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52677494 No.52677494 [Reply] [Original]

>makes a cringy joke at the daily standup
>no one laughs
>gets a raise and promotion

>> No.52678087

Where did the term "standup" come from? I'm a Gen X finance wagie and I'd never heard of a "standup" before seeing those "day in the life of a tech consultant" tiktoks.

>> No.52678519

>>52678087
it comes from agile/scrum in software dev, the idea is to literally have a standing meeting so people tell their shit FAST and gtfo and dont spend 15 minutes babbling inane shit that no one cares and is not related to the project (or at least the parts you care)

Fucking zoom ruined this and I want to fucking punch the monitor every time. You need a good lead/manager to put those fucks in line.

>> No.52678657

>>52677494
people who can't lighten up even for stupid jokes are the true cringe.

>> No.52678887

>>52678519
Thanks for the explanation fren

>> No.52678941

>>52678519
>have a standing meeting so people tell their shit FAST and gtfo and dont spend 15 minutes babbling

the physical state of muscularly atrophied code monkeys