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[Anonymous No.52710606]

>Too smart for blue collar wagie job filled with literal meth heads
>Too dumb for yuppie tech job because I can't autistically come up with instant solutions to coding problems

What's a 115 IQ nigga supposed to do in this economy?

[Anonymous No.52710621]

>>52710606
rope

[Anonymous No.52710654]

HR

[Anonymous No.52710672]

>>52710606

swallow your load and just call it a day lol.

[Anonymous No.52710677]

>>52710606
Accountant

[Anonymous No.52710678]

>>52710606
enterprise sales

[Anonymous No.52710686]

>>52710606

60k a year deskwarmer here, welcome to the club

[Anonymous No.52710706]

>>52710606

Strong, skilled, smart, social, sociopathic. Those are the five in universal human traits that make money in any economy since the dawn of time.

Find the one you are best at and max it. Make sure you have at least a couple points in all of them.

[Anonymous No.52710735]

CDL A

[Anonymous No.52710745]

>>52710677
That's what I have a degree in but I didn't take my CPA

Why are my options so fucking limited?

[Anonymous No.52710750]

The fact that you need to make this post shows your IQ is not high.

[Anonymous No.52710772]

>>52710706
>Strong
No
>Skilled
Jack of all trades desu
>Smart
Everybody called me smart as a kid so I got by on natural talent until I hit 15 and got put into fast uni classes where I hit the wall where I actually had to study for the first time in my life and found out that I have no motivation or drive and thus was outclassed by all my peers
>Social
I can't even talk on the phone
>Sociopathic
Ok that I can do.

[Anonymous No.52711163]

>>52710745
What are you talking about? You have a ton of options. You can work almost anywhere in the world, at large companies or small, corporations or public. It's extremely versatile.

[Anonymous No.52711211]

IT

[Anonymous No.52711280]

>>52710606
>Too smart for blue collar wagie job filled with literal meth heads
A Mexican will mog you intellectually the second you step in the field. Go dig dirt for a year and humble yourself nigger.

[Anonymous No.52711291]

>>52710606
>What's a 115 IQ nigga supposed to do in this economy?

get /fit/ and do sales

[Anonymous No.52711296]

>>52711163
Honestly accounting is blue collar work.
I was an inventory accountant for a year and it's basically like baby sitting with niggers all day.

I kept getting work piled on me everyday because I was able to finish off 10x what these niggers were doing in an afternoon but in reality it just means I'm the chump who has to pick up the slack while getting paid less than the senior nigger.
I couldn't even work slower if I wanted to, I would just be sitting around bored out of my mind.

It's humiliating.

[Anonymous No.52711363]

>>52710772
>No
lmao
>Jack of all trades desu
Should've just said that you're unskilled
>I have no motivation or drive and thus was outclassed by all my peers
Should've just said that you are a dumbass and got filtered by basic uni classes that 80 IQ retards could pass
>I can't even talk on the phone
Lmao
>Ok that I can do
If you can't even talk on the phone you can't become a sociopath.
You are meant to be a poorfag, nothing you do about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.52711383]

If you had one more standard deviation you could be comfy. :(

[Anonymous No.52711436]

>>52711363
>Should've just said that you're unskilled
That's the thing, I'm not.

I have a basic knowledge of coding to get by, I can make my own games, but I can't solve leetcode puzzles and trip over making anything complex.

I have rudimentary knowledge in art, and can make stuff in blender but it's not good enough to sell.

I can write a lot, but what I produce is mediocre.

Basically any skill I can grasp and go past the basics up to mediocrity but simply cannot move past that barrier and become a professional at said thing to qualify myself as """Skilled"""
I wish I was just an unskilled unga bunga, than I could go work in a coal mine and not worry about anything.
It's the fact that I'm trying and failing is what plagues me.

[Anonymous No.52711460]

>>52710606
>>52711291
this guy knows

[Anonymous No.52711483]

>>52711436
>games
Elaborate your ability. 2D sidescrollers do not apply.

[Anonymous No.52711531]

>>52711483

[Anonymous No.52711536]

>>52710606
RN, Police Officer, Accountant, HR, Government Administrative Wagie, or Truck Driver.
All have their pros and cons, pick the one that suits your personality best and roll with it.

[Anonymous No.52711542]

>>52711436
>I have a basic knowledge of coding to get by, I can make my own games, but I can't solve leetcode puzzles and trip over making anything complex.
So you are unskilled but can follow some retarded poojeet tutorial? Congratz I'm sure Google will hire you for 300k/year

[Anonymous No.52711555]

>>52711531
How much did you code yourself and how much did you copy paste?

[Anonymous No.52711576]

Nigger I already told you CDL A and yet you continue to be a faggot. God damn it OP.

[Anonymous No.52711616]

>>52711555
You can't really copy paste it since it's unique and there aren't that many pygames to work off of.
You just apply general concepts of python, define a bunch of stuff and than make X = Y in accordance to what the player presses
It's not necessarily difficult but I don't see many people making Wario Ware tier Microgames for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.52711634]

>>52710606
You need to not be white, or convert to being gay.

[Anonymous No.52711664]

>>52711436
>I have a basic knowledge of coding to get by, I can make my own games, but I can't solve leetcode puzzles and trip over making anything complex.
Most of software development is just managing data flows and APIs. You don't actually have to be smart for 95% of the work.

[Anonymous No.52711666]

>>52711634
Being Disabled or "Disabled" can go a long way

[Anonymous No.52711668]

>>52710606
How does McDonalds fry cook sound?

[Anonymous No.52711694]

>>52711296
>Honestly accounting is blue collar work.
no it's not, my sister is an accountant at EY, she makes $300k per year. You're just a retarded /pol/cel loser and you always will be.

[Anonymous No.52711868]

>>52711616
Cool, you should go into 3D games.

[Anonymous No.52712020]

>>52711436
Anon, not that I know exactly how it is but from my experience and reading the board, all tech companies hire junior developers who just pump out code, regardless of its quality, and the seniors touch it up where needed. I worked in a big tech company at support level and we always had something to escalate. Some of the devs couldn't answer questions about the code they wrote.

Don't think of yourself as a midwit or stupid. The fact that you were stuck in fast uni courses due to lack of motivation only shows that you are not a brainwashed robot. I am sure if you thought that you can get something out of it, you would have outpaced them, but you saw the truth, that it's pointless.

Being mediocre in various fields is not necessarily a bad thing. You might have ADHD thus you constantly need to do something different, as the old thing got you bored.

Just try your shot at some random tech company that hires juniors, they will train you. Once you get the gist of it, you will polish your coding skills.

But beware anon, office work ain't like bluecollar work. The stress and pressure were not worth it for me, so I left recently. But if you wish to do it, better try it, it's a path that will show you some new things.

[Anonymous No.52712119]

>>52710606
This is bait right? There is no place in America with more meth heads than a yuppie office. They just call it different things sometimes, like amphs or speed or addy.

[Anonymous No.52712167]

>>52710606
anything healthcare

[Anonymous No.52712184]

>>52711694
>The average salary for a Accountant is $60245 per year in United States

I'm sure your anecdote holds more weight than the stats though.

[Anonymous No.52712188]

>>52710606
how I'm feeling rn learning my datastructures

[Anonymous No.52712217]

>>52712184
i worked at EY. his sister is probably a director or junior partner at EY. they definitely make that much money. you just have to wageslave 60-80 hours a week for 10-15 years to get to that point.

i also work in accounting. i make $100k/year. could likely job hop to $120-130k if i wanted to.

[Anonymous No.52712236]

>>52710606
115 iq here, 6 figs as an electrician and don't work with methheads. Bodies taking a toll already but always a good option if you have thick skin