/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52740847]

i cant wait until you retards actually move to the country and see how horrible it is. i am going to laugh my ass off when you scream and cry to go back

>no people
>everyone is trashy as fuck
>untrained dogs everywhere barking biting people sitting out all day
>not one fucking thing to do
>have to do every hobby totally alone
>no internet
>everyone is drunk, angry, screaming, poor, miserable
>every person is mentally fucked up from abuse neglect and misery
>everyone is a creepy ass hole
>no smile laughter or glowing just brain dead inbred eyes full of pain and suffering
>everyone is ugly
>bugs everywhere
>everyone just sits inside staring at a tv going insane
>shitty weather

i cant wait until you delusional suburban retards finally “make it” and move to a pit of despair that makes you want to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.52741360]

Lmao agreed, OP. It cracks me up hearing these suburban princesses acting like they're going to live an idyllic life as a homesteader in the open country. Can't wait for the first meth head to break into their greenhouse and shit all over their flowers, and then they realize the cops are also the meth heads family and are only on duty like 2 hours a week. They'll head into town to get their mind off of the event and find a laundry mat, a bowling alley, and a Kmart are the only things open. They'll sit in the bowling alley bar surrounded by lonely alcoholics drinking warm beer while thinking to themselves
>A-a-least I'm not a city cuck

[Anonymous No.52741388]

As long as I'm away from pajeets and shitskins, I don't give a shit how bad it is

[Anonymous No.52741404]

>>52741388
>I might be married to a 300 lbs farm girl who was sucking her uncle's dick at 4 and has 3 kids from 2 different truckers, but at least she's not brown!
Lol@you and your "fantasy"

[Anonymous No.52741405]

>>52740847
LOL its not that bad. The women situation is horrific, however.

[Anonymous No.52741438]

>>52741388
hillbillies are worse but you will see. i’d rather be shot by tyrone.

[Anonymous No.52741458]

>>52741405
when you move to a rural area you have effectively just become a third worlder

[Anonymous No.52741464]

>>52741404
Nice projection fatty.

[Anonymous No.52741495]

>>52740847
this is the true whiteman's destiny - would absolutely love living where it snows and is cold

[Anonymous No.52741496]

>>52740847
>have to do every hobby totally alone
No change.

[Anonymous No.52741519]

>>52741495
good goyim. go sit in the middle of nowhere rotting alone thats what the superior white man does!!

[Anonymous No.52741574]

>>52741388

Same

[Anonymous No.52741577]

>City sucks
>Rural sucks
What doesn't suck?

[Anonymous No.52741624]

>>52741519
>noooo goyim you have to live in the BIG CITY in a building with a hundred pakistanis and work 80 hours a week for Mr Schlomoberg!!

[Anonymous No.52741648]

>>52741404
Atleast the niggers and pajeets are gone. Nothing is worse than cohabitating with these fuckers

[Anonymous No.52741650]

>>52741577
city on Mars prob

[Anonymous No.52741656]

>>52741650
idk man I saw Total Recall and it looked shitty.

[Anonymous No.52741686]

>>52740847
What third world country are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.52741734]

>>52741458
treated like one, maybe. The male-female ratio in small towns is insanely skewed not in your favor, so unless youre a literaly 8-9 figure chad youll get no attention from women and the men will view you as competition so its fucked. People dont realize how rich the average farmer is, dude next door to me is sitting on ~5000 acres worth well into the hundreds of millions

[Anonymous No.52741742]

>>52741624
you know mid sized cities exist right? people are civil and it’s affordable

[Anonymous No.52743634]

>>52740847
Explain how urbanites are different from this in literally any way?

[Anonymous No.52743870]

>>52740847
The real redpill is that it all sucks dick regardless if you’re urban or rural. Urban places are damn near completely necessary for a job thats actually worth a shit, but there’s a reason why super rich types have plenty of remote land to fuck off too whether its a cabin in the woods on some private island.

[Anonymous No.52744934]

>>52740847
>>no people
That's the point.
I grew up in rural Canada, you faggots can have the cities.
Hope the niggers jump you and the spics peel your skin.

[Anonymous No.52744959]

>>52740847
>>everyone is trashy as fuck
>>untrained dogs everywhere barking biting people sitting out all day
>>not one fucking thing to do
>>have to do every hobby totally alone
>>no internet
>>everyone is drunk, angry,
Based.
Sounds like ye ol viking times.
You're fat and weak aren't you?

[Anonymous No.52744971]

>>52741458
what's wrong with being a third worlder?

[Anonymous No.52744986]

>>52740847
>>every person is mentally fucked up from abuse neglect and misery
>>everyone is a creepy ass hole
>>no smile laughter or glowing just brain dead inbred eyes full of pain and suffering
>>everyone is ugly
Nah, that's just mutt Americans and THEIR GMO.
You Americans are trash.
>>52741360
>Lmao agreed, OP. It cracks me up hearing these suburban princesses acting like they're going to live an idyllic life as a homesteader in the open country. Can't wait for the first meth head to break into their greenhouse and shit all over their flowers, and then they realize the cops are also the meth heads family and are only on duty like 2 hours a week.
I cook meth and sell stolen firearms.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to you little fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.52745002]

>>52741404
Hey hey! Spot the yid.
Don't you have some shit to eat you fucking homo.
Nah, just kidding, I'm sure you're a loser and no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.52745008]

>>52740847
Stop fudding rural areas so China and Bill Gates can buy for cheap.

[Anonymous No.52745011]

>>52741519
I'm alone in the city right now.
I wanna cook meth and build machine guns, you're a fucking faggot suburbanite scum.
Please kill yourself, everything you know is a Jewish Hollywood propaganda meme.

[Anonymous No.52745025]

>>52741577
>What doesn't suck?
Nothing.
You're just a pussy.

[Anonymous No.52745033]

>implying
Only retards actually move out in the country
Vacation house in the mountains is the patrician's choice, if you're looking for nature.
Being near a city is simply preferable.

[Anonymous No.52745070]

>>52740847
>>everyone is trashy as fuck
>>untrained dogs everywhere barking biting people sitting out all day
>>not one fucking thing to do
>>have to do every hobby totally alone
>>everyone is drunk, angry, screaming, poor, miserable
>>every person is mentally fucked up from abuse neglect and misery
>>everyone is a creepy ass hole
>>no smile laughter or glowing just brain dead inbred eyes full of pain and suffering
>>everyone is ugly
>>bugs everywhere
>>everyone just sits inside staring at a tv going insane
>>shitty weather
this is literally every single major american city except there are niggers around, more crime, more insane/drunk/angry/screaming/poor/miserable shitheads around
I've lived in ~5 major american cities over the past 10 years and grew up in a meth-hole in the rust belt
The meth-hole had less problems and was a better choice overall.

[Anonymous No.52745112]

Living out in the woods in Alabama is as good as it gets for a white man. Nobody will ever bother you . Total silence and ultimate darkness at night. No blacks come near you. Literally paradise.

[Anonymous No.52745117]

You don't have to live in the absolute worst rural pit in order to enjoy the good side of rural/semi-rural/suburban life.

Suburbs are the favorite in the US for a reason. The right ones tend to combine the best elements of country/city living and comfort.

Regardless, you are safer in the country, and people tend to be friendlier, even if there are trashy/poor folk out there as well. "Trashy" in the country is just kind of dirty and uncouth, "trashy" in the city is a literal massive violent no go zone where you can't walk around after 7 PM.

[Anonymous No.52745133]

>>52745070

Right. No one is saying the country is ideal in any way. It's just that cities have gotten so wretched that anything is better. As I've gotten older I've gotten more sympathetic to my grandpa and how he was bitter that his old neighborhood got essentially taken over and obliterated by jogger migration in the 50's and 60's.

[Anonymous No.52745145]

>>52745112
>Want to have friends over
>Yeah man it's just about an hour and a half on a one lane dirt road make sure you bring beer and snacks
No thanks

[Anonymous No.52745171]

>>52741458
lmao suburban burgers making it is literally casting pearls before swine
imagine not wanting to move in the Florence countryside to live like a god among the vineyards and fucking prime italian pussy until you get a heart attack at 107
bizbros truly have no taste

[Anonymous No.52745199]

Yeah country is terrible. Don't come here. Stay in your dynamic cities.

[Anonymous No.52745209]

>>52740847
>i cant wait until you retards actually move to the country and see how horrible it is.
>shitty weather
>post pic of a snowy city street with a highrise clearly visible in the photo.
look mom, it's 'tarded!

[Anonymous No.52745241]

>>52745199
>Gravel road
>Weed covered flat plains
>Sunset
I too have witnessed a Midwest sunset, now enjoy your 50 minute ride out to the nearest store which is a truck stop

[Anonymous No.52745278]

>>52741742
You know even mid sized cities have a sizable (and quickly increasing) immigrant population? Go warm up a pop tart you fat fuck, I've got a garden to tend to.

[Anonymous No.52745304]

NGOniggers going wild with the demoralization samefag posts since SBF robbed everyone and Ye bought up the JQ lmao

hey Steinberg, hold this fuckin L while I tie my shoe thanks, try not to molest it though

[Anonymous No.52745375]

>>52740847
I live in the country and this hasn't been my experience at all. Quite the opposite, really. I haven't seen a nigger in like three months.

[Anonymous No.52745382]

>>52745241
Yeah exactly. It's shit. Imagine not living next to a walmart and eating chickfila 3 times a week. Stay in the cities bro where you can buy a decent onions latte.

[Anonymous No.52745406]

>>52745382
You stay out there long enough and discover why there's so much meth use and alcoholism

[Anonymous No.52745472]

>>52741495
It's hell. If the heating in your home breaks or your car breaks down in the wrong place, you can die in one day.

[Anonymous No.52745489]

>>52745406
Yeah bro exactly. Everyone is off their heads on fentanyl and drunk. That's why they leave a million plus dollars of equipment parked in the fields unattended. Too dangerous to park it at home. Unbelievable drug and crime problems here.

[Anonymous No.52745515]

>>52740847
>DUDE i just LOVE the absence of the hustle and bustle in a SMALL TOWN, it’s so IDYLLIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite /POL/ THREADS. you should totally come on down to my single wide trailer, it’s got EXPOSED VINYL SIDING exterior walls and everything, we can crack open a nice old milwaukee or three and get crazy watching some wildlife on my front lawn! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the local bar- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a pit of despair for WHITE ARYAN failures, so we can drown our sorrows and maybe buy some meth, without any NIGGERS or JEWS bothering us. speaking of which bobby jo and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both signing the marriage certificate at the court house tomorrow, that way we can save money on gas because it's a 2 hour drive and bobby jo got court tomorrow for her drug charges anyways. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this old milwaukee and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.52745519]

>>52741458
>just become a third worlder

if you're not a poorfag you can buy some property and play minecraft irl. My friend's grandpa owns a big property and owns a bunch of equipment. Built a fishing pond, does some hunting, pays someone to farm their grass

[Anonymous No.52745580]

>>52745489
That's honestly great if you run a farm and enjoy it anon
I've traveled a lot Ive seen what you see every day
I just find it funny when your people fly out to my city to see shows and vacation
They literally have to FLY OUT and they stay in a hotel in uptown and they think it's the coolest thing to be in the big city. That is their vacation. LOL
You know where I vacation? Spain. Germany. Japan. Lmao
Truly makes me laugh god it must be so fucking boring to live out there

[Anonymous No.52745625]

>>52740847
I moved to the country from suburbia and it's paradise. You're retaded and poor and your social circle sucks. The key is to be friends with multiple rich rancher/farmer types with 40+ acres and you can just live in a private world on your own land and visiting your friends.

Poorcels will always be poor and gross and miserable. Cope. Seeth. Dialate.

[Anonymous No.52745637]

Lots of malding on all sides ITT but if any anons are outdoorsy and currently trapped in a big city I recommend moving to a small city or town in a purple or blue state, preferably close to a college. I struggled with women my entire youth and then I did this and almost immediately started getting laid. Rural areas of blue states are also the whitest and safest, as a general rule, but I wouldn't personally live anywhere with shit gun laws.

[Anonymous No.52745647]

>>52740847
You merely adopted the trailer park. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see a Starbucks until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but FAGGOTRY

[Anonymous No.52745681]

>>52745625
>rich farmer types
>40 acres
delusional. i grew up next to a 100+ acre farm.

[Anonymous No.52745698]

>>52745580
Bro you visited Japan? Ive farmed japan.

[Anonymous No.52745706]

Good talking to you Midwestanon, I've gonna stop by an authentic pho spot for lunch
You? Ham sandwiches? Again? HAHHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.52745736]

>>52740847
Everything is gucci with my gum gum !

[Anonymous No.52745788]

>>52740847
>no people
Good.
>everyone is trashy as fuck
No arrogant fucks around either? Great.
>untrained dogs
Just let them bite you, it's not like you could possibly do something about it.
>hobbies
Yeah, you're gonna have to open your own axe-throwing barcade or whatever. Meanwhile everybody else is meeting up for hunting, fishing, going camping or volunteer work. It's a (you) problem.
>no internet
literally untrue, especially since starlink and 5G modems
>everyone is drunk, angry, screaming...
You're describing city people again anon. At worst I've seen people lamenting the state of their town, but miserable or angry for no good reason? God no, the entire county would know about your schizo freakout and you'd be buying beers for months to come to get people to get over your episode.
>no smile laughter or glowing just brain dead inbred eyes full of pain and suffering
Congrats, until this you had me, but now you're trolling, the dead eyes full of suffering is literally the default status in every major city and every subway station in probably the world. Even people carrying balloons for their loved one they're going to pick up at the airport have this 1000 yard stare that is seemingly induced by the use of local area trains.
>everyone just sits inside staring at a tv going insane
Again that's a (you) problem. Everyone else is at the lakes, rivers, forests, baseball fields.
>bugs everywhere
I'll take some bugs over the billion NYC sewer rats any day.
>shitty weather
Extremely dependent on time of year and locale. Just because you're not getting a suntan in december in Washington state doesn't mean the weather is shit year round.

[Anonymous No.52745810]

>>52740847
None of that is real. The only issue is ulyou might not get Starbucks everyday, and there is no doordash...

[Anonymous No.52745813]

>>52744959
>SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.52745935]

>>52740847
>>no people
based
>>everyone is trashy as fuck
they are trashier up north, especially in ohio
>>untrained dogs everywhere barking biting people sitting out all day
ohhh nooo, not my favorite animal
>>not one fucking thing to do
lies, you can hike mountains and go camping
>>have to do every hobby totally alone
based
>>no internet
lies, I got 56k in the appalachians in the mid 90's no problem. all you need is a phone line
>>everyone is drunk, angry, screaming, poor, miserable
lies. a new truck costs like 200k. let's see a poor person buy that
>>every person is mentally fucked up from abuse neglect and misery
you already said they were miserable in the last line
>>everyone is a creepy ass hole
projection
>>no smile laughter or glowing just brain dead inbred eyes full of pain and suffering
i'm laughing at your post right now so that can't be true
>>everyone is ugly
there are no niggers here
>>bugs everywhere
ohhh nooo, not bugs! i'm scared, hold me bros what will I do
>>everyone just sits inside staring at a tv going insane
So we have cable television but no internet? How does that work
>>shitty weather
I can't wait for that part because I'm going snowboarding in a few days at a nice mountain resort

[Anonymous No.52745970]

>>52745117
>Suburbs are the favorite in the US for a reason. The right ones tend to combine the best elements of country/city living and comfort.
You're thinking of small towns/neighborhoods within a larger metropolitan area. They're very different things. Suburbs are car-dependent, restrictively-zoned, and tend to decay over time as they're built off debt and never have enough money for actual improvements. Small towns/city enclaves have grandfathered-in mixed zoning, reasonably far away from industrial activity, and pay for themselves with the businesses in a dense retail district. You can live on the outskirts of one of these, have a reasonable amount of land and privacy, and still be able to walk/bike places (or, have a short (<8 minute) drive into downtown and be able to walk around it).
But the problem with America is that no matter where you live you're going to be subject to our high prices caused by forced buy-in of middleman margin, media and physiological poison from over-corporatized/under-regulated resource distribution, and general lack of safety from our unrectified social malaise.

[Anonymous No.52745982]

>>52745637

There really are a lot of cash small cities. You don't have to be quite literally in the middle of no where to enjoy comfort/peace/options.

[Anonymous No.52746018]

>>52740847
Yeah, I agree OP. Supposedly loving this is nothing but the ultimate cope.

[Anonymous No.52746071]

>>52745970

Do you know what suburb means though? There are essentially 3 kinds of residential zones: urban, suburban, and rural. The "metro area" is still a suburb because it's simply not in the city. Yes, styles of suburbs vary, but it's essentially where everyone ends up wanting to live.

Also don't get it twisted, people in sfh neighborhoods don't want to be near the high density housing, it's the cities that come out, annex suburbs, and then start rezoning places to put in projects.

[Anonymous No.52746561]

>>52746071
This is incorrect. A place outside of a city's limits is an exurb. A suburb is a hybrid designation, referring to both urban and exurban areas that exist as subordinate localities to a nearby city, particularly those built specifically for this purpose. Categorized in this way, there is clear separation between small towns that occasionally serve as suburbs re: formal or informal annexation, and the areas most people know as suburbs. You don't want to live in a planned community where your choices are doing everything at home or driving to restrictively-zoned amenities. You want to live in an independent small town that is supported by its own businesses (which may be dependent on nearby cities for resources, but not for jobs, i.e., a minority of the town's population commutes). This distinction is important because there are knock-on effects of mass investment into the Ponzi shitcoin that is your given American planned suburb.

[Anonymous No.52746579]

>>52745008
>bill gates got scammed into buying land in the midwest
what a retard

[Anonymous No.52746611]

>>52746561

Why are you trying to split hairs when the argument and distinctions are quite clear. People know what all 3 of these kinds of areas are, and they're all that is discussed.

Not all suburbs are suburban tract housing, yes. It's a hybrid category. People who move there want the comfort and independence of a standalone house but also proximity and access to all amenities anyone could ever want, I've never heard of someone building a suburban development out in the middle of literally fucking nowhere, it's always orbiting some kind of city or town.

[Anonymous No.52746806]

>52740847
>no people
sold

[Anonymous No.52746857]

>>52740847
Yeah I hate living in canada

[Anonymous No.52747121]

>>52741495
no you wouldnt

[Anonymous No.52747701]

>>52741577
This is mainly a USA problem.

[Anonymous No.52747758]

>>52740847
Most suburbanites sit secluded in their homes. Having homes stacked on top of each other does not mean you socialize.

[Anonymous No.52747829]

>>52740847
First and foremost fuck OP,

But if you anons do move to the country do not talk about money.
These people are easily offended like libtards, and if they see you doing better than them they get all fucked up.

If you buy land they will probably trespass and cousin billy is the one police officer in town who will do nothing about it.

So if you move out there know your place, and try to get the logical ones on your side.

[Anonymous No.52747868]

>>52741577
suburbia a hour away from a city

>>52741734
locationcels are genuinely a thing, if you're a 4chan internet humor sperg you're almost 99% more certain to find someone who will at least put up with you if not love you for who you are in a large city

especially if they're in the creative field imo, think art school students/grads and similar.

find love in the city then move to the suburbs

>>52745489
you cant do too much with million dollar machinery, that also gets left in the city with the keys in it (think excavators and payloaders) but leave a dirtbike/quad, diesel, or some copper unattended in that same area and see how fast it'll disappear

[Anonymous No.52747892]

>>52745145
You can have a bonfire, shoot guns, yell at the moon, drink and drive, etc.

That's bretty based if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.52747894]

>>52741438

>hillbillies are worse but you will see. i’d rather be shot by tyrone.

[Anonymous No.52747903]

>>52740847
Why would anyone reply to a Zionist goyslop connoisseur? You are such a soft faggot with zero concept of life out of the city. He can’t cut it without his lifeblood of marvel and McDonald’s therefore you can’t

[Anonymous No.52747934]

I can't even wrap my around all the hatred that goes on in threads like these. Directionless, unmitigated anger and hate.

[Anonymous No.52747960]

>>52747934

Pic related explains it. The Jewish city dweller harbors a genocidal hatred of the white rural American. The Jews wish to repeat the extermination of the kulaks (white famers) just like they did in the Soviet Union.

[Anonymous No.52747961]

>>52747903
outside of major cities your only source of sustenance is probably going to be gas station food (wawa/sheetz if you're really lucky) + mcdonalds or hardees maybe a really shitty chinese buffet that hasn't been updated in 30 years so the goyslop argument is stupid

hell even the marvel argument is fucking dumb because ruralites don't shut the fuck up about college niggerball to the point you're the weird one if you don't know which felon made the touchdown last nights game