/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52711226]

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>52709556

[Anonymous No.52711237]

Putin more like poopin.

[Anonymous No.52711245]

>Cannabis

[Anonymous No.52711255]

>>52711245
DUDE

[Anonymous No.52711261]

>>52711226
Are the niggers out of money yet, or is there still more profit in selling ghetto bullshit?

[Anonymous No.52711264]

I miss "lol, lmao even" posts bros. It's almost like everything is back to normal and noone is cynical anymore.

[Anonymous No.52711266]

>>52711245
damn bro you can buy a whole ounce of chronic with those gains.

[Anonymous No.52711268]

>>52711213
+3.3% in 24 hours on my brand new $200 account. All positions green.

[Anonymous No.52711267]

Literally the exact same movement today as yesterday. Fuck this rigged nigger market.

[Anonymous No.52711269]

>>52711245
They should be voting on the SAFE bank act soon, it's buried in the National Defence Appropirations Bill and has bipartisan support so it's likely to pass. But that being said I rotated out of all my WEED and everything into SKYT.
>SKYT Green
>SOXL Red

[Anonymous No.52711289]

>>52711261
did you see the california reparations panel stuff?

[Anonymous No.52711294]

The Bears mad
The Bulls sad

The Crab is king
Its Pincers really sting

SKYT green
Haters being mean

See you at Movie Night
Hopefully its another Fright

[Anonymous No.52711299]

APSI up 41.2% today closing at the HOD @ .60 cents. Do some simple research over the weekend and be in it Monday morning at the open. Still an easy 10X from here. Have a great weekend everyone.

[Anonymous No.52711305]

>>52711289
Do you actually think any of that will happen?
It's too ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.52711307]

>>52711299
i cant buy penny stocks

[Anonymous No.52711308]

>>52711294

[Anonymous No.52711313]

Fucking crabs...

[Anonymous No.52711314]

>Goyim financial advisor

I'm not going to make it am i?

[Anonymous No.52711318]

>>52711305
I am fairly convinced nothing is too ridiculous anymore. This is the state that decriminalized both aids and shoplifting

[Anonymous No.52711327]

>>52711299
> research
lol, lmao even
I simply ask my female broker to buy every pennystock I see mentioned on /smg/. The trick is to hang up before she asks any questions.

[Anonymous No.52711345]

>>52711307
I'm sorry to hear that. See you Monday

[Anonymous No.52711348]

>>52711305
Dont see why it wouldnt happen. We're the same retarded state thats spending billions to build hobo shacks...cause they cant be homeless if they have homes ammirite?

[Anonymous No.52711368]

DXY weekly close is confirming the reversal again
103.166 next week

[Anonymous No.52711379]

I bought natural gas

Here's a taste

[Anonymous No.52711391]

>>52711264
Nice gains.

>>52711327
faggot

[Anonymous No.52711403]

So now that everyone is long, we're back to algo trading among themselves

[Anonymous No.52711413]

>>52711391
If my post made you seethe so much, I guess you're going to get a stroke by looking at >>52711313

If your post is real though, then congrats. If I were you I would spend some of it ony psychotherapy to deal with your insecurities.

[Anonymous No.52711423]

Grabbed a few VIX calls at close. Weekly RSI on the VIX has a 100% historical bounce at these levels, I'll take the odds.

>this time it's different

[Anonymous No.52711428]

>>52711264
Lol, lmao even
You are literally quoting the meme chart, return to normal. No santa rally this year. DAX did 9 green weeks. And they were big green ones. Not itty bitty asian cock candles, outperforming shit and piss 500. If you think this is normal and not an indication that we got another -40% coming you are a nigger monkey faggot bull kaffer

[Anonymous No.52711435]

>>52711403
>everyone is long
how would you know that? Any tickers in TradingView to verify this?

[Anonymous No.52711438]

>>52711428
Thank you anon, your post reads like poetry

[Anonymous No.52711440]

So we got the ECB speech now,the fuck are they going to say?

[Anonymous No.52711446]

What the fuck is going on with AMZN?

[Anonymous No.52711448]

>>52711435
Just think about it for a bit.

[Anonymous No.52711454]

>>52711440
irrelevant

[Anonymous No.52711467]

Somehow..... the crab has returned
>>52711428
We haven't seen the meme chart posted in a while

[Anonymous No.52711477]

>>52711454
I found it odd theyre also going to speak on sunday,after the OPEC meeting

[Anonymous No.52711480]

>>52711413
You made $500 today. Why are you even posting here? /smg/ is a fuggen mess. All you newfag gay kids have totally fucked this place up. I only come here to help my frens. Now go play WOW with your little sister, kid. No one here gives af about your losses or retardation. I have no time for you. Have a nice weekend

[Anonymous No.52711496]

>>52711446
>double your workforce in 2020 from 800,000 to 1.6 million
>layoff only 10,000 going into a recession
lmfao

[Anonymous No.52711503]

>>52711305
The country is $30 trillion in debt. What does it matter anymore? Might as well just keep rolling with the handouts until the great reset happens in another 7 years. Might as well make yourself look good on the way out.

[Anonymous No.52711510]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn't it more diverse to have a country with both hardcore racists and trannies, then only having a country with trannies? So why do diversity experts want only a country with trannies, that’s way less diversity

[Anonymous No.52711515]

>>52711423
VIX actually looks like its bottoming. DIA DJT XLF BAKA IWM all look like they're way over bought. Source: MACD/RSI

[Anonymous No.52711519]

The top is in
Dumbfuck millenials are buying thinking they got a good deal

[Anonymous No.52711520]

>>52711510

[Anonymous No.52711524]

>>52711477
its just some conference. bank of thailand anniversary. lagarde is like von der leyen, absolutely incompetent and the worst that could happen to the eu after merkel

[Anonymous No.52711532]

>>52711299
>Do some simple research over the weekend and be in it Monday morning at the open

>Aqua Power Systems Inc. does not have significant operations. The company intends to engage in merger or acquisition opportunities. Previously, it was focused on the goal of developing solar energy collection farms on commercial and/or industrial buildings located on distressed, blighted, and/or underutilized commercial land in North Carolina and other southern states of the United States. The company was formerly known as NC Solar Inc. and changed its name to Aqua Power Systems Inc. in August 2014. Aqua Power Systems Inc. was incorporated in 2010 and is based in Winter Park, Florida.

Unless you've got some other information I think that's about enough simple research for me, but Im all ears if you've got some interesting info.

[Anonymous No.52711535]

>>52711519
beats nov 2021

[Anonymous No.52711538]

>>52711519
she seems single, think I got a chance?

[Anonymous No.52711541]

>>52711520
That’s my peepoo picture now tranny

[Anonymous No.52711546]

>>52711538
>think I got a chance?
Her eggs look dried up so probably.

[Anonymous No.52711553]

>>52711532
you was saying they were going to buy a trucking company in angola yesterday

[Anonymous No.52711560]

>>52711524
>thailand
i wonder if shes into SS

[Anonymous No.52711567]

>>52711553
*he

[Anonymous No.52711580]

>uh yeah
>ima soxl baggie
>microchippies mah thang
>holdan since 2020
>still down I ironhand it they like me like stinkie linkie marines
>bobo aint cool mumu my homie we get bitches on our horns bobo get shit stuck in his fur
>give me leverage I'll stack em calls
>powell aint shit I buy more give me those interest raises I buy more you aint scare me old man these chippies be the future
>I dont need thinkan I got my bros on ES EM GEE they buy I buy they sell I buy they paper handed I diamond handed never finna sell clap back if you diamonds I hear that echo like the ice I play with them no SOXLers be mad we get that bling bling

[Anonymous No.52711584]

>>52711519
>Default on two loans
what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.52711593]

>>52711305
>>52711348
>>52711318
Boy they gonna riot till they get their $200k

[Anonymous No.52711602]

>>52711584
that's not what that headline is saying

[Anonymous No.52711604]

You guys are bearish right? If we can't even admit were in a reccesion just imagine what happens when SHTF
Hold SQQQ sell when up 25% buy when it drops 20% it's the easy

[Anonymous No.52711617]

>>52711584
...where do you get that? I read "failed attempts at buying" as she got outbid, and didn't have anything else to do with what she saved for a down payment

[Anonymous No.52711624]

>>52711532
Traditional Trucking in Angola Indiana is merging into APSI. None of that other BS greentext you posted matters. You obviously know nothing about the OTC. Stay in your lane, kiddo. Stick with your SOXL

[Anonymous No.52711635]

after the fake and gay pump wednesday I was definitely eying some overnight puts yesterday but decided to sit out because my tax bill is already going to be ridiculous and dont want to pay another 40% on a winning trade

might just inverse momentum dec 14th with the next fed decision

[Anonymous No.52711656]

>>52711604
We're not, this year was a correction. I've said it before, in a debtmaxxed economy:

>corrections are recessions
>recessions are financial crisis

[Anonymous No.52711658]

>>52711617
>>52711602
Oh I misread.

[Anonymous No.52711659]

>>52711624
So they will uplist to NASDAQ with this merge right?

[Anonymous No.52711665]

>>52711624
>Traditional Trucking in Angola Indiana is merging into APSI
Why would a trucking company merge with a company that plans to put solar panels on derelict real estate but doesnt actually do anything? Shit reads like any other pink shit scam pump and dump but hey itll probably moon just because it makes no sense. I will stay in my lane thanks.

[Anonymous No.52711675]

>>52711635
>I don't wanna make money because my tax bill will be higher
I've seen stupider things on smg but this is up there

[Anonymous No.52711692]

Up 13 cents today. Lfg

[Anonymous No.52711711]

>>52711656
>We're not, this year was a correction.
>layoff only 10,000 going into a recession

[Anonymous No.52711718]

>>52711604
thinking about taking profits on RIO, BHP, FCX and LPX
but if it's only rates going up then they may all do pretty well in that environment
if SHTF we would do a infinite printing bail out, lets not delude ourselves
so really companies with low debt and TIPS are probably the best bet
maybe bonds once we hold at a steady interest rate
TLDR bearish on shitco's with lots of debt

[Anonymous No.52711724]

>>52711659
yep

>>52711665
dude...just stick with your SOXL. I don't have time for you retards. You're clueless, kid. Do this place a favor and just stfu and go away. /smg/ is a miserable mess because of low IQ fags like you.

[Anonymous No.52711734]

>>52711675
The retards say it all the time, usually about divvys for some unknown reason.

[Anonymous No.52711778]

>risk management guide gone from OP
This will end well.

[Anonymous No.52711779]

>>52711711
Correction in stock prices yeah, Amazon's retarded business decisions just means they'll see a bigger one unless layoffs are massive going into next year.

[Anonymous No.52711789]

W A L L O F W O R R Y

don't make an investment mistake that you can't recover from frens

[Anonymous No.52711790]

>>52711778
Bah,nobody did bother reading it anyway

[Anonymous No.52711802]

20 days of chart patterns on the SPX 10 min time frame.

Currently forming a rising broadening wedge.

[Anonymous No.52711809]

>>52711790
Maybe that's why I'm still up for the year.

[Anonymous No.52711812]

>>52711711
you know amazon hired 800,000 people from 2019-2022 right? 10,000 lazy PoC's getting laid off is a nothing burger and sensationalized in the news cycle.

[Anonymous No.52711819]

Yellow: Back month (VXV) vs. Front month volatility (VIX)
Brown: VIX
Purple: SPX

Heading into territories last seen at the tops of bear market rallies.

[Anonymous No.52711831]

>>52711819
We're in a bull market.

[Anonymous No.52711852]

>>52711831
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.52711866]

>>52711831
no we're not in a bull market until SPX breaches 4100 and stays above till market close. I think we're headed down here for a bit thanks to stupid fucking job openings no one wants that have no right to exist, but the santa rally will begin after CPI comes in lower again and the fed sticks with 50 bps.

[Anonymous No.52711876]

im just going to "forget" paying taxes this year. probably next year too.

[Anonymous No.52711887]

>reddit, /smg/, CNBC, Cramer, Twitter, Stocktwits all expecting a santa rally
Not a chance in hell it's happening.

[Anonymous No.52711893]

>>52711852
Based on inflation rolling over while the economy is still strong and the Fed set to moderate the pace of future hikes.

[Anonymous No.52711896]

>>52711887
For there to be a rally there has to be a dump.

[Anonymous No.52711906]

>>52711831
Wait until OPEC turns off the tap and J-Pow gives some 75bps cocaine to bears.

Whoever rigged the job numbers must be loaded with puts.

[Anonymous No.52711910]

>>52711896
there will be one, we will dump until CPI

[Anonymous No.52711911]

>>52711790
>2020
Just imagine- he could have been posting on 4chan about how he's 23, lost all his money on /biz/ and can't get laid because zoomer women are all gigawhores. Instead he's dead. Sad.

>FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED
Kek.

[Anonymous No.52711928]

Threw away $3k trading options for the first time because I forgot we were in clown world. Anything cool I can I do with what's left with this account or should I just go back to TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.52711932]

>>52711789
>>52711790
You can recover from every investment you just have to drive fast enough and flee to a country where extradition is illegal.

[Anonymous No.52711947]

>>52711910
Hope so bro, hope so.

[Anonymous No.52711952]

>>52711893
Who cares, banks are utterly fucked this time, even more than '08

>people burning through savings -> less collateral to hand out new loads, even with fractional reserve requirements
>high yields scaring people off from buying houses which consequently pushes house prices down -> margin_call_time.exe

The upcoming recression will be like no other.

[Anonymous No.52711960]

> OTC penny stock pumps on news that is 2 months old
> on the exact same day, right after close, an enlightened chad comes in to spread his wisdom
I must say, there is nothing more bullish than that. I'm saying that as a person who invested in Garbage Don

[Anonymous No.52711963]

>>52711952

[Anonymous No.52711973]

>>52711960
penny stock scam pump and dump jeet bullshit is as old as /smg/ is I still remember one called "silverton adventures" and endless garbage posts about how theyre going to moon and then you look up the financials and its a shell company in a strip mall that gets rebranded every two years.

[Anonymous No.52711996]

>>52711876
bidens bill better™ IRS army might want a word.

[Anonymous No.52711997]

>>52711973
kek yeah, it's fun when you catch it on upwards momentum. I wish I still had a screencap of an anon responding to someone advertising an airlane stock that had headquarters in literal shed.

[Anonymous No.52711998]

>>52711963
I'm not into cults, no matter how nice they might sound.

[Anonymous No.52712022]

>>52711973
Give me a solid bear case on SKYT.

[Anonymous No.52712024]

>>52711998
>The upcoming recression will be like no other.

[Anonymous No.52712025]

>>52711952
The banks and the Fed have many more tools at their disposal this time it doesn’t matter.

[Anonymous No.52712030]

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

[Anonymous No.52712036]

>>52711928
Double down and get your money back. Fortune favors the bold.

[Anonymous No.52712044]

>>52712025
oh tell me... what can the fed do besides the ramping up of interest and speaches?

[Anonymous No.52712050]

>>52712030
Cyanide please, on the rocks

[Anonymous No.52712059]

I am financially bored. How do I resist the urge to trade instead of buy and hold?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52712064]

>>52712044
Mmm S tier Peaches.

My favorite.

[Anonymous No.52712070]

Man this whole week fucking sucked, nothing but crabs, kangaroos and salads.

But I find it interesting that Amazon was gradually losing all those gains. What happened? Cyber Monday sales were shit like Black Friday?

[Anonymous No.52712071]

>>52712059
become systematic instead of discretionary

[Anonymous No.52712073]

>>52712030
What do you have for European lagers? I'll take a Zywiec if you got one.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52712076]

>>52712059
You look at this chart and buy fucking puts

[Anonymous No.52712081]

>>52712030
Get me a wife that is better than my ex and would bare my children who also loves me dearly.

[Anonymous No.52712086]

>>52712030
Rum and red gatorade for me

[Anonymous No.52712095]

>>52712024
You don't have to be an literal autist to realise that, mate.

[Anonymous No.52712096]

>>52712030
Whiskey on the cock please

[Anonymous No.52712100]

"FED WHISPERER SAYS AFTER NOV JOBS REPORT THE FED IS LIKELY TO RAISE RATES ABOVE 5% IN 2023"

Hmm, bearish for stocks? No pivot?

[Anonymous No.52712124]

>>52712100

[Anonymous No.52712129]

>>52712100

>FED keeps saying no pivot
>People surprised when no pivot

[Anonymous No.52712134]

>>52712129
decade long bull run is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.52712144]

>>52712129
>Fed’s face when CNBC misleads the market into thinking a Fed pivot is imminent for the fourth time

[Anonymous No.52712151]

So what is Michael Burry doing? I remember hearing a few months ago that he was short on META and some other stocks. Anyone know what his next moves are?

[Anonymous No.52712154]

>>52712144
Those are some terrible implants,jeez

[Anonymous No.52712158]

>>52711819
I'm just going to keep buying AAPL puts for march

[Anonymous No.52712159]

>>52712151
Hold on I've got him on bloomberg terminal right now

[Anonymous No.52712172]

>>52712059
Find hobbies or other passive income projects.

[Anonymous No.52712178]

SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.52712191]

>first time buying options instead of writing them
>stock literally doesn't move for multiple days
>0.0%
>get raped by IV crush
cool, at least it's dated 7 months from now

[Anonymous No.52712197]

>>52712172
Still cant fucking believe germany lost to fucking japan.What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.52712199]

>>52711906
OPEC will turn it off but the data that oil is 150 dollars a barrel won't reach the fed until mid January

[Anonymous No.52712207]

Nothing brings me joy anymore besides banging my jewfu in the butt or watching SOXL die. I've conquered local jam and pickle market. What else is there to achieve?

[Anonymous No.52712208]

>>52712197
>diversity is our strength!

[Anonymous No.52712210]

>>52712059
https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-american-psycho/get-a-goddamn-job-al-lxq

[Anonymous No.52712231]

>>52712210

[Anonymous No.52712241]

>>52712129
I mean I do remember people keep saying December 14th would be the pivot day, but it seems like bullshit

[Anonymous No.52712255]

>>52712030
Bourbon. Im learning to understand the american borbon market.

[Anonymous No.52712265]

>>52712255
bourbon is the best

[Anonymous No.52712268]

>>52712241
king Qtard clif high says Dec 13-15th are going to be exciting. Not sure if up or down tho

[Anonymous No.52712286]

>>52712208
I mean i dont know.portugal losing to SK,this is one wierd world cup to say the least

[Anonymous No.52712288]

>>52712265
I found I enjoyed it. Was some random company I didnt know about but I was never a big drinker but the taste intrigued me. I cant really stand beer and such.

[Anonymous No.52712292]

>>52711446
I'm wondering the same too. Inside info about even more layoffs and cutting off shit like Twitch in the future perhaps?

[Anonymous No.52712302]

>>52712288
my favorite was wild turkey 101, but maker's 46 is also really good imo.

[Anonymous No.52712319]

>>52712302
Thanks anon. I work in oil so cant drink much but one of these days going to try stuff.

[Anonymous No.52712330]

Beer gang.

[Anonymous No.52712343]

>>52712330
Cheers Sire. Homebrew is tops.

[Anonymous No.52712345]

>>52712319
>i work in oil
Chemist or engi?
You should try some of pic related too

[Anonymous No.52712346]

>>52712330
>beer
Fatty

[Anonymous No.52712354]

I work
Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.52712358]

>>52712319
I'm down too much and trading my way out of heavy losses still, I miss trying new stuff all the time, rarely did I ever get the same bottle twice, just fun to have different tastes all the time

[Anonymous No.52712357]

>>52712064
name?

[Anonymous No.52712363]

>>52712346
Hey fuck you I'm a fit manlet.

[Anonymous No.52712368]

Please Santa I have been a good boy, can I please have at least a 5% dip?

[Anonymous No.52712372]

>>52712100
>terminal rate priced in at 4.75%
>we'll go to 5%
not spooky enough

[Anonymous No.52712375]

>>52712345
Neither, rigside MWD. Otherwise i could drink.

[Anonymous No.52712378]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.52712391]

>>52712100
>FED WHISPERER
Who the fuck is this guy? I bet it's Jerome just trolling everybody with a pseudonym.

[Anonymous No.52712396]

Its now the weekend

[Anonymous No.52712398]

>>52711519
Why are millenials so retarded when it comes to investing?

[Anonymous No.52712406]

WTF I have 3k euro in that company. I've been bamboozled

[Anonymous No.52712409]

>>52712375
>rigside MWD
Shit,ive seen shit on the rekt thread,spooky stuff

[Anonymous No.52712414]

>>52711519
How the fuck do you fail to buy a house at 31?
I bought a condo with a 50K down payment after two years of working at 22

[Anonymous No.52712415]

>>52711675
the risk of a 100% loss is worse than the potential gain of 60%

you'd have to be ultra certain

[Anonymous No.52712417]

>>52712414
If its anything like my dum fuck friends its spending most of their salary on door dash

[Anonymous No.52712421]

>>52711538
Are you black?

[Anonymous No.52712423]

>>52712406
Blackstone is getting redeemed because people need liquidity and they have been juicing ther real estate numbers.

[Anonymous No.52712430]

>>52712406
>no one allowed to sell
bullish

[Anonymous No.52712434]

>>52712398
Everyone is retarded at investing. That's why 60/40 dca performs the best overall longterm for most people.

[Anonymous No.52712444]

>>52711973
>>52711960
The issue with the penny stocks is that they will sell into any buy orders, but when you go to cash out NOBODY is buying. You were the exit liquidity and now all you have is a worthless stock even though you were "up" 40% , it was entirely you and other suckers pumping. As soon as the pump is done it's over for the baggies

[Anonymous No.52712447]

>>52712434
I'm so tempted to VT and chill but I want the VXUS foreign tax credit

[Anonymous No.52712448]

>>52712423
Yeah, with high interest rates I expect real estate market to stall. But that's fine, the only reason I bought BX is to get raped by jews down the line.

[Anonymous No.52712450]

>>52712100
They will get to 5% and most likely stop. Check the 2 year yield. That is what the Fed has always followed. Two more rate hikes and they will most likely pause.

[Anonymous No.52712452]

When the FUCK do I go short on everything?

[Anonymous No.52712463]

>>52712444
> checked
Also, I'm not buying into this thing for sure unless there was some legit news today that there is to "research". As you said, once stock is pumped, it's advertised to lure in exit liquidity. It might continue to pump if advertising was good enough, but at this point it's just retards playing musical chairs with each other.

[Anonymous No.52712467]

>>52712100
Why is anyone surprised? No I'm serious fucking why? They literally said they will raise rates until we get back to low inflation or unemployment goes high enough for a recession

[Anonymous No.52712470]

>>52712450
Check the charts. Rate increase is almost over.

[Anonymous No.52712471]

>>52712452
December 31, 2021.

[Anonymous No.52712475]

>>52712452
You had your chance for 12 months (and counting) to short. If you didn't by now I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.52712478]

>>52712452
>49
The wall didnt get close to this one huh

[Anonymous No.52712483]

>>52712030
Your finest claret my good man

[Anonymous No.52712487]

>>52712450
I honestly don't think they will even get to 5%.
4.75 is the most likely outcome.

[Anonymous No.52712498]

>>52712447
Tbh right now I am considering bond laddering this years retirement allocation in treasuries and waiting for a bit. I just don't see anything but crab and bear cycles for a long time for stocks

[Anonymous No.52712513]

>>52712498
The problem is inflation lasts at least a year or so. The food we eat next year is being planted right now with expensive fertilize and seeds

[Anonymous No.52712515]

>>52712452
booba

[Anonymous No.52712522]

>>52712498
What about inflation, wouldn't you expect inflation to pump corporations' pockets? Or do you expect interest rates to suck out all of the excess liquidity together with earnings compression?

[Anonymous No.52712524]

>>52712151

[Anonymous No.52712531]

>>52712522
Dollar cost averaging bros are making gains. For people who like to time the market though they have been cash money for over a year now

[Anonymous No.52712535]

>>52712524

[Anonymous No.52712539]

>>52712452
Shorting starts dec 12th. Until then feel free to short the dollar.

[Anonymous No.52712542]

>>52712513
I wouldn't be very surprised if somebody fucks over farmers and crashes the grain prices in the next six months or so.

[Anonymous No.52712549]

>>52712542
Europe is doing everything they can to fuck over its farmers

[Anonymous No.52712553]

>the stock market doesn't bottom on average until 9 months after the fed stops hiking rates

[Anonymous No.52712556]

>Why yes I listened to the SOXL_shill and invest solely in SOXL, how could you tell?!

[Anonymous No.52712560]

>>52712553
>9 months
so is the stock market pregnant?

[Anonymous No.52712562]

>>52712549
europe is beyond fucked.

[Anonymous No.52712564]

>>52712531
I DCA too, couldn't be bothered at this point, stock market it's just place for me to park part of my savings. I also seem to be doing much better (as in less retarded things) since I stopped trading.

[Anonymous No.52712565]

>>52712553
The market has already bottomed. No recession.

[Anonymous No.52712566]

>>52712556
>even the AI keeps the man shoulders

[Anonymous No.52712581]

>>52712556
>they all have tranny colors hair.
You're on thin ice ai.

[Anonymous No.52712586]

>>52712562
Germany especially is committing energy suicide. Moving their entire grid to green solar and wind. They even rejected the creation of LNG import sites because the 20 year contracts would "take too long"

They are going to waste trillions only to end up with their infrastructure failing. Ever looking up how long it takes evem residential solar panels to pay for themselves? Even in sunny desert areas its decades. They will break down before you get your ROI

[Anonymous No.52712589]

>>52712470
Also hs on us02y. See you guys at 3.9

[Anonymous No.52712592]

>>52712553
how many datapoints were used to calculate this average? Is this statistically significant at all?
I have a slight problem with stats like this. It takes very long time for anything to happen in financial world. At the same time, recorded hostory of investing is quite short, and one must remember that circumstances keep changing (i.e. tech sector from 5 decades ago looks completely different compared to now).
I don't know, I guess what I'm saying is that stats like that give us false sense of understanding the markets, and I would be careful with making decissions based on that.

[Anonymous No.52712594]

Blessed it be thy market crash. Bless it be die death. Bless it be by Tragedy. Bless it be thy Bear. Bless by thy insolvency because all bears go broke failing to short a bear market.

[Anonymous No.52712600]

>>52712560
giving birth to recessions

[Anonymous No.52712605]

>>52712391
It's Nickileaks >>52712372

[Anonymous No.52712609]

>>52712589
The last time inflation was this bad we needed the interest rate about 10% to stop it. ((Everyone)) seems to be coping that its just temporary supply chain issues and not the fact that we increased the money supply by 25% in two years

[Anonymous No.52712623]

>>52712605
>Nick Timiraos
Totally sounds like a legit name.

[Anonymous No.52712625]

>>52712609
Inflation is coming down. And it will be coming down fast and hard.

[Anonymous No.52712629]

>>52712406
Bunch of fucking rats lmao

[Anonymous No.52712630]

>>52712625
Why do you post those effeminate things?

[Anonymous No.52712641]

>>52712630
Because it's beary funny.

[Anonymous No.52712643]

>>52712629
Hey, don't insult rats. They help us test medicine and are affectionate pets who appreciate if you take care of them.

[Anonymous No.52712647]

>>52712625
Do you mean the rate of inflation will slowly decrease or do you mean we will have deflation?

[Anonymous No.52712651]

>>52712406

[Anonymous No.52712659]

>>52712647
Deflation, which scares the central bankers more than Jesus Himself

[Anonymous No.52712661]

>>52712647
No way in hell does the fed allow deflation. It would fuck our debt based society so hard. They'd sooner go japan negative rates before that happens

[Anonymous No.52712668]

>>52712625
>Inflation is coming down
bearly.

[Anonymous No.52712672]

>>52712406
Thank you for your donation, goyim.

[Anonymous No.52712680]

>>52712659
at the first sign of deflation the printer goes into hyper overdrive

[Anonymous No.52712681]

>>52711245
Tried weed twice both times I just feel a delay in my senses for 2 hours and then have brainfog and cant even focus my vison for 20 hours after shit sucks

[Anonymous No.52712686]

>>52712659
To be fair Jesus had a history of flipping out on bankers.

[Anonymous No.52712692]

>>52712406

[Anonymous No.52712703]

>>52712686
He specifically whipped the shit out of the jews charging people to go in the temple. Jews tried to categorize people into worthy and unworthy of his grace i.e. "muh chosen people" shit and so he got righteously wrathful

Best part is that he actually handcrafted the whips himself. He left, fashioned them, and then came back still furious at them

[Anonymous No.52712704]

>>52712661
Why did the fed allow deflation in 2000 and 2008?

[Anonymous No.52712706]

>>52712694
>Asset Deflation
Tangible assets or digital 1's and 0's?

[Anonymous No.52712710]

>>52712694
If your meaning that the cost of everyday stuff (groceries,gas,etc) all fall while my salary keeps right on going, hell bring it on!. More green that stays in my pocket the better.

[Anonymous No.52712720]

>>52712704
Numbers? Only deflation year was 2009 and 2015 with barely 0% and 0.1%

[Anonymous No.52712741]

>korean spammer got hammed
Based mods

[Anonymous No.52712757]

>>52712741
what did he do? just avatar fagging rule broken?

[Anonymous No.52712759]

>>52712720
So they'll pivot when we hit 0, when we're currently at 7.7% No one is afraid of deflation right now

[Anonymous No.52712762]

>>52712757
Yeah thats my guess. Faggot wants to larp like the bunny retard

[Anonymous No.52712770]

>>52712757
his other posts are up, he probably just didn't like his answer and deleted his post

[Anonymous No.52712773]

>>52712759
Bingo, anyone scared of deflation is straight mental

[Anonymous No.52712785]

>>52712647
Increase of inflation. Asset deflation will occur when the real crash happens. Consumer goods will be inflationary. Leading to a severe decrease living standard in the west. Poor countries and emerging economies will have a small increase of living standards. It will be similar to the dot com bust. CBCD is the big mystery. It will def. play a part in the next crash.

The mainstream media is already sending out hints of this occurring. Check the screenshot.

[Anonymous No.52712804]

Had no internet the whole day but the market just crabbed anyway

[Anonymous No.52712807]

>>52712785
Nice /pol/ larp. Now back it up with literally any data

[Anonymous No.52712837]

>>52712207
That's some nice jizzed meat you're selling.

[Anonymous No.52712838]

>>52712448
Their private REIT wont really affect them too much. Probably. Unless they fudged actual numbers on that. I dunno. Would honestly seem kimd of stupid to me. More likely their clients are just searching for liquidity especially from Asian clients.

[Anonymous No.52712842]

>>52712807
People are generally referring to oil, stocks & home prices when mentioning deflation.
You're being autistic.

[Anonymous No.52712864]

>>52712522
QT and fed hikes will compress earnings. You already saw that q3 begin. Corporate profit reading this morning went negative. People have said as long as fed hikes remain market won't bottom.

[Anonymous No.52712865]

>>52712452
Same candle for me this year.
I would like to oy her vey,
if (You) know what I am alluding to.

[Anonymous No.52712872]

>>52712865
picrel

[Anonymous No.52712887]

>>52712556
the average vtuber

[Anonymous No.52712901]

>>52712625
It cant until umemployment goes up. Wage-inflation spiral will continue until the two begin to diverge.

[Anonymous No.52712916]

Just so you all know, I'm buying and I'm holding and there's nothing you can do to stop me. "Oh it went down!" Good. I bought more. What are you gonna do about it? Give me more cheapies? Good. I actually got an engineering education, faggots. I can do this all day. All year. All decade. Don't fuck with me.

Have sex, bobo, you little virgin bitch.

[Anonymous No.52712949]

>>52712901
>They don't know about meh faux soft landing.
Unless there is a black swan that I can't price in. The fake soft landing is the most likely outcome for early next year.

[Anonymous No.52712950]

>>52712916
cool story bro
i dare you to leverage up like a real man
buy some calls on your favorite 3x ETF
bonus points if they have strikes within the next 3 months

[Anonymous No.52712957]

>>52712901
As evidence: wage growth was up .6% in november and average working hours fell. You now have more money in consoomers hand to consoom with. Inflation go up. I expect fed funds futures might go 50/50 by next week on 50 vs 75.

[Anonymous No.52713002]

>>52712916
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.52713049]

>>52712710
In your dreams. They’ll never give the suckers an even break.

[Anonymous No.52713050]

>>52712207
Holy shit that's a lot of cum

[Anonymous No.52713054]

>>52712703
I thought it was about the merchants inside selling pigeons to the poor for animal sacrifice. Am I mistaken?

I’m currently trying to understand my faith better, and I’ve read some of the gospels thus far as well as Isaiah

[Anonymous No.52713094]

Its Friday so here's audio from the Chicago pit during The Flash Crash of May 6th, 2010.

https://youtu.be/rLvDpStdRUQ?t=331

[Anonymous No.52713097]

Unlike some of you anons with high paying jobs or even a decent income...
I use my investments to pay for my education. I've managed to not take out any loans. I have paid for all my expenses using my investments since I started in 2020.

My big breaks have been:
>PLTR
>GME
>SPAC bubble
>Oil
>and SIGA
I can't afford to be wrong or DCA like a braindead fuckwit. I have to both preserve my wealth and grow it and withdraw from it occasionally.

IF YOU DO HAVE A STEADY INCOME, please PLEASE at least DCA like 90% of your investments into a vanguard fund. You have no idea how much I want to do that, but I can't because I can't afford to lose money. When I see some of you making tons of money losing it all on some stupid options play it drives me crazy. You could have generational wealth just by DCAing into a fucken vanguard fund.
I'm convinced Scoopsies is just a diversity hire, no way someone that makes that kind of money can be so fucken stupid.otherwise. And CLF anon, holy FUCK, dude donated $500k to some Wallstreet fuckward when he could have turned it into millions without DOING ANYTHING.
I don't know why I'm rambling. Too many beers. Just invest most of your money wisely if you have a steady income. Not all of us do.

[Anonymous No.52713103]

>>52713097

[Anonymous No.52713106]

Welp, 4 interviews set up. 3 on indeed, 1 from an employee reference. Nobody showed up for the interviews. Fuck it, I'll just absorb the hours and do the job myself. Poem anon, I have to warn you. I may be a little rabid tonight.

[Anonymous No.52713111]

>>52713094
I'm imagining this is the kikes watching the Twitter files drop rn.

[Anonymous No.52713113]

>>52713097
> I've managed to not take out any loans.
Shame, biden would have taken 10k off of it....for free.

[Anonymous No.52713121]

>>52712710
>>52713097

Another good example of what I'm talking about. You have a steady income, a good job, and instead you're WASTING your money buying absolute fucken GARBAGE. When I finally finish this fucken masters program I'm going to shit on you by just DCAing. Fuck you, you're nothing but a fundraising operation for Wallstreet.

[Anonymous No.52713148]

Fellas why in the world is Dillards' stock so high? My 85yo grandpa is on a full blown anti dillards rant saying they arent like they used to be and nobody shops there. Short Dillards. You're welcome

[Anonymous No.52713152]

>>52713097
Based boozin Bogle.

[Anonymous No.52713161]

>>52713106
>nobody showed up
well at least it wasnt your birthday

[Anonymous No.52713168]

ELON RELEASED THE DIRTY DOSSIER.

[Anonymous No.52713177]

>>52712950
>I'm buying and I'm holding for however long it takes. It costs me nothing to hold shares of stocks in good semiconductor companies
>OH WOW BIG MAN HOW ABOUT YOU LEVERAGE YOUR TRIPLE LEVERAGE AND OH YEAH NOW YOU HAVE 3 MONTHS OR YOU LOSE EVERYTHING HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT HUH????

are you retarded or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.52713187]

>>52713161
I wish I had a birthday party one day.

[Anonymous No.52713188]

>>52713106
Ok. I'll be sober and sleepy probably
I did a mic check earlier, so should be good there

[Anonymous No.52713197]

>>52713106
what's the job? what's the pay? post the ad.

[Anonymous No.52713203]

Why is Yahoo showing KO earnings to be close to $3b, but when you mouse over 3Q2022 it shows just $1.9B?

[Anonymous No.52713210]

>>52713187
Meh,people only show up for the free food and thats it.i'd rather not have one

[Anonymous No.52713218]

>>52713197
Unless you live in southeast Michigan there's no point in even telling you.
>>52713188
We'll have to use zoom to do it and I already have it set up. I'm gonna take an early day anyway because fuck it why not. Nobody else has to put in an honest days work, why should I?

[Anonymous No.52713219]

>>52713097
>You could have generational wealth

why the fuck should i care about that? what evidence is there that there is even any sort of an afterlife when i die? why the fuck should i care about having kids who are gonna party and do drugs and be pieces of shit with the money i worked my whole life to make?

fuck that. i make money for me. i'm spending that shit. generational wealth? try early retirement, faggot.

[Anonymous No.52713236]

>>52713218
>Unless you live in southeast Michigan there's no point in even telling you.

i'm not working for you you piece of shit, i actually have an education and i'm white. i just want to see it and laugh at you and your troubles. post it already you pussy.

[Anonymous No.52713257]

>>52713097
>at least DCA like 90% of your investments into a vanguard fund
god no! Theyre all terrible right now, pretty sure most /smg/ outperforms them. That shits for the plebs.

[Anonymous No.52713282]

>>52713218
What time do you think I should be ready? I might need to run out later

[Anonymous No.52713290]

>>52713106
There are 6k job offerrings in Ann Arbor right now. Good luck mate. I might sign up in a year after I move to USA. The only condition I have is that I must be allowed to take a break at 9:30AM to post WTFWT on /smg/

[Anonymous No.52713312]

>>52713236
I ain't posting shit you nigger
>>52713282
You'll have time to do that, I can wait.

[Anonymous No.52713323]

>>52713106
Use it as justification, ask for more pay.

[Anonymous No.52713326]

>>52711226
Where are the cheap stocks with high dividend yields? I miss comfy divvy anon like you motherfuckers could not believe. Spending huge on low volume but my returns are nothing but up even in shit economies . . . slowly

[Anonymous No.52713331]

>>52713312
i always knew you were a coward. just like your father.

[Anonymous No.52713335]

>leave for almost 3 hours
>same thread is still going
grim

[Anonymous No.52713345]

>>52713097
woah... you started in 2020... the easiest year to make money since recorded history

that's crazy bro. ill be sure to write this all down

[Anonymous No.52713346]

>>52713335
Markets closed & its friday what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.52713352]

>>52713335
a staggering number of smg anons have committed suicide recently

[Anonymous No.52713364]

>>52713335
this happens literally every weekend starting on friday after market close, nigger. this your first week on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.52713407]

>>52713364
>>52713346
i miss the 2021 bullrun. nonstop posting weekdays, weekends, all hours.

[Anonymous No.52713420]

>>52713326
Dunno what comfy means for you, personally I'm not worried about those:
KO, PEP, ADN.TO, GOLD, BHP, BSET, DOW, WILC, GS (banks might have issues maintaining liquidity if we see economic slowdown), HIMX, INTC, JXN, JNJ, PG, SBSW, SU, CNQ, UMC
You would have to check them and see if they match your definition of comfy yourself.
Personally I don't think that there are many safe hi divvy yield stocks. You can find some in commodities, but those are usually cyclical.

[Anonymous No.52713422]

any merit to memorizing candle formations like hammers, comets, dragonflies, gravestones, etc.?

inb4 >memorizing tea leaf patterns

i just need more defined entry/exit conditions rather than fucking eyeballing it

[Anonymous No.52713428]

we recovered almost what we lost form jobs data, was it a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.52713440]

>>52713422
all you need are moving averages and bull/bear flags, anon. after that it's all just risk management.

[Anonymous No.52713505]

>Gayed calling for a market crash

What do I short? Or do I just long VXY?

And what have I missed in /smg/? Any good content?

[Anonymous No.52713507]

>>52713345
Yeah, and yet these past 6 months have been my best yet.
You smug fuck, go ahead and ignore the most rational advice you'll get on smg.

[Anonymous No.52713536]

>>52713331
Papa rocker could turn your bussy into Swiss cheese without even breaking a sweat.

[Anonymous No.52713556]

Interesting stats for today:
- Amazon added 800k new jobs in 2020 and 2021
- They laid off 10k people this year, mostly HR and retail business
Is this it bros? Is this the end of USA economy?

[Anonymous No.52713566]

>>52713507
WHAT is your advice though? Passive invest? I do that as a core position yeah

[Anonymous No.52713576]

>>52713505
>Gayed
Gayed is a fucking retard. We're going to have a dip, maybe down to like, 3800 next week but we'll have the santa rally for CPI week after.

[Anonymous No.52713584]

New

>>52713581
>>52713581

[Anonymous No.52713589]

>>52713097
please no reee at me

[Anonymous No.52713600]

>>52713440
>just risk management
>just
>risk management
>just
>risk
>management
>just

[Anonymous No.52715777]

>>52712452
I recommend buying puts on DIA now. Also, look at ROST and TJX. The implied volatility is very low so the outs are very cheap. Look at the charts they are running out of gas and soft goods get crushed during a recession.

[Anonymous No.52715835]

>>52715777
If you want to be more speculative, look into ETSY puts. The stock could easily lose over half its market cap during a downturn, and there is some probability of bankruptcy. 7-8x sales is a joke for this company with no moat.