager and never use/hire one above a certain speed of speech.

[Anonymous No.52758988]

>>52758974
Because it's the low from November 29, which is the most recent local low. When we go below that point, the chart REALLY starts to look like it's pointing downward, so human psychology will probably kick in and drive us lower.

[Anonymous No.52758999]

What do insiders know about BAC, 4 trading days = -14%

[Anonymous No.52759012]

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Give me an O
Give me an W
Give me an E
Give me an R
WHATS THAT SPELL?
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[Anonymous No.52759015]

>>52758974
Oh let me clarify, sorry I'm usually staring at /ES, not SPY. I would actually say for SPY 393.3 is the point of no return, though honestly, below 394 (as we are now) it already seems like a foregone conclusion

[Anonymous No.52759023]

OIL has left Nigga Town and is officially entering Nigger Town.

[Anonymous No.52759038]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

[Anonymous No.52759042]

New

>>52759040
>>52759040

[Anonymous No.52759047]

>>52759012
Bobo, if you would just cover half of your short then we could all have a Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.52759062]

>>52758914
ty

[Anonymous No.52759067]

>verification not required

[Anonymous No.52759077]

>>52759042
thank you for prompt service. what are they paying you anyway?

[Anonymous No.52759082]

You guys do realize all this is rigged by illuminati right? Don't buy anything.

[Anonymous No.52759091]

BLACKED tuesday

[Anonymous No.52759097]

>russell 2000 below its 200wma
its over

[Anonymous No.52759109]

>>52758878
SPY needs to go to like 250 so I can get rich

[Anonymous No.52759119]

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[Anonymous No.52759245]

>>52758431
Nice cope

[Anonymous No.52759254]

wew

[Anonymous No.52759267]

>>52758912
Not him. These are the current support/resistance levels from my chart.

[Anonymous No.52759329]

>>52759119
literally me

[Jealous No.52759356]

>>52758266
>>52758266
Looks like those seeds are starting to sprout.

[Anonymous No.52759397]

>>52758875
Ask if the ChatGPT can write an smg poem like poemanon?

[Anonymous No.52759417]

>>52758270
I've been screencapping and sending it to my son, telling him that the FOMO tells me this is the best time since the last best time to buy it, but the alleged center of absolute truth seeing eye within me says it's going to 50s in the crash and the 80s will be the new long term crab at best.

[Jealous No.52759424]

>>52758558

[Anonymous No.52759641]

>>52758497
Jan 23 Futures