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[Anonymous No.52681452]

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>>52680612

[Anonymous No.52681472]

>>52681128
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1669837153646627.webm
Please updoot and subscribe to see more of my memes

Thanks >>52681088 for making a gif

[Anonymous No.52681482]

Why do all kinds of modeling and autistic line drawing when you could just buy giganigga companies when their price decreases?

[Anonymous No.52681490]

I am ready for the faux golden bull rally. The rally that will crush all fears and usher in a the new age of FOMO. 2021 2.0. Faster Shorter Higher.

Praise Allah, Thank You Jesus, Amen Buddha. Love Sophia. Goodbye Demi.

[Anonymous No.52681491]

Bobo's rebuttal has started now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52681492]

if the economy was doing so great why is jay taking his foot off the gas? he knows this shit is about to crash and that is why i sold my calls for put. he's being overly cautious because it looks like the wheels are about to fall off, and i bet everything that it happens tomorrow. i'm talking about #TheBigOne.

[Anonymous No.52681494]

>>52681472
I prefer memes made by skynet myself

[Anonymous No.52681495]

i am going to beat up gayrome powell

[Anonymous No.52681498]

wake me when the 200 SMA has been reclaimed.

[Anonymous No.52681502]

It's the 1970s.
Not the 1920s or 30s.

[Anonymous No.52681505]

>>52681498
Real niggas use EMA.

[Anonymous No.52681510]

>>52681495
based
i am UNIX the greatest operating system of all-time

[Anonymous No.52681513]

when will the kikes pump my small caps

[Anonymous No.52681515]

>>52681492
Sorry bro your predictions are dog shit.. hahaha

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52681516]

>>52681502
i was hoping for 1946, but with a cyber punk twtist and robot hitler

[Anonymous No.52681517]

>>52681510
Stallman pls go.

[Anonymous No.52681527]

>>52681510
i guess i could also be exxon mobil corp to $9

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52681531]

>>52681515
just wait for tomorrow, i'll be the one who laughs the loudest.

[Anonymous No.52681544]

IM GONNAAAA PIIIVVVOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!

[Anonymous No.52681546]

October was the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52681548]

>>52681502
Good

[Anonymous No.52681550]

Just took a shit and didn't have wipe bullchads can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.52681555]

>>52681495
I'm also going to fight the Fed. Put me in, coach, I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.52681559]

>>52681531
>two more weeks

[Anonymous No.52681561]

>>52681550
liar
you have to wipe once to know you didn't need to wipe at all.

[Anonymous No.52681563]

>>52681531
Thanks. for some weird reason I thought we have already friday

[Anonymous No.52681566]

>>52681472
kek
well done

[Anonymous No.52681573]

>Short-covering/hedge removal rally fails to break 200 DMA
>Everything now rolling over

[Anonymous No.52681574]

>>52681531
we will get a pull back. in the next few days... but not the big one.. little to no one will predict the big one.

An obvious recession means it will def not be obvious.

[Anonymous No.52681575]

oil is up 5% in 5 minutes. either this is a big brain move to force the next CPI higher, then say oops we need to go even higher than we thought.

or inflation creeps back up and does more damage.
either way everything is fucked, buy shorts or gold pick your poison

[Anonymous No.52681577]

>>52681482
everyone goes through the initial retard phase where you think you can time the market

[Anonymous No.52681578]

>>52681548
Tech back then was not what it means now. Nowadays everything uses computers. That's why looking at charts from the past is meaningless. Those were completely different circumstances.

[Anonymous No.52681585]

Let’s hyperinflate and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.52681586]

Netflix CEO says they are getting into mobile gaming.

[Anonymous No.52681588]

Yesterday when I went to starbucks I said to myself if there were less than 5 black people in the building, today would be green. If there were more than 5 black people, it’d be red. There were 3 black people.
I didn’t make any plays obviously because I was just fucking around but now I’m starting to wonder if the astrology schizos are actually on to something, basing their plays off completely random bullshit.

[Anonymous No.52681590]

the anon that told me to go all in on 397 0dte spy puts while jpow was speaking has absolutely heemed me

[Anonymous No.52681591]

literally closed out all my gambling long bags and went balls deep into shit&piss and nasd-ack shorts
I'm ready for the crash bobros

[Anonymous No.52681596]

>>52681585
I hyperinflated your mom with my cum kek

[Anonymous No.52681599]

>>52681482
I just buy tickers that spell different memes and funny words when you smoosh them together. My portfolio of (PEP)(E) and (PO)(OPA) is doing nicely.

[Anonymous No.52681603]

PAIN

[Anonymous No.52681604]

i am once again saying thanks fellas pleasure doin /biz/ with ya's

[Anonymous No.52681608]

>>52681575
The issue is now, that everyone knows, inflation wont go down because the fed isnt doing enough, and where to go if the fed already says they wont do anything? Right, commodities. I sold my nrgd

[Anonymous No.52681609]

Make or break the market at its 200DMA

[Anonymous No.52681610]

>>52681575
>oil is up 5% in 5 minutes.
Based on?

[Anonymous No.52681612]

>>52681599
I bet you got a big bag of GAYMF.

[Anonymous No.52681618]

>credit suisse is pumping
This is how you know it's fake.

[Anonymous No.52681626]

>>52681609
we still have room to pump to 4050
I expect we top out tomorrow then begin rugging
either way once we tap that memeline it's joever

[Anonymous No.52681628]

>>52681618
>credit sus

[Anonymous No.52681632]

i just sold my inverse etf for a huge loss. i cant take it anymore. bobos are too doomer i realized, the market isnt as bad as we pessimistic nerds think it is. sometimes i think i short because my own life is shitty and i want everyone else to suffer too.

[Anonymous No.52681635]

I hate BABA so I only buy puts on this bloated piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52681638]

>>52681578
>he doesnt know about shmitah

[Anonymous No.52681643]

>>52681612
Don't forget JEPI's fabulous cousin, the Fidelity Capital & Income Fund.

[Anonymous No.52681646]

>>52681588
It’s been proven time and again just doing completely random bullshit based of random chance outperforms most professional stock pickers. Money throwing darts, cars playing with paper, picking random stocks out of a hat; all outperform most “ investors “

[Anonymous No.52681655]

What the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.52681657]

SPY is less than one dollar away from the 200 SMA.
last time it hit the 200 SMA, it giga dumped.
if it breaks though, could be very bullish.
place your bets.

[Anonymous No.52681661]

>>52681612
They knew what they were doing when those chose that ticker right?

[Anonymous No.52681662]

Oh, bears. I almost feel bad.

[Anonymous No.52681674]

>>52681574
>recession
We’ve been in a recession for like 6 months already. The market this year has been down like this since the 1960s. I don’t get this push to redefine the term recession, is it all Biden’s admin trying to push it?

[Anonymous No.52681677]

>>52681657
>Anonymous (ID: GKYpF4UL) 11/30/22(Wed)19:53:43 No.52681657▶
i switched to calls. the moment the bull run resumes will be when everyone least expects it, which is right now. bear markets only last 1 year on average.

[Anonymous No.52681685]

my takeaway was "we're at a point where we can hold rate hikes and observe". Basically slightly more bullish than what the market expected.

He also said inflation is still far above where they want it to be. The market is super eager to buy back in...basically greed and reservations of risk both seem very high. Like all of you, i'm searching for how to play this, but I really don't know. Jpowel basically did deny an inflation hike to workers. Basically, it was ok for goods inflation to happen and companies to benefit, but not for workers. Now workers only get the 2%/year inflation and miss the 2 years of ~6-14%. Jpowel also explicitly answered a question and said that he expected investment in "labor-saving technology" to combat labor price increases.

What's your guy'sss's take?

[Anonymous No.52681694]

WTF MY SQQQ TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THE STOCK MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52681695]

>>52681674
This isn't a recession, this was a correction.

[Herald of the Meltup No.52681697]

Today's comments from JPow are an indirect admission that he over-tightened. Few understand this.

[Anonymous No.52681699]

>>52681674
There is no hope for you. You still don't understand what is going on...

[Anonymous No.52681701]

>>52681574
anime and jap idols: based
kpop idols: gay and cringe
yw

[Anonymous No.52681702]

>>52681632
its worse. powell announced that they are going to let the dollar fail. so even equities are a better deal. bad news good for market

[Anonymous No.52681705]

>>52681685
the market priced everything in. it priced in a recession and even a possible depression.

[Anonymous No.52681709]

>>52681661
Do you think Bussy did a google search for their prospective name before trademarking it?

[Anonymous No.52681713]

>>52681632
This was the top.

[Anonymous No.52681718]

>mumus make money
>bobos make money
>pigs get slaughtered
whoever is buying now is a literal pig

[Anonymous No.52681719]

>>52681635
lmao 33$, you realize you could have made that this morning with a job. you should consider getting a job before spending your entire year chasing 12% return on your 1k account.

[Anonymous No.52681720]

>>52681632
Top signal

[Anonymous No.52681721]

Thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60uP9kG2rZo

>wig twisting season, where bobo gets his wig twisted back within reason

[Anonymous No.52681722]

>>52681685
Let's see mannarino's assessment.... Oh shit, the bottom is in!!!! Don't think just buy

[Anonymous No.52681723]

> do my morning daytrade
> short market
> make lots of money, done for the day
> check in
> supermega green

wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.52681727]

>go long every time powell speaks in anticipation of pivot
>get heemed

>go short this one time
>get heemed

Why are they like this? I mean I know I'm being anti-semitic but what did I ever do to them to deserve this sort of treatment?

[Anonymous No.52681732]

Imma gonna go hunting Friday

[Anonymous No.52681737]

>>52681709
Ah I forgot all about the eBussy. RIP cuck mobile.

[Anonymous No.52681738]

>>52681723
It's happening. IT.

[Anonymous No.52681739]

>>52681727
you arent respecting the memelines

[Anonymous No.52681746]

>>52681719
I've only had for 15 mins. This is just for fun

[Anonymous No.52681747]

When do I invest?

[Anonymous No.52681753]

so Bussy Bear is a thing
picrel

[Anonymous No.52681758]

>>52681747
couple of months ago

[Anonymous No.52681759]

>>52681737
That thing even looks like it should be bullied.

[Anonymous No.52681768]

>>52681727
>still thinks the market is real and not a single player simulation
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52681777]

I hate the antichrist
Everything is so fake and gay
I won't take the meds
I won't drink the cornsyrup

[Anonymous No.52681780]

>>52681768
>TFW you're all locked in here with me

[Anonymous No.52681783]

>>52681574
I believe you. Praise the Korean one!

[Anonymous No.52681785]

IDS HABBENING

[Anonymous No.52681786]

Power hour or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.52681793]

Guys I'm officially addicted to bappy chips. As if fathands needed another bad habit. Long UTZ

[Anonymous No.52681798]

The year is 2027 tesla is worth..

[Anonymous No.52681805]

>>52681753
ALL ABOARD THE BUSSY BEAR BUS

[Anonymous No.52681811]

So I guess we're just going to melt up to a new all time high with the fed funds rate going to 5% and staying there. Truly bizarre

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52681813]

>>52681793
they're zapps you fucking nigger, also
filtered

[Anonymous No.52681814]

>>52681786
I think we just crab. It's "old news" so we're not going to keep rallying 5% like on CPI.

[Anonymous No.52681815]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52681817]

>>52681798
$1 best I can do

[Anonymous No.52681825]

>>52681793
>eating kiddie snacks

[Anonymous No.52681826]

yessss touch that 200dma
do it nigger

[Anonymous No.52681832]

I got rekt today but I'm healing

[Anonymous No.52681837]

>>52681811
not bizzare at all. the fed is deflating its dollar bubble while inflation stays moderate and everyone that can flees into commodities and equities

[Anonymous No.52681838]

Who's gonna open a short at the 200DMA?

[Anonymous No.52681845]

>>52681832
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52681846]

>>52681838
me

[Anonymous No.52681850]

>>52681813
It's remarkable how many fucking retards in this general can't reaf cursive. You are included. Next you'll tell me bang's root beer is actually "barq's".

[Anonymous No.52681852]

>>52681832
>Half of this year's heeming is today
JFC my brother.

[Anonymous No.52681851]

Shower hour let's go

[Anonymous No.52681860]

I’m fucking done. Powell didn’t say ANYTHING in particular and the market rallied. I threw my last $2000 down the toilet today. I’m gonna see what shakes out of these shitty puts at expiry and then invest in a bull run if the Fed only raises by 50 bps.

[Anonymous No.52681862]

>>52681837
>dollar bubble

[Anonymous No.52681868]

>>52681832
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

[Anonymous No.52681871]

>>52681860
You might miss the real rig pull

[Anonymous No.52681876]

>>52681860
he said and i quote
>we will see
they have no idea what their policies are doing and know they have no tool against inflation

[Anonymous No.52681877]

>>52681694
Can you answer me honestly, when did you buy and how long were you planning on holding, exactly? What were you actually expecting?

[Anonymous No.52681880]

Up only now. Why do bears refuse to accept the truth?

[Anonymous No.52681883]

>>52681860
Anon. Stop buying options. Just buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.52681887]

>>52681783

[Anonymous No.52681888]

>>52681860
the market is virtually guaranteed to start rugpulling before the bepis

[Anonymous No.52681891]

>>52681747
Beginning of 2022

[Anonymous No.52681895]

I was so wrong. Seeing the Dow Jones near ATH with massively worse macro conditions is astounding.

[Anonymous No.52681897]

>jpow said more hikes for longer
>said that everything is bad
>said that inflation is crabbing and not going down
>said that we need more layoffs faster
>said that best case scenario we can get a soft recession

Okay.. pump it to the 200DMA anyways..


Ahhhhhhh
Hhh
H
H
Hh
H

I hate the antichrist

[Anonymous No.52681905]

>>52681897
>Okay.. pump it to the 200DMA anyways..
yeah?
we're still gonna make new lows brah

[Anonymous No.52681907]

>>52681860
>Bear
>Losing money in the biggest bear market in 12 years
my sides

[Anonymous No.52681913]

Got a starter of SOXS for some downside protection.

[Anonymous No.52681916]

>>52681897
>That file name
I know some of you NEETs live in squaller but please tell me you don't live there?

[Anonymous No.52681918]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.52681919]

>>52681905
>52681905
not when it pumps over the 200dma.

[Anonymous No.52681920]

>>52681876
They're trying to get stagflation but pretending they're not. Some people picked up on it when he got angry when told the stock market was up during his last speech.

Raising rates is expensive for the government. They're not realistic about what its going to take, meaning we wait until the system breaks and they react to that.

[Anonymous No.52681927]

I thought you guys were being ironic, are you actually racist?

[Anonymous No.52681929]

>>52681897
you miss the core, not crashing the economy, means, everything pumps while inflation keeps rising and the fed keeps the rate hikes low

bull case for the next decade

[Anonymous No.52681930]

>>52681919
it wont though lole
not enough liquidity

[Anonymous No.52681933]

>>52681887
How far do you think this can run up? Like, SPX ~4250?

[Anonymous No.52681936]

>>52681785
what is this?

[Anonymous No.52681945]

Why is everyone complaining? Everything seems pretty green today.

[Anonymous No.52681949]

do i just keep holding the sqqq bag after this brutal heeming?

[Anonymous No.52681950]

>>52681933
4050 is the top

[Anonymous No.52681951]

>>52681927
i'm only racist against those of british and germanic descent, especially the ones that larp as semitics

[Anonymous No.52681952]

I wish JEPI could be up more bigly today...

[Anonymous No.52681953]

>>52681927
Better not be...

[Anonymous No.52681954]

bull market time.

[Anonymous No.52681957]

>>52681945
bears with hubris and lotto tickets are very noisy

[Anonymous No.52681966]

at least my GEO puts are still ITM

[Anonymous No.52681969]

>>52681945
Not if you're some contrarian fuck with a bunch of puts/shorts lol.

[Anonymous No.52681970]

>>52681927
Nobody is ever ironic on 4chan. There’s no point.

[Anonymous No.52681971]

>>52681929
Nigger you dont understand. They wanted to touch a meme line. Nothing fucking matters. A fucking meme line. The entire world economy is control by a goddamn meme line

Nothing fucking matters. Just gotta touch the line bro. Poommmp it

I hate the antichrist
I will not transition
I will not take the vax
I will not eat the corn syrup

[Anonymous No.52681982]

>>52681871
When? Powell doesn’t seem keen on crashing the market or making sure the market takes him seriously. He seems content letting the market believe whatever it wants and hoping Fed policy brings inflation down.

[Anonymous No.52681984]

>>52681913
Bro there is no more downside. We have set a generational bottom; SPY will never again trade below 400.

[Anonymous No.52681985]

>>52681850
That’s actually how they taught us in school to write a cursive “r”. Had to go to a special class just to learn it too since normal classes don’t teach it anymore.

[Anonymous No.52681994]

I say this all the time, but over SPY 400 is time to go bearish. Minimal gain/loss is a simple bear ETF, moderate gain/loss is leveraged ETF, and short term options are for the true gamblers

[Anonymous No.52681998]

>>52681919
>overshoot
>hold
>consolidate
>regain
>hold
a few times and then at some point in time, many months later, market participants remember that they like money and it suddenly goes higher out of the blue

[Anonymous No.52681999]

>>52681971
Based

[Anonymous No.52682002]

>>52681971
no. there is simply no reason to hold cash when the fed chair says, they wont crash the economy, low and middle class will suffer and should deal with it while getting replaced with robots. its bull time

[Anonymous No.52682003]

>>52681984
>TFW you tell your nonbinary progeny about seeing SPX at 39X

[Anonymous No.52682006]

>>52681994
its never gambling if I am always wrong.

[Anonymous No.52682007]

>>52681933
SPX 4500 EOY

[Anonymous No.52682016]

>>52681985
Well they taught you wrong unfortunately. It's a shame that most zoomers can't ready cursive.

[Anonymous No.52682022]

Where my 2x leveraged NASCOCK chads at?

[Anonymous No.52682026]

Aaaaaaaaaaand just like that, I have been beheemed once again by completely retarded market movements!

[Anonymous No.52682038]

there goes the 200 day sma, get rekt bobos

[Anonymous No.52682039]

>>52681994
>I say this all the time, but over SPY 400 is time to go bearish.
can you post your bigboy account so i know that i can trust you

[Anonymous No.52682040]

WTF IS THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW?

WTF IS THIS SHIT???

STOP BUYING

STOP FUCKING BUYING

STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.52682041]

santa is back in town and hes wearing all green

[Anonymous No.52682049]

>>52682016
Yeah, wasn’t that bad to learn either. We just did one new letter a week and practiced after school I think. Doubt they even offer it now since that was probably the mid 2000s I learned it.

[Anonymous No.52682053]

MO bros... smoke em if ya got em

[Anonymous No.52682056]

>bosses boss just sent me a meeting invite for 40 minutes from now titled "discussion"

oh god oh fuck

[Anonymous No.52682057]

>>52682041
Krampus comes for the bears.

[Anonymous No.52682065]

>>52681952
JEPI baggies kek

[Anonymous No.52682067]

I just shorted again .

[Anonymous No.52682069]

the strategy says you should now be 100% fully invested in UPRO.

[Anonymous No.52682070]

>>52682057
put my portfolio in the sack and just beat it

[Anonymous No.52682071]

>>52682056
Your boss is getting laid off.

[Anonymous No.52682072]

Quick the fed chair said soft recession. Pump Manchester united soccer team 6%!!!! Bullllllll ath gogogogog

We have to touch the 200dma

Buy carvana and roblox the fed chair said "higher for longer" quickkkk buy more roblox

Ahhhhh

I hate the antichrist

[Anonymous No.52682073]

>>52682056
they normally wait until friday... unless you work from home?

[Anonymous No.52682076]

>>52682056
He's going to ask you your favorite anime. Don't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.52682080]

>>52682067
same
easiest short ever

[Anonymous No.52682086]

holy fuck ive lost all my gains for the year in one day.

[Anonymous No.52682090]

>>52682070
is this your last resort?

[Anonymous No.52682096]

>>52682080
>>52682067
huh... it's still pumping though...

[Anonymous No.52682098]

>>52682039
I am in contact with the illuminati so I trust them, but your money is your own.

[Anonymous No.52682099]

>>52682080
you gonna get raped, again

[Anonymous No.52682101]

>>52682049
We learned it in grade school for literally no reason kek.
>>52682056
HR found your work cum socks. Let us know how it goes.

[Anonymous No.52682109]

>>52682086
Did you buy crypto?

[Anonymous No.52682108]

>>52682070
>just beat it

[Anonymous No.52682113]

>>52682096
yeah bro spy 4600 ath soon all in calls brother

[Anonymous No.52682114]

>>52682067
There trying to squeeze you bobo

[Anonymous No.52682116]

>>52682056
It’s over

[Anonymous No.52682123]

>>52682056
you remember that scene from fight club right? this is your chance anon

[Anonymous No.52682126]

>>52682086
gotta respect the big powell days

he has ripped me a new asshole before as well

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52682127]

>>52682056
f

[Anonymous No.52682132]

>>52682113
Kek

[Anonymous No.52682134]

is there still time to get into YINN?

[Anonymous No.52682135]

Quickkkk pump carvana 10% Jerome Powell said hyperinflation is out of control. BUY MORE CARVANA

[Anonymous No.52682137]

>>52682126
he has the tools, and knows how to use them

[Anonymous No.52682153]

>>52682123
>fight club
Or American Beauty lmao.

[Anonymous No.52682171]

>>52682153
>Boss is a woman
Disclosure

[Anonymous No.52682172]

>>52682135
lmao

[Anonymous No.52682174]

i'm tripling down a lot right here. i'm already so heemed i'm not gonna stop trying to call the top now

[Herald of the Meltup No.52682178]

Buy SILX. Watch and Learn.

[Anonymous No.52682186]

>>52682171
>Boss is a woman
Oooh I think I saw this JAV.

[Anonymous No.52682188]

so does this pull back tomorrow or generational bottom anon was right all along?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52682189]

i bought my puts way too fucking soon. looks like i done fucked it up. looks like its time to pack it up, ima run for US Senate and make my platform that capitalism is the primary culprit responsible for the subjugation of colored people around the world, and declare communism as the solution to racial problems.

[Anonymous No.52682190]

I lost 1k today, I shouldn't have gone in

[Anonymous No.52682191]

>>52682053
Every day my nigga

[Anonymous No.52682192]

Haha it just keeps pumping.

>MFW Nasdump closes the day up 5%

[Anonymous No.52682204]

>>52682188
October was it.

[Anonymous No.52682205]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52682210]

>>52682178
Fuck it, might as well

Buying silx now

[Anonymous No.52682211]

>>52681927

[Anonymous No.52682217]

>>52682178
>Melt Up 2: Silver boogaloo

[Anonymous No.52682223]

>>52681452
Who the fuck is buying?

[Anonymous No.52682229]

>>52682174
Based. I've inserted all the tokens I want to right now. I hate the antichrist.

Quick Jerome Powell said "maybe we can get a soft recession instead of a hard recession" quickkk buyyyy ARKK shit gogogo pump arkk 7%

[Anonymous No.52682230]

>>52682204
sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh SHEMITAH?

[Anonymous No.52682231]

I sold my 50 0DTE 405 calls for 0.05 each bros

I doubled my money

>0
>.
>7
>0

Kill me

[Anonymous No.52682240]

>>52682223
everyone, even the most bearish bear now got the confirmation, 2% goal means not by rate hiking but by fucking over the workers and middle class. Just buy if you can

[Anonymous No.52682241]

It’s just keeps getting more ridiculous.

Look at this chart

LOL, LMAO EVEN!

Generational bottom confirmed; the pivot fortold in the prophesy has arrived.

[Anonymous No.52682245]

>>52681936
Stock Market General apparently

[Anonymous No.52682246]

SOXLbros, wgmi

[Anonymous No.52682248]

I kneel

[Anonymous No.52682251]

>>52682174
trust your instincts war hero bobo anon. i did the same thing with calls on monday and tuesday and sold them at the first big pop right at 13:30pm

[Anonymous No.52682254]

>>52682188
there is nothing coming up soon to cause a sudden spike the other way but the market is retarded

[Anonymous No.52682257]

>>52682248 in front of mumu altar

[Anonymous No.52682263]

>>52682189
I'm going to run for the Senate and push to have you deported to Israel

[Anonymous No.52682266]

>>52682230
SHUT
IT
DOWN

[Anonymous No.52682269]

Its ogre bear bros

[Anonymous No.52682273]

green candles forever

[Anonymous No.52682275]

>>52682186
We all did

[Anonymous No.52682277]

>>52682241
lot of liquidity from shorts getting squeeeeezed

[Anonymous No.52682280]

>>52682113
this, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.52682281]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.52682287]

>>52682281
Peanuts fucking suck and I'm tired of pretending they don't.

[Anonymous No.52682289]

>Jerome Powell says houses are too expensive and must come down
>DRV dumps 9%

I hate the antichrist

[Anonymous No.52682290]

powell heemed my asshole today

[Anonymous No.52682291]

That's what you get for betting against America, son.

[Anonymous No.52682296]

>gush and nrgu crabbing for literally a month
Kek.

Also the last time powell spoke we had a giga pump, then a giga dump the next day so I'd be pretty cautious about where this is going.

[Anonymous No.52682297]

And just like that I'm making lots of money again, and no I will not stop! I'm sorry!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52682304]

>>52682263
try it and i'll send my niggers after you

[Anonymous No.52682305]

that's some massive exuberance

[Anonymous No.52682307]

Ath end of december

[Anonymous No.52682308]

October was the bottom

[Anonymous No.52682314]

>>52682291
Wish I had euro or gbp in my account instead of dollar. fuck america, your shitcoin is not even worth being a casino token

[Anonymous No.52682320]

Is this the MOASS i heard about? but on the entire stock market?

[Anonymous No.52682321]

>>52682281
Brazil nuts? Wait til you hear what my grandma used to call them

[Anonymous No.52682334]

Is anyone a little worried about PCE tomorrow? JPow basically said it comes down to Core PCE, which comes out tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.52682337]

A goddamn nuclear bomb could go off in LA and the algos would still buy roblox stock

[Anonymous No.52682338]

I'm buying puts one minute before the 10 minute rig

[Anonymous No.52682344]

why yes i'm a permabull, how could you tell

[Anonymous No.52682347]

What a year, fellas.

[Anonymous No.52682346]

all in 18k on UPRO

[Anonymous No.52682352]

>there are retarded beheemed permabobos ITT who shorted the upward falling knife
Just be patient ffs

[Anonymous No.52682355]

Bobos, we missed the generational bottom...

[Anonymous No.52682357]

>>52682338
godspeed. if inflation is truly going down then i'm going down with it

[Anonymous No.52682358]

>>52682337
I just cashed out some rblx calls today. Looks like I sold em a hair early. Oh well, profit is profit

[Anonymous No.52682368]

>>52682334
>Is anyone a little worried about PCE tomorrow?
The market has disconnected itself from reality, it doesn't matter how hot PCE is tomorrow the market will still keep pumping. If the market can pump from Bullard saying the terminal rate is 5-7% then it can pump from hot PCE. It's going to keep pumping until it exhausts itself and then completely crash.

[Anonymous No.52682370]

this late rally is mm's hedging against the put buying bobos right? hit the showers bobo, come back fresh tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52682380]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A red candle RUN FOR THE HILLS

[Anonymous No.52682382]

>>52682287
Peanuts are a trash nut if you aren't eating cashews and above, you're a pleb.
>>52682304
Ok fine, you can stay, but I'm sending you're gookfu back to north Korea.

[Anonymous No.52682387]

>>52682334
If forecast holds true
shit and piss to 5K eoy

[Anonymous No.52682390]

>>52682231
ouch

[Anonymous No.52682400]

>>52682368
>it doesn't matter how hot PCE is tomorrow the market will still keep pumping

mmm yeah ok i'm thinking we're back bobros

[Anonymous No.52682406]

>>52682368
>and then completely crash
but what if... what if... and hear me out on this... what if... it doesnt

[Anonymous No.52682409]

>>52682305
Pivot confirmed, generational bottom is set, buying stocks is free money once again with literally no risk of losing.


The FED has told you as much; don’t fight the FED. All in SOXL, or will be making new ATHs by this time next year.

[Anonymous No.52682410]

>>52682368
~4200 spx is my current guesstimate.

[Anonymous No.52682414]

>>52681578
Bullish for soxl bearish for apple or google or microshaft or other retarded companies which are more into cosmetic or software side shit than actual hard mechanical production.

[Anonymous No.52682418]

>>52682370
They want me to close my puts. I won't do it I won't close the puts. It's built on a house of lies. They want you to drink the fluoride water and eat the goyslop. They want you to be slow and dump. They want you to think a child's videogame with shit graphics is worth 60 billion dollars even though it doesn't make money. I won't do it. Nooooo I won't do it. I hate the antichrist

[Anonymous No.52682424]

The dow is almost +20% from it's low a few months ago

[Anonymous No.52682426]

>>52682406
Apparently everyone forgot that the V shaped recovery from 2020 was because of ZIRP and QE. Now we have 5% FFR and QT. It's not an environment for stocks to reach new ATHs.

[Anonymous No.52682430]

>>52682355
no... just got the timing wrong.
The managers want their bonusses so bad that even a recession, higher for longer,... nothing matters and only these snall "dovish" tingys are used to "justyfy" their actions.

[Anonymous No.52682444]

>>52682424
buy SDOW

[Anonymous No.52682455]

sold my puts 1 hr before powell

live to bobo another day

[Anonymous No.52682457]

Wait, there are still bobos with positions open? What the fuck you waiting for anons?

[Anonymous No.52682465]

>>52682424
Dude you didn't get the memo? 7.7% inflation is bullish. Higher for longer terminal rates is bullish. Don't hide just buy. Closing window for a possible soft recession is bullllishhh as fuckkkkk. Buybuybuy

[Anonymous No.52682466]

my SOXS down, but I have $4000 on hold to pick up more SOXS soon
My conviction only grows stronger as we pump

[Anonymous No.52682471]

I wanted to buy SPY at 320

[Anonymous No.52682476]

>>52682426
>the V shaped recovery from 2020 was because of ZIRP and QE.
And actual Zimbabwe-tier QE at that. What happens when the lowest classes can't even afford to roll credit card bills to buy food anymore? What happens when that lowest class that will just keeps growing?

[Anonymous No.52682480]

>>52682457
no big pump in the pipeline, and pce tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52682482]

>>52682346
I love UPRO

[Anonymous No.52682489]

>>52682418
been there fren, i wouldnt close em out either (assuming you bought after the rally and not at the noon bottom), i held $30k of puts for 11 days to break even after being shown -80% on them the last time daddy jerome tanked the market. HOLD baby always HOLD. anything can and will happen

[Anonymous No.52682491]

>>52682457
Cold dead hands. I meant it.

[Anonymous No.52682494]

all in 18k UPRO
if SOX can reclaim 200 SMA i will put 30,000 into SOXL.

[Anonymous No.52682501]

>>52682457
>LOST
boomer, this pump is over

[Anonymous No.52682503]

>>52682476
more hand outs, more socialism, higehr inflation

[Anonymous No.52682508]

>Sour quarter-hour

[Anonymous No.52682512]

>>52682471
>I wanted to buy SPY at 320
You will get that opportunity. Without QE this pump cannot last forever.

[Anonymous No.52682513]

>>52682476
They print more money for food stamps, Biden already doubled welfare payments once, he will just do it again; simple as.

[Anonymous No.52682518]

Jerome Powell said no one is having kids and we don't have anyone to work the increasing number of jobs. He said old people aren't working. He said there are millions of jobs that cannot be filled and we have to hike rates until economic growth contracts

Quick buybuybuybuybuy

[Anonymous No.52682520]

>>52682347
if you went to sleep in May and woke up today it would be a crab year
except Jpow raised rates to almost 5% in the meantime
who the fuck is buying

[Anonymous No.52682521]

>>52682390
If I stuck with my original plan and bought 500 405C/500 385P and held til EOD I would have made $54,000.

FFSDS LSFD UFICKF UFCKC UFDCKC UFKF CKHBKHSF CSFDKH DUCVKC UFJC FUCK FUFCKFU FUCK FUCK FDUCK FUCK FUFK CJ FFUCKF UFKC

[Anonymous No.52682524]

>>52682476
Democrats are just trying to kick the can down the road until 2024 when they lose the white house and then blame the Republicans for the collapse of the economy.

[Anonymous No.52682530]

>>52682503
What happens when the handouts cause (((merchants))) to keep jacking prices twice as hard and now the lowest classes can't afford to buy food again?

[Anonymous No.52682531]

GFSFI OGOG GOD FUCKING

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.52682532]

>>52682521
how much would those cost?

[Anonymous No.52682535]

>>52681933
It can much higher depending on the time frame.

[Anonymous No.52682536]

This K-Pop cocksucker is insufferable.

[Anonymous No.52682541]

>>52682512
That’s where you’re wrong sweetie. 7-10% inflation with 5% interest rates is still 2-5% free money to buy stocks.

[Anonymous No.52682546]

>2023 P/E's will be in triple-digits for majority ot SP500 & NASDAQ

kek

[Anonymous No.52682551]

>>52682536
agreed, I think he's a glownigger

[Anonymous No.52682556]

>>52682520
It's all built on lies and faggotry
Unbearable faggotry
Unstoppable clown world faggotry

[Anonymous No.52682558]

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

[Anonymous No.52682565]

>>52682532
I'M TOO FUCKING MAD TO EVEN REMEMBER MY PLAN
$2000
500 CALLS 100 PUTS
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

[Anonymous No.52682570]

>>52682556
god.. and i was thinking about buying some pepsico...

Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.52682574]

Make a new fucking thread already. I have a funny meme i want to post and i want to post it in a young virgin thread, not some old hag thread. fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.52682580]

>>52682465
>7.7% inflation is bullish
Unironically yes. Inflation goes somewhere. In companies pockets, that is.

[Anonymous No.52682581]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52682582]

>>52682541
>7-10% inflation with 5% interest rates is still 2-5% free money to buy stocks.
I kneel mumu. Decreasing money supply + low wage growth + high inflation is the perfect trifecta for the golden bull run.

[Anonymous No.52682584]

>>52682530
more hand outs, more socialism, more inflation

[Anonymous No.52682586]

>>52682476
Well you have a lot of Wal-Mart sales coming from people like me who make six figures now, same with dollar stores which kind of says it all I think. I’m expecting to be able to retire with a million plus in my dividend based account by the time I’m 30 but that’s putting over 80+% of my paycheck into stocks for almost 6 years straight. I don’t feel rich at all with how high prices are still, maybe if I was making double I would consider buying a used car but for now I shop for used clothing on Mercari and hold onto puts to get some extra earnings for the year.

[Anonymous No.52682588]

Ok but seriously, did all the day trader kikes seriously pumped the SPX just so that they could hit the blue line on tradingview??????

[Anonymous No.52682590]

>>52682558
MUMU FUCKIN STOP IT IVE HAD ENOUGH SHOW ME SOME MERCY FUCK

[Anonymous No.52682598]

>>52682536
Helping anons navigate this treacherous market. Instead gets persecuted. This is exactly how Jesus must have felt. You must be a JEW!!!

[Anonymous No.52682599]

>>52682588
kek
shit literally just bounced off the memeline

[Anonymous No.52682601]

>>52681452
>+4%
Just..

[Anonymous No.52682606]

This is economic violence

[Anonymous No.52682613]

>>52682565
damn
now you know for next time powell talks

[Anonymous No.52682616]

>>52682520
>who the fuck is buying
Me.

[Anonymous No.52682621]

>>52682599
>they don't work! stop posting them! astrology!

[Anonymous No.52682624]

>>52682588
Yes. It's so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52682625]

>>52682520
>who the fuck is buying
Me, yesterday

[Anonymous No.52682630]

This kind of volitilty can't be good. The S&P is trading like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.52682635]

>>52682630

[Anonymous No.52682640]

i was in a meeting wtf happened is the printer running again

[Anonymous No.52682644]

looks like the early word on PCE is good

[Anonymous No.52682651]

>>52682635
I should actually change the Ohio flag patch to something else... but I'm not sure what?
The S&P or NASDAQ logo?

[Anonymous No.52682663]

>>52682640
They have never not printed and the funds that were created as the printers were running full speed ahead are still in the system.
It's just getting more and more and more.

[Anonymous No.52682666]

>>52682640
Jerome stepped to the mic and said:
>WATCH AND LEARN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52682670]

>>52682630
the american economy is a fucking shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.52682671]

I could have made what now? $82,000 if I trusted my thesis and held the strangle?

NICE

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>52682613
I
FUCKING
KNEW
ALREADY
I PUSSIED OUT
FUCK

WHENS THE NEXT VOLATILE EVENT
ANY STOCK
I'M REVENGE TRADING

[Anonymous No.52682674]

>>52682588
yup, that's how the boomers trade, hardcore believers of trend lines and SMA 50 200 exclusively

[Anonymous No.52682681]

>>52682644
Lower than expected.

[Anonymous No.52682682]

>>52682651
Israel flag

[Anonymous No.52682683]

Spy to 410 AH

[Anonymous No.52682686]

>>52682682
That's a good one, but I'm not antisemitic like the rest of you, and I don't want that stored on my PC

[Anonymous No.52682693]

>>52682640
All you have to know is that the generational bottom is in. And all you have to know is that the West is confined its absolute superiority and will be dominating the world for yet another century. Probably two, even.

[Anonymous No.52682695]

You didn't learn (or bake).

>>52682691
>>52682691
>>52682691

[Anonymous No.52682699]

I haven’t come here in a while. What’s the next big play that everyone is talking about?

[Anonymous No.52682702]

wow i really am going to lose everything bagholding inverse bear etf. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BEARISH MEETING YOU FUCKERS LIED TO ME YOU LED ME ON. EVEN KPOP ANON SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE RED FOR TWO WEEKS.

[Anonymous No.52682703]

>>52682512
but without QE $320 is still overvalued right? there is an anon that says fair value of SPY is really $150. hes probably not wrong if this wasnt clown world

[Anonymous No.52682710]

>it just keeps going straight up

LMAO

Bears utterly BTFO; they can literally never recover from this.

[Anonymous No.52682716]

>>52682101
>literally no reason
POC can’t understand. Literally a secret code for the white man. My kids will learn even if I have to do it myself.

[Anonymous No.52682723]

>>52682524
i can see that being a thing. but im ridin with biden anyways

[Anonymous No.52682766]

>>52682703
>but without QE $320 is still overvalued right?
No one knows, the stock market has never had to price an environment where the Fed won't come to the rescue. In every previous crisis the market knew the Fed would be there with ZIRP and QE. This time around the Fed wants the economy to crack and won't support it. I'm not buying until sub $3000 S&P.

[Anonymous No.52682793]

man i took a cool 3% on calls today at the first big green pop but if i woulda held i coulda doubled my account today. coulda woulda shoulda, green is green, green is good, green is god

[Anonymous No.52682807]

>>52682710
Fakest pump outside of crypto

[Anonymous No.52682809]

>>52682321
What are these chin nuts I keep hearing about?

[Anonymous No.52682814]

ITS BOBO GORING SEASON

[Anonymous No.52682848]

>>52682766
>This time around the Fed wants the economy to crack and won't support it
that is the question, will they cave when push comes to shove and go back to zirp and qe. idk im trying to keep an open mind about everything now, dont want to be too exuberant either way. im too heemed YTD to think i know what a group of guys will decide behind closed doors. everything is interconnected and the fed moves in lockstep with other central bankers globally. idk

[Anonymous No.52682891]

>>52682814
>wig twisting season
>where bobo gets his wig twisted back within reason

[Anonymous No.52682977]

>>52682848
If they immediately pivot back to QE and ZIRP when the market is heading towards new all time highs then that will create a whole new world of problems way worse than a recession. I think that's the least likely outcome because it would guarantee runaway inflation. So far the Fed has kept their word: they've said they will overtighten to avoid the mistake of undertightening and allowing inflation to take hold.

I expect QE and ZIRP to come back but not until the economy cracks and the market loses all hope.

[Anonymous No.52683323]

>>52681674
You don't understand, semantics are incredibly important if you want to brainwash someone correctly.
If we would have a 'recession' people would member '08, and how the bankers fucked everyone's life up, and them got bailed out, and now, a rough decennium later, they do the same shit again!
And that wouldn't be very conductive to rolling out Agenda 2030 quickpropper

[Anonymous No.52684306]

>>52681897
>>52681929
be me, Jerome Powel
>Labor can fuck off, I must protect and lock in the gains of corporations
>keep interest rate somewhat high, tighten labor market (keep profits for corporations through layoffs)
>we see that we will raise in december as expected, but then likely hold and observe...in other words: this is the bottom for equities, but not the bottom for the American worker. Corporate profits to begin to rise IF they lay people off and adopt automation, thus becoming more effecient.