/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52754419]

No links edition because fuck you guys for not making a new thread. You get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.52754424]

>>52754419
first for himeno!

[Anonymous No.52754432]

>>52754424
Why did she do it, even though she knew she couldn't win, bros?

[Anonymous No.52754442]

>>52754419
What are we looking at today, neon green pump or bloodbath red dump?

[Anonymous No.52754446]

>>52754419
I give this thread a 3/10

[Anonymous No.52754455]

>>52754442
everyone on /smg/ is bearish so im guessing neon green pump because why the fuck should /smg/ ever be right about anything?

[Anonymous No.52754463]

any americans living abroad that know how to do an FBAR thing? what the fuck is this. ill never be able to trade stock again if i dont do this and it's so annoying

[Anonymous No.52754478]

>>52754419
This is the worst SMG ever

[Anonymous No.52754479]

>>52754455
I thought Monday was going to be a big pump, but was bloody instead. Even Amazon lost a lot of fucking money.

[Anonymous No.52754488]

Nasdaq doing something weird, what could it be?

[Anonymous No.52754525]

>BANK OF INTERNATIONAL SETTLEMENTS: FOREIGN EXCHANGE SWAP POSITIONS POINT TO OVER $80 TRILLION OF HIDDEN US DOLLAR DEBT, REPORTED OFF-BALANCE SHEET.
Kek USDies

[Anonymous No.52754548]

>>52754525
Bullish for CBDCs

[Anonymous No.52754563]

> OIL

Bobros.... $70 ?

[Anonymous No.52754571]

Time to go all in natgas based on this genius TA. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.52754586]

>>52754419

>>52754529
Reposting my question from last thread, because fuck you. Well bobros, what's the final slorp to profiteer off the coming dark age?

[Anonymous No.52754591]

>>52754563
>OIL

More like 90$

[Anonymous No.52754597]

>soft landing~


>FUCKING BRACE FOR IMPACT

[Anonymous No.52754625]

Futures are pretty high up, green pump at close?

[Anonymous No.52754635]

>>52754625
>high up
>+0.05% on S&P
the hopium on you mumus

[Anonymous No.52754636]

>>52754571
How exactly are you gonna play it? I went in on nat gas yesterday and of course I'm down so far

[Anonymous No.52754646]

>>52754635
Well Amazon is up +0.50, which is quite a lot after what happened on Monday, so...

[Anonymous No.52754657]

>>52754586
non. do your own research ignore any shill on here, or anywhere else. If during your research you find out some ad blog catering to normies talked about it, ignore it

[Anonymous No.52754659]

Buy snowflake

https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/12/06/this-cloud-stock-microsoft-amazon-alphabet-buy-now/

[Anonymous No.52754668]

>reserve banks consistently saying that rates are going to increase a few more times until around april/may next year
WSB and /biz/ keep thinking a pivot will happen before Xmas
you're all fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.52754672]

>>52754668
would you kindly return to wsb then? The hedgies herding the retards need more liquidity

[Anonymous No.52754682]

>>52754591
MUMU is such a bully. What did lil Bobo ever do to him?

[Anonymous No.52754739]

>>52754668
>WSB and /biz/ keep thinking a pivot will happen before Xmas
you're all fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.52754754]

>>52754739
and you are an avatar faggot

[Anonymous No.52754765]

>>52754672
i go there for laughs, same reason i come here.
if you get your investing advice based on what randoms post on a Mongolian moss harvesting board you deserve to loose your money

[Anonymous No.52754772]

>Jpow will crash the market
>with no survivors

[Anonymous No.52754776]

>FTX CONTAGION SPREADS AS HEDGE FUND DEFAULTS ON $36 MILLION DEBT

[Anonymous No.52754781]

>>52754772
Unless AMZN stock goes below $70, I don't believe it

[Anonymous No.52754783]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52754784]

>>52754765
Sounds like you value their opinion a lot

[Anonymous No.52754806]

>you're all fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.52754818]

>>52754419
stfu mumu. freeloading is over

[Anonymous No.52754840]

>>52754818
the meta post earning is, asia pumps, us dumps
would you be so kind to post your eyes I have a feeling they are more like slits

[Anonymous No.52754855]

>>52754776
What do you have against your fine Jewish bretheren?

[Anonymous No.52754897]

>futures

the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.52754899]

When are they going on rockers show for an interview?

[Anonymous No.52754934]

>>52754897
Nothing

[Anonymous No.52754941]

Good morning sirs, fuck this brandon market

[Anonymous No.52754994]

Uh futures are just bullshit, right bros?

[Anonymous No.52755018]

2023 will be the worst year for stocks wont it? It will make anything that happened this year look reasonable huh...man I really should put some money into sqqq and maybe into the dollar but even still I hesitate despite all the warning lights going off right now.

[Anonymous No.52755024]

>>52754994
Sure

[Anonymous No.52755029]

>>52755018
>all the warning lights going off right now.
NGL I got that "Bogs died and all the Fed board members liquidated" feeling like 20 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.52755051]

>another liquidity crisis soon because retirement funds and other finance corps are degenerate gamblers
>central banks have to choose between letting them burn, or completely losing all credibility and destroying currencies like usd and euro
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR CRABS

[Anonymous No.52755063]

>>52754419
Shalom my fellow stock market goyims.
I recently got a banger .biz domain. Thinking about what to do with it.
Any one got any idea? Trying to decide between a blog or copying someone else's trading website. Or just put my bobo collection up there.

[Anonymous No.52755078]

>>52755063
Use it to host the hottest takes from /smg/ and track their accuracy. Also shit on trip/namefags.

[Anonymous No.52755086]

>future is the turning red
Erm bros, what is the catalyst for today dump?

[Anonymous No.52755088]

>SP futures below zero gamma level

[Anonymous No.52755090]

>>52755086
continued suffering

[Anonymous No.52755102]

the catalyst is we are still far away from 3200

[Anonymous No.52755108]

>>52755086
asia pumped
asians dump during europe and the us hours
pump again during asian hours

the global crab

[Anonymous No.52755115]

OOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52755137]

[Anonymous No.52755189]

>>52755029
How do I sign up for email notification when the Fed buys back in?

[Anonymous No.52755202]

>>52755086
continued interest rate increases
no bullrun until Jerome has finished and inflation is tamed
slow downward crab only

[Anonymous No.52755211]

>>52755202
under 6% by the 14th

[Anonymous No.52755267]

>>52755211
See pic

[Anonymous No.52755283]

SHIT AND PISS 500
NASD-AAACK!
THE DOWNY JONES
THE GOING TO ZERO 2000

[Anonymous No.52755286]

HOOD just announced a 1% match on an IRA account. Aren't most of their customers under 25 and could care less about an IRA?

[Anonymous No.52755302]

>>52755211
oh well in that case lets go back to infinite QE
haha

[Anonymous No.52755312]

>>52755267
goal is still 2%, but the aggressive hiking seems to have done it. if the trend continues 2% might be reached late next year

[Anonymous No.52755347]

>>52754571
Best make sure it doesn't fill that gap to 5 first. I'm already beheemed from buying way too early.

[Anonymous No.52755364]

>>52754571
I bought it at 5.80 before. Kind of scared to buy now since the rail strikes were averted.

[Anonymous No.52755372]

>>52755364
By before I mean the bull run mid november. Wish I had shorted it down, but wcyd. I do think the fair value of nat gas is around $6, but it's volatile.

[Anonymous No.52755386]

>>52754597
>firm, but soft, landing, nonetheless

[Anonymous No.52755389]

Is MMAT still the play?

[Anonymous No.52755393]

>>52755312
>late next year
everyone, including the fed, unironically thought inflation would be at 3-4% right now

[Anonymous No.52755405]

>>52754668
go ahead and find any post that says the pivot is going to happen. ive been here nearly every day for weeks and have never seen anyone say that.

[Anonymous No.52755406]

>>52755018
too many people nearly made it in 2020, that's why they had to crash growth stocks in 2021 and next the general market in 2022. It continues in 2023 until the lesson is learned.

Social mobility is disruptive to their order of things.

[Anonymous No.52755419]

>>52754419
Based.

[Anonymous No.52755425]

>>52755389
Yep

[Anonymous No.52755444]

>>52755393
When was that? I remember the fed saying something about end of year rate goal being 3.something, which was revised in September. But the reason why inflation is still not down this far seems to be mostly the result of ongoing supply chain issues and a strong internal labor market that tried to off set the supply chain issues. now with unemployment rising while orderbooks still grow everything seems to going according to plan, no matter if china decides to snap out of its coof paranoia or not.

[Anonymous No.52755450]

>>52755389
MILK TRUCK ARRIVE

[Anonymous No.52755455]

>>52754455
It pays to be bearish in the long term.

[Anonymous No.52755496]

good morning. I fucking hate bobos.

[Anonymous No.52755497]

>>52754463
its just a form. i had a lawyer do it when I had to do it in the past but only because I am fucking retarded and can barely read. I think it was only a page or two. its for foreign bank accounts that have over 10k in them at any point, you report the high water mark of the account for the year with the date. this is not advice.

[Anonymous No.52755505]

can we get single digit soxl again

[Anonymous No.52755508]

why does every fucking move have to be because of news?

[Anonymous No.52755513]

>>52755389
this is my ideal ethnotype and im tired of pretending it's not

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52755522]

sup /smg/

i'm back from my three day ban

hope you all are ready for tax loss harvesting season

that is all

have a nice day

[Anonymous No.52755524]

>>52755508
>U.S. stock futures wavered Tuesday morning after a Monday selloff as investors awaited new readings on October's trade balance and results from the Georgia Senate runoff election.
Without news, we would just be crabbing along

[Anonymous No.52755526]

>>52755497
yeah i just finally finished it after 1.5 hours. Took me forever since i had 5 accounts total

also you have to report EVERY foreign account if you have over $10,000 in TOTAL across any of those accounts. hope that helps if you have one under the 10k cause apparently the fine can be up to 50% of the value... fucking insane

[Anonymous No.52755528]

>>52755508
automated indians

[Anonymous No.52755549]

>>52755018
Yes. I said this like, twice yesterday, but a retired economist told me next year will get really bad. Which coincides with the general sentiment.

[Anonymous No.52755573]

>Tuesday, December 13, 2022
>CPI
>Wednesday, December 14, 2022
>FED
crab until next week, unironically

[Anonymous No.52755576]

>>52754571
glad to sold my stack of eqt and coterra after checked the divis.

[Anonymous No.52755585]

>>52754646
dafug...
oversold, we get up a bit and then gravity kicks the turbo in

[Anonymous No.52755590]

>>52755573
Not if Asia keeps buying every western dip

[Anonymous No.52755593]

>>52755522
welcome back. It was too quiet without you.

[Anonymous No.52755602]

>>52755593

[Anonymous No.52755607]

>>52755522
Tranny jannies have been banning everyone

[Anonymous No.52755609]

>>52755593
diesofcringe

[Anonymous No.52755626]

>>52755590
the HSI lagged extremely compared to EU and US
just another lockdown easing pump

[Anonymous No.52755630]

Ah, oil setting up for another bullshit $5 intraday reversal, I see.

[Anonymous No.52755638]

Bad news is good news right so are we gonna pump?

[Anonymous No.52755639]

I'm waiting til as somewhere between 1 hour after open to euroclose to go short. That is all

[Anonymous No.52755642]

I've stopped giving a shit about the market ever since the world cup started

[Anonymous No.52755647]

>>52755626
what now. lagging or lock down end pump. cant be both

[Anonymous No.52755649]

>volume nonexistent again

[Anonymous No.52755650]

>>52755642
Good evening over there sir

[Anonymous No.52755655]

>>52755638
sry...
that is over.
good news is bad and bad news are still bad.

also : Coffee Gang

[Anonymous No.52755658]

Now that a recession is confirmed, I going all in on CURV, BBW, and PRVB.
People get fatter during recessions.

[Anonymous No.52755665]

>>52755524
The news doesnt create the movement, the movement creates the news. If markets are down they find a reason for it.

[Anonymous No.52755680]

>>52755655
Tea gang here, drank some green leaves so the market will be up

[Anonymous No.52755684]

>>52755642
same here. been a great distraction

>>52755650
india is not a football nation. they maybe glory hunt some clubs but not a big thing.

[Anonymous No.52755686]

>>52755658
Inverse that. Lean times and Fed policy will destroy our current hoeflation.

[Anonymous No.52755696]

>>52755655
Kratom gang, I'm doing red meng da leaves today. It's related to tea, like a cousin or something

[Anonymous No.52755702]

>>52755647
the HSI was on like 2008 level it probably hit the bottom already compared to EU and US indices it was far more down and lags this rally too
it goes up now while others go down because muh oversold and muh lockdown easing

[Anonymous No.52755706]

>>52755573
>Tuesday
>CPI
should I buy spy calls or puts for this one?

[Anonymous No.52755713]

>>52755696
If today is red again, bobo happy is, i will try ur red stuff

[Anonymous No.52755716]

>>52755684
It soccer. This is an American stock market board

[Anonymous No.52755722]

>>52755658
Who confirmed the recession? Last I heard is the feds still spouting a warning of one

[Anonymous No.52755725]

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[Anonymous No.52755727]

>>52755573
SQQQ or TQQQ?
What's /smg/ take on this?
I am leaning toward good CPI data and santa rally myself

[Anonymous No.52755745]

green or red, today?

[Anonymous No.52755757]

>>52755702
If it was just the HSI, okay but Nikkei and HK also lagging? Maybe. But I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.52755760]

OIL bros i think we are back

[Anonymous No.52755768]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52755769]

Why exactly is the bottom falling out of the market

[Anonymous No.52755781]

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[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52755782]

>>52755769
What do you mean? Shit and piss is still about even

[Anonymous No.52755783]

>>52755078
Gotta say not a bad idea probably will just steal content from here then

[Anonymous No.52755788]

>>52755745
Neither.

[Anonymous No.52755794]

>>52755782
NASDAQ falling like a rock though

[Anonymous No.52755795]

>>52755745
I really was not expecting that cat

[Anonymous No.52755804]

>>52755526
it truly is insane, they even named the division that oversees it FATCA, kek. every time i see it I think of the fat cats in washington taxing people globally

[Anonymous No.52755813]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Anonymous No.52755814]

[Anonymous No.52755819]

I just want to buy and hold Tesla, is Robinhood fine?

[Anonymous No.52755821]

TSLA
BELOW
180
(again)

[Anonymous No.52755833]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.52755834]

>>52755819
go... catch the knife big boy
lets see how well tslas are going to be sold during a recession lmao

[Anonymous No.52755835]

nasdump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52755840]

>>52755727
tmf

[Anonymous No.52755848]

BUDDY LOOK AT US COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52755853]

UHOH MUMUS

[Anonymous No.52755856]

i believe once tesla is below 120 the market has healed

[Anonymous No.52755858]

This is bullshit, this is the 4th red day in a row now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52755861]

>>52755834
they're going to ban the internal combustion engines so that we can rely on african slave labor and the chinks to be able to move anything in america

[Anonymous No.52755864]

>>52755853
litteral eyecancer
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52755867]

>>52755858
Why isn't anyone slurping the dip?

[Anonymous No.52755870]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.52755871]

>>52755858
this is ONLY the 4th red day in a row now

[Anonymous No.52755874]

>>52755848
now this is schizo TA posting
impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.52755881]

>>52755861
no they cant ban combustion.l
we have electricity/energy shortage in europe and the grid is waaaaayyy out of date.
no way.

[Anonymous No.52755888]

so algos are truely just retarded and dont care about data, just social media spamming

[Anonymous No.52755889]

Everyone expected the dip to be bought so it keeps dumping

[Anonymous No.52755896]

>>52754419
What do you boys think about GEMSF stock I'm thinking there might be something.

[Anonymous No.52755908]

>BAC
>Bank of America
Look at it

[Anonymous No.52755918]

>dixie dumps
>balance of trade rekt
>inflation up
>gdp down

[Anonymous No.52755950]

META bros...

[Anonymous No.52755955]

Thats how i like my tsla... droping like the escooters which get thrown in the river
both cancer

[Anonymous No.52755968]

>Bank of American stock loses 44 days of gains in 4 trading sessions
>very normal market behavior

[Anonymous No.52755975]

Order books are fucking weird today man.

[Anonymous No.52755978]

God, I just want to take a giant shit on the majority of you smg niggers once spy hits 410 and liquidates the majority of your gay holdings (puts)

[Anonymous No.52755987]

>>52755968
Stop noticing things.

[Anonymous No.52755992]

MMAT bros....

[Anonymous No.52756001]

santa dump

[Anonymous No.52756002]

>>52755978
sry... it doesnt look like that will happen anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.52756009]

>The S&P is basically at a six month crab
I hate this market so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.52756021]

DAX WINS AGAINS

DEATH TO AMERICA

SP500 IS A SHITCOIN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.52756031]

What is going on?
Are we gonna see SOXL back to single digit by the end of the week?

[Anonymous No.52756036]

>>52756021
>DAX WINS AGAINS
What is DAX?

[Anonymous No.52756037]

Up on longs, up on shorts, +5% today

[Anonymous No.52756038]

I had 12 of these but sold the other 9 yesterday AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.52756044]

>>52756036
german index

america is collapsing, europe is winning

[Anonymous No.52756046]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.52756048]

>>52756036
an third world shithole index

[Anonymous No.52756052]

>>52756046
starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52756059]

>>52756046
Wait until 12:25, m8 ;)

[Anonymous No.52756066]

>>52754571
That's bearish sir, this trend is about to collapse

[Anonymous No.52756070]

>>52755950
>META
Lmao. Mark just needs to take it private or something.

[Anonymous No.52756072]

>>52756048
check the charts sweaty

[Anonymous No.52756074]

>>52756044
yuros really should consider exporting copium, its clearly some potent stuff

[Anonymous No.52756073]

>>52756044
Lel, check petrol prices.

[Anonymous No.52756076]

>>52756021
Imagine not having your foreign market index not up at least 3% today. Dax is garbage, eat some lechon

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52756094]

How long til circuit breakers in SPY? 5% down?

[Anonymous No.52756104]

>>52756072
its dumping and germany as a country is done

[Anonymous No.52756109]

>>52756094
New lows before 2023 but I doubt circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.52756120]

fuck I miss the days of circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.52756123]

>>52755706
For your pic how far out on an option do you go out to do that? I could try 100$ dozens of times and if I win once I make huge profit despite all the losses.

[Anonymous No.52756143]

I would like to know who I speak to about a refund?

[Anonymous No.52756144]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52756148]

>>52756104
I agree but the german news are coping pretty hard.
>"Record earnings" across all sectors
>inflation not that bad
>recession canceled

[Anonymous No.52756149]

Tsla on the way to close tha gap

[Anonymous No.52756156]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52756158]

>>52756148
and who cares? Really are you one of those normies pretending not to be a normie that still reads advertising blogs sponosred by china and ngos?

[Anonymous No.52756161]

I bought SQQQ out of desperation and with no backup plan after it already pumped some ...and it's working out so far.

[Anonymous No.52756164]

lol, bulls are so stupid

[Anonymous No.52756170]

>>52756046
2 more weeks, ironically

[Anonymous No.52756175]

>>52755968
welcome to a bear market no brain nigger monkey

[Anonymous No.52756185]

>>52756046
the santa rally is for my puts

[Anonymous No.52756191]

PULL UP PULL UP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52756197]

But fed isn't probably going to raise rates to 6% soon isn't that super bullish. 0% rates soon trust Cathie wood. Is market actually scared of high interest rates until 2024, what bad things can happen?

[Anonymous No.52756201]

>>52756161
None of it will matter in 9 million years

[Anonymous No.52756205]

And just like that the Powell-retard rally is gone

[Anonymous No.52756210]

>>52756161
nice trade broseph

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52756213]

>>52756191
No pull up til shit and piss is at 394.

...then we see if it breaks through on the retest. If it breaks through we could see 390 or even 380 today.

[Anonymous No.52756217]

>>52756021
>Not Nikkei
>He doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxR4Zo5Nmb0

[Anonymous No.52756224]

DOUBLE BOTTOM IS IN!

[Anonymous No.52756229]

>>52756213
How are your silj puts doing, faggot?

[Anonymous No.52756232]

>>52756205
It's funny because his speech wasn't even bullish at all. Just one fucking sentence but the rest was explicit about keeping rates high for longer. Market is actually so fucking dumb and easy to beat

[Anonymous No.52756233]

Get dumped on fggts

[Anonymous No.52756246]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.52756251]

>>52756233
th-th-thanks you 2

[Anonymous No.52756255]

Too much resistance at 396. This is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52756261]

>>52756255
hold my beer

[Anonymous No.52756262]

Time to deploy more capital to buy some steaming garbage. The Fed WILL buy back these garbage bags.
Pivotbros WHERE THE FUCK WE AT?

[Anonymous No.52756267]

WHERES MY PIVOOOT?!?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52756268]

>>52756229
Erm... theyre calls. And theyre doing quite well, nigger

I'm up about $6k on them but I've got til 2024 for SILJ to get to around $20 at which point I'll make ~300k USD. Not a bad deal if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.52756272]

>>52754419
How low can we go?

[Anonymous No.52756277]

>>52756262
>>52756262
>>52756267
The real pivot was the friends we made along the ways lads

[Anonymous No.52756279]

>>52756255
It is going to break through in <10 minutes.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52756287]

>>52756255
Nope. 394 is next major resistance. And it will bounce and retest it. Likely will blow through on the retest.

[Anonymous No.52756292]

NNN+5 complete, lfg

[Anonymous No.52756295]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.52756312]

>>52756287
there are no supports
spy 3200 eoy

[Anonymous No.52756316]

>>52756123
Someone answer me how do I do short dated spy (or whatever) lottery tickets? Is it going like 20 bucks out of the money on a end of week option or is that too expensive?

[Anonymous No.52756319]

Other than the silj guy, I hope all you bears bite the pillow hard during what's about to occur after 10:30
You niggers ain't seen nothing yet

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52756340]

>>52756319

[Anonymous No.52756342]

>>52756267
next year. be happy with the reduced rate hike pace, its more than bullish enough with declining inflation rate growth

[Anonymous No.52756349]

I hope you guys are prepared to short the scam bounce ahead of fomc
because fomc day is going to be -4% (again)
dont fall for the soft pivoot shilling they are trying to use you as exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.52756352]

>>52756319
Ok

[Anonymous No.52756385]

Whoever the anon was last night shilling short SHOP bonds has got to be right. They're yielding 5.28% right now. That's way low for such a shit company.

[Anonymous No.52756392]

>>52756349
go troll back on plebbit

[Anonymous No.52756395]

>>52756268
Damn. Michael looked great in that pic.

[Anonymous No.52756401]

>>52756392
stay mad mumunigger
you had ur exit pump hope you got out

[Anonymous No.52756416]

>set stop limit.
>Price starts gunning for stop limit.
>remove stop limit.
>Price goes other direction.
I hate that brokers can sell their order books.

[Anonymous No.52756418]

>>52756401
go back troll

[Anonymous No.52756421]

>>52756416
they need a profit model when everyone has zero fees anon, its either selling your data or dog shit spreads

[Anonymous No.52756427]

bros idk how to feel. I'm down 95% playing with weekly options.

[Anonymous No.52756440]

>100% cash

[Anonymous No.52756441]

>>52756427
I feel like you should not play with options anymore

[Anonymous No.52756453]

>>52756427
Just go borrow another 20 grand from your parents or somebody, goy. I'm sure you'll have better luck this time. It's not rigged at all, you just had bad luck is all

[Anonymous No.52756461]

MU bros we are so back

[Anonymous No.52756462]

>>52756416
dont use them. Whenever such thing happens, withdraw 10% of your account

[Anonymous No.52756463]

>>52756441
I made 200 to 100k and never thought about cashing out. I was just sick and tired working as a wage cuck.

[Anonymous No.52756465]

>>52756427
stop fucking with options man

[Anonymous No.52756466]

>>52756416
>stop limit
mistake #1

[Anonymous No.52756472]

>>52756427
Maybe use credit and debit spreads instead. Or at least have an exit strategy.

[Anonymous No.52756474]

>>52756416
Lol.
>New< service - hidden orders! Only .25 extra when you make your order.

[Anonymous No.52756480]

>>52754571
lmao just ignore the gigantic head and shoulders

[Anonymous No.52756485]

>>52755522
Kek that was me. Go ahead and talk some racist shit.

[Anonymous No.52756486]

>>52756463
Many such cases. I missed out on selling TLRY form5 dollars yesterday. No I’m just up 38% instead of being up 50%

[Anonymous No.52756491]

>>52756427
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.52756503]

>>52756472
>spreads
how would entering a call debit spread help me not lose 100% of premium paid... same as if i just bought a long call without the short call to go with it. spreads are a meme

[Anonymous No.52756506]

The market has been incredibly scammy both ways the last few weeks

[Anonymous No.52756507]

The epic pivot is here. A year+ of high rates.

[Anonymous No.52756511]

>>52756472
Why are goth lolis so perfect bros?

[Anonymous No.52756516]

[Anonymous No.52756519]

So MMTLP was a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.52756529]

>>52756465
>>52756472
I feel like a moron. I still made 200 to 20k which I cashed out. But fuck man. Never messing with options ever again

[Anonymous No.52756531]

Treasury bond chads win again

[Anonymous No.52756541]

>>52756416
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.52756543]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52756551]

>>52756519
FINRA hasn't delivered notice yet so no

[Anonymous No.52756562]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RUN FOR THE HILLS

[Anonymous No.52756574]

>>52756491
fuck you im not ready to die yet

[Anonymous No.52756575]

>Nasdaq below 11k today

[Anonymous No.52756577]

im going to sell my calls for a 30% loss and then go back to selling 0 DTE options vs fucking around with 30 day ATM long options. Call me a retard... dont care

[Anonymous No.52756578]

It's the great depression 2.0 retards

[Anonymous No.52756582]

dump dump dump

[Anonymous No.52756591]

D
O

N
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R
E
D
E
E
M

[Anonymous No.52756592]

>>52756416
stop loss?
no thank you.
dont fuck around if u are not serious

[Anonymous No.52756598]

Should I close out the last of these? Or will it keep doomping?

[Anonymous No.52756600]

>>52756551
Schizo

[Anonymous No.52756611]

>>52756578
not until I see reports about those "day in the life at tech company" tikok women standing on the streets selling themselves

[Anonymous No.52756612]

STOP FUCKING SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.52756615]

>TFW you buy the dip and it just keeps dipping

[Anonymous No.52756617]

>>52756598
Take profit. Don’t get greedy.

[Anonymous No.52756618]

>>52756598

[Anonymous No.52756622]

>>52756598
"When you post it in a screenshot, it is time to sell"

[Anonymous No.52756626]

Leapt off the cliff based on nothing but fomo and the trade is actually working. Today I love being a gambler.

[Anonymous No.52756634]

>>52756617
I took profit on most of them yesterday and missed out a bunch of gains

[Anonymous No.52756641]

MMTLP is about to get spicy

[Anonymous No.52756651]

Bobros we are deep in profit now. When are you holding SPXS until?

[Anonymous No.52756654]

where do all those bots come from all of a sudden?

comfy pre market. bots during market

go back

[Anonymous No.52756668]

>>52756416
>having your head so far up your own ass you blame everyone else instead of admitting you were wrong or simply got stop hunted by institutions

[Anonymous No.52756679]

>>52756641
Meds

[Anonymous No.52756680]

>>52756654
Do you not know how markets work or?...

[Anonymous No.52756683]

Oil producing and exporting countries are basically giving away their finite product for free at these prices.
Why they do it remains a mystery.

[Anonymous No.52756684]

Hmm, today seems like a good day to do some of that tax-loss harvesting

[Anonymous No.52756685]

HAHAHHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.52756691]

>>52756577
There's enough volatility skew on low delta puts (on major indexes) to make it hypothetically worthwhile. What's your 0DTE strategy?

[Anonymous No.52756699]

>>52756680
apparently some discord, sub reddit or other mostly dead group of niggers decides to leave their dead depressing platform on opening and spam another dead platform. A shame mods dont deal with them on here like they would deal with them on their platforms for shitposting, bans

[Anonymous No.52756700]

>>52756668
when will they learn stop loss hunting is a thing
never?

[Anonymous No.52756701]

>>52756683
>finite product
Oil is abiogenic
It's produced in the Earth naturally from heat and pressure
Not from dead dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.52756718]

>>52756699
Which posts are made by bots?

[queefcollector69420 No.52756721]

>>52754419

valid

[Anonymous No.52756730]

>>52756683
Threats of actually cutting real production, as in taking barrels off the market, are as impotent as Trump tweets.

>>52756699
Or, you know, people wake up, go to work, then fuck around on /smg/ at the same time as options start trading and prices start moving with conviction and volume.

[Anonymous No.52756737]

I WAS PROMISED A SANTA RALLY

WHY AM I DOWN 10%

[Anonymous No.52756748]

>>52756718
Some retarded meme speak, image spam or poor troll attemps where it is impossible to say if it is some low life fail troll or a bot is in general treated as a bot

[Anonymous No.52756750]

>>52756683
>Oil producing and exporting countries are basically giving away their finite product for free at these prices.
Well they're making $70+ on something that costs them much less to extract, and in some cases have a thousand years worth of inventory. Perhaps that's why they keep selling?

The real mystery is why US shale continues to exist. They all hedged away their profits just to stay alive, and now drilling cost inflation means they'll be zombies for another decade.

[queefcollector69420 No.52756760]

>>52754563

thank GAWD because I just bought a Cayenne 4.8 S and it gurgles 92 octane like Biden's mom gurgles african spooge

[Anonymous No.52756763]

>>52756730
>are as impotent as Trump tweets
automated and algorithmic trading programs were fixated on trump tweets like nothing ever seen before.
what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.52756765]

>>52756737
Sorry, Jim Brandon is in control now. This time of year we get Satan rallies.

[Anonymous No.52756767]

I have a job interview with JP Morgan. I also own $20k in JEPI. Is that a legal problem if I get the job?

[Anonymous No.52756785]

>>52756651
Took profit and sold SQQQ at 46
You can't fight with the jews, they will turn twist and turn Powell announcement next week into a Santa rally

[Anonymous No.52756793]

>>52756767
There's usually only a conflict of interest if you own a large enough amount or have some sort of regulator/gov't influence on the security.

[Anonymous No.52756794]

>>52756767
What position you applying for?

[Anonymous No.52756795]

>>52756750
Yeah, buddy.
Never mind the infrastructure and energy needed to extract Oil from the ground and process it and distribute it and so on and so on.
Every link in that chain faced strenuous inflation over the past years as well.
They are indeed giving it away for free at the moment.
>inb4 i'm not your buddy, pal.

[Anonymous No.52756804]

>>52756763
I mean in terms of action. Trump'd bitch 10x as much as he'd act. Same as OPEC.

We've seen oil bleed from 130 to 70 on recessions and SPR dumps. Their reaction? A paper cut of 2m bpd, actually cutting, what, 500k?

[Anonymous No.52756812]

>>52756767
Only NEETs are allowed to hold JEPI.
Didn't you check the prospectus?

[Anonymous No.52756815]

Ffs.

[Anonymous No.52756819]

>>52756767
You'll get a ~5% discount on purchasing JPM stock was part of the offer I received. Once I found out my boss was going to be a nigger though I rescinded my application

[Anonymous No.52756824]

>>52756767
I don't think they worry what office janitors do bro.

[Anonymous No.52756833]

I just boughted rklb. Why do I engage in this faggotry

[Anonymous No.52756834]

>>52756767
No, they probably would prefer you to use their funds if anything.

[Anonymous No.52756836]

>>52756615
Probably some tax year selling

[Anonymous No.52756844]

>>52756793
Well, I'm gonna keep adding to my position until I do have a lot. I have 90k earmarked for JEPI, but been adding 10k to my position at a time each month.
>>52756794
Software dev. Last job layed me off, now I wanna bug out to a cheaper city instead of the tech city meme. JP Morgan has options in some cheap fucking cities. Hoping for Pittsburgh.

[Anonymous No.52756848]

Digits and we end up green

[Anonymous No.52756850]

Baking

[Anonymous No.52756852]

Will nasdaq keep dumping or is it enough for today

[Anonymous No.52756859]

>>52756844
It's cheap in Pittsburgh because you might get shot

[Anonymous No.52756861]

>>52756767
If you get the job, your shares are converted into the conflict-of-interest-free equivalents: JEPI Equivalent Warrants

[Anonymous No.52756863]

>>52756804
>I mean in terms of action. Trump'd bitch 10x as much as he'd act.
Well, that is true I suppose.
His
>LAW & ORDER
and
>monitoring the situation very closely
were nothing more than impotent rage.

[Anonymous No.52756865]

>>52756858
>>52756858
>>52756858
new
>>52756858
>>52756858
>>52756858
new

[Anonymous No.52756905]

>>52756859
Fair enough, but my friend pays 600 for three bedrooms. Fucking affordable.

[Anonymous No.52756915]

>>52756795
Ok dude. I've answered your mystery, but go ahead and deny facts and believe whatever you want. I'm not here to stop you. Feel free to go full long on brent futures if that's what you truly believe.
Oil is priced at the marginal barrel. Most producers make money most of the time. This is true today, and true in general outside niche situations like the absolute bottom of the covid crash.

You can certainly argue that some OPEC countries can't balance their budgets at current oil prices, but to pretend that they're not profiting off the oil extraction itself (adjusting for all costs incl infrastructure) is delusional.

[Anonymous No.52756926]

>>52756844
from my experience with Charles Schwab, they will tell you to move all your investment accounts to accounts with them at a minimum
I've heard financial sector folks getting even more micromanaged into specific company run funds/ETFs as well
another option is using a financial advisor with full control that you sign over
the exact flavor is up to company policy

[Anonymous No.52756937]

Buying all the oil to sell next year

sorry @Joe

[Anonymous No.52756957]

>>52756915
tl;dr
why you seethe so much?

[Anonymous No.52757014]

>>52756957
You've misinterpreted. I find willful ignorance somewhat comedic.
At the end of the day, for winners to exist in the market there must also be losers. Might as well enjoy laughing at them.

[Anonymous No.52757070]

>>52756915
>>52756957
[addendum]
Ok, I actually took the time to read your post.
Sounds reasonable, however I don't agree with it and believe that reality right now is looking vastly different.
>>52757014
>Might as well enjoy laughing at them.
I strongly doubt that successful and experienced market participants show tendencies to laugh at the decisions of the other party they're trading with.

[Anonymous No.52757089]

>>52756038
Blessed. The best kind of mistakes are the ones that still win.

[Anonymous No.52757154]

>>52756785
>Took profit and sold SQQQ at 46
>You can't fight with the jews, they will turn twist and turn Powell announcement next week into a Santa rally
I'm gonna to set increasing stoplosses on my SPXS, but not super tight ones. Trying to let this ride as I think SP500 should die. We'll come back for you if it moons

Bascially, Jews need to make a hard push to get me out.

[Anonymous No.52757361]

>>52756598
+100% in like 2 trading days and youre actually asking 'should i close these out'. Stop being such a basketball enthusiast and close them.

[Anonymous No.52757550]

>>52756491

dammit