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>plucking nose hairs
>plucking hairs out of moles
>picking off scabs
>plucking individual grey hairs out
>picking out a blood clot from a nosebleed and it's long and dry on the top then wet and you can feel it extract out your nose
>picking a bit of dried shit off your ass hair
>just pulling the ass hair off and seeing a lump of shit in the clump
>picking nails
>peeling off dried on tissue from your cock after leaving a tissue to soak up the cum
>pissing after sex
>getting ear wax removed
name some better feelings

>> No.52727106

Tf does "larping" as middle class even mean?

>> No.52727110

Drinking water after a hard day's work.

>> No.52727123

>>52727093
>finding the mind muscle connection on the pec fly machine
Makes me moan in public

>> No.52727129

Cracking your lower back after you shower when you get back from work

>> No.52727146

Nothing has topped the feeling of getting my ass eaten in a nightclub bathroom while drunk and then thinking "hajaja fuck it" and letting loose 12 liters of liquid shit with extreme force. I didn't look back, just pulled my pants back up and left. Never saw her again.

>> No.52727152

when i pick my nose and it pulls a semi condensed but not hard string of snot from the far back of my nose and then my nose smells 'snotty' afterwards

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>>52727093
>cum

>> No.52727194

squeezing a pimple and a long white string of pus comes out

>> No.52727283

>>52727146
lol go on

>> No.52727336

>>52727283
Not much more story left, anon. I heard her moaning one second and then the next a startled, confused sound before it turned into muffled screaming and gargling, but I was too fucked up and feeling extra devilish. I just kept pushing out what felt like an amount of shit that was watery and voluminous enough that I was convinced, in my inebriated state, had been pumped up my ass with a hose when I wasn't looking. I heard a wet thud, which I now surmise to have been her slipping and falling, and then the shrieking died down. I really don't know what happened afterwards, just puled my pants up without wiping and walked out back to the party, but the massive amount of effort it took to spray my organs out left me tired so I went home and fell asleep in the bathtub almost immediately. I never went to that place again out of fear of the unknown.

>> No.52727503

alright i think i got it.... thanks

>> No.52727504

You idiot you're supposed to trim nose hairs. plucking causes ingrown hairs.

>> No.52727527

>>52727123
based knower, now let me introduce you to the lats when doing pullups

>> No.52727539

Popping the blackheads off my nose by squeezing certain parts is so satisfying.
Also popping my back by twisting my waist while sitting in a chair feels good too.

>> No.52727580

>picking a bit of dried shit off your ass hair
>just pulling the ass hair off and seeing a lump of shit in the clump

I have one of the hairiest asses in north America and I’ve never wiped my ass so poorly that a PIECE of shit was leftover in my ass hair, Jesus Christ

Also plucking a nose hair is the closest thing to torture I’ve ever had to do to myself, I’d rather get a tattoo than pluck my nose hairs