And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima, buy in and then I'm gonna
Enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna
I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Wheres my linkies? They will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them pajeet bastards
And Rory? You can get stomped and glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
nobody posts any FOMO!
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I been broke, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since REQ turned themselves into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme
No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash the market so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me