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[Anonymous No.52676816]

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>>52673009

[Anonymous No.52676833]

First for Green dildo as soon as Powell says reduced pace

[Anonymous No.52676834]

europe needs to dump more

[Anonymous No.52676839]

50 bps
SPX 4200
My NVDA prints

[Anonymous No.52676842]

/smg/ is selling $35 puts on a $20 stock for mad gains...

[Anonymous No.52676846]

Isn't Powell supposed to do a speech today or something?

[Anonymous No.52676851]

bros I have $5,000 sitting unused, what do I put it in?

[Anonymous No.52676858]

I have 500 shares of SOXL at an average of 30. Can I get some hopium? I can't be the only one here

[Anonymous No.52676864]

i hope kroger sold a lot of food this quarter

[Anonymous No.52676865]

>>52676851
bonds

[Anonymous No.52676874]

If you are not a COAL baron what are you doing with your life? We are recovering to $400 this week then we march on to $500. The winter energy couch has arrived, It's the easiest money of my life.

[Anonymous No.52676875]

>>52676842
he's a noob give him a break
he's not going to do it

[Anonymous No.52676877]

>>52676858
There is a chance you can get out because the market wants to pump badly on any scrap of good news.

[Anonymous No.52676879]

>>52676851
UUP can only go up

[Anonymous No.52676882]

>>52676816
OIL barons report in

[Anonymous No.52676883]

>>52676851
XOM puts

[Anonymous No.52676885]

VIX is Green
DXY is Red
10YR is Green
Futures are Flat

[Anonymous No.52676892]

Can you kike niggers explain why the fuck would JPOW go 50bps to you snakey little kikes

[Anonymous No.52676898]

>>52676885
yandere market desu

[Anonymous No.52676903]

WHEN THE FUCK IS HE SPEAKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52676910]

>>52676882
TotalEnergies bagholder reporting in

[Anonymous No.52676919]

anons what robotics stocks are you buying or holding?
>"The global robotics market reached a value of US$ 33.2 Billion in 2021. Looking forward, IMARC Group expects the market to reach US$ 87.2 Billion by 2027, exhibiting a CAGR of 17.6% during 2022-2027."

[Anonymous No.52676933]

>>52676919
waiting for cheapies

why is silver ripping upwards anons and why is baggie always wrong?

[Anonymous No.52676936]

>>52676919
Depends which company will sell me a robot gf?

[Anonymous No.52676948]

>>52676892
because that's what the market is pricing in. if the market is wrong, then the fed will drop hints through unofficial channels that the market is wrong and needs to price in a different number.

[Anonymous No.52676953]

TMF is getting into the buy zone again. Where is that faggot baggot that said it would go back into the 7s after the next rate hike

[Anonymous No.52676959]

>>52676858
Just keep buying at sub10 and you'll be free and rich and sexy eventually.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52676969]

>>52676892
Didn't you read the latest copy of Jewish Times Today? There was a whole article on it.

[Anonymous No.52676971]

>>52676948
> if the market is wrong, then the fed will drop hints through unofficial channels

they really just don't listen or refuse to hear what they've been saying bobros and that's why we get paid

[Anonymous No.52676973]

>>52676892
The Fed has been behind the curve on inflation. Remember transitory? Because of this Powell has been talking all year about the need to frontload rate hikes so monetary policy can catch up with runaway inflation. The data now suggests this has been achieved.

Another factor is that the Fed chose a breakneck hiking speed just to regain credibility after it slept on inflation. They very badly need everyone to believe they know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.52676976]

>>52676858
>I have 500 shares of SOXL at an average of 30. Can I get some hopium? I can't be the only one here
First off you should have sold a year ago or at least by Feb when it was clear where it was going, then DCA back in over a year or two

SOXL will rise again, but watching it cross your cost basis and doing NOTHING is sheer stupidity

[Anonymous No.52676984]

>>52676976
he probably bought in at 30
there were a lot of absolute retards in here insisting it was going straight back to 70 around then

[Anonymous No.52676988]

>>52676948
fomc members have been touring around the country for a month repeating two lines, reduced pace, 2% goal. The chief is going to repeat it again today

[Anonymous No.52677002]

>>52676858
DCA or all in when it goes back down to its low at $7-8
It is gonna dump sometimes soon, just wait

[Anonymous No.52677004]

>>52676971
50 bps or 75 bps is irrelevant. They will confirm hikes next year and holding the terminal rate for 2023 with no reduction until inflation is 2%.

I'm expecting a retard rally for "good" cpi numbers of 0.5% and then a dump the next day on "terminal rate 5%+ all of 2023"

[Anonymous No.52677006]

>>52676933
>>52676936
>>52676919
TER looking like a better company. compared to ABB

[Anonymous No.52677024]

>>52676842

Yeah I’m new, cashed out my 700% oil gains and trying to figure out options. I’m selling conservative CC’s. Now I’m learning selling puts.

[Anonymous No.52677036]

Prediction for today: crab all day til JPow speaks, then dump

[Anonymous No.52677038]

>>52677024
You want to wait for a violently red super dump and when you think the dump is ending you sell puts. Right now isn't the time to sell puts you will probably just end up with bags

[Anonymous No.52677046]

>>52677036

in how many burgers is his annoouncement?

[Anonymous No.52677048]

just a friendly reminder:

>Don't day trade after 11AM. honestly you should probably only trade the first hour of the day, and the first half hour is the best typically. this is because this is where all of the volume of the trading day is on most days.
>except when the Fed talks about rates at 2PM. that shit gets real volatile on high volume real fast.

pic related should hopefully illustrate what i mean. most charts wind up looking like this on most days: big moves early and then it just sorta goes sideways and gets super choppy. you can try range trading in the afternoon but it's a lot harder to do.

[Anonymous No.52677054]

>>52677046
Approximately 4 burgers and 3 freedom fries from now

[Anonymous No.52677056]

>>52676851
XRP

[Anonymous No.52677060]

>>52677036
Pmi 945
Job openings 10
Pending home sales 10
Some fed bitch speaks at 1235 before jpow

Shouldn't be a crab day. Probably kangaroo market. Hoping I get a chance to close my sqqq calls and resell them for double gainz madness

[Anonymous No.52677061]

What is it with mods trying to hijack session cookies on this website. And being so blunt and obvious about it.

[Anonymous No.52677062]

>>52677054
thanks, man

[Anonymous No.52677066]

>>52677006
Teradyne has great fundamentals but I don't understand what they sell or why it's important.

[Anonymous No.52677068]

>>52677046
4 burgers

[Anonymous No.52677070]

>>52676816
HOW THE FUCK IS MANCHESTER UNITED (ticker MANU) STILL FUCKING PUMPING??? MANU PUTS ANON ANSWER ME

[Anonymous No.52677076]

>>52677048
I disagree entirely. You should be buying or selling before close and take advantage of the autism pricing 9-10am to sell your options while no one knows what the fuck is going on. Buying at 9am is how you get fucked

[Anonymous No.52677078]

>>52676919
i work for a semiconductor corporation that is involved in autonomous robots and i max out their ESPP every year.

[Anonymous No.52677085]

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[Anonymous No.52677086]

Godspeed gentlemen

[Anonymous No.52677088]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52677090]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52677095]

>>52677076
stop playing with options you dumb nigger monkey. trade shares.

[Anonymous No.52677104]

finna dump fr

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677105]

>>52677088
>>52677090
you stupid fucking niggers know exactly what that was, you act like it's a fucking surprise every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.52677109]

BBW +17% premarket to +0% at open.. pump and dumping the bears man

[Anonymous No.52677118]

If today doesn't end red, this is peak clown market

[Anonymous No.52677119]

>>52677105
you are supposed to be telling us since its your cabal that knows

[Anonymous No.52677122]

>>52677066
> "Teradyne, Inc. engages in the development and sale of automatic test systems. It operates through the following segments: Semiconductor Test, Industrial Automation, System Test, Wireless Test, and Corporate and Other. The Semiconductor Test segment designs, manufactures, and markets semiconductor test products and services. The Industrial Automation segment includes the operations related to design and manufacture of collaborative robotic arms, mobile robots, and advanced robotic control software. The System Test segment markets products and services for defense instrumentation test, storage test, and circuit-board test. The Wireless Test segment is composed of wireless test products and services. The company was founded by Alexander V. d'Arbeloff and Nicholas DeWolf in 1960 and is headquartered in North Reading, MA."
so they make semi-conductor and wire testing equipment and have a robotics segment of description rel.

[Anonymous No.52677127]

I hate china so much bros

[Anonymous No.52677130]

>>52677105
dont you ever reply to me, nigger

[Anonymous No.52677145]

IM GOING TO LOSE MY MARRIAGE BECAUSE OF YOU MANU PUTS ANON

[Anonymous No.52677148]

>>52677078
what is the company dude?

[Anonymous No.52677151]

>>52677105
don't ever reply to this guy >>52677090
nigger

[Anonymous No.52677154]

>>52677038

Thanks bro, I learned you sell CC’s on massive Green Day’s. Now I’m trying to sell puts for even more passive income

[Anonymous No.52677156]

>>52677070
It's red today fren. Hold strong

[Anonymous No.52677158]

>>52677078
I work for Arrow too :)

[Anonymous No.52677177]

If AAPL isn't rallying, this market is going NOWHERE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677182]

>>52677151
i just yell at niggers, they're not worth trying to converse with because they're so niggerish.

[Anonymous No.52677186]

are we crabbing today? I can't tell.

[Anonymous No.52677188]

>>52677066
every product in a tech project has a "test" phase. teradyne provides that service at some level to major defense and semi companies

[Anonymous No.52677193]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52677224]

I'm all in AAPL and XOM puts, wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.52677230]

>>52677188
>soon they will make a profit
>selling to the tax payer
>now buy bags
lmfao

[Anonymous No.52677233]

>>52676919
Hyundai owns Boston Dynamics

[Anonymous No.52677238]

one more day...

[Anonymous No.52677239]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.52677242]

>retail still slurping the yummy nasdaq dipperino
People are just stupid.

[Anonymous No.52677244]

Who else bagholding YANG? What to do with it?

[Anonymous No.52677275]

Jerome's wild ride hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.52677276]

>BILI
Anime is real again

[Anonymous No.52677303]

>>52677242
The Dow/Nasdaq ratio has been going up lately so a mild pullback (meaning Nasdaq outperforming Dow) isn't too surprising.

[Anonymous No.52677315]

>SOXL Red
>SKYT Green

[Anonymous No.52677353]

There is only one piece of information that matters, PCE price index. It doesn’t matter what the job report it, how many homes sold, or anything else. If PCE is elevated there will be no pivot and the market has never found a bottom while rates are raising.

[Anonymous No.52677355]

>>52677303
Except the part where nasdaq sucks and so do all the companies in it of course. But I guess if you want to argue that
>line go up because it want to
Then sure.

[Anonymous No.52677359]

all those shortys on aapl are getting sqwozzled

[Anonymous No.52677364]

>Dow like 7% from ATH

[Anonymous No.52677369]

>>52677364
bobros... sdow seems too obvious...

[Anonymous No.52677372]

>>52677359
Is is true that musclegirls are tighter than normal grills down there?

[Anonymous No.52677374]

>>52676851
Big tech brother

[Anonymous No.52677386]

>>52676858
Hopium is china re-opening. It will happen. You may get a chance to break even hahaha

[Anonymous No.52677394]

>>52677372
still sideways

[Anonymous No.52677398]

>>52676858
I’ve got $400 spy feb calls. Jpow better fucking pivot before then or I’m fucked

[Anonymous No.52677404]

>>52677355
Did you even understand what I wrote?

[Anonymous No.52677409]

Cramer is drinking the juice from a can of spam, bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.52677416]

>>52677070
Thought there was apple buy out rumors, if they can't own the rights to the games they can own the teams

[Anonymous No.52677417]

remember

[Anonymous No.52677423]

I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.52677425]

>>52677398
Trading like a future bagholder

[Anonymous No.52677442]

i guess im holding through 2pm. fuck.

[Anonymous No.52677448]

SPY OWARIDA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677462]

>>52677398
You're fucked bro, if he's cutting rates before the end of Q1 2023 we will have way bigger problems on our hands. Like chimp outs because of unemployment, or some kind of geopolitical catalyst that sparks double u double u 3

[Anonymous No.52677466]

Chinese markets still flying like the reopening rumors are true. Incredible. Just incredible.

The fake golden bull run in the near future will be hyped!

[Anonymous No.52677470]

>>52677364
holy fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.52677479]

>>52677462
Who the hell thinks the Fed is going to cut rates? The only thing they are hinting at is slowing the pace of rate increases. They haven't even begun thinking about cutting rates.

[Anonymous No.52677486]

>>52677462
I try to ignore your comical stereotypical shitposts, but really nigger, are you serious? cutting rates? Calling a reduced pace pivot is one thing but expecting rate cuts? stop posting, you are not fooling anybody fail troll shitposter

[Anonymous No.52677491]

>>52677462
I’m just planning on a temporary pump before Feb. guess i can always load up on puts to try to break even if things move the other way in the next 30 days

[Anonymous No.52677490]

>>52677479
>Who the hell thinks the Fed is going to cut rates?
Retards

[Anonymous No.52677492]

>>52676816
>*don't fear the repo loudly playing in background*

[Anonymous No.52677502]

Keep the bad news is good news coming. It will turn Powell into a little dove. The CPI is guaranteed to come in lower next month. We are getting closer and closer to the end.

[Anonymous No.52677505]

>>52677479
Retail is dumb, bulls are greedy. Easy to pitch retarded narratives to retards

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677517]

>>52677486
Oh they'll cut rates if shit seriously hits the fan, what the fuck do you think, "we'll use all tools available to us" means, but like I said, if they're forced to cut rates you're going to be looking at $200 SPY anyway, so i'm just tell that guy he's fucked.

[Anonymous No.52677529]

Fuck me I should have bought U fucking two weeks ago like I planned on. Up like 40% fucking fuck me God damn it

[Anonymous No.52677540]

Why is the dow cratering while the nasdaq poomps

[Anonymous No.52677549]

>strong possibility of major liquidity crisis
>"it's okay they'll just cut rates, SPY 450 :)"

[Anonymous No.52677550]

>>52677529
U keeps going up even on shitty market days, it's fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.52677560]

>>52677517
God you are a fucking retard. They're trying to tank the market as hard as they can and cause a recession because the alternative of run away inflation is much much much worse. They know they only have about a year or two to do this before interest payments on the national debt become unmanageable

[Anonymous No.52677559]

>ADP numbers bad
>PMI bad
This should be good for stocks (unironically). Rally to ATH on recession optimism coming.

[Anonymous No.52677562]

>>52677517
>>52677486

Baggot is just angry he is early on TMF. I told him it's going back to 6-7 after the next hike. Bonds will have better rates why the fuck are people buying them yet

[Anonymous No.52677579]

Short the TLT

Insiders are taking profit

[Anonymous No.52677582]

>>52677559

>Rally to ATH on recession optimism coming

bad data is only good under the premise of a potential fed pivot. In all other circumstances, deteriorating economic conditions = lowered future earnings/multiple compression = equities down

[Anonymous No.52677600]

>>52677582
Pivot is coming in December. Markets have already priced in a recession back in October, now the market will look past that and rally to ATH IMO. Deteriorating economic conditions are good for the market now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677604]

>>52677562
I don't give a fuck if i'm early on TMF or not, this is literally the only thing you need to be buying for a sick return next year,.

[Anonymous No.52677613]

Im going to PIVVVOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.52677617]

>>52677604
I'm finna buy some 2025 calls when it hits $6 again

[Anonymous No.52677619]

>>52676882
Sitting comfy on all this OIL

[Anonymous No.52677623]

>powell said he wants to kill the wealth effect
>people saying the pivot is coming and buying the pump
HAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.52677625]

>>52677619
My DRIP is green. Capitulate

[Anonymous No.52677626]

Did anybody say Pivot?

[Anonymous No.52677631]

>>52677604
30y going back to at least 4.5% before the real crash happens.

[Anonymous No.52677633]

>>52677004
>50 bps or 75 bps is irrelevant.
how far underwater are you

[Anonymous No.52677634]

>>52677623
The Fed lies all the time.

[Anonymous No.52677643]

>>52677604
I remember your 4 option order shenanigans on TLT many moons ago

[Anonymous No.52677645]

people will look back at this time period and note that after every single Powell speech, the market tanked 10-15%, and they will ask themselves "could it really have been that easy"? The answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.52677655]

>>52677562
That is the question of the quarter. terminal rates are going to be somewhere between 5 and 7, still every pension fund is loading up at between 3.5 and 4

[Anonymous No.52677657]

>>52677633
if the goal is 7% its even worse if we dont take big stpes towards the goal and inflation gets stickyer and stickyer

[Anonymous No.52677666]

>>52677634
Jerome Powell has never lied
>rate hikes until 2% inflation target
>soft landing (line go down)
>pain and suffering for American people

The pivot shilling jews in the media have lied to you 10000000 times this year and you still follow them off a cliff like retards

[Anonymous No.52677667]

God I hate the crabs so much

[Anonymous No.52677670]

>“The policy rate has not yet reached a level that could be considered sufficiently restrictive,” Bullard said in an article posted online Tuesday, saying estimates show a rate of at least 4.9% would be needed.
Bullard will fuck the bulltards. You better hope powell doesn't say anything like this today.

[Anonymous No.52677672]

Uh bros??

[Anonymous No.52677676]

>>52677048
>>Don't day trade

FTFY

[Anonymous No.52677677]

>>52677645
>after every single Powell speech, the market tanked 10-15%
It's every FOMC, not every speech.
Is today FOMC? No.
Will we dump? No.

[Anonymous No.52677685]

>>52677645
cheers anon. here's to our prosperous bobro futures. Long live Jerome Powell.
>>52677657
100 bepis

[Anonymous No.52677691]

>>52677666
This I'm glad someone else is getting the fucking picture. We are a year into this hiking cycle and we still have retards trying to interpret all as a 5D chess game. You'll make a lot more money if you stop trying to trade like a giga brain

[Anonymous No.52677700]

There are "people" not slamming the cash out button right now at these levels with what is coming. GTFO

[Anonymous No.52677703]

A PIVOT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.52677710]

>>52677633
Rate hikes are not bullish
50 bps is not bullish
Bears are going to cum (again)

[Anonymous No.52677716]

>>52677700
checked
>>52677703
>but today isn't even FOMC!!!

[Anonymous No.52677722]

>>52677672
MASONIC TEMPLES DONT EXIST AND ARE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, CHUD!

[Anonymous No.52677723]

>>52677600
>>52677559
The fact that I can read posts like this and even seriously consider the possibility that they are genuine is horrifying. Shit is going to get so much worse.

[Anonymous No.52677729]

consider going long YANG here @$13.72
3 days in a row of massive gap-ups in Chinese markets
fade the rally opportunity
high risk, high reward

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677730]

>>52677710
50 beeps is so fucking bullish, just watch we're going to rocket ship emojee when this shit comes in. you niggers don't understand that the inflation is transitioning back to a sustainable level of 2%.

[Anonymous No.52677742]

>>52677703
WTF A PITOT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.52677748]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52677752]

>>52677710
weird how you don't ever post the dollar amount even after a month of posting every day!

[Anonymous No.52677756]

>>52677730
Yes because inflation only moves in one direction and can't be cyclical. Don't make me post your freak out gookfucker

[Anonymous No.52677763]

>>52677730
Pivot at 2% then 0% rates and a new mega bull run past ATH bubble to new heignts. It's so close. Wooosh higher any second now and moass for gme. Diamond hands

[Anonymous No.52677769]

Check these digits. Massive crash incoming

[Anonymous No.52677778]

>>52677730
Inflation is trans, as in it's 41%.

[Anonymous No.52677787]

>>52677777

[Anonymous No.52677791]

what is powell talking about today? Is this an FOMC meeting where hes gonna drop the rates?

[Anonymous No.52677803]

>DXY green
>10YR green
>VIX green

[Anonymous No.52677811]

CNBC is so wierd, per 2 hrs maybe 3 minutes of discussion that even seems close to being real

Per hour
50 min random bullshit on latest headline that usually doesn't matter to market or is musk
9 min commercials
1 min maybe tangential to macro conditions or investing ideas

It's amazing how shows on the market don't discuss the market

[Anonymous No.52677812]

>>52677730
The only narrative for 50bps was "ahhh you are hiking too fast the economy can't take it"

Now bulls have already forgotten that narrative and are back to "economy is strong, gdp good, record black freaking Friday I love blacks"

75bps

[Anonymous No.52677818]

REMINDER that long bonds will be back. Very very soon. TLT is a steal right now.

People are looking for risk off. DCA now. The 6 month yield isn't going to give fucking 5% forever. Look forward, but also backward.

[Anonymous No.52677819]

>>52677791
Its another Jackson Hole event

[Anonymous No.52677824]

>U.S. commercial crude oil inventories (excluding those in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve)
decreased by 12.6 million barrels from the previous week.
Oil is back on the menu, boys.

[Anonymous No.52677825]

>>52677803
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.52677827]

Love to see it. Bobos ww@

[Anonymous No.52677832]

[Anonymous No.52677841]

>>52677787
>gme euphoric

I would go short but I'm already 100% short

[Anonymous No.52677849]

>>52677723
They are genuine. See you at ATH.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677852]

>>52677756
>implying I actually wrote that
go ahead and post it nigger lover.

[Anonymous No.52677854]

>>52677827
now look at xlf

[Anonymous No.52677879]

Leading indicators are BOTTOMING, reaching COVID levels. These mark the BOTTOM in the stock market. The BOTTOM was last October on the bad CPI report which you all missed. Up only from here on recession optimism.

[Anonymous No.52677889]

>>52677879
If you want to be convincing sToP uSiNg random ALL caps faggot

[Anonymous No.52677891]

>>52677825
Was he OK?

[Anonymous No.52677895]

RIP bears

Everybody knows that red pre-speech = green post-speech.

You cannot argue with this.

[Anonymous No.52677900]

>>52677879
I know you are getting scared. It's okay to capitulate your calls now it will save you a lot of money

>things getting worse for the next year is bullish

[Anonymous No.52677902]

>>52677852
I just reported you for racism to the cyber police

[Anonymous No.52677913]

>>52677895
red id= bearish
green id= bullish
any other color= you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.52677914]

>>52677729
still not too late to short the China rip
seriously consider it - look at the charts for
>FXI
>BABA
>JD
>NTES
>BIDU
>PDD
>NIO
>XPEV
>LI
>YUMC
>BILI
fade the rip

[Anonymous No.52677917]

>>52677879
just like how we 'bottomed out' in mid 2001 and mid 2008. the pain hasnt even begun. once the full effect of the interest rates actually hit you'll see some real downside.

[Anonymous No.52677919]

>>52677895
What if it's the crab? There's been no red or green buddy

[Anonymous No.52677926]

>>52677902
EHRMMM I JUST REPORTED YOU FOR RACISM <—— that’s what you sound like

[Anonymous No.52677927]

Where did the JEPI shills go? haven seen them in a while

[Anonymous No.52677942]

>>52677913
> Snib snib
Looks like yellow wins the day

[Anonymous No.52677943]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52677949]

>>52677919
No red, you say?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52677951]

>>52677902
well i just reported you to the police for being a nigger. try not to get shot

[Anonymous No.52677954]

>>52677926
Correct. Global rule 2, I believe. No racism you fucking kike rat

[Anonymous No.52677958]

>>52677927
I'm a bear and still a jepi shill. I can't wait to buy it for $50 again. Not much to talk about this month. It outperformed indexs/vti/voo and paid more dividends

[Anonymous No.52677964]

Its really time to contact a lawyer about 4chan moderations committing cyber crime hijacking session cookies

[Anonymous No.52677969]

>>52677917
Pain is over in the stock market.

>>52677900
I'm scared that I'm not going to be able to get fully invested in time.

[Anonymous No.52677975]

>>52677927
>JEPI shills
Well, I'm the one who constantly asks who the counterparty of JEPIs supposed call-writing mechanism is.
It seems to me that that counterparty is willingly giving out their funds for free no matter the market conditions, which is kind of suspicious if you know how OTM call-writing actually behaves when the S&P 500 (the index they write calls on) moves let's say 15% in 30 days.
Nobody was able to answer me yet.
I just want to understand.

[Anonymous No.52677976]

>>52677958
So you are shilling something that you are implying will drop 10% from here?

[Anonymous No.52677979]

Remember a recession usually occurs AFTER the Fed starts CUTTING rates, and AFTER the unemployment rate is clearly climbing from the bottom.

The fed pivot of a pause will most like cause markets to fly.

A cut means the markets is already crashing because something is breaking.

[Anonymous No.52677989]

Anyone else notice that EIA report?

[Anonymous No.52677992]

>>52677958
>It outperformed indexs/vti/voo and paid more dividends
...and I wonder how... >>52677975

[Anonymous No.52678001]

>>52677949
> s&p500
> - 0.19

[Anonymous No.52678003]

BUT THE DELTA SAYS I HAVE A 93% CHANCE OF TOUCHING ITM.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.52678009]

>>52676973
Inflation, wym? They don't give a fuck about normies purchasing power. The only reason they raise rates is to cause maximum pain worldwide to coerce countries to the dollar.

[Anonymous No.52678010]

>>52677895
damn, hes right.

[Anonymous No.52678011]

>>52677879
>recession optimism
We're going to head into the worst recession since 1929 and just when you think the Fed will pivot Jerome will lock the door and say "now youse can't leave".

[Anonymous No.52678013]

>>52677979
I still believe that the notion of "FED rate cuts" for the remainder of this decade is ludicrous.

[Anonymous No.52678015]

>>52677979
It's different this time. The market already front-ran the upcoming recession, it will now front-run the post-recession easing and cuts back to ZIRP. This is the most anticipated recession in history. Everyone knows it will be over eventually and wants to load their bags for ZIRP+QE.

[Anonymous No.52678018]

yep looks like this day is going to go up in flames
3500 incoming

[Anonymous No.52678022]

>>52677976
I think we see 3300 by 2023 q3. If you insist on being invested then jepi is a better play than most shilled here and long term or extended crab market is better than all the boggle head shit

>>52677975
>doesn't understand options
>thinks covered calls are black magic
>doesn't know all the holdings in jepi pay dividends and are safe boomer shit

[Anonymous No.52678028]

>>52677979
Here is a Black Pill for you Jerome Powell Faggots.

Jerome Powell needs the market to fight him. He needed the market to stay resilient. Because if the market dropped into oblivion it would not give him the ability to fight inflation. This insane increase pace of interest rates were deemed as IMPOSSIBLE by all the "PROS". They all agreed this fighting inflation will crush the financial system and break something before he is finished.

Another example of when all the pros agree it's time to believe something else.

[Anonymous No.52678036]

SUCK MY DICK MUMUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52678035]

>>52677895

[Anonymous No.52678042]

>>52678015
What happens if it turns into stagflation or full blown depression then?

[Anonymous No.52678046]

[Anonymous No.52678060]

>>52678028
JPOW is a Rockefeller tool, just like anyone you see at high position. They're destroying Europe and that is their sole purpose. To keep everyone enslaves to their "backed by nothing" fiat.

[Anonymous No.52678063]

>>52677404
Why would the companies, which are trash, outperform the other companies that are trash merely because they've been beaten down? That's just retarded, that's not a strategy.

[Anonymous No.52678064]

>cant even stay up with that call wall at 393/395 before powell

this is pathetic

[Anonymous No.52678066]

free alpha

[Anonymous No.52678068]

You're all wondering
>WHY IS THE MARKET STILL GOING UP EVERYTHING IS BAD
There was nowhere else to put your money. Bonds underperformed stocks for the first time ever during a bear market. There is no liquid safe heaven. Now is different. Be ready for bonds.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52678086]

>>52678066
what the fuck is a PM

[Anonymous No.52678097]

KOLD b pooompin mmm hmmm

[Anonymous No.52678104]

>>52678086
penis meat. apple has a lot of hidden penis meat because its for fags.

[Anonymous No.52678107]

>>52678068
>There was nowhere else to put your money.
You could buy gold, or bitcoin, or hold dollars. Short term treasuries haven't underperformed. They've been the free-est of free money.

[Anonymous No.52678108]

>>52678013
Longer flatter dot plots coming in December

[Anonymous No.52678110]

>>52677824
EIA (wk ending 25 Nov)
Crude: -12.580M
Cushing: -0.415M
Gasoline: 2.769M
Distillates: 3.547M

Holy shit. They're still draining the SPR too.

[Anonymous No.52678109]

when is the chief tranny going to announce our transition to lower rates?

[Anonymous No.52678113]

>>52678068
TINA investing is over. Bonds will outperform stocks for the next decade. There has already been a massive flight to divvy stocks that pay less than bonds. Money printer and 0% interest rates are over

[Anonymous No.52678119]

>>52678063
You want to own trash when the Fed is easing which they will start doing in December.

>>52678066
Bearish cope. Apple will put the market on its back and carry it to ATH.

[Anonymous No.52678121]

>>52678086
portfolio managers baggot
but I think you already knew that
people who manage money are flocking to the "safe" large market leaders, propping them up relative to the rest of the market
and since they are weighted so heavily, they are holding the market up

[Anonymous No.52678131]

SKYT BROS

[Anonymous No.52678136]

How schizo will lines go today?

[Anonymous No.52678144]

someone give me a stock recommendation and a screenshot of you passing an IQ test

[Anonymous No.52678148]

>>52678022
>doesn't understand options
In your case, very correct.
Go ahead and write some 2% out of the money call options on the S&P 500 and have the index rally 15% to the upside.
But of course, you can't comprehend and this is why you're hurrdurring.
>thinks covered calls are black magic
First of all, see the above and realize that it's you who's not knowing shit about anything.
Secondly, you as well as many others have no idea about JEPIs actual structure since their supposed "call writing" positions aren't really visible and "investigateable" in their holdings as they hold "mysterious" ETNs of unknown counterparty risk and structure of which there is literally zero information about on the internet.
But of course you didn't know that...
>all the holdings in jepi pay dividends
kek what a clueless moron
>and are safe boomer shit
How much do the "safe boomer shit" dividend paying tickers pay in dividend? 1 to 3% per year.
checks out

You're an insufferable faggot, anon.
But you're of the typical JEPI "shill" kind who obviously doesn't know how the product works and who's lacking the fundamental knowledge and esprit to realize JEPI is highly suspicious as long as the rather simple question I raise for example remain technically and fundamentally unanswered.

[Anonymous No.52678152]

Still waiting for the dip

[Anonymous No.52678160]

>>52678144
VZ

[Anonymous No.52678162]

>>52678110
SPR release is pretty much done, actually. It's why we're finally seeing a shift from approximately net flat on crude + products, into the roughly 7 mil decline today.
Huge draws are certain to continue. There's now a 1mm bpd shortage in the system.

[Anonymous No.52678170]

KOLD bros wtf was that. Looks like my $15 ccs for 12/16 might fill. Ahhhh

[Anonymous No.52678172]

>>52678131
It's beautiful. Just waiting for the market to price in the bill coming in December.

[Anonymous No.52678177]

>>52678028
Jerome Powell can easily send the markets to all time lows with few words. All this nonsense about jerome being angry at the market is nothing but a fake drama.

The fed is acting like they are in a game of thrones tv show. You have all these dovish fed members dishing it out with the hawkish members. All trying to win public affection. They are playing the markets like a fiddle.

[Anonymous No.52678197]

>>52678107
>You could buy gold, or bitcoin, or hold dollars
Lmfao

>Short term treasuries haven't underperformed
Correct.

>>52678113
Anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.52678200]

>>52678172
If SOXX was green we’d break $10

[Anonymous No.52678204]

gtii is lawyering up against naked short sellers
get in now while its on sale

[Anonymous No.52678207]

>>52678197
Who's TINA?

[Anonymous No.52678210]

>>52678177
>GoT
>Not Wrasslin
Brother...

[Anonymous No.52678225]

When will we see 3 digit OIL prices again bros?
Is it possible this year?

[Anonymous No.52678228]

>>52678207
a fucking slut - the kind of girl where you're really drunk, and it's last call at the bar, so you go home with her, because there is no alternative..

[Anonymous No.52678231]

>>52678207
>line will go up forever
>there is no........... A....

[Anonymous No.52678233]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIP BEFORE JP SPEAKS

[Anonymous No.52678239]

>>52678119
>Bearish cope.
are you Blackrock anon?

[Anonymous No.52678248]

>>52678233
LIKE THE LAST 90 MINUTES MY MAN

[Anonymous No.52678253]

>>52677722
This, they don't exist but if they turn out to exist it's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.52678254]

>>52678210
That too brother!

[Anonymous No.52678257]

>>52678197
Long term bonds are still a terrible value proposition.
That is a fact.

Either they underperform because we somehow normalize and everything else moons harder, or they underperform because the dollar is fucked and, again, everything else moons harder.

There's a reason long term bonds are uncompetitive. Unlike the alternatives, bonds have a massive forced buyer - pension funds. Our government abuses the fuck out of this cheap funding source.

[Anonymous No.52678260]

>>52678113

[Anonymous No.52678263]

Oil bros, you do know that XOM insiders are selling right?

[Anonymous No.52678270]

>>52678162
>SPR release is pretty much done
I doubt it
>- White House is considering future SPR drawdowns
https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1597939806981525505

[Anonymous No.52678272]

RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[Anonymous No.52678277]

>>52678200
Seeking Alpha has had a few good bull cases lately.
>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4560861-skywater-technology-an-impressive-long-term-growth-story
>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4559714-skywater-technology-holding-up-well-under-difficult-conditions

[Anonymous No.52678282]

>>52678270
Have you just unironically linked to twitter? Of all profiles to a cnbc profile. Go back, stay gone

[Anonymous No.52678283]

>>52677066
Lmaoing @that test bench

[Anonymous No.52678287]

>>52678015
>It's different this time. The market already front-ran the upcoming recession, it will now front-run the post-recession easing and cuts back to ZIRP. This is the most anticipated recession in history. Everyone knows it will be over eventually and wants to load their bags for ZIRP+QE.
I coined a term for these very ridiculous, yet very real fantasies of the crowd...
*ahem*
>full retard "soft pivot" anticipation euphoria

[Anonymous No.52678292]

Non-tech companies are starting to layoff. More to come for months (even after fed pivots [whenever that will be])

[Anonymous No.52678296]

>>52678148
I sell covered calls all the time sirs. It's nice to automate the process by tipping jpmorgan jews to do it for you. The only way JEPI would underperform is in a meltup and uhh.. you would still be green as fuck just less green than spy

[Anonymous No.52678299]

>Look up Dave Ramsey
>See what he looks like
People actually listen to this prick?

[Anonymous No.52678302]

>>52678263
XOM is overvalued, so that's not surprising.

[Anonymous No.52678303]

Holding a %100 oil portfolio is like holding crypto except for all the soul shattering losses for the cryptokeks the past year.

[Anonymous No.52678314]

>>52678292

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52678320]

>>52678292
Nobody actually watches CNN outside of an airport.

[Anonymous No.52678332]

>>52678292
CNN viewership is at an ATL and they had to cancel one of their newly launched services a few months ago because no one was using it. About time this happens. Not necessarily indicative of any other companies.

[Anonymous No.52678333]

>>52678320
>Nobody actually watches CNN outside of an airport.
Actually they lost the airport contract because it turns out no one was watching it there either.

[Anonymous No.52678337]

>>52678320
I do. It’s the most accurate source we have. Faux news is for chuds and msnbc is for woke retards.

[Anonymous No.52678346]

>>52678207
that's my broker(female)'s name

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52678360]

>>52678333
kek

>>52678337
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

[Anonymous No.52678362]

>>52678296
>I sell covered calls all the time sirs.
Doubtful.

[Anonymous No.52678367]

>>52678320
That's not entirely true. I saw CNN on a gas station tv one time about 12 years ago

[Anonymous No.52678370]

>>52678299

[Anonymous No.52678373]

waiting for jp

[Anonymous No.52678380]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kind sirs

[Anonymous No.52678387]

>>52678360
Okay saying the f-word was a little unnecessary. We’re on 4channel, not 4chan.

[Anonymous No.52678388]

>>52678373
best post in this thread

[Anonymous No.52678395]

>>52678299
>son, i'm am disappoint in your investing
would you trust this face instead?

[Anonymous No.52678402]

>>52678380
good morning, wednesday morning

[Anonymous No.52678407]

The Jews have it rigged so hard even crabs can't make money today

[Anonymous No.52678412]

>>52676851
Covered calls on SLV

[Anonymous No.52678416]

nasdaq chads, the jews finally threw us a bone

[Anonymous No.52678428]

dump is looking more likely everyday

why haven't we dumped yet? we've hit a ceiling for the past month now. just flush it already, nobody is buying

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52678434]

>>52678387
sorry

[Anonymous No.52678435]

>>52678416
Bullshit. I'll believe it when AAPL moves

[Anonymous No.52678450]

>>52678428
Sp500 3850 by friday.. the pivot narrative dies today

[Anonymous No.52678454]

>>52678434
Apology accepted. Just don’t do it again. I can’t believe I am correcting someone in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.52678457]

>>52678428
They want it to dump, but don't wanna let Bobo eat either, so however they can fuck over everybody the most cumulatively is what they gone try to do

[Anonymous No.52678458]

>>52678428
Big Money has been selling to Dumb Money this whole Fake Pivot Rally.

[Anonymous No.52678464]

>wife sees the /smg/ tab i left open
>tell her "don't be looking at the hacker forums i go on!"
>she laughs and ignores it
disaster avoided

[Anonymous No.52678465]

New

>>52678463
>>52678463

[Anonymous No.52678478]

>>52678454
Sir permission to use the word nigger instead

[Anonymous No.52678488]

>>52678464
Relieved_pepe.jpg

[Anonymous No.52678495]

"We are focused on lowering the carbon intensity in our operations and growing lower carbon businesses along with our traditional business lines."
Based Chevron

[Anonymous No.52678592]

>>52678464
My wife joked that she's Tumblr and I'm 4chan kiwi farms and opposites attract.

[Anonymous No.52678689]

>>52677927
Thought he had a bone through his hair there for a sec

[Anonymous No.52678704]

shill me on what should I buy biz

[Anonymous No.52678758]

>>52676892
Contrary to popular belief, the Fed doesn't like to shock the markets. 50bps is what the consensus is, so that's what they'll do.

[Anonymous No.52678906]

>>52678758
youve got to shock the market

[Anonymous No.52678965]

someone what to explain why this current market is so similar to dot-com bubble? --and then explain why it won't play out the same from here on out??
--note, corporate profits seem to be ready to drop after this current 3 years extreme bump: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=X0Th
....this is usually followed by a recession. Any wise anons out there want to comment on this?

[Anonymous No.52679214]

>>52678965
No bro don't worry there's a new market: metaverse and NFTs, it's gonna bring TRILLIONS to the economy trust the plan

[Anonymous No.52679226]

death to the stock market

[Anonymous No.52681076]

I made 77 dollars the other day and now that the funds have settled can't bring myself to trade again even though I'm not even back at my initial. I'm just... not going to do it.