/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52679906]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52678463

[Anonymous No.52679927]

baking

[Anonymous No.52679926]

they changed the bump limit to 292? I never knew that

[Anonymous No.52679933]

>baking at 291 posts
You're compensating for something there buddy?

[Anonymous No.52679937]

>>52679926
>>52679933
a retarded tranny cunt has been baking early for weeks if not months

[Anonymous No.52679938]

>>52679926
Shut the fuck up square

[Anonymous No.52679946]

Whats going in the market? Im not gonna look.

[Anonymous No.52679957]

>open safari
>*typing*
>"you..tube.."
>search..
>"woah black betty bamalam."

[Anonymous No.52679973]

>>52679926
I unironically thought anon trolled me by posting same /smg/ bread, but no it's just a schizo repeating the same shit at the same time

[Anonymous No.52679975]

HOLY SHIT BEARS ARE FUCKED
HOLY SHIT BULLS ARE FUCKED

[Anonymous No.52679990]

Welcome to the T-ZONE

[Anonymous No.52679994]

>>52679975
Snibbs market.

[Anonymous No.52679997]

VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52680002]

>>52679957
Stop shitposting, Jerome. Don't you have a job to do?

[Anonymous No.52680006]

Nice portfolio, anon...

[Anonymous No.52680008]

>AAPL green
ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.52680012]

>>52679975
please not again

[Anonymous No.52680019]

>5K waiting for Powell
>other videos get on average 300 views

[Anonymous No.52680023]

>>52680008
Everyone is about to get a huge Shrek dildo.

[Anonymous No.52680022]

>>52680006
post young pics
she has pretty eyes, must have been cute 60 years ago

[Anonymous No.52680025]

Really why are you guys gambling with options so much instead of building a dividend folio mixed with income and growth maximizing your tax benefits? All the real power players are well connected running family empires or rising grifters building their empire through sales and networking enough to make a miniature cult. Just look at chainlink and sirgay with his linkies on biz or elon musk's decade and half long run through california boomer hippies into reddit then trumpers. Sirgay could keep dumping for a decade and elon musk could blow up twitter and go on to next one and their followers would drink it all up. Be a preacher of a fake religion not a gambler thats how you get rich. One follower can lead to millions of suckers.

[Anonymous No.52680026]

How do I deal with the fact that I have an insatiable urge to suck south American tranny cock

[Anonymous No.52680033]

i am once again asking for your financial support daddy jerome

[Anonymous No.52680038]

>>52679906
I hate women so much it's unreal. They try to act like moral arbiters by pretending to care about fags and trannies.. but deep down in their soul they are more akin to niggers or beasts. They love nothing more than aborting children, chasing status and blowing all of their money on hedonistic pursuits.

Buy puts

[Anonymous No.52680040]

>>52679975
Jpow in ten minutes welcome to the crab.

[Anonymous No.52680041]

>>52680022
>60 years ago
Anon, she turned 60 in January...

[Anonymous No.52680043]

>>52680006
th-thanks mam!

[Anonymous No.52680044]

>>52679975

[Anonymous No.52680049]

What's the YT link for the speech?

[Anonymous No.52680050]

>>52680041
53 years ago then

[Anonymous No.52680051]

>>52680026
stock ticker: GUN

[Anonymous No.52680057]

I did my degenerate buys and set up my sell orders. I'm just gonna walk outside and have a 5 minute smoke right when Powell walks up and not look or listen. Gonna be a long 5 mins

[Anonymous No.52680061]

>>52680049
https://youtu.be/5s6ZihWKyhw

[Anonymous No.52680071]

>the ten year

[Anonymous No.52680074]

i shitpost for yous
jannie must clean it all up
he does it for free

smear shit on the board
jannie crys mopping it up
now double his pay

diarrhea thread
scrub it clean jannie trannie
check is in the mail

pee peepee poopoo
all over every thread here
poo poopoo peepee

cuts off his peepee
a woman not will he be
story of jannie

cries at gapping wound
it is not a vagina
kill yourself jannie

ban me if you please
reset router new device
soon i will return

hotpockets run out
tears cascading down his face
you are paid to much

porno warps his mind
never stops masturaiting
crying at shitpost

deal out all your bans
no one respects you at all
here to kill my fun

[Anonymous No.52680079]

what is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.52680081]

>>52679990
Oh damn, my turn's actually at the next exit.

>All-in UONE

>>52680025
If you're young, your $100k YOLO options portfolio represents only a fraction of your total lifetime earnings. Using it to make an extra $5k in divvies doesn't matter, but doubling it up can.

[Anonymous No.52680084]

>>52680006
she can give my green candle as many rate hikes as she likes... if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.52680085]

>>52680057
Entire event is 1 hour

[Anonymous No.52680086]

>>52680025
>building a dividend folio mixed with income and growth
Short term treasuries have better yield than those divvy stocks.

[Anonymous No.52680087]

BREAKING: FED RAISING RATE BY 1 FULL POINT

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/should-market-brace-repeat-jackson-hole-heres-what-goldman-and-jpmorgan-think-powell-will

[Anonymous No.52680093]

>>52680079
bull cope pattern

[Anonymous No.52680094]

does powell speak in 5 or 35? I have a meeting in 5 :(

[Anonymous No.52680098]

>>52680079

[Anonymous No.52680100]

I'm not even going to watch the speech, just the minute candles. Is this what my life has become? A live feed bar chart is entertainment?

[Anonymous No.52680102]

>>52680049
https://youtu.be/TfwVqhoXgSs

[Anonymous No.52680103]

im going to take a shower.

[Anonymous No.52680105]

>>52680079
The snake.

Fuck bulls, fuck bears, fuck crabs, all hail the snake

[Anonymous No.52680106]

The Dip was 1 hour ago

[Anonymous No.52680107]

>>52680038
If it makes you feel any better, we get to watch them seethe over their own retarded mistakes. Now men get to compete in there sports and share locker rooms with them and they absolutely hate it. Too bad, no refunds.

[Anonymous No.52680112]

He's going to blab about negroes and your portfolio will go down.

[Anonymous No.52680115]

Why hasn't cunting fucking market crashed yet?
Serious answers only please.

[Anonymous No.52680116]

Is now the time to invest in YANG?

[Anonymous No.52680120]

>>52680079
sin x

[Anonymous No.52680124]

I can't believe the essandpee has done fucking nothing since mid April.

[Anonymous No.52680125]

>>52680097
>tech layoffs have been over a month ago
I don't think so, chief.

[Anonymous No.52680133]

>>52680112
That would be bullish, because it's the raising of interest rates that's hurting the poor the most. He's trying to cause higher unemployment. Black FOLKS AINT GOT TIME FOR DAT!

[Anonymous No.52680139]

>>52679850
Basically, Carter appointed Volcker and the Senate approved him, Volcker raised rates which stayed high until Reagan replaced him with Greenspan. JPow quoted Volcker at Jackson Hole, which should be a sign to bulls (along with Biden endorsing JPow’s Fed policy moves in recent months) that the rape hikes and QT are here to stay.

Once again, and this should be obvious to everyone now that tech is laying off workers in droves and the housing market is dropping faster than ever before, the Fed is rightfully more concerned with inflation sinking the entirety of American hegemony than a recession or even a depression. The dollar can survive without the market but the market can’t survive without the dollar.

[Anonymous No.52680140]

bobros im not prepared ...

[Anonymous No.52680143]

>>52680098
Kangaroos are so strangely sexy. I think it’s the very thick arms, really muscular looking. I could definitely imagine getting rammed by one.

[Anonymous No.52680146]

>>52680112
>Ahem

Good morning, the negro market is going strong as hell.

[Anonymous No.52680148]

>>52680125
November is over, it has been a month ago, and those are the October numbers you try to sell as november numbers

[Anonymous No.52680152]

>>52680115
We just needed a protracted crab to effectively burn time to let value catch up.

[Anonymous No.52680155]

He's gonna Jackson Hole this shit end of speech

[Anonymous No.52680157]

>>52680140
You shouldn't. This market is a HOT MESS. unless you are skilled scalper stay away.

[Anonymous No.52680158]

Went out for some chinese take-out today since I'm on vacation all this week (gotta love tech amirite? hand out these benefits like candy haha). here's my fortune:

>Be a generous friend and a fair enemy.
>Lucky Numbers: 11, 46, 4, 12, 54, 7

Trade accordingly.

[Anonymous No.52680160]

bears don't want you to know that volcker was also the biggest rate cutter in history...

[Anonymous No.52680161]

>>52680143

[Anonymous No.52680167]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.52680168]

HERE WE GO!

[Anonymous No.52680169]

>>52680107
Jews subverting society by using women as useful idiots does not make me feel better. Women should have never been allowed to vote. It's fucking over until this whole thing implodes now. Every issue, every election is just pandering to faggotry and emotions. No objectivity or greater societal good. One nigger with a pocket full of counterfeit money high on fentanyl is more valuable than a million unborn babies.

[Anonymous No.52680170]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52680172]

we pumping as soon as stream goes from offline to online

[Anonymous No.52680173]

insider here -- powell will announce a 200BP rate hike, but will vow to cut rates in 3 months and will not be offloading their balance sheet.

Plan accordingly

[Anonymous No.52680179]

Sweet jesus, look at it go

[Anonymous No.52680181]

Who's this fucking nobody praising king Nigger? Fuck off, put Powell on already.

[Anonymous No.52680182]

more permabull copium to justify literally any buying

[Anonymous No.52680183]

IT WAS A TRAP! !!!

[Anonymous No.52680184]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.52680185]

kek that was ned flanders IRL

[Anonymous No.52680188]

>>52680116
Looks like YINN is better, but you're an adult and can make your own decision.

[Anonymous No.52680189]

>>52680116
Probably next week is better. Too much re-opening copium right now.

[Anonymous No.52680190]

Love that voice.

[Anonymous No.52680192]

>>52680179
Algos, remember last fed meeting? Prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.52680194]

>>52680148
Remember GOOG is gonna lay off 10K ppl in January. AMZN likely will have more too. AAPL is slowing, and the flushing of the trash tech is still clogged.

[Anonymous No.52680193]

Why the pump he didnt even ssay anything yet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52680195]

i tried to give you guys the insider information from jewish times today, but you faggots didn't listen, what ever more shekels for me.

[Anonymous No.52680196]

fuck all the stop losses one by one. puts first.

[Anonymous No.52680197]

honk honk

[Anonymous No.52680200]

It doesn't hurt to always be right.

[Anonymous No.52680199]

How do people think the markets or economy are in serious trouble? Look at the animal spirits any time a Fed speaker comes out, panicked short covering every time.

[Anonymous No.52680202]

Why aren't you buying SKYT?

[Anonymous No.52680204]

>Moderate the pace

[Anonymous No.52680205]

my puts got.... kek

[Anonymous No.52680208]

>bought a call 15 minutes ago
selling before jpow dumps it

[Anonymous No.52680209]

>>52680148
They are exponentially increasing from the previous month. They are not over, they have only begun.

[Anonymous No.52680210]

this market is gay and stupid until it pumps my small caps

[Anonymous No.52680212]

WHAT THE

* F U C K ? *

[Anonymous No.52680213]

See you guys in the other side!

[Anonymous No.52680214]

This shit is too schizo but it's entertaining.

[Anonymous No.52680217]

>he bet line would go down
heh
>he's gonna bet that line goes up
heh

[Anonymous No.52680219]

>>52680200
don't get too cocky, BUDDY

[Anonymous No.52680224]

>POWELL: INFLATION REMAINS FAR TOO HIGH
bobros we did it

[Anonymous No.52680225]

>bought AAPL Calls at 1.50 1 hour ago
>sold AAPL Calls at 2.30 2 minutes ago
Thank you Jerome Powell

[Anonymous No.52680226]

>>52680205
Hold strong Bobro

[Anonymous No.52680227]

>>52680212
Jpow see's some evidence to moderate the pace

[Anonymous No.52680229]

Send it

http://twitch.tv/xrdmain

[Anonymous No.52680233]

Closed the bullish half of my strangle

See you guys at the bottom

[Anonymous No.52680234]

>>52680100
where do I watch the speech?

[Anonymous No.52680235]

>>52680194
so? Bullish according to the fed

[Anonymous No.52680236]

Powell stealing from Bianco lol

[Anonymous No.52680239]

i knew i should have sold my calls at that god dildo do i hold through it while I'm in profit or what AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T WATCH WHAT HE'S SAYING I'M IN A FUCKING MEETING

[Anonymous No.52680241]

>>52680219
But I been right over and over again..

[Anonymous No.52680244]

Boy you really have to watch stuff. Paper trading options, 3 of the 4 have been up to the point I could have theoretically made $120, and now 2 of those 3 have dropped into loses but one is still +15. This all changed literally right when the JPOW intro started.

[Anonymous No.52680246]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUIt6FtIB4

[Anonymous No.52680247]

>>52680234
www.fed.gov/jpowell/

[Anonymous No.52680251]

I fucking hate the lag in this stream

[Anonymous No.52680253]

>full effects of rapid tightening yet to be felt.

[Anonymous No.52680252]

>>52680234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s6ZihWKyhw

[Anonymous No.52680259]

>prices spike a full half hour before the JPow speech even happens
>the SEC does nothing

so we just gonna pretend like no one knows some shit early and do no investigations of any kind? perfectly natural price action? okay, cool, cool...

[Anonymous No.52680260]

thanks fellas for the exit opp, pleasure doin /biz/ with ya's... until next time frens

[Anonymous No.52680263]

So is it just going to be bullish if he says nothing new?? We're up on no new info so far

[Anonymous No.52680264]

>WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52680267]

>Another schizo hawk-dove-hawk-dove Powell speech
Someone get this fucking faggot out of there

[Anonymous No.52680268]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52680269]

>>52680259
Uh, anon, his speech is right now. It's not an FOMC press conference, it's a speech at Brookings.

[Anonymous No.52680272]

>>52680139
Correct. In very simple terms inflation was caused by money printing and amplified by companies taking excess profits. The feds can only do so much so they have to get companies to take less profit hence demand destruction via a recession. They have a limited amount of time because roughly a third of us bonds are short term and expire within a year and 4% interest on trillions of debt can't be sustained for an extended time. The feds have about 9 trillion of us debt on its sheets that it will QT by letting the bonds expire and not renew them so they have some buffer. Basically they are threading a fine needle between recession (preferable), stagflation (very bad) and hyperinflation (end of empire shit)

[Anonymous No.52680274]

NO CLEAR PROGRESS ON INFLATION

[Anonymous No.52680276]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.52680277]

>>52680269
oh, it's not 2PM? fair enough then, my bad.

[Anonymous No.52680278]

>>52680253
The economy is fine, tightening won't have a major effect on it. People underestimate how strong the US economy really is.

[Anonymous No.52680283]

>>52680263
all news is good news

[Anonymous No.52680287]

>>52680169
Well yeah, women getting the right to vote was the beginning of the end. It's the 100 year old mistake. They have the brains of children and you can tell by their voting habits.

[Anonymous No.52680291]

Yes, I still hold BABA after it dropped 2/3rds.

[Anonymous No.52680292]

>>52680268
Whatever happened to Sanna?

[Anonymous No.52680293]

THE PIVOT IS HERE, BULLS WE DID IT!!!

[Anonymous No.52680295]

Why the fuck are we pumping when Jpow is saying nothing but bad news

[Anonymous No.52680301]

Small company I joined two weeks ago fired 15% of employees today.
Glad to see I can choose my career opportunities as well as my stock picks

[Anonymous No.52680308]

>>52680295
Low IQ clown market

[Anonymous No.52680307]

[Anonymous No.52680310]

Line only go up

[Anonymous No.52680311]

You don't have much time left to get max long anon. Inflation has rolled over, economy's strong, pace of hikes is moderating. Up only.

[Anonymous No.52680312]

>>52680259
The transcript of the speech has already been published in full, anon

[Anonymous No.52680313]

>>52680226
no , i sold nasdaq at +0.6% .

[Anonymous No.52680315]

>>52680292
POWELL is the worst director of human bullshit on planet here

[Anonymous No.52680318]

>>52680295
>nothing but bad news

Uh he says literally nothing new?

[Anonymous No.52680317]

>>52680295
is it your first honk here?

[Anonymous No.52680319]

BUY, BUY, BUY!!!

[Anonymous No.52680320]

>>52680295
he's said "declining inflation" like 20 times so far, anon. stop asking questions and start buying you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.52680323]

>>52680295
It's algobots being shit on by volatility/options/massive positions being undertaken.

[Anonymous No.52680327]

>>52680295
How come no one here ever listens... I warned you all many times yesterday. HAHA

[Anonymous No.52680328]

>>52680301
>Small company I joined two weeks ago
We warned you about job hopping dawg.

[Anonymous No.52680329]

>>52680295
I don't think *HONK HONK* anyone really *HONK* knows.

*HONK*

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52680330]

>>52680287
first they let the poor people vote, then they let the women vote, then they let the niggers vote, now they want the illegals to vote. pretty soon we're just not even going to have a country,.

[Anonymous No.52680331]

>>52680308
I'm so tired anon...

[Anonymous No.52680334]

>>52680287
>skeletons in the background
Fitting for baby murderers.

[Anonymous No.52680337]

Exit pump

[Anonymous No.52680339]

>>52679906
digits and manlets will NEVER makeit
singles and lanklets will NEVER EVER makeit
rollin

[Anonymous No.52680338]

bobo are you ok?

[Anonymous No.52680341]

>>52680295
Because we were red until the speech

[Anonymous No.52680342]

stop trying to spin the facts Jerome.

[Anonymous No.52680348]

>>52680295
This happened last time he spoke too, he’s why I don’t even bother to fuck with this shit anymore when he talks. He was nothing but hawkish at the last conference and it went massively green for a long time before finally cratering end of day. Not even worth trying to play this

[Anonymous No.52680350]

>>52680312
where can i read it? or do only members of a certain tribe get access to it?

[Anonymous No.52680352]

>>52680315
It's not easy being effectively the most powerful (public facing) man on earth, effectively hired to troll global markets in the direction necessary.

[Anonymous No.52680354]

>>52680312
>including the questions from the audience

[Anonymous No.52680355]

>>52680330
this is what you voted for

[Anonymous No.52680356]

ooo yea baby sweet talk me

[Anonymous No.52680359]

I hate this market so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.52680361]

>>52680295
Delusional retail investors. They think Jerome is going to pivot when in reality he's not going to pivot until 2024. Get ready for a pants shitting red day tomorrow. Open your shorts today.

[Anonymous No.52680364]

BEARS ARE NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.52680365]

>>52680317
please stop saying antisemitic things.

[Anonymous No.52680367]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.52680369]

>>52680312
>>52680350
Good catch, anon: https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20221130a.htm

[Anonymous No.52680371]

>>52680361
Retail doesn't move markets retard. It's algos and big boys. Market going up =/= big boys thinking bullish.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52680374]

>>52680355
i almost voted a strait republican ticket, i voted for the libertarian for treasurer.

[Anonymous No.52680376]

Everyone buy the exit pump... don't listen to what he is saying just buy reddit buy

[Anonymous No.52680382]

>>52680352
hahah is that a buttplug in the background
nice rare sanna

[Anonymous No.52680384]

>>52680365
is this webm real?

[Anonymous No.52680389]

Damn Powell going full demographic Black Pill

[Anonymous No.52680392]

HE MENTIONED THE STOCK MARKET

OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.52680393]

A toast to every ass fucked bobo.

[Anonymous No.52680397]

>FED GREEN CARDS CONFIRMED
>POWELL AMNESTY MOVING OUT OF SENATE

[Anonymous No.52680399]

>>52680259
Maybe that chick said good things in Detroit.

[Anonymous No.52680400]

jerome is talking about early retirees
wait till you see this wick

[Anonymous No.52680403]

>>52680371
Retail does move markets to a certain extent but you are right this is whales setting retail up to buy their bags and dump it.

[Anonymous No.52680404]

you've all seen this one before... pump during powell speech, dump during Q&A when he reiterates to everyone who thought he was saying pivot, that he was not saying pivot. I fucking hate pivoters.

[Anonymous No.52680406]

They never listen.. If you followed my predictions You would have made a killing the past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.52680409]

that's it?

[Anonymous No.52680411]

>>52680313
>Oh no line go down

[Anonymous No.52680415]

BILI to 20 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52680416]

dont care, didnt listen. its gonna dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52680417]

>>52680404
can't wait for some faggot to try and get him to say there's a pivot

[Anonymous No.52680418]

should i short now or i?

[Anonymous No.52680419]

>>52680406
>following the predictions of an avatar fag on 4chan

[Anonymous No.52680420]

>>52680371
You underestimate how many of these wallstreetbets idiots there are. Only when millions of these idiots lose everything will the markets improve. At least they’re giving liquidity to institutional investors.

[Anonymous No.52680422]

>>52680406
are you the same guy that got bagged by SIGA

[Anonymous No.52680424]

So i just.. Shorted the market hahahahaha.. I know i know but i just shorted the exit pump hahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.52680426]

>>52680384
Kek yes, you didn't see that video? She completely beclowned herself.

[Anonymous No.52680428]

>>52680416
>>52680418

[Anonymous No.52680433]

>>52680418
Yes. Everything he is saying is bearish

[Anonymous No.52680434]

>>52680361
He's really talking like he's not going to pivot at all in the foreseeable future, he's talking like they're going to keep bringing interest rates up and then hold them there for however long it takes.

[Anonymous No.52680437]

>>52680382
I believe it is a beer. Her butt plug is out of frame.

[Anonymous No.52680438]

>>52680424
This isn't an exit pump. We're initiating a blastoff to 6000 SPX.

[Anonymous No.52680439]

>>52680406
>following advise of /smg/gers
ngmi...

[Anonymous No.52680440]

>>52680419
You would have made a killing longing the CPI. most people shorted and got wrecked.

[Anonymous No.52680442]

>housing inflation into next year
Rentoids will never recover.

[Anonymous No.52680443]

THE MELTUP


THE MELTUP IS REEEALLLLLLL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52680446]

>>52680426
honk honk

[Anonymous No.52680447]

>>52680384
first time in Canada?

[Anonymous No.52680450]

>>52680418
ODTE 395 Put

[Anonymous No.52680452]

>>52680438
>6000 SPX
My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.52680454]

>>52680433
Exactly everything he’s saying is negative and nothing is changing until mid to late next year

[Anonymous No.52680456]

>Powell basically stating that they will rape the fucking market, for like 5th fucking time
>OMG PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!1!1!

[Anonymous No.52680458]

>>52680440
maybe true but i would have had to take advice from an avatarfag on 4chan
i have some self respect

[Anonymous No.52680464]

>we have a long way to go restore price stability
>massive green dildo
honk honk

[Anonymous No.52680463]

giga nigga dump incoming

[Anonymous No.52680468]

HAHA WE POMPING

[Anonymous No.52680467]

Ongoing rare increases. Game over faggot bulls

[Anonymous No.52680470]

WHEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.52680471]

U S A

[Anonymous No.52680475]

75 rate hike confirmed?

[Anonymous No.52680476]

Q&A time

[Anonymous No.52680479]

>>52680420
>>52680371
nooo nonono muh organic growth we aren't inflated due to btfd mass fuckery institutions are the bedrock of this market not paper handed 4 figure accounts

[Anonymous No.52680483]

>>52680468
Look again

[Anonymous No.52680485]

Ongoing restrictive rate increases until the job is done. Game over bulls

[Anonymous No.52680486]

He's gonna Jackson Hole it

[Anonymous No.52680487]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA POWELL SUSSSIINNN NO CAP

[Anonymous No.52680494]

>>52680483
look again again

[Anonymous No.52680495]

dow 34k?

[Anonymous No.52680496]

>>52680458
If you inverse yourself and your advise you would have made $$$.

[Anonymous No.52680498]

>>52680295
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52680499]

>>52680400
Does quitting because your job interferes with finding good exits count as early retirement?

[Anonymous No.52680500]

Has he said anything about niggers getting jobs?

[Anonymous No.52680504]

>scalping the shit out of this speech
>it feels like a hot potato game

[Anonymous No.52680508]

>"We are going to rape the market dead until the job is done."
>market pumps
>"We are going to rape the market dead until the job is done."
>market pumps
>"We are going to rape the market dead until the job is done."
>market pumps
>"We are going to rape the market dead until the job is done."
>market pumps

[Anonymous No.52680510]

why does /smg/ keep saying JPow is bearish but the market is mooning? why would all those rich people with billions of dollars be buying hand over fist if it was bearish? clearly they know more than we do, so what's going on?

[Anonymous No.52680511]

>>52680500
No, but he has yelled at geezers

[Anonymous No.52680514]

I was busy working all day, what happened?

[Anonymous No.52680515]

up. Up! UP!!

[Anonymous No.52680517]

He's coked out of his mind. Can't even speak coherently

[Anonymous No.52680518]

Wtf is even going on?

[Anonymous No.52680522]

>>52680500
No, he said the boomers retired early in effect rugpulling the labor market and fucking wages.

[Anonymous No.52680525]

>please raise wagie wages **ssqueeek**

[Anonymous No.52680527]

>>52680510
It's a short covering rally/bull trap. We're about to dump.

[Anonymous No.52680528]

>>52680514
Powell speech: https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20221130a.htm

Now the Q&A portion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s6ZihWKyhw

[Anonymous No.52680530]

>ongoing restrictive rate increases held until 2% inflation. I'm literally telling you no pivot

Ahhhh hekkin pivot buy reddit buy

[Anonymous No.52680533]

>>52680038
Manlet spotted

[Anonymous No.52680534]

i dont care about winning, i just wanted the smug bears to eat shit

[Anonymous No.52680535]

>>52680517
That's what he wants you to... you know

[Anonymous No.52680536]

>>52680510
Fund managers want bonus. They know most retards think like you so when they see line go up will buy their bags.

[Anonymous No.52680539]

Wtf, I went to lunch green and came back to -6%. I got my sphincter shattered by some covered puts in the span of less than an hour.

[Anonymous No.52680540]

>And thats a good thing

[Anonymous No.52680541]

>>52680508
the market doesn't really trust anything powell says at thist point and I guess its hard to blame them

[Anonymous No.52680542]

>>52680514
the usual pump to try and flush out shorts before the market tanks.

[Anonymous No.52680544]

>>52680434
People here get it but the general public has no idea what it will take to prevent hyperinflation. But they're about to find out. I don't believe they'll allow it to turn into a depression, but they'll be standing at the brink staring over the cliff before they pull back. Every WFH employee is going to be liquidated. Probably half of the completely worthless and bloated cubicle cuck jobs will be eliminated and consolidated and probably the only people that will survive are people that work in staple industries. I'm making sure to get comfy when I watch hordes of WFH coders that are in this general lose their jobs in real time and have to get a real job after. My job is literally recession proof so I'm going to be comfortably making money and buying zoomer bussies for pennies on the dollar.

[Anonymous No.52680545]

>HRL
bought time to slurp some spam

[Anonymous No.52680546]

>>52680518
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.52680547]

>>52680510
The market is liquidating longs. How many times have we done this? If the market doesn't fall it means the feds have no more power and hyperinflation it is

[Anonymous No.52680549]

>>52680518
honk
>>52680517
I get like that when I'm nervous sometimes

[Anonymous No.52680552]

JPOW JUST CONFIMRS TRUMP ECONOMY WAS GOAT.

[Anonymous No.52680553]

>>52680517
he's giving instructions to the jew algos

[Anonymous No.52680555]

>>52680528
oh ok, might skim through it before I have to go back to my cagie. thanks

[Anonymous No.52680560]

>>52680510
don't trust price action of Fed shitpost day

[Anonymous No.52680562]

>all this bear cope

Delicious. Keep it coming.

[Anonymous No.52680568]

>>52680541
Powell has been remarkably consistent about rate hikes so why would they have trouble trusting him?

[Anonymous No.52680571]

FUCK THIS GAY MARKET

[Anonymous No.52680573]

>THE JOBS NUMBERS ARE REALLY SOMETHING
>AND I LIKE THEM

[Anonymous No.52680576]

>>52680496
jokes on you i lose twice as much when i inverse myself

[Anonymous No.52680578]

Why is this old man’s voice cracking like he’s going thru puberty?

[Anonymous No.52680579]

>>52680272
>The feds have about 9 trillion of us debt on its sheets that it will QT by letting the bonds expire and not renew them so they have some buffer.
How is that a buffer? All debt the fed holds that rolls off is going to be rerolled on the open market at current (high) interest rates.

[Anonymous No.52680581]

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

[Anonymous No.52680582]

>>52680562
It's delicious.

[Anonymous No.52680584]

>>52680562
youre really falling for it again? for the 10th time?

[Anonymous No.52680587]

>>52680568
If anything, he only surprised by hiking 75 beepees when market expected 50.
Get ready for 100 beepees when market is expecting 75, piggies.

[Anonymous No.52680590]

>>52680534
talk to you in a couple months, nigger

[Anonymous No.52680591]

>>52680534
Why? This is an obvious double top.

[Anonymous No.52680595]

KEEP BUYING REDDIT YOU CAN DO IT , MOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.52680594]

>>52680578
your test levels decline as you get older

[Anonymous No.52680600]

>>52680578
Because he knows he's lying, and his struggling to remember his rehearsed answers.

[Anonymous No.52680601]

>>52680568
Everyone knows mega-QE and ZIRP are coming back soon.

[Anonymous No.52680604]

>>52680578
Anon, he literally has software analyzing his voice patterns, word choice, and body language and a $100 trillion market riding on it.

[Anonymous No.52680606]

ZQ is unmoved

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52680608]

>>52680544
filtered

[Anonymous No.52680611]

>>52680579
They're not reissuing them, hence they have a small buffer before they actually have to pay 4% interest on bonds. That's why powell is so forceful with his words and why the market doesn't give a shit because they know at some point he has to pivot to near zero cause modern monitary theory

[Anonymous No.52680613]

>>52680544
Word, my brother and his wife work from home and they both work maybe an hour a day and sleep and drink the rest of the time, it's really pathetic. I hope their jobs get rugpulled, it's literally killing them both physically and in spirit, they weren't made for NEETing, it's making them weird and fat and their companies are just wasting a lot of money paying them for that shit. He just enters and manages shit in excel for financial department and she's a HR karen for reference

[Anonymous No.52680615]

>>52680600
*he's

[Anonymous No.52680616]

Jerome is such a chad he makes old man panties drop a squeek when they speak

[Anonymous No.52680622]

>STOCK BORROW FEE/CVNA

FUCK CARVANA
AND FUCK SCHWAB

[Anonymous No.52680623]

>WE DON’T REALLY KNOW! :^)

[Anonymous No.52680625]

I hope you enjoyed a teaser of Mr. Powell's Wild Ride. We are only getting started.

[Anonymous No.52680628]

I won't even say the word. I'm 100% sure evryone hears it loud and clear in their head when opening pic related.

[Anonymous No.52680629]

I JUST SHORTED NASDAQ RIGHT NOW WITH A X25 LEVERAGE

> verification not required

[Anonymous No.52680630]

I bought right before the pivot. Im literally the greatest trader of all time

[Anonymous No.52680631]

>>52680612

>>52680612

>>52680612

>>52680612

[Anonymous No.52680634]

double top

>here comes the dump

[Anonymous No.52680638]

>>52680625
if we just crab i'm going to move to vietnam and live on the beach instead of this

[Anonymous No.52680644]

>>52680517
He’s always been like this

[Anonymous No.52680649]

>>52680631
early baking is a sign of a bear market, SELL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52680651]

>>52680629
aaaand your down 75%

[Anonymous No.52680664]

>>52679906
b-bobros?

[Anonymous No.52680668]

>>52680616
>The guy next to him
Never trust a man who ties a full windsor knot.

[Anonymous No.52680674]

aw shit he just mentioned slowing down rate hikes, retards are gonna pump the market the rest of week. There go my fucking 3x bear share bags. fuck

[Anonymous No.52680680]

rate hikes to last longer but not be as high!

[Anonymous No.52680683]

>>52680613
>>52680544
jokes on you
if i quit coding and go back to blue collar work i would make more money
checkmate, niggers

[Anonymous No.52680692]

THE PIVOT IS REAL, THE PIVOT IS HERE WITH US NOW

[Anonymous No.52680718]

>>52680590
>>52680591

[Anonymous No.52680757]

>>52680295
THIS - >>52680348
I just fucking said this
>>52680506

[Anonymous No.52680767]

>>52680522
So the Boomers were the first ones to wise up

[Anonymous No.52680777]

>>52680542
Fingers crossed!

[Anonymous No.52680784]

this pump is really bearish and you can't change my mind

[Anonymous No.52680878]

Aaand folks.. That's all the pump!

[Anonymous No.52680896]

>>52680544
>WFH coders
wfh coder here (actually more of a data engineer), industry is gigafucked without us
idk you people seethe 24/7 about us, i never used to see as much seethe as i have in the past few months
you're jelly about wfh, that much is clear

[Anonymous No.52680919]

>>52680757
>>52680286
>>52680506
>>52680295
Lol I closed my puts on the morning dump have fun getting liquidated SUCKERS.

[Anonymous No.52680974]

>>52680919
hey, not nice

[Anonymous No.52681054]

>>52680974
I'm sorry :(

[Anonymous No.52681078]

>>52679975
>he didn't buy energy at the onset of the ukraine conflict
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52681135]

>>52680896
It's crazy how much they seethe. It's some real crab in a bucket shit. Anything that's done on a computer server can be done from home. Forcing people to live within commuting distance of some outrageously overpriced metro area and then spend their personal time sitting in rush hour traffic is fucking retarded. They act like you're lazy if you object to that. Like, wtf? Who thinks like that?

[Anonymous No.52681258]

>>52680919
You closed your puts before the golden Bear rally

[Anonymous No.52681480]

>>52680878

should i short nasdaq, rty or soxl nao?

i can't decide which is more juicy

apple also

[Anonymous No.52681641]

>>52680295
my takeaway was "we're at a point where we can hold rate hikes and observe". Basically slightly more bullish than what the market expected.

He also said inflation is still far above where they want it to be. The market is super eager to buy back in...basically greed and reservations of risk both seem very high. Like all of you, i'm searching for how to play this, but I really don't know. Jpowel basically did deny an inflation hike to workers. Basically, it was ok for goods inflation to happen and companies to benefit, but not for workers. Now workers only get the 2%/year inflation and miss the 2 years of ~6-14%. Jpowel also explicitly answered a question and said that he expected investment in "labor-saving technology" to combat labor price increases.

What's your guy'sss's take?

[Anonymous No.52681769]

>>52680878

POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.52682019]

>>52680544
rocker you are poor and you will always be poor.

[Anonymous No.52682351]

>>52679906
KEK OP, was thinking about this image a few days ago. Its not as bad as I remember. She probbly has 1 foot platform heals on anyways.

[Anonymous No.52682397]

>>52680544
cheaper to hire wfh people than rent out an office in the middle of a city retard