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Wagies are crazy lmao

>> No.52724669

>>52724569
Yeah that's just stupid unless it worked perfectly and didn't fuck up the coffee glass

>> No.52724700

>>52724569
>leaving a coffee pot full of burnt garlic and chicken for cleaning service to take care of
Based

>> No.52724716
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Can't he just be honest?
You sometimes get dinners covered, but not reimbursed. Meaning you have to eat at preset locations, and sometimes the food just sucks really bad. Or you get tired of the fact the menu is monotype.

Reimbursed is superior, because you actually got options unless you have to work in absolute fucking nowhere.

>> No.52724726

>>52724669
I don't see how this would have done anything other than fuck up the chicken AND the coffee pot, certified 100% retarded. The charge on the card for the destroyed coffee pot is going to undo any meager savings his gross dinner produced

>> No.52724766

>>52724569
That is just fucking stupid, you can get 5 dollar rotisserie chickens to eat at any supermarket. You can literally eat a whole chicken right out the bag in 2 minutes and then be fine for food for the rest of the day.

>> No.52724824

>>52724569
literal mental illness

>> No.52724839

>>52724726
Kek, I hope his company sees that charge on the hotel bill and ends up demoting him or at least make them think he's some sort of sperg

>> No.52724860

>>52724726
Looks like a glass pot. I don't know if those coffee heaters are warm enough to cook, rather than just keep water warm, but it shouldn't fuck up the pot.

>> No.52724887

Oh no no no

>> No.52724905
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>>52724839
yeah this would make me question his decision-making abilities
you're given $25 or more for dinner so you can not waste your time feeding yourself with dumb shit like this and focus on the job they sent you there to do
>"hey boss I was able to panhandle a couple bucks in front of the office during my lunch break... where's my promotion? why are you laughing?"

>> No.52724918

>>52724766
>You can literally eat a whole chicken right out the bag in 2 minutes and then be fine for food for the rest of the day.
Based and chicken-pilled, I eat 2-3 of those a week

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>>52724569
When I start my own business how do I find waggies like this? Imagine having the full devotion of another human being.

>> No.52724979

>>52724951
Hire young and present fathers

>> No.52725041

>>52724951
you need to look out for the between hussle RISE AND GRIND people and the reddit types
Self-help subreddit are the best place for this

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>>52724569
Post more linkledn dickriders

>> No.52725669

>>52724700
kek
all the better when that promotion come at someone else's expense

>> No.52725808

>>52725612
Those kind of people put everyone at risk

>> No.52726018

>>52724569
Every job I've had does not care if you expense things, they actually encourage it for tax write-offs this guy is a faggot

>> No.52726030

>>52725612
Holy shit that poor kid

>> No.52726096

>>52724951
Anyone with a homeloan who NEEDS that pay check. Helps if they're leftwing

>> No.52726172

>>52725612
>"open to work" profile picture
>actually posts on linked in
poor unemployable roastie

>>52726018
as long as it's not "lavish or extravagant," 100% of it is deductible. my work is paying like $150/night to have me chill at HQ for a week, you better believe the entire expense is taken off their taxable income

>> No.52726262

>>52724569
why the fuck do i frequent this board, this is quite obviously a fucking troll linkedin post

>> No.52726342

>>52724766
>>52724918
based my brothers
only thing is it costs $10 here but I still love those little chickens

>> No.52726429

>>52726342
chickens are the niggers of birds, anon. give me a turkey, duck, or goose, anything but a fucking cannibalistic scratching pecking little shit nigger chicken

>> No.52726647

>>52724569
>>52725612
I hate these linkedin corpo bootlickers so much. The indian ones are even worse.

>> No.52726764

>>52724766
>>52724918
>>52726342
I cook those chickens at Wegmans. We switched over to a new supplier and raised the price to $9.99 but the new supplier is honestly worth it, very quality chicken. Whenever one breaks I always devour it afterwards. Love em.

>> No.52726775

>>52726342
Yeah, they're around $8 where I live, but at costco they are still $5.

>> No.52726800

>>52726262
Yeah, literally every thread is a shitpost but I still come here.

>> No.52727113
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Wagie hate story I told in another thread. There this 70 year old woman that works at my wagie job who looks like pick related. Everyone bullies her because she dumb and slow it's hilarious. The girls tell me she cries in the bathroom sometimes lmao

>> No.52727160

>>52727113
That’s sad, if I ever fuck up real bad financial at 70+ I’m moving in and leaching off my kids

>> No.52727175

>>52727160
I don't think you understand anon these people don't have kids or a partner or anyone

>> No.52727368

>>52727113
that is fucked up and hilarious simultaneously. why is she even working there at that age

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>>52726647
>The indian ones are even worse.
Indeed. *sniff sniff*
Ew, you smell something?

>> No.52727454

What a fucking asshole

>> No.52727458

>>52727430
>Smellie

>> No.52727486

>>52726764
Based and Wegmans pilled. You guys have the absolute best rotisserie chicken.

>> No.52727508

>>52724569
Holy shit, I would fire this dolt immediately.

>> No.52727547

>>52727368
Probably because someone in her family needs money. It’s always to support her millstone grandkids or her dying husband or druggie child.

>> No.52727894

>>52727486
You try the new rosemary flavor? I didn't think it would be all that good at first but it's probably grown to be my favorite. Assuming it's made right (we are supposed to let them sit overnight with the seasoning but doesn't always happen depending on who worked the day before) it's probably our best one.

>> No.52727961

>>52724839
>ends up demoting him or at least make them think he's some sort of sperg
This. If they end up charging for "broken coffee pot", they may end up figuring he's some violent clumsy drunk.

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>>52726429
>the niggers of birds
Someone call? No? Well I'll just continue screeching, like I have for the last six hours, and will continue to do so for another six.

>> No.52728002

>>52727547
Dead family and no money you meat

>> No.52728019

>>52727113

This is sad, you're probably a kike

>> No.52728021

>>52727977
Seagulls can swim.

>> No.52728022

>>52728019
Seethe wagie

>> No.52728038

>>52726429
>duck
top kek bro

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>>52724569
Kek, I am totally the opposite, trying to spend as much corporate money as possible. You are promoted for how much you extra money you make, not how much extra la money you save. In corporations, the money is zero sum, and what is saved somewhere is wasted somewhere else. And no one is wasting my food trips burgets.

>> No.52728986

>>52724569
Let's not have a $15 dinner because every penny counts for the company and so my boss will promote me and I will cost the company a couple thousand more every month

>> No.52729006

>>52725612
>Que the years

I hate Americans so so much

>> No.52729009

>>52724951
Most people are like this, they are literal cattle. I have multiple people in my family(all women including my mother) who are devoted like this even though making shit wages. They even take work home and work for free on the weekends. I browse 4chan even during my normal work hours and I make twice as much as them

>> No.52729017

>>52724569
Enjoy your salmonella lmao

>> No.52729029

>>52725612
HR ? HUMAN RESOURCES ? HANG ROPE !

>> No.52729037

>>52727430
Based Smellie dabbing on fags laid off.

>> No.52729045

>>52724569
>imagine the smell

>> No.52729048

>>52727113
That's really fucked up man, I hope you and all the other retards bullying an elderly woman have something horrible and debilitating happen to you that permanently ruins your life and teaches you a lesson. I'll be praying. Not a wagie btw but you are

>> No.52729071

Hey boss, did you see the incredibly popular post on employee frugality I made for Linkedin internet clout? Sure I ruined the equipment which had to be replaced and sure I had to spend 2 weeks off for food poisoning but I really showed some #outsidethebox thinking and #ingenuity. Just look at the engagement! Anyway if you want to talk about my raise please make it publicly known on the platform so everyone can see! Thanks

>> No.52729112

>>52727113
You’re probably trolling but if not you are the scum of the earth. Old people who become wagies usually dont do it for the money but because they are lonely

>> No.52729176

>>52729009
Those people are the reason you live in a first world country.
Work ethics from the lowest wagies is the difference between a white and brown society.

>> No.52729189

>>52724716
i would unironically remove my money from his fund if i was invested in him. that retard thinks this post makes him look good but it really doesn't.

>> No.52729192

>>52724569
kek this must be a joke. if this is real this person has serious mental illness, I would fire them if they worked for me. Not only is this extremely inconsiderate to the hotel staff it is also just insane and would make your company look bad, like you are staffed by meth head salmonella spreading mongoloids

>> No.52729243
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He won't stop...

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>>52729243

>> No.52729295

>>52729243
>>52729249
See this meal at least won’t crust up and stick to the bottom. This man has refined the coffee pot delicatessen at this point

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>>52729295
What about this?

>> No.52729309

>>52724569
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

>> No.52729320
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The reason socialism never took hold in America is because the American working class do not see themselves as members of an exploited class of laborers, but, as temporarily disenfranchised millionaires."

>> No.52729323

>>52729307
Is that aloe? It’s not in a coffee pot this time, I’m not sure I trust that

>> No.52729330

>>52725612
>Que the tears
Que?

>> No.52729337

>>52727430
>To anyone being laid off, you can tell me all about it. I'll be here all week, masturbating

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>it's another Indian retail wagie who's slow and extremely unhelpful
Why is this specific wagie so prevalent?

>> No.52729370

>>52727113
I will beat you up if I ever see you anon.

>> No.52729400

>>52724905
>"hey boss I was able to panhandle a couple bucks in front of the office during my lunch break... where's my promotion?
Topkek

>> No.52729566

>>52727368
>all friends dead
>husband dead
>kids live far away and have their own lives. see them maybe once a month
>crippling loneliness
>dont understand the internet so cant use it as a friend simulator
>gets a job where they can talk to a lot of people

when you see an old wagie, a little smile and a hello makes a big difference

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>>52724569
>it's the little things that get you promoted
it's the connections that get you promoted, thinking your boss is going to pick you over a more connected candidate because you ate chicken from a coffee pot and saved them money is peak cope and retarded

>> No.52729704

>>52724951
Imagine employing a doormat to entrust your business to

>> No.52729806

>>52724569
Why wouldn't he just dine on his own expense instead of making chicken on a coffee pot? I mean P&L does give him money for the work he is doing, rr-right? aaargh shit Alexander is the wrong kind of slave.

>> No.52729839

>>52729176

Working without appropriate compensation is exploitation. How is that "ethical"?

>> No.52729991

>>52724569
everyone who actively posts on linkedin is fucking underrated, it's actually quite funny but even 4chan of all places is as bad these days. it's like those people aren't even human.
>>52729839
enjoy the spoils while you can.

>> No.52730013

>>52724716
You fags can't afford food.
The state of mutts.

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>>52724860
>but it shouldn't fuck up the pot
Ever left one on without coffe in it? They crack of to much heat

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>>52725612

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Resume rate

>> No.52730227

>>52726764
Based, tell Danny he is a sooooi boi and needs to change the rest of his suppliers

>> No.52730248

>>52730013
>oh no hans, our market garden underproduced this year it looks like we won't have anything fancy for awhile

>> No.52730288

>>52724860
I put milk in one once and in an electric kettle once and it fucked it up. Someone managed to fix it though.

>> No.52730293

>>52730170
project managers do literally nothing

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>>52728073
>yes goy, you're fighting and dying for brave Ukraine, not Zelensky

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>>52729320

>> No.52730332

>>52730293
>evangelize product strategy
>liased with customer service team
>delivered product vision
>SKILLS: identified a problem and solved it, re-organize something to make it work better, come up with new idea and improved things
Cmon anon don’t be so hard.

>> No.52730345

>>52727368
you will die in your sleep tonight

>> No.52730374

>>52730332
i work at a company that makes 300-400m ebidta and we have zero project managers. its a jackoff position, like diversity consultant or scrum master

>> No.52730396

>>52730374
A scrum master is sort-of valuable if they're good and can juggle 5 projects at the same time.

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>>52730307
>Iranians are brown
They're literally white you retard.

>> No.52730409

>>52729112
>boomers are lonely
not my problem

>> No.52730410

>>52730396
just dont hire retards who need to be told what to do or how to open jira and you literally dont need them

>> No.52730426

>>52724700
>like the little brown hotel staff will even take notice

Funky coffee at the Day's Inn this month, friends

>> No.52730445

>>52725612
>that title
>story
XDDD my fucking sides!

>> No.52730466

>>52730407
That's why I don't support our Israeli masters getting in to shit with them, but my pic is just a meme you dip

>> No.52730470

>>52730410
They're needed to wrangle autistic developers. They wouldn't talk to one another if the tard wrangling scrum master didn't force them to. The scrum master has to make up for the development team's complete social ineptitude.

>> No.52730480

>>52730470
>If you can't say your job in 3 words it's not a real job
>I master scrums, let me explain what that...

>> No.52730484

>>52730466
Understood, sorry for calling you a retard.

>> No.52730488

>>52730470
autistic developers should never be hired in the first place

>> No.52730490

>>52730484
That's okay you're not wrong

>> No.52730498

>>52730480
>I manage geeks
>>52730488
Unavoidable.

>> No.52730508

>>52730498
>a geek? Well you see it's a person who...
not a real job

>> No.52730559

When I do company travel I eat cheap too but it's only bc I get the government per diem rate and that's even more of the tax payers dollars that will wind up in my bank account. Thank you for your sacrifices wagies, without you none of this would be possible kek

>> No.52730563

>>52729307
I like that you chose the green kind.

>> No.52730572

>>52730559
>government wagie thinks it can dab on other wagies

>> No.52730599

>>52725612
My first rule when employing anyone is to check their Linkedin to see if they ever posted anything longer than few sentences. If yes then they are most likely unemployable cunts who will waste my time telling their elaborate lies.

>> No.52730631

>>52728038
roast duck is delicious

>> No.52731035

>>52730631
it's not. it's shit. if duck was any good it would be ducks farmed industrially at the chicken scale, not the other way around

>> No.52731212

Fucking pathetic. Retards in the literal sense. I work in super markets and know how to have lunch with no cooking equipment. Over spoiled fucking shits. Bet they are all on 40k a year as well. So retarded they cant even phone for a cooked hot dog. Oh no woe is me!

>> No.52731227

>>52731035
are you high? the whole reason chicken is industrially farmed at such a massive scale, is because it's bland enough for mass consoomer appeal and because chickens are bred with tits so big they can't walk, yielding more breast meat per bird. whereas duck is
>much fattier
>richer tasting
>more nutrient-dense
>eggs taste richer, with larger yolks
saying that something is "good" because it has mass appeal, is retarded, because most people are retards

>> No.52731244

>>52726429
problem is that im in a city and I know from experience that a goose can clearly see me from about a km away so I might get one or two but eventually they will see me and honk like mad

chickens are already cooked and ready to go every day

>> No.52731247

>>52731227
Based. Love me some chicken breast. I just finished poaching some to make enchiladas

>> No.52731251

>>52731244
The thought of honking geese made me kek

>> No.52731297

>>52731244
yeah you can totally buy an almost-expired rotisserie chicken for $5 at the supermarket and just eat it as-is. i want to keep a small amount of poultry in my yard, but you better believe i'm keeping shitting honkers instead of scratching peckers

>>52731247
a quality farm chicken prepared well is awesome, but most (((chicken))) of the styrofoam-packed, grain-fed, factory-GMO variety is disgusting. duck and goose are much more savory, which i prefer. a good comparison would be: if chicken is regular muscle meat, duck/goose are more like organ meat in terms of flavor richness and vitamin density/complexity

>> No.52731318

>>52727113
grow up and grow some fuckin balls stick up for that woman you fuckin backtwater hick

>> No.52731378

>>52727113
Something tells me you vote Democrat

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>>52724700

>> No.52731775
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>It's the little things that get you promoted

>> No.52731807

>>52727430
>Metamate

>> No.52731822

>>52726429
Chickens are undignified, stupid low class birds, you are right. But that is why nearly every culture across history has domesticated the chicken for consumption. It's their destiny.

>> No.52731835

>>52724766
Yeah but that's way less funny to post on Linkedin.

>> No.52731841

>>52724569
*linkedin users are crazy

>> No.52731886

>>52729330
Beat me to it lmao

>> No.52732021

>/biz/ triggered by a bait troll post

>> No.52732025

>>52730572
You have no idea what a racket working government contracts is. Hands down the most 10/10 shit I've ever done

>> No.52732067

>>52725612
> Technical sourcer
see women in tech change the world

>> No.52732069

>>52727113
Had one like this too. I literally asked her if she is receiving social security at the counter.

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>>52724905
>>"hey boss I was able to panhandle a couple bucks in front of the office during my lunch break... where's my promotion?

>> No.52732162

>>52730407
> literally white
looks like romania
Black hair, brown eyes - automatically = not white

>> No.52732166

>>52729009
This except in appearance only. They don't actually work hard, but they work hard at looking good.

I just be autistic because that pleasing part of my brain is non-existent.

>>52729176
So wrong. Step 1 is to stop taking stuff that's not yours Raj. Step 2 is having community interests that aren't money and using yours to support that.

>>52729704
This. These people never got beyond middle manager.

>> No.52732172

>>52726096
Yup. Maybe this is why government backs housing loans. They need workers who are hungry.

>> No.52732195

>>52724766
>bag chicken
Do amerisharts really just eat plasticised chicken and see no problem with it?

>> No.52732197

>>52729243
I think this guy might just be insane.

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>>52725612
>>52727430
>Colon
>Smellie

>> No.52732581

>>52732025
I have a sister who works for the state, she loves Juneteenth and wants more Holidays

>> No.52732798

>>52730559
Seconding this.
>Be travelling government wagie
>They stop letting people just withdraw their food budget as cash
>Everyone suddenly goes from eating in the cheapest possible way to the most expensive
>$70 dinners every night
>People will even go to the supermarket to spend the rest of their budget on things like toothbrushes, USB cables and whatever else they can claim
>They change back to the old rule where you can withdraw it as cash
>Everyone instantly goes back to eating cheaply

>> No.52732816

>>52724700
Clean it up wagie

>> No.52733232

>>52727113
Reading this post hurt me than some of the gore I've seen fuckk late stage capitalism is a mistake. During 99% of human history she would be taken care of by her family and die at home surrounded by loved ones. Instead she's going to die when her heart gives out suffocating in the heat of a deep frier

>> No.52733345

>>52724918
>chicken-pilled
fucking kek bros, that's a first

>> No.52733791

>>52731822
if you've ever been to a chicken farm, you'll know that they're actually evil. my brother works at a chicken farm and half his job involves stopping those violent niggers from pecking each other to death and feeding on the corpse

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>>52729307

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>>52731251

>> No.52735353

>>52730407
bro, they're legit just turkish people. So, sure, they can be pale with a lifestyle that does not expoise them to sunlight, but they still have a swarthy complexion

>> No.52735879

>>52727113
crabs in a bucket

>> No.52736153

>>52730599
what if they don't have linkedin?

>> No.52736170

>>52729249
Do they know they can go out or order delivery for lunch and other meals, or better yet, bring in their own meals from home? Why do they act like they are being starved intentionally?

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>>52730407
>Verification not required.

>> No.52736192

>>52724569
This was considered normal and rational for years lmao

>> No.52736195

I have long held the theory that normie wagies just don't have developed taste buds, and they actually prefer leftovers as shitty tasting and bland as possible. It's not a sacrifice to save money and make ends meet, because they splurge it all on rent and nice cars. They actually prefer bad food

>> No.52736202

>>52724569
I miss the days when Hotel rooms still carried Microwaves

>> No.52736224

>>52724569
I get $75 per diem plus hotel room covered when I work +80km from my residence. I used to be a kike like this man and eat/cook in my hotel room and try to bank the per diem. Now I just spend it, life is much more comfortable when your working and living out of a hotel room for 3-4 weeks.
Im still making $50 per hour

>> No.52736242

>>52727113
extremely insightful post. this is why wagies can never get ahead, they behave like crabs in a bucket

>> No.52736314
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>>52724569
it's like people don't realize that the temperature to cook out the salmonella from the chicken isn't commensurate with the capped temperature in the coil which is merely meant to keep warm cherry juice warmer.

>> No.52736317

>it's the little things that get you promoted

>> No.52736325

>>52724766
yeah buy some bread rolls and coleslaw and your good to go

>> No.52736494

>>52729176
>Work ethics from the lowest wagies is the difference between a white and brown society
Wrong, capitalism itself killed work ethics, work ethics were created by religion hundreds of years ago, they didn't appear from nowhere, the more atheism corporations went, the more traditional values they killed, this was done over a long ass period of time and it will take us as much if we tried to fix it someday

>> No.52736539

I live in a place where people drink mate tea every time

I used to boil a dozen of eggs inside the eletric water boiler pre workout everyday at office

My cooworkers got ultra mega mad at me when they discovered it because months passed and everyone was complaining that the mate tea tasted like egg

That was so funny

>> No.52736753

>>52727430
Based pajeet preying on unemployed white women

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>>52736539
Based boiled egg enjoyer.

>> No.52736860

>>52731378
WOW! THANKS TUCKER CARLSON! YES I WILL EAT THE BUGS! AND VOTE TRUMPLER :)

>> No.52736915

>>52725612
That child? Albert Einstein!

>> No.52736936

>>52724700
>hotel bills company $100 to replace coffee machine
>twitter faggot gets reprimanded by his boss
if only

>> No.52736946

>>52732195
They are cooked on a rotisserie and then put in a bag, retard.

>> No.52736970

>>52724766

Sodium will fuck you up long term… but wagie life is cheap anyways hehehe

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>>52724569
My kettle gets fucked up from normal usage because the water here is harder than diamonds. What the fuck does this nigger expect will happen with his poorfagging?

>> No.52737038

>>52730407
AFrica is literally white. the tentire world is LITERALLY WHITE. ITS ALL WHITE THE SHIT OJ MY CAR, EVERY DAY IS WHITE. BIRD SHIT. I SCRAPE IT OFF ONTO MY WHITE AFRICAN-AMERICAN

>> No.52737848

>>52735353
So do Swedes, Meds, Germanics, Franks, Brits, etc. Go back to /pol/.

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>>52724766
here this meme is for you chicken winner

>> No.52738500

>>52730508
If you're going to be that pedantic, no job is real.

>> No.52738603

>>52724766
>You can literally eat a whole chicken right out the bag in 2 minutes

It would probably take about 20 mins minimum to eat a whole chicken, if you could even do so at once. I've done 2mad and I don't think I could even do that.

>> No.52738613

>>52737038
How is that skin cancer working out for you?

>> No.52739299

>>52732195
They are bagged after cooking and place in #5 Plastic which is not onions inducing

>> No.52739314

Every post I read on linkedin sounds fucking deranged, the place is filled with failed sociopaths

>> No.52740139

>>52724766
>whole chicken in 2 minutes
Not if you're a humanoid

>> No.52741030

>>52732162
mad cause dark eyes are chad light eyes are for faggots and woman

>> No.52741057

>>52724569
>gonna save $20
>buy breaking a $50 coffee machine the hotel tottally wont charge double for plus a "damaging our fucking shit fee"

>> No.52741121

>>52740139
I am a human and I can eat a whole chicken in a single bite by unlatching my jaw. I don't even need to cook it firstm

>> No.52741167

>>52730024
The butter, should keep enough convection